🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[river solstice]

Steve Jobs would kill his daughter before doing such a thing

[open pasture]

he's busy making even more spyware

he doesn't have time for that

Me

[jolly temple]

source?

[grizzled reef]

[open pasture]

Brazilian phonk

[solemn plank]

what

[open pasture]

I will make the world suffer

[solemn plank]

no this is famous fart song

oh

i see

[dim sable]

You know alot about spyware wouldnt you

[red wyvern]

nice to meet you

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/GkxBnYzWCa8

[jolly temple]

alt account

[grizzled reef]

@marsh finch

[open pasture]

We've met before

[red wyvern]

I'm sorry, I have a terrible memory

[solemn plank]

why's he there

[red wyvern]

I can't remember

[weak vale]

lmao i remember this

[open pasture]

Wr literally sent dad jokes to each other in chat😔

[red wyvern]

OH I REMEMBER

I remember that.

[open pasture]

"Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? No seriously, I wanna know."

Dementia catching up

[jolly temple]

most peak error this bk

[red wyvern]

fr

[river solstice]

EA idk

[red wyvern]

We actually took my grandpa to a dementia home today

[solemn plank]

fucked up

[red wyvern]

so now that he's safely taken care of, I have to take up the mantle

nah he's 92 and a danger to himself

[night blaze]

198cm to feet and inches

6' 5.953"

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/12

[red wyvern]

are we though?

wouldn't we be lucky if you were gay?

[weak vale]

wtf saturn is scary now

[open pasture]

no way you're 6'5

Our luck has nothing to do with their preference i think

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-speech-bubble-wolf-snarl-wolf-snarl-speech-bubble-gif-27469995

yeah, i've never seen someone as tall as you claim to be in my entire life

https://tenor.com/view/hanna-ball-kitten-soft-fluffy-kitty-cat-paws-gif-2803341425267067710

[open pasture]

i can't be a witch

i'm zuckerberg

the lizard man

[grizzled reef]

lizard witch

[open pasture]

change the "w" to a "b" and we're talking

[grizzled reef]

lizard bitch

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVUuEdGRHvY

[open pasture]

yeah

[dim sable]

hello Zuck

[open pasture]

👋

[grizzled reef]

omg discord ex ceo

[open pasture]

We need Steve and Tim here

[dim sable]

This new guy doesnt do shit, might as well still be CEO

[open pasture]

he'll probably add real ads

the invasive type

[dim sable]

Steve dont have the balls too pull up

[open pasture]

that randomly pop up

[dim sable]

dont sound like bad idea, might have to steal that

pay to send message on discord

[prisma hinge]

If I get employed at discord I am cutting 75% of the workforce adding three new features that provide nothing new to the user experience but are fully monetized and a partnership with a large company completely unrelated to relevant to the user base but pays well

I hope I work in consulting

[open pasture]

have to watch 5 subsequent ads after opening the app, then you have to watch another one when either clicking on the input field or pulling up the keyboard (if you are on mobile) and for each message you send you have to pay $0.1 or you can subscribe to discord nitro but you still have the ads

[long rampart]

by that time were all using teamspeak 🔥

[dim sable]

Hop on mumble

[dim sable]

stealing that rn

yes it is me

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/143867839282020352/1387256408122068992/image0.jpg?ex=685caeb5&is=685b5d35&hm=16a4c63ccd9fb4c2bb76f634c02d785bfd991f960ef8e1a96db07c3b55ba41fc&=&format=webp&width=1353&height=770

[dim sable]

deleting your discord account now

bye

[open pasture]

he loves it

i'm an emperor

not a ceo

[dim sable]

fr, just waiting for Steve or Tim

[open pasture]

emperor and proector of the earth lizard people community

[solemn plank]

ok

this image came to me while i was zoning out

[river solstice]

@dawn iris come out come out wherever you are

[river solstice]

wtf

[dawn iris]

Yeah?

[weak vale]

[dawn iris]

Why wouldn't it be

[river solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/nuclear-warhead-nuclear-mcdonalds-happy-meal-mcdonalds-happy-meal-gif-24225984

[dawn iris]

Mycelial networking is the future...

[river solstice]

I don't know why or how McDonald's managed to make the most terrifying food box, and also why they continued using the design for so long

[weak vale]

it must be destroyed with flamethrowers

[weak vale]

don't ask yoshi what he thinks about brown people

[red wyvern]

lmao fuck

I saved that as kirby_spork.png

[weak vale]

dummy

[open pasture]

Meeeee

[static valley]

why does gay fanfiction of harry potter and draco malfoy exist

and why is instagram recommending it to me

[dim sable]

welp i gotta go make Discord more shiity see you in the next month

[open pasture]

Because people exist

[static valley]

what the fuck am i reading right now

[red wyvern]

peak literature

[static valley]

the title is harry potter and the unexpected pregnancy

why is gay erotica an important aspect of this

[red wyvern]

oh wow, he really did get boypreggers

🫃

[static valley]

not as bad as the fanfic i read of yosuga no sora

[red wyvern]

was it Harry or Draco that got boypreg?

[static valley]

“their lips meshing together, tongues battling for dominance.”

