🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[vapid pivot]

I know Swift works xplat and some people ported some of AppKit and UIKit to Linux

[shrewd marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/noela-sneak-anime-cute-wolf-drug-store-in-another-world-gif-12635977334541229664

[vapid pivot]

Never heard of SwiftUI Linux

[gilded night]

i do want to eventually get a macbook bc i do not own a laptop at all rn

[hybrid sluice]

use skip.tools for the kotlin transpiler so you can compile compose to linux

[gilded night]

and the windows laptop market is so bad

[hybrid sluice]

skip.tools is oss

(no)

[gilded night]

shoutout https://theos.dev/

[hybrid sluice]

my goat

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[vapid pivot]

Legit have never heard of this

[gilded night]

i have to jump through all these hoops to make an iphone app on non-mac

[vapid pivot]

I have an oomf trying her best to build a Swift app on theos and it’s just not working out 😭

[gilded night]

and it is still more fun than making an android app

[shrewd marsh]

[gilded night]

as i type this, google deprecates 4 more apis

[hybrid sluice]

its just that apple doesnt provide tools for making it easy

[vapid pivot]

Actually to be fair she is getting some places at least which is cool to see

[gilded night]

every letter i hit is another deprecation

[hybrid sluice]

hey look apple and google has something in common

[jaunty trellis]

everything is deprecated but nothing is ever removed

[shrewd marsh]

which apis even

[open pasture]

The gay sip...

[hybrid sluice]

https://developer.apple.com/documentation/ find one

[vapid pivot]

Fun fact iirc Twitter.framework has been deprecated since iOS 5 but it was still in iOS last time I checked

Somehow

I know OFFICIAL internal code which still uses it why is it deprecated 😭

[gilded night]

https://theapplewiki.com/wiki/Dev:Twitter.framework

[hybrid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-ran-ran-yakumo-chen-yakumo-cat-dance-gif-11241004767653896065

[gilded night]

even the wiki tells you to not use it

[shrewd marsh]

nah I'm good, I prefer
https://developers.google.com/products

[hybrid sluice]

.

[jaunty trellis]

does nothing

[vapid pivot]

Kind of but some methods are actually wrappers around Social.framework

At least last time I checked (does not apply for most methods but still)

[gilded night]

https://developer.android.com/reference/androidx/health/connect/client/records/SexualActivityRecord

https://developer.apple.com/documentation/healthkit/hkcategorytypeidentifier/sexualactivity

[vapid pivot]

Check who wrote this wiki page

You’ll have your mind blown

[gilded night]

https://developer.apple.com/documentation/healthkit/hkmetadatakeysexualactivityprotectionused

how did a developer write these docs without bursting into laughter

[jaunty trellis]

I have several questions

first off why the fuck

[shrewd marsh]

apple just became weirder in my eyes

[glass shell]

apple NEEDS to know if you're using a condom

[gilded night]

it's for their health app

[jaunty trellis]

why does apple health app need to know about that shit

[gilded night]

it helps with menstrual cycle stuff apparently

period tracking apps use that data

[hybrid sluice]

android health has it too

[glass shell]

cardiac anomalies, menstrual cycles

[hybrid sluice]

but yeah its just tracking data lol

[final remnant]

its like target detecting if your pregnant before you knowing

[vapid pivot]

yea its me :3

[gilded night]

i do like that apps can set/clear the log

mobile game that empties your sex log

[glass shell]

there's crypto gangs in france now

there is NO WAY people from those aren't white

[gilded night]

RSA vs TLS

[glass shell]

just the words "crypto gang" is the whitest shit ever

[jaunty trellis]

cishet white techbros in their mid 20s

[hybrid sluice]

I work out quite a bit everyday

[glass shell]

they like

mug people for their crypto

[harsh crest]

Uh oh! Better download this cool virus tool I found called bonzai buddy

[gilded night]

i have a feeling this is a bit manipulated 🤔

[glass shell]

but like no one uses crypto how the fuck do they find their targets

like do they just expect people they mug to know what crypto is

[gilded night]

EWWWWW

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

[vapid pivot]

You should download Snoolie Buddy so I’m on your computer

[glass shell]

this is how cats work

[gilded night]

"ah, 4am. perfect time to make as MUCH NOISE AS FUCKING POSSIBLE"- my cat, apparently

[hybrid sluice]

Σ

[glass shell]

cats are nocturnal

[vapid pivot]

I wish I still had my cat

[gilded night]

my ex had a cat named jamie

i miss him

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-chewing-bottle-water-bottle-gif-20695531

[hybrid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/noela-sneak-anime-cute-wolf-drug-store-in-another-world-gif-12635977334541229664

[gilded night]

jamieeee come back to meee

[vapid pivot]

cool name btw

[glass shell]

i have a cat that does weird noises sometimes

he meows really fucking loud

and he meows a LOT

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cute-playing-kick-gif-17679408

[gilded night]

i too hate the game rust

[glass shell]

his vet said she never saw a cat like

[open pasture]

I like the game rust

[glass shell]

communicate this much

[shrewd marsh]

my cat did too but he sadly died 😭

[open pasture]

(never played it)

[glass shell]

my bad

I MEAN

SORRY

[vapid pivot]

What? I was talking about how I hate how metal rusts over time with water exposure

[glass shell]

NOT MY BAD OOPS

[jaunty trellis]

loud car

[hybrid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/ferris-rust-rustlang-crab-cute-gif-26396486

[open pasture]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-tongue-shower-DNTwAqUVIxlW8

[vapid pivot]

CRAB

[glass shell]

im so sorry holy shit

callie stupid stupid moment

[open pasture]

fed lang programming

[vapid pivot]

blep

[open pasture]

cia brain waves

[shrewd marsh]

that's ok we're addicted to haste right?

