🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

[sharp dawn]

why is this venbottos reviews :/

[open pasture]

do i have any reviews

can't check rn

I'm on my phone

[rain coral]

forbidden words i cannot read

[open pasture]

1984

[rain coral]

someone marked you

and me

[open pasture]

💔

[outer radish]

oh goodness it's a protest

we want our feline vocalizations

[open pasture]

motherfucker be marking territories like a dog

i agree with what 0526 said!!

[outer radish]

okay it's just the term, they didn't block cat

[open pasture]

I'm hungry af

my ass gotta grab smth to eat

maybe oreos

[red wyvern]

Eat some chromeos

[open pasture]

will do

my cat was begging me to pet his belly

@paper gate mono so silly

[red wyvern]

Post cat

[red wyvern]

I love him!

[open pasture]

samee

[paper gate]

minky is weird

he doesnt like when i pet his belly too long

silly

[open pasture]

mine just starts staring me when he wants me to stop

😭

[outer radish]

guys... https://m.imdb.com/title/tt33050528/

[open pasture]

mono sneezed

:<

[open pasture]

it's only being released in May here

[outer radish]

for me April 11th

[open pasture]

damn

so quick

[lone moss]

ngl whats vesktop i havent been here in a while

ah

[open pasture]

big aserisk on the sometimes

[lone moss]

cool

is it legal

[short iris]

are most themes fixed?

[lone moss]

yup

here comes the well

there goes my answer

[slow urchin]

i love just having this here, favicon so good

[blazing moon]

link

[open pasture]

breaking tos is soooo cool

[lone moss]

can you promise or not

[open pasture]

no

[lone moss]

just promise

[open pasture]

youre going to be sentenced to death if you use it

[lone moss]

just promise

please

[open pasture]

still pissed off that one of my old accounts got banned for supposedly "putting children in danger"

[slow urchin]

it's not even close to done but i'll ping u if u want when it is

[blazing moon]

YAYAYYAYAYYA

[lone moss]

well are you ready to sign off on a contract abiding by the liability you hold saying this?

i'm about to self report.

yes. i wont be there

[open pasture]

Are you sure?

[lone moss]

i dont understand the issue here bro i think you are trying your best to stray away from the main issue here which should also be the main focus, why are you trying to lure people into nuking all whilst avoiding signing contracts

[open pasture]

are you ready to sign off on a contract legally silencing you on what youre going to see after you install this mod

did you know among us cosmetics are in fortnite

[lone moss]

sorry but the only reason nukes were brought into topic..

was because you brought them up.

you msut know enough about them

[slow urchin]

who else

[blazing moon]

this is the bringing up of nukes in question

[short iris]

im aware i just wanna know if the theme developers have updated the themes, and this is the only community im in that people would be using themes

[blazing moon]

insanity

[twin slate]

@abstract scaffold happy birthday@abstract scaffold happy birthday

[slow urchin]

tis list of who to ping when baubau clicker is done

[open pasture]

lc.define scat

[night blaze]

scat

-# skat • verb

-# ⚠ Informal

1. go away; leave.

• Scat! Leave me alone

labsCore • Page 1/5

[lone moss]

thank you

[abstract scaffold]

ADSFGDGFH

[open pasture]

WHAT DID I DO

[lone moss]

we need more scabau :3's in this miserable thing we call world

[slow urchin]

for all you know they literally dont know the definition Lol

[last karma]

lc.garfield

[night blaze]

Garfield Comic Strip for <t:1311811200:D>

labsCore

[open pasture]

i literally don't

💔

[blazing moon]

this message makes me so unreasonably happy

[slow urchin]

isnt everyone?

doesnt mean we know anything

[open pasture]

my grandpa isn't

i started using the internet in 2010

i was three

xd

[lone moss]

it seems you are not aware i've never been here in my life yet here i am for one of my first times making you happy.

[blazing moon]

ive never used it

[slow urchin]

guh ur one year older than me

old dusty fuck

[open pasture]

the only theme you should be using is the bloated css snippet that makes your discord the scrapped visualrefresh design and your cpu 100% (if it already wasnt from discord)

[slow urchin]

no

i was talking about age

[open pasture]

im not clicking that ip grabber

[slow urchin]

i started using internet properly in like 2016 (outside of the fucking ps3 youtube Lol)

[open pasture]

nopppp I'm so young

[slow urchin]

all of them

at least 2

[open pasture]

im already sending my ip and camera and location and files off to vencord staff (probably blackrock) by using this im not giving it to google too

i have never used a google service in my life

[blazing moon]

woahh me too!!

[open pasture]

Mono is coercing me. @paper gate

he's not gonna let me pet him until i give him snacks

jokes on you i dont have an ip

this is very messed up pal

hush

[slow urchin]

you have a car named mono?

[paper gate]

love

[blazing moon]

i love kitties

[open pasture]

chat

I think I'm being watched.

[blazing moon]

so yummy

[open pasture]

ye

[slow urchin]

not real until you show

:3

[open pasture]

deserved for using one ui

[open pasture]

i use iOS too, can it get worse than that?

ios is better than oneui

[open pasture]

oneui is like the worst of the worst

[paper gate]

miui:

[slow urchin]

AWHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS CAR

mono is such a good name too

i love

[open pasture]

uh huh buddy

[open pasture]

ximi my beloved

25C is so damn cold...

