🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[jaunty trellis]

wait what happens if you do echo -e '\a'

[strong saffron]

No waking up

[proud knoll]

which team do u choose the crooks or the cricks

...........

[blazing moon]

it plays the sound

[rare terrace]

it wont come back

[proud knoll]

does it play echo

[jaunty trellis]

https://sw.kovidgoyal.net/kitty/conf/#terminal-bell

[blazing moon]

linux is weird sometimes

[proud knoll]

is the crash

os wide

or app wide

[blazing moon]

oh.. that is the..... terminal i use

THANKKS COOKI

[jaunty trellis]

anyway the notifs and pings you get from catting urandom is cuz it's trying to turn random bits into ascii that it can't properly parse

[strange dragon]

https://discord.com/channels/1015060230222131221/1362117306490290316

[jaunty trellis]

and what it can parse can contain anything including stuff like \a which is the exit char for the bell like \n is newline

also most terminals send an error notif if they get have a problem with font rendering or outputting something

[blazing moon]

i thought it was just randomly doing \a a bunch

oh yeah fun thing i like to do sometimes

[jaunty trellis]

if you cat a binary you get the same stuff

[blazing moon]

go to like a random tty, run cat /dev/urandom and let it sit for like

a few minutes

then once you stop it

see how much it messes with linux

it breaks so much

[hearty juniper]

sudo rm -rf /*

[simple perch]

@blazing moon

[blazing moon]

hi

[simple perch]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[blazing moon]

why ping

that wasnt supposed to sound as mean as it did

im just trying to clarify that i did not mean that in a

rude tone

[simple perch]

what does cat dev urandom do

[blazing moon]

so cat prints out a file and /dev/urandom is a special file that just contains a constant stream of random.. stuff

just random bytes

[strange dragon]

pseudorandom

[blazing moon]

yes

and it tends to break stuff (atleast for me) when you run that command

[simple perch]

nothing is random in the universe anyways

[strange dragon]

truly random can never exist on a binary computer

[simple perch]

ill try

its broken anyways

[blazing moon]

well temporarily, rebooting fixes it

[simple perch]

cosmic rays + bit shift

[strange dragon]

pro tip btrfs

[simple perch]

already have it

[strange dragon]

make a snapshot before

then delete

[simple perch]

i dont use snapshots

[strange dragon]

skill issue

[blazing moon]

lava lamps

[simple perch]

i dont need snapshots

all in

[blazing moon]

ask cloudflare

[strange dragon]

snapshots take a negligible amount of space

[hybrid sluice]

war

[simple perch]

YES

TRIPLE BOOL LOGIC

[strange dragon]

quaternary system when

[simple perch]

nes

[solemn plank]

yo

[blazing moon]

hi korbus

man i really want to make a new state of matter

[solemn plank]

whats it called

[proud knoll]

wuantum xomputer

is 6000x faster

than 40,000 rtx gpus

[blazing moon]

well no

[solemn plank]

i dont think a quantum computer is a state of matter

[proud knoll]

so its good for AI

ai can use that

if it aint useful

trashmit

we dont need it

[blazing moon]

quantum computing cant really be compared to transistors since they both are really differnt

[proud knoll]

useless invention

uncommcerialize able

only for scienc

[blazing moon]

yeah but they made a new state of matter for the quantum computers

[proud knoll]

and nothing else

could be best used in a JAMES WEBB tellyscope

[solemn plank]

if you are so smart than try making your own company @proud knoll

[proud knoll]

ew

[blazing moon]

they can use it to make new medicine and sell that

[proud knoll]

requires effort

id rather do that in a dream

where everythings goes as planned

[solemn plank]

fair

[proud knoll]

thing is im not

[humble trench]

reddit jokes

[proud knoll]

credit joke

[humble trench]

lc.ocrt

fuck you

[simple perch]

nein falsch

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1336065711323222119> ​ 🇩🇪  German   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1336064835691090043> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

Therapist: German C isn't
real, it can't hurt you.
German C:
#contents <cstdea>
Quite Main()
{
print("Hello World.");
back 0;
}```

Google Lens • labsCore

[humble trench]

Cool!

[proud knoll]

okay

[humble trench]

lc.gem explain this meme

[proud knoll]

try arabic

[humble trench]

WHY IS IT NOT WORKING WITH ME

[proud knoll]

C

[shrewd imp]

The meme humorously presents a hypothetical "German C" programming language. It replaces English keywords (like "include", "main", "printf", and "return") with their German equivalents ("beinhalte", "Haupt", "druckef", and "zurück"), making it a funny example of localization.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

explain this meme

[proud knoll]

pwus pwus

ENDER EARLS

[humble trench]

who made this bot

[blazing moon]

they're in this room with us

[lavish owl]

perhaps the one that used it

[humble trench]

o

[strange dragon]

Wow I love tasmota

[humble trench]

@wide leaf is it open source

i want to see how you do the api stuff

[strange dragon]