[gilded night]

oh i agree, i hate the metal graphics api

[jaunty trellis]

vulkan >>>

[gilded night]

fun fact i once wanted to see if i could use metal(api) with rust(language)

so in my genius i googled "metal rust"

[jaunty trellis]

😭

[open pasture]

PROCESSING VULKAN SHADERS

[hybrid sluice]

metal rust

[vapid pivot]

metal rust

[open pasture]

50% COMPLETE

[gilded night]

it sure does!

[elder pier]

Sup gaymers

[vapid pivot]

this is like how Swift people keep accidentally running into Taylor Swift

[open pasture]

ok so I calculated if I eat 3 meals w/ 45g protein I still need uhhh
120 grams more of egg whites

[gilded night]

still better than every google lang!

[elder pier]

Ah yes
Once I was a kid I loved the newest pokemon x game and wanted to look for gameplays

[hybrid sluice]

they ruined my google search

[vapid pivot]

From what I’ve seen Go isn’t that bad

[gilded night]

go, carbon, dart

[gilded night]

a) i hate go

[elder pier]

You forgot the stupid ai summary

[hybrid sluice]

dw its the second result

[gilded night]

b)i meant in terms of "naming after common thing"

[shrewd marsh]

opinion rejected

[open pasture]

I think thats 4.5 cups of egg whites

🪤

[gilded night]

google naming the lang so that i have to add "programming language" to the search every time

[gilded night]

i meant in terms of "naming after common thing"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[open pasture]

I can drink it

[shrewd marsh]

I sadly don't believe you

[vapid pivot]

the index.ts doesnt stand for typescript it stands for transgener

[glass shell]

i haven't played it in a bit

[gilded night]

what the hell do you mean you dont beliv me

im me, i said that

[cosmic otter]

carbon like https://carbondesignsystem.com

[open pasture]

you said dum shi

[gilded night]

i think i know myself pretty well

[glass shell]

it was a very good game though

[shrewd marsh]

I may can't stop playing

3 hours just to get shard 7...

[gilded night]

still better than material you

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/sable-what-the-sable-doin-what-the-dog-doin-cute-sable-cute-animal-gif-22874518

[glass shell]

oh i finished the game a while ago

[cosmic otter]

carbon is designed with an extremely specific intent

they are not really comparable

[gilded night]

i know i just really dislike material you

[open pasture]

ok google will I get sick drinking 4.5 cups of raw egg whites for a snack

[gilded night]

No

[open pasture]

you are not google

[glass shell]

who is google really

[open pasture]

oh its just samon ella im fine

[cosmic otter]

google here: do whatever you want

[open pasture]

im resistant to that shi

[elder pier]

Google why is the cheese not sticking on my pizza
And why I need to add 1/4 of glue

[open pasture]

I raised chickens

[eager marsh]

google is my grandma

[cosmic otter]

you're not eating salmon so its okay

[open pasture]

Vendor.

[glass shell]

can i preemptively dig your grave

[gilded night]

i have a friend that works at google, close enough

[vapid pivot]

I am google.

[open pasture]

its samon ella

[glass shell]

Mei.

[open pasture]

you cant reach that tall

[open pasture]

your friend is a goober

[glass shell]

it's in the ground

[open pasture]

Oh em geeee!! Callie!!

exactly

[cosmic otter]

idk man I'm pretty sure i know everything

[open pasture]

Hola.

[cosmic otter]

because im google

[glass shell]

Mei!!!!!

[jaunty trellis]

your capitalist corporate overlord who you will sell your soul and privacy to in exchange for mid services and a bunch of ads

[open pasture]

do you know how dumb you are

[gilded night]

how do i make ios apps

[elder pier]

Google how many usb ports does my motherboard have?

[cosmic otter]

you don't

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/434113367938957315/1286443496118554686/caption.gif

[glass shell]

no but you REALLY need to see this sick age of empires ad

[cosmic otter]

probably a few

[lavish owl]

"he would never do the flip"

[open pasture]

:33 hai...

[glass shell]

helloooo

[jaunty trellis]

ublock origin my beloved

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/gomen-oomf-chan-addyharajuku-wolf-gif-6720965911849460339

[gilded night]

i genuinely wonder

what would happen if google went down for like. 4 hours

like all of google

[jaunty trellis]

chaos

[gilded night]

play store, google drive, youtube, gmail

etc etc

[open pasture]

Hello hihihi hiyaaa :3

What does you need...

[elder pier]

According to gemini
"...most have multiple USB headers, typically
ranging from two to six or more.
One reddit user says ⛈️ 🧔🏿‍♂️ "

[shrewd marsh]

can't be worse than cloudflare going down which totally never happened before hehe...

[glass shell]

nothing i think

[open pasture]

coal post

[gilded night]

hm

[glass shell]

coal

[gilded night]

well i now know how to make apps

[glass shell]

like santa

[gilded night]

one tiny problem

[open pasture]

its all coal 😭

[gilded night]

i have 0 app ideas

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/4lokogangemperor-coal-gems-soyjak-soyjack-gif-11252992701973331860

[elder pier]

I got one

[glass shell]

who are you

[open pasture]

nobody

[open pasture]

I will feed you cookies.

