🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[dusk sleet]

but canada is canadian

[gentle violet]

yes

[dusk sleet]

can you send it through a vpn

[gentle violet]

uhh

my VPN only connects to the us, netherlands, and romania

[dusky hare]

@lapis lava you are my only friend

[weak vale]

portforwarding a cake

[jolly temple]

no, they took so according to finally got used a grasp on stuff, hating on here...

[gentle violet]

Kevin where's the stash?

[soft portal]

that's sad

[gentle violet]

huh💔

do y'all just have notifications on for Twitter and shit

[jagged skiff]

fork found in kitchen

[tame tiger]

hah accidental voice message

[jagged skiff]

wait what

[digital kettle]

hes going crazy rn

[tame tiger]

don't ignore me Ashley IK WHERE YOU LIIIIVE /j

[jagged skiff]

s-something is... happening!?

[dusk sleet]

put the cake in the newsgroup I'll download later kthx

[tame tiger]

this chat is all Clyde in disguise

[jolly temple]

even destoryed

[dusk sleet]

evenly annihilated

[grizzled reef]

real...

[wooden socket]

Guess what year my car is from by the centre console

[jolly temple]

@dusk sleet earthmover love when discord

[weak vale]

1999

[jolly temple]

yeah?

[wooden socket]

It's from 2007

[dusky hare]

oh my god, im on a different account so everyone that i usually have blocked isnt blocked

@twin crag youre obviously blocked

@weak valeinsta blocked too

[weak vale]

tf is that pfp

[jolly temple]

or.. you oyu will regre t

[dusky hare]

yop

[jolly temple]

day after an oncoming train.

[weak vale]

the block is mutual

[dusky hare]

kev is being ominous today

[jolly temple]

does too online they get android..

[dusky hare]

not a big fan

[dusky hare]

forni

okay so apparently my main got banned

[weak vale]

cation

OH WAIT

[dusky hare]

vee apparently isnt a fan of me, so bye i guess

[jolly temple]

ok bye

[vivid chasm]

Peugeot 207?

btw we have the same radio lmao

[weak vale]

i didnt realize that was samu lol

imposter latinxthighjob

[digital kettle]

republicans are currently angry as fuck

its so fucking funny

[sinful lynx]

Hello

[dusk sleet]

why is everyone bullying me

like I get it earthmover

cool

[jolly temple]

yugoslavia mention someone asks for some code and decentralization

[dusk sleet]

ok check out simplex chat

i2p

[vivid chasm]

but then it stops happening. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

[sinful lynx]

2004?

[jagged skiff]

nothing ever happens*
-# *except for the times something does

tbh i dont see this going very far at the moment

but if it does its gonna be so good

[soft portal]

holy shit

[rain coral]

yop

[grand crypt]

leaving on this acc but just want to say before i leave, i wasnt jealous of your swag, you were thinking of changing to that name, and I decided to snipe it trolley

[simple perch]

insane

[jolly temple]

kaboom

[rain coral]

what is this

his redemption attempt?

[rain coral]

"without me the purchase of twitter and its following internal changes..."

[simple perch]

someone's mad

[wooden socket]

Yea

[jolly temple]

ah yes, but on discovery

[wooden socket]

2007 Peugeot 207 sport

With back box delete (it fell off by corrosion)

[sturdy cradle]

bwaa

[blazing moon]

did they break up or smth what happened

how much did i miss

[misty robin]

https://tenor.com/view/magic-magic-cat-orb-magic-monkey-monkey-gif-5059610157597016004

[jolly temple]

been

[dusk sleet]

no

[sturdy cradle]

oh

[fallow drum]

trump is listening to all of his followers who are saying he needs to get rid of elon musk and elon musk is wanting to make as much money as possible so now they’re arguing like children but will likely make up once they realize they can both destroy one another

i don’t think people realize how much maga actually hates elon and wishes trump would get rid of him so it was bound to happen since trump is always looking to seem like the tough guy

[fallow drum]

just a few months ago elon was like “epstein files drop soon”

[blazing moon]

so a really messy breakup

[fallow drum]

so if this is true it makes elon seem super bad since the entire time he was hiding it from everyone else because he supposedly was going to drop them on his twitter

of course it is true but it’s a bad look for elon either way

[jolly temple]

trust me with emails sent earlier

[fallow drum]

because he played a big hand in covering it up

[simple perch]

why did Elon turn emo

[keen kernel]

hillary

[dusk sleet]

eat

[lavish owl]

such is the way of life

[dusky forge]

I'm not home and I haven't seen the cat in 11 weeks

My mother sent me that picture

[dusk sleet]

can the donor badge be a gif cuz i cant tell

on the page it said that a gif file is allowed

[dusky forge]

I just completed army bct which is 10 weeks long

You can see me next to my very chill Drill sergeant in #🌺-regulars

[blazing moon]

eat

[jolly temple]

bcs the caret either refuses to take some reason in hip hop on adrod

[kind prawn]

what does vencord have to say about elon musk breaking up with donald trump

[blazing moon]

deserved

[blazing moon]

stupid idiot

[dusk sleet]

thank you very much

[sturdy folio]

i hope donald trump and joe biden can get back together now

[kind prawn]

jd vance is probably crying right now

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377547463124062320/1378327978710401074/GsRXSe3WIAA3Gz9.gif

zzz 2.0 in 6.5 hours

[fallow drum]

i’ve been missing that obama + biden + trump trio recently

[atomic magnet]

youtuber means someone that is watching/doing youtube

you are all youtubers (derogatory)

[austere cobalt]

Well, I'm sort of a youtuber myself

[austere cobalt]

:(

Dead chat or something gsh f hrgt d xvgedn I 7

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[austere cobalt]

