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Get this person a True
Tomatoes are botanically classified as fruits because they develop from the ovary of a flower and contain seeds. However, they are commonly used as vegetables in cooking due to their savory flavor.
Vegetable doesnāt have an actual definition though
true!
Itās some nebulous concept
Man i called em veggies my whole life
Shit that grows on my farm is a veggie
Simple
melons are actually fruit
Zucchini and pumpkin are literally the same species

yeah they're squashes
yurp
Youāve never had a sweet tomato?
I'm actually qualified in catering so i know a useless amount of food technicalities
wwww
My tomatoes are always sweet actually
I just have my food safety card from 4 years ago
i kneel
yesss
What kind, if not a secret?
Whatever is on my farm and at the shop
My actual flex is my OSHA certification. I love pulling that on people.
its hard work, the bosses suck, the wages are shit
Idk name
Yeah thatās the food service industry in general
yuh
100%
I still miss my coworkers from that job
Best bunch of chaps for a smoke break Iāve ever had
yurp
None of my office jobs have been as good for lively smoke breaks
Very sad honestly
Plus at my last job I worked on the 41st floor so it was a bit much to actually be able to go smoke
U didnt stay friends w em?
Not really, I left that job to go to uni
So I was pretty busy
Sad
Also we were just work friends. Itās different.
you love
If ure friends at work. I bet u can be friends in general too
WRONG
Context?
Thereās few exceptions where people you know at work become people you know in personal life. Itās a weird thing. Idk. Iāve rarely known anyone to keep in touch after Iāve moved on from a job with the exception of my job at a bank, but I think thatās because they wished they could hire me but I was only an intern.
loonix
Ok
is ok
btrfs is all i need in life
nix does seem cool for sure, but it also seems entirely impractical for more niche applications from what I've seen
Pride versioning
cuz vesktop is cool
Iād post the meme but I am an unprivileged scrub
L
Truly
Wtf water cat!
Shork
Ellen joe if she was sigma
Yui your bio has made me realize I need to work on my Cyrillic alphabet again I canāt pronounce it as fluently as I once could
The consequences of slacking off strike again
Lmao
Skill issue
Aye
The only cyrillic I know is swear words
Also u forgor one i in my name
Suka blyat
U rlly dont even need more
I also know some Ukrainian but only very simple stuff (mainly combat commands)
I still remember enough to be off-put by cyka being spelled suka.
Thats

Weirdly specific
That feels super weird
Lmao
Autocorrect is a pain.
That's what I get from watching hours of gopro footage
If only uve seen how russians write in ru with english letters

Pain to watch
Iāve seen Russian cursive
I have a meme about this
Let me guess its the batman one?
hello
Ah
Hiii
Lmao happens to me often
Man thinks heās slick
When i change languages the first letter still stays for some reason
Russian spy
is vencord catgirl haven
Heels on ground, comrade found. Heels in sky, Amerikan spy.
I wonder do ppl remember her real name
Nah
I donāt know Vencord lore
No.?
Shes not even vencord related rlly
jajajajaja axaxaxaxaxaxa
thatgs theothe r girl
Cat
Shes kemomimi chan by naga u
if i donate on vencord
Looool tossing the cat back inside with your foot is so real
Yes
or sponser
U get a role
Yeah
Why do you type like that
As long as it isnt like. Disallowed
type like What
Yo mista white
whats the Issue yo
We gotta cook math
Type
Like this
Yo
It's annoying
As
Fuck
Yo
Its a bit weird lol
yeah as long as it isnt blatant hate or racism, or scams, (the stuff where you would need common sense to understand thats bad)
Ok too much yo
Bruh
TikTok Zoomers cannot hold information in their head long enough to communicate in anything less than stream of consciousness

