🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[hollow surge]

that one

[open pasture]

bazinga girlfriend

[hollow surge]

bazenga

[lapis lava]

@open pasture Nice ❤️ to ➡️ meet 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 you 🫵. where 🗺️ you 🫵 been 📌? I 🤙 could ❔ show 👁️ you 🫵 incredible ✨ things 🪀

[hollow surge]

i will shove those emojis in places they don't belong

[open pasture]

I'll show you an illegal firearm.

[lapis lava]

define

[open pasture]

:3

[hollow surge]

why she stare at BUTTHOLE!!

[open pasture]

hehe

[fallow pawn]

weirdo

[hollow surge]

lc.def illegal

[night blaze]

illegal

-# ɪˈliːɡl • adjective

1. contrary to or forbidden by law, especially criminal law.

• illegal drugs
  -#  unlawful   lawbreaking   illegitimate   illicit   against the law   criminal 

labsCore • Page 1/2

[open pasture]

i'm so silly >< i deal drugs

[hollow surge]

i'm so silly >< i use drugs

[lapis lava]

you gonna end up like https://open.spotify.com/track/7w87IxuO7BDcJ3YUqCyMTT

[open pasture]

nop

never

[stark herald]

:3

[stark herald]

ur os silly

[hollow surge]

unlike the other kids, i CAN run faster than a bullet

[open pasture]

i should stop joking about this shit

[hollow surge]

i shouldn't

[lapis lava]

i should make this button actually play the song

[open pasture]

someone might lowkey take it seriously

i do NOT deal drugs yet

[hollow surge]

ok well someone might take me saying "hi!" the wrong way and get angry at me

don't CARE!

[stark herald]

bao

[hollow surge]

i USE DRUGS! PROUDLY!

[open pasture]

oh

that's why ur stupid

gotcha

[stark herald]

?

it does

[hollow surge]

shut up you deal drugs

[hollow surge]

fres

[open pasture]

i'm making money

ur losing money

dumbass

[hollow surge]

i'm losing no money because i only waste other people's money in drugs

(i steal

[stark herald]

i love furries

[open pasture]

quit being brazilian pls

i tolerate furries

jkjk

i like my furry oomfies

[hollow surge]

i am indiferent about furries

as long as ur not weird ur not weird to me

[lapis lava]

at some point i saw a furry irl

in some gamestop

[open pasture]

DID I TELL U

[lapis lava]

like full on fursuit and tail @stark herald

[open pasture]

THAT I SAW SOMEONE WITH A FURSONA IN THE FUCKING HOOD

it was like

35C

💔

[hollow surge]

fucking unbelievable

2 fursonas pull up on a motorcycle

wyd?

[open pasture]

i'd cry

gay ass robbers

[open pasture]

(of laughter)

Do you like Tim Cook: atheist and homosexual, stepfather of Macintoshes? @lapis lava

[hollow surge]

macintosh

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/noela-wink-wink-noela-fox-girl-loli-fox-girl-gif-22321726

[hollow surge]

silly art style

[lapis lava]

you were the fres but you were the fres as fres as it sounds i fressed you first i was a fres it is what it is i happened to fres the age old fres i tend to fres whenever im fres i stare at the fres it actually fresses making fresses this fres never ends im fres again fres again

[fallow pawn]

im eating some spicy sushi

[open pasture]

is it good

[harsh minnow]

dont turn him reddit

[open pasture]

I have never eaten sushi in my life

[open pasture]

reddit 💔

[open pasture]

piss off soyboy

[harsh minnow]

calling urself an atheist is sooo reddit

[open pasture]

i call myself anything that allows me to extort people

[hollow surge]

silly art style2

i call myself pwnky

what's your name?

[stark herald]

why is rgeular poop color

[hollow surge]

regular is diarrhea shit green color

[open pasture]

i'm a legal latinx representant of the us gov and i'm waiting for my tax money @twin crag

[hollow surge]

who is typing

stop typing

don't type

[open pasture]

i'm legal.

they wouldn't deport me

i ain't mexican

[open pasture]

this is why im not an atheist and practice the religion of the teto plush thats stuck to my celling by arrow

fun fact

[lavish owl]

cocoaaaaaaaaaa

[open pasture]

the US gov doesn't see brazilians as latinos

💔

[hollow surge]

you are brainrot

[open pasture]

NOT FUN ACTUALLY

[hollow surge]

the us gov can suck my butthole

[open pasture]

no im just mentally unwell

which i guess is the same thing

so sure

[hollow surge]

aren't we all

[open pasture]

truthnuke

[hollow surge]

i am yet to meet someone that isn't a white boy with blonde hair and the same hairstyle as every other white boy with blonde hair, that is actually doing well

[open pasture]

twitter users getting pissed off at 'latinx' ragebaits is so fucking funny

we all are decendants from our lord and saviour ryan reynolds

[hollow surge]

regex

latinx

gringx

[lapis lava]

i call twitter X

[hollow surge]

i call twitter by its phone number

beep beep boop boop hello is this twitter

yes fuck you

[open pasture]

elon follows me for some reason

[hollow surge]

delete account

you're doing something wrong

[open pasture]

i need him to give me a few dollars i want a coke

dont ruin this for me

[open pasture]

just go back to Brazil then

[hollow surge]

are you te lling me to go back to my country

vban

[open pasture]

brazil is real???