Ive gone by big lake b4

[jaunty trellis]

also the amount of shit that has had to go wrong for google services to go down globally for an extended period of time is probably gonna be more problematic than actually google going down

[shrewd marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bpdfaust-project-moon-limbus-company-faust-coal-alarm-gif-7601749592296535977

[glass shell]

YAY

[gilded night]

i still remember the clouflare outages

[open pasture]

so trve

[glass shell]

i love cookies

[gilded night]

unable to play several games

[glass shell]

i love her but I genuinely hope she gets ran over by Mephi

[gilded night]

discord down

[gilded night]

yea

[vapid pivot]

256 if you count adapters

[gilded night]

would require like actual server expolsion

[jaunty trellis]

multiple

[glass shell]

i think everyone was so sad they couldn't use google meetups

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-23137893

[cosmic otter]

google probably has so many layers of redundancy that they don't even know where anything actually is

[open pasture]

tbh they dont

[vapid pivot]

I’m getting really eepy gn

[glass shell]

is the Google root called google

[open pasture]

goo night

@glass shell :3

[glass shell]

hiiii

[open pasture]

no its noogle

[open pasture]

Hello, not sure what to say, so :3

[glass shell]

me neither..

[open pasture]

I'm watching my shows.

[glass shell]

talking is for losers I communicate the horrors through mind conversation

[glass shell]

there's a lot of shows

which ones are yours

[open pasture]

I use astral projection

[open pasture]

Go go loser rangers...

It's peak, trust.

[glass shell]

i'll watch it one day..

just got so many things to watch with oomfs...

[shrewd marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/akita-neru-akita-channelcaststation-magnetite-hiiragi-gif-12893153042418300027

[open pasture]

Oh em gee... Can I be oomf...

[glass shell]

if you really wanna

[open pasture]

Shigging it up in celebration...

[fast imp]

oomf backwards is fmoo

gonna start referring to my enemies as my fmoos

[glass shell]

straight up shigging it up in here

[open pasture]

I'm being overwhelmed by convos..

[glass shell]

it happens..

[open pasture]

Heh, all the girls want me... (They do not)

[jaunty trellis]

bweh I need to get out of bed and drag my ass into the shower but bed too comfy to get up

[shrewd marsh]

let me get some hot water

it'll help

[open pasture]

Girl rotting...

[glass shell]

all the girls want me dead

[fast imp]

wash yourself so you don't scare away the hoes

[jaunty trellis]

real

[open pasture]

But I don't want you dead...

[glass shell]

i am standing over my bed i am this close to girl rotting

[glass shell]

why

it's fun

it's like tom and jerry and whatnot

[open pasture]

BC I need my oomfs alive to talk to them...

[errant sand]

Dying is not good for your health

[fast imp]

if i want someone dead it will be by my hand

[glass shell]

true...

[jaunty trellis]

but sire I am the hoes

[fast imp]

with a comically oversized hammer

hoes can aquire hoes

[glass shell]

if i want someone LOVED it will be by my hand

with a comically oversized HEART

[fast imp]

https://tenor.com/view/piyushzen-gif-7271017595190842092

[open pasture]

Guh!

[glass shell]

guh!!

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-babby-slime-squish-gif-14494939531856206329

[open pasture]

What if, I start wiggling you..

[glass shell]

i'll get really really dizzy

[open pasture]

Owie...

[glass shell]

but it sounds fun

[glass shell]

had to go through a ringing noise just for this

i will KILL you

[open pasture]

I'll be gentle. You won't get dizzy.

[shrewd marsh]

REAL

[glass shell]

oh!

[glass shell]

ringing noise tenses me the fuck up

and gets my heart GOING

[vapid pivot]

gn all im eepy

[glass shell]

like actual fight or flight

[open pasture]

The eeper...

[red wyvern]

eeper aww man

[glass shell]

dizzy like.'

[shrewd marsh]

ringing noises indicate uhm uhh uhm
never something that's good

[glass shell]

queen dizzy...

from guilty gear...

[glass shell]

oh yeah right you live in a train

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/ramlethal-valentine-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-cupcake-the-lobotomy-gif-587797869932689237

[open pasture]

Who is that...

[glass shell]

queen dizzy from guilty gear

[shrewd marsh]

well there's an even more terrifying sound

[glass shell]

RAMLETHALLLL

why did they whitewash her what

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-ggst-dizzy-dizzy-gg-gif-13321345264613622731

[glass shell]

dizzyyyyyy

[frigid prawn]

hi chat

[open pasture]

I only know Bridget...

[glass shell]

guilty gear has a lot of lore

[red wyvern]

brisket

[shrewd marsh]

https://youtu.be/Zhrazx9LIRA

it comes out of nowhere and is fucking loud

[glass shell]

bridget is a good character

[open pasture]

I like brisket, she's so silly.

[glass shell]

i just wish people would stop just boiling her down to "trans hahas..."

like yeah she is trans but she has actual characterization behind that

[open pasture]

She has yuri with someone else I think.

[red wyvern]

I don't even think of that, I just can't get over her silly yoyo

[glass shell]

the fact that she's trans is also part of her characterization

[jaunty trellis]

I've never played a single gg game but the lore is pretty fire

[glass shell]

that's non canon...

