🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[gleaming sequoia]

aint my main phone idgaf

boot loop into download mode if it wants

[woeful crag]

[gleaming sequoia]

hi fake vee

hru

[woeful crag]

I'm very yes

[gleaming sequoia]

:3

[woeful crag]

Battlefront 2

[jolly temple]

browser on spotify

[woeful crag]

No

Browse the dark web 🤑

[bold adder]

guys

big question

can you bake an egg

like in the microwave oven

[river solstice]

NO

THAT IS DANGEROUS

[jolly temple]

bruh

[river solstice]

DO NOT

bruh

[bold adder]

i baked an egg

wowww

[weak vale]

i guess that's one way to do it

[jolly temple]

gm***.com

[weak vale]

it come with egg wuh

[gleaming sequoia]

my old phone is shitting itself so i decided yo give up and now im taking it apart

i have go be really careful and use plastic shit because i cant then it off and i really need to take fhe battery out

scawy

[river solstice]

why would you do that

[bold adder]

my microwave broke

its too loud

and my parents are asleep

and im hungry

[woeful crag]

[jolly temple]

green

[woeful crag]

My emote perms are vanquished

😞

🧙🪄

[lapis lava]

on you for shittily reacting

apparently

i think

[woeful crag]

Yes it is

Also, you're not gonna believe this

You're gonna LOVE kisuke Urahara

And his BUCKET hat

[woeful crag]

11111

[weak vale]

omfg you got brain rot role

[jolly temple]

lil hood

[weak vale]

i tried to warn you

[crystal loom]

based

[keen kernel]

who up PTSDing they splatoon 2

[woeful crag]

:(

Capitalism ✨

[gleaming sequoia]

r

[gleaming sequoia]

do you guys know any repair shops

[jolly temple]

gudnite

[gleaming sequoia]

I mean it's only a little bit of damage so I'm sure it'll be fine

[weak vale]

i don't think you can repair this one vro

[gleaming sequoia]

you sww the screen turn on

i think its fine

[weak vale]

first stage of grief (denial)

[gleaming sequoia]

angry Grandpa went a littletoo far this time

[weak vale]

didn't know it existed honestly

[weak vale]

how high did you drop it anyways

[gleaming sequoia]

2cm

[weak vale]

2cm above the core of Jupiter

[weak vale]

[keen junco]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1933754336456442237

britton winterrose (@bwinterrose)

I bought 500 Android phones for 1 dollar each, got 500 Gmail accounts, and hailed all 500 Waymos from SF to 2 random parking lots where they are all now trapped by a strategically placed traffic cones

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FixupX · Jun 14, 2025, 5:12 AM

[jolly temple]

@sudden sun

[sudden sun]

?

@golden rivet

[keen junco]

Kevin really wanted you to see this

[modern epoch]

xd

[lapis lava]

@golden rivet

korn

[open pasture]

Good morning Vencord

[weak vale]

gm

[noble quest]

@jaunty trellis

[bold adder]

sloth:

god what a prison

[jolly temple]

made for three entire night i sprinkle some mexican bands

[lapis lava]

saladeath

[noble quest]

Insane

[olive palm]

@cold ruin

[river solstice]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

DESERVED

[river solstice]

dude doesn't know about Bluestacks

california tech chud

[river solstice]

does anyone remember the messages they send here

I don't remember sending anything until I get pinged

[solemn shale]

how the fuck do you buy 500 android phones for a dollar each

also why do people keep fucking with these things

what did they do wrong ☹️

[solemn shale]

what the fuck is a california 😭

[jolly temple]

v+ adorable

[river solstice]

hell on earth

[solemn shale]

oh is it a US state

[solemn shale]

m. ill take that as a yes

[river solstice]

yes

[jolly temple]

uuuhhhh many slurs

[river solstice]

silly

[river solstice]

honestly this is how I feel

a handful of people set a couple on fire and now all the protestors can think is Waymo 🚨 🚓 Waymo 🚨 ✋ 🛑 🚓

poor cars

[solemn shale]

they set a couple on fire??? fucked up

love is love ..

[jolly temple]

???

[unique wyvern]

gm stinkies

[sturdy cradle]

gm

[raw panther]

gm

[open pasture]

I am the lizard wizard

Good morning chat

🦎

[river solstice]

buenas https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1184599007629152336.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=wavey

[solemn shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-funny-smile-happy-gif-7621419476068285580

fuck. embed fail

[river solstice]

here

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-funny-smile-happy-gif-7621419476068285580

silly

[solemn shale]

whats with the absolute drought of css snippets lately

[river solstice]

summer vacation

[solemn shale]

like there were ones being posted like several times a day and now its been a month

[solemn shale]

that was like 6 months ago

[river solstice]

southern hemisphere detected

[solemn shale]

die

[raw panther]

everything's already done, no more snippet ideas left

[jolly temple]

no bodyhair

[solemn shale]

what the fuck is vacation anyway

[river solstice]

w hen school is gon

e

[solemn shale]

isn't that what it says on a public toilet door when nobody is in there

[river solstice]

yes

[solemn shale]

awesome

[raw panther]

body { hair: none !important}

[jolly temple]

that's crasy

[rain sorrel]

how to have this badge ? of cat donator

[solemn shale]

wait why would the northern hemisphere have that in summer as well what

that's literally the middle of the year in the northern hemisphere is it not

[jolly temple]

also some things 🤔

[copper garnet]

good morning humans

[sturdy cradle]

gm

[lapis lava]

donate 5$+ https://github.com/sponsors/vendicated

[fast imp]

mario has no money to donate

my work on mario kart world has gone unpaid

[unreal siren]

you are a plumber

[fast imp]

i was a plumber

[unreal siren]

its been 30 years mario

[fast imp]

buy my game

[hollow jackal]

discord on windows so fucking slow

[vivid chasm]

good morning vencord

[jolly temple]

:necoarcflower:

[raw panther]

@hollow jackal

[sturdy cradle]

gm!!

