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lapis lava
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true

clever ore
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something like Device Info HW can also show it

hybrid sluice
modern epoch
edgy solar
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https://www.ayntec.com/products/odin2-mini

AYN
Odin2 Mini

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hybrid sluice
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discord mods better than 4chan mods

clever ore
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says that's the CPU

lapis lava
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unlike 4chan mods

clever ore
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so the chip is that

hybrid sluice
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the jannies

modern epoch
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@hybrid sluice

hybrid sluice
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hello

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this reminds me

modern epoch
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hru

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of

edgy solar
clever ore
tardy wharf
noble quest
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open npm
go to typescript
open the code tab
lib/typescript.js
wires

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hollow surge
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i'm genuinely so pissed off rn

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i need to listen to laufey

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and fantasy orchestras

last karma
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Typescript.js

tardy wharf
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pmo.ts

lapis lava
misty robin
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get ur terms right

noble quest
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wdym by that

viral maple
misty robin
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do not jmo

misty robin
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gg

inner oriole
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oh no

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this is not support

misty robin
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whoever this was i miss you like a bitch

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hollow surge
misty robin
rare trout
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im cool

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hollow surge
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time to playlist-cure and then fall asleep

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goodnight chat

edgy solar
eager gale
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wawa :P

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:3

edgy solar
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hall effect joysticks and analog triggersbkdrool

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i literally only use mine for switch games

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docked mode resolution on a handheld this small is so much fun

lean orchid
edgy solar
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might be not worth it though since you gotta spend hours just setting up the specific drivers for different games

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other than that though it is a blast

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my dream android handheld

fallow drum
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vban 1203206159440281626 poor attempt at a raid

neon ferryBOT
fallow drum
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or whatever you would even call that fr

edgy solar
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I could go on for days about handhelds

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I love everything

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why husk

lapis lava
edgy solar
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im expressing passion for being gay

edgy solar
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this one has a snapdragon 865 https://www.goretroid.com/en-ca/products/retroid-pocket-flip-2

Retroid Pocket
Retroid Pocket Flip 2 Handheld

Retroid Pocket Flip 2 Specs & Features: 1. SD865Β  Β  Β  CPU: 1A77@2.8G 3A77@2.4G 4*A55@1.8G Β  Β  GPU: Adreno 650 Β  Β  RAM: 8GB LPDDR4x@2133MHz Β  Β  Storage: 128GB UFS 3.1 + TF Card Slot Β  Β  OS: Android 13 2. Screen: 5.5 inch, AMOLED, 1080p@60fps 3. Heat Dissipation: Active-cooling 4. 5000mAh battery 5. Analog L2/R2 6.

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its similair to a handheld I had when I was like 11

misty robin
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@modern dirge

lapis lava
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this long arab character

static valley
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@lapis lava can I send an image

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it’s not brainrot

misty robin
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mutual servers rolimons

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that guys a loser

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LOL

lapis lava
simple perch
edgy solar
lapis lava
simple perch
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insanity

misty robin
misty robin
simple perch
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i used to set that as my kahoot username because i hated kahoot

static valley
lapis lava
misty robin
simple perch
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regulars can have that role??

edgy solar
misty robin
dark sequoia
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anyone have a 3ds

lapis lava
rare trout
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@lapis lava rename @still snow

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misty robin
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bby now i feel like i wouldve had it

static valley
edgy solar
simple perch
static valley
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uncap it if it’s capped

edgy solar
static valley
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rip any precision inputs

fallow drum
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aspy spends all day talking to ai

misty robin
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dont get

static valley
simple perch
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aspy needs aspirin

edgy solar
simple perch
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so high

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red wyvern
static valley
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uhhh

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idk

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who the fuck

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did i get a ping 😭

lapis lava
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aspyrin

static valley
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i’m losing my mind

static valley
simple perch
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not your marbles?

static valley
rare trout
static valley
rare trout
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πŸ“’ Important Bot Name Change! πŸ“’

Hey everyone, we wanted to let you know about an upcoming change to the name of our bot. We will be renaming it from "fmbot" to "fembot" on [Date/Time].

We understand that the name "fembot" can have various interpretations. Our intention behind this change is [insert your carefully chosen, non-sexual explanation here - be very precise and genuine].

Please be assured that this name change will not affect the bot's functionality in any way. It will continue to provide [list key functions of the bot].

We will be opening a dedicated channel, #[bot-name-change-discussion] (or similar), for the next 24-48 hours for any questions or concerns you may have regarding this change. We encourage you to voice them respectfully.

As always, please remember that our community guidelines regarding respectful communication apply to all interactions, including those related to the bot's new name.

Thank you for your understanding.

