🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[strange dragon]

Okay, and then you didn't eat them back?

[bold adder]

sometimes i click the doro derver on accident cause they look so similar

[strange dragon]

How are the deer going to learn if you don't eat them?

[weak vale]

no 😭

[red wyvern]

Yeah ngl

[weak vale]

i like them, besides eating our food

[strange dragon]

Arrow tbh

I have a longbow

[jaunty trellis]

deer meat so good

[strange dragon]

I don't eat venison anymore

Deer wasting disease can hop to humans

[weak vale]

the ones here are so calm around humans they really dgaf

[strange dragon]

Prions

[red wyvern]

If a deer comes into my garden to eat my crops, I'm going to hide out there beneath a ghillie suit with a knife

Slash its throat and then eat it

[weak vale]

yall evil 😭

[red wyvern]

Venison is delicious

[strange dragon]

Get one of those race firecracker toy guns and scare them

[jaunty trellis]

btw if you've never tried out reindeer stew you're missing out on peak

[weak vale]

it is tasty yea

[jaunty trellis]

skill issue

[red wyvern]

Regular deer with no reins

[strange dragon]

Meat is meat. The chef needs to know how to prep it.

[jaunty trellis]

true

[red wyvern]

One thing you should never do is beat your meat

[strange dragon]

You can make anything taste like anything

[strange dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/beat-meat-pounding-gif-26867555

[blazing spade]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-anime-girl-my-deer-friend-nokotan-nokotan-gif-12769454977637694232

[red wyvern]

Also I disagree with "meat is meat", even using pork instead of beef with hamburger helper is a different taste

https://tenor.com/view/deer-anime-girl-my-deer-friend-nokotan-nokotan-gif-12769454977637694232

[strange dragon]

Hamburger helper 💀

[weak vale]

shikanokonokonokokoshitantan

[red wyvern]

And that's not even taking fish into account

[strange dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-deer-wrestle-wrestling-anime-gif-17501517

[weak vale]

i hope in 100-200 years all meat is labgrown so we dont need to kill animals

[strange dragon]

Star trek mentality

[weak vale]

just ask them nicely to stop fucking

[strange dragon]

Bro... What do you think happened before the industrial revolution

[red wyvern]

In 100-200 years, we'll have vat meat of our favorite celebrities. Imagine eating a cut of rare Kanye.

[strange dragon]

Overpopulation of animals cannot happen

It's literally impossible

Natural selection pressures exist

This is basic info

[outer radish]

I'd rather not get infected with whatever kanye has

[red wyvern]

Just don't eat the cloned brain

[strange dragon]

You can get prions from muscles too

Prions are scary

[red wyvern]

Not in 100-200 years. It will be safe.

[weak vale]

yop

[strange dragon]

There's no cure. All you can do is painfully wait for your DNA to unravel over several months

Your brain goes first

Trump steaks

[weak vale]

i fucking forgot about trump steaks

[red wyvern]

Already a failed business

Lol

[mortal hamlet]

hi guys sorry to interrupt any alternatives to pyoncord?

[outer radish]

not saying lab growing meat isn't a bad idea, but won't numbers actually go down if we no longer have a use for animals bred for meat

[strange dragon]

Just keep using it

[weak vale]

i mean they would die of old age instead of being killed

[mortal hamlet]

regardless of its end of support?

[strange dragon]

We are destroying the environment with pastures to keep up with meat production

[red wyvern]

Yeah, but it's basically "make your own"
Possible but probably impractical

[mortal hamlet]

fair enough

[outer radish]

example of a what I asked for

[outer radish]

this however

[strange dragon]

If we stop farming our selectively bred cows, nothing bad will happen. They're not a natural animal anymore. Nature will get to heal.

Cows are basically pets

[blazing spade]

can animals be ace

[weak vale]

i think so

[strange dragon]

ACE?

[blazing spade]

yeah ACE

[outer radish]

asexual

[weak vale]

if they want

[strange dragon]

I mean, most girrafes are gay

If an animal becomes ace, their bloodline dies out.

The purpose of life is to reproduce

[weak vale]

the purpose of life is to make friends and have fun

[outer radish]

yeah that ends with humans, animals can go ahead and do the circle of life

[weak vale]

lol who troll reacted

[strange dragon]

It isn't though

Not for them

[weak vale]

they arent making money on it tho

[outer radish]

I'd give it a few more years until it loses popularity

[mortal hamlet]

naturally when the bubble either bursts or when hell freezes over

[strange dragon]

Generative ai is perfect for sorting things into groups
Like marketing data

[outer radish]

make ai do the things we don't want to

[mortal hamlet]

are we not talking about chatbots like chatgpt

[strange dragon]

They can literally predict your thoughts for next week and tailor your ads to make you think a certain way

[mortal hamlet]

like llms to be precise

[outer radish]

oh yeah, data sets can make models biased

[weak vale]

shyt like chatgpt is not profitable

[blazing spade]

yeah but chatbots can be my gf

hang on a second

[weak vale]

i hate it vro

[strange dragon]

Chatgpt is a frontend for collecting personal information just like YouTube is

[outer radish]

chatbots absolutely make money

humans are sick in the heads

[blazing spade]

i couldnt even if i wanted to

[strange dragon]

Our brain capacity is likely a defect caused by a virus

[outer radish]

a defect caused by a virus, likely?