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[red wyvern]

takes notes

I'd go with mashing instead of meshing

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1139425181010509894/1342238787048177777/mpreg.gif

[red wyvern]

Harry smashed his tongue into Draco's mouth, battling him for dominance.

[modern epoch]

bwah

[static valley]

oh okay so the book heavily implies pay gorn

[red wyvern]

I mean, that's HP fanfic in general

[open pasture]

Fanfic writers writing the most badass sentences in a story about something like spongebob and squidward having sex

[open pasture]

omar

omar

weeb omar

[modern epoch]

hi

[open pasture]

[static valley]

"What is it, love?" Draco sounded so concerned, so caring. Harry really didn't deserve him.

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

yes king

keep cooking

okay @red wyvern draco got harry boypreggers

[red wyvern]

lmao amazing

I've never actually read any Harry Potter fanfic, maybe I should start

[open pasture]

Noo they're both minors

[red wyvern]

Maybe I should write some

[open pasture]

[static valley]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/1108419/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Unexpected-Pregnancy

it’s funny

CHAPTER ONE OF THIRTEEN???

[red wyvern]

🔥

If I did write any, it'd probably be something super weird, like the fourth book from Dobby's point of view

[topaz meteor]

Oh we're allowed to share fanfiction now?

One sec while I get the 141 page I recently reae

[red wyvern]

nothing explicit obviously

[static valley]

this is literally the plot of 50 shades darker

like

on god

this is literally

[topaz meteor]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61145707/chapters/156240199

[static valley]

archive of our own

husk

[red wyvern]

or Hermione Granger: Ace Attorney

[topaz meteor]

Author notes for delays are so absurd they're funny

[static valley]

gasp

@red wyvern draco kicked him out 😔

[topaz meteor]

One of the most wild notes I've seen
"Sorry, I'm being hunted by the government, sorry for the delays and slower update speed."
(Clearly the correct priority to do here is continue the shipping fanfic)

[static valley]

ion care i still fw potter x weasley

[clever ore]

do people like draco?

like actually?

[static valley]

oh what

sirius and lupin are still alive

[clever ore]

i haven't read the harry potter books in like 3 years

[static valley]

i like this universe

[red wyvern]

slash fanfic writers don't care

[clever ore]

i thought it was weird he went for ron's younger sister but like

game is game idk

[topaz meteor]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14374448/1/Frieren-Understand-Humans-Aura
Huh it got mirrored to here

[red wyvern]

Ron's mom was clearly the superior choice

[clever ore]

the best choice would've been ron

would've been really fucking funny

[red wyvern]

JK Rowling never would have, lol

[static valley]

JK Rowling would fly into fits of rage if she saw this fanfiction

[clever ore]

she probably has

no wonder she's so homophobic

i would be too

[topaz meteor]

Is there a list somewhere of every popular fanfic site

[topaz meteor]

Or even better an app to combine them all so I can search em simultaneously

[clever ore]

ao3

hell on earth

and somehow the dream world for every woman i don't like

[static valley]

oh wait

oh wait

[clever ore]

HELLTAKER

OOOOOOO

[static valley]

Harry/Ron 😭

NO

I DO NOT

NEED THIS

[red wyvern]

Boypreggers Harry crying into his best friend Ron's arms... now more than friends

[topaz meteor]

New sentence unlocked

[red wyvern]

vro I wanna write now

[clever ore]

thanks i immediately joined that server

i want more stickers

[topaz meteor]

I think I'm addicted to reading fanfiction

[topaz meteor]

I have thousands

[clever ore]

why are you subjecting yourself to this

[clever ore]

no i think i'm good with this

[clever ore]

i just wanted more helltaker stickers

no need

[static valley]

can harry get a fucking abortion

[topaz meteor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce-gU8G6Vik
Music that might play while reading fanfics with a chaotic manner

[static valley]

harry potter x ronald weasley gay erotica fanfiction

what a

horrible sentence

[red wyvern]

No boybortions allowed in the UK

[static valley]

I'm listening to siri narrate this

[red wyvern]

ah, going for an extra layer of cursed, I see

[topaz meteor]

I've already read all the ones about Aura on fan fiction. Com
All that's left is to finish the 2 or so left on Ao3 then go to the depths of wattpad (its 90% self insert x fanfics there)

[static valley]

OH

OH

@red wyvern HES GIVING BIRTH

[open pasture]

hello chart

[static valley]

HARRY POTTER IS GIVING BIRTH TO DRACO MALFOY'S KID

@red wyvern

@red wyvern

[cosmic otter]

that's enough vencord for today

[static valley]

scroll up 😭

[red wyvern]

what

amazing

how?

[static valley]

uhhhhhh

good question

[red wyvern]

is it coming out of you know where, or you know what? or c-section?

[static valley]

haven't gotten there yet

[static valley]

what about you know who

or he who must not be named

[red wyvern]

you-no-poo

the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation

[static valley]

the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation

[red wyvern]

hehehe

nah I think sweeping is right

[topaz meteor]

You scare me

[static valley]

why are you worried about you-know-who?
you should be worried about you-know-poo?
the constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation!

[static valley]

oh they transfigured him into a woman

[weak vale]

😭

[topaz meteor]

....

