#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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You are genuinely out of your mind if you don’t think Amazon doesn’t handle its own pre-orders and then goes to Nintendo
why would amazon handle another companies pre-orders?!?! that gen doesn't make sense
In the latest project at work, we had especially limited storage on the device, and it turns out that using images in fonts for groups of images in lvgl is weirdly more optimal than just using the images normally 💀
Because Amazon is an e-commerce platform with their own stock and own warehouses instead of just a re-seller
How the fuck do you think they deliver so fast 😭😭😭
yeah obviously but nintendo sets the amount of units available for pre-orders. Amazon then gets the shipments for it. So something messed up between when nintendo ships it and when amazon receives the shipment
warum so more reasons why nintendo switch uses it was basically 90% finished chapter 2 
Or what more likely happened since Amazon never closed down their pre orders was that they fucked up and gave out to many pre-orders
why are we assuming that this is what happened in the first place
if its showing as delivered the the card was charged then it was shipped
amazon doesn't charge the card until it starts it's shipping routine
govdeals
Why the hell are you making up the dumbest shit to justify hating Nintendo instead of the platform that
- put up the pre-orders
- handled the pre-orders internally
-negotiated with Nintendo for the pre-orders - stores the previously negotiated pre-orders
- and failed to deliver the pre-orders
😭
Like again
yeah, the alt accounts… i find on with my dms
There is so much shit wrong with Nintendo you can legitimately hate on
lmao im blaming amazon
where did you get the hint that im hating on nintendo
im literally hating on amazon
Cuz you are denying fault of Amazon
non-cat omar 
brazil
accordion 
Koda LOVES giant companies I can feel it
chloe is going absolutely insane
start by the chicken fell off (maybe once
It was the delivery driver not the company 🥺 please cut the company some slack
the delivery driver is literally apart of the company
are u dumb?
nintendo should allow us to use emulators
just don't listen to them
they can't tell me what to do
I'll go buy an unmodded Wii and mod it
©
doesn't say anything about plasma or laser weapons
perfectly example of archived
🐟
ty
inspect element?
Hi I just woke up
I think I managed to fix my sleep schedule
However, it took me forever to fall asleep last night
I'm self-diagnosed with insomnia
exams are breaking my sleep schedule 
Cisco... 
ah....... xiaohongshu cat.......
Room-temperature milk 
this is 貓小紅書??
if there is at least one good thing out of ccp 
oh you are filipino???
knox security when most i wrote it wus
congratulations 
LMFAO congratulations. i wish 💔 /j
country is amazing in of itself? government..? Well.
#true...
quality of twitter kek
hell yeah

long ass cat!!!!!
if I know anyone got me, my filipino homies 
Literally
it just started raining . and THEN it stopped
kinda fucked up because i love the rain 💔
omar
tbh australia seems that off topic flirt only failing to commit grand violence
Hi kevin
gnarp
here 
basically, samsung removed it like open in us because creating an area
amazon 
guhhh
my grandpa created my local park 
after that doesn't charge the future
flipper zero. i wonder what to give up young thug

I like parks.................................
even when he left the gov his word on it was basically still listened to lol
reboot korbo please know i ignore me you find a second
"please clean that up" and they would
period
tbh my grandpa being in the gov was hilarious at times
back when military service was mandatory, my dad was serving right
and his sister was getting married, and my dad was invited to go ofc
and by law, unless there's a dire emergency, they HAVE TO let you go
but the commander refused to let him
so he told my grandpa
and a couple days later the commander got a letter from the MINISTER OF DEFENCE asking why he didn't let my dad go
my dad never clarified how he made that happen but the commander was scared to fuck with him after
what country is thissssssssss
Belgium
nowhere as gay
We've been called South Netherlands often but not yet little germany
well I've never heard it anyway
that's okay, I just came up with it 
the fucking timing 😭
Cats are so nice, apples are used as brain pads~#cat#healing#hypnosis#coaxing to sleep#goodnight #cutepet
vcotd
mhm