19:03:18.557 MQT: stat/tasmota_B1BDE0/RESULT = {"Rule1":{"State":"ON","Once":"OFF","StopOnError":"OFF","Length":254,"Free":257,"Rules":"ON system#boot do Var1 3 ENDON ON Var1#State>1439 DO Var1 1439 ENDON ON Time#Minute|%var1% DO backlog Ping4 8.8.8.8 ENDON ON Ping#8.8.8.8#Success==0 DO backlog Mult1 3; Power1 0; Delay 10; Power1 1 ENDON ON Ping#8.8.8.8#Success>0 DO Var1 3 ENDON"}}

this automatically reboots the modem if it can't contact the internet

If the internet doesn't come back it waits longer

it waits 3x as long

then it power cycles

every time it waits longer and longer

limit is 1439 minutes which is about a day

One of these

You have to calibrate the thing with a kill-a-watt tho

[humble trench]

@rain coral chrome os 2 wow

[fierce cobalt]

Discord kinda slacking… billion dollar company btw 🥀

[strange dragon]

lmao

They don't make any money

It's a data collection grift

[humble trench]

it's 8mb now?

[proud knoll]

ew

[jaunty stag]

yop

[humble trench]

bills are getting higher

[proud knoll]

doscord is shite at UX

[humble trench]

with 8mb you can't even send a screenshot

[proud knoll]

now tHey shite everywhere

[jaunty stag]

we will have 3 mb file limit 2028

[proud knoll]

guess what

we cant even do

regular expression searches

regex

[jaunty stag]

why would you want that

[fierce cobalt]

What do you think I just send 😭

[proud knoll]

because i said so

if it doesnt

[humble trench]

in 2030 instead of agenda 2030 we will have 0mb file limit on discord

[proud knoll]

im making the stocks go down

buying the dip too with my alt person

[jaunty stag]

locked behind nitrk

[rigid silo]

hi

[proud knoll]

eat him

[strange dragon]

bye

chomp

[humble trench]

i'm so angry

[hearty juniper]

Nitro+

[rigid silo]

I will dos discord

[humble trench]

no cashapp in italy!

[fierce cobalt]

Btw what’s the bad things of discord preparing or becoming IPO?

[proud knoll]

if they do

[lavish owl]

so true

[proud knoll]

quality drops

by about 49%

nitro prices

skyrockets

and duration is lower

[strange dragon]

use imgur

[fierce cobalt]

AI getting put anywhere

[proud knoll]

ew

they spy on my dms

[strange dragon]

Discord doesn't actually sell data

[proud knoll]

im filing a lawsuit for that

[strange dragon]

They sell full api access

[hearty juniper]

Chat, is this real?

[lavish owl]

it is

[proud knoll]

full api access

[fierce cobalt]

Gender probabilities iirc too

[rigid silo]

I will buy discord

[proud knoll]

i alted 86 atimes

[hearty juniper]

Discord fell off

[proud knoll]

and multiply from there

[rigid silo]

for 400€

[fierce cobalt]

Disable? The full data collecting or you mean only that part by itself?

[strange dragon]

Tencent can see every deleted message and has full voice recordings/transcripts/dms

[proud knoll]

ewwwwww

im telling iran

so they shut that shit down quicker than the eye

[strange dragon]

Iran probably has it too

[fierce cobalt]

Tencent owns Discord?

[humble trench]

mee6

[proud knoll]

but it dont go to iran

[strange dragon]

Those don't actually do anything

[clever ore]

Good

[proud knoll]

ewwwwwwwwww

im telling EU

and ban discord

[clever ore]

Why would I want western companies knowing

[proud knoll]

turkey is better than that

ban it

[sturdy folio]

yes

[proud knoll]

striaht up

[sturdy folio]

we own discord

[strange dragon]

Because tencent is a 20% investor in discord

[manic maple]

While Discord Inc. is based in San Francisco, Tencent (China) owns Discord, most likely at a majority stake, considering how they have been funding the devs before they even had the idea for it.

from: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41395970

[strange dragon]

yup

[clever ore]

They mentioned it used to be a mobile game tho

[proud knoll]

turkey wanted data for a criminal suspect

[clever ore]

fates forever

[proud knoll]

they refused

so turkiye banned em

[clever ore]

Maybe tencent put a stake in that

[strange dragon]

https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/discord

[clever ore]

and then was fine with the it

[proud knoll]

iit was the greatest move

ever ever

[strange dragon]

it is

[clever ore]

isn’t this the FSF

[fierce cobalt]

Oh hell nah… it’s been on the whole time 💔 Hope they give me some royalties for that data they keep selling 😭✌️

[proud knoll]

for paranoids

[strange dragon]

https://spyware.neocities.org/images/discord-no-way-2.gif

[lapis lava]

this is the dumbest article i have ever read

[clever ore]

warning: cornball foundation

[strange dragon]

It is paranoid, but real

[lapis lava]

no lol

[proud knoll]

i used to also visit

[lapis lava]

you also can not know if it is spyware

[proud knoll]

the sysconfig32 websize

[clever ore]

Remember when people freaked out about how discord guesses your gender based on your data

[proud knoll]

its like a british website

you know

it hass massgrave

british links

and uhh lot more

[unreal siren]

I like how they say it collects ip addresses like its a extremely big deal

[proud knoll]

oh and the spydog

[fierce cobalt]

I do

[clever ore]

It’s the FSF of course they’re paranoid

[jaunty stag]

Vencord is opensource spyware and keylogger

[clever ore]

Actually idk if that’s the FSF

[manic maple]

does it?

i wanna see what gender it thinks i am now

[clever ore]

yeah I don’t know how it makes a guess

but for me it said male on both accounts

[fierce cobalt]

Wouldn’t it just read all messages and guess

[manic maple]

do you remember where exactly it says?