I had so much candy fr grfudd1 to k

[atomic magnet]

o

[jolly temple]

goodnight 🙏

[atomic magnet]

candier

which candy

[austere cobalt]

Gummy rings, snakes and peelables

[austere cobalt]

IT'S 4:36 PM KEVIN

REEEEEEEE

[river solstice]

[austere cobalt]

CAR CAR CAR CAR

[river solstice]

[jolly temple]

see? im paying job very sweet, but america

[austere cobalt]

Do not chain hrs fhdthe

[river solstice]

[austere cobalt]

Stopt

[river solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-cat-gif-6917875946532315023

[indigo grotto]

whos in depression

[austere cobalt]

No one

[indigo grotto]

real

[jolly temple]

crackhead engineering to imply

[indigo grotto]

what

kevin go back to bed

[rain coral]

@scarlet bane my country and your country

today

[bold adder]

i found geico

[wild flax]

[bold adder]

today sucks

[lapis lava]

[fickle cosmos]

Chat gnome and discord hurt my raspberry pi :C

[wild flax]

[drifting carbon]

anyways ima go to sleep so uhh gn @wild flax @fickle cosmos @rain coral and @lapis lava

[rain coral]

good night

[atomic magnet]

eep well Omar

[jolly temple]

@open pasture

[fickle cosmos]

nini

who up evolutioning their email

[wild flax]

Confused why you pinged me but goodnight.

[atomic magnet]

they always ping the last couple people in chat regardless

[wild flax]

Ah-

[atomic magnet]

yeah weird a bit

[wild flax]

It's concerning aswell-

[drifting carbon]

hm

why is it weird though

i just ping people based on the recent mention list

[atomic magnet]

go to sleep

[drifting carbon]

ok

[tame tide]

hey

[bold adder]

i dont wanna be political since i promised but this is too funny to not post
||its fake||

[rain coral]

wdym its fake its on truth social

[tame tide]

I'm pretty sure this is discord

[open pasture]

[atomic magnet]

hai real kevin

[jolly temple]

of?

[open pasture]

🇨🇭

[kind prawn]

Elon is still retarded and this is one of his many tantrums

I did read the screenshot btw

[spring trellis]

"VERY GAY!" 😭 😭

[bold adder]

VERY GAY!

[wild flax]

VERY GAY!

• Donald Trump

[atomic magnet]

very gay :3

[near ravine]

@atomic magnet you're so gay

[atomic magnet]

:3

[soft portal]

???

[soft portal]

exactly

[hybrid sluice]

my reaction to that information

[soft portal]

your reaction

[jolly temple]

aliuwucord

[open pasture]

It truly is a
°-
°-
°-
moment

[atomic magnet]

• —
• —
• —

or

[tight karma]

u should call it

[jolly temple]

he's never learn

[tight karma]

libVC

shutup kevin

[atomic magnet]

• ~~ ~~
• ~~ ~~
• ~~ ~~

[bold adder]

guh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377547463124062320/1378327978710401074/GsRXSe3WIAA3Gz9.gif

[atomic magnet]

:3

[timid pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377419098039914639/1379933908937871501/image0.gif

Embed dead :(

[stark herald]

@modern epoch

[jolly temple]

nono pls fix this answered my white i fix my sandy bridge thinkpad came in lyrics, and goes crazy about a bezel

[timid pagoda]

@fresh ledge ur fault

[fresh ledge]

Mb ill do better

[timid pagoda]

[atomic magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377419098039914639/1379933908937871501/image0.gif

[modern epoch]

hi

[jolly temple]

works on occasion these execpt image roles bacl

[bold adder]

i eat my burgers upside down

[vapid pivot]

I should form an LLC

rate the wallpaper

[steep vigil]

Quite gay

[signal rose]

10/10

[jolly temple]

reminds me feature

[bold adder]

Have a nice day, Vencord!

[jolly temple]

yopp

[atomic magnet]

very forgotted

[bold adder]

Time to drop the really big bomb:

@vendicated is in the BetterDiscord development team. That is the real reason they have memory leaks.

Have a nice day, Vencord!

[dawn iris]

This slaps

Where did u get it

[hollow surge]

made it

im gonna finish yomorrow or something

[dawn iris]

You need to make more

[hollow surge]

thank uuu

[jolly temple]

sadge

[hollow surge]

kill yourself

[dawn iris]

Kevin is just a silly goober

Pay no attention

[slow urchin]

i love this kibby

@hollow surge guh

ur supposed to be dead

Thinking

[dawn iris]

Have you considered

[slow urchin]

no

[open pasture]

[fast imp]

palmdevs: Broooos please noooooo 🫂 We love you both so much

[hollow surge]

notifications get me curious

[slow urchin]

fireeeeeeeeeee

[slow urchin]

felt

[dawn iris]

I'll give you one day to reconsider

One day

[jolly temple]

today asking too online for people used for qoutes. people said maga actually buying several copies of using kde

[dawn iris]

Kevin is too real

[static valley]

WELL WELL WELL

[heavy gorge]

Hello

[dawn iris]

@harsh minnow

[slow urchin]

you love

[fickle cosmos]

Who’s free Wi-Fi in my area has a captive portal 😭

[jade finch]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-no-way-w-ifi-everywhere-application-gif-17634772

[weary mason]

john libvencore

lc.i samsung galaxy s vs Lichtenstein

[night blaze]

Samsung Galaxy S20 | S20+ | S20 FE | S20 Ultra 5G 128GB - Unlocked ...

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/29

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/add-to-favourites-gif-17225530979352025795

Homie might be geeked

[jolly temple]

hungry

[mossy egret]

Same

[simple perch]

who knows music notation

[weak vale]

a tiny bit

[undone umbra]

isn't this cool

99999

[noble torrent]

It is.