[strange dragon]

https://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(17)31504-0

I mean, we are technically part of nature

[outer radish]

so a defect at birth causing our intelligence based on external stimuli?

[spark crescent]

i like nature

[outer radish]

i think darwin has a word for this

[spark crescent]

shoutout to mother nature

[strange dragon]

Have you guys read the gunnerkrigg court webcomic

https://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=1

The art gets better very quickly

Coyote ❤️

[weak vale]

i still need to finish homestuck

[weak vale]

wow its still going since 2005 thats crasy

whats that one ancient webcomic

jerktown or smth

[bold adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGFy5UAiC3g

[hollow surge]

what the fuck

[weak vale]

jerkcity, since 1998

[lapis lava]

Checkmate, liberal

[tropic niche]

real life snat

[weak vale]

idk if i trust it

[weak vale]

snail loaf

[tropic niche]

android is such a mess these days i'm convinced the permissions are just a window dressing for any app developer who doesn't have the money to pay google to bypass them

[strange dragon]

Unsounded exists and is ending soon

Diggercomic is finished

[weak vale]

how old is it?

[strange dragon]

Tumblr

[tropic niche]

pure blind cynicism

[strange dragon]

2010

https://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch01/ch01_01.html

It's magical

[weak vale]

i like the art

[bold adder]

how do snats make their shells

[weak vale]

crasy how much work webcomic artists like this do and you can just read it for free

passion projects i guess

[weak vale]

they dont make them they steal them

[frail belfry]

Haloo! :D

[weak vale]

yea vro

hi

[frail belfry]

Hru?

[weak vale]

alr hbu

[frail belfry]

Good too! ^^

[weak vale]

[open pasture]

STAY OUT OF MY WALLS

[weak vale]

[weak vale]

im hiding in yr wifi

[bold adder]

look at this fat fuck https://fixupx.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1918373763248165362

Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE)

Blows my mind how Bluefin Tunas don't even disturb the surface of the water

**💬 380 🔁 4.7K ❤️ 115.7K 👁️ 6.99M **

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FixupX · May 2, 2025, 6:35 PM

[weak vale]

me when i see a tasty snack

[strange dragon]

Just a FYI, some of the panels are uncomfortable and gory

But that's part of the story

[weak vale]

ok thanks for the heads up. is the story good?

[strange dragon]

All 3 of the ones I have recommended will change your view on existence

https://diggercomic.com/blog/2007/02/01/wombat1-gnorf/

[weak vale]

lol awesome

[strange dragon]

Here's diggercomic
It got a hugo

[weak vale]

ill check em out

[mint mantle]

Yo

[red wyvern]

By snarting

[strange dragon]

Omg they even solved depression

[bold adder]

why the long face

\

[vapid pivot]

Richard Watterson Pizza

[bold adder]

asbestos

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[open pasture]

hi

[glass shell]

hi profile changer

[open pasture]

are profiles fully loading for y'all

eh.

[glass shell]

yes

you changed your profile too much

you're overworking the little profile men so they're revolting against you

[open pasture]

k they load on mobile but not on web. weird

[open pasture]

i promise

i promise this won't be the last time

[glass shell]

okay

[misty robin]

dms

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-treyreloaded-gif-9828766681290374907

[open pasture]

hop on

[glass shell]

thoughts on this?

[open pasture]

no thoughts. my head is empty

[glass shell]

who are you

i have never seen you before

but we have a lot of mutual servers

[main wyvern]

dms

[glass shell]

what the fuck

[glass shell]

what

talk to me oomf

[misty robin]

old nickname was gulp

[glass shell]

ohhhh

[open pasture]

fixed by changing mullvad server

🙏

[glass shell]

okay

[devout basin]

can someone let me borrow some money for me to gamble?

[glass shell]

no

[open pasture]

Any one ever see duge where my car movie,?

[glass shell]

get a job

[devout basin]

if i win ill pay i swear

[open pasture]

U sound like a noobb

[glass shell]

free money hack: job application

[glass shell]

who are you

[devout basin]

[open pasture]

it's free if you don't value your time and sanity

Always put all money on black and walk out

[devout basin]

j word

[glass shell]

it's just a 9 to 5 you'll live

[devout basin]

so true

[open pasture]

i'll be prob be exploited af on my first job ngl

[glass shell]

yes you will

but this guy won't be

[open pasture]

Real talk did you ever sde tge movie Dude where s my car?

i wouldn't be so sure

[glass shell]

who are you

[devout basin]

he is a human

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/nerpa-baikal-seal-confused-looking-around-gif-26431849

[open pasture]

304 86 6621

[glass shell]

what

[devout basin]

he is 561466016627032064

[glass shell]

what

[open pasture]

you heard him.

[devout basin]

yep he is 561466016627032064

[glass shell]

huh?

[open pasture]

True This is also verified on doxbin

[glass shell]

what?

[open pasture]

What

[glass shell]

huh?

[open pasture]

HuH

[devout basin]

put number between @< >

[open pasture]

Dont

[glass shell]

whuh?