[strange dragon]

Windows includes several features such as keylogger and remote access

[proud knoll]

girly

[clever ore]

no, it’s such a large file you can’t scroll through it

[lapis lava]

sudo zypper in tightvncserver

congrats your linux has remote access

[proud knoll]

i know better tuan discord

[proud knoll]

ew

[manic maple]

horror

[proud knoll]

access denied

ad finale

[strange dragon]

skill issue

[proud knoll]

8D security

arrest him

[fierce cobalt]

Discord has the right to read and use all our messages no matter where it is right? Or did that change

[manic maple]

oh i found it

[clever ore]

yeah I had to use CMD

[manic maple]

lol

[clever ore]

I forgot how

[strange dragon]

It's still there, I think it includes partners too now

[proud knoll]

and not share it with govs

[manic maple]

god bless discord previews

[proud knoll]

that actually need it

[clever ore]

yeag

[proud knoll]

im sueing discord

400 times

[hybrid sluice]

I know yours already

[proud knoll]

with my alts

[manic maple]

[proud knoll]

and i know yours

[strange dragon]

Actually where do I find this

[proud knoll]

with 200% accuracy

[hybrid sluice]

What is it?

[proud knoll]

Girly

[fierce cobalt]

Oh wait age group. They’re working on age groups a lot recently

[strange dragon]

I wanna know if I'm gay or not\

[manic maple]

probably cause of coppa

[hybrid sluice]

oh okay

[proud knoll]

even a guy can be girly

to find that out

[fierce cobalt]

UK and Australia already had to abide with laws

[proud knoll]

i tickle them

in discord ofc.

[manic maple]

they cant show nsfw to minors otherwise coppa will take them to the shadow realm (unless discord gives a slight bit money to them to look the other way)

[proud knoll]

they are banning discord

[proud knoll]

ewwwwww

proxy time

[strange dragon]

mullvad is funny

hehehaha

[proud knoll]

madvan vpn

is the bootleg

of mullvad

its chinese and free

[fierce cobalt]

COPPA 2.0 is kinda buns if it actually goes through

[proud knoll]

has 900+ locations

[proud knoll]

we need e-terrorists

ddosing aint enough

[manic maple]

oh?

i dont know jackshit about coppa

[fierce cobalt]

A child which is under 18 can’t comment on youtube videos and shit

[manic maple]

i dont care enough about that stuff

[proud knoll]

at all?????

[fierce cobalt]

TikTok is gonna change

[manic maple]

i don't live in the us

[strange dragon]

is that the correct spelling

[fierce cobalt]

Yes, and liking, recommending and personalized ads

[manic maple]

?

[strange dragon]

madvan

[clever ore]

Aliexpress won’t stop emailing me about my order

[proud knoll]

so i cant

[manic maple]

so unless youre an adult you have 0 rights

insane

[proud knoll]

do anything

[strange dragon]

you can turn that off

[manic maple]

yea

or just mark as spam

[fierce cobalt]

You just get recommended the most popular videos 🤷‍♂️

[proud knoll]

holy shit

coppa 2.0

must be stopped

at all costs

i aint letting it go

[manic maple]

12 year old me wouldve not wanted to watch mrbeast

[proud knoll]

not this one

[fierce cobalt]

But the take it down act is actually good though

[clever ore]

12yr me did

Microwave videos

[hybrid sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1362006436955029654/korn.gif

[proud knoll]

how did that turnout

[manic maple]

12 year old me was uh

[jaunty ore]

kids not having access to youtube comments is a good idea

[manic maple]

being an idiot let's keep it at that

[clever ore]

Well I’m here

[proud knoll]

fuck off

atleast i can type here

[clever ore]

Take of that what you will

[jaunty ore]

we better get that fixed too

[manic maple]

true?

[jaunty ore]

now that i am a responsible adult, we might as well ban children from the web

locked away in the youtube kids app

[manic maple]

noooo

[jaunty ore]

forced to watch cocomelon until they turn 18

[proud knoll]

😡

commence

[manic maple]

i don't wanna watch cocomelon at 16

[proud knoll]

ROOT

commence

[manic maple]

i am a grown up adult!!