[red wyvern]

They took the easy way out, disappointing

draco's butt baby

[static valley]

vomit

[red wyvern]

a truly cursed child

[hybrid sluice]

dude wtf are you guys talking about

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/mnewsradio-news-radio-maura-tierney-lisa-miller-wnyx-gif-24371919

[static valley]

i too love bucket hats

[hybrid sluice]

yeah stop talking about whatever you’re talking about, it’s so weird

[topaz meteor]

They're reading:
harry potter and the unplanned pregnancy

[static valley]

😭

[hybrid sluice]

so weird

[red wyvern]

my sides have launched into orbit

[static valley]

i can't stop laughing about this 😭

[red wyvern]

I'm no longer rofl, I'm ratel (rolling around the earth laughing)

[static valley]

this whole fanfiction has to be satirical

[topaz meteor]

1 fanfic lefy

[static valley]

i refuse to accept it any other way

[open pasture]

Fatass

[topaz meteor]

And now I must go yet deeper for more fanfics

[open pasture]

Can we talk about something better

Like

Idk

Invincible!

[red wyvern]

I'll talk about anything, but I won't talk about that

(I haven't seen it)

[open pasture]

Oh

You should!!!

Its like anime

But western

[red wyvern]

I only know the meme

[open pasture]

So it doesn't sexualize kids

How epic is that

[red wyvern]

"see what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"

and it's Jonah Jameson from spider man

[open pasture]

Yop

[static valley]

what's invincible

[red wyvern]

not the title character

[topaz meteor]

Its literally all reader x frieren
Boring

[static valley]

MARK HAMILL IS IN HERE?

[topaz meteor]

Thus means there's only 1 option left to have more fanfic to read

Write it

[static valley]

heyyyyy mark hamill was in the shitty fucking sequel trilogy of star wars!

I recognize him1

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-nod-mark-hamill-gif-26569877

[topaz meteor]

[open pasture]

Show based on comics

[vivid chasm]

good moning vencord

i didnt sleep since i had insomnia

[vapid pivot]

minecraft time

[vapid pivot]

gm nice pfp

[vivid chasm]

thank you!!

[static valley]

https://x.com/Shvetavah06/status/1937122922436391402

Arya (@Shvetavah06)

TEARS IN MY FUCKING EYES BRO 😭😭😭😭

X · Jun 23, 2025, 12:17 PM

LMAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[vapid pivot]

paigeeeeeee hiiiiiiii

[vivid chasm]

ww3 confirmed and europe js chilling without worry

[static valley]

I can't

fucking

breathe right now

[vapid pivot]

i went to see an irl friend today

[static valley]

cause

i'm laughing

too hard

[river solstice]

is thia gacha life

[vapid pivot]

tomorrow im getting a new macbook

[static valley]

gacha heat

skull

[river solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156734890537140256/1308463745634406470/1277048160359026770.gif

[static valley]

idk what this is but the video is funny

[vivid chasm]

share the joke

[static valley]

"the complex history of playboi carti and lil uzi vert" narrated like it's a fucking intro to avatar the last airbender with gacha type artystyle

tell me this isn't remotely funny

[vivid chasm]

send

rn

its funnier in video 100%

[static valley]

i did

[static valley]

@vivid chasm

[vivid chasm]

OH this

[static valley]

yea

[vivid chasm]

sorry imn seleepy

[river solstice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKvPyytc1NI

[vivid chasm]

cant understand shit

[river solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156734890537140256/1308463745634406470/1277048160359026770.gif

[vivid chasm]

I THOUGHT HIS WAS CLICKBAIT

WHAT THE FUCK

this is comical of biblical sized proportions

[static valley]

there are tears of mirth sprouting from my eyes right now

[granite scroll]

Fun fact pewdiepie after long 12 years is not anymore in top 10 subscribed youtubers

[river solstice]

good

[static valley]

time to dm the femboy huzz

what time is it

12:42???

his ass asleep nvm

[keen junco]

Do not

[static valley]

let me text my boyfriend 😭

[keen junco]

No, I don't allow you

[river solstice]

unfriendly reminder to break into places and steal things (ethically)

[vivid chasm]

vencord

i think this song is for you

https://open.spotify.com/track/0Moq2KFM7eRuRdPldlpFKg?si=577ea09c165c42d6

[river solstice]

sorry I don't use spotify

[static valley]

unfair

[vivid chasm]

i think hes on yt aswell

[keen junco]

No it's not. If I can't have a girlfriend to text, you can't have a boyfriend to text either

That would be unfair otherwise

[static valley]

but he’s cute…

[keen junco]

That makes it even worse

[open pasture]

So true

You should kill everyone's partner

[junior shore]

where is the sticker (oh no way ) ?

that was here

[static valley]

the desire to text femboys is too strong

[keen junco]

Will do. Global polycule eradication

[open pasture]

🔥

[keen junco]

Just resist

[red wyvern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q

[open pasture]

"Perseverance is a virtue my padawan" ahh message

[topaz meteor]

A new fnaf game dropped

[open pasture]

Shoutout to keyboard suggestions. My illiterate ass could not spell perseverance

[rain coral]

what

what could it be this time

[topaz meteor]

His name is Edwin
He made the mimic

It was very difficukt

[keen junco]

fnaf 2: electric boogaloo

[river solstice]

I LOVE CUTE BOYS

TEXT HIM

[topaz meteor]

To put the pieces together

[keen junco]

No

[river solstice]

you can't tell me what to do 😠

rn

[rain coral]

they released a sequel..