[paper gate]

ximi

[paper gate]

pretty wallpaper

[open pasture]

he's called mono because he only knows a single word /s

[paper gate]

i just use one of the stock wallpapers on my pohne

[open pasture]

lc.wa 25C to F

[night blaze]

25C to F

77 °F (degrees Fahrenheit)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/9

[paper gate]

warm

[open pasture]

pohne

[night blaze]

25F to C

-3.889 °C (degrees Celsius)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/8

[open pasture]

lemme get the wallpaper i use on my iOS

[slow urchin]

he's called mono because he's a single-celled organism

[open pasture]

i have never experienced anything below 15C bro

[paper gate]

oop

[slow urchin]

lc.wa 15c to f

[night blaze]

15c to f

59 °F (degrees Fahrenheit)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/8

[paper gate]

i accidentally screenshot too late

[open pasture]

sky

[open pasture]

pretty

[slow urchin]

INSANE

so sweaty....

[open pasture]

it's always hot in Brazil

[open pasture]

that discord icon is rancid oh my lord

[paper gate]

there is big storm here right now

[open pasture]

I have to shower three times a day

[open pasture]

sorry

how

[paper gate]

i love storms

[slow urchin]

ice

[open pasture]

mf is playing tag

i love this screenshot

rain.... storm..... fortnite storm..... fortnite....

mono is following me i hope he doesn't blackmail me

[bold adder]

i ate it

[open pasture]

Get fatter...

[bold adder]

still not fat

[open pasture]

yet

[bold adder]

i dont think i can

[open pasture]

what discord quest™️ is this

[blazing moon]

real

[paper gate]

my satellite images

45 gb

[slow urchin]

YOU CAN MOVE THE WINDOWS BAR??????

HUSKKKKKKKKKKK

SO ULTRAHUSK

[wide hamlet]

yay its back

[raw panther]

no longer can with win11 tho

I always had mine at the top, with windows 11 also via mods

[slow urchin]

only good thing windows 11 changed

[raw panther]

removing choice good?

[slow urchin]

hate anything other than bottom taskbar imo

[slow urchin]

for me specifically ya :3

bloat

[unborn fractal]

The first programmer ever in existence:

[blazing moon]

:(

[open pasture]

I'm the first programmer in my hood 🔥

not smth to be proud of

[blazing moon]

i have this big blob of dead pixels on the bottom right of my screen so i have my bar to the left

and honestly, its nice

[cosmic otter]

yeah you can put it on any side of the screen

[slow urchin]

your monitor is infected with The Void

[blazing moon]

you can also resize it

[slow urchin]

well i def knew that

i feel like no one does that tho

the resizing

if you have that many taskbar items ur pc must be laggy af on startup

[keen junco]

Looks ugly unless you are using the task bar on the side

[open pasture]

yop

[slow urchin]

do you love

[keen junco]

No

[cosmic otter]

task bar on the side would look terrible for my triple monitor setup

[noble quest]

https://github.com/ChrisAnd1998/TaskbarX

[slow urchin]

center taskbar

[noble quest]

yop

so good

[slow urchin]

husk

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter i watch you closely

[cosmic otter]

zeet has his taskbar on the right side

[open pasture]

no taskbar so good

[bold adder]

i will make sushi out of him

[cosmic otter]

my government takes power soon

patience

zeet husking like im not giving him a high position

[open pasture]

that's the issue

high positions don't last very long

⚰️

[cosmic otter]

zeet gets the button that raises gas prices

[slow urchin]

zeet has political stage fright

[bold adder]

i power my lawnmower with beautiful clean coal

[slow urchin]

how do you commicate consistenly across 2 servers

[cosmic otter]

we'll develop that button once we control the treasury

[slow urchin]

mugman cloned himself

i literally just saw u talking in neko sanctuary

guh

[paper gate]

how

how does it owrk

[cosmic otter]

i only trust you to know when gas prices should be raised

[cosmic otter]

no one knows

[paper gate]

i will raise them when needed

[slow urchin]

guh i see this but how do i actually favorite a server

ohh ic ic

[cosmic otter]

an experiment that's fully functional but never released

[paper gate]

wing real name mr wong

[slow urchin]

LOVE

[fallow pawn]

[slow urchin]

xperiment so good

[cosmic otter]

sammy will be the secretary of commerce

[fallow pawn]

haven’t worked on my app in a day

Is it over

[cosmic otter]

nop

i need you elsewhere

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter what will your job be

[slow urchin]

somone here will make movable favorites section plugin 🙏

[cosmic otter]

supreme ruler

[paper gate]

oh ok

[noble quest]

to where

[cosmic otter]

world

i mustn't leak more information

[slow urchin]

the section itself like a server

[cosmic otter]

nop

[paper gate]

why

[cosmic otter]

join the discord server

[slow urchin]

?