[proud knoll]

PROXY

commence

COMPETITION!!!!!

commence

[clever ore]

Torture

[proud knoll]

THE ONIONEEEEE

[jaunty ore]

you may watch one mrbreast video on the weekends

as a treat

[manic maple]

honestly though is cocomelon still that popular

they fell off

[proud knoll]

good

[clever ore]

Bro

[manic maple]

finally uploaded

my internet had an aneurysm there

[clever ore]

I remember when this vid released

[edgy solar]

my mom was going through my email and accused me of looking at sexual stuff because the ali express marketing email recommended sex toys

[manic maple]

they recommend it to you for a reason

[edgy solar]

i swear to god i have never looked at that stuff on aliexpress

[clever ore]

No aliexpress is just weird

[harsh minnow]

okay discord

[edgy solar]

i wouldnt trust aliexpress to buy that stuff from anyways

[harsh minnow]

happens every every character you type

[clever ore]

If you don’t look up much in particular it’ll get confused and show that crap

[manic maple]

oh

[edgy solar]

i got into so much trouble for it

[manic maple]

mine just gives me keychains and stuff all the time

[clever ore]

I do a lot of tech stuff so my suggestions are all tech

[hybrid sluice]

yw for that

added that in recently

[proud knoll]

he was stupid back then

beoing stupid is fun

[proud knoll]

now he is smart

[edgy solar]

all i have been looking up is unihertz products

[proud knoll]

bought

[edgy solar]

like the tank 2 and the jelly star

[manic maple]

+1

[rich roost]

Yeah love ordering 5 things and getting 200 updates

[clever ore]

ikr

I think I’m at over 100 delivery update emails from orders all in 2025

[proud knoll]

im choosing the status quo

[edgy solar]

this right here deadass got me in so much trouble

i have never looked up that stuff

istg

[clever ore]

lol

Aliexpress has a really confusing algorithm

[edgy solar]

theres worse if i scrolled up

wouldnt be allowed to post that here though

[clever ore]

Yeah I’d imagine

I actually buy stuff from them too

So that’s probably why my algorithm is mostly fine

I remember my mom was asking me how to buy from AliExpress because she’s only bought from Wish and Temu

[rich roost]

Yeah min of 10 notifications for 1 order, since they double through email

[clever ore]

1 order of 1 item

[rich roost]

Yeah and x item count for notifs

[edgy solar]

i ordered an m5stick off aliexpress and it was actually really good

[clever ore]

M5?

[edgy solar]

yea

esp32 board

[clever ore]

Oh neat

[rich roost]

It's not horrible just clingy

[edgy solar]

i would just play around with fucking up wifi networks

[clever ore]

I usually just get parts for things, not actual tech

[rich roost]

Search one thing and you won't hear the end of it

[edgy solar]

i ordered a flipper zero wifi board off aliexpress and it didnt work

it was like $40

[clever ore]

I bought key switches and keycaps so I wonder how that’ll be

[edgy solar]

couldnt refund it

[clever ore]

Yep

[edgy solar]

theyre usually not bad

[clever ore]

I also bought good keycaps

[edgy solar]

search engine optimization

[clever ore]

Brand is Shenpo

the wiki page from the mechanical keyboards community says they’re pretty good for like $35

[edgy solar]

WAIT

I JUST FOUND A FIRE DEAL

[clever ore]

Oh no

[edgy solar]

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005008680012059.html?spm=a2g0n.productlist.0.0.5d8b3b27jCBhBo&browser_id=da173b06947242ad9a16ba4f58c4b8b8&aff_platform=msite&m_page_id=boagiidgebasyfjy1963fe397821da90f0df4ea8dd&pdp_ext_f={"order"%3A"2"%2C"eval"%3A"1"}&pdp_npi=4%40dis!CAD!114.52!52.68!!!587.88!270.43!%402101c5bf17448286246784236e76ef!12000046229516055!sea!CA!0!ABX&algo_pvid=c17cae96-1f26-4588-87d2-7dad8b44d881

long ass link

but pretty much this is much cheaper than usual

[clever ore]

That’s not a great deal

It’s an old ass phone

sure it’s unihertz but that’s old

[edgy solar]

it is not old

[clever ore]

Android 7

[edgy solar]

50 cad for a 4g phone

[rich roost]

Keycaps should be good, tbh need to buy some myself, switches though is gonna be company to company

[edgy solar]

thats wild

[clever ore]

I’ve bought non EOL iPhones for less

[stark herald]

this link has your address

[edgy solar]

its 3 inches

[rich roost]

Phones honestly just buying new from Chinese companies is already good

[edgy solar]

im on duckduckgo

[jaunty stag]

eval

[stark herald]

eval

[edgy solar]

where does it say

[clever ore]

Yknow you can just remove everything after the html

[stark herald]

and im on my way

[jaunty stag]

after order

[rich roost]

Like Poco, Xiaomi, Huawei

[edgy solar]

no i mean wheres the eval

like what does it say

[stark herald]

after order

[jaunty stag]

huawei so good

[clever ore]

Why does eval matter

[jaunty stag]

if only we had google

[clever ore]

Not really here in Canada

[edgy solar]

i live in the most highly populated city in canada there is no point in hiding that

[rich roost]

My only grip is with Poco having amazing specs for price but not best software, generally recommended to get a custom rom

[edgy solar]

yeah i remember huawei was banned

[clever ore]

I would be a bit effed if I did

[rich roost]

Well android can let it happen

[clever ore]

I’m not far from Toronto but god I’d still rather not

[edgy solar]

you dont wanna pay 2k a month for a cardboard box in the subway?