[hybrid sluice]

hello

[glass shell]

ramlethal was evil and couldn't understand human emotion and then she ate a really good burger

[open pasture]

Awh...

[glass shell]

yeah the character that people ship her with (May) is in love with Johnny

[jaunty trellis]

like I said fire lore

[glass shell]

Johnny is really cool

i love him

[jaunty trellis]

also also ramlethals design is so fucking cool

[glass shell]

i love ramlethal so much

[open pasture]

Guh...

[glass shell]

she's me if i was cool and stuff..

[glass shell]

guh!!

[jaunty trellis]

real and true

[glass shell]

sorry im tisming

[open pasture]

:3 at you.

[glass shell]

about guilty gear

[glass shell]

woah! :3 at you too

[open pasture]

You're getting >:3

[glass shell]

woas

[open pasture]

Yeah...

[glass shell]

oughhhh time to rot in my bed

[open pasture]

07:14 and still no sleep

[open pasture]

I've been doing that for hours...

[glass shell]

:3 up world we live in...

i could be a functional member of society

[open pasture]

wawa

[glass shell]

but my bed is really really comfy

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[open pasture]

My bed is so comfy...

[open pasture]

me too :3

[glass shell]

i know a cool trick called bashing your head against the wall until your feel your heartbeat slow down

[jaunty trellis]

[blazing spade]

i did that w/ 3 days of no sleep

[open pasture]

I should try that!

[blazing spade]

it did work

[glass shell]

yea!

[red wyvern]

Did it work when you used it on yourself?

[open pasture]

How effective is it?

[stark herald]

oh wrong channel

[glass shell]

i don fuckin know do i look like a scientist

[open pasture]

okay lc.undo is cool

[errant sand]

You might sleep a little longer than you want if you do that

[red wyvern]

Calli bashed someone else's head against the wall to knock them out :O

[open pasture]

I have no limit.
I would love a nice week of sleep.

[stark herald]

i would love to sleep 4 hours every night

[glass shell]

and i'll bash yours if ya don't spell my name right

[open pasture]

@glass shell whatcha doing...

@stark herald Which channel were you meaning to run the command in lol

[glass shell]

rotting in me bed....,

wha about youu

[open pasture]

same bestie,,,

[open pasture]

No way!! Twining!!

Omg

We're all twining...

:3

[glass shell]

twinsies

[open pasture]

considering my age i really need to handle my life better lol

[glass shell]

my old old age of 18

[open pasture]

Considering my age, I have no handles at life...

[open pasture]

youre tiny

[glass shell]

i wish i could've stopped aging at 17

[open pasture]

very young

[glass shell]

yea...

[open pasture]

so true

[red wyvern]

I'm 42 and still faking it 😔

[open pasture]

i dont like being 25

[glass shell]

no you're 50

[open pasture]

65*

[glass shell]

mid 20s is cool though

[red wyvern]

living fossil calling me old, lmao

[glass shell]

you're like haha im in my mid 20s

and something

[open pasture]

im like old but not old old

[glass shell]

@open pasture gives you a frog

[red wyvern]

26 was the prime of my life tbh

[open pasture]

ik still a disappointment
i dont do anything with my life still lmaoo

[open pasture]

Ew ew ew :((

Frogs are icky...

[open pasture]

how old are you genuinely?

[red wyvern]

Genuinely, I'm 42.

[glass shell]

not with that behavior you won't

[red wyvern]

Must I share the pictures again?

[open pasture]

I am not a fossil.

[glass shell]

he's 700 years old

[errant sand]

Take me with you then

[glass shell]

look at your name

gulps really loud

[open pasture]

i will bitchslap you

[glass shell]

but they're so cool..

im sorrie...

[red wyvern]

Frogs are cool.

[errant sand]

Frogs are hella cool

[glass shell]

for free!!!!

[open pasture]

very softly and gently

[open pasture]

I'm scared of them...

i wouldnt hurt anybody

[errant sand]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-hat-gif-24889203

Look at him

[open pasture]

forgs are awesome

[glass shell]

fucked up world i live in

[open pasture]

guys i love forgs

[glass shell]

fuck my callie life

[red wyvern]

There's a creek that runs near my grandpa's house, I always look for frog friends, but there's only ducks.

[glass shell]

that's fair..

[errant sand]

IT'S NOT

[glass shell]

hands you uhh

a strawberry

[glass shell]

who are you

[errant sand]

Who are YOU?

[glass shell]

im glad you asked...

i forgot..

[open pasture]

who am i

[open pasture]

You handed me the corpse of my family...

[errant sand]

GG

[glass shell]

I KNOW WHO I AMMMM

[errant sand]

I forgor too

[glass shell]

THE MOONLIT LAKE TOLD MEE

THIS. IS. WHOO YOU AREEEE

[open pasture]

my memory is already horrible

[errant sand]

Same man

[glass shell]

ow ...

[errant sand]

My short term memory is at a low point

[jagged skiff]

morning vencord

[glass shell]

sorry i fail a lot

they call me the girl fail

the way i fail

[open pasture]

hi grok

[glass shell]

and im

girl

[open pasture]

Waow

[jagged skiff]

Is this real

[open pasture]

it is real

i am rok

[errant sand]

Grok and rok

[open pasture]

I'm girl, and I succeed... I'm o girl succeed.

[open pasture]

domt we have glok too

[glass shell]

fucked up..