[river solstice]

[keen junco]

I can

[open pasture]

Give me their number. I'll text them

I deserve it more

[keen junco]

Absolutely not

[red wyvern]

same (if they're an adult cute boy)

[river solstice]

🙇‍♂️

[red wyvern]

why am I white

[river solstice]

:3

[red wyvern]

no longer a regular

[static valley]

YES

[red wyvern]

lol I lost regular, I wonder how

[river solstice]

wait wtf

checking audit log rfn

[open pasture]

I have to kill you i think

[bold adder]

you are very regular

[keen junco]

No

[bold adder]

⠀

[river solstice]

@hybrid sluice YOU

[open pasture]

@river solstice deserves regular imo

[river solstice]

[keen junco]

Such a simp

[open pasture]

What talking about fanfics does to a mf

[open pasture]

But theyre regular 😭

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/looks-inside-cat-meme-gif-9988497200137656952

[open pasture]

They're probably a minor

[bold adder]

theyre not

[static valley]

see i already won

[river solstice]

is that cute boy :3c

[static valley]

yop :3

[red wyvern]

welp

regular chat couldn't handle me, I guess, so y'all get everything

[static valley]

what happened

[red wyvern]

I have no idea lmao

[static valley]

was it cause of the harry potter fanfiction

[red wyvern]

that's my guess, buckethats didn't like talk about it

But I may have also said something unhinged in regulars, I don't really remember what I post

[topaz meteor]

Isn't this the regular chat

Because its the least sane one

[red wyvern]

no lol

[topaz meteor]

What's regular chat then?

[rain coral]

a chat for uhhh

frends

or something

[red wyvern]

you see the people with colored names? They have the regular role

[rain coral]

its just a chat with less members

[red wyvern]

yeah

I used to be in that esteemed club until a few minutes ago

[rain coral]

which for some reason love to talk here and dont disturb the ambiance

[red wyvern]

secret cool kids club

[river solstice]

36 minutes ago

37

[topaz meteor]

DMS 2 electric boogalo basically then

[red wyvern]

idk what that means

[rain coral]

group dm

[red wyvern]

Anyway I'm not fussed. It's not something I asked for to begin with, someone else wanted me to have it and that's probably how I'll get it back. Just leaves me wondering why, though.

[open pasture]

38

[vivid chasm]

39

[topaz meteor]

40

[vivid chasm]

41

[red wyvern]

lol there's no need to count up until I get it back

[river solstice]

we do it for you bro...........

41

[keen junco]

Nope

[open pasture]

Yop

[topaz meteor]

To become extremely well remembered don't eat the entire Mona Lisa
Only eat half so they keep the other half up still

[red wyvern]

which half?

[dim sundial]

YouTube is so petty

[topaz meteor]

The right side

[river solstice]

44

[red wyvern]

enjoy this art

[vivid chasm]

45

[river solstice]

47*

[vivid chasm]

jkdsf

[vivid chasm]

fed to ai

[red wyvern]

is it really?

[river solstice]

49

[red wyvern]

lol

[keen junco]

No

[vivid chasm]

mmeeeow

[covert inlet]

cating noises

good morning

[vivid chasm]

good morning

[red wyvern]

Tomfoolery has transitioned, and is only doing shenanigans now.

[jolly temple]

numbers 5:11-31

[neon grove]

Numbers 5:11-31 - Revised Standard Version (RSV)

Concerning an Unfaithful Wife

<11> And the Lord said to Moses, <12> "Say to the people of Israel, If any man's wife goes astray and acts unfaithfully against him, <13> if a man lies with her carnally, and it is hidden from the eyes of her husband, and she is undetected though she has defiled herself, and there is no witness against her, since she was not taken in the act; <14> and if the spirit of jealousy comes upon him, and he is jealous of his wife who has defiled herself; or if the spirit of jealousy comes upon him, and he is jealous of his wife, though she has not defiled herself; <15> then the man shall bring his wife to the priest, and bring the offering required of her, a tenth of an ephah of barley meal; he shall pour no oil upon it and put no frankincense on it, for it is a cereal offering of jealousy, a cereal offering of remembrance, bringing iniquity to remembrance. <16> "And the priest shall bring her near, and set her before the Lord; <17> and the priest shall take holy water in an earthen vessel, and take some of the dust that is on the floor of the tabernacle and put it into the water. <18> And the priest shall set the woman before the Lord, and unbind the hair of the woman's head, and place in her hands the cereal offering of remembrance, which is the cereal offering of jealousy. And in his hand the priest shall have the water of bitterness that brings the curse. <19> Then the priest shall make her take an oath, saying, 'If no man has lain with you, and if you have not turned aside to uncleanness, while you were under your husband's authority, be free from this water of bitterness that brings the curse. <20> But if you have gone astray, though you are under your husband's authority, and if you have defiled yourself, and some man other than your husband has lain with you, <21> then' (let the priest make the woman take the oath of the curse, and say to the woman) 'the Lord make you an execration and an oath among your people, when the Lord makes your thigh fall away and your body...