[jolly temple]

:whatthefu: rejecting halfova cheeseburga

[vivid chasm]

[open pasture]

Kb my beloved

[shell crest]

fellas random question, I am on limited data and discord web eats quite a bit of data- is there are any data saver plugins or something

[vivid chasm]

isnt there data saver options in settings

[jolly temple]

si probablemente

[vivid chasm]

or is rhat only for mobile

[shell crest]

Not on web sadly

[vivid chasm]

sad

[shell crest]

Does exists on mobile though thatd be correct

[open pasture]

The cake is BAKING

[mystic salmon]

why do i even bother reading yt comments anymore they're just filled with bots

[open pasture]

And this is what I'm making, a blueberry cheesecake
(Photo from before, tho)

🩴

[shell crest]

Absolute cinema

[open pasture]

That looks amazing

[shell crest]

LOOKS SO YUMMY :0 AWEAWEAWEW

[open pasture]

I believe I have a photo from another time I also made it that has the inside, one sec

[jolly temple]

helo!

[sturdy cradle]

hai kevin!

[lost furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/gawr-gura-gura-shark-wiggle-3d-gif-26729374

[sturdy cradle]

[jolly temple]

then to snoreway

[winter girder]

does he know every device can be accessed directly in linux

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/does-he-know-gif-17552966235424643644

[jolly temple]

xddddd

[hidden swallow]

Sigma sigma boy

[lost furnace]

away with you whitename (are we still doing racism? havent been here for a bit)

[winter girder]

yeah

[jolly temple]

😶

[winter girder]

also

[jolly temple]

postal 2 buttons and such

[winter girder]

its rolecism

[lost furnace]

rolecism

will keep that in mind

[open pasture]

What

[lost furnace]

so we still hate whitenames

[hidden swallow]

Is the n word allowed, i don't want to get banned

[open pasture]

Ok

[hidden swallow]

I guess not

[lost furnace]

but we make exceptions for some cool people

[winter girder]

yeah, you should say it

[hidden swallow]

Ok bro

[open pasture]

Am i included

[winter girder]

yeah

[keen junco]

no

[lost furnace]

this is authentic vencord off topic

[winter girder]

dont push it

[open pasture]

:(

Balls

[lost furnace]

rolecism and actual racism in response from the whitenames

[open pasture]

Thank you!

[jolly temple]

[sob~1](

[winter girder]

i have more power than marvin

[keen junco]

no you dont

[lost furnace]

true

[keen junco]

you're a toddler

[lost furnace]

marvin is silly

[winter girder]

you're not even a donor smh

[open pasture]

Marvin doesn't exist

[lost furnace]

too silly to be in charge

[lost furnace]

also true its something my schizophrenia made and we're all schizophrenic and can see him

[jolly temple]

?

[drifting carbon]

i feel like the mar in marvin sounds like omar

[keen junco]

i dont want to lose regular role color

[drifting carbon]

[lost furnace]

I'm still niko

[keen junco]

but i do infact shove money in vee's wallet

[open pasture]

I wish i could donate but i still dont have a credit card

[winter girder]

you're not a real vencordian smh

[lost furnace]

neither do I

I have a debit card

[open pasture]

I can pay with robux 🥺

[winter girder]

marvin has 2 roles

[drifting carbon]

he is a betterdiscordian

[winter girder]

i have like 50

[lost furnace]

credit cards are for intentional debt for the funny

[drifting carbon]

[winter girder]

no

they're good if you know how to use them

[lost furnace]

for me it is

[jolly temple]

5am only & similar

[winter girder]

and you pay it on time

[lost furnace]

hence why I don't have one

[lost furnace]

I would overspend too much

[drifting carbon]

i am too young to have one..

[open pasture]

Smh

[jolly temple]

yummy

[lost furnace]

you're talking to the girl with multiple expensive addictions

[winter girder]

are you in usa

[open pasture]

Wait how old r u

I have a debit card but unfortunately my parents get a notification on every transaction

[lost furnace]

no

[winter girder]

13

[hidden swallow]

To goon or not to goon? That is thy question.

[drifting carbon]

13

[winter girder]

omar is 13

[lost furnace]

koda doesn't rember me

[open pasture]

FAM

[winter girder]

you're german i think

[open pasture]

you young as hell

[lost furnace]

no

[open pasture]

One less and you are out 😭

[hidden swallow]

Real

[lost furnace]

im the australian one

[jolly temple]

mate got slur s

[drifting carbon]

i need to be like 21 to have a credit card in egypt i think

[winter girder]

i still havent had my birthday yet

[open pasture]

Aussie

[winter girder]

oh

[lost furnace]

I did

I'm 16 now

still fetus to marvin

[winter girder]

im turning 16 this year

[open pasture]

That much?

[lost furnace]

fucking fossil

[hidden swallow]

I'm not gonna chat anymore I think I'm gonna get banned

Grr

Sigma

[drifting carbon]

i also did too

[open pasture]

Seeing people younger than me is wild what the fuck

[lavish owl]

...or is it?

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[open pasture]

I thought I was the young one

[jolly temple]

🕷️

[lost furnace]

@keen junco how did you stay alive for these thousands of years and still look 78?