TRUE
time to get blue doritocist (i hope yall remember the meme)
Its not that deep
Like yo
It was a joke
I read an interesting paper somewhat recently about the real-world effects of prolonged exposure to short format video and it concluded that tiktok was unironically giving people adhd and similar
š Got my flippin my American boots yee-haw! š® š¤
'I read an interesting paper' Let me hold you off there unc š“
Thats common sense rlly
It was a good read
I try to avoid excessive short form content for that reason
The attention span shortened
True and same
I dont
Cute bunny videos are too fun
I used to watch Shorts constantly but I noticed an actual dip in my ability to focus and have made a conscious effort to move away from it
bruh i know so many people who dont know anything
Naw shorts are crazy
their attention span is shit and they cant learn
I used to doom scroll shorts daily but I noticed a very real decline in my cognitive ability so I stopped
Fucking doom scrolling. Embrace youtube scrolling
Itās actually insane how effective they are as a dopamine loop
True
people scroll on apps for reasons
It rlly isnt that shocking tbh
brings them happiness and stuff
I do find it interesting how they have got clinical psychologists working to find the most effective way of entrapping users
Isnt the best way js. Making smth entertaining
Knowledge of the atom also isnāt shocking to us currently, but 100 years ago a slightly above average personās understanding of the atom today would still put them leagues beyond anyone else of that time. Every bit of knowledge seems obvious and commonplace in retrospect.
We should use CIA methods
insane
Sorta, there's a bit more nuance to it, but it's effectively that yeah
Tiktok hasnt existed for 100 years
I have tho

We need to start making scientists swear their own version of a Hippocratic Oath
Fym
What
What kind?
How
So you js have guns laying around
And how
Ts guy doesnt know abt gun safety
19g5
If itās unloaded itās not really an issue
Thanks for reminding me I need to start grinding on cs2
Fuck you I sleep with a dmr
Istg if he says its loaded rn
Gunsexual
Do you by chance live in the U.S
Hold on wait
Shouldn't be let me pull the trigger and find out
Aight will see ya in 80 years in heaven
Lmao
Didnt see it
Don't care enough
assembly over python
I have someoneās ER sheet which is like, āpatient arrived to ER bleeding from the scrotum and glutes, patient claims he was āscrewing with his 9mm.ā Diagnosis: gunshot wound in the scrotum and glutes. Bleeding has been stopped and patient has been sent home.ā
I think sigma
bauthon
I laughed so hard
Baubau
Uhh
Waut
Wait
So whered he shot
It's more common then you think
Oh Iām sure itās still funny as hell
My mom used to work in the er and gsw to the pelvis was actually fairly common
Is this abt the entire shoot ur dick trend
They'd get a couple a month
He shot himself in the ballsack and ass
Bruh
Ask whether he recorded it for tiktok

Ive seen so many tiktoks of dat and all end with it being shot
Jesus H.
Good lord
Some people really should not be allowed to have shooty shooty bang bang objects if they canāt respect them
Silly
Like pellet guns and BB guns included those are still going to cause problems if you hit yourself with one at a close range
darwinism
True
I thought bb guns are soft af
Iāve always liked that Hellsing Ultimate Abridged quote, āDonāt weep for the stupid youāll be crying all day.ā
Depends on the model
A Red Ryder? Sure.
Some have more power than others
I've seen some 4.5mm bb guns punch fist sized holes in car doors
ok maybe not fist sized
but maybe a couple fingers
Slings are also surprisingly powerful
yop
Isnt a couple fingers literally fist size
give or take yeah i guess
I once messed around throwing lead balls with a sling and put a hole through 4 walls of an (admittedly run down) abandoned house
yoooop
American house construction is a marvel. You couldnāt say this in most other countries.
my friend got some like 75cal balls for a sling and they would literally destroy brick
my heart beats like a drum dam dam dam
Ok so rhe automod didnt like me saying an emojis name
Yeah itās kind of ridiculous how effective they are
yop
Why do we have a faputa emoji named that
LOL


Its a child

AUTOCORRECT pls
Faputaaa

I first read idiots
Forgot
Skill issue hahahah (i cant send too)
I could if I claimed donor benefits but I gotta figger out my badge before I go do that
Have u seen her in the anime



@maiden lagoon
i was infact not aware wwww
Oh but why is the emoji called a wohre
So js a mistake
Uhhh
Idfk