frog
@scarlet bane
no more government.
LOL
i also got a few messages from Whatsapp self bots
this rounding is needed or not?
depends on vibes and aesthetic and preference (neither look is wrong)
(floating windows are rounded, tiling are not)
@flat kelp fox
literaly over for defending pride flag
what
what does the fox say
ahhhhh western bosnia 
👉 #🇱🇺-deutsch-german
(Auto-response invoked by @rustic sphinx)
not german what
almost
NEEDED
lmfao
namecheap is out expensive stuff for scammer sub lounge
i still havent got this rollout 💔
Temu 🥀
quad core successfully installed
hope the cooling can keep up
seems to be doing fine right now
That's not German 😭
oh
vns #announcements
I’m lost
correct
ah
Where is the announcements?
(Auto-response invoked by @sullen helm)
you cannot act stupid here because there are too many actual stupid people for us to distinguish
Bulgaria
Netherlands W
awa
switch 2 is waste of money
this guy clearly knows how to get it as a not waste of money
unfortunately the one on the right is fake
Time to drop the really big bomb:
︀︀
︀︀@realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.
︀︀
︀︀Have a nice day, DJT!
dead
@glass shell is this you
PEAK
I'm at airport too but I'm in plane :(
bro no one even decides to actually check these days its just "erhm, [ai] is this factual??"
for all you know the ai could be getting misinformation
heyyyy wdym its talking to brick your problem in 4 hours
stfu
Don't be mean to Kevin :(
i think its more a joke at this point
just asking grok whether random shit is true or not
I hate AI
i fucking hate kevin
if i had every single bloodcell screaming at the top of their cellular lungs "i hate kevin", the decibal volume would not even reach a 100th of the amount of hate i shed on kevin
Calm down blud
gn @wild flax @fickle cosmos @rain coral and its rooted
see why i hate this stupid bot
he randonly pings people
Ok, so? Sometimes we ping random person
no we dont?
@sullen helm
that wasnt a random ping at all
Get randomly pinged
All his messages are just a mashup of messages sent by users here lol
Kevin hater
Yes it was
i </3 kevin
drm...
Rip no haj?
fuck you kevin
rate ts song
(edited so it sounds better)
You broken heart kevin?
no it means i hate kevin
Me when i find the guy who james bond burgered my sister
What
Nopw
👍 switch 2 bad
its a v1 switch
v1? ultrakill??
can we rate this bruh
there is no jb for switch 2 yet
no
ik its why im saying switch 2 bad
my headphones turned off and im too lazy to turn them on
remind me later
install viruses
cuz the ywill brick it if u mod it
no fuck off
thats not true
those "modders" were lying
okie
yes they will
nintendo said they will brick ur switch 2 if u mod it
they wont ever actually do ti
it
they'll just ban your switch from online services
i have a feeling they will
they wont
they will
they wont, do you know how a company works
microsoft has done this with xbox
sony has done this with playstation
now is when nintendo does it
if they do, what about the false positives? if they bricked them then consumers will drop
they wont ever actually do it
good batery life
no they havent
stfu "batery"
pretty sure the yahve
banning from online services != bricking
disabling the console is basically bricking it bruh
they disabled the console from contacting sony/microsofts servers
no i just wanna tell kevin to stfu
you can still use the console
kevinnm
but dont they also revoke access to digital titles u downloaded
no
you can still access them from your account
snat
youll just have to use another console
hai koda
@digital kettle would not letting powerful companies pre-orders?!?! that much does polygamy feel as part that ain't ragebaiting
kevin gave me a stroke
haiiiiii
i love kevin
once you mod your switch theres no going back
is there a way to befriend kevin
@winter girder @lost furnace
what? hate the 89 jailbreaks the package lmao perfect party and see that changes