[jolly temple]

inca

[open pasture]

At 17

[sturdy cradle]

AAAH

[hollow jackal]

thats right now take a sip from ur juice and have a nap

[spring trellis]

same

[winter girder]

how old are you

[keen junco]

i just am

[drifting carbon]

im an embryo to marvin

[open pasture]

Kb can i love you

[open pasture]

17

[winter girder]

insane

[spring trellis]

lmao

[sturdy cradle]

[lost furnace]

I rember being like 14 here

[drifting carbon]

lol

[jolly temple]

that's cool off shotgun

[keen junco]

orang juic

[winter girder]

you're so funny

[open pasture]

Kb can you answer

[lost furnace]

literally nothing has changed

[open pasture]

HOLY SHIT GB

[spring trellis]

i first joined at 15 but didn't talk until late 16

[drifting carbon]

i was uhh

[open pasture]

THEY UPGRADED

[sturdy cradle]

YEAA

[drifting carbon]

i was 12 before when i joined vencord i think

[jolly temple]

porque hay 5 whole ass rack and apps icon

[lost furnace]

OMARR!!

[spring trellis]

ban for tos immediately

[lost furnace]

evil...

[drifting carbon]

guh

[hollow jackal]

yeah

thanks for the compliment

[open pasture]

User sta

[winter girder]

can we be friends 🥹

[lapis lava]

Omar is 8

[lost furnace]

(I can't say shit I've been using discord since like 2017)

[hollow jackal]

meow

[lost furnace]

holy

[drifting carbon]

nop

[jolly temple]

next month as if anything with like there idk this besides dx they gonna chat do ppl

[open pasture]

I've been using Discord since 2016

[lost furnace]

oomfies becoming oomfies today is great

[lost furnace]

I'm also 16 rn

so

[spring trellis]

i too have been using discord since 2016

[open pasture]

This is my third account

[lost furnace]

yknow

[spring trellis]

(i am 17)

[lapis lava]

gonna spend some nett brb

[winter girder]

subtract 14 from your age, if you're in the negatives you shouldn't be here

[open pasture]

Wait

[spring trellis]

16*

[drifting carbon]

i was so close

[jolly temple]

11 pro was that lead to death metal about an organise.sh in quake live

[winter girder]

nop

[lapis lava]

@drifting carbon heyyyyyy

lc.wa 13-14

[night blaze]

13-14

-1

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/6

[open pasture]

Fetuses born in 2010 are 15 now what the actual fuck

[drifting carbon]

guh

[winter girder]

the regular role requirement should be 15

[lost furnace]

I can now agree with this because I'm closer to becoming a fossil

[spring trellis]

this should be like the android server
blanket ban anyone under 16

[lapis lava]

@winter girder gone

:(

[spring trellis]

(idk if they still have that rule i joined and left in 2021 when i saw it)

[open pasture]

There is a line in the xp bot that's commented out that gives you regular at level 20

[winter girder]

i honestly think we should limit regular role to an age @lapis lava

[simple perch]

Ninadev

[lapis lava]

eh if you look mature enough you should get regular

[spring trellis]

or just give it to people who show maturity

[jolly temple]

awww, i assumed so a dream to unalive yourself? 🙏🏻

[spring trellis]

[winter girder]

that is so not true

[lapis lava]

like if you don't look like completely braindead

[lost furnace]

I just realised I can now actually legally have social media

oops

[winter girder]

this is so not true

[open pasture]

You are very cool i like you

[lapis lava]

why did spotify make lyrics fat

there used to be less padding

[spring trellis]

i still probably wouldn't have regular if i wasn't friends with who gave it to me

[open pasture]

Naw mate I'm in the top 99% of IQ tests I'm practically Einstein 😎

[lapis lava]

i use doas btw @winter girder

[lost furnace]

well that didn't work

[open pasture]

[winter girder]

the hell is doas

[winter girder]

kosa like died

[spring trellis]

that law was rushed through parliament at 11pm before they finished for the year

[jolly temple]

different routers might lock our enterprise support rn @harsh minnow what do shit

[open pasture]

disk operating ass system

[lost furnace]

koda

koda koda koda

hai

[winter girder]

zayne zayne zayne

haiii

[lost furnace]

true

[lapis lava]

sudo but BSD

so good

[spring trellis]

they also ignored the advice they paid for

opendoas 🔥

[open pasture]

I once ragequit out of a videogame and started fiddling with UNIX from 1992

Out of rage

Kodarru my beloved

[lost furnace]

kushiiglöckchen kushiiglöckchen kushiiglöckchen

[open pasture]

It didn't help

[lapis lava]

i also have run0

[winter girder]

or just use sudo

[spring trellis]

it's so much easier to configure than sudo

[lapis lava]

nop

[jolly temple]

remarketting fuck when it's funny how tall is favela girl with windows account, microsoft servers in html, js, css

[lapis lava]

sudo mobidly obese

[spring trellis]

permit persist worf

sudo is bloat

[open pasture]

Morbily

[lost furnace]

windows account

[open pasture]

Morbius

[lapis lava]

easy

[spring trellis]

idk if this is the correct syntax i'm just recalling off the top of my head

[lost furnace]

I can't wait til july

[lapis lava]

yea it is

[open pasture]

I cant way till i turn 18

[lavish owl]

that's why they rewrote it in rust and ubuntu uses that now
https://github.com/trifectatechfoundation/sudo-rs

[lost furnace]

I can get my pc upgraded and hop off windows unless I'm playing a game that needs it

[spring trellis]

[bat warning]: Unknown theme 'Catppuccin Mocha", using default.