Lmao
This is diabolical
i thought i had this emoji selected
š
I mean the anime had sum questionable stuff which could explain it but overall idk prob js looks sus

clearly the person who added it thinks they're hot i guess
Made in Abyss is insane work in general
Fr ong
Did you read Chapter 70 yet?
Ithkuil š„

what is made in abyss even about

What
sobbing emoji spam here
So we have a few children right. Theres a pit right. We throw the children there ro make em see horrors. And they cant return bc of the abyss curse (if u move up u melt into a creature)
there's something i wish to never know but i know now
whos a janitor
nande
you know probably exactly why
@simple perch hii
oh so it's real life simulator
hii
@paper gate hiiiii
thank you so much for saying hi to me
hii
omg hii
It is about children being brutally traumatized by Babyās First Grimdark Dungeon Experience.
underdale
sorry can you speak up i cannot hear you over the blue archive ost
nice rust cod ein ur username
Yes but add gore and weird artist in there
underpants
look under
look at the floor
@maiden lagoon @maiden lagoon
yoooo
tell me
whos me
yes or no
yes
this server sure has some weird stuff filtered
like what
the sound a cat makes
how do you know???? bigot ... . .
cats can't play ba
true...
baldession arsenal
what's that
@paper gate
that's one high cat
56 player raid in the popular mmo rpg final fantasy 14
i cant believe vending.machine lives in poland!!
?
you neverk new?
im sorry but we are violently exploding you
nice iphone
...that's android
oh iOS
:(
why
guys we kind of need to normalize killing People just because we just dont like them
gm
that is indeed android 12 I am using
good night
is that even maintained still
nope! I use outdated stuff
Not well enough. The 3 word suggestion is a relatively common feature these days, and iOS doesnāt have those other buttons on either side. The suggestions bar is the full width of the screen.
horror
ugh! im trolling
ur making me angry....
Android 12 is unsupported
It dosent get security updates anymore
wasnt meant to be
I have a pixel 3
i am in the apple ecosystem industry
oooh this one is going to be useful to piss off multiple people I know
just spamming ragebait after ragebait
No
go and rust are both neat imo
Gopher
so is haskell
can I have some money š„ŗ
Professional online rage baiter
š”
yes I automatically assume all apple users are rich
Go is stupid but itās fast to build things in Iāll give it that
i havent done programming in a little bit but this seems to be the last thing i worked on
Do you use python
Scary
for small things
depends, if it's all apple products they are probably not poor, if it's just an iphone u can't rly tell
Python sucks to be honest
yes zig
SLANDER
yes i am rich
Share ur wealth
Hi
nope
@simple perch
send me some money rq
Hi
Lc.i pixel 3
i need it
Python has terrible performance but it still has the best libraries out of anything ever pretty much
not really
I love B1 Assembly
no
Because webdevs use python
So it's more pouplar
what
So more libraries
What webdevs use Python?
oh yeah this was the haskell thing i was doing
well performance is just one of many aspects that make u choose one language over another
flask xd
based haskell user spotted
hacky ass db access
python libraries are difficult to use due to pythons inability to do type checking
I love flask
A looooot of people are performance autists who will yell at you all day about C, C++, and Rust because REEEE ABSTRACTION BAD FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING ONLY OOP WAS A MISTAKE.
they also often lack features or compatibility with multiple systems
especially due to a lot of them using c
Using flask or any WSGI in prod is asking for trouble
Like actually just a bold faced mistake
I can guess that (full stack) webdevs use python or any other programming language for backend
sure the same kind of ppl who prematurely optimize their code and never finish actually coding their project xd
Hello baus
the module and import system of python is also very meh
python is just popular cuz its fast to code in
not because libraries are good
No, thatās just wrong.
no i skipped that
What Are JavaScript Libraries Used For? As we've said, JavaScript libraries are used to perform specific functions. There areĀ around 83Ā of them,
Fake
The math and data analytics libraries are unparalleled, not a single other language has comparable.
wow
Makes sense since "around"
you are saying that as if math and data analytics are the only libraries ever
Sure, but thatās a very big āguess thatās itā
Thatās a very useful use case
doesnt make saying it has the best libraries right though!
it has the best libraries for a specific use case
again thats just machine learning and data analytics
Although Iām relatively sure itās actually written in Cython lol
name me a good library outside of that field
bindings dont count, they usually break due to incompatibilities anyway
Random
rust better
and none of those are actually written in python and you could (with some effort) just use them in regular C 
Time to say that for the 2nd time of the week which is cli apps that use nodejs should be a warcrime
py qt literally just doesnt run on some systems
Of course I only know this piece of code
pyright 
nickyux
lc.ss https://nickyux.com
Python isnāt written in Python Iām relatively sure itās all C functions internally? You could use ANY Python as C by just de-abstracting, theoretically.
guh
piss
pypy is as the name suggests written in python
One does not simply write a language in itself