[clever ore]

no

also not much family here in Toronto

[rich roost]

Is it really that bad there?

[edgy solar]

its pretty damn bad

[rich roost]

Even in London you can get 2/3 bedroom house for £1600

[clever ore]

1600 what

[edgy solar]

it all went downhill after kendrick exposed drake for being canadian

[rich roost]

£

[clever ore]

oh I thought it was the overpopulation and housing market bubble

[edgy solar]

pretty much in canada

imagine the 2008 housing crisis but it never stopped

and it just kept going up

a tiny and shitty house in the middle of toronto could easily go for $1m or more

[weary mason]

crazy

[edgy solar]

then if you go up to caledon or something you can get something that looks like a mini mansion for half the price

[clever ore]

i forgot what most of the greater toronto area is like

i'm in north york but only for school

[edgy solar]

dw theyre bussing all the homeless people up to sudbury

also this isnt a racist thing

but you cant get hired in toronto unless youre indian

im being deadass

[clever ore]

yeah i didn't really wanna be here anyway

[proud knoll]

ew

50 quid

for a 4G smartphone

if it cant be rooted

its useless

i like fast

rootable phones

is it possible

[clever ore]

(ewaste)

[proud knoll]

to buy it from the factory instead

[proud knoll]

e-e-waste

[clever ore]

here in canada if you want a fast rootable phone, you'll probably just be buying a pixel

i mean there's also oneplus but they're not sold in stores or by carriers

[proud knoll]

im choosing onepwus

[edgy solar]

its just a preference then

i like the unihertz jelly series

[proud knoll]

jelly series

[clever ore]

there's also zte which i'm not sure if it's even legal here

[proud knoll]

ew ZTE

[edgy solar]

yeah

[clever ore]

iirc they're under the 5g ban that huawei is

[proud knoll]

thats a russian company

that just so happened

to be bought by a chinese company

and removed the russian history

[clever ore]

oh i didn't know they were russsian

[proud knoll]

and added a hint of indian notion

[proud knoll]

yeahhhh

[proud knoll]

is there anything

[edgy solar]

whats the point of getting a rog router

[proud knoll]

relating to the jelly

[proud knoll]

rog router

what is a rog router

[clever ore]

asus rog

they have routers

[edgy solar]

asus router

[proud knoll]

ewwwwww

they fail so hard

that they have a concussion

if you set one up in austrailia

about a month or two

it breaks down

lights flicker

and so does the link

[clever ore]

are you sure that's the router or australian telecom

[proud knoll]

the router

[clever ore]

intriguing

[proud knoll]

austraaliam telecom has improved over the years

and the sterotype

of it being garbage

[edgy solar]

has australia improved

[proud knoll]

is GONE§

[clever ore]

@edgy solar if you want a cheap phone you should just buy from fbm

[proud knoll]

only in urban quarters

[edgy solar]

or are they still firebombing houses

[proud knoll]

otherwise in rural and remote

a quite a bit

[clever ore]

that's how i got an iphone xr for $30 in 2022

[proud knoll]

but not so drastic

[edgy solar]

i like the gimicky shit

[proud knoll]

same

[edgy solar]

i buy all my stuff from there

[clever ore]

i used to

[proud knoll]

also

yall are talking about routers

but what about

[clever ore]

but then i was able to afford a new phone

[proud knoll]

MODEMS

everybody forgets about em

[edgy solar]

i bought a z flip 3 like half a year ago for 130

[proud knoll]

do yall know

what a modem IS

[edgy solar]

then i bought my z flip 5 from marketplace

[proud knoll]

it must rolls

like a map

a scroll phone if you will

[clever ore]

yeah i saw one on marketplace

i don't want a flip tho

[proud knoll]

ion wan it either

[clever ore]

i'd like to get a tensor pixel for cheap but ehh

[proud knoll]

also

there is a bootleg phone

with a paticular cpu

that cpu is called

[edgy solar]

if i can find a cheap redmagic 10 or rog phone 9 on marketplace thatd be an instant cop for me

[proud knoll]

snackdragon

im not even kidding

SNACKDRAGON

imagine that

a bootleggg of a snapdreagon

being named

a snackdragon

[clever ore]

rog phone in canada? gl

[proud knoll]

and because they make this in bulk

i bought 120 of them

[edgy solar]

you can buy a lot of them in marketplace

[proud knoll]

i bought 120 snackdragon phones

why are you all not suprised

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[proud knoll]

bye

[edgy solar]

you know you can type out multiple words ina single message right?