[errant sand]

I know about glok

[glass shell]

we're like yin and yang or something

[jagged skiff]

i cant find glok

[open pasture]

[jagged skiff]

[glass shell]

except my name's not ying and your name's not yang..

[red wyvern]

I'm not going to repost them, have these images.
#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message
#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message
#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[glass shell]

and we're not a psychology concept ..

[open pasture]

ou they changed nickname

[open pasture]

Noway...

[jagged skiff]

norway

[errant sand]

Y'all just might be schizophrenic

[glass shell]

yea...

[red wyvern]

snow balls

[glass shell]

maybe

[blazing spade]

being generous

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-i-will-kill-whisper-i-will-cut-you-gif-20241258

[open pasture]

Ill be damned, well I hope you've been enjoying life thus far (if even possible)

[glass shell]

42 isn't very old

it's only 42

[errant sand]

Exactly

[glass shell]

not even half a century

[errant sand]

You have like

At least 40 years left

[open pasture]

you have 250 years left

[blazing spade]

how many decades are you

[glass shell]

40 years isn't a lot...

[open pasture]

;333

[red wyvern]

forty more years of this life? holy shit I'd like to opt out, thanks 😂

(this is a joke)

[jagged skiff]

get this dinosaur out of my face

[glass shell]

semi colon three three three

[errant sand]

Rawr?

[red wyvern]

My grandpa is 94

[open pasture]

You are the dinosaurs and I am the early humans in terms of age 😭

[red wyvern]

so I have probably more than forty years

[errant sand]

So you gotta push past him

Easy

[glass shell]

94 isn't a long time

[open pasture]

Can I fren...

[errant sand]

It's not even a century

[glass shell]

of course!

[glass shell]

a century isn't long..

[errant sand]

Exactly

[open pasture]

Early humans as in, what, like a couple hundred thousand years ago?

[errant sand]

Like

[open pasture]

Good morning

@red wyvern

[glass shell]

a lot of things happen in it but it's not long

[errant sand]

1925?

That's like yesterday

[red wyvern]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

@red wyvern

[open pasture]

can I annihilate...

[glass shell]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[red wyvern]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

aw.

you hate me

[glass shell]

yea

[open pasture]

was pinging for these two
#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message
#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[glass shell]

i DESPISE you

[red wyvern]

oh lol

[open pasture]

wholesomee

[open pasture]

i lobe you dont wory

[glass shell]

top 10 wholesome vencords

[open pasture]

real

[open pasture]

ty

you are lobed

yippee

frontal lobed

i lobe you too buddy

[glass shell]

im gonna call vencord members vencords like old people call fortnite people fortnites

[open pasture]

:3 frens

[glass shell]

you gotta kill all the fortnites

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/nieve-ella-nieveella-lobe-you-love-you-ily-gif-17126184780321912679

[open pasture]

I've never heard this shit in my life

old people just say "retarded youngsters* here

[glass shell]

like the song Angel from Massive Attack...

[red wyvern]

I've never heard old people talk about fortnite tbh

[open pasture]

i call dutch people dutch

example:
im dutch

[errant sand]

Who tf calls fortnite people fortnites

[red wyvern]

like if I mention fortnite, my family thinks I want to do something in a couple weeks

[open pasture]

fortnites do

[open pasture]

ik ben de meest pot van allemaal :3

[errant sand]

Never heard that

[glass shell]

you gotta kill all the fortnites

[open pasture]

wasting my inexistent dutch knowledge rn

[open pasture]

:33

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/weirddalle/status/1918840501568209401

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FixupX · May 4, 2025, 1:30 AM

[errant sand]

True

[placid cove]

Zero Two jumpscare

[errant sand]

(I was level 200 last season)

[red wyvern]

I'm a fortnite sniper (I shoot children through the window as they play fortnite)

[glass shell]

ADOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAA

[open pasture]

epic

[errant sand]

Mindset

[open pasture]

i wanna cosplay some characters so badly one day

[glass shell]

i wanna cosplay so bad

[red wyvern]

Zero Two at Bangkok. Nice.

[errant sand]

Cosplay peely

[open pasture]

i wanna cosplay korra

[glass shell]

but my parents would look at me weird

[errant sand]

Or the fish

[open pasture]

i love Korra

[open pasture]

who the fuck 😭

[open pasture]

I am the same
(I do so two weeks late.)

[errant sand]

Fucking

Wait

[placid cove]

Hibana :3

[glass shell]

i wanna cosplay Bridget because her outfit is genuinely so cool

[glass shell]

yessss ...

[open pasture]

@open pasture i am comfy rn :3

[glass shell]

im so sad i won't be able to be there when she goes to franceeee

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/korra-legend-of-asami-avatar-gif-21575990

WHY IS KORRA A DYKE

[glass shell]

tickets sold out

[fast imp]

cosplay a gonk droid from stra wares

[open pasture]

WHO MADE HER WOKE

[open pasture]

yippee

[placid cove]

Awnn

[glass shell]

i think you should say more slurs it definitely makes you look cooler

[open pasture]

i will gibe you a hug

because you are a fren

[open pasture]

who the fuck seems dyke as a slur

[red wyvern]

only for cosplay did I wish I could be a girl. Girls get all kinds of interesting costumes, but 90% of guy characters are either "dude in uniform" or "supreme edgelord"

[glass shell]

im gonna slap you in the back of the head

[open pasture]

go ahead.