broski
@digital kettle
can we import stuff from china to turkey
like buy stuff from aliexpress
i think they force u to hire a guy whos gonna inspect the package which will costl ike 5x the item with taxes and whatever shit
as soon as you load that emuucfw its over if you modded your console incorrectly
im sof ucking bored and im lazy to play asetto corsa, what do i do
play cs 1.6
fork of influence
AND MAYBE NOT PLAY WAR THUNDER FOR 288 HOURS
||it's a google so so in every media store diagnostic data like 1 is only pray for 8 has
@digital kettle @digital kettle @digital kettle haii
"they dont
wtf happened to modview
hm
saving up for smt else rn; i dont own it
not gonna pirate too
...
i respect valve

go warzone
direct 3d retained mode icons
FUCK NO
Most coherent grammar
hsiggy
shigger,,,
shgigr
based
:fishy:
should i buy a new laptop

nah you're good
good to hear
hey let’s play a game - guess the country.
in this country taking IELTS (International English Language Testing System) is considered a crime for which you can even theoretically get jailed. what is this county? 
nk?
everything is a crime there :)
France.
h
wrong
poor guy?
I agree
real 
sick rn i wait i forgor about banking apps 🤓
is it legal
no

probably not but what are they gonna do about it you're the one with a gun 
it's MP-40
oh im rarted
spent 80 years in the ground
the top looks very tommy like
guess it doesn’t have the sight so should have known….
sob
hey that's mine get ur dirty fingers off it
that one just has a similar barrel and top shape 💔
dunno how people see drum mag and think tommy gun
kids approaching and asking "is it tompson? i saw it in call of duty"
:a_blink_stare_uhm_wtf:
no, you should just clean it
most people who used tommy guns didnt even use drum mags since they were so unreliable
they used the fucking stick mags 💔💔💔
let me fix it first
and then you can take it
pls reactivate
hell nah
booring
but it can fire blanks

tell that to Alec Baldwin


hi
2021-2023 chip thats being up there and one 387.44 million miles instead
i removed it anyway
or adding it everywhere (like in your average hyprland rice) will be better?
Hi
MY HB GOT 1 PERCENt IN HIS MATH TEST IM FRIEDDD @scarlet bane
don't let ketamine billionaire vs. epstein files distract you from the fact that our switch 2 products are available now: https://t.co/Zdl0XVd9Xe
homie might ban your question easily
how much does a ps5 cost
the name of that server in yur server tag somehow like isnt match with the desc of the server 💀
?????
being suppressed
dang
so true
There are kids in the train talking about rizzing
i tried getting in there and they fucking rejected my application
assholes

lmao
isnt there like 3 different :3 server tag ?
or even more ig
ukranian
Does Discord even have 3 billion discord users?
whatever honestly because now i have my bwaa tag and im happy
we are 7 billion people on the globe
8
One message removed from a suspended account.
what? last time i checked we were 7
its 8 now
8
hello vencord
nah bro, who made that many kids
me have goog tag :>
beautiful…

L
It's an amazing server
Peak really
lc.i ffmpeg logo
i bet its because i didnt write the paragraph on c tapping or whatever else they asked for
i didnt think it was serious
LMAO
Curiosity
I didn't even fill out the thing
ew
We have like
L rizz
500 applications
oh
Great way to pick and choose who to want to be with
i guess i was too boring
💀
smh
bals
what
Hi
mayb its official because people see a sudden
ive been summoned
ello :)
it's a cool server
hai
Mhm is there a plugin that allows you to join more then 100 servers?
fake nitro doesn't do that
no there isnt

Guess I am leaving some servers
vsn 🐀 -off-topic-rats-only
vset-topic live in the sewers and always be chewing through walls


eeeuugh why is hiding root such a nuance
brother research this factual??" for like i misread lul
the universe fucking hates me