[proud knoll]

also

[proud knoll]

my brains fucked

i type like this so i can get attention

imagine typing the longest message

[glass shell]

dude you're SO fucking funny

[edgy solar]

i wanna understand how the redmagic under display front camera works

[proud knoll]

then reply ur own with . and insert the attentiong rab here

only for it to be ignored

[proud knoll]

i doubt that but okay

[blazing moon]

i have a bad habit of splitting messages

[clever ore]

i have a oneplus 7 pro as well

interesting camera method

it still works even though it's a 2019 phone

[blazing moon]

idk it feels it conveys a different tone than if i had this all in one

[edgy solar]

it does the same thing?

[proud knoll]

you are hyperactive

[clever ore]

no, it's a popup camera

[blazing moon]

?

[proud knoll]

i SO enjoy interacting with hyperactive people

they respond

[edgy solar]

oh i see

[proud knoll]

they caps lock

and even enjoy me content i send them

the combo is nigh high

[edgy solar]

i have paranoia from missing out on good facebook marketplace deals

[blazing moon]

you are weird

i dont like you

[glass shell]

no they're just 12

[proud knoll]

how eird

[clever ore]

same but i don't need a bunch of new stuff

[edgy solar]

sorry

[blazing moon]

not you, i love you

[clever ore]

also i often get stuff from electronics recycling

[blazing moon]

i mean the other guy

[edgy solar]

[edgy solar]

i just mean like

i have an addiction to good deals

[clever ore]

there is a county in ontario where they do curbside electronics recycling

[proud knoll]

that isnt weird

thats just regular.

[misty robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835418713896386593/1334623751542800435/brandbird_1.gif

[proud knoll]

gravity lift

[gleaming sequoia]

bwa

[edgy solar]

where?

[misty robin]

shut up

[edgy solar]

also i wanted this thing so badly

[gleaming sequoia]

gravity lift

[proud knoll]

no

[clever ore]

simcoe county

[proud knoll]

gragity glit

[edgy solar]

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tecno-this-controller-is-actually-a-full-gaming-pc--2#/

[edgy solar]

OH WAIT I GOTTTA LOOK FOR GOVERNMENT BUYOUTS FOR TECH

[proud knoll]

google glasses were more advanced than this

[clever ore]

i got a pc with an rx 480 from curbside electronics recycling

[edgy solar]

not the glasses

the controller

[proud knoll]

the projector

[edgy solar]

its an 8840hs controller

[proud knoll]

it feels like a fucking slab

360 incompatible

if it dont meet 360 ergonomics

it will not sell

[edgy solar]

i got a broken rx6800 for $20 from a liquidation store and sold it for $100

[clever ore]

dam

[edgy solar]

https://www.govdeals.ca/en/ontario

government surplus

[sturdy folio]

i lowball old people on facebook marketplace

[proud knoll]

thats false

[clever ore]

oh i thought you were gonna link gcsurplus

[edgy solar]

i need to scower the site

[proud knoll]

south africa

has this problem

[blazing moon]

noo dont do that

[edgy solar]

whats that?

[proud knoll]

where they have to loadshed

they are on a energetic diet

[clever ore]

it's the same thing but military bases

[sturdy folio]

why not

[blazing moon]

its meaan

[clever ore]

so you can bid online for a projector or whatever, drive to a military base, and they'll let you pick it up

[edgy solar]

bro link that to me

[clever ore]

https://www.gcsurplus.ca/mn-eng.cfm

[edgy solar]

im gonna be brokee

[proud knoll]

im buying like

500 of them

i got income from unknown sourcesm

mightaswell buy dozens of manpads

to secure my air

[edgy solar]

oh theres like nothing on here

[proud knoll]

oh and couple of ATGMS

mounted ATGMS

a LIVING SOLDIER

and uhhhh

a singular appliance

mysterious one

i will not know it

[strange dragon]

is that govdeals but canada

[proud knoll]

until i open it

[proud knoll]

its not just canada

its everywhere

every government

uses this website

[solemn plank]

you are a "penguin of d00m" ass mf

[clever ore]

yeah not often

[proud knoll]

penguin of D00m

[sharp dawn]

hello I am back

[glass shell]

guh

[proud knoll]

explain

[strange dragon]

link to usa version pls

[edgy solar]

yeah there is no tech on here

[proud knoll]

bestbuy

[edgy solar]

the other surplus was better

let me buy this tim hortons industrial oven for $240

[strange dragon]

https://www.gsaauctions.gov

[clever ore]

i miss when kijiji was good

[strange dragon]

https://www.gsaauctions.gov/auctions/preview/321331

[solemn plank]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/katy-t3h-pengu1n-of-d00m

[proud knoll]

403 request blocked

[edgy solar]

it still is

[proud knoll]

fuck you

[clever ore]

some guy told me about police auctions too

[proud knoll]

im getting in there

[strange dragon]

I could buy tat

[edgy solar]

theres some crazy good deals on there

[proud knoll]

opera gx vpn failed

[sturdy folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266047228338896946/1307974735241412608/yeah1.gif

[edgy solar]

i bought my ayaneo flip from kijiji

for 900

i still owe my dad the money though

[gleaming sequoia]

opera gx failed

[strange dragon]

ewwww chrome but worse
Use librewolf or at least firefox

librewolf better

[proud knoll]