fail miserably

[placid cove]

I met ado

[open pasture]

hug

[fast imp]

roll for initiative

[open pasture]

huggy

[open pasture]

[glass shell]

ado's clothing brand so cool but so fuckin expensiveee

[open pasture]

i hate waking up this early

istfg

[glass shell]

been an ado fan since Ussewa and i just love to see her get this popular

[open pasture]

[glass shell]

i've never rooted for an artist to grow so much in my life

[open pasture]

adorable

[open pasture]

i havent even slept

[glass shell]

only problem is i wish some fans weren't as parasocial..

she's just a girl dude you'll get over it

[blazing spade]

i luv all of ado's music

[open pasture]

is about to be 8 in the morning

[red wyvern]

lc.dictionary parasocial

[open pasture]

You're gonna find that everywhere, unfortunately

[night blaze]

No definition found.

[glass shell]

i think they should kill you with harpoons

[open pasture]

why 💔

[glass shell]

lc so bad at words

[open pasture]

i need assistance

u's a bitch. never complimenting u again

[glass shell]

drop your phone

[open pasture]

i DESPISE you

[open pasture]

i dont have a case on it

[red wyvern]

go back to sleep tbh

[glass shell]

that was the goal

[glass shell]

idk it's cool

[open pasture]

fair enough. mb then

[open pasture]

it's cool to kill me specifically

oh...

[open pasture]

nooo

[glass shell]

no like

killing people with harpoons

[stark herald]

@open pasture awa

[glass shell]

it's like a cool way to die

[open pasture]

hiiii

it's NOT

[stark herald]

niko oneshot

[glass shell]

well killing you specifically is cool too

[open pasture]

nooooo

[open pasture]

you're jealous

[fast imp]

kill people with a comically oversized hammer

[glass shell]

it's like a limbus company reference

[stark herald]

channel was #🤖-bot-commands sorry I was in the shower

[glass shell]

i don't feel jealousy

[open pasture]

I'm not that much of an autist I ain't getting that reference

[stark herald]

now i put clothes on and go bed

[open pasture]

lol sorry i just didnt see the message there

[glass shell]

the fault lies within you...

[open pasture]

oopsie :3

[glass shell]

HOLD ON TIGHTTTTTT

[open pasture]

@open pasture you are incredibly silly

[open pasture]

reallll

[red wyvern]

vgif hammer @glass shell

[glass shell]

MY COMPASS WAS CURIOSITYYYY

[stark herald]

I already saw pfp so no need

[open pasture]

i love being a silly girl

callie getting hammered yay DIE CALLIE PERISH IMMEDIATELY

[glass shell]

yea

something along those lines

[open pasture]

very cute

[open pasture]

:3 very very silly
we are both silly girls

[glass shell]

don't trust fres

[eager marsh]

haii

[open pasture]

i trust fres

I'm deceiving you bitches I love everyone

there's no hatred inside my heart

[glass shell]

im full of hatred

[red wyvern]

Do you even love... Elon Musk?

[eager marsh]

is starting a mdoded smp server in the big 2025 a good idea

[open pasture]

lol bitch didn't ask fuck off

[clever ore]

No

[open pasture]

i

i suck at being mean

[eager marsh]

its for my friends only tho

[glass shell]

unless it's with a specific group of friends and you have the right infrastructure fuck no

[open pasture]

i should get better at this shit

[open pasture]

true

[eager marsh]

wdym infrastructure

[open pasture]

@glass shell lecture me bitch

[eager marsh]

i have a vps ill use for it

[glass shell]

that works

how much memory though

modded eats a lot of that

[open pasture]

my sleep schedule sucks so fucking much

horrific.

[eager marsh]

i just realized my vps is kinda weak .w.

2 gb ram

[glass shell]

also do you have a good port forwarding method

oh yeah no definitely NOT

[open pasture]

port forwarding...

[glass shell]

no lol

[eager marsh]

wdym

[open pasture]

I'm behind a CGNAT i had to rent a VPS with XMR to use it as a reverse tunnel

[eager marsh]

shouldnt the vps have access to the internet immediately

[glass shell]

so people can join your server

[open pasture]

you surely love when people show u hatred...

[glass shell]

still gotta port forward i think

[eager marsh]

oh oki

[errant sand]

Sleeping from 2am - 6am meta‼️

[eager marsh]

is 4 gb good enoug...

[glass shell]

i don't really mind

[glass shell]

nope

[open pasture]

awesome

[glass shell]

8gb minimum but even that is snappy

[open pasture]

me neither ngl

I don't give words too much power

im going to sleep
07:45am

[eager marsh]

incredibl

okeeehhh

[glass shell]

i recommend like 10gbs to 16 gbs

[open pasture]

giving words too much power is a pussy move

[glass shell]

modded servers are hell

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[eager marsh]

30 gb should be enough storage tho right

[errant sand]

?!?

[red wyvern]

Good night!

[glass shell]

and you gotta do maintenance work

[open pasture]

good morning!

[glass shell]

yeah usually the filesize gets to like

almost a GB after a month and a half

[eager marsh]

ohhhhgod 8 gb ram costs so much..

[open pasture]

ohhhhhh i love losing money.......