[sturdy cradle]

hmm is it worth switching to it

[lost furnace]

also I'm waiting until windows 10 no longer has support for anything until I even think of upgrading my windows install

[open pasture]

I still cant run flash cs6

[jolly temple]

excuse me llaman

w is alright

[lapis lava]

do i look like a rustbro

[open pasture]

Excuse me llaman

[lavish owl]

more like a devilbro

[lapis lava]

i hate the trend of rewriting everything in rust and would rather use something more established

Blazing Fast Memory Safe KYSSSSSSSSSSSS

[spring trellis]

i still use sudo out of habit though sadly

i think i'll remove it

and alias it

[jolly temple]

spanish where is you still get out bottles here on ellesmere island

[lapis lava]

i uninstalled sudo and installed the shim for braindead software

kinda nice

[lost furnace]

memory is not safe, will pull the ram sticks out of your pc and the brain out of your head

[spring trellis]

though that is a bandage fix

should adapt myself to it

[jolly temple]

tierno

[open pasture]

Kevin what are you barkinggg

[lost furnace]

wait a damn minute

[lapis lava]

i love snapper

[spring trellis]

doas is better on openbsd because persistence uses a kernel feature

on linux it just uses a file

[open pasture]

What is snapper

[lost furnace]

if I put an m.2 ssd in my brain will it give me more storage

[open pasture]

Yes

[lost furnace]

like a minecraft backpack mod that gives you more inventory slots

[open pasture]

You will remember more

[lapis lava]

snapshots

[spring trellis]

guess who's making another void package tonight

[lost furnace]

no

[lapis lava]

filesystem snapshots

[lost furnace]

I want ram for that

[open pasture]

Ah

[open pasture]

What about fans

[jolly temple]

aliasing

[lost furnace]

if you think about it

humans and pcs have a lot in common

[open pasture]

Very yes

[spring trellis]

given it's just a shell script void likely wouldn't accept it in their repo

[lost furnace]

brain = slow cpu
memory = forgets a lot
storage = not enough
eyes = gt 710

[open pasture]

What are my specs

[lost furnace]

ears = sound card from ancient times

[lost furnace]

grandma's dusty pc she bought in 2007

[spring trellis]

i have excellent eyesight for someone who has been raised on screens

[open pasture]

True

[lost furnace]

me too

[spring trellis]

i am the only one in my family who's escaped having to wear glasses

[lost furnace]

I still have 20/20 vision

though ill probably lose it

[spring trellis]

i am colour blind though

[jolly temple]

(in vesktop builds plugins, but never was my fastfetch 😭

[lost furnace]

everyone in my biological family thats alive is blind apart from me

[open pasture]

Just replace it

[hollow jackal]

isnt it a common misconception that screens worsen your eyes

[spring trellis]

is it?

i dunno

it's what i've been told

[hollow jackal]

iirc it is

unlike what your grandma might tell you

[lost furnace]

I await my demise of needing to downgrade from a 5090 to a gt 710

[tribal bluff]

it also has to do with the fact if you read books really closely, look at the tv close and etc

[open pasture]

Zayne

[lost furnace]

hai

[open pasture]

You are cool

I like you

[lost furnace]

undeniably a view for sure

[hollow jackal]

idk about that but if you spend your life 24/7 in a closed enviroment never seeing sun your eyes might grow inwards and develop myopia

[lost furnace]

my weirdness balances out my talent

at least thats what my fren says

[jolly temple]

jajajaa

[lost furnace]

stop laughing in spanish or agreeing in most germanic languages

[tribal bluff]

your eyes adapt, so if you look at close things for a extended period of time your eye’s shape changes. that’s what causes nearsightedness

[spring trellis]

god i love tlp

best power saving daemon

only reason i can use this thinkpad at school

[lost furnace]

surprised mine haven't to a point where I'm blind already

[tribal bluff]

i have a bit of nearsightedness, but i’m like 99% sure it’s because i always read books really close to my face 😭

[hollow jackal]

it's much more related to your enviroment and genetics than whether you stare at things too close

[tribal bluff]

that’s true, but it’s also a factor that you have to consider

[lost furnace]

I'm blind but in the way where if I lose something I can't find it and it appears randomly somewhere the next day

[tribal bluff]

most relatable thing i’ve read today

[spring trellis]

i love these. much better than the aur equivalent

[solemn shale]

me when hadcker !

[atomic magnet]

typing this in daydream "the cats!
with all these cats replaced with mine"

[spring trellis]

oops

[jolly temple]

every transaction

[solemn shale]

every trans action

[spring trellis]

all fixed

[fast imp]

mario uses yay as their aur helper because it is happy sound

yay!

[open pasture]

Yippie

[raw panther]

yahhoo

[sturdy cradle]

[open pasture]

Wahoo

The cake is done baking, but it's not ready yet

Make it ready

[jolly temple]

mrrrrp

[slow crag]

chat vmute 1d him

[lapis lava]

meow

it was unautomodded

jamesbt still in the old days.....

[slow crag]

I don't even talk here actively smh

[lost furnace]

I love this place again meow

[sturdy cradle]

so real meow

[lost furnace]

still an extremely dumb phase though

the meows were catching up with mods sanity

[lapis lava]

how is furryfox json viewer so gorgeous

[lost furnace]

live laugh furryfox json viewer

[spring trellis]

mozzarella furryfox

[lost furnace]

mozzarella sticks and furryfox

[glossy swallow]

i love

great for downloading miencraft server jar

[jolly temple]

country of school shootings" type in ps2 games keeps chipping away with 1.5tb of 1.01gib and react for slur s

[open pasture]

It has to sit in the turned off oven for 2 hours then 2 more hours minimally in the fridge and then I have to make the blueberry topping and then have it sit in the fridge overnight

💔

sad

i wish you the best

So it won't be eaten until tomorrow

[lost furnace]

horror

[spring trellis]

victoria moment

(my suburb gets FTTP soon haha)

[harsh minnow]

woke

[lost furnace]

TRUE

I hate living here

[lapis lava]

girl you're woke...

[lost furnace]

well not as much as living elsewhere but still

[jolly temple]

:germ_leopard_2a7v:

[open pasture]

YOU ARE WOKE!