[devout basin]

like this @< 561466016627032064 >

[glass shell]

what?

[devout basin]

yep you right it the fuel to make chaos

good job student

[glass shell]

what?

[devout basin]

yep kt also what

[glass shell]

who are you

[open pasture]

Whowho

existing is so neat

i love existing 🥰

[glass shell]

i hate the golden ratio

[open pasture]

i'll be young forever i think

[devout basin]

im your dad i just brought us milk

[glass shell]

looking into the mirror while you're drunk and seeing the Fibonacci sequence everywhere is fucking horrid

[glass shell]

what?

[open pasture]

oh

[devout basin]

jojo reference mentioned

[open pasture]

now i wanna drink.

[glass shell]

huh?

[open pasture]

that seems trippy as fuck

[devout basin]

huh?

[glass shell]

you wouldn't know drinking if it was right infront of you

[open pasture]

u sure?

[glass shell]

you need to be a big nerd and to constantly study something that includes the Fibonacci sequence

[open pasture]

:3

[devout basin]

@open pasture you rich right? can you spare me some money?🤑

[glass shell]

personally for me it was from nerding out about Lateralus by TOOL

[glass shell]

she lives in a literal fucking hood

[devout basin]

she told me she rich

[open pasture]

liar. pants on fire

[glass shell]

she wishes

[weak vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348903654001868844/1363434587765870652/InShot_20250420_032636041.gif

[glass shell]

you can't send that here

[open pasture]

am i getting poorshamed rn...

[glass shell]

do you want to?

[devout basin]

send me the game

[open pasture]

i'm not into that thanks

[devout basin]

get a job

[glass shell]

you wish that was what i meant damn

[open pasture]

i'm too cute to get exploited

[devout basin]

Clueless

[open pasture]

too cute to work 12 hours a day

[devout basin]

you aint cute i bet that you a discord mod outside the screen

[open pasture]

Guh

[open pasture]

oh but i am

i look exquisite rn ngl

[devout basin]

ok someone burn my eye

i hate the fact that i can read rm

🔫

[glass shell]

ive seen her she really ain't

[glass shell]

can you grow up please

[devout basin]

send pic for proof

[glass shell]

ain't my say nor your business

[devout basin]

no?

[glass shell]

what

[devout basin]

[open pasture]

[glass shell]

huh?

[devout basin]

CatKiss

[glass shell]

what?

[open pasture]

sexual harassment

kill.

[glass shell]

im used to it

[devout basin]

CatKiss

[open pasture]

me too 💔

[devout basin]

WOAH

NAH

[glass shell]

huh?

[devout basin]

NAH

IM OUTTA HERE

[glass shell]

ok bye

[devout basin]

war

[open pasture]

it took you too long.

[devout basin]

then imma stay

BBCookie

[glass shell]

ok

[open pasture]

ok

[glass shell]

nino come back

nino

[lapis lava]

hi

[glass shell]

hi

[open pasture]

ninas in québec come back

what's goooooooddddd

[winter needle]

cute girls shouldn't be forced to work

[lapis lava]

@winter needle you die today what do you do

[glass shell]

chalice de tabernacle là

[open pasture]

real shit.

[winter needle]

be happy

[glass shell]

what if i like working

cleaning is pretty cool

[devout basin]

fact

[winter needle]

but are you working to survive

[open pasture]

my first job will probably demand 12 hours of my day for minimum monthly wage

gotta love this shit

[glass shell]

no im rich

i won at birth

[lapis lava]

frushii

[winter needle]

oh right

[glass shell]

well my parents are

i got like

5 bucks

[devout basin]

BBCookie

[winter needle]

😭

[lapis lava]

generational wealth

[glass shell]

gonna be studying till im 23

[open pasture]

everyone in my family is broke

[glass shell]

fuck my life

[open pasture]

the only ones who got rich are now dead for obvious reasons

[delicate bronze]

When am I getting my react perms bro

[lapis lava]

they be spending most their lives in the gangsta's paradise

[hybrid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-rolling-cuddle-cuddle-roll-gif-26410302

[glass shell]

generational talent so good

[open pasture]

YOP

[glass shell]

do you know any song that a 12 year old doesn't listen to

[winter needle]

guns.lol user spotted

[glass shell]

like many here

[bold adder]

⠀

[glass shell]

i wish we could just

[lapis lava]

vmute 1d repeatedly told to shut up about reaction permissions and still not doing so

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted yunii.03 (@delicate bronze) for 1 day

[glass shell]

kill guns.lol

[bold adder]

[lapis lava]

look at my recent adds

https://music.nin0.dev

[winter needle]

don't actually
it's a nice indicator of a person's behavior

[open pasture]

autistic women always have the most exquisite music taste

[winter needle]

much like the DEV clan tag

[open pasture]

istg

[lapis lava]

my music taste is objectively the best

why? i said so

[open pasture]

autistic men as well as long they aren't drake nor nettsp3nd fans

[glass shell]

this reeks of extrovert

just looking at it

makes me feel social anxiety

[lapis lava]

i can hardly initiate a conversation

[glass shell]

why do you listen to bar playlist then

[open pasture]

i'm an introvert for brazilian standards

[glass shell]

you got that shit engraved in your brain

[lapis lava]

this is not a bar playlist...