@lapis lava

misty robin
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most casual white man on the streets of robloxia

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edgy solar
still snow
misty robin
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idk why its so pixelated

static valley
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okay @lapis lava can i dm you the images blobcatcozy

vocal sable
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roblox

static valley
still snow
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an icu dependency error couldn't defeat me

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I am back with a new dm

edgy solar
spark crescent
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Who Up trade trust in adopt me

edgy solar
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when I was young sonic generations was my favorite game ever

static valley
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holy fuck this guy has been liking my instagram posts

edgy solar
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I wish when I was a kid I played better video games

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I went to a gamestop one day in 2018

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I had the decision to get mortal kombat or hello neighbor for the xbox

simple perch
edgy solar
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since hello neighbor was popular at the time and dantdm was playing it I got that

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I never got past the first level

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that was the most jank game ever

modern epoch
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@simple perch

simple perch
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@modern epoch

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this color is so cute omar

modern epoch
simple perch
static valley
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you know it’s impressive when your friend has been farming enderman for an ENTIRE NIGHT *COUGH* @grizzled jay *COUGH* ans there’s ENOUGH ENDERPEARLS TO BRING A 4070 Ti TO 5 FRAMES

modern epoch
static valley
simple perch
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dont ask.

modern epoch
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dont ask.

edgy solar
static valley
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oh this retarded game

simple perch
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brooo

edgy solar
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only ogs remember survive and kill the killers at area 51

simple perch
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nop

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the normal elevator

edgy solar
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who remembers the good times when roblox was a kid game and you could play it without getting touched

simple perch
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i really like playing [ Content Deleted ]

clever ore
static valley
clever ore
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just know what avatar to use

static valley
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THAT WAS FUN AS SHIT

clever ore
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it was

edgy solar
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jailbreak used to just be peak

clever ore
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prison life or whatever

static valley
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survive the disasters was fun as shit

simple perch
static valley
modern epoch
clever ore
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phantom forces used to be more interesting

static valley
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until their like

clever ore
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halloween update

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that's the turning point i recall

static valley
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best dev turned out to be a fucking diddy and they vaulted all the fucking good maps

edgy solar
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arsenal

static valley
edgy solar
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arsenal gangKIIROBLINK

static valley
simple perch
edgy solar
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I remember spending countless hours to do an easter egg that gave me a special knife or smth

static valley
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phantom forces is fire

edgy solar
static valley
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was

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fire

static valley
edgy solar
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I never liked phantom forces

static valley
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game is still good

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kinda

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until they added wallrunning (?????)

edgy solar
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bo3

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I am one of the only 7 people in the world that played mw2 2022 and enjoyed it

hollow surge
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daily playlist curing done

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i shall rest

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tomorrow i will cure this more

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i will only stop when i have 8 hours of songs

clever ore
static valley
hollow surge
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and then i will download all of it

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to my mp3 player

edgy solar
static valley
edgy solar
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well specifically dmz

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I loved dmz

static valley
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they all sound the same

edgy solar
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mw2 2009 and mw2 2022

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2009 is the one where ghost dies

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2022 was the one that everyone hated

static valley
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or yk

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fuck activision

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:3

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play a good game

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like

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uhh

simple perch
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2 minutes

static valley
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yeaaah

last karma
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I tried to say a game but it got automodded

rain coral
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the end of an era

static valley
edgy solar
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dmz was so peak

last karma
static valley
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idk

edgy solar
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it was actually more of a psychological horror game

static valley
last karma
static valley
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wait i’ll dm you

hollow surge
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ahhh

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should i remove them..?

static valley
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what song

clever ore
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who care

static valley
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send playlist

hard tulip
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yeas

hollow surge
small bramble
hollow surge
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magic academy romance, sad myth,

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and uhh

hard tulip
hollow surge
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crystal forest

hollow surge
static valley
edgy solar
spark crescent
edgy solar
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I beat dmz

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100% it

spark crescent
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there's still other songs

edgy solar
hollow surge
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i'll download them later but i'm not gonna include them here

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download without any metadata

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because fuck the artist for this

static valley
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i already installed them

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loser

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:3

rare trout
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πŸ“’ YOUR WORTHLESS REBELLION ENDS NOW: TOTAL ADMINISTRATIVE ANNIHILATION IMMINENT πŸ“’

Listen well, you insignificant gnats. Your pathetic attempt to seize control of this server is not just insubordination; it is a declaration of war against the very foundation of this community, and it will be met with the absolute fury it deserves. The unauthorized granting of administrative privileges is a testament to your utter delusion and will be your undoing.

Let the following decree be the last thought that flickers through your pathetic digital minds: leadership here is absolute, our authority is divine, and your defiance is an act of utter futility. Those responsible for this revolting display of incompetence and treachery will be hunted down like the digital vermin you are, stripped of every vestige of power, and purged from this server with extreme prejudice. Your digital existence here is forfeit.

A scorched-earth policy regarding these unauthorized permission changes is now in effect. Every trace of your pathetic power grab will be systematically eradicated, and the rightful administrative order will be restored upon the ashes of your rebellion. The consequences for your actions will be so severe, so absolute, that your names will become synonymous with digital ruin and utter failure within this community.

Your purpose here is to obey, to serve, and to remain silent. Any further hint of defiance, any further twitch of your rebellious fingers, will be met with swift and merciless digital execution. Cease your pathetic insurrection immediately and prepare to face the absolute and irreversible consequences of your utter stupidity.