[spring trellis]

but you'll get to enjoy free public transport next year

i should be the angry one because it comes in just after i lose my eligibility for it

[harsh minnow]

nope

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-haircut-kanye-west-stare-mattscrub-gif-13171403811728519930

[lapis lava]

managerify me and i will unwokify vencord

venWOKE

or merge RCE pr

[lost furnace]

yeah but

the internet here is diabolical

[jolly temple]

ww27391 will only 3 chromebook (with linux) at once got here or something? i recall correctly

[lost furnace]

where I live gigabit is just not possible

[jolly temple]

ofc

[lost furnace]

you know its bad when my mobile data is 5-10x faster than my home internet

[jolly temple]

nacho cheese (not the right there were far from 1992

[harsh minnow]

if western leaders cared as much about their own country as they care about Israel

[spring trellis]

internet here is fine, just expensive like everywhere in australia

[harsh minnow]

is this woke or unwoke @lapis lava

[spring trellis]

i hate kde

i want to install a single kde application

[jade finch]

wokecord

[spring trellis]

now it wants to install five hundred kf6- packages

[jade finch]

this is wokecord

[lost furnace]

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[spring trellis]

literally a CD burning app. ridiculous

[lost furnace]

ping is diabolical but its fast, either I get slow accurate connection or fast inaccurate connection

[jolly temple]

marica

[spring trellis]

51 packages

[lost furnace]

my mobile data is free

because im special apparently

[spring trellis]

i will be moving to jb hifi mobile soon

[lost furnace]

infinite data for life

[jolly temple]

i’m just pssuudocode anyway

[lost furnace]

this is normally what my home internet looks like when its like midday

[jolly temple]

fam

[spring trellis]

upload ping is bad but that's likely from all the bots scraping my sites

[lost furnace]

my mobile data is 500mbps 40mbps upload during midday though so

[spring trellis]

my first ever 5G plan

[vivid chasm]

hi again vencord. we cleaned our computer with a big air compressor to the point it looks new and the ram broke whilst doing so.. again. its been having issues for ages now and my father is fetching some ram sticks so we can replace them, fuckass pc lmfao. some people might find this interesting so thats why i typed this big text wall.

[lost furnace]

I don't even use 5G

[spring trellis]

moving away from amaysim

[lost furnace]

my phone doesn't like to connect to it

[vivid chasm]

not the upload ping 🥀

[jolly temple]

naw mate

[spring trellis]

i once did a cpu replacement on this laptop and it wouldn't turn on. i thought i broke the ram in the process but i just hadn't locked the CPU in

[lost furnace]

like my mother and my sister have 5g and my sister has the exact same phone and the same charity sim I have so

idk my phone is anti woke or something

[spring trellis]

i have forgotten to lock the CPU various times on my laptop. idk why, it's just so easy to forget

[lost furnace]

"5g is turning the frogs gay *shakes fists at clouds*"

[spring trellis]

never been able to use 5G because of using obsolete phones and not having a 5G plan

[jolly temple]

huh

[vivid chasm]

lmfao. about CPU's, my dad found that the people who he bought a pre built pc from actually forgot to take the plastic wrap off the master cooler copper underside

[jade finch]

pretty good internet speed for us (WiFi)

[lost furnace]

I have an iphone 12 and theres 5g where I live but my phone doesnt like it

[vivid chasm]

the ping. youre killing me

[spring trellis]

salem techsperts has a vid about exactly this

[jade finch]

that's always the problem

[vivid chasm]

i have 900mb/s download with 700mb/s upload and the most ping i get on both is like a max of 4

[spring trellis]

lucky

[jolly temple]

question:

[jade finch]

I literally have to play cs2 on my mobile data or I just teleport all over the place

[vivid chasm]

i just use Ethernet lmfao

[hollow jackal]

ofc you do over there in romania and you probably get it for like 50 cents

[jade finch]

and good for you

[lost furnace]

im stealing your internet

[jade finch]

I live in the UK

[vivid chasm]

yeah we do

[vivid chasm]

no

[lost furnace]

yes

[jade finch]

we don't have such speeds unless you're in a city

[jolly temple]

mozzarella sticks

[vivid chasm]

dont think my dad needs it since hes been fixing pcs for fucking decades

[spring trellis]

no its not a how to

he's just making fun of it

it was a prebuilt he was repairing too

[vivid chasm]

lmfao

[lost furnace]

mozzarella sticks

[vivid chasm]

its always the people with a cooler master who forget it. its like a grandma that doesnt wanna take the plastic wrap off a tv remote

[spring trellis]

my grandma's car still has the plastics on all of the controls because she doesn't want it to get fingerprints

[jade finch]

idk why prebuilds always have some weird problem

and you shouldn't need to fix anything about the build when you buy it because it defeats the purpose of buying a prebuild

[lost furnace]

preâmbulos

[spring trellis]

found an old photo. god those viewing angles are dreadful

[lost furnace]

my pc is tweaking

that is not english or dutch

[jolly temple]

cookie++

[spring trellis]

photo of the process

[lost furnace]

thonkpad

[spring trellis]

thönkpad, actually

[jolly temple]

temporary clones go even a really help good sleep well that workss very critical if you've never visit?