BibleBot v11.2.0 by Kerygma Digital

[full thorn]

morning vencord

im gonna go take a sh*wer

then head to work prolly

[red wyvern]

wow, censored shower but not work this time

have a good work

[flat kelp]

any ideas on improving cooling systems of laptops?

[vivid chasm]

unironically

youre better off buying a pc

i dont know anything about laptop cooling other than 90% of it sucks ass

since heatsinks cooled by air is ass

[red wyvern]

ice in your lap

[covert inlet]

blahaj!

[keen junco]

Yes get in

They're waiting for you

[jolly temple]

casting

[full thorn]

blahajj

i have a friend

whos obsessed with blahaj

[covert inlet]

o no i totally don’t smell a trap

[keen junco]

Are they trans per chance

[keen junco]

Yeah no trap at all

[full thorn]

idk

i asked him

or her

or it

idk

he said like

[vivid chasm]

early daily blahaj

[full thorn]

"idk me human ok 👍 "

[covert inlet]

proceeds to enter

[vivid chasm]

core

[keen junco]

closes the cage and locks it

[covert inlet]

nooo!!!!

[keen junco]

Time to sell off this car

[jolly temple]

self report?

[covert inlet]

not profitable

[keen junco]

Very profitable if I sell your organs only

[covert inlet]

fair

[main wyvern]

vencore

[river solstice]

85

86

[vapid adder]

girls.. >w<

[vivid chasm]

(and men)

[vapid adder]

:c

[raw panther]

kissing

[vivid chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/grandpa-headphones-cam-video-call-what-gif-16503715

[jolly temple]

lc.ss

[raw panther]

stop hacking into my webcam

[river solstice]

MEN 🤤

92

[jolly temple]

kissing

[thick hearth]

my discord just un vencorded 😨

[raw panther]

revencord it

[thick hearth]

nvm it re vencorded

[humble trench]

If on MacOS, quit Discord with CMD+Q, head to VencordInstaller.app, press Install, and boom! Your Discord is patched!

If on Windows or Linux, do the same thing, but without using CMD+Q, that doesn't exist on these operating systems

[north brook]

i alive again

[cerulean sparrow]

vencord update

[weak vale]

oh

[weak vale]

wb how are things

[north brook]

uh

dunno

im just happy internet is connected again

[weak vale]

real

[north brook]

during the

uh

[jolly temple]

since its no trap at whatsoever ?

[north brook]

last 6 days

internet was just the local intranet + google.com

so yeah

[weak vale]

crazy

[north brook]

not even wikipedia

[weak vale]

is it going to stay up this time

[thick hearth]

wait all i did was open vencord installer and press reinstall

[north brook]

hoping

telegram seems to be on the unbanning list

man all these

countries

are acting such childish

im jus tired

[weak vale]

yes

extremely

i hope u stay safe and things dont get out of hand

idk whats going to happen next

[north brook]

there's two mil bases in the 40km zone around where i live

so i listen to AA fire daily

[weak vale]

jesus

[north brook]

they seemed to have quieted** off now

i took the time and

wrote low-tier smut

[weak vale]

lmfao

[north brook]

idk i've never written anything before

u wanna read ? 😭

[weak vale]

no vro i think you're a minor 😭

[north brook]

oh wait yeah

i forget that sometimes

not even ironically

[weak vale]

i mean it's a good use of time during a war i guess

[vital otter]

[weak vale]

take your mind off of it

[vital otter]

I just hurt my spine leaning back

[north brook]

this year i will finish 16 and enter 17

hoping i don't hit the next war when i have to do my mil service

[slow urchin]

gigahusk21

[north brook]

look man

[weak vale]

i'm guessing service is mandatory?

[north brook]

yez

2 years mandatory

[weak vale]

new husk just dropped btw

[north brook]

its like south korea i think

or they have more

[weak vale]

if i get drafted to bomb your country i'm teamkilling

[north brook]

vro 😭

y tho ?

[weak vale]

not that a draft is going to happen probably

[north brook]

i mean i might get drafted

in two years time

not sure how long i'd stay alive tho

dude gruvbox is soooo

i feel like a minecraft husk

[weak vale]

oh i forgot there was a husk in minecraft

[north brook]

yuuuh

since like

1.14 ?

village and pillage update

or something

[weak vale]

for legal reasons this is a joke your honor

[north brook]

your honor whom?

request to [redacted url] failed after 3425532ms

firefox, man

[weak vale]

i'm just speaking to the hypothetical judge in the courtroom this is being read in

[north brook]

hehe

what is the most

greenest

not in a neon toxic way

wallpaper suggestions

[keen junco]

@weak vale stinky

[weak vale]

you are giga stinky

i know you haven't showered in weeks

[weak vale]

let me look through my wallpaper folder

[keen junco]

So???