[empty storm]

https://tenor.com/view/never-soeak-again-never-soeak-soeak-soeak-again-gif-8504837093243933705

[slow urchin]

FASTEST COZIES EVER HOLY

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

3 WITHIN 100 MS

[paper gate]

hive mind

[slow urchin]

guh

[cosmic otter]

fastest to cozy gets a special role

[bold adder]

my dorm fridge is disgusting

[cosmic otter]

v+brain rot @wide leaf

[bold adder]

there are people who left like 3 week old cake in there

and some giant bowl with soup and carrots

[cosmic otter]

i think im dumb

gonna kms rq

v+ brain rot @wide leaf

its all part of the plan

try cozying

[fallow pawn]

vds

[neon ferry]

Discord Status

🟢 API: Operational
🟢 Media Proxy: Operational
🟢 Gateway: Operational
🟢 Push Notifications: Operational
🟢 Search: Operational
🟢 Voice: Operational

Latest Outage Information

[cosmic otter]

interesting

[fallow pawn]

[cosmic otter]

brain rot is supposed to remove reaction perms

v+ brain rot @paper gate

[blazing moon]

brainrot should schedule their account for a ban

[paper gate]

guhh

[cosmic otter]

can you cozy

[cosmic otter]

ig brain rotted people can react now

v- brain rot @paper gate

[blazing moon]

nono wait

[cosmic otter]

v- brain rot @wide leaf

[blazing moon]

make it so brainrotted people can only react

remove all their speaking perms

only reaction

[noble quest]

insane

[slow urchin]

they always could it's just they cant send any custom emotes from other servers

[blazing moon]

then remove reaction, easy

[slow urchin]

and cant send stickers at all

[cosmic otter]

no it blocked reactions before

zeet can confirm

[slow urchin]

guh when i had it forever ago it was just no customs

[cosmic otter]

its a few things

[paper gate]

wing quota

[keen junco]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1910370753616482675

brycicle 🚲 (@Brycicle77)

bro why is ryan reynolds at the postman conference?? he write a curl wrapper too?

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FixupX · Apr 10, 2025, 4:34 PM

[cosmic otter]

why does every damn tech company need a conference

[open pasture]

fastest one to react gets NOTHING

[cosmic otter]

vencon 2025 is in may

[cosmic otter]

we rugged that ages ago

[fallow pawn]

vencoin

[open pasture]

Careful with that axe, Eugene

[dawn iris]

Chat

This is it

I have six hours

Less than six hours

To finish my project report

It might be over for me

I only have half a can of monster energy left

Maybe I can brew some right proper coffee

[blazing moon]

do you want us to like help or smth

[dawn iris]

No my friends went to bed

So I'm here screaming into the VenCord void

[blazing moon]

😭

[open pasture]

Double shot if you want a heart attack (or not idk how much you've drank already)

[keen junco]

He has already committed way worse crimes than that

[cosmic otter]

ew tea

real patriots drink coffee

[bold adder]

i just pronounces pasta pahstuh like 5 times

[latent quiver]

I didn't consider that

[keen junco]

Because you're stoopid

[stark herald]

@edgy solar summons you

[hushed ridge]

I’m in significant amounts of pain because I realized I’m probably a web dev… I started autistically talking about CSS properties.

[latent quiver]

I'm gonna hit you in the head with a hammer

[mint dagger]

are you sure

[hushed ridge]

I didn’t want to be this mane… I just wanted to make software.

[keen junco]

That's not very nicr

[hushed ridge]

[keen junco]

Yop you're a web dev

[hushed ridge]

Is that not how it’s pronounced?

[latent quiver]

well ermmmm calling me stupid isn't very nice either so it's fair game

[hushed ridge]

Autistically explaining to a friend how single page architecture works and why it would work better for his site because you can animate transitions between pages yourself instead of leaving load/unload to the browser side.

I’m cooked

[keen junco]

No it's supposed to be pronounced how it's written, PASTAH

[steep vigil]

Gm everyone

[hushed ridge]

Gm

[steep vigil]

[bold adder]

no like i really stresses the pah in pahsta

like

[keen junco]

Well actually the phonetics are "paa·stuh"

[steep vigil]

Who says pasta like dat

[bold adder]

me when im dumb

[keen junco]

Mods crush their skull

[hushed ridge]

That is my own voice message ser?

[bold adder]

no

[hushed ridge]

Oh so Discord is having an aneurysm

Got it

It’s playing as my own voice message

For some reason

[keen junco]

lol

[steep vigil]

Crazy

[keen junco]

I'm just speaking the truth

[hushed ridge]

Nope I unironically can’t play it

[latent quiver]

nuh uh

[hushed ridge]

It won’t let me

[keen junco]

Just tell them to use Astro with View Transitions

[hushed ridge]

They’re using Svelte with Vite so I’m just suggesting they move over to SvelteKit

If they don’t want to roll their own SPA framework

[keen junco]

But they could also just switch over to Astro, keep their Svelte components because Astro supports components from Svelte, React, Preact, Angular, etc and then get the best of both SPA and MPA

[hushed ridge]

I’d upload a video of the site but I have no privileges

[steep vigil]

Lots of complicated words

[hushed ridge]

Potentially

[steep vigil]

What privileges

[hushed ridge]

Image privileges

[steep vigil]

Ah

I thought some site related

[hushed ridge]

No I don’t currently have repo access either but I could get it if I wanted it

[keen junco]

Human rights because woman /j

[hushed ridge]

The project also isn’t technically public yet, but it doesn’t show any actual crucial info so it would be fine to share the video.

I’m mostly there for business ideas and some minor graphic design stuff

[keen junco]

I just go with Astro for everything these days simply because of how versatile yet good it is

[hushed ridge]

Understandable, I’m pretty sure the main reason Svelte was chosen is because some other team members are comfortable with it and everyone else was willing to learn it

Although I’ve never heard of Astro I’ll have to look into it

[steep vigil]

Cancelling u

[thorn barn]

yall still remember that discord outage?