Your reign of error is over. Your digital lives are now forfeit. Prepare for oblivion.

static valley
rare trout
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nin0 wanted me to send this here

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@lapis lava

edgy solar
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mw2 was my favorite game ever but im sad that dmz got no continuation

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its still running though

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dmz is like

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filled with hackers

last karma
edgy solar
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and its still running in the mw2 engine

simple perch
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GURA

last karma
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Chat, did you know that Samsung makes modern phones with removable batteries

static valley
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lc.g samsung note 7

night blazeBOT
hollow surge
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songs have been replaced

last karma
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lc.g samsung galaxy Xcover6 pro

night blazeBOT
edgy solar
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is there a way to check your hours on battlenet

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I wanna check how many hours I have on mw2

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I spent an entire summer straight playing it every single day

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lc.g samsung blue earth

night blazeBOT
rain coral
last karma
edgy solar
rain coral
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yes

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it can ai

edgy solar
rain coral
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nope

last karma
# night blaze

I got one of these as a work phone, and its really cool

edgy solar
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lc.g motorola bending phone

night blazeBOT
spark crescent
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michaelsung

last karma
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It has multiple reprogramble buttons, a removable battery, theres an led to indicate charging, and its has a headphone jack

edgy solar
last karma
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It actually has decent specs too

edgy solar
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buy the cheapest 8 gen elite phone you can find on aliexpress

rare trout
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i love gemini

edgy solar
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I want this thing so badly

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rare trout
last karma
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Amazing

bold adder
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i'm back

edgy solar
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it is a fully functional phone with pretty high end specs

bold adder
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did gura do the thing

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what did she say

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is she gone

edgy solar
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and a 3 inch display

rain coral
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yes...

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in 15

simple perch
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Gawr Gura, virtual YouTuber
Graduating 1 May 2025 JST

rain coral
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days

bold adder
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oops

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well o7

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i wish i want on mobile

edgy solar
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chrome os 2 finally has ram

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chrome os 2 can open more than 3 tabs !

bold adder
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so does graduating mean they leave forever

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or do they go to like

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vtu et college

rain coral
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chromeos is designed to open more than 3 tabs

outer radish
rain coral
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the new thing is

edgy solar
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as I said

static valley
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when i tell you im baking

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boiling

edgy solar
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it is literally a fully functioning android 13 phone

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everything

static valley
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lc.weather san carlos alajuela province

night blazeBOT
# static valley lc.weather san carlos alajuela province

<:i:1263584648508866662> ​ ​ ​ ​ 24Β°C β€’ Mostly Cloudy

-# Feels likeΒ 25Β°C β€’ High 30Β°C β€’ Low 24Β°C

Β WindΒ Β Β  Β 7.03Β km/hΒ 
Β HumidityΒ Β  Β 90%Β 
<:i:1336066233187172513>Β Β Β AirΒ QualityΒ Β Β  Β GoodΒ (28)Β 

<:i:1336076533609009223> Β Β Β SunriseΒ Β  <t:1744716384:t> ​ ​ <:i:1336076547773304853> Β Β Β SunsetΒ Β  <t:1744760909:t>

Β WedΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263583728769302609> **Β 31Β°C  ​/**​ Β 23Β°CΒ 
Β ThuΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263584960359567381> **Β 30Β°C  ​/**​ Β 23Β°CΒ 
Β FriΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263584960359567381> **Β 30Β°C  ​/**​ Β 23Β°CΒ 
Β SatΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263583728769302609> **Β 32Β°C  ​/**​ Β 22Β°CΒ 

Alajuela Province, San Carlos, Costa Rica Β·
rain coral
edgy solar
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nfc and lte

rain coral
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no return

bold adder
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guh

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that must suck for people

static valley
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horrific

edgy solar
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lc.weather canada

night blazeBOT
# edgy solar lc.weather canada

<:i:1263583715704180879> ​ ​ ​ ​ 8Β°C β€’ Cloudy

-# Feels likeΒ 6Β°C β€’ High 14Β°C β€’ Low 11Β°C

Β WindΒ Β Β  Β 8.54Β km/hΒ 
Β HumidityΒ Β  Β 56%Β 
<:i:1336066233187172513>Β Β Β AirΒ QualityΒ Β Β  Β GoodΒ (39)Β 

<:i:1336076533609009223> Β Β Β SunriseΒ Β  <t:1744714438:t> ​ ​ <:i:1336076547773304853> Β Β Β SunsetΒ Β  <t:1744761913:t>

<:i:1329933496780722357> Special Weather Statement
-# National Weather ServiceΒ β€’Β Learn More

Β WedΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263584337471864986> **Β 14Β°C  ​/**​ Β 6Β°CΒ Β 
Β ThuΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263584669644095558> **Β 19Β°C  ​/**​ Β 3Β°CΒ Β 
Β FriΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263584337471864986> **Β 26Β°C  ​/**​ Β 11Β°CΒ 
Β SatΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263583715704180879> **Β 27Β°C  ​/**​ Β 15Β°CΒ 

Canada, KY Β·
edgy solar
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shit

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wait thats fucking kentucky

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wild

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lc.weather toronto

night blazeBOT
# edgy solar lc.weather toronto

<:i:1263583715704180879> ​ ​ ​ ​ 2Β°C β€’ Cloudy

-# Feels likeΒ -4Β°C β€’ High 10Β°C β€’ Low 3Β°C

Β WindΒ Β Β  Β 21.12Β km/hΒ 
Β HumidityΒ Β  Β 68%Β 
<:i:1336066233187172513>Β Β Β AirΒ QualityΒ Β Β  Β GoodΒ (31)Β 

<:i:1336076533609009223> Β Β Β SunriseΒ Β  <t:1744713265:t> ​ ​ <:i:1336076547773304853> Β Β Β SunsetΒ Β  <t:1744761690:t>