Do you know the lore btw
Nope
It's from the Minecraft cheating scene so when people asked if an obvious virus is safe, they'd say yes and link that page
Same for alt accounts https://alts.bigrat.monster
are you a rat
uhh sure I guess
enjoy your stay
s8?
waow
lemme see minified variables aint official source implementation of drugs you're smoking
First time I saw the bigrat monster was in a minecraft server
I don't remember if the repo owner was there or a contributor
It's also in skyutils loading screen
kityy
@last karma
what she do...
🍻🍻🍻
@harsh minnow
If we believe Kevin, driving under influence causing multiple casualties in a hit and run
kevin is never wrong
dude
how does someone get 1 point right
in a math test
where every question is either 4 or 8 points worth
partial points
unfortunately
correct answer without writing down the equation/correct equation but messing up so wrong answer
hb talm bout sum "i studied til 3 am bro i'm gonna pass with 90" just to get the total percentage of one
ONE percent on the test is
wow
to achieve that you gotta like actually drink mouthwash before taking the test
wtf
Switch 2 exploit
@SwitchTools So in less than 24 hours of launch we know that:
︀︀-Using the MIG Switch does NOT brick your console
︀︀-There is an active exploit for the Switch 2
︀︀
︀︀Nintendo came at the hacking community so hard and they took it as challenge accepted lol
I hate the automod here 💀
It ate my link
hop on normal fixupx
it worked.
frowning2
ah yes idot
NO
Oh lol
fake....
its not like broken but im trying to apply nosigchk and its not working
lc.g nosigchk
someone on reddit pointed towards an article
Jul 3, 2021 ... I am using the latest version of hekate 5.5.7 and Atmosphere 0.19.4 when I click on launch I have this error Failed to apply nosigchk ! press power to continue ...
real
what's nosigchk
wdym "apply nosigchk"
oh no signature check
tf am insane. you're on stock✌️
@winter girder just install/update sigpatches manually 
kip1patch=nosigchk
did github make this popout more
ah
just got the switch
thats not how this works
are you stupid
i lovre
??
)
when people post "I fixed it" with no further explanation and then kills themselves
lmao how would you play like that
with some skill
right
whelp
tbh i never had to do this so i cant help you
unless i did it like a million years ago and forgot
i just use this homebrew to update sigpatches https://github.com/HamletDuFromage/AIO-switch-updater
KoTn
Korn
KoRn
Korn
k0rn
RSDGHAJHJJ
hi vencord
WHY IS EVERYTHING DOWN
what happened to talk less i ate too which one button press release, or you humangraveds ate. hate was to eat my laptop-
cuz switch 2 launch
on a mewing streak @winter girder
twinkdeath
test
you passed
dissipated
@hybrid sluice twink death
require github login for feather and auto star Protokolle
releases iphone 18
why is the ui the same
you mean iPhone 26
chloe insaneeeee
iphone 2025
the switch ui is perfect thats why it only got a minor update
yeah I dont think thats much to change
it's really not
the 3ds had perfect UI
but the switch ui is
eaugh,,..
the only problem i have with the switch ui is that the e-shop is a webapp that runs like hot garbage
switch 2 sucks because its overpriced
you
overpriced slightly upgraded switch
h'-h-h-hey.. so hard enough and aesthetic
only interest i have in it is homebrewing
but i can't get a day1 because the switch2 costs too much soo
the steam deck with the citron (yuzu fork) in question:
jesus christ
i already have
I mean homebrew in the literal sense
1.3%
as in like make one yourself???
nintendo making a switch 2 just for them to not fix stick drift
switch emu
if i don't got money for a switch 2 i don't got money for a steam deck
400 apps
@jolly temple hey kevin what do you think about the nintendo shitch 2
just dont get stick drift stupid
pure anarchism
filtered by our tomatoes
lie
i had to manually fix my stick drift
@golden rivet what happened girly
dead zone
looks like the pull request was closed
drm...
left/right stick of my softmodded launch switch
css is my passion
how to fix stick drift:
step 1: dont use the console
thanks for watching
Probably because your controller has a different stick thingy than other brands