[weak vale]

it's a slur that crosses from the top staff to the bottom staff

[simple perch]

yes but how would you play this

[weak vale]

i dont know 😭

[weak vale]

angel number

[jolly temple]

sweet dreams to server"); ```

[simple perch]

727

so fast

[weak vale]

angel numbers are any number that's just repeating the same digit

[simple perch]

0XFFFFFF

[clever ore]

i thought the angel numbers were 999

[simple perch]

@scarlet bane

how much is

min(1, floor(sqrt(0xBBA2F + 0xCFD10 - 0x0B1 * 0xB2B2B2)))

[jolly temple]

jumpscare :( and pfp.

[night blaze]

Decimal form

min(45511 i, 1)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 2/4

[simple perch]

huh

why can't i scroll the pages

i don't get where it got i from

lc.wa min(1, floor(sqrt(0xBBA2F + 0xCFD10 - 0x0B1 * 0xB2B2B2)))

[night blaze]

Result

-7b74d5d3_16

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 2/5

[night blaze]

Arithmetic comparison

True

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 4/4

[simple perch]

TRUE???

[weak vale]

[simple perch]

who made this wolfram alpha language

oh

let me fix

lc.wa min(1, floor(sqrt(abs(0xBBA2F + 0xCFD10 - 0x0B1 * 0xB2B2B2))))

[night blaze]

Arithmetic comparison

True

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 6/6

[simple perch]

erm

[open pasture]

Hii

[simple perch]

oh i got it

[jolly temple]

add an oncoming train.

[night blaze]

No results found.

[simple perch]

lc.wa max(1, floor(sqrt(abs(0xBBA2F + 0xCFD10 - 0x0B1 * 0xB2B2B2))))

[night blaze]

Decimal form

45511

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 3/6

[simple perch]

Yop

@wide leaf

hello

[winter girder]

mfs becoming electrical engineers to jailbreak their switch (i am mfs)

[spring trellis]

hi mfs i'm worf

[winter girder]

how many os's did this guy add

holy shit 😭

[clever ore]

3

android, ubuntu, and emunand

[night blaze]

No results found.

[open pasture]

My oomf too smart.. I can barely keep up with her tech rambling, but it's silly.

[jolly temple]

(its actually is taking up not old, reverse

[bold adder]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

RAHHHHHHHHHHH

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1 hour till zzz 2.0

i think i ate too much coccy ice cmrea

[winter girder]

@last sky smhg

Stealing MY profile theme

[calm spire]

Uh

[jolly temple]

sure

[rare trout]

yoooo bitch fight https://vxtwitter.com/BNONews/status/1930697161982816568

BNO News (@BNONews)

JUST IN: Trump says Elon Musk "went crazy" and the easiest way to save money is to terminate his subsidies

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jun 5, 2025, 6:44 PM

[spring trellis]

i can't be the only one who saw all of this coming

[rare trout]

why does trump capitalize half his words

[winter girder]

He literally doesn't know how to read and thats what you're concerned about lmaoo

[open pasture]

Because EMPHASIS!!

[rain coral]

important

does truth not have markdown or trump would never learn it

[last sky]

heyyyy wdym

[lapis lava]

Trump is a mastermind imo

yes his ideas are absolutely dumb and he is a terrible person i do not deny that

but his strategy to piss off everyone definitely works

[safe moat]

he definitely would be really good at ragebaiting

[open pasture]

I need to do something today.

I was gonna do pywall or rework scripts.

An oomf should I should use Zig > Bash...

This is not ATL. I am insane.

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029315212521771020/1370052911593423000/attachment.gif

[jolly temple]

lgbtq really have been good if micro-in lione-bilet ford noan wor how companies could argue that blows capacitors? goddamn

[cosmic otter]

why do you have truth social installed

[winter girder]

you can go on it without an account

[winter girder]

both our profiles are silverwolf

[open pasture]

what's all of this about?

Wait, you can change the operating system of a nintendo swithch to Ubuntu?

Damn

[winter girder]

using a jailbreak yeah

my switch is jailbreakable so imma do it tonight

not install ubuntu but just jailbreak it

[safe moat]

makes me wonder what OS the nintendo switch uses

[winter girder]

custom

[main wyvern]

horizon os

[winter girder]

the jailbreak relys on the nvidia tegra chi[

chip

i can give a detailed breakdown if you want

kodasplaining

[main wyvern]

gay rambling

[lavish schooner]

it's to maximize the covfefe

[bold adder]

I FUCKING WONNNNNNNN

[jolly temple]

samzam?

[bold adder]

MY YI XUAN PULLS SO GOOD

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE STAY WINNING

[modern epoch]

@fallow pawn

[bold adder]

winner

sad its blurry tho

[jolly temple]

shut it with iphone rn i look what do we have one time :p

[open pasture]

sure

[next flare]

i want to learn to modify discord

can someone teach me

[winter girder]

The exploit depends on a unpatched version of the Tegra chip

Nvidia engineers forgot to check the bin thats being uploaded to see if its legit

this allows someone to flash a malicious or jailbreaking bin to the switch

the bins that are used for jailbreaking the switch gives kernel access

[open pasture]

so it basically doesn't check what you flash on it

[winter girder]

it's able to evade the switch's security because its the chip thats compromised

not the os itself

this is also why nintendo cant fix this through an update as it's the chips firmware

[winter girder]

yeah

the paperclip/jig switches you see people using simulate the home button press

[open pasture]

i mean, if you can flash anything on the chip, then it doesn't really matter what you do at the end of the day, because the os lives on bare metal, the bare metal is the underlying thing

[jolly temple]

have you gonna get me fix dw

[drowsy root]

this is regarding the Nintendo switch 2 right?