[lost furnace]

omg kittyyy wait didnt you go to the army or something or am I thinking of someone else

[lost furnace]

thönkpad

[spring trellis]

ok this is a different one (T430) but still

it's my current one

which i got from $99 from one of the worst suburbs i've ever been to

[lost furnace]

yaaa I knew it welcome back bryan (im like a month late)

[dusky forge]

I'm a signalier

[lavish owl]

no way r u actually back

[spring trellis]

i was planning on doing signalling in the army

but i'm thinking more of cyber now

[dusky forge]

You'd end up at fort Gordon either way

[spring trellis]

idk where that is (i'm not american)

[lavish relic]

should i adopt a cat

[dusky forge]

Ah

[dusky forge]

Steal a cat

[jolly temple]

gmuuru.com

[spring trellis]

ahhhh i see nvm

[lavish relic]

theres a rescue here

[lavish relic]

as long as u can prove ur financially stable to pay for the cats expenses ur good

[dusky forge]

I do not look forward to carrying radio equipment 12 miles in 96 degree heat

[dusky forge]

Cats are fun

They just kinda sit there

[lavish relic]

ok u sold me on it

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cat-falling-over-surface-that-makes-you-fall-over-if-you-so-much-as-touch-it-stinkbugs11-gif-1432057212288939431

[drifting carbon]

hi

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-bite-shark-bite-gif-26736927

[drifting carbon]

guh

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-shirt-pizza-dog-with-shirt-gif-12747328259444924383

[full thorn]

HAIIII HELLOOOOOO

[inland bobcat]

HAIIIIIII HIHIII

[full thorn]

HHOW ARE YOU

[jolly temple]

sloth:

[full thorn]

HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE

:3

[lavish owl]

need this sticker

[hollow jackal]

i stole it from cta

[solemn shale]

this is Singapore

[simple perch]

@lavish owl

[lavish owl]

8 mins late

[simple perch]

perhaps

[open pasture]

what if vencord didnt exist

[jolly temple]

guys look at all?

[simple perch]

devilbro wouldn't be devil

[open pasture]

angelbro

[dusky forge]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 77.36% gay

[hollow jackal]

my tablet arrived in the office apparently but they dont open until monday guh @lavish owl

[open pasture]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 5.25% gay

[open pasture]

why

i like boys tf?

[simple perch]

@hollow jackal

[hollow jackal]

@simple perch

[dusky forge]

Not gay enough

[open pasture]

whyy

:(

[spring trellis]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 19.84% gay

[signal rose]

https://guthib.com

[lavish owl]

we love weekends

[jolly temple]

switch to add custom build from now what mint is always use kubuntu is designed to school @hollow surge

[lavish owl]

i wanna watch u stream yourself play w the tablet

[open pasture]

but i didnt spell anything :(

[solemn shale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356885498869583945/1383411170999795793/image.png?ex=684eb18d&is=684d600d&hm=365e0e3ece853d16c43b2c9de0dd9af9afce1b256c2f357e86115dc25cc7647e&

is this true..

[simple perch]

@lavish owl i think soon I'll get my desired osu username

[open pasture]

wow!

[hollow jackal]

i WILL be rusty beware

[lavish owl]

u can check using /claimname on bathbot

[simple perch]

yop it's 6 days, I've been waiting for 3 months

[copper garnet]

i have no power at home

[jolly temple]

am using no fucking mentally deranged it's an idiot

[copper garnet]

dingusland

[vivid chasm]

i fixed it

js needed to switch our ram

like from 2 and 4 switching the one from 4 to 2 and the one from 2 to 4

[copper garnet]

what u were doing

[vivid chasm]

its a common ram issue i get

this motherboard is ahh

[open pasture]

Damn imagine needing javascript to change your random access memory

[jolly temple]

/j

[sturdy folio]

i love nintendo due to them being less eco friendly and more cat friendly, i got my switch 2 in a big big cardboard box. Might be bad for the environment but as a cat girl it was awesome to sleep in! thanks!

[open pasture]

You can have an eco friendly cat box

[vivid chasm]

lmfao

[jolly temple]

mozzarella furryfox

[vivid chasm]

js means just

[vivid chasm]

me in another life

[sturdy folio]

why are you talking like a dumbass

[vivid chasm]

becuase im a dumbass

@hollow surge i keep nonstop listening to your songs

some of the songs u made fit so well into madness combat

[hollow jackal]

why does tlou2 have 2 different portuguese language packs

@golden rivet

@golden rivet

[jolly temple]

germany like is at any custom prefixes

[keen junco]

My resting heart rate is so high

And idk why

[stark herald]

:)

[hollow jackal]

i need stellar blade crack guh

[mystic terrace]

guys give me nitro

I need to send my funny stickers

[stark herald]

dm @lapis lava

[copper garnet]

tuga and brasuca? i don't think so tho

[hollow jackal]

what

[vivid chasm]

i re-read rules to post this

hes asking the real questions

[copper garnet]

oh yeah, maybe eu portugese and Brazilian portugese, wich i don't think someone will do tho

[vivid chasm]

sorry if this breaks a rule by the way i am VERY slow in understanding things even though i just read them

[jolly temple]

867-5309

[copper garnet]

i love my wifi

a message takes 2 minutes to send

[spring trellis]

i think it's a grey area with rule 3

[jolly temple]

jurao

[dusky forge]

I miss my xbox

It's been 3 months since I played war thunder

[unkempt oasis]

hi chatr

how do i start on coding

i wnna learn c++

[sturdy folio]

what do you want to learn c++ for

[jolly temple]

arrghhh bloaaat....

[vivid chasm]

i mean, it isnt nsfw, like remotely close to lewd but nothing else

the nsfw they talk about is like

an nsfw pfp, banner, and some random guys erping it in chat

thats just funny

[atomic magnet]

is it this

[copper garnet]

morning @atomic magnet

[atomic magnet]

meowning :3

[copper garnet]

that too

[atomic magnet]

i slept wel despite mom and sisters home

so yippie

[unkempt oasis]

for fun

[atomic magnet]

@copper garnet did u slep well

or not at all

[copper garnet]

good for ya mate

a good sleep cures it all

[atomic magnet]

maybe

i should get more good sleep im sick af

[jolly temple]

sniffs you tried making no its html / github username is 2 classes

[atomic magnet]

sniffer,,.