[open pasture]

but not an introvert for european standards, i guess

[lapis lava]

someone called it mall music

[glass shell]

that too

[lapis lava]

no mall bumping MJ in the big 2025...

[glass shell]

ok no i don't judge music tastes

[open pasture]

my irl dm'd me on discord at 2am yesterday

[glass shell]

i don't judge

[open pasture]

shitting on the place we live

[glass shell]

music is cool it is my life and my future

[open pasture]

lmfao

[glass shell]

i shall not shit on it

my irl dm'd me yesterday saying she wanted me

[lapis lava]

@stark herald Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

[open pasture]

malls play music there??????

[open pasture]

adorable.

[lapis lava]

yeah?? every shop does

[glass shell]

no

[lapis lava]

usually it's annoying pop slop

[open pasture]

not adorable.

[glass shell]

she's my friend

i don't want no nothing

[lapis lava]

my dad's workplace (not a shop) plays pop slop all day

[hybrid sluice]

we need mall music playigm abriction

[glass shell]

she does it as a joke but like

she does it all the time

[glass shell]

PLEAAAAAAAASE

[glass shell]

i'd shoot myself on the spot

[lapis lava]

we were at Walmart ariana grande started playing and i was like "this is overplayed why don't you complain about it like the other songs" he said "its overplayed but its good" 😭

[open pasture]

@wary reef i love you wanna be my roblox girlfriend

HE'S SLEEPING AGAIN

[glass shell]

you're so white </3

[lapis lava]

mall playing taylor swift discography start to finish in shuffle on repeat and we trap @open pasture in it

[wary reef]

im not.

[open pasture]

👎

[open pasture]

yippee

[lapis lava]

didn't ask

[wary reef]

yes please

[glass shell]

good plan

[open pasture]

🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰

[glass shell]

erm

[open pasture]

bro

[glass shell]

glurp

[open pasture]

i ain't listening

[hybrid sluice]

👎

[open pasture]

to taylor swift..

[wary reef]

‼️

[open pasture]

little showoff @wary reef

[lapis lava]

@open pasture my same dad played Ye's entire discography 5 times a few hours ago

Ye, not Kanye West

[open pasture]

NAH

[glass shell]

kill your dad

kill your father

[lapis lava]

this on repeat was hell

[open pasture]

@lapis lava a girl wanted me to get into some music artist I like

[lapis lava]

Cousins is terrible

[open pasture]

i liked it

so

the problem is

[blazing spade]

Ok srsly who likes cousins

[glass shell]

CIVILISATION

[open pasture]

she's the top listener in the world on last.fm

i ain't surpassing this bitch

[lapis lava]

is it some niche artist

[open pasture]

👍 very good one

[glass shell]

2 listeners on last fm

[lapis lava]

i think global top listeners are either listening to small artists or are faking their scrobbles

[glass shell]

of course she's the top listener

[open pasture]

nah she ain't faking

she has like 10k scrobbles on him i think

[lapis lava]

this why or

[open pasture]

altho u have more than that

[wary reef]

vai se fuder

[glass shell]

just drop the name bro

[open pasture]

nope

[lapis lava]

icltspmo

[open pasture]

but there's a similar artist

very good

listen to Sayako

[glass shell]

stop gatekeeping it's vencord

[open pasture]

sayako is so fucking good

[glass shell]

no one's gonna storm their page

[open pasture]

that's not the point

[blazing spade]

Storming the page

[glass shell]

storming it rn

[glass shell]

whatevs

[open pasture]

just

look at my RPC

it's the same artist

[lapis lava]

.fmfm @open pasture

[open pasture]

FMFM

[lapis lava]

.fm is a prefix

[glass shell]

FM DOOM

my friend beats me every time i don't type it with full capitals

[open pasture]

feeling silly rn.

[edgy stump]

Cousins 🥀 💔

[open pasture]

same here

[blazing spade]

mf doom

[glass shell]

kill your self </3

[lapis lava]

@glass shell has 10000 Jul scrobbles

iykyk...

[glass shell]

what the fuck is a scrobble

[edgy stump]

guys would you rather have infinite games but no bacon or infinite bacon but no bacon

[glass shell]

im scrobbling it

[lapis lava]

a track listen

[glass shell]

ough im scrobbling it so good

[glass shell]

oh

you wish

[blazing spade]

cant you cure world hunger

[glass shell]

you're a genuine swiftie you're not allowed to make shit up about me

[blazing spade]

If yea then infinite games

[lapis lava]

for the non french speaking Jul is the equivalent of Taylor Swift in france but with pathetic lyricism and production

[edgy stump]

I'll get executed on the spot if I do so

anyway tally hall

[glass shell]

ok no you're being mean to taylor swift here

[blazing spade]

Tally hoe

[wary reef]

pq vc ta citando o dan aq

[edgy stump]

hally toe

[open pasture]

DANIEL FILHO DA PUTA

[glass shell]

fair fair

[lapis lava]

true

[wary reef]

why are you showing my bf

[blazing spade]

Toe holly

[open pasture]

because i'm a real one

[edgy stump]

joe holly

[open pasture]

no. you're my roblox gf. shut up

[wary reef]

ok

[glass shell]

he's nowhere close to her and that's from someone who hates pop with a burning desire

[lapis lava]

not taylor but more Playboi Carti

[glass shell]

mocktails mixers ice

[lapis lava]

or Drake

[glass shell]

im lit you can't d

[open pasture]

Alcest is gonna make me learn more French than I need

Vendor....