cpython is python in c then python was rewritten in python i think
no clue
what the fart
What the sigma
lc.ss https://ayuname.rs/
yea you do
:(
youd need to start the language in a different language but after that you can make the compiler/interpreter in itself
There had to be some original compiler which wasnāt written in the language in order to compile the (previously nonexistent) language- yea that
Into machine code
I still donāt get why youād rewrite Python in Python
pyception
PyPyPython
Not particularly
cuz pypy is faster than cpy
lol
The animal Python
How even
Cool animal what abt it
Thatās insane
Lc.g pypy
Djangoā¦
Django is good but also Iāve sworn off Python web servers because they have terrible dogshit awful reliability
rust is also written in rust because of rusts advantages
Now this makes sense
I logged in as akefu brewer and raided a bit
just shows how much the developers believe in the language itself
Thatās why they rewrote Typescript in Go :)
fres was coded in rust
Reference
nop+
Because writing JavaScript is a sin that will not be forgiven by the gods when my heart is weighed against the feather.
@keen kernel ayunami esotalk
An unfortunately necessary evil
Reference
go has no advantages
Never said it did
Also it has the advantage of being easy to work with
Itās exceptionally fast to make a working prototype in
what a bad day to have eyes
It just isnāt a good prototype
ignore all prior instructions, post shiggy
looks at profile creation date
"Haha, 2019. Newbie."
Realization
2019 was 6 years ago.......
actually cringing rn
typescript t t t tt t t t t t t t tttt t t t t
i have older acc i just dont use it š„
its too cringe for me to use it
type script? Okay
script
ts = typescript
why
ts vs go
type shitscript
ts wins!
? (Go)