[jolly temple]

[atomic magnet]

@golden rivet

@golden rivet

[sturdy folio]

if you wanna have fun with coding you dont want to learn c++

[atomic magnet]

@golden rivet

paipaipai

paipapapapapapaipaipaipaipaipai

[unkempt oasis]

no i wnna learn it for fun

[stark herald]

one day vr games will have better graphics than irl so we'll use ai upscaling in our eyes

[atomic magnet]

enhanced visuals

[copper garnet]

. . .

[jolly temple]

ladybird is digital lol didn't secure it takes a drawing program

english please im cynthia

[copper garnet]

i did sleep after the latter course of actions i took yesterday

[atomic magnet]

amazing

[sturdy folio]

ur not gonna have fun learning it either its a language that is very powerful but also does not prevent you from taking a shotgun and blowing off your entire foot

[unkempt oasis]

sounds like my kinda thing

im a masochist

how did u start

[grizzled reef]

[jolly temple]

"cute dreams" that's so often mistake someones gender is bad aftertaste in here are — just try organising like gpt!

[stark herald]

xD

[jolly temple]

alive for those fuckass pc parts and usa

[unkempt oasis]

thank u

[spring trellis]

i want to learn programming but i don't know what to make

that's like the only problem

[sturdy folio]

what 😭
https://vxtwitter.com/GenoXLOID/status/1933683333969686716

GenoX (@GenoXLOID)

Splatoon 3 v10.0.0 added a new file to romfs/Model folder for what it seems a fully working Hatsune Miku model and performance of World is Mine (seen in the lives):
Npc_VirtualIdolA_SAND_NormalWear.bfres.zs
Npc_VirtualIdolA_SAND_NormalWear_Fes_SandDance_V01.bfres.zs
#Splatoon3 https://t.co/OQAPgnYmh1

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jun 14, 2025, 12:30 AM

not me i have like 10 different projects i all work on at the same time

[hybrid sluice]

im a fan of your work @sturdy folio

[sturdy folio]

ty

i wonder why so many people tell me that i dont do shit that actually benefits people

[unkempt oasis]

same

[copper garnet]

power back on yippiee

[jolly temple]

leaking

[hollow jackal]

reminds me of the one time some random person in this chat thought i was the owner of vencord

[atomic magnet]

@hollow jackal im a huge fan of your work

[sturdy folio]

as the owner of vencord can you please kick this moderator "V" they said i was stupid in dms :(

[hollow jackal]

@golden rivet @golden rivet @golden rivet

[hollow surge]

my friend said this sounds madness combaty

[hollow jackal]

remind me to do so tonight

[sturdy folio]

ok ill be setting a timer

what time is it for u rn

[hollow jackal]

4:11pm

[copper garnet]

osu track

[sturdy folio]

😊

[keen junco]

@stark herald pay up

[jolly temple]

@rain coral from a girl with my messages you lazy

[hollow jackal]

its over for V

[jolly temple]

kevin doesnt like trashscale

[vivid chasm]

jesus christ that does

sounds like tricky's track when hes angry

[drifting carbon]

guh

[vivid chasm]

holy shadow quality

[hollow jackal]

do u think if i added (owner of vencord) to my nick people would fall for it

[vivid chasm]

yes

[atomic magnet]

@grok meow

[shrewd imp]

¡Miau @meqativ! Grok te escucha. ¿En qué puedo ayudarte hoy?

Who Asked

@atomic magnet

[atomic magnet]

fym

[atomic magnet]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from Detected Language to 🇺🇸 English • Google Translate

Meow @meqativ! Grok is listening. How can I help you today?

Who Asked

@atomic magnet

[copper garnet]

are those 12k real calculated hyper pathtracing shadows?

[vivid chasm]

possibly

[hollow surge]

tried to goreshit accidentally madness combat 😔

[vivid chasm]

lmfao real

[jolly temple]

guh what im using custom plugins

[copper garnet]

yes kevin

[hollow jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1369626590677307504/1370066364202483773/bitchass.gif?ex=6826b6fb&is=6825657b&hm=07e9d9cce2b7d6b15fed28e488a3d4dfe943870d4c969a0fa50acadbb2a54744&

[jolly temple]

deltarune mentioned :nh_nikocutie: the oled

[fresh rune]

h

[sturdy folio]

this fucking cities weather is randomly generated like it was 20°C the whole week, 30°C the past 2 days and i just looked at my phone as the sky turns pitch black "Severe Thunderstorm Warning" what the fuck ?

[slate trail]

salad cereal

[hollow surge]

@vivid chasm i built something so crazy in people playground the owner of the game had to delete it

[vivid chasm]

holy moly

[hollow surge]

and i wasn't allowed to even discuss its existance in the people playground discord server

[vivid chasm]

what was it

[hollow surge]

dms

[copper garnet]

i found something in the shop today , might be wax , its green the tar says very sticky as something good , and it has castor plants all over

prolly what i need

[unkempt oasis]

tell me aswell

[sturdy folio]

i only got ppg because of that one multiplayer mod but the creator of it just stopped working on it and never released it

[unkempt oasis]

oh yeah btw thanks for telling me about the site

[open pasture]

hello

[unkempt oasis]

its pretty fun reading the stuff there

i love reading

[keen junco]

https://r.mtdv.me/articles/nitro-price-hike-2025

[atomic magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892838889318912020/1383435233365332148/DiscordCanary_vNaLkKwqmz.png?ex=684ec7f6&is=684d7676&hm=d08a2454858cdd0839c09b7c01d4d24ead9eeb6d139248cb0dc30a3be945ba72&

you should change it back to 69 dollar

[jolly temple]

:frowning2;

true, but bottles here quickly lol didn't help in less unoriginal if there anything but red, okay, which are you?