Alcest is so fucking good

[glass shell]

here comes my mute

28d

[wary reef]

fake

[blazing spade]

28 decibels

[glass shell]

Mei....

[edgy stump]

tally hall was so ahead of their time

[open pasture]

it is stfu

[open pasture]

Callie...

[glass shell]

said every white boy

[lapis lava]

my dad to the first seconds of P0P OUT by carti: "what is this garbage is this truck noises"

[edgy stump]

if they were just a decade later they would absolutely blow up

[glass shell]

like the rock

[open pasture]

tally hall was so ahead of their time

[wary reef]

ok mommy

[open pasture]

No sorry, I eat rocks.

[open pasture]

perish

[edgy stump]

I'm not white...

[open pasture]

immediately

[glass shell]

Oh.....

[open pasture]

Would you like to play in the sand and eat rocks with me...

[glass shell]

need i repeat myself

[wary reef]

okay mommy >///<

[open pasture]

die rn.

[edgy stump]

and their influence would like be greater than taylor swift

[glass shell]

can you guys stop fucking in off topic

[edgy stump]

I mean anything is better than taylor

[wary reef]

desktop environment

[glass shell]

yes...

[open pasture]

i thought you were stupid

but not that stupid

[blazing spade]

jerk off topic

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

Waow!

[glass shell]

that's good but i hate you

[edgy stump]

I should be paid gazillions

[open pasture]

@wary reef when labyrinth

[blazing spade]

As you should

[edgy stump]

I am constantly on 'bananas'

[wary reef]

to te esperando

[glass shell]

Waowzers!!

[open pasture]

👍 👍 brevemente

wait until i finish my shit then we start work on it

i promise it won't take me twelve years.

[open pasture]

What now... I didn't think this far ahead.

[wary reef]

it will take eleven

[glass shell]

I didn't think...

[wheat wigeon]

i didnt

[open pasture]

k

[strange dragon]

Who is Taylor Swift, do they sew really fast?

Can I get them to fix a pocket on my jacket

[open pasture]

So real! Go on oomf!

[glass shell]

you're so fucking funny you should start a comedy show

[glass shell]

i will go stare at my bed now

[open pasture]

Go to bed...

[blazing spade]

i dont like horses

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-frontline-girls-frontline-2-gfl-spas-12-sabrina-gif-10501983313716250788

[open pasture]

@lapis lava

Criminal threats include death threats, [redacted] threats, or threats of violence made online. These are a crime under Article 147 of the Penal Code

no more "kys".

💔 💔 💔 💔 💔

[wary reef]

💔

[edgy stump]

greetings horse of utmost wisdom and knowledge

what is the cube root of 5

[open pasture]

I don't wanna get fat :(

[glass shell]

i do

[open pasture]

Why...

[glass shell]

im like all bones

[open pasture]

Yeah... eat that burger....

I will stay at the girltwink option.

[glass shell]

i don't wanna be all bones...

[open pasture]

I need to lose more weight but ARFID makes it so fucking hard

[glass shell]

I am at the girltwink option it sucks..

i got no nothing

[open pasture]

How...

[glass shell]

im shaped like a stick

[lapis lava]

Every 🔁 day 🗓️ I'm 🧑‍🦲 shuffling 🔀

[winter needle]

does that accelerate it though..

[open pasture]

Work out a little.

[open pasture]

No.

Get some muscles.

[glass shell]

if someone kicks me i will fly accross the globe

[open pasture]

I can't eat most healthy food

that's why it's harder to me

[glass shell]

i don't wanna get arm muscles...

[winter needle]

ohh

[shrewd imp]

ARFID stands for Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

what's that

[open pasture]

Then don't. You can workout other places of your body.

[cursive nest]

[open pasture]

And boom.

Although I'm not on an unhealthy weight range for like

6 months now.

[glass shell]

but the bed so comfy...

[open pasture]

but it still could get better

[open pasture]

You'll stay at girltwink option.

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/artificial-intelligence-grok-artificial-intelligence-grok-logo-grok-black-hole-x-gif-16615760296368414248

[open pasture]

i can do it 🙏

[glass shell]

no....

[open pasture]

Yes...

[open pasture]

I don't know what that is, but yes!!

[glass shell]

fuck my callie life...

[open pasture]

ty pal

[edgy stump]

I'm getting crucified tomorrow

[open pasture]

You can also do it!!

[edgy stump]

bring extra napalm to my execution please :3

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/gomen-oomf-chan-addyharajuku-wolf-gif-6720965911849460339

[open pasture]

why are computer scientists either the most queer nerds or the most fascist motherfuckers

exceptions aren't common...

sometimes they even overlap

[glass shell]

im computer scientist hello

[spark crescent]

ieneed a girls name

[open pasture]

you fall within "most queer nerd"

obviously

[open pasture]

what language

[lapis lava]

hi me

[open pasture]

you don't exist.