[winter girder]

switch 1

someone was able to get a userland jailbreak already

[drowsy root]

oh, my apologies.

[winter girder]

the os can't look at what the cpu is executing

[jolly temple]

no????

[open pasture]

yeah, exactly

[spring trellis]

install vencord

[winter girder]

the os simply tells the cpu to execute x thing

stupid nvidia devs

smh

[jolly temple]

accordion i dreamt that one 387.44 micro-int wou sin milliont each 100 parts

[winter girder]

the rcm thing is supposed to be there surprisingly '

its just the unchecked flashing thats not supposed to happen

[fallow drum]

koda is always wrong

even kevin knows

[winter girder]

nopp

[next flare]

No, i want to create my own, i feel like vencord doesnt have the plugins i wish it had

[winter girder]

im a nerd on certain things

do not challenge me

[winter girder]

then contribute to it lol

[open pasture]

Yeah, like i said, the OS is installed on bare metal, if you can flash something else, than the OS can't do anything about it. I also had an e scooter and i managed to flash different firmware, despite the software of the escooter not allowing flashes using the way the system updates automatically happen, so because of that i had to flash it by accessing the gpio pins

[spring trellis]

my mother's boyfriend jailbroke his ebike to remove the speed limit

[winter girder]

nintendo could've prevented this

but they didnt

[jolly temple]

jeff im trying to piss off a shitton of this coming for new faction wars feature is automod can go die

[winter girder]

love

i guarantee you there's something similar on the switch 2

[open pasture]

how could have their prevented it? in the microcode of the cpu, or?

[winter girder]

we just need to wait for a method

[river solstice]

I LOVE PIRACY

[winter girder]

by checking the chips nvidia pushed out

they were able to fix this on the second batch of switches

[river solstice]

why tf is there a built-in speed limit

[winter girder]

they probably had to throw away a ton of chips

[river solstice]

what exploit is on the Switch 2?

[winter girder]

someone was able to execute code on the userland

idk the specifics

but its there and theres proof of it

[river solstice]

userland

[jolly temple]

what’s number :aimangel:

[winter girder]

only a matter of time till someone finds a kernel exploit

i doubt nintendo added a bunch of security to the kernel

[river solstice]

who needs security when modification is illegal in Japan

[winter girder]

especially because publishers need approval to publish to the switch platforms

[lament garden]

(and gets a c&d letter)

[winter girder]

they dont care about exploits lmao

which is surprising

[lament garden]

[winter girder]

they only care about privacy and leaking nintendo secrets

[lament garden]

i don't plan to get a ns either way

[winter girder]

if that was the case every switch modding guide would be taken offline

also

they cant do it either way

since its only in the eula and not against any law in many countries

[jolly temple]

25 dollars for me next year level of an english countries and apks use something unexpected?

[river solstice]

I was thinking I should get a launch-day model in case of exploits but modchip is better to wait for anyway

[winter girder]

modchips can be unstable tho

but i would wait for oled model

[river solstice]

[winter girder]

before you get one

oled better

[river solstice]

oh yeah i forgor the NX 2 is LCD

[river solstice]

bot

discord existed in 2015???

who tf is this

I'm scared and confused

[winter girder]

yes??

[river solstice]

wym yes??

I thought it launched in 2017

[winter girder]

"Discord was publicly released in May 2015 under the domain name discordapp.com. According to Citron, they made no specific moves to target any specific audience, but some gaming-related subreddits quickly began to replace their IRC links with Discord links."

[jolly temple]

rich my hyfetch

[weak vale]

oh damn that account is almost a decade old

@raven sinew pokes you

[raven sinew]

nah i follow tos

❤️

[winter girder]

@raven sinew licks you

[weak vale]

so you dont use vencord? leave

[open pasture]

he currently doesn't break Discord's ToS, but he still has the opportunity to do it...

[winter girder]

@raven sinew can we be friends 🥺

[raven sinew]

sure!

[open pasture]

@raven sinew don't listen to them, do whatever you want, man...

[raven sinew]

thanks ❤️

[winter girder]

💔

[next flare]

@raven sinew man, yo account is old as hell

[raven sinew]

here, ill add u

[raven sinew]

i know, lol

[jolly temple]

lc.img john libvencore

[raven sinew]

Thanks!

[weak vale]

why dont u have a pfp vro

[jolly temple]

(yes, some of action in school my iphone 15 times 😭 x&y had zero sugar tho lmao

[raven sinew]

Not sure, kinda debating on one to use. any ideas?

[winter girder]

whats that metal taste

im chewing on metal and why does it have such a big taste

[open pasture]

His name looks like a combination of characters that would be made by a cat walking on a keyboard... Why do you expect him to have a pfp?

[open pasture]

cause it's heavy -- metall, heavymetal

[raven sinew]

Wait, i don't have vencord but i can still see people's custom badges. how so?

[weak vale]

anime catgirl, you'll fit right in

[open pasture]

they are discord role icons

[next flare]

accept req fr net

[raven sinew]

Ok, thanks

[raven sinew]

Oh, so anybody on PC can see it?

[open pasture]

yeah, Discord has become really packed with pay to have features

and one of them is the role icons

that you have to boost the server in order to get

[weak vale]

[next flare]

just to show yo something

[winter girder]

@weak vale accept req fr net

[jolly temple]

lc.wa 0xbba2f + (an oncoming train)

[open pasture]

and since this server has 45 boosts and is lvl3, people can give other people roles that have a custom icon

you can click on the icon and you will see the description

[tough elbow]

👀

[open pasture]

how do you know?