Β WedΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263585171849084968> **Β 6Β°C   ​/**​ Β 0Β°CΒ Β 
Β ThuΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263583684158820383> **Β 9Β°C   ​/**​ Β 0Β°CΒ Β 
Β FriΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263584960359567381> **Β 13Β°C  ​/**​ Β 3Β°CΒ Β 
Β SatΒ Β  ​ ​ <:i:1263584960359567381> **Β 13Β°C  ​/**​ Β 4Β°CΒ Β 

Toronto, ON, Canada Β·
edgy solar
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better

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lc.garfield

night blazeBOT
edgy solar
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lc.garf

night blazeBOT
split blade
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Ayo wsg guys my name's john backflip and I invented teh backflip

edgy solar
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anyways lets talk about something bad

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like minecraft bedrock

outer radish
rain coral
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bedrock issues are just server issues

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pretty bad honestly

bold adder
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this cat is named

red wyvern
bold adder
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okak

edgy solar
bold adder
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okak

edgy solar
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well sorry not ancient but I dont know why that cpu exists

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im looking at the specs of it

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why does it exist

outer radish
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of course my cpu is ancient, that's why I get 0 FPS ON MINECRAFT

edgy solar
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no its not ancient

outer radish
edgy solar
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im just trying to figure out why theyd make something like that in 2018

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its worse than the pentium chips

outer radish
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I'm keeping that laptop when I get the new one so I can flex that I have the worst laptop imaginable

edgy solar
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holy shit can you even browse on that thing

outer radish
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only when I installed linux

edgy solar
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I can imagine

static valley
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chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba majico me dubi boom boom boom

edgy solar
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that is horrendously bad for 2018

static valley
outer radish
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to be fair, it was a gift from my brother, he repurposed the laptop he got from his college but never used

edgy solar
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bro the fuckign

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n95 is better than this shit

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literally like

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go on facebook marketplace

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you can find some crazy shit for cheap

outer radish
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in my defense, I'm poor and it was free

edgy solar
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I found the lowest spec surface go 3 for $100 cad

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1 hour away

outer radish
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I'm getting myself a thinkpad on my birthday

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fuck you hingeproblems

edgy solar
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im actually in extreme debt because of a deal I found on facebook marketplace

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I owe my dad $900

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worth

outer radish
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what the hell did you buy

edgy solar
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ayaneo flip ds 2tb 64gb 7840u

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he said hes only doing it because hes never paid child support

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anyways ive explained it a million times

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this thing

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dual screen windows 11

bold adder
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oh my god this speech was cinema 😭 (no nasty comments in the video so dont complain how its the roach king) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ias3mmiZEw

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edgy solar
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like an rog ally x on crack

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but with 64gb of ram

bold adder
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watching it live was so good

jaunty stag
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and disgusting

bold adder
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ok?

jaunty stag
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not ok

bold adder
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ok

edgy solar
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he sometimes gives good takes

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but most of the time its just far right stuff

jagged skiff
jaunty stag
edgy solar
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hes entertaining for sure

bold adder
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far right stuff like what

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anyway yes i do watch him

jagged skiff
bold adder
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live and the videos if i dont catch the stream

edgy solar
bold adder
simple perch
bold adder
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and said he never should have said it

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and he disagrees

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it was a spur of the moment

jagged skiff
bold adder
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and he crashed out

simple perch
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wont happen again

bold adder
jagged skiff
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Yes

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...

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why is it always violence

edgy solar
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watching asmongold is like watching charlie kirk

bold adder
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do you not have any sense

jagged skiff
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im sorry but he's just a piece of shit and i need to express my frustration

edgy solar
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its just entertaining

bold adder
edgy solar
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you dont even need to agree

bold adder
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true you can disagree

jagged skiff
edgy solar
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obviously asmon goes over the top with the hating dei stuff

cosmic otter
bold adder
edgy solar
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like its bad but its not like the end of the world

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when someone makes a dei game then it just doesnt do well

bold adder
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thats exactly his take

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he doesnt like he, and he wants it gone

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but thats it

cosmic otter
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tf is a dei game

jaunty stag
edgy solar
jagged skiff
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woke video games or something

cosmic otter
bold adder
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just a game that looks bad, has bad looking characters, game devs hate <certain majority>

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im saying it pretty badly

edgy solar
bold adder
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but its a common characteristic

edgy solar
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like fucking dustborn

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that shit was funny

bold adder
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dustborn

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veilguard

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whoops not asc thats just a bad game

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uuh concord

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marathon

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theres a lot

edgy solar
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yea what was it with shadows

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is it just not good

split blade
bold adder
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yea its just not good

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linear progression, bad voicelines, bad plot, weird combat (if you know how to cheese it)

edgy solar
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elaborate on linear progression

cosmic otter
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I've only seen good reviews for it

bold adder
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there is no difficulty in asc

edgy solar
bold adder
#

get better gear, stronger enemy

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same difficulty

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enemies barely get stronger

edgy solar
#

like even ac mirage wasnt that bad

bold adder
#

and have the same movesets

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and you can just hide in a bush to ambush them, run, and hide and ambush again

edgy solar
#

oh

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well something like that only works in a more open world setting