[open pasture]

Hello, I'm into CS and CYSEC, and I like women

[spark crescent]

i don't know

British??

[open pasture]

same

[lapis lava]

@open pasture its pixel jumble time

[open pasture]

Copy cat..

[glass shell]

3-4, Methylenedioxymetamphetamine

[open pasture]

Amylia is pretty

Lydia (because it looks similar to my name ofc it's pretty)

[spark crescent]

im calling her Mel thx bye

[open pasture]

that works too

[glass shell]

basic

[open pasture]

i went

[main wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/starrydrms-murasstar-cat-looking-at-toy-cat-cat-distracted-gif-27066162

[spark crescent]

b

[open pasture]

with a middle name

[glass shell]

bye

[open pasture]

Me.

that was last popular like

6 decades ago

[glass shell]

i went with the name of a muse because i think muses are cool

[open pasture]

based.

[glass shell]

i'll never be as cool as a muse

[glass shell]

mainly because im a human

[red wyvern]

what was "so no head?" the muse of?

[glass shell]

and i can't turn people into birds...

[open pasture]

You're fries? 🍟

[open pasture]

you can change that.

[glass shell]

your whole ass mother

[red wyvern]

vban fres

[glass shell]

sorry

[open pasture]

i'm becoming God soon.

[glass shell]

i got evil

[red wyvern]

It's okay, I don't have an ass mother.

I came out of my mother the normal way.

[glass shell]

that's what they say before a school shooting usually

[open pasture]

Oh.

[glass shell]

sorry

[open pasture]

do school shootings work that way in France

[glass shell]

guns don't exist in france

[red wyvern]

they have school stabbings in france

[open pasture]

here they just wear swastikas, no religious mentions whatsoever

[glass shell]

yeah

or school beheadings

[open pasture]

u don't need to be sorry idgaf about words

[glass shell]

like actually they beheaded a history teacher

[glass shell]

sorry

[open pasture]

that's so french.

Did someone say French.

[red wyvern]

french toast

[glass shell]

yeah im french...

sorry about that

[spark crescent]

bu

[red wyvern]

weird body

[open pasture]

j'aime les femmes intellos

[glass shell]

how long did it take you to type 3 letters

[open pasture]

smth like that

i dont fucking speak french yet

[red wyvern]

why not?

[glass shell]

j'aime les femmes

[open pasture]

i barely have any time to study languages

[open pasture]

Waow. I feel betrayed...

[drifting carbon]

what does achete mean in french

[open pasture]

i gotta learn french, german, and finnish

:P

[glass shell]

me too...

[red wyvern]

lc.tr achete

[open pasture]

Ah tu parle français? Because I don't.

[night blaze]

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[glass shell]

every day i wake up and i remember im french

[open pasture]

non, je ne parle pas français

[drifting carbon]

oh

[open pasture]

What did I do.

[red wyvern]

lc.gem how to stop being french

[open pasture]

Idk girl, you're kinda speaking French..

[glass shell]

no i mean like by myselfn

[open pasture]

Oh.

How so.

[glass shell]

sorry

[open pasture]

je ne sais littéralement pas mdr

[glass shell]

french...

[drifting carbon]

i suck at french..

[glass shell]

ta geule

[open pasture]

i gotta french grind again.

[glass shell]

yeah me too hahas

[open pasture]

This is the point where my extremely limited French language experience fails me.

my motivations are basically

[drifting carbon]

for some reason i can still pass the exam because theres some words thats identical to english?

idk

[open pasture]

• Alcest
• Orange Lounge
• maybe Belgium

[glass shell]

my motivation is i live there

[open pasture]

and linguistics nerdiness

because French is my #3 fav romance language

[lapis lava]

it's bad

[open pasture]

now German...

[strange dragon]

You live in the piss city?

[glass shell]

you're so white...

[lapis lava]

so you're Caught In A Bad Romance

[glass shell]

no i live closer to the country side

fuck paris

[open pasture]

i don't have many reasons to learn german

[drifting carbon]

the only french words i know is bonjour and au reviour

🤯

[open pasture]

yeah true

[glass shell]

that's all you need to know

[drifting carbon]

true

[glass shell]

bonjour for when you get there and au revoir for when you instantly go back home

[strange dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/paz-white-flag-wave-waving-flag-gif-15666633

I found your country's flag

[red wyvern]

hey now

[glass shell]

when do you start being funny

[open pasture]

I think whenever two French people meet on the internet, they have to fence using baguettes.

i'm as white as coal

[glass shell]

@lapis lava

[lapis lava]

my motivation to know french is this bridge

[drifting carbon]

oh i found that countrys map

[strange dragon]

When you stop being so french

[glass shell]

you're white as cracker

[red wyvern]

the French were more badass than the Americans during the American Revolution.

[lapis lava]

true!

[open pasture]

false.

[drifting carbon]

true

[wary reef]

true.

[open pasture]

says YOU

[wary reef]

idk what are you talking about

[open pasture]

pale bitch fuck off

[strange dragon]

All the badass French moved to Canada and chilled out

The dregs were left behind

[drifting carbon]

they moved to quebec

[red wyvern]

love your profile banner!