[steep vigil]

No

[hushed ridge]

Astro makes it super easy to add complexity only where I need it, rather than importing a truckload and only using 1% of it

I’m already sold

[thorn barn]

The best way to break discord is get 100 people and get them to upload files with the size of 500mb 100 times

[hushed ridge]

…eliminates the complexity of hooks, stale closures, refs, observables, atoms, selectors, reactions, and derivations…

Double sold

This sounds nice

Where do I sign

[steep vigil]

How do u upload 500 mb

[thorn barn]

With nitro obviously

[steep vigil]

NITRO ALLOWS U WHOLE FCKIN 500 MB?!?!?!?

I thought like 50

Thats insane

To tell john discord to stop discording

[stark herald]

FEMBOY ATTACK

[steep vigil]

What

[thorn barn]

I still hate the upload limit for normal users

How the fuck am I supposed to send a 30mb video

[steep vigil]

Size reducer online

Idfk

[hushed ridge]

Compress it down to Nokia camera levels

[thorn barn]

Split in two? 💀

wouldn't that just make the quality worse

[hushed ridge]

Yes :)

[steep vigil]

Funnier

Low quality cat memes

[thorn barn]

Then yeah I'd rather pay for nitro

Give all my money to discord idrc

[steep vigil]

Be sigma give to vencord

[thorn barn]

I uninstalled vencord like 5 months ago idk why I'm here

[steep vigil]

Ure evil

No oneko plugin for u

[keen junco]

Yop and even if you need those things you can just add a component from your favorite JavaScript frontend framework through a Astro island

Which will still allow you to render all the static stuff to HTML and then only have the interactive stuff as JavaScript

[steep vigil]

Bananenlimousine is the creator of vencord??? I js found out

[red wyvern]

no way

[steep vigil]

I thought he js a mod/admin

[cosmic otter]

astro is awesome

made my site with it

[fallow pawn]

samies

[open pasture]

HAHA

[steep vigil]

Whats the joke

[open pasture]

:3

check the reply

(it's true ngl)

[steep vigil]

The reply doesnt explain it much

[hushed ridge]

We need to get him back to bed

[open pasture]

i could fucking tell

[red wyvern]

the world record at what, though? Cringe?

[cosmic otter]

:nazi:

[keen junco]

Actually I am the creator of Vencord, he's just my pawn

[steep vigil]

Who even u

[steep vigil]

Wat

[steep vigil]

Nobody beats tiktok cringe

[open pasture]

[keen junco]

I am the person reigning from the shadows

[steep vigil]

Who even u

[cosmic otter]

down 2 messages

[stark herald]

Quick Charge I

[sturdy folio]

Making a Twitter account in 2025 is actually so stupid you click on the wrong post and you are instantly flash banged by RW slop politics content, crypto idiots, „anti-woke“ and Turks & arabs Elon musk boosts its insane

[keen junco]

I am the https://discord.ceo

[steep vigil]

Ok gimme nitro

[keen junco]

No

[red wyvern]

this person is arguably more cringe than Kanye

[steep vigil]

Bad discord

Vencord better

[sturdy folio]

I only liked art and I missclick the block button once and I get sent to conversion therapy what the fuck

[steep vigil]

Conversion to what

[keen junco]

You need to learn that just because you are a woman doesn't mean you get everything for free in life

[red wyvern]

a cute catgirl, one hopes

[paper gate]

@keen junco hello

[sturdy folio]

To cis straight white male

[steep vigil]

Bruh thats js mean

[sturdy folio]

They are changing my race

[paper gate]

@keen junco @steep vigil

[paper gate]

Marvin is old grumpy man

[keen junco]

@paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate

[red wyvern]

transethnic...

[cosmic otter]

I've been converting zeet

[paper gate]

he hasn't had his coffee and biscuits

[steep vigil]

Grandpa

[steep vigil]

Wow

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter I got events working in mpv-kt

[cosmic otter]

not for long

[open pasture]

what if i'm a noncis nonstraight nonwhite nonmale

how would that work

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634057343604097076/1105172530421059665/3F90D39B-966D-4606-A1C8-1F0ACDF30990.gif?ex=67f9eee0&is=67f89d60&hm=70d8c146a260fb102f5626483fc987190fbcb8bbb76539b64d5ef894b71ccc07&

[cosmic otter]

i can convert anyone to anything

[paper gate]

convert mantika to Kotlin lover

[open pasture]

convert me to a rich bitch

nvm

just rich

not a rich bitch

[hollow dew]

hi vencord

[paper gate]

too late

[open pasture]

💔

[red wyvern]

not cis, so trans. Not straight, so gay. Not white, so ????. Not male, so... female? 🤔

A lesbian transgirl (called girl for short) of unknown ethnicity.

[cosmic otter]

what do you think all this stock market stuff was for

[open pasture]

idk man

i have like $5 on my bank account

[cosmic otter]

it was part of my plan

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter you sleep curled up

[cosmic otter]

make the market sink then invest big

I've made billions

[paper gate]

give me

[red wyvern]

billions of farts, maybe

[open pasture]

trans girl, sapphic, racially mixed

xd

[open pasture]

that's fucked up bro.