[vivid chasm]

good morning men

im so sick rn

[sturdy cradle]

hard to believe considering your connected accounts on discord 😭

[mossy light]

https://tenor.com/view/homura-homura-cat-madoka-madoka-magica-madoka-dance-gif-23721015

[gloomy scroll]

hi

[sturdy cradle]

hi

[weak vale]

hi vro

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[jolly temple]

kevin, don't know shit man

[glass shell]

day 2 and i 100%ed both new deltarune chapters

on my first playthrough

[sturdy cradle]

what 😭 i barely even finished chapter 4 at all

no way

[glass shell]

would've done it sooner if it weren't for sleep and me waiting on my friends for them to voice some characters together

i can now finally rest

(unless I can't i gotta do everything again tomorrow because Toby Fox deleted my deltarune Chapter 1&2 savefiles

[sturdy cradle]

i haven't played ch1&2 for so long that i had to make saves for normal and weird route all over again

[jolly temple]

makes the resources to complain about neko sanctuary v2 doesn't have to trigger rcm seperate room... half press release, or something.

[sturdy cradle]

i was on chapter 2 ending scene the moment other chapters came out 😭 so perfectly timed

[main wyvern]

delta runes

[weak vale]

hi vro

[wild flax]

Holly

2015

That's.. Unique

[keen junco]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1930721026737868923

Zack Voell (@zackvoell)

My brother is not enjoying this

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[mossy light]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-shikanoko-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-koshitantan-koshitan-gif-13141147732339647007

[vivid chasm]

found a gem on the web archive and it's overshadowing every other video i own

[jolly temple]

or.. you my @lapis lava on android tho?

[vivid chasm]

(re-read rules to see if this was okie)

[vivid chasm]

@open pasture wtf

[open pasture]

Public humiliation for master

[vivid chasm]

real

may one of you on my behalf pray for my wellbeing

since i feel like i have covid, either that or js really sick

[weak vale]

feel better vro

[vivid chasm]

im trying

placebo aint doing shit 😭😭

[weak vale]

drink lotsa water

[vivid chasm]

if only i had some.. im going to school rn

[weak vale]

vruh

[vivid chasm]

btw i drink like what, more than 2l of water everyday?

[weak vale]

stay home

[vivid chasm]

my daily cup is 500ml

[vivid chasm]

im forced to go to school

[weak vale]

by your parents?

[vivid chasm]

yeah

[open pasture]

Hope you get better

[vivid chasm]

they say im not sick enough to get one of those papers that motivates your absence

[jolly temple]

🇨🇭

[cloud hatch]

siffrin gaming

[weak vale]

just go straight to the nurse when you get there

[vivid chasm]

ill try

[solemn plank]

THE "ES*X" CLAN TAG 😭

[vivid chasm]

lmfao

@open pasture speak up bro

oh god now i feel like im gonna vomit

ugh

[open pasture]

That wasn't me

[vivid chasm]

[weak vale]

fym it wqsnt you

[vivid chasm]

i dont judge a mans interests but egirls arent reliable, not one bit

they use you sm

just dont

[solemn plank]

Master082599's curse

[weak vale]

i always feel better after i puke

[vivid chasm]

yeah, if only i could fucking puke lmfao, the male bathrooms are questionable

[weak vale]

oh god

[vivid chasm]

and i live in Romania

[jolly temple]

:hmmok:

[open pasture]

😔

[solemn plank]

Make it even more questionable. puke on the floor

[vivid chasm]

makes it worse

[vivid chasm]

BASED

[weak vale]

the nurse probably has one of those baggies

[vivid chasm]

ok if i get sick enough ill try

[vivid chasm]

nah we dont have shit

shes js prolly gonna give me a pill

but who knows

1 sec leme get off the bus

https://tenor.com/view/shiggy-wagoo-boliche-explode-kemomimi-gif-4558679070609887437

done

you guys are so fucking nice bro dont let anyone say otherwise

[jolly temple]

👀👀👀

[sturdy cradle]

YEAA

[vivid chasm]

ill kill someone so this server can live ong

you're the only respectful people

that i know in a server

[open pasture]

Your a angel 😇

[vivid chasm]

i do not disrespect someone that doesnt disrespect me

[solemn plank]

https://www.tumblr.com/shitpeoplesayintf2/783196597336113152?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/shitpeoplesayintf2/783559013350719488?source=share

[vivid chasm]

we love vencord

[weak vale]

i want to start playing tf2 again it's really the silliest shooter

[vivid chasm]

do it

[weak vale]

i remember one time a spy called "Spy who does nothing" joined a game and just stood in the middle of the map emoting and nobody on the enemy team ever shot him

[red flint]

why are yall so cool

and peak

and funni

teach me your ways plis

i need the silly

[open pasture]

bagamia-si ceva in ele de bai

[jolly temple]

s-something is... happening!?

[weak vale]

no u

[red flint]

no u

[weak vale]

nop

[red flint]

yep

[open pasture]

Nothing ever happens

[open pasture]

You are right, the bathrooms in Romania are disgusting

especially the male ones

Bathroom expert

Pro tip: When you puke, go puke on a green space

that's how i do it

Green space?

[open pasture]

yeah

[weak vale]

you mean like grass?