[open pasture]

just kidding eu te adoro mano, vamos ter filhos no roblox @wary reef

You'll be sentenced to Quebec.

[glass shell]

quebec is so cool

i love all my Québecians

[strange dragon]

Quebec is basically cold brazil

[open pasture]

i wanna visit québec one day

[strange dragon]

And I don't wanna go to Brazil

[glass shell]

youve never been anywhere in the world

[open pasture]

québec seems peak

[weak vale]

[open pasture]

québec is nothing like Brazill

[drifting carbon]

i think nin0 lives in quebec

[open pasture]

also brazil is peak :3

i love brazil

[drifting carbon]

egypt is uhh

well its food is good

[open pasture]

our culture and food as awesome. honestly peak

[drifting carbon]

but the tourism and stuff is terrible

[wary reef]

eu vou te bater

[open pasture]

k.

[wary reef]

thank you <3

[open pasture]

goodbye.

[red wyvern]

Egypt.... Well, Egypt has a problem with denial

[wary reef]

NAO

vamos ter filhos no roblox

[open pasture]

i'm back

[strange dragon]

I've actually been to 30 countries, and only french people either can't take a joke, or are intentionally being the joke
Well, Murica is like that too

[open pasture]

yippeee

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/reisen-udongein-inaba-touhou-2hu-gif-22596285

[glass shell]

erm actshually

[drifting carbon]

me when i go to egypt and i have to go through 12 people through customs for about an hour because of a single drone

[strange dragon]

I think I remember that anime

[glass shell]

okay

[red wyvern]

do you remember what anime it is?

[strange dragon]

Mmmm maybe

[wary reef]

:3

[glass shell]

good for you i guess

question mark

[drifting carbon]

oh and its probably the worst place to shoot

[open pasture]

va te faire foutre petit intello @lapis lava

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/tomato-gif-26012333

[open pasture]

WRONG PING

SORRY CALLIE

[blazing spade]

fries

[drifting carbon]

if someone sees you shooting egypt then the police could come and arrest you

[glass shell]

butte toi

[drifting carbon]

or maybe not

[open pasture]

jamais

[lapis lava]

toi aussi latinx

[glass shell]

steuplai

[open pasture]

Do you guys just ever eat leaves...

[open pasture]

tu es un gringo de merde :3

[glass shell]

i eat lots of things

[wary reef]

frenchie

[drifting carbon]

im going to shatter you-

[blazing spade]

caterpillar gif

[glass shell]

faux française

[open pasture]

the fuck does that mean

[glass shell]

lexique corse

[drifting carbon]

lc.tr steuplai

[night blaze]

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[strange dragon]

I think it's a touhou anime

[drifting carbon]

huh

[wary reef]

OUI OUIIIII
JE SUIS UN BAGUETTE ET CROISSANT

[open pasture]

SE MATA

AGORA.

[lapis lava]

au moins j'ai pas 44 écoutes de netttspend

[open pasture]

IMEDIATAMENTE FILHO DA PUTA

[wary reef]

:3

[lapis lava]

hop off spanish

[drifting carbon]

anyways uhh gtg

[open pasture]

je te déteste tellement

[wary reef]

pipe down latinx

[glass shell]

QUE SE PASA GATO

OY OY OU

[hollow surge]

shut your mouth

[lapis lava]

moi aussi ❤️

vtagueule when @harsh minnow

[glass shell]

je t'aime

[wary reef]

@open pasture tears

[hollow surge]

shit SUMMONED me

[open pasture]

Je t'adore gringo

[glass shell]

hop off mah dick,,,,,

[lapis lava]

Gringx*

[hollow surge]

he's from america idk why he's speaking france

[weak vale]

vencord cultural exchange hour

[open pasture]

vous avez raison, désolé

[glass shell]

the cultural exchange is

the

[strange dragon]

https://myanimelist.net/character/5572/Reisen_Udongein_Inaba
This character

[glass shell]

the cultu

what

[open pasture]

tears in my latina eyes

[glass shell]

reisen mentioned

i love her she is so cool

[hollow surge]

@serene grail

is this the right angelica

[open pasture]

SOU EU PORRA

[hollow surge]

nope

infact not the righ

OH

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-nokia-nokia-drake-dance-nokia-dance-gif-2730698057893356192

[hollow surge]

ITS YOU

[glass shell]

tears in your latina eyes

[hollow surge]

STOP CHANGING YOUR FUCKING NAME

YOU RETARD

😭

[open pasture]

I CANNOT.

[hollow surge]

demi vs semi when

[open pasture]

do i really need to explain this every single time 💔

[glass shell]

there were so many other words you could have said

[glass shell]

no

[open pasture]

he's correct tho

[strange dragon]

https://myanimelist.net/anime/10357/Jinrui_wa_Suitai_Shimashita

[glass shell]

just stop it's easy

[hollow surge]

yeah and i picked retard

[open pasture]

i'm such a retard 🥰

[open pasture]

can't

[strange dragon]

Have you seen that

[open pasture]

@hollow surge vc é rank S na tier list de autismo

[glass shell]

no

[open pasture]

🍌 this user...