[cosmic otter]

vmute 28d respect the mods

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted the.better.altefffour (@red wyvern) for 28 days

[open pasture]

NAH

vrule 2

[neon ferry]

Rule 2

Treat others with respect. Friendly banter is okay, but don't take it too far. No discrimination based on any characteristics

[steep vigil]

Since when wing a mod

???

[paper gate]

wing is stinky

[cosmic otter]

the whole time

[jagged skiff]

??? lmao?mm

[red wyvern]

lmao

[steep vigil]

Can u give me image perms for memes

[hollow dew]

image perms for vennies

[steep vigil]

Ya

[fallow pawn]

v+ image

[cosmic otter]

normally you're supposed to get to level 10 but the xp bot is down

[steep vigil]

Wat

[fallow pawn]

our xp bot broken ...

ive seen u talk here enough I deem you okay to have it

[red wyvern]

my xp broke it, my level was over nine thousand

[fallow pawn]

[hollow dew]

i got it on i think level 2

[steep vigil]

Exactly

[cosmic otter]

nop

its always been level 10

[hollow dew]

whats my level

[paper gate]

@steep vigil send this image

[steep vigil]

YAAAA

[paper gate]

@wide leaf soy sauce

[fallow pawn]

we'll never know

[paper gate]

@wide leaf shock therapy

[red wyvern]

good night

sleep tight

[fallow pawn]

I love this song

[red wyvern]

don't let shiggy bite

[fallow pawn]

you know whats funny

[hollow dew]

she's biting?

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0dbybPXiFqc3XBcNmrqiMA?si=WyHSebqtQYW6Lgoxl9PS4Q

[red wyvern]

WHAT

Shiggy had children????

[fallow pawn]

shoggy...

[paper gate]

@wide leaf

[red wyvern]

Who was the other parent

[fallow pawn]

imagine your name being shiggy

[cosmic otter]

zeets real name shiggy

[fallow pawn]

[paper gate]

shiggothy

[steep vigil]

@paper gate

[hollow dew]

Shiggy Konno?

[cosmic otter]

i don't get the green green thing

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691733407323127839/1201413513856434206/caption-2-2-1.gif

[paper gate]

mugman monthly addiction

[steep vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354099332005101721/1355804171332485241/attachment.gif

[paper gate]

mugman insane

[hollow dew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337806211869048878/1357485069509333232/rollingcat.gif

[fallow pawn]

silly app

[fallow pawn]

love this

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/homunculus-feeding-food-caption-meme-gif-2614204133604168762

@cosmic otter save me

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/green-5th-element-so-green-gif-13737851

[cosmic otter]

i think the song sounds kinda nice actually

not my taste but its not bad or anything

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter you listen to frog music

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[paper gate]

hi callie

[cosmic otter]

what of it

[steep vigil]

Hi so no head

[red wyvern]

What's frog music?

I may be interested.

[hollow dew]

hi

[cosmic otter]

frogs only

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-frog-spin-frog-sinking-frog-spinning-spin-gif-5944804910150608118

[red wyvern]

Is it music for frogs or music made by frogs?

[cosmic otter]

can't let non-frogs know about it

[blazing moon]

its played at a frequency that only frogs can hear

[paper gate]

wing is a toad

[steep vigil]

Wait is ur pfp a frog or a cat

[cosmic otter]

frog

[paper gate]

how

[steep vigil]

Oh

[paper gate]

@steep vigil are you yuii the bun

[steep vigil]

Im obama

[red wyvern]

arigato, obama-san

[paper gate]

oh

[blazing moon]

@blazing moon WHO ARE YOU HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE

[steep vigil]

Be nice. Theres no need for the "why is my window broken" "how did u get in my house". Spread positivity!

proceeds to break into ur house

[glass shell]

ビール　とても　すきです！！！

[blazing moon]

NO STIOP WAIT

THE DOORS UNLOCKED

PLEASE THOSE COST SO MUCH

[steep vigil]

Nawh sorry i ate em

[glass shell]

wait i forgot the particle

[steep vigil]

Expensive snack

[blazing moon]

:((

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter As a child, I yearned for the mines. As an adult, I yearn... for you.

[steep vigil]

Oh wow flirting

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280298381807714304/1360138830702968832/20250411_002554.jpg?ex=67fa077f&is=67f8b5ff&hm=01608db16e2cdc772904cf2d9b84c9e9d56600d93584b6064afe9e52f3938950&

[blazing moon]

woahh there

[cosmic otter]

vr 7

[neon ferry]

Rule 7

No edating, flirting, fishing for compliments, etc

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter

[sudden fossil]

what the fuck did i walk into

damn

[glass shell]

zoot doesn't know what flirting is

[sudden fossil]

i fell

[red wyvern]

I'm sorry but what is that first word? My mind keeps making it something to do with data but I know that can't be right.