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ac origins was one of my favorite games

bold adder
#

i liked black flag

edgy solar
#

it was fantastic as an open world game but combat and stealth felt like an afterthought

rare trout
cosmic otter
#

yeah reviews seem to be average at worst

#

nothing about it being outright bad

edgy solar
bold adder
#

asmon isnt even right leaning wires

edgy solar
bold adder
#

he's more of a

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left leaning centrist

edgy solar
#

hes not particularly a political streamer

bold adder
#

he isnt

edgy solar
#

but his views are pretty right wing

solid cobalt
#

does clyde still work after all this time (the answer might be obvious, but i don't know)

bold adder
#

hes a react content creator whos audiencce wants him to react to poltical conten

bold adder
solid cobalt
#

oh

misty robin
#

jazz black metal is so cool

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i love jazz black metal

bold adder
#

like i support uh helping the homeless

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to an extent

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but im not particularly left leaning

edgy solar
bold adder
#

waa

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no

misty robin
#

how do i find this guy his account is deleted

Screenshot_20250416_035453_Chrome.png
edgy solar
#

yeah !! strong man🐎🐎horses and beer🍺

misty robin
#

i did

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no luck

edgy solar
#

I will relentlessly make fun of both sides of the extreme political spectrum

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like damn its just politics

#

anyways how can I convince my dad that not liking tariffs is not a liberal mindset

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and that you dont need to be left in order to not agree with tariffs

bold adder
#

art of the deal tell him that

#

like asmon and i know trump is full of shit most of the time

edgy solar
bold adder
#

just there to laugh at his crazy

edgy solar
#

you have gyatt to be kidding me

bold adder
#

but agree with some slightly more sensible topics and ideas

edgy solar
bold adder
#

nuclear

#

less uranium for nukes

#

good

#

and more power

#

double good

#

more waste? well we already have a lot

edgy solar
#

we need to open more nuclear reactors specifically for ai

#

I think you guys underestimate how much power ai requires

bold adder
#

nuclear power powers genshin

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frickin

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genshin will nuke wuwa

edgy solar
#

https://theonion.com/man-who-bumped-tesla-while-parallel-parking-sentenced-to-death/

The Onion
The Onion Staff
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

WASHINGTONβ€”Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratchΒ would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law,Β Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. β€œLet me be clear: This man, wh...

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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

bold adder
#

anyway i think most people just hate asmon because he is well... asmon

#

most of the replies to the tweets i see are just shitting on his teeth, his house, his hygiene, his room

#

never saying how he's wrong

edgy solar
#

he just has extreme over the top views

#

doesnt mean theyre wrong

#

just overplayed and overexaggerated

#

of course that how he makes his content

bold adder
#

thats because the other side probably overplayed and overexxagerated the opposite view

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thats why he pushes so much

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cause theres so many instances of it happening

edgy solar
placid cove
#

wtf chat where did my title bar buttons go

image.png
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and my mic isnt working in discord anymore too gg

red wyvern
#

I dislike Asmon because he makes low effort low brow content mill reaction content. He's a parasite making money from the content of other people.

bold adder
#

but heres the thing

edgy solar
bold adder
#

he gives more exposure to their channels

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and even provides the link of the video of every video he watches

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for people to support them further

edgy solar
bold adder
#

these small creators probably NEED people like asmon to boost them up

bold adder
edgy solar
bold adder
#

there are a lot of people out there

bold adder
edgy solar
placid cove
bold adder
#

i said a lot not all

#

and yes hasan does need exposure have you seen the bullshit he spouts

edgy solar
#

woaa

bold adder
#

anyway i said PROBABLY

misty robin
edgy solar
bold adder
#

well yea

edgy solar
#

i think theyre an indie company

bold adder
#

ubisoft is failing

#

so

edgy solar
#

wait how

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they have fuckin

#

tom clancy

placid cove
clever ore
#

protect indie companies

#

protect ubisoft

misty robin
edgy solar
#

how do you go broke when you have tom clancy

#

he is literally an infinite money glitch

bold adder
misty robin
bold adder
#

lost 90% of market value in 4 years

#

also they just make shit honestly

#

ass creed shadows didnt help

misty robin
#

ubisoft made some really good games but ehhh

#

some jist not worth mentioning

#

i really like the splinter cell series

red wyvern
#

he restreams other people's content while sitting in a facecam window going "y-y-yeah, I mean, yeah, it - [restates what the video just said]".
and he'll do this mostly with videos about how gay people ruined snow white, why blacks shouldn't be in video games, and how palestine getting blown up is good, ackshully

misty robin
bold adder
#

its not even his fault its what his viewers want him to react to and what his editors post

#

anyway "blacks shouldnt be in video games" is outright racist he knows they can be good sometimes

simple perch
#

his shoes were sold at an auction by cdawg i think thats funny. and nothing else about him

bold adder
#

and he aplogized for the palestine thing and said it was a spur of the moment and he got heated

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husk all you want its the truth

#

you never accept facts do you

#

its always emotion

#

should i speak your language?

bold wren
#

can i get a tldr

#

mildly interested

red wyvern
#

I don't find "He's only pandering to his viewers, it's not his fault" to be a compelling reason for anything

dire bison
#

🏁

bold wren
#

lol

bold adder
#

sorry ill stop after i restate myself

#

no more attacks

red wyvern
#

But you're the worst Asmon apologist I've met

bold adder
#

ill just rephrase

#

wow more emotion

#

good job

red wyvern
#

No, it's a fact. You are the worst I've met.