I AINT USING

A BROWSER

[strange dragon]

brain defect tbh

[proud knoll]

THAT DEFAULTS ITS THEME

TO WHITE MODE

also opera gx is way better

all you have to do

is not UPDATE IT

[proud knoll]

then ur good to go

my browser

is old enough

[clever ore]

maybe because i'm not from the GTA but i don't really see much anymore

[strange dragon]

opera was good when it was a wii browser

[proud knoll]

to not have a fucking scrollbar

on the right click menu context

[solemn plank]

opera gx is Chinese spyware

[gleaming sequoia]

just use firefox
like librewolf or something

[proud knoll]

fym spyware

[strange dragon]

operagx is bloated chrome

[proud knoll]

how spyware is it

[strange dragon]

like 200% spyware

[proud knoll]

you call it bloated

[clever ore]

honestly i use firefox but i might move to chrome

[proud knoll]

bc you dont use the features

it has

[clever ore]

it's just getting annoying

[proud knoll]

i dont

i just hated every other browser

[gleaming sequoia]

i mean yeah fair

[strange dragon]

use librewolf

[proud knoll]

fuck off

not even with militancy

coming off anyone

[gleaming sequoia]

librewolf
zen
waterfox

[proud knoll]

wil i be going anywhere

[strange dragon]

https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/opera

[oak forge]

is spyware a feature now

[proud knoll]

im not even moving away from windows 10

forget making me go anywhere else

[strange dragon]

https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/librewolf

[proud knoll]

windows 10 is where i stand

no matter how bad it can get

[strange dragon]

Linux mint is nice

[proud knoll]

ill just shurg it off

[strange dragon]

Just go back to windows vista

[proud knoll]

you are the sole reason why the BJP wins elections in india.

[oak forge]

what does this have to do with indian politics

[strange dragon]

Who is BJP

[proud knoll]

a party

that favors its native populus

the hindus

so in hoi4 millienium dawn

[strange dragon]

INDIAN PARTIES ARE AWESOME

[proud knoll]

whenever those clashes happen

he always picks

back the hindus

[gleaming sequoia]

i primarily enjoy arch linux on kde 👍
been stuck on windows unfortunately because of compatibility but ive already debloated the system

[proud knoll]

you are in no authority

[strange dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-indian-gif-22280724

[proud knoll]

to suggest me anything

ur first lesson

[strange dragon]

What program?

[proud knoll]

is to convince an old man

to quit smoking

once you either fail or succed

[oak forge]

this person willingly installs spyware

[proud knoll]

now you can proceed to convince young nerds

to get off the platform

[proud knoll]

RELUCTANTLY

😡

[strange dragon]

Bro do you use bonzibuddy to open opera

you seem like the type

[gleaming sequoia]

🙏

[proud knoll]

I HAVE HANDS

[oak forge]

did opera raid your house and install opera gx on your computer

[proud knoll]

I GOT A MOUSE

[proud knoll]

bro

istg

[strange dragon]

have you tried opening the windows terminal and typing winget install librewolf.librewolf

[proud knoll]

im bribing the FSB

[proud knoll]

ew

terminal

[gleaming sequoia]

you gotta be trolling dude

[proud knoll]

backwards

stupidtry

i will not tolerate

being backwards

in a forwards society

[oak forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1251788967603339364/speechbubble.gif

[proud knoll]

only IT ppl use it

[proud knoll]

and servers

[strange dragon]

bro everything in windows runs off the nt kernel

[proud knoll]

outside of that

NURTHING

[oak forge]

ok in the time I picked out that gif it didnt apply anymore :(

[strange dragon]

Your phone uses linux

[proud knoll]

android

[blazing moon]

holy fuck he knows python

[proud knoll]

rebranded linux

also

[gleaming sequoia]

based on linux

[proud knoll]

some phones dont let you root

[strange dragon]

Your router and modem probably run off busybox

[proud knoll]

so if it dont let you root

[strange dragon]

which is a linux

[proud knoll]

it runs off linux

[blazing moon]

no

[proud knoll]

BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING USE IT

DAILY

[strange dragon]

You do

[proud knoll]

ON THE BACKGROUND

[oak forge]

android uses the linux kernel but it isnt linux

[strange dragon]

Your local cellphone tower uses linux

[proud knoll]

these propagandists man

THEY LEAVING NOBODY ALONE

[strange dragon]

linux kernel means linux in 99% of cases

[proud knoll]

they are the salafists

of the OS world

[blazing moon]

did you know the first company to use linux was nasa

[proud knoll]

they will stop at anything

[gleaming sequoia]

these rage baiters man

[strange dragon]

:3

[proud knoll]

to make anyone linuxian

[oak forge]

android is a lot more than linux

[blazing moon]

does that count as a company, just the first people ig

[proud knoll]

the rage bait accusations are not even my trying

[strange dragon]

Windows is becoming linux
They added sudo

[blazing moon]

yup

[gleaming sequoia]

hewwo

[simple perch]

hiiiiiii!