[glass shell]

he only knows joy and whimsy

[sudden fossil]

my legs hurt

[paper gate]

i dig in the ground for dort

[glass shell]

and sometimes hatred

[cosmic otter]

dort

[paper gate]

@glass shell hi

[thorn barn]

the quality looks like it was taken from a 80p camera

[paper gate]

wing real name Clarence

[glass shell]

hi

[sudden fossil]

i remember compressing an entire mc playthrough 25 times it didnt even play anymore

[blazing moon]

i beg to learn their secret formula

[glass shell]

きらいですーーーー

[blazing moon]

i would do anything

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056566487327977525/1359936806598086687/xdji0523p9te1.jpg?ex=67f9f419&is=67f8a299&hm=2283af03dc43c6e1fcae71156c3866c04da166136b1d7be58e8e389a2859071f&

[sudden fossil]

literally just resizing a window but more complicated

[blazing moon]

yeah but what command

thats the "formula" in question

[shrewd imp]

ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -vf scale=-1:720 -vcodec libx264 -preset veryfast -b:v 8000k -maxrate 8000k -bufsize 4000k output.mp4

Adjust -vf scale, -b:v, -maxrate, -bufsize as needed.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

write ffmpeg command to resize a video so that it will be 8 mb at most

[sudden fossil]

go to the file metadata and change its size

motherfucker

[blazing moon]

this isnt a magical command, it just tells you to adjust the variables n shit

[sudden fossil]

@cosmic otter ask it to make it 200KB

PLEASE

i wanna try it

[blazing moon]

what if like

[sudden fossil]

PLEA

[cosmic otter]

??

[blazing moon]

the creator fine tuned it for hours so depending on the input size its gonna find the best preset

[sudden fossil]

im using it on a 50 hour screen recording

and posting it here

[cosmic otter]

i don't use chat ais

[sudden fossil]

wrong guy

shit

[cosmic otter]

i hate them

[sudden fossil]

my bad

[blazing moon]

liek 50mb-70mb gives one command, 70mb-90mb is another

[sudden fossil]

theres two gulfs

[sudden fossil]

@wide leaf

do this shist please

sorry wing

ding

gaster

[cosmic otter]

dude use google

[red wyvern]

the gulf between our countries... and the gulf between you and me

[sudden fossil]

im too lazy

sorry

[night blaze]

unix.stackexchange.com

How can I reduce a video's size with ffmpeg? - Unix & Linux Stack ...

Jan 10, 2012 ... 16 Answers 16 · Set a target bitrate, e.g. 1M (1 Mbit/s) or 500k (500 kbit/s). · Nowadays (2020), you'll probably replace the libx264 video codec ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/20

[cosmic otter]

you would have gotten your answer by now

[sudden fossil]

fuck you im making it 1 kilobite

yes

[red wyvern]

vro going like https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/782425992374648853/980957042808356884/pqi5lvs8i3291.gif?ex=67f993f0&is=67f84270&hm=825fa865b463a0d19bfc1f346797437a419c4db18fa45d4562cbd2af10777ea8&

[sudden fossil]

im gonna take a fullscreenshot which is lke 4MB and make it 2 kb

[glass shell]

im pretty sure what it does is retrieve the video's size and numbers of pixels and calculates using that

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-gif-21791471

[sudden fossil]

scabau if you say "the creator though!! they fine tuned it!!" i will kill you okay

when can i image sender im a dumbass 🥀

[glass shell]

can i not be flashbanged by evil seizure gif please

[sudden fossil]

why the fuck would you make it a no embed

[glass shell]

thanks

[sudden fossil]

whats wrong with yopu

[red wyvern]

Me?

Because I don't like being in bed. So when someone asks, I get out of bed.

[glass shell]

who's yopu

[sudden fossil]

@yopu wha is wrong with oyu

[glass shell]

sounds like a voice actor radio nickname

[red wyvern]

a typo of you, is my guess, lol

[sudden fossil]

@oyu what is wrong with yo

@yo what is wrong with

okay

sorry

[glass shell]

oh yeah no it was a joke

[red wyvern]

Or a side character from Avatar: the Last Airbender

[sudden fossil]

avatar: balls bender

owie

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/baseball-hydraulic-press-hydraulic-press-squish-gif-5358601

[glass shell]

良プーさん　からですか？？？

[sudden fossil]

ball blender

who the fuck is good pooh

[glass shell]

someone's machine translating

bad bad bad

[blazing moon]

eww

[sudden fossil]

remove that fucking embed i HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HA

[glass shell]

it's how yopu would be written if it was a name

[sudden fossil]

@wheat swallow this is @deep cedar

get it

okay what the fuck nevermind what is that PROFILE

[sturdy folio]

SEE WHAT I MEAN i only liked art specifically ROSALINA ART and i get this garbage

[deep cedar]

[red wyvern]

Yeah unfortunately that's the nature of the platform now. The elongated muskrat is using to push pro-facist propaganda.

[mossy light]

Wiseman

[open pasture]

i'm so sleepy

even though i'm only awake for like

5 houurs?

[red wyvern]

mood

[open pasture]

4:11 AM rn

[steep vigil]

Go to eep

[open pasture]

why

i woke up at 11 PM

💔

[red wyvern]

What's your favorite Rosalina art you've seen recently?

[mossy light]

Wiseman wants to consume eggs raw

[steep vigil]

Dont eep

[sudden fossil]

rolasina

i just ate mashed potatoes
very yum

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[red wyvern]

:O that's nice

[open pasture]

i ain't taking orders!!!

[steep vigil]

Ok i wont order u pizza

[sturdy folio]

my phone is full of rosalina art now 😭

[red wyvern]

sounds like a good problem lol

upload them all to your dropbox and then fill your phone again

[open pasture]

good

i don't wanna get fatter

[red wyvern]

order me a pizza please. With pineapples on it.