[glass shell]

yeah no rather host it on a separate machine

[fast imp]

wam sticks

[glass shell]

VPS are a bad idea for Minecraft servers because they cost so much

[jagged skiff]

very dedotated

[glass shell]

a big VPS is worth it for big projects that require it

but for a Minecraft server straight up no

[eager marsh]

what shuld i use then

[glass shell]

it's just that modded MC takes a lot of memory ESPECIALLY on the server side

[open pasture]

is ur machine good enough to self-host

[glass shell]

if you don't have one, get a spare puter with at least 16 gigs

[eager marsh]

im behind a cgnat and my internet sux

10 mbit down 1 mbit up

[open pasture]

reverse tunneling

oh.

dang it

[glass shell]

self hosting on the machine you play on is a bad idea

[blazing spade]

if ur pc is decent enough u can just host it urself, its rly eays. no1 needs to be wasting money buying a mc server for a few friends. unless ur connection isnt too good or u want it ina specific location

[open pasture]

if you have good specs then not rly

[eager marsh]

i could host on my thinkpad it has 12 gbs of ram lol

[jagged skiff]

honestly if you dont want to self host
exaroton is a pretty good option

[glass shell]

yes really

[jagged skiff]

its not too expensive

[eager marsh]

my internet is just the bottleneck

[glass shell]

because the server takes up a lot of memory

and Minecraft takes up some memory

[open pasture]

Callie, what time is it for you...

[glass shell]

like 7:49 am

[eager marsh]

in some cases my mobile data is better than my home internet ..

[open pasture]

What the freak, 6hrs ahead.

[open pasture]

if you have good specs

[glass shell]

so the server basically isn't running at its full capacity

[glass shell]

fucked up

[open pasture]

if u don't have enough RAM for both then you surely don't

[open pasture]

where tf u at

You're so far ahead...

murica?

[hybrid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-rolling-cuddle-cuddle-roll-gif-26410302

[glass shell]

even then the server could run even better on a dedicated machine

[open pasture]

Florida...

[open pasture]

my condolences

[glass shell]

yea i live in france,,

[open pasture]

:((

Save me..

[eager marsh]

so basically i could self host but my friends will have a lot of ping

[open pasture]

ye come to brazil

https://tenor.com/view/nene-project-sekai-brazilian-pride-picmix-gif-25790609

[open pasture]

Oh em gee French...

[open pasture]

No thanks...

[errant sand]

You're basically neighbours with the orange man

[glass shell]

ping's purely dependent on connection

[open pasture]

:(

[open pasture]

With the what..

[eager marsh]

oh so i can just connect my laptop to my router wit ethernet

[open pasture]

brazil is so good y'all be hating for nothing

[glass shell]

yea sadly ..

hon hon hon and whatnot

[glass shell]

yeah

[errant sand]

The orange in charge of the country

[open pasture]

Brazil scary...

[eager marsh]

okeh

[open pasture]

So confused...

[open pasture]

brazil is mostly underdeveloped

[glass shell]

still gotta port forward though

[open pasture]

just go to a developed region

and you'll be more than fine

it's very safe there

[eager marsh]

unfortunately i dont have a second long ethernet cable

[errant sand]

Trump.........

[eager marsh]

whats the best choice for that

[open pasture]

Oh.

That guy.

[errant sand]

Yeah.

[open pasture]

for example, Blumenau in Southern Brazil

[glass shell]

depends on a shit ton of factors so i can't really help with that

[open pasture]

that shit is just bootleg Germany tho but it's a fire city

I would visit it.

[eager marsh]

am behind my isps cgnat so i share my public ip with other people

i mean i could buy a static ip idek

[glass shell]

nop

[errant sand]

How can bootleg germany be in Brazil

[bold adder]

dead

[glass shell]

because your port is what matters mainly

[open pasture]

i will show you two cities.

hold on

[errant sand]

Holding on

[open pasture]

lc.i Gramado Canela Brazil

[night blaze]

2025 Gramado and Canela City Full-Day Tour - with Reviews

Google Images • labsCore • Page 2/18

[red wyvern]

Two cities, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene.

[glass shell]

doing your own research on this won't take too long honestly

[eager marsh]

yea but i never port forwarded properly ever

no matter what i tried

i just need to get a static ip i think thats the only solution

[open pasture]

bootleg germany. see

lc.i Blumenau Brazil

[night blaze]

Blumenau, Brazil: All You Must Know Before You Go (2025) - Tripadvisor

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/8

[glass shell]

good luck with that

[errant sand]

Oh my god.

Isee it........

[glass shell]

minecraft servers are a headache when modded

[eager marsh]

i can just call up my isp for that i think

[open pasture]

Southern Brazil had a lot of German immigrants

that's why

[glass shell]

why is the clock so small that's fucked up

also Termina looking town

[red wyvern]

Because a lot of German leadership retired to Brazil at the end of WW2 and they brought their culture with them.

[blazing spade]

minecradfd

[open pasture]

they hate people with myopia i think

[glass shell]

mii topia

[eager marsh]

i could cheap out and get an ipv6 address mlem

[errant sand]

Its just Germany 2.0......

[open pasture]

cute thoughts on my head rn.

I'm awesome

[glass shell]

they're supposed to be in there not out

[open pasture]

time to listen to more kikuo

[glass shell]

how does that work

[open pasture]

Mlems at you...

[glass shell]

kikuo or kikuohana

[open pasture]

letting my exquisite thoughts leak.

[open pasture]

Kikuo.

[glass shell]

explodes in sparkles

[open pasture]

both r good tho

[glass shell]

kikuo is good but it gets me fucked up sometimes

[open pasture]

Waow!

my bio is just

[worthy zinc]

Everytime I click this channel.