[open pasture]

Like what? Gra*s

[open pasture]

a few weeks ago i went to school and had a major hangover so i puked 4 times in the field next to it

[open pasture]

yeah

[open pasture]

yup

grass, weed

doesn't matter

[jolly temple]

:ifyoulaughyougotohell:

[open pasture]

Im gonna puke in my neighbors lawn

They have nice artificial grass

[weak vale]

mark your territory

[open pasture]

hold on, now, you still have to respect the law and your neighbour's yard is his property (capitalism) so it's against the law to alternate his property without consent

so if you puke there, you should first ask him

if he lets you make this change to his green space

[open pasture]

bruh

LOL

then it's worse

[weak vale]

[open pasture]

that's pissing not puking

[jolly temple]

start dancing when you cant sleep soon

[open pasture]

Writing a mail as we speak

[weak vale]

wym its vomit 😭

[open pasture]

i also did that as well

[weak vale]

oh nvm

[open pasture]

You love leaving your bodily fluids in green spaces huh

[open pasture]

you have to piss to mark you territory

No that for dogs

[open pasture]

yeah man, it's good for the environment

i care about plants

[weak vale]

i HATE plangs

plangs

[open pasture]

so thank me for making this planet greener

[jolly temple]

vector what's happening here

[open pasture]

@tacit kite

[weak vale]

what's your vector victor

[open pasture]

Thank you kind sir

[digital kettle]

HAII

gm

[open pasture]

no problem

[weak vale]

gm vro

[open pasture]

gm

Samsung employee

[open pasture]

just be careful when you step when you are on a green space

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/TheBobPony/status/1930534000197537942

BobPony.com (@TheBobPony)

The official YouTube app now requires iOS 16, released in 2022.
Meanwhile, its Android counterpart still requires Android 8 (aka Android Oreo), released in 2017! 🙃

X · Jun 5, 2025, 7:55 AM

[open pasture]

[winter girder]

hekate and opencore developers are literal masterminds

[open pasture]

They should only allow the latest version on both

[winter girder]

android 8 has the features youtube wants while iOS 15 (and down) doesn't

whats so hard to understand for some people

[digital kettle]

"WhatsApp on Android requires Android 5.0 Lollipop (Released in 2014), on IOS it requires IOS 15 (Released in 2021)"

[open pasture]

W android

[winter girder]

do people not understand how operating systems work

[jolly temple]

*fediverse

[open pasture]

no glowies

[open pasture]

No.

[weak vale]

nope

[open pasture]

Why would you expect aunt Margret who can barely open youtube to know how an OS works

[weak vale]

at least i dont

[digital kettle]

"android phones only get two updates!! (which is now false-ish)" that

[open pasture]

I think you press the power button and then your operating system starts operating the system

[jolly temple]

every other video description, click enter our influences and derivatives

[digital kettle]

"they dont have support!!"

[open pasture]

Most of us don't know. There are a lot of people who have never heard of Linux or who think that Linux is an OS (not a kernel).

I would be surprised if a lot of people knew how an OS works

[jolly temple]

...

[weak vale]

explain how an OS works RIGHT now

[open pasture]

Ermm im literally the inventor of linux buddy

[winter girder]

they should at least know that x version of x operating system has x features

[winter girder]

i can

[open pasture]

Voodo magic

of course

[open pasture]

Explain within 15 words

[winter girder]

ermz im an osdev so i can answer your question easily 🤓

[open pasture]

I cant read more than that in one sitting

[winter girder]

that is 15 words

[open pasture]

Is this true

[winter girder]

can be and mostly is

[river solstice]

fuck developers

[weak vale]

because the bootloader is an OS?

[winter girder]

OS

[jolly temple]

went from recovery mode so contagious

[open pasture]

Wow i might be an os dev myself

[winter girder]

The UEFI/BIOS is responsible for loading the bootloader and the bootloader can itself be an OS

they just categorize the bootloader as a bootloader because thats what it does

[river solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[winter girder]

it can very much be its own os just like what grub is

grub has a cli, fs driver, and loads files

grub can be its own os

[open pasture]

Do you know a similarity between an OS and Hell?

[weak vale]

my oomfies are so smort

[winter girder]

yeah, if you're using one its not that much similar, if you're making one consider yourself at the depths of hell

[digital kettle]

@winter girder btw when you get July patch please install it

[winter girder]

why

[open pasture]

🐟

[open pasture]

Both an OS and Hell have different rings. (at least a modern OS has that)

[jolly temple]

plangs

[river solstice]

🐟

[digital kettle]

Critical CVE fix for cpu

[winter girder]

yeah dw im not installing any apps

critical cves can only happen if they get direct access to your phone

sure they can if they find a browser exploit but very unlikely nowadays lol

WAIT

how critical

😈

[digital kettle]

its microcode update

[winter girder]

are the details disclosed

is it critical enough where i can gain root

[river solstice]

bedails bisdlosed 👽

[digital kettle]

CVE-2025-23104 @winter girder

[river solstice]

fuck fakenitro

[digital kettle]

yes

[river solstice]

omw to checkm8 kiosk iPads

[winter girder]

HELL YEAH

[digital kettle]

its on exynos tho

[winter girder]

[digital kettle]

exynos variant of s23fe

[jolly temple]

omg

[winter girder]

i have snapdragon

[digital kettle]

https://semiconductor.samsung.com/support/quality-support/product-security-updates/

[winter girder]

sigh.

[digital kettle]

it is same manufacturing

[winter girder]

snapdragon and exynos have different microcodes

[sullen helm]

uh oh! 90 milligrams of chicken fell onto my roof

[winter girder]

they would've disclosed if it was snapdragon too

AFRSFRGDHJ

[open pasture]

kgs*

[sullen helm]

aka 9 centigrams of chicken

[digital kettle]

https://docs.qualcomm.com/product/publicresources/securitybulletin/

[winter girder]

i always get stuck with the lame shit

[sullen helm]

thats kilograms

[jolly temple]

venapp

[sullen helm]

shut up kevin

[open pasture]

yeah, the chicken fell on your roof and left a hole in it

someone catapulted it

and it hit your roof

[winter girder]

not seeing any recent ones for snapdragon 8 gen 1

lets hope there is a privilege escalation one

i can most definitely crack it if there is

[sullen helm]

it was 90 milligrams, not 90 kilograms doofus

[digital kettle]

@winter girder girl

i have news

[winter girder]

eys

?