[open pasture]

pinterest is just AI atp istfg

[red wyvern]

Pineapple, chicken, barbecue sauce

[sturdy folio]

i broke the laws of space, time and electromagnetism to be able to store more rosalina pictures on my phone even if its full

[red wyvern]

yeah, pinterest was never great but it's absolute garbage now. I have to put "-site:pinterest.*" in all my searches.

[sudden fossil]

ts

[sturdy folio]

same with deviantart

[sudden fossil]

does the - mean not

[red wyvern]

yeah

[sudden fossil]

that awesome

[red wyvern]

subtract all pinterest results

[sudden fossil]

including it in my search engine thing in my browser

to add that automatically

who is on Pinterest anymore
obama?

[sturdy folio]

i accidentally clicked on yaoi and now all i see is gay men

better than rw politics but not what i want either !!!

[red wyvern]

"accidentally"

[sturdy folio]

YEAH

[red wyvern]

lmao

[sturdy folio]

my tl was filled with politics i saw one drawing it was yaoi in my attempt to escape i clicked on it and realised too late

[sudden fossil]

you fell asleep on your mouse and accidentally clicked it

[sudden fossil]

why would yuo click on it

[red wyvern]

I mean to be fair

[sudden fossil]

its tempting i get it

[sturdy folio]

i literally explained in my message

[red wyvern]

it is better than right wing politics

[mossy light]

bloodyh ell dropped phone on face

[shrewd marsh]

hi vencord

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/pathetic-pathetique-pathetox-cat-gif-17249104

[mossy light]

Hallo

Hi Wiseman
Chat here

[red wyvern]

Chat, is this real?

[blazing moon]

nope

fake

[red wyvern]

sounds good, back to Skyrim

[bold adder]

bro 💀 https://vxtwitter.com/ZenithVal/status/1910214425966968857

ZenithVal (@[e-mail])

https://t.co/bh9iqo5Omi

QRT: rustyytoaster
@alicerioten @NopeSignal Can someone make bad apple out of this

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 10, 2025, 6:13 AM

[sturdy folio]

finally??? https://www.europarl.europa.eu/topics/en/article/20230601STO93804/eu-ai-act-first-regulation-on-artificial-intelligence

[sudden fossil]

when the fuck did i install skyrim 😭

[mossy light]

As chat itself, very real.

[blazing moon]

inaccurate, should've been with red and dark red

[bold adder]

⠀

[wooden socket]

Guys what is this

[bold adder]

bird

[red wyvern]

whatever it is, it looks like it needs some rest. It's tired.

[drifting carbon]

hi vencord

[hearty juniper]

Jaguar

[steep vigil]

Hi omar

[steep vigil]

Obviously a horse

Where can i buy this

[mossy light]

Unobtainable

Actually Dk @soft wadi do you still sell the plushies

[hazy whale]

anyone know how to change discord gui scale

it's so small now

[soft wadi]

hiii

thanks for reminding me imma make an announcement

[open pasture]

ctrl and - +

[red wyvern]

zoom level

[steep vigil]

Hello

U make vennie plushies?

[soft wadi]

yes there are four left

[steep vigil]

Wow

How much do they cost

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354099332005101721/1355804171332485241/attachment.gif

[soft wadi]

i forgot the price i put for them

[steep vigil]

Wair whered the message go

[soft wadi]

LOL

[hollow surge]

dude i fucking hate

dide you jst

you JUST SAID

THAT IT WAS FREE

I HAD TO DOWNLOAD IT

INSTALL IT

JUST FOR YOU TO TELL ME IT IS PAID

FUCK YOU

[steep vigil]

Forgor

[soft wadi]

oh they're $30 each! :)

[bold adder]

i ate this

it tasted like oranged

[hybrid sluice]

whats this new feature

[steep vigil]

Forward.?

Since when is that new

[hollow dew]

I thought I'd never see them again

[steep vigil]

They have returned

[hollow dew]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1357463656979370155.png?size=160

[bold adder]

vennie bank

[hollow dew]

low quality

[willow heath]

it's impressive how obsessed with vennie people are here

[hollow dew]

it's just me i think

[bold adder]

im eating day old burger

and fries

everything is spicy cause i kept it with a buncha spicy food

[steep vigil]

Bro boutta have tacobell experience

Burger edition

[bold adder]

nah my body keeps everything down

[steep vigil]

Idk

[mystic salmon]

Ov uw úv owõv ù òwo öw uwu? Uw owõv ù uwüw uv öw ovovo ŭ uw owõv òw öw ovovo:

[steep vigil]

Insanity

[bold adder]

same

[steep vigil]

Why was that girls messages deleted?

[drifting carbon]

hi

[fallow pawn]

deleted themselves

@tired idol its because vencord installer has no signature

[tired idol]

oh

[fallow pawn]

would be problematic on arm64

[bold adder]

i can eat a burger with one hand

[tired idol]

well here goes my plan

[bold adder]

and not small ones either

[tired idol]

i wanted to try using an M1 without rosetta at all

[fallow pawn]

you can always use vesktop!