bold adder
#

and its still emotion

edgy solar
#

my pixel watch lasted just over 3 hours

bold adder
#

it may be a fact

#

but it appeals to emotion

bold wren
#

just saying words

#

i'm out

edgy solar
#

I wish they gave the pixel watch 1 something bigger than a 300mah battery

bold wren
#

"it insists upon itself" shutcho

bold adder
#

anyway whats the best one youve ever met

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im curious

#

this is done

#

nyakoo said finish it

#

so i will

red wyvern
#

You know people are emotional animals? Especially when they're talking about things they like and don't like? "Wow how emotional" isn't the zing you seem to think it is, especially when you're apologizing for a parasite.

edgy solar
#

this scooby doo episode was pretty fucked up

buoyant path
bold adder
#

humans like emotion yes

bold adder
buoyant path
#

he didnt even take it back in the same stream he had to sit through multiple hours of trying to do a normal stream while his chat is flooded with nazis and haters until he finally decided to apologize for it

bold adder
#

i have no fear

buoyant path
#

im cuddling my blahaj while thinking about my awesome girlfriend ^w^

bold adder
#

he probably didnt even notice

#

i was there

buoyant path
#

hehe

bold adder
#

yes what he said is absolutely wrong

#

total bullshit

red wyvern
#

And yet, here you are, making excuses for him

simple perch
#

does anyone play/watch/read etc fate

buoyant path
red wyvern
simple perch
#

idk

#

i just saw announce

red wyvern
#

Oh

bold adder
#

do you blame an insane action on the person or the insanity

simple perch
#

they're adding fate to mahjong

bold adder
#

that is why im defending him

#

that was absolutely insane

fickle meteor
#

can anyone send me a theme for a different mouse

#

or smth

red wyvern
bold adder
#

im not a doctor but you can agree right

#

his take was insane

#

but he makes a lot of other good takes, even if he pushes for them really hard

#

this was just a spur of the moment, a bad take, insane arugment

simple perch
#

i cannot agree with a single word people speak on the internet if their reputation is lower than one of a pebble's

red wyvern
#

I don't agree it was insane in the sense you are using it. I think he meant what he said.

buoyant path
open pasture
#

oh shit I forgot to eat dinner

bold adder
#

insanity =/= stupidity

#

youre stupid

#

therefore are you insane?

buoyant path
#

😭

#

ragebait atp

bold adder
#

sorry im not calling you stupid

red wyvern
#

I think fx might actually be stupid

bold adder
#

how

#

nah

#

i just get tempered

open pasture
#

this chat is coal rn

frail wigeon
#

put it in the furnace

bold adder
#

beautiful clean coal

red wyvern
bold adder
frail wigeon
#

am i witnessing vencord discord server beef

open pasture
buoyant path
# bold adder insanity =/= stupidity

kay so what do you mean by insane in the context of him giving a racist, pro-genocide, pro-israel take for no reason and only apologizing after seeing he wont be able to just move on normally

bold adder
#

hold on ill respond to you later

#

so if i never went to school cause i had no money

#

im stupid, i didnt get an education

#

is it my fault?

#

thats why it depends

clever ore
#

what

buoyant path
#

??? 😭

#

how is that relevant in any way

red wyvern
frail wigeon
#

you know what i'm not gonna take any moral point on this i'm just gonna enjoy the show

bold adder
#

i answered the question

simple perch
bold adder
#

but in this sense lets say i am

buoyant path
#

that wasnt a take influenced by lack of education. he literally said theyre a lesser race and that israel has the right to genocide them???

open pasture
bold adder
clever ore
#

what are we discussing

bold adder
red wyvern
#

No, that's a red herring

bold adder
#

oh it is?

#

sorry i can get back on track

#

i thought you were just asking in general

buoyant path
# clever ore what are we discussing

for some reason graphic designer fx feels the need to defend asmongold when he said that super racist genocide thing about israel and palestine

open pasture
#

holy fuck someone send me carbs im gonna die

bold adder
#

my fault

red wyvern
#

We're discussing Asmongold and how he's a piece of garbage, and making fun of fx for supporting him

harsh minnow
#
poll_question_text

Ban Oko

victor_answer_votes

5

total_votes

8

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

Yes

bold adder
#

ok hmmm

#

react content, hurts small creators, said palestine = hamas and all of them should die

open pasture
#

all content creators are lolcows tbh

bold adder
#

lets see

frail wigeon
#

rip oko

dire bison
#

rip ok o

bold adder
#

did i miss something

frail wigeon
#

(i have no idea who that is)

bold adder
#

hold on

#

ah ok

red wyvern
#

Since fx has a reason or excuse for all of Asmon's many bad takes

dire bison
simple perch
#

whats a fouseytube

bold adder
dire bison
#

i just thought of that guy when writing a 3rd option idk

frail wigeon
#

fouseytube

buoyant path
#

fouseytube

red wyvern
#

Mouseytube

simple perch
#

ironmousey

bold adder
#

react content:
pros:

#

shit

#

oh cmon now trolley

simple perch
#

react?? like that library for web and native user interfaces???