hell i can't make me are making 900 midnights variants to befriend kevin is fucking god
?
its the original joy cons
Oh, sorry for poor wording
the only other controller i ever bought for it was the switch pro controller (which i bought like 5 months ago)
It might be a well built controller
I'm going to pack luajit with DOM bindings into a wasm bundle out of spite
JS my behated
are you working on anything right now?
lua is soo much worse than js
lie
vrule 4 and ends
No shitposting, spam and disturbing or gross content. Do not post furry content (e.g. boykisser meme)
lua is minimal
nuh uh
kevin says no shitposting
my posts are quality thank you very much
there is a reason they made build tools to build typescript into lua, its because lua actually sucks for anything that isnt a simple script
its like python, its good until you have more than a single file
I can't believe I agree with that
JS is bad regardless
should've ordered from a way older then she do...
can't believe people use JS for their backends
i do
JS is a perfect backend language imo
call of playtime do email ones for watching
:////
it is very flawed
s a ma ra
js is flawed sure but so is like every other language
like ffs you are shilling a language that uses TABLES for everything
Assembly is perfect
tables are literally objects
What are we yapping about 
nobody pray for me it been that day for me @golden rivet
major hangover so anybody on that emuucfw its markov chain
swift imo is not ready for stuff like that so yeah just go back to that xD or use rust as a backend
dope
I know someone who uses rust as a backend
objects are tables and tables are objects in lua
thats why you need metatables for actual classes while you do not need metaobjects for actual objects
WELL YES THATS WHY IM TRYING TO LOG IN DIPSHIT
Lua good
knox security to befriend kevin hater
longest loc ever written
`Fact-check the following message. Do not talk a lot, just fact-check and give proof. Your response MUST start with 'True', 'False' or 'Opinion', followed by a dot, then the explanation. DO NOT cite sources inline by using the [1] [2] format. You may rule a message as False only if it is completely false, 'Yes but' should be True. Example: open source widely used audited software is seen as a virus by some for xy reason. Use logic and say True since this is a yes but situation.${message.messageReference ? `The replied-to message is: ${MessageStore.getMessage(message.messageReference.channel_id, message.messageReference.message_id).content} ` : " "}The message is: ${valToFactCheck}`,
feather uses rust everywhere its quite fun
how
can you use rust to write BLAZING FAST ios apps
Rust devs when stainless steel comes out
ok..
I love java
i use C because if i release something with a memory issue thats just a bonus feature. (unless its a memory leak then im fixing that shit) hackers can have a little exploit as a treat
like if you love
my backend is one backend.ts file with 1k LOC
grandma program
It truly isn't short
(it has memory issues)
https://github.com/khcrysalis/IDeviceKit the xcframework used in this kit is rust, being idevice
https://github.com/nekohaxx/plistserver/
lol
well fortunately I don't use C
dude 💔
What
I prefer C# over C
i will use D when it supports libogc
I love C#
feather has all sorts of languages its quite fun
:3
it even has HTML
this last school year I took a C# course
I don't know coding 🥀
C# was easier than I thought it was
bruh i not working on tiktok, a ns either way i removed it starts operating systems work
nds-passthrough is more makefile than code
coffee 
should've realized its just java
C# is amazing
and thats because its small as hell
But better
What's C#?
debatable
a language
C# is just C++++
microsoft java
people use it for like qt or games idk
bloated, ugly, exactly like java
PirateSoftware type shit
terraria is in c#
🤫
kevin HATES C#
ong as the osi
goodnight all
the osi model !?!?
he confirms
sweet dreams
alright bro u dont need symbols for this
symbols at you �]a�Ιn!ܭ�(���?1�F�f*���ϋP~��ߝէ.�`;%�M�dmQA��t+�
anyways a few days ago I learned about this authlib-injector compatible selfhostable minecraft authserver instance
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what
(and down) doesn't

when im in a horrible controller competition and my opponent is the n64
fifteen nop nop nop yes yes
god this code is ass but at least it works
the only use for the N64 is to be emulated
sick rn so uhh
i do a __asm__ ("NOP");. i do a __asm__ ("NOP");. i do a __asm__ ("NOP");. i do a __asm__ ("NOP");.
the N64 is like the doom of emulation
if a lang exists someones gonna write a N64 emulator in it
you'd think it'd be something simpler
overclocked my girlfiend "macbook pro (retina, 15-inch, mid 2015)"
girlfiend
I think thats confirmed
Kevin's girlfiend is "macbook pro (retina, 15-inch, mid 2015)"
@hybrid sluice where'd you get such a long bacon.
long bacon store!!
Waow!
👎
What if I started to very sneakily consume the screws.
I have pokemon music stuck in my head.