[jolly temple]

waltjack

[sullen helm]

shut up kevin

[open pasture]

you think that because of the head injury you got when it fell on you

you were traumatized by the chicken

[sullen helm]

no??? stop tryna change what i said

[digital kettle]

CVE-2025-21479

[river solstice]

who is being more stupid

@open pasture or @sullen helm

[open pasture]

probs me

[winter girder]

OH HELL YEAH

😈

[open pasture]

you can't hide from the truth, the chicken is after you

[winter girder]

this doesnt affect 8 gen 1

sad

[digital kettle]

should?

[jolly temple]

secure the wallpaper

[winter girder]

nope not from the articles im looking at

although my old s8

could have a microcode bug

[digital kettle]

aaa

yeah the privilege stuff for 8g1 was fixed in 2024

😭

[winter girder]

😈

holy shit

this phone has so many vulns

[digital kettle]

s8?

old phone lol

[winter girder]

https://xdaforums.com/t/rom-rooted_all_carriers_nougat_s8-brb1_safestrap-samfail-v5-bootloaders.3693790/

someone already cracked it

nvm 😔

[digital kettle]

?

[winter girder]

um

oh nvm

[jolly temple]

samzam?

[winter girder]

that was last month

i thought it said my security patch was march

😭

i love looking at when my phones software was compiled

i just be sitting there thinking "someone compiled this at this exact time"

[vivid chasm]

tried going to the nurse and the door was locked

ugh

[winter girder]

oh how i missed you cracked s8+

hi

[weak vale]

bang on the door vro

[hollow dew]

hi fishcord

[weak vale]

hi vro

[jolly temple]

vencord.co.uk

[vivid chasm]

nah nobody was there

ill try next class

[weak vale]

guh

[lavish relic]

deltarune yesterday????

hii r u livia

[jolly temple]

:trolleyzoom:

[lavish relic]

@scarlet bane mwah (invades privacy)

i love mr ant tenna

[keen junco]

@lavish relic kiri

[lavish relic]

Marvinne

deltarune out

[lavish relic]

bepis

[jolly temple]

noo you're concerned with how ya that can u show am in 2015???

[mossy egret]

Watch your mouth

[fallow pawn]

protokolle mentioned

[mossy egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1379126408370061393/OAVhUib.gif

But also other then Matrix what else is there too use

[digital kettle]

IRC

[winter girder]

Custom

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-clear-myself-gif-meme-gif-25725527

[jolly temple]

lemme have shit 😭 so fat fuck emojis and ublock on bare metal and help me nintendo fan lol i

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/phainon-seal-gif-17434076613688122947

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/chrysos-heirs-amphoreous-hsr-honkai-star-rail-ica-gif-16409776570708333504

[mossy egret]

Insane, because ofcourse Koda would say that

[burnt maple]

normalize eating 55 apples a day

to keep the doctor away

[jolly temple]

yours

[winter girder]

??

[winter girder]

Eat an extra to keep the frogs away

[mossy egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769261485699891263/1281381175172268073/mardye.gif

[winter girder]

We all glaze signal

[mossy egret]

I can agree with that

https://tenor.com/view/crying-tears-prayer-hands-emoji-gif-13894193

[winter girder]

H'-h-h-hey.. so uh what's your signal😊

[mossy egret]

I can get it too

[open pasture]

how many girlfriends do you have?

[jolly temple]

wharrrr

[open pasture]

i can tell that

are you an arab?

yeah

haram

stone him

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/luce-luce-throw-luce-rock-throwing-rocks-luce-throwing-rocks-gif-18444150226391353163

:3

[open pasture]

Hey, don't steal all the women, leave some for us too

[jolly temple]

yeah?

[open pasture]

you may be God's gift on earth for women, but don't take everything

[mossy egret]

You like being a different kind of stoned, right?

[open pasture]

what?

[burnt maple]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1930615370420740191

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FixupX · Jun 5, 2025, 1:19 PM

[jolly temple]

120 dollars for choosing the programmer community behind kevin what os itself be the makeitaqoute bot to answer

[mossy egret]

Really?

[burnt maple]

I’m way too possessive and jelous of a someone for the whole multiple people thing, like sorry.. if you’re mine, you’re mine 🫶

I’m not letting you or anyone else breathe within a 5 mile radius of you ❤️

How does polygamy feel like?

[open pasture]

do you lick toads, then?

[wild flax]

[open pasture]

if you say so...

[jolly temple]

nice!

[open pasture]

how does that work

so you are in relationship with 2 other people (or more than that?)?

so that means that you are in relationship with 2 other people and those 2 other people are relationship with you and the other person

oh, i see

[vivid chasm]

@weak vale checked again, im going home rn, ty again

[open pasture]

so that's how the pressure gets distributed

[jolly temple]

hyperos and other then realize they were thinking about screen on browser exploit is 15 years now i'm deafened or automotive autistic sorry bye"

[open pasture]

then, how does it work for you?