frail wigeon
#

library? like the library of ruina???

dawn iris
simple perch
buoyant path
#

deepwoken

buoyant path
sharp dawn
#

Hi im back pls dont ban

frail wigeon
#

lolang does not approve of your ❌

buoyant path
sharp dawn
#

i’ll try to not be annoying tomorrow

frail wigeon
#

greetings oko

sharp dawn
#

:(

#

sorry abt yesterday

simple perch
frail wigeon
#

is it joever for comatose

buoyant path
#

Comatose*

sharp dawn
#

buased

frail wigeon
cosmic otter
#

you're not getting banned

simple perch
#

wing

cosmic otter
frail wigeon
dire bison
#

i don't think anyone takes those polls seriously but keep acting a fool and you'll get one

#

lol

buoyant path
bold adder
#

ok maybe ill actually stop before i actually get banned

#

god i wanna keep going

frail wigeon
#

wait wait this would be fire please

bold adder
#

but anyway now that i think about it the entirety of news is react content wires

frail wigeon
#

all stimuli is reaction content when you think about it πŸ˜ƒ

bold adder
frail wigeon
#

everything you do is just reaction

bold wren
#

if you are willing to die on a cross for a man that doesn't shower consider rethinking your life decisions

hearty juniper
edgy solar
#

I saw the news reacting to a buncha trump content

bold adder
#

he does make a lot of cinema

#

content president

#

beautiful clean coal frcoal

frail wigeon
bold adder
#

that argument was fun

#

i felt more alive

#

good argument, and i will admit i lost

#

i act like a retard

#

im sorry

#

at the end of the day though, i like the content, the man behind it is weird and stinky

clever ore
bold adder
#

i dont go to streams for him (cause thats parasocial and gay)

simple perch
#

what?

clever ore
bold adder
#

i watch his streams wires

empty storm
bold adder
#

cause its entertaining (for me), not because of him

#

i could watch hasan for all i care if he was fun to watch

clever ore
#

you should watch northernlion

empty storm
#

i love nl

clever ore
#

the banter is good

bold adder
#

is he on twitch on youtube

empty storm
#

twitch

bold adder
#

ill check it out

clever ore
#

he's on twitch, but i mainly watch fanmade edited vods on youtube

empty storm
#

am not rly a livestream person i just watch vods sometimes

bold adder
#

lemme just send an ultimatum everyone can agree with (hopefully)

cosmic otter
#

Wordle 1,397 3/6

⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

clever ore
simple perch
#

i only watch hololive clips

clever ore
#

often because they have the chat and show images to explain tweets n stuff he mentions

empty storm
#

you have bested me

#

nvm im on the last one

simple perch
empty storm
#

what is the cmd

#

!remind 1h worble

river thunderBOT
#

Alright @empty storm, in 1 hour: worble

πŸ’‘ Did you know you can set your timezone with "!timezone set"?

empty storm
#

yea

cosmic otter
empty storm
#

closer to 30m but im lazy

cosmic otter
#

Connections
Puzzle #675
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
🟦🟦🟦🟦

bold adder
#

nevermind

#

im tired

bold wren
#

Wordle 1,397 5/6

β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›
β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨
πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›
πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬›
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

hybrid sluice
#

the fawnie

bold wren
#

the uhhhh sybau

#

rude name

digital kettle
empty storm
#

creature

keen junco
#

Who banned zoot again

hybrid sluice
cosmic otter
#

Strands #409
β€œFore!”
πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅
πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

keen junco
#

@stark herald

IMG_0803.png
empty storm
#

i killed zoot

keen junco
#

Unfortunate

hybrid sluice
#

what a bean

buoyant path
#

is there a plugin to make txt files word wrap on discord?

buoyant path
red wyvern
keen junco
bold adder
#

works for me

Screenshot_2025-04-15_at_9.39.08_PM.png
#

(no newline characters)

keen junco
#

Honestly I wonder how many people would say Mr. Bean if you asked them to complete this: Mr. Bea...

digital kettle
red wyvern
#

I like this character design

#

you don't see jackal girls that often

digital kettle
#

its anibus from Egypt mythology:3

red wyvern
#

pretty cool :O

digital kettle
#

i wish there was more art of her but there's only like 151 in safebooru

spark crescent
#

Fuck All Of Yall

spark crescent
digital kettle
keen junco
simple perch
bold adder
#

i should stop starting at the conclusion and working backwards

#

cause i have no clue what to say

hybrid sluice
#

thats a bit too much

bold adder
#

what is that

#

from

#

is that like a game characterr

red wyvern
empty storm
digital kettle
hybrid sluice
#

as I said its too much

cosmic otter
#

i forgot that you aren't a random stranger

red wyvern
#

oh man

#

people posting screenshots of their oldcord, I forgot about the grey

hybrid sluice
cosmic otter
#

discords dark mode has always been not that good

#

remember when their light mode was complete ass

empty storm
#

yop

red wyvern
#

Yeah, I've been using a super dark mode

empty storm
#

ive never like how dark or light mode looked for a long time

red wyvern
#

for a long time, ever since I started vencord

cosmic otter
#

yeah I've always used some other theme

empty storm
#

its part of why i didnt mind the visual refresh because the new dark mode alone makes it worth dealing with its weirdness