[north brook]

yeah wallhaven doesn't load for me

so

[open pasture]

🤔

[covert inlet]

pain 😭 ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[weak vale]

@north brook some screenshots from Made in Abyss

[north brook]

mmm, i desire more swampy

i love

cold swamps

cold green swamps

[weak vale]

@north brook

ok that's pretty much all my green

gm vro

[north brook]

vorning

[north brook]

arghh

if only AI could actually generate something good

[hollow dew]

morning

[weak vale]

nah i'd rather have art made by a person as my wallpaper lol

[north brook]

what would you do if

[weak vale]

im doin ok hru?

[north brook]

there aint

[weak vale]

aint WHAT

[north brook]

a wallpaper of your liking***

[weak vale]

skill issue

[north brook]

i need to be more

PG13

[weak vale]

[lavish relic]

thanks minimod

[north brook]

microsoft word will only see the monstrosities i've written

well that and

firefox

[weak vale]

maybe it should stay that way...

[north brook]

dunno i wanna get a rating on what i wrote in these 6 days

[weak vale]

shit that sucks

i don't think i have PTSD but i do have memories that i try to repress

[keen junco]

Sorry

[raw panther]

meow

[weak vale]

mrp

[covert inlet]

meow ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[raw panther]

:3

[jade finch]

meow

aliucord has a meow button now

meow

car button

meow

[weak vale]

oh mai gotto it's adobe flash

[jade finch]

hold on I need to

meow

[north brook]

adobe flash player sir

you gave me a severe brain aneurysm at high school this year

what do you have to answer for that

[humble trench]

what is adobe flash player

[bold adder]

tee tow https://fixupx.com/NOYU23386566/status/1934883367708983513/photo/1

Noyu (@NOYU23386566)

重音テト🥖

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FixupX · Jun 17, 2025, 7:58 AM

[spark crescent]

reminder that it's okay to cry!

it's ok to be sad

its

[weak vale]

it's ok

[jade finch]

adobe

[open pasture]

its okay to be

[jade finch]

being is ok

[open pasture]

its okay to be adobe

No it's not

[fast imp]

what

[weak vale]

oh it's gone

[fast imp]

did they finally remove neofetch from the official repositories

[weak vale]

it's in aur now

[open pasture]

oldfetch when

[fast imp]

weird

[strange dragon]

Use hyfetch

It's better

It has Burger Support™

[fast imp]

neofetch is king

arch with xfce feels cursed

[strange dragon]

hyfetch is woke though

[drifting carbon]

hi

[strange dragon]

You can alias neofetch to point at hyfetch

[drifting carbon]

fastfetch and neofetch are both king

[fast imp]

why would i do that when neofetch works just fine

[raw panther]

any advantage with hyfetch vs fastfetch?

[strange dragon]

Because hyfetch has burger mode

Also yeah actually, there's more info

[drifting carbon]

this is how much hyfetch has

[strange dragon]

hyfetch is nice because it has 2 less letters than fastfetch

Less typing

[fast imp]

i would rather not announce to the world how gay i am
i will let them infer that from the fact that i'm running arch

[strange dragon]

Use the furry flag one then

[open pasture]

That's for the first time only tbh

[raw panther]

you don't have it run automatically when you open terminal?

[strange dragon]

Caninekin or whatever

[strange dragon]

Not yet

I still have the gnu cow

[raw panther]

@open pasture why husk

[strange dragon]

GNU cow has nice things to say and I haven't seen a duplicate yet

I don't open terminal often

[open pasture]

Because thats so unnecessary 😭

Why would you do that

Fetch is only for screenshots to post in unixcorn

[fast imp]

chat i fucked up

[raw panther]

idk I think it's cool (and was setup already on cachyos)

[fast imp]

i set my terminal to run neofetch at launch and now my terminal automatically closes once it finishes running

[odd wave]

Whats up guys. Its four am. I M not in bed.

[open pasture]

I see

[open pasture]

Hi not in bed

I'm John soup

[odd wave]

Bros jon soup

[open pasture]

Bros not in bed

[fast imp]

i can't open the settings menu in time

i fucked the terminal

welp

[odd wave]

Mario wtf

[fast imp]

this was a fresh inatall of arch anyway

[open pasture]

Cant you just change it breh

[odd wave]

MARIO USES LINUX

[weak vale]

gotta use tty i guess

[fast imp]

i can't get to the terminal settings before it closes

[open pasture]

Yeah just reinstall arch over a minor inconvenience

Didnt you do it through the config?

[fast imp]

nah

i wanna switch to a different DE anyway

[open pasture]

You may have used the gui settings but the smchanges are still in the config

Just edit that out

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312852788203622410/1387342626067447878/RDT_20250625_0902551348315544586728608.jpg?ex=685cff01&is=685bad81&hm=45ebc565b8a5cd0ed26b295d53f9aeeb5f2b32e503190c1817d9943e7da43e6b&

[weak vale]

this is not proper reddiquette

[open pasture]

No wholesome awards. This must be edited

[raw panther]

PositivityMan being positive

[open pasture]

PositivityMan ran out of positivity and this happened

[fast imp]

i wanna get a different DE i'm just gonna reinstall

[open pasture]

Bruh dont reinstall your whole system over something that basic 😭

You'll never learn anything

[raw panther]

minor oopsie - nuke everything

[weak vale]

you might be able to switch to a tty with ctrl + alt + f2

also hop on sway

[fast imp]

nah im prob just gonna go cinnamon or something

[open pasture]

GNOME

[fast imp]

i would do KDE but this system is a little too weak for that

[open pasture]

GET GNOME

GET GNOME

GET GNOME

[raw panther]

get gnomed

[open pasture]

GET GNOMR

[north brook]

ooh!