[proud knoll]

linux is DOS LIKE

[gleaming sequoia]

:3

[strange dragon]

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/sudo/

[proud knoll]

imagine typing

to get acces to an app

when you could SIMPLY CLICK ON A ICON

okay then

tell me this

[simple perch]

Sudo is disabled on this machine. To enable it, go to the Developer Settings page in the Settings app

i just disable it

[strange dragon]

I choose to type because it's faster, but the icon is there

[proud knoll]

its the same visual as the dos

you know why???

BECAUSE ITS A TERMINAL

[oak forge]

pretty sure there was a nicer one somewhere but yeah

[proud knoll]

i choose to not type

[strange dragon]

Windows X1

[proud knoll]

imagine having a notepad

telling you

to type this

imagine typing

65 passwords

to even gain access

[gleaming sequoia]

"terminal = dos"
yes that's clearly true obviously

[proud knoll]

in this singular moment

dont tell me

this ones run on linux

yall are tweaking rn

now ur going after 1940s planes

[strange dragon]

You type it once every 15 minutes, and that time is adjustable

[proud knoll]

it ran off proto linux

[blazing moon]

alan was gay so it was probably linux

[proud knoll]

that is free

[strange dragon]

THAT IS 1 LINE

[proud knoll]

and dos-esque

because he likes typing

like he likes

DANCING

[blazing moon]

as a college side project

[oak forge]

i found the nicer one https://source.android.com/static/images/android-stack.svg

[strange dragon]

back then all os were text based

[gleaming sequoia]

dos ≠ unix
nt ≠ unix

[fallow drum]

@open pasture

[strange dragon]

He didn't want to pay $100 to license dos

[blazing moon]

why is it called linux, isnt gnu like more of it

how much could a kernal really be

[strange dragon]

yeah unix always costs money to exist

[blazing moon]

apple uses unix i think

[open pasture]

@hybrid sluice

[gleaming sequoia]

yeah
darwin

[proud knoll]

yeah

[hybrid sluice]

gnu extremist gf or unix extremist gf

[proud knoll]

and linux still uses part of the text based

its not fully visual

[strange dragon]

linux is technically a unix compatible system, but unix is a useless certification

[proud knoll]

either make it visual

or disappear into the nerd aether

where you belong

ever ever

[strange dragon]

Bro it is all visual already

[gleaming sequoia]

:3

[oak forge]

what code editor did people use before code editors

[proud knoll]

how visual

[strange dragon]

Stop living in 2012

It is fully visual

[hoary nova]

guys

[proud knoll]

how do i get to the calculator

[hoary nova]

whats that url like

'find out for urself'

[proud knoll]

and how do i install something

[hoary nova]

i forgot

[proud knoll]

of course

with a fucking terminal

[blazing moon]

you double click the calculator app

[oak forge]

tryitands.ee

[strange dragon]

DOUBLE CLICK WUT

[hybrid sluice]

what happening

[strange dragon]

I have a calculator button on my keyboard

[hoary nova]

thx

[proud knoll]

bro

[open pasture]

idk

[proud knoll]

you

😡

you are SUCH A HIPPOCRACYYY

[blazing moon]

open the your local app store

[proud knoll]

YOU HAVE A DEDICATED BUTTON

[gleaming sequoia]

@proud knoll you're funny dude ngl

[proud knoll]

AND GUESS WHAT

I HAVE ABETTER keyboard

and do not worry

its the following buttons.

[blazing moon]

holy FUCK dude

[proud knoll]

a mute button

[blazing moon]

SHUT UP

[strange dragon]

What? no. I have a dedicated calculator

[oak forge]

to install anything you must install the installer installer

[proud knoll]

a low voleume button

and high voleume button

and ofcourse the sleep button

and its all located

[gleaming sequoia]

this wack ass needs to get out

[proud knoll]

above the arrow keys

[open pasture]

@wide leaf mugmancy

[proud knoll]

best placement ever)

[proud knoll]

funny

[proud knoll]

you could use a plugin

and block me

and make me disappear

[oak forge]

if it werent true for the visual studio installer

[proud knoll]

copied

comatoes

gimmie more of these

i enjoy them in my free time

[strange dragon]

I have a whole ass calculator

[proud knoll]

please

[stark herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138243245177061417/1341144085032992839/speed.gif

[proud knoll]

clean ur keyboard

[strange dragon]

With what

[oak forge]

is that keyboard mechanical?

[strange dragon]

Yes

[proud knoll]

WATER

[gleaming sequoia]

i need this keyboard

[stark herald]

@gleaming sequoia @gleaming sequoia what if u could only keep 4 keys

[oak forge]

1984

[gleaming sequoia]

i think i know what let's id keep

[strange dragon]

My microwave is also 1984

[proud knoll]

my microwave

is exactly manufactuered

in 9/11

[proud knoll]

its more epic

than the usual

1984

[gleaming sequoia]

9/11 jokes are stupid

[proud knoll]

i enjoy them

[gleaming sequoia]

^ people who make them are even more dumb