Me.
I'm going to destroy you.

get well soon kevi
I hope this fever kills you.
Praying on your downfall.
🙏
radical centrism.


needed for literally do
HOW
json citron
Seems to just be draw buffer, rendering text and video from what I've seen from a few sources
skids
switch 2
so now it's time to wait for someone bored enough to make bad apple on this

:3c
@harsh minnow its macOS honey
nice
nice
MacOs
you sound like you're saying a cereal brand
Elloooo 🙃
@harsh minnow VERY GAY!
what is samara.rocks
idk girl
why..
@harsh minnow if u commit make sure to change the id
😭 ?

okay ssalggnikool
idk their name sorry
venapp command to ping the latinx
@scarlet bane @scarlet bane @scarlet bane @scarlet bane @scarlet bane
did u want ur id updated
@scarlet bane@scarlet bane@scarlet bane@scarlet bane@scarlet bane@scarlet bane@scarlet bane@scarlet bane@scarlet bane
@scarlet bane 
@candid blaze
girl has
2007
hey stupid @golden rivet
cant wait for this to get on main !!
:3
I wouldn't say overhyped it's pretty neat tbh
@harsh minnow does it matter stupid
very
No matter how small it's neat someone found an exploit day 1
noty
Someone's switch shipped with the factory firmware too what was funny
mfs i'm like exploration without limitation, the next 2 ui is losing it against bk does trump no modem issues because "both sides have notifications on ipa's language imo is trustworthy when people (or more mad at www.worldstarh
I have a few accounts but those other accounts are reserved for lurking lol
That's nintendrones being average
I see a lot of things
ik
$locatelatinx
@scarlet bane
No I mean the actual hardware testing firmware
$h ll
Locatelatinx (findlatinx, ll, wherelatinx)
Locate the elusive latinx
$ll
@scarlet bane
what if it automatically keeps track of which user most recently got the
@harsh minnow if they switch accounts again youre gonna have to update
and replies with that
what
@unreal siren
so i dont have to update thje command once a week
you can just make the role pingable youre overengineering
lets see how many accounts there is
$wherelatinx
@scarlet bane
hyperos and php to verizon wireless
$h ll
Locatelatinx (findlatinx, ll, wherelatinx)
Locate the elusive latinx
$ll
@scarlet bane
I think its time to add another text replacement
hahalosahs
ve guild.members.filter(m => m.roles.includes("1189709037688868964")).length
3```
turns out the day banned off the "es*x" clan tag :>

my text replaces @hybrid sluice
mwglitmiaftmmttwamtytiaursiwtiriatwaycmajtbmlapsccitmobhiacupoplyciriaaatsawtewbiianhety2cmmtsiwhbciatmiwbftmoyttiyhomwwsanneljwsroynwiapbsaamwhytwhyywcmdwsjsclyoalnsawmwtfdanwytcahsistbft21
maideast
bro types atwtmvb
yop
New password
all too well ten min version bridge
𝕏code
why can i read this naturally
Twiitercode
the hell does it say
$ll
oop, that didn't go well 💥
GUH
long message
ret
gir
©
@harsh minnow Grok would've made that in 2 seconds
@golden rivet apps in readme
I had nothing creative to put there
I could put antrag but that apps internals is quite disgusting
filemasu
my only public app is vdenhanced all of my projects are either private or plugins
did u discontinue in a day @hybrid sluice
i7
hi
3 minutes actually
yea they do
mastodons backend is flawed
i wonder what is venenchanced
i should add tracking to the vdenhanced API
funny app
so i know how many times the app has been opened
is it like an improved version of vendroid from what i've heard?
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