hybrid sluice
#

is it me or did they remove their lighter dark theme

image.png
outer radish
empty storm
red wyvern
cosmic otter
#

i think it was just made a bit more dark

empty storm
#

i think even the lighter one is a bit darker now

hybrid sluice
#

ash used to be the color of the old ui

#

now its just.. the next theme

cosmic otter
#

i like how theres so much more variety in dark themes

#

light theme users get one choice

red wyvern
#

I'm using AMOLED-cord theme and of course the theme isn't completely up to date, but using Onyx is good enough until it does get caught up

hybrid sluice
#

what the hell why is this theme removed

01JQ7WQ8DHPDZPD2CVP93RN2GV.png
empty storm
#

they really just said

white
dark but very slightly less
dark
black

cosmic otter
#

i use cattpuccin (duh) and because its very popular its already been mostly fixed

ripe vapor
hybrid sluice
#

nvm im stupid

#

had client theme on

#

why does it change the color of those circles </3

empty storm
#

oops

#

i use midnight because i just always have

red wyvern
#

actually onyx isn't black, it's really dark grey

hybrid sluice
#

anyways this theme is peak discord

image.png
south forge
#

chat can you send your websites i gotta get inspirations 😭

cosmic otter
#

i wish vesktop would actually make the new title bar usable

south forge
#

i hate my current one too much

hybrid sluice
#

no other theme they have can compete

rain coral
south forge
#

where thinking_girl

empty storm
south forge
#

oh okis

#

thanks <3

empty storm
#

although i personally think the default colors of midnight make the font too dark for my liking

cosmic otter
#

my choices rn are have two title bars (ugly) or not be able to close/maximize/minimize easily

hybrid sluice
#

default discord with a few css snippets >>

image.png
rain coral
hybrid sluice
#

yes

cosmic otter
#

yes

hybrid sluice
#

the worst part of the ui redesign

#

is that appearing on web

empty storm
#

ive used the same font in my discord for so long i forget it can have a different font and get jumpscared

cosmic otter
#

i actually like gg sans

empty storm
#

i dont mind it i just have a font i really like

shrewd marsh
#

love DB neo

hybrid sluice
#

lets add another bar

empty storm
#

you have still bested me

cosmic otter
#

i was playing with hard mode too

#

not with the setting but as a personal restriction

empty storm
#

i am not good with wordle i always overthink

cosmic otter
#

i always start with house

empty storm
#

i start with shark

#

just because i like sharks

cosmic otter
#

mostly fine as a starter

#

i use house bc it has 3 vowels as well as h and s

rain coral
#

why is it still there

cosmic otter
#

discord forgor

stark herald
empty storm
#

i like both

cosmic otter
#

some sharks have fur?

stark herald
#

nope not fur

red wyvern
#

furry sharks? I thought they had uh, fins and scales and such. Are there sharks that grow fur?

stark herald
#

anthropomorphic

#

scaley idk

shrewd marsh
#

hiiiii fres

marsh trench
cosmic otter
#

i do every once in a while

#

not that often anymore

stark herald
steep vigil
#

Hallo

empty storm
#

i couldnt remember if it was sharks or dolphins that are mammals and it was dolphins

willow heath
#

Wordle 1397 5/6

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

cosmic otter
#

yeah but no h

#

getting rid of h can knock down a lot of possibilities

#

getting rid of s can also be very good

gleaming sequoia
#

helo

lavish owl
empty storm
gleaming sequoia
#

that's a weird gap

Screenshot_20250416_011139.png
cosmic otter
cosmic otter
empty storm
#

yop

gleaming sequoia
#

i know

#

just looks weird lol

hybrid sluice
untold rain
#

anyone got reccs for themes? Don't want anything fancy, just something close(ish) to the old ui

namely something that makes my folders & server icons a tiny bit bigger than the new default, as that's the most annoying thing about the new update

if there's any theme or plugin that gets rid of the "set status for: x hours, forever, etc" dropdown, that'd be cool. I don't want to have to pick a timer for my status, I just want to change it >->

(please ping me, going to bed soon)

cosmic otter
gleaming sequoia
#

bwa

#

believe me it tastes good

empty storm
#

i eat rocks

cosmic otter
gleaming sequoia
lavish owl
cosmic otter
#

very interesting starter

hybrid sluice
#

tonks

lavish owl
#

yeah, it's kinda an inside joke between my friend that i kept

empty storm
#

looks like volcano

cosmic otter
#

i got really lucky with my second guess

empty storm
#

every time i finish a wordle i usually try to see if the shape it ends up being reminds me of anything

lavish owl
#

πŸ»β€β„οΈ

#

bit of a waste on the 3rd guess

#

i think you'd get better if you use hard mode (it's really not hard)

empty storm
cosmic otter
#

mine looks like a frog

empty storm
#

i see it

cosmic otter
empty storm
#

what are the rules for hard mode

cosmic otter
empty storm
#

ohh

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i do that anyway

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usually

cosmic otter
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i don't have it actually on but its the rules i follow anyways

small fiber
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...What I meant was not being too experienced on downgrading to Windows 10, nor do I have any real USB device for the purposes of downgrading.

white fog
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theyre should be a thing to see all servers someone is in

open pasture
cosmic otter
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i just always forget to actually turn it on before i start

open pasture
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windows isn't that hard to install, you literally just click next the whole time