[glass shell]

something that will change in 3 minutes and make this message irrelevant

[open pasture]

a verse of hizashi wa tsukano ma

Mine is me...

[open pasture]

depending on the circumstances, yeah

[glass shell]

my bio is uh

bio!

[open pasture]

if i feel need to change my username again i might as well just delete my accounts everywhere and only keep in touch with my besties

sanest decision i guess

[tropic ruin]

yo

[bold adder]

theres a lot of shit i wanna post

but i promised

[open pasture]

then post.

[tropic ruin]

ok

[bold adder]

no

even if its a meme

[open pasture]

what a pussy

[bold adder]

[tropic ruin]

yesn't

[errant sand]

The anual Trump jumpscare

[open pasture]

motherfuckers be sending Hard R memes in my DMs

bitch do i look like pewdiepie to you

[errant sand]

LMAOOOOOO

Are you on a bridge?

[open pasture]

in this case I'm the person he's calling the hard R

[errant sand]

But

Wasnt that person on the bridge too

[open pasture]

Yeah duh

What a fucking asshole!

[errant sand]

The neutral ending!

[worthy zinc]

It Can Be a 3 Month Gap But It's Always Politics.

But yeah 100% a jumpscare

[open pasture]

they call me the 157 de xoxota @hollow surge

[glass shell]

guh

[hollow surge]

i dreamt that you were actually my brother and he was secretly a closeted trans person
and then we met at a laufey concert for some reason

[open pasture]

LMAO

[hollow surge]

goosnight im going back to sleep

[glass shell]

i dreamt that i was a ghost and i went to my oomf's place

[noble quest]

guhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yes it's running

[open pasture]

I once dreamt that I met my bestie and he brought along some PCC members then they started fighting for territory against CV members @hollow surge

rest well.

[open pasture]

ur such a creep

😰

[glass shell]

why..

am i not allowed to be a ghost

[open pasture]

idk

are you?

you tell me

[glass shell]

what are you talking about

[open pasture]

blehhhhh

[glass shell]

i don't know you

[open pasture]

oh the lobotomy worked

[glass shell]

who are you

[steep vigil]

[open pasture]

irrelevant. you're staying here until i find some organ buyers

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/ramlethal-guilty-gear-gif-25541156

[open pasture]

cool ass character design

i should give this game a try at some point

[glass shell]

her cape's alive by the way

[open pasture]

epic

[jagged skiff]

burger girl

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/ramelethal-guilty-gear-intro-ramlethal-valentine-cape-gif-24200032

[red wyvern]

it looks like she's technically in its mouth?

[glass shell]

guilty gear Xrd is so cool

i wish the netcode didn't suck

[open pasture]

oh. one more character i might be able to cosplay one day

Bonjour

cool shit

[glass shell]

Strive is better in that regard

[bold adder]

these were my utensils after eating this hard ass well done steak ribs

WHY IS IT ALWAYS WELL DONE

[open pasture]

what guilty gear game i should start with

[glass shell]

get actual silverware

[open pasture]

Why were you eating a well done steak

[bold adder]

i have 1 dollar

[glass shell]

strive's pretty good for beginners

[jagged skiff]

xrd probably idk thats what i played for 20 ish hours because my friends convinced me to buy it

[glass shell]

but in terms of story then guilty gear

[open pasture]

[jagged skiff]

honestly

just play smash

[open pasture]

my broke ass aint buying a switch

i used to emulate switch at school tho

[jagged skiff]

oh ryujinx

[open pasture]

i brought 4 controllers

[glass shell]

smash isn't really like

[open pasture]

and played with my friends

it was fun

[glass shell]

other fighting games

[jagged skiff]

yeah i know

[steep vigil]

@glass shell so wheres the head

[glass shell]

idk

[open pasture]

FUCK my first year of high school was honestly good

[jagged skiff]

blah blah blah smash fucking sucks for competitive play blah blah

[open pasture]

this is my last year and it fucking sucks

[steep vigil]

[glass shell]

it's not only that it's just

more adapted to party gaming

rather than actual fighting game stuff

[open pasture]

thank you chuu.

[jagged skiff]

maybe im biased cuz

[glass shell]

you don't see me doing a DP in smash

[jagged skiff]

i have like 700 hours on brawl

on my wii

i played it a shit ton

[glass shell]

don't get me wrong it's a good game

but it's not a fighting game like strive is

[errant sand]

I cant watch....... I'm in class..........

[open pasture]

aw.

holy shit

i am so fucking rich

[errant sand]

GAMBA

[jagged skiff]

asbr is pretty good tho

[errant sand]

CASE

CS

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[jagged skiff]

sunk 50 something hours into it

[glass shell]

robux

[open pasture]

hm....

might save a tad for this

[errant sand]

CS CASE

DOUBLE YOUR MONEY

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[open pasture]

bitch all my money is in fucking BTC i ain't ever gambling

[jagged skiff]

why buy all of guilty gear when you can buy deep rock galactic

[errant sand]

But

[jagged skiff]

or risk of rain 2

[errant sand]

You can double

Triple

Quadruple your money

[jagged skiff]

drg is on sale rn actually

[open pasture]

my pc isn't capable enough.

[glass shell]

do you just hate guilty gear

[errant sand]

You just need an

AK case hardned 661 in fn and with stat trak