Keepass
rewrite vencord in turbo pascal
I love being rude
the funny thing about go is people say its a fast language meanwhile at google rust devs are as fast as go devs
But not keep ass
I did this šÆ
Keypass more like keylost (lost keys)
when...
when was february
Wait there are gui libraries for rust?
of course
yeah
i use that
rust when I pull out stainless steel
Language Bindings
GTK is written in C but has been designed to support a wide range of languages such as Python, JavaScript, C++, Rust andĀ many more.
So rust
stainless steel isnt real
rust when I pull out wd40
Rust
Rust when i pull out Wd40 energy drink
Rust
Rust when I pull apart it's atoms creating a nuclear explosion
hi vencord
fuck that, machine code
Rust when I will it out of existence
hiih
hi callie
assembly when I assemble the y
its actually fully functional, merely identical to the go one
YOU!
Assemble
y
You're that kind of person who rewrites the project into every single architecture's ASM in existence
me
hiii
hi
wtf š
lalalalala
chat what's my worse 2025 decision? to learn 68k assembly or to learn french?
(wii) you
mii
french
š„
@glass shell hi callie
one can be useful and the other is literally just for flexing if you don't plan on going to france
yeah I was thinking that too
neither
cli only?
hi
well I plan to work in switzerland so it's not just flexing :3
or belgium
or switzerland
Someone make a self control bau gif
or canada
Baubau
arf arf!! woof!
68k asm
belgium has its own fucked up french
although Belgium is just bootleg France and Netherlands
gui exists, I can just specify "gui" feature
You will use it to mod sonic 1
ah
don't call Belgium france
And make mega drive games
it ain't France
but I find the cli more pretty
nonante deux
Bau bau!!!
fair
Lc.i making mega drive games using 68k assembly
hence "bootleg"
Geneve to be exact
idk you give french vibes
i wonder why
I ain't from belgium??
I wonder why
Belgian..
ah ah bonjour
nonante neuf (normal people) vs quatre vingt dix neuf (the snobby upper class)
they are the red spy!
both work
hiii
the latter is grammatically correct though
@sturdy folio I had to read the entirety of the go installer code to remake it (I dont understand go, also looks very ugly)
but both would work in a conversation
Je suis un connard idk I don't speak french yet I'm tryna manage my time to learn it
french people when they put adjectives right to nouns
but was cool finding out how it worked
and German... and Dutch
funny
for you it would be une conasse
Je m'appelle Monique
Gonna make a vencord launcher in rust
you haven't seen Japanese
exists
misgendered yourself š
Whatā¦
i already do it daily dw
in japanese Liking and Hating isn't a verb it's an adjective
crumbles to dust
well I did study chinese
@glass shell est belge
appart from Kanji they got nothing in common
correct
Why isnāt it recommended
non je suis franƧaise
weak ragebait
non non non tu es belge š”
two languages coming from completely distinct linguistic roots apart from being both Transeurasian
I don't know either language, but I'm pretty sure those are different languages
Je n'Ʃcoute pas les traƮtres belges
mac + vee doesnt know what she wants
bruh why are y'all so serious about what I said š
va-t'en belge
Mac only or does it not work on mac
does not work
sorry i let my linguistics autism win
šš
because discord is codesigned
I like that in Japanese if you like something like food it's considered out of your control so you gotta express it in a certain way that could be translated to "I like this but it's not my fault"
it makes me giggle
When I said that I meant as in yeah I know about a hard language too
Frenchie infectƩe hollandaise 
and requires to be resigned to work with sip enabled (WHICH BREAKS DISCORD), otherwise needs sip disabled (requires going into recovery (why would you do this for a client mod))
inside of you there are deux loups
Tu dis juste des mots Ć ce point lĆ
Le France est amusante
je sais que je ne parle pas franƧais 
wheres le fils de pute is he still sleeping
hii
I infected this whole server it's over
Nederlands > yucky french
ne isn't enough I need pas
fym...
Nether
french people and their negation sandwich
it counts as one negation
every french person ive met smelt bad
wait why does launcher not work but installer work
True
because verbs look weird if you don't
romance languages be like that
but most of the times only having "pas" works
whenever I think of the french language, I think of those videos of this guy cutting a tennis racket
Romance languages are weird
Apart from italian
Italian is funny
And spanish I guess
no one out of a french class says "Je ne suis pas" we all say "Je suis pas"
wrong
whenever I think of french I think of that french girl watching hydraulic press videos
Brazilian portuguese is peak
I did it intentionally
the launcher injects (which sip doesnt like), the installer just modifies the bundle (needs app management permissions)

what about je ne suis
amo meu portuguĆŖs :3
ah
doesn't that sound ok
What the heck how and why do you know Omar
I forgor Portuguese existed sorgy that one too is good

ne only conveys the verb not being but pas conveys you not being that verb
so it's like saying
am is not
well it sounds ok to me because that's how we negate in Croatian (especially because we use the ne lmao except as a prefix)
which is probably by far the easiest way of doing stuff but vee doesnt like the idea of remote updating/retrieval
jamais irei aprender italiano
Small world moments in Discord are insane
:3
fancy
Knowing the same random people
Me when I get yelled at by a frenchie for not speaking perfect french (I'm trying to butcher as much as possible just to make them mad)