[glass shell]

im not a big anime watcher

[strange dragon]

It's funny
There's carrot bread

[hollow surge]

true!

[glass shell]

i just have a specific list of anime i watch on loop

[hollow surge]

YES

[open pasture]

last anime i've watched was Bocchi the Rock! I think

[hollow surge]

WHY CAN YOU NOT STOP

[glass shell]

i don't watch a lot of anime i watch a lot of the same anime

[vapid pivot]

Same

[strange dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-humanity-has-declined-anime-gjb93-gif-14613907

[glass shell]

ive watched bocchi the rock 26 times

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

#1299845889082392636 message

i tend to only watch shit a single time

[hollow surge]

oh that's fucked

[glass shell]

just kill them

[open pasture]

real shit

[glass shell]

it's easy

[hollow surge]

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

i was gonna say "have you tried killing them"

[open pasture]

the european mentality

[strange dragon]

Humanity has declined is cute and beautiful and that's carrot juice

[glass shell]

should've said it earlier woops

[hollow surge]

shut your mouth midget

it's 6 am i am not awake enough to be watching my tongue

[open pasture]

that ain't an insult

[hollow surge]

goodnight

[strange dragon]

*French midget

[open pasture]

being short is cute as fuck

[glass shell]

you remember that i live rent free in your head

[glass shell]

no it's not i can't reach high shelves

it's a fucking nightmare

[open pasture]

but i can

i think that's a skill issue

[strange dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/jaime-french-jamie-french-youtube-tiny-face-challenge-air-kiss-gif-3458142331367544188

[open pasture]

I believe in you.

[weak vale]

i think the last anime i watched was di gi charat

[glass shell]

i think you need to stop breathing sometimes

[open pasture]

I love being short.

[hollow surge]

every time someone says that being short is cute i remember that one fucking tiktok about the taylor swift or whatever being "smol beans"

[weak vale]

chat is moving too fast for my autism

[hollow surge]

and it grinds my soul

[glass shell]

i wish i could too

[open pasture]

would that make you happy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰

[hollow surge]

i just stopped breathing

[glass shell]

im 5'0" in height...

[open pasture]

i'm uh

[hollow surge]

😭

[glass shell]

yes

[open pasture]

lc.wa 180cm to feet and inches

[hollow surge]

with heels on?

[strange dragon]

Have you seen Kino no Tabi

[night blaze]

180cm to feet and inches

5' 10.87"

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[open pasture]

That's adorable 😭

[glass shell]

no heels make me fall and hit my nose...

[weak vale]

no, is it kino

[strange dragon]

Aww baby sized

[glass shell]

i will literally kill you

[open pasture]

most of my irl friends are taller than me

[hollow surge]

i don't know why women find it so hard to walk on heels

like brochacho i can do it easy...

[glass shell]

everyone ever conceived is taller than me

[open pasture]

I'm 5'5... Short girl on short girl violence...

[open pasture]

so you have a lot of experience with that, baitola?

[strange dragon]

Kino's journey is a very good anime

[blazing spade]

its ok to be short

[hollow surge]

@glass shell pocket sized

miniature version

funko pop

[glass shell]

you called me adorable

[hollow surge]

yes i have

[open pasture]

my girlfriend has exactly the height i wanted to have. lucky bitch

[hollow surge]

what are you gonna do about it

[open pasture]

Yes. Being short is adorable.

[glass shell]

no

[open pasture]

How..

[glass shell]

im scary and intimidating and eeeeevil

[open pasture]

being short is so fucking adorable no one is ever changing my mindset

[hollow surge]

every short person is filled with hatred

[blazing spade]

are tall ppl scary then

[open pasture]

See.

[hollow surge]

it's so funny

[open pasture]

REAL SHIT

LMFAOOOOOO

[open pasture]

Fake news..

[strange dragon]

Cabinet gnome

[glass shell]

i bite

[clever ore]

like packgod

[open pasture]

so does my dog

and my dog isn't scary

[hollow surge]

no packgod is not filled with hatred, jut corniness

[strange dragon]

Biting is literally what cabinet gnomes do

[clever ore]

still

[glass shell]

i ain't a dog

[clever ore]

he’s short

[hollow surge]

@severe estuary humble him.

[open pasture]

So does most other creatures.

[open pasture]

good for you i guess

[blazing spade]

i got shorted my dad is 6'5 i ended up 5'8 lmfao

[glass shell]

yeah but uh

[hollow surge]

i'm relatively short but still the talest of my family

[open pasture]

i'm taller than both of my parents

[bold adder]

snat

[glass shell]

whatevs

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1142911153664700418/1169074648160403536/soriamoriaa.gif

snale

[open pasture]

my father is 170cm tall, my mother is like 150cm tall

[glass shell]

drink

[open pasture]

and i'm 180cm tall

[bold adder]

i like snails

[open pasture]

WAIT WHAT

[bold adder]

i want a pet snail

[frigid kelp]

love when Discord simply refuses to let me update my card info for nitro (old card expired and got a new one) despite eg Steam being fine and everything by telling me "oh, this card does not support this blah blah"

[wary reef]

no one cares

but same