[open pasture]

Gnomr

[fast imp]

anyway brb

[open pasture]

Bed so comfy.

[fast imp]

the reason why i don't care about doing a reinstall is because i literally just installed it and it took like 2 seconds

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/ina-hololive-sleep-hololive-hololive-gn-gif-21042876

[fast imp]

plus i don't want wasted space by having all of xfce's shit still sitting there not being used

[open pasture]

Grrrr you should learn to fix stuff

If you wanna use arch

[weak vale]

i think it took longer than 2 seconds

[open pasture]

I have to beat you up mario

Youre ragebaiting me

[fast imp]

grr the easy solution is right in front of me

[open pasture]

And its kind of working

I'm not in your case.

[weak vale]

mario is ragebaiting the anti-ragebait cat

[open pasture]

mario too strong

I must take a deep breath and let them reinstall

[raw panther]

mario ate too many mushrooms

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029315212521771020/1370052911593423000/attachment.gif

[weak vale]

now let's see how long it actually takes, start the timer

[fast imp]

it's the most space efficient and i want to switch DEs anyway

[weak vale]

cope

[north brook]

how do u switch up sleep?

i've somehow made my long sleep from noon to night

instead of night to morning

[weak vale]

pull an all-nighter

[open pasture]

Why not

[fast imp]

i wonder if archinstall is still updated it probably isn't

[open pasture]

pacman -Syy i think

[weak vale]

i can't lie i like the pretty colors

[fast imp]

and we're off

[open pasture]

Share your sway config

[open pasture]

I hope it EXPLODES

[fast imp]

the keyring sync may take a minute because im using worldwide and US repositories

[weak vale]

it's kind of a mess i'll clean it up soon

[open pasture]

3 minutes

you have three minutes to do it🐺

[fast imp]

sync complete
we're downloading packages

[weak vale]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-run2-gif-19781006

[open pasture]

[fast imp]

i should regularly reinstall arch

[hollow jackal]

yea

[fast imp]

and pretend that its tinycore

[open pasture]

Im gonna lose it bro

[fast imp]

tinycore probably would honestly be a better option on this system

[weak vale]

nou

[fast imp]

but im already installing arch

and maybe i'll do it again

[weak vale]

what will we do with you mario

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1385163218800082965/togif-4-1.gif

[fast imp]

let me install arch

[open pasture]

Fuck you mario. Luigi is better

[fast imp]

why do you hate mario

[open pasture]

Because mario gives up and reinstalls instead of fixing shit

[weak vale]

because of how mario uses the computer

[open pasture]

Mario thinks its windows

[fast imp]

i didn't give up i wanted to change my DE anyway

[north brook]

reinstalling fixes shit

[open pasture]

You can just install DEs??

Did you know that mario

[fast imp]

and reinstalling will insure no wasted space from a DE im not using

[weak vale]

you can do that without reinstalling your OS...

[open pasture]

Crazy i kjow

Just delete alp the packages from the previous DE and their config files

[weak vale]

you are always going to get wasted space eventually from all the different programs you install and uninstall

trying to maintain a perfectly minimal system is pointless

[open pasture]

Doesn't -Rns try to fix that

[fast imp]

you know, i was installing gnome, for you

but i think i will reinstall again and pick something else

[open pasture]

Linux users made me hate the word "bloat"

Noooooo im sorry mario

[weak vale]

yop

[open pasture]

At least keep the install and just uninstall gnome

[fast imp]

nope im reinstalling

[open pasture]

Then I'll feel less bad about it

[weak vale]

i sometimes have some config files and shit left over

[open pasture]

I think it removes related stuff from /etc. .config stays

iirc

[weak vale]

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719389046962389014/1382929934627897427/attachment.gif

[fast imp]

packages and shit

[north brook]

guh-nome

[open pasture]

We're at 0.7 seconds

[north brook]

for some friggin reason my titlebars are not responding

amaze

[weak vale]

reinstall arch

[fast imp]

yeah reinstall arch

[open pasture]

100% works

[fast imp]

and the install is complete

[north brook]

i might

maybe in a better internet state

[fast imp]

join the club

[north brook]

its just

[kindred nacelle]

linux

[north brook]

idk librewolf shenanigans

[north brook]

i should just switch to lynx atp

or qute

[kindred nacelle]

gnome is good

[keen junco]

Nop

[north brook]

TIL, theres a arch repo for gnome-unstable

so ye

[keen junco]

Gnome bad

[north brook]

u can test gnome 49

[kindred nacelle]

marvin, im the bigger bwain here

[keen junco]

Guh true

[north brook]

zen vast ist good ?

[keen junco]

Never heard of it

I'm using qtile

[north brook]

oh

how does configuring in python feel ?