[tired idol]

OH

[fallow pawn]

brew install vesktop

very easy

[steep vigil]

Fr

[tired idol]

i genuinely forgot vesktop exists

i'm getting an M1 mac soon

i also have to actually buy the apps that i "bought"

22 dollars in total

[steep vigil]

We got vencord. We got vesktop. When is vennie os

[bold adder]

someone make cheeri os

[tired idol]

@fallow pawn gm samara

[fallow pawn]

gm

[tired idol]

how it goes

[fallow pawn]

pretty good actually

still bouncing between projects

[tired idol]

nice

[fallow pawn]

[steep vigil]

Why are u shiggy!!

[hollow jackal]

i pirate shit on mac

ez

[steep vigil]

Did u get shigged

[tired idol]

i don't, piracy is illegal

or did, until i get my M1

i want to try using it without rosetta at all, and no ### app is universal

i don't, prracy is illegal

[steep vigil]

[hollow jackal]

[steep vigil]

I dont think many people care abt whether its legal or not

Who gets cancelled over pirating wtf

[hollow jackal]

i'm going to cancel you(r credit card)

[steep vigil]

And then u find out there was no money on it either way

[rigid silo]

i Ned money

[hollow jackal]

#metoo

[steep vigil]

Sell lemonade

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/yukari-akiyama-akiyama-yukari-yukari-girls-und-panzer-gif-2134054904917843000

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910010957919567872/1279829978057281678/attachment_1.gif

[tired idol]

@fallow pawn though how is vesktop universal

[fallow pawn]

?

check its signature

its notorized c:

[tired idol]

oh wait, so installer is adhoc

[fallow pawn]

no

installer has no signature, not even adhoc

[tired idol]

damn

why couldn't it be notarized like vesktop, unless it's a different situation

[rigid silo]

nah

[fallow pawn]

vee wanted to do that when the installer eventually moves away from manual patching/or gets rewritten

[steep vigil]

Then stay poor

[tired idol]

can't wait for swiftcord

[fallow pawn]

it exists

[sudden fossil]

yknow i might make ven os...

[tired idol]

yeah but not finished

honestly i'm in a weird loop anyway

[sudden fossil]

do i go out of my way to make ven os

[tired idol]

my ecosystem is purely samsung, except my computer

which is a macintosh book

so my watch, phone, earbuds, all are samsung

[rigid silo]

no

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/suomi-girls-frontline-disappear-back-alley-guess-who-gif-5821816278749231819

[steep vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910010957919567872/1279829978057281678/attachment_1.gif

[tired idol]

i wonder why not an adhoc signature at least

[fallow pawn]

probably didn't know about that at the time

[red wyvern]

https://i.imgur.com/wLoC7mo.mp4

[tired idol]

oh well

[digital kettle]

haii

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354099332005101721/1355804171332485241/attachment.gif

[hollow surge]

erm

i was downloading a crack for a software

[mossy light]

Wiseman

[sturdy folio]

then: BOT
now: APP
real now: AI

[hollow surge]

and it has like those ads

i glance over at the url

fucking "/ipgrabber

that's great to hear

[sturdy folio]

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[mossy light]

Kills you

APP is such weird name

For bots

[hollow surge]

😭

[neon ferry]

Rule 1

No illegal content. This includes pirated content and links to it.

Auto-response invoked by the.better.altefffour

[hollow surge]

i did not link to it

nor did i send any crack

[open pasture]

vban @hollow surge

[mossy light]

Wiseman loves piracy and pirated adobe photoshop

[hollow surge]

wtf why is nin0dev an app

[mossy light]

He's not real

[lapis lava]

can you stop speaking in third person? it makes it annoying and confusing for others

[mossy light]

He's a robot created by vee to trick us

[drifting carbon]

hi

[mossy light]

Mean

[lapis lava]

funny command

[mossy light]

Fine

[drifting carbon]

now, make a command to vban fres

muahahahahah

[blazing moon]

make it vbf for short

incase you need to ban fres quickly

[keen junco]

Maybe they got DID

[drifting carbon]

it didn't werk

[harsh crest]

Cisco?!?

[drifting carbon]

cisco??

[waxen sphinx]

real real now: ai

[drifting carbon]

lc.g cisco

[night blaze]

Cisco

-# Technology company

Cisco Systems, Inc. is an American multinational digital communications technology conglomerate corporation headquartered in San Jose, California. ⁽¹⁾

Learn More <:i:1336075848528429086>

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/21

[open pasture]

pwnker will die

hiiii

[harsh crest]

iOS is Apple

[waxen sphinx]

😭 😭 😭

[mossy light]

Where did everyone go

[red wyvern]

bed

good night

[mossy light]

It 10am

[red wyvern]

wrong

it's 2am

[mossy light]

Good knife altf4

[red wyvern]

😂

[mossy light]

Prove it

Show your sources

[red wyvern]

lower left

[keen junco]

Guh vencord server almost at 100k members

[steep vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/aris-blue-archive-dance-flex-game-gif-10744873645992045746

[steep vigil]

Invite all ur friends to join

[keen junco]

Then we'd be at 200k

[red wyvern]

what's the command that purges inactive users?

or deletes all white names

[keen junco]

There's no command

[hollow surge]

friendly fire

[steep vigil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991451220944367700/1191481060870074538/caption.gif

[hollow surge]

idk man even if i was the grandpa i'd be laughing at this too

[jagged skiff]

[hollow dew]

shiggy explod

[mossy light]

Friendly fire