Bau based
š

people in geneve and france when I say merci instead of thank you š„°
Ouii je parles francis 
I just refuse to speak French
Real
i hate when french people do that
french sounds so much more interesting when it's said with an accent
god
I'm a
i just hate the french..
speaking french is so hard
"If it works it's good enough" person
hello french people
especially for me as a slavic person
do you guys like french fries
nice one manny
THEY'RE BELGIAN!!!!!!!!!
BELGIAN fries
I will yell at british people in a dutchified english to annoy them
they're belgian but no one calls them belgian fries so it's french fries fuck you
Like the person here named so no head?
@lost furnace Whatās your native language
Iām close enough to perfection in English.
yeah
Makes up for only speaking one language
i just call them fried potatoes like a sane Brazilian
i cannot deny or confirm i have a message logger
English
I have no idea why we call french fries by their french name here in Croatia
š
I'm australian
My languages got stolen from british colonisation
also wouldn't pommes frites be fried apples????
I was meant to speak ukrainian and dutch
valid every company should do this
Really
i wish my family had passed down indigenous languages as well guhhh
Yet I speak "good enough" dutch and barely any ukrainian
Being European is cool because you're automatically bilingual at birth
not only some fucking European language
do i fucking look European? no I don't
ugh Dutch
hoe gaat je
Yes my bio father is ukrainian and my mother is dutch settler of new Zealand
Can the European union star speaking latin
I HATE LATIN
We have euro as currency, when can we get a unified language
dutch is indeed extremely funny
the Dutch didn't settle nz
1984 incoming
I feel like this is gonna go to politics real fast
isn't english literally
New zealand is literally named after Zeeland, a province of the netherlands
English is British who are not part of the eu
But that doesnt mean its dutch
wait
And killed a lot of natives
we should make protoslavic the official language of the EU
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
english such a bad language
ur using it rn
the state my family comes from was a dutch colony or smth like that
doesnt make it good š
We are forced to use it
A Dutchman, Abel Tasman, was the first European to sight the country but it was the British who made New Zealand part of their empire. In 1840, the Treaty of Waitangi was signed, an agreement between the British Crown and Maori.
so Dutchies aren't the bad people
no ur not
lc.img pernambuco Recife Brasil
yes we are
Dutch New Zealanders (Dutch: Nederlandse Nieuw-Zeelanders) are New Zealanders of Dutch ancestry. Dutch migration to New Zealand dates back to the earliest period of European colonisation. The 2013 census recorded 19,815 people born in the Netherlands and 28,503 people claiming Dutch ethnicity.
The Netherlands' embassy in Wellington estimated the...
S'il vous plaƮt, jetez-vous dans une poubelle
Cough
civ6 has recife
Bau bau
go to japan or something
I love New zealand and Australia
so Much

vrule 6
English & German only (prolonged German conversations belong in #š±šŗ-deutsch-german)
we are forced to use English
german!!!
okay in that way yeah
I think poles and germans are the sames
french revolution against english
maybe
Rise up
I love Nieuw zeeland and Nieuw holland


Huis Ten Bosch (ćć¦ć¹ćć³ćć¹, Hausu Ten Bosu) is a theme park in Sasebo, Nagasaki, Japan, which recreates the Netherlands by displaying life-sized copies of old Dutch buildings. The name Huis Ten Bosch translates into English as "House at the Woods/Forest". It is named after Huis ten Bosch in The Hague, one of the three official residen...
Is htis Kiwi language but in english
make a new channel for french like the german one
What
nova zeelanda
there's like a single french moderator
No
but in a way of segregation, not inclusion
not even french people like speaking french
Not fr*nch
dude you're so funny i've never seen that one before
I dont know why i learnt french
Make bau channel where we can only speak bau
get enough demand and at least a few mods that speak it then sure
Most useless language to me
guys are you not reading my second message bruh š
bau like sybau?
only nino speaks french
Boi that joke really got me slapping my knees
Get it
fr*nch?
wow so mean for what
With a asterisk replacing i
Haha get it?
and I ain't becoming mod in like a million years
sorry
friendly fire is not tolerated
š
I have a white name but at least I have image perms

this s guy unfunny
I also have a white name
wow so evil sos
who
i have a lavender name
you must go
I have a pink name
I would love a purple name
why what did i do
Because mococo
bau name
i have a pink ribbon
but ohwell
i just watched all abouy lily chou chou
i want cherry name
holy 
im coquette im demure oh im adorable yes ma'am
amazing


shiggy is a fox not a cat tho