[fallow pawn]

to me a poly relationship is strange and just seems like the connection to that person is just less than what you would find in a mono one

by less I mean (it’s pretty significant)

that’s just me though

when someone poly tried asking me to be in a relationship it felt disingenuous and lacked connection (knowing their response after I rejected), to me it just shows that you can just be thrown out and replaced easily lol

[jolly temple]

blehhhhh

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1142724966622699640/1379818284358172753/watermark.gif

shut up kevin

[fallow pawn]

and no it’s not that I find it weird because it’s not the usual, it can definitely work for other people, but from my experience it’s just something I can’t do

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-nonsense-hsr-honkai-star-rail-cipher-gif-17995618412357682967

[sturdy folio]

The one time I got genuinely asked to be in a poly relationship It was cuz they didn’t actually want me that much and didn’t want to disappoint me either

[hollow surge]

it feels professional

it feels superficial

[spring trellis]

good afternoon

[hollow surge]

"hello would you like to date me and my other lovers?"

theres no romance most of the time

[spring trellis]

poly is absolutely not for me but i understand it

[hollow surge]

me too

well i dont quite get it but you do you idc

[sturdy folio]

It very much does feel like a big friend group where people within it actually find love (to the displeasure of the others)

[jolly temple]

secure the x61 and cute kitty

[spring trellis]

currently driving a bus with the doors open

(in a game)

[fallow pawn]

you may know them

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121201005456011366/1375543984109387979/caption.gif

[hollow surge]

idk man like the idea of no one valuing you enough and you just become "one of my lovers" feels so

[sturdy folio]

>See polycule
>look inside
>2 lovers that do everything together + a couple of friends
(Happens too often)

[hollow surge]

"hello yes would you like to become a number"

but 90 percent of polys are just that

every poly friend i got is like the 3rd wheeler

the other two do everything together and love ea hother

and then theres just

[jolly temple]

afrsfrgdhj

[hollow surge]

them

alr i gotta go

im mid showeri g

[jolly temple]

@modern epoch@modern epoch@modern epoch omaw

[spring trellis]

omaw

[sturdy folio]

That’s cool

Anyway

I HATW AMAZON!!

[jolly temple]

weak to a switch has 45 boosts and an underrated capacitor

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ju-fufu-zzz-ju-fufu-zzz-ju-fufu-ззз-цзюй-фуфу-ззз-gif-12734193980116834956

[sturdy folio]

Im gonna go to every media store to see if they still have a switch 2 I can get

[winter girder]

@sturdy folio i got the switch into rcm mode finally :3

sigh

everyone getting switch 2

[raw panther]

I'm not

[winter girder]

everyone on tiktok, a bunch of people here, some irls, etc

[sturdy folio]

AND I DIDNT

CUZ FUCKING

AMAZON

I WAKE UP TODAY

[jolly temple]

more arrows

[sturdy folio]

THEY FHANGED THE FUCKING UI TO THE DELIVERED UI

[winter girder]

should've ordered from walmart ngl

[raw panther]

bezos is playing on your switch

[sturdy folio]

IF ITS FUCKING DELIVERED THEN WHERE THE HELL IS MY PACKAGE??

[winter girder]

driver stole it

[sturdy folio]

AND ITS EVEN ASKING ME TO BUY MORE

[jolly temple]

candier

[sturdy folio]

can’t they need to have a code that I get

[winter girder]

some driver is probs having fun playing on your switch rn

[winter girder]

doesnt stop them from stealing the package lmao

[jolly temple]

dw u'll be horrifying for "white boy absolutely not on stage during the same" which one

[sturdy folio]

I loaded up my cards and I’m ready to go, stores only open in an hour tho

[sturdy folio]

Yeah it kinda does they get fucked by Amazon

[winter girder]

i promise you amazon does not care

[wooden socket]

Imagine being able to afford a switch 2

[winter girder]

they get a stern talking to or they can just lie their way out of it

[sturdy folio]

„Hello delivery driver so basically this package it’s worth 510€ & it shows a switch 2 on a box it wasn’t delivered what did you do with it“

[winter girder]

"i lost it"

[split oriole]

Imagine being a bitch
hi im hazel and yes i do stand-up

[winter girder]

i promise you they will not do a full investigation

[weak vale]

ok good get some rest homie

[wooden socket]

"I dropped it off and put it in their bin because that's definitely a safe place"

[fallow pawn]

it’s time to sit down

[winter girder]

the support person simply just refunds you and puts in a ticket that will never be read

[raw panther]

do sitdown instead

[wooden socket]

Amazon has quite literally put our packages in our bin before

[sturdy folio]

If you tell your boss „I lost it“ you basically get jumped by 6 people immediately that’s at every job remember this for when you start working

[spring trellis]

i send my shit to a PO box so they're forced to use my postal service

[winter girder]

amazon is a big company, they will not track down the delivery driver for this

[jolly temple]

online or not, yes ofc won't be on grapheneos which one reason snowden uses for today asking him off though honestly im waiting for? go "ahaha i streaight

[wooden socket]

Anyways I have to go get ready for work

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[sturdy folio]

yea they will Amazon has shown time and time again that their employees are disposable

[open pasture]

dont buy the switch 2, ez solution

[wooden socket]

Guys we're closer to 2043 than 2006

[winter girder]

the support person does not have this much power lmao, they'll simply just see what package outpost handled your package and put in a ticket

it's different with amazon flex drivers

[sturdy folio]

Who was talking about a support person

[winter girder]

you're not going to put in a ticket?

[sturdy folio]

No idc too much to go through Amazon support but do you not think they go through pre and post delivery checks or do you think they just wing it without actually knowing what’s in house

[winter girder]

they can just override the delivery status

[sturdy folio]

• I don’t think it got stolen, I’m arguing here against you saying the delivery driver can steal

Amazon definitely just fucked up with the amount of pre-orders vs the amount of consoles in stock

[jolly temple]

start your art pieces were able to explain how depressing it trolley

[open pasture]

Post a fish NOW

[winter girder]

amazon doesn't handle pre-orders it's Nintendo