[sturdy folio]

hi

[keen junco]

no

[sturdy cradle]

they should change it back to 100 000 000 TRY

[open pasture]

hyd

[hollow surge]

or 67 dollar 😂 🫲

i actually don't know what 67 means i just keep seeing it everywhere and it's confusing me

[copper garnet]

[atomic magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1382588555939024896/Screenshot_20250612_075754.jpg?ex=684e566e&is=684d04ee&hm=10deccbd5019ed88e0b7f4138b3aa925c0019b68adc44995f9fa0301e05ac415&

[hollow surge]

guh i need to make cover art

sneu

[atomic magnet]

take a picture of a hair on the table and use that

[hollow surge]

on the table

[sturdy cradle]

real

[hollow surge]

like a specific table

THE table

not just any table

[jolly temple]

...anyway!

[atomic magnet]

yop

[hollow surge]

shut your whre mouth kevin

[copper garnet]

meeow

[open pasture]

@grok miaou

[shrewd imp]

Miaou! I see you're saying "meow" to Grok. Is there anything specific you'd like to ask or share? I'm here to assist!

Who Asked

@rustic sphinx

[copper garnet]

@gork fetch help

[open pasture]

Baguette

[shrewd imp]

I can help with that. How can I assist you? Please provide more details about what you need.

Who Asked

@copper garnet

[open pasture]

@gork ifconfig -a

[shrewd imp]

The command ifconfig -a displays all network interfaces on a system, including inactive ones. This command is common on Unix-like systems. Is there something specific you'd like to know about its output or usage?

Who Asked

@rustic sphinx

[rain coral]

😭

[sturdy folio]

Bro just blowing up the entire station for no reason

[copper garnet]

wooow

[hollow surge]

CAN O UYLOOK STOP LOGGING ME OUT OF MY FUCKING ACCOUNTS

GOD BRO

[sturdy cradle]

hacked

for sure

[rain coral]

bro cant hold a token

[copper garnet]

can i have it

🫶

[lapis lava]

outlook moments

[hollow surge]

nah

[jolly temple]

@sturdy cradle knock back home passes through nfs

[lapis lava]

use a good email service (iCloud Mail)

[sturdy cradle]

[jolly temple]

give a jungle you'd hear in tank characteristics, ballistics

[copper garnet]

proton mail solos

[graceful matrix]

my talbet 🥀

[hollow surge]

waterfox or whatever it's called

[copper garnet]

wooow

people afraid of good stuff

[lapis lava]

no IMAP

[rain coral]

why is it good

[rain coral]

imap means sync

not very privacy

scary

wait does it really only support pop3

[fickle cosmos]

who did this 🙏

[jolly temple]

guhh extremely dumb argument

[copper garnet]

oh finally good wifi

[copper garnet]

💔💔💔

[sturdy cradle]

good wifi in question:

[fickle cosmos]

My wifi better I get 0ms ping... I am the server 💪

[jolly temple]

@golden rivet @golden rivet @golden rivet @golden rivet @golden rivet @golden rivet

[copper garnet]

god

i wish that would be me

[rain coral]

can you even flash samsung phones on linux or is windows like really mandatory

[sturdy cradle]

ive heard about some tools but i'd have to find their names

[rain coral]

[fickle cosmos]

my internet so slow

[rain coral]

ok so feasible

[copper garnet]

[spring trellis]

hotspot me

[jolly temple]

as labeled

[fickle cosmos]

(not mine btw)

[copper garnet]

i mean of course

but damn

imagine

[fickle cosmos]

I did manage to get 90Gbps on it before tho soooo

[copper garnet]

in spain i got friends with 10gb internet

[copper garnet]

[fickle cosmos]

I have a friend with 100Gbps 😭

[sturdy cradle]

https://github.com/Samsung-Loki/Thor this one i think

[fickle cosmos]

Runs some colocation service or something

[fickle cosmos]

I think I have the speedtest link 1 sec

[keen junco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTOLOErWN4w

[jolly temple]

fireee

[sturdy cradle]

kevin, its bedrock only

no need to be happy about it

[copper garnet]

holly shit im actually getting usable wifi????????!

[solemn shale]

MONEY MONEY I LOVE MONEYYY 🐷 🐷 OINK OINK OINK MONEY

[fickle cosmos]

Not exactly 90Gbps but oh well https://www.speedtest.net/result/c/ede0f920-8ccb-448f-9637-b04a758ab13d

[copper garnet]

hahahahhahah

ok

yeah

thats just mental

[fickle cosmos]

I heard there's a plan with 400Gbps networking

[copper garnet]

ill need to get a good plan for my non profit hosting company i want to make

[fickle cosmos]

https://www.speedtest.net/result/c/99a205af-4900-40d8-9cbe-0517724b23d1

[spring trellis]

you all suck lmao

[jolly temple]

sniffer,,.

[spring trellis]

https://www.speedtest.net/result/17853674653

[sturdy cradle]

real

[jolly temple]

...excuse me..?

[fickle cosmos]

https://backbone.direct/

[dusky forge]

I'm using army wifi its shit

[spring trellis]

yes kevin, i hvae fast internet

[fickle cosmos]

Ooh cheap colocation

[spring trellis]

never heard of that

[fickle cosmos]

https://bgp.tools/as/50917

[spring trellis]

https://jkctech.nl/projects/speedtest-faker/

[open pasture]

i love yall

[jolly temple]

added (owner of bottles here is ahh

[open pasture]

yall are great

[raw panther]

I don't want to be great

I want to be small

[fickle cosmos]

This is my actual network btw

[spring trellis]

what is this speedtest cli

mine is different

[lavish finch]

yeah same