[kindred nacelle]

reinstalling arch is pain btw

i use le rach

[north brook]

i meeean

[keen junco]

Terrible

[north brook]

i already have dotfiles synced

to

my phone

which acts as my nas

portable nas frfr

[kindred nacelle]

reject python embrace assembly

[keen junco]

Just use NixOS so you can just do it all with one config

[north brook]

i just do minimal arch

install niri

and rofi and stuff

then rsync my dotfiles

or git pull

depends

how lazy i am

[fast imp]

gnome kinda sucks

[north brook]

get sum exts

[fast imp]

why do i have to press the windows key to do literally anything

[north brook]

compared to what ?

[fast imp]

literally any other DE

[north brook]

hm

fair enough

there was an

[open pasture]

Under 2 seconds?

[north brook]

"run application" shortcut like xfce

i dunnot rember what it was tho

[open pasture]

So true

[north brook]

friggin

rye at omega in ~
↪ nslookup github.com
;; communications error to 127.0.0.1#53: timed out
;; communications error to 127.0.0.1#53: timed out
;; communications error to 127.0.0.1#53: timed out
Server:        ::1
Address:    ::1#53

Non-authoritative answer:
Name:    github.com
Address: 140.82.121.3

what is this

[fast imp]

also everything is too round

[north brook]

local dns

experience

[open pasture]

omega in

[north brook]

omega is hostname

[open pasture]

IP address

[north brook]

yes

[open pasture]

Change it to sigma

[north brook]

no im a sub

[open pasture]

🐺

[north brook]

shush

[open pasture]

Oh

[kindred nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039611184925650944/1365937794907902082/Messenger_creation_661239896681067.webp

[open pasture]

Change it to beta then

[north brook]

well im not old enough itfp

[open pasture]

Me btw

[north brook]

but you know

i kinda know more than i should

[open pasture]

Uh

[winter girder]

???

Whag

[kindred nacelle]

unironically listening to the jschlatt xmas album

[open pasture]

ITS CALLED THE SUPER KEY

[winter girder]

Dawg I have never pressed super for anything but getting to my app menu

What are you on

[fast imp]

super key windows key whatever

[open pasture]

I love the super + <number of pinned app on dock>

[winter girder]

@fast imp what do you need to press the super key for

[sudden sun]

the apple key

[open pasture]

Meta key even

[north brook]

Meta, if you want to be kde-pilled

[sudden sun]

yea

[open pasture]

If you must

[open pasture]

Jinx

[fast imp]

cool gnome software manager couldn't resolve the flathub hostname it came with

maybe i should reinstall

[sudden sun]

@winter girder fix

remove the efi entry i forgot to delete

[open pasture]

Where do you live

i NEED to kill you

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1371747826786111498.png?size=160

[keen junco]

@sudden sun turn this off

[sudden sun]

why

[fast imp]

gnome feels like macos if it were even more annoying to use

[open pasture]

Youre so mean

Im gonna cry

[keen junco]

You asked for a fix

[sudden sun]

?

[keen junco]

💔

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005041063750271018/1387351826315345940/watermark.gif

[sturdy cradle]

mrow

[raw panther]

nya

[winter girder]

Just boot into macos

https://github.com/corpnewt/mountefi

[sudden sun]

why did it try to boot into windows tho

[winter girder]

You can boot into macos recovery too

It'll work there

[drifting carbon]

what..

you dont have to reinstall arch completely

[lost furnace]

what do I do

[winter girder]

Because macos prefers windows i think

[open pasture]

Dont even bother omar

[sudden sun]

?

[open pasture]

Ive tried

[lost furnace]

[sturdy cradle]

[lost furnace]

kodaaaaa

[winter girder]

Wait

No

[drifting carbon]

what..

what did i even do

[winter girder]

Why didnt you pick macos

Theres a boot selection screen

[winter girder]

Zayneee

[sudden sun]

i was rebooting and it tried to boot windows

[winter girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029315212521771020/1372337784492392479/caption.gif

[sudden sun]

how hard is that to understand

[winter girder]

WRONG GIF

[sudden sun]

smh

[sturdy cradle]

REAL

[lost furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/catgirl-hug-kitsune-upload-cute-gif-25445993

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/gigi-murin-stupid-holo-live-vtuber-gremlin-gif-13302964433065452250

[fast imp]

guess what im doing

[open pasture]

I mean ive tried explaining to them that they dont need to reinstall over basic things

[drifting carbon]

[robust relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1386847648396607719/RDT_20250622_1323096749108297221771381.gif

[drifting carbon]

oh

[sturdy cradle]

wahoo?

[winter girder]

What does bad file number in grub mean

[hollow dew]

number is bad

[lost furnace]

im thinking of doing a coding project but I gotta find something that ill actually use and want to do

[fast imp]

ah, i'm home

[raw panther]

maybe you should reinstall

[fast imp]

you're right

[keen junco]

You are not allowed to have that

[lost furnace]

yes I am

[fast imp]

hell yeahhhh

[keen junco]

No that's a beer

[lost furnace]

yea so?

[keen junco]

You can't have that

[lost furnace]

yes I can

[robust relic]

beer 🤤

[fast imp]

archinstall 🤤

[astral gazelle]

Yooo