dude i thought

[lapis lava]

@open pasture it dropped.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ekJMC8OtGU

[hollow surge]

i put this in an mp4 and for some reason it makes a strange noise

[open pasture]

nvm im not speaking again sorry

[digital kettle]

@open pasture

THIS BEAT DROP HAS BEEN SEIZED BY ATLANTIC RECORDS AND HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH SILENCE

[hollow surge]

i can't be the only one that hears the strange noise in the start right

[open pasture]

🔥

[hollow surge]

what IS THAT

WHY IS IT ALIVE

WHY IS IT ALIVE

[open pasture]

HELL NAH

[digital kettle]

i have severe depression

[open pasture]

💔

[hollow surge]

why does it have like mechanical noises at the begin

[red wyvern]

Same

[open pasture]

I have Skrillex trapped in my basement

[hollow surge]

i have

[digital kettle]

ts so ass 🔥🔥

[hollow surge]

i have livia in the back of my van

i will be selling her organs

she doesnt know that yet though

[lapis lava]

honestly i like the mv

better than the song itself

[open pasture]

That's fucked up bro

[red wyvern]

I want livia's heart

[digital kettle]

remove the drake

[lapis lava]

doesn't beat actually good mvs such as not like us, in the end or blank space

[open pasture]

🧐

[digital kettle]

https://youtu.be/HJeY-FXidDQ

[lapis lava]

one of the worst diss tracks in history

[hollow surge]

i want livia's Bowel and Lungs

[open pasture]

y'all ain't getting shit out of me

weaklings

[digital kettle]

https://youtu.be/41qC3w3UUkU

[digital kettle]

one of the best diss tracks in history

[open pasture]

2pac ❤️

[digital kettle]

https://youtu.be/X1f6Ny_aXx4 😭

[lapis lava]

what was the point of TMF even

horrible track horrible lyrics horrible feats

[open pasture]

I remember that day I went for a morning walk and a toddler asked me "why r u black"
it was so fckn hard to keep from laughing @hollow surge

[lapis lava]

why are you black @open pasture

[red wyvern]

Why do all of Drake's songs "feature" other people? No talent to stand on his own?

[open pasture]

why aren't you black @lapis lava

[digital kettle]

he's white???

[hollow surge]

he's american

[open pasture]

Don't offend him

pls

[digital kettle]

American people can be black lol?

[red wyvern]

Americans aren't all white...

[lapis lava]

you know you're garbage when you got a trademark in your writing credits

[hollow surge]

people be falling for the bait like i'm fishing

the fuck

[red wyvern]

(Nor are we all right)

[open pasture]

Nino Berber

[hollow surge]

i'm sorry but what the fuck is "rich baby daddy" as a title

[open pasture]

where's your bazinga girlfriend @lapis lava

[hollow surge]

are you fucking kidding me

[hollow surge]

the unmarked ones are knowledge that everyone possesses upon birth

really, try it

[open pasture]

my irl loves that song

[hollow surge]

ask a baby what is cu

[open pasture]

he forced me to listen to that during class

💔

[open pasture]

DO NOT

[lapis lava]

i would never willingly submit someone to drake

[open pasture]

neither

[hollow surge]

i would

i like to see people suffer

[open pasture]

we already know that you're mentally ill

[hollow surge]

anyone who chooses 1 is stupid

and should kill

[lapis lava]

lc.wa 26060*24

[night blaze]

2*60*60*24

172800

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/6

[open pasture]

i need 10 BTC

who got me?

[digital kettle]

ha8

hai

[open pasture]

hiiiiiii

[digital kettle]

??

[open pasture]

Ninodev-Best-CHNNL

[open pasture]

try Nino Berber now

[open pasture]

why are you black @lapis lava

[digital kettle]

https://poketube.fun/channel?id=UCbBW5dHtMkD74dstMGeaSqQ

[open pasture]

r u reverse michael jackson

[red wyvern]

Transethnic...

[open pasture]

moderator embed fail

[hollow surge]

dude can anyone tell me if i'm going insane, can you hear the wood clicking like piano keys at the begin of the song

[open pasture]

lc.tr transviado -to en

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1336065711323222119> ​ 🇪🇸  Spanish   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1336064835691090043> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

transposed```

Google Translate • labsCore

[weary mason]

for 4 weeks i can get like 4 million

so i would take the blue pill

[open pasture]

funny word hahahahaah @hollow surge

[hollow surge]

WH YIS IT DOING THAT

[weary mason]

i meant blue hand

[hollow surge]

THERE IS NO REASON

FOR IT TO BE DOING THAT

[weary mason]

fl studios

[digital kettle]

oh yeah how the fuck did he change races

[open pasture]

he didn't

[hollow surge]

virtilligo or someting

[open pasture]

he had vitiligo

skin disease

[digital kettle]

oh

[red wyvern]

He's transethnic now

[open pasture]

my cousin has it too

[digital kettle]

wha does it do

[red wyvern]

It makes you white

[digital kettle]

genuinely?

[open pasture]

NO

[red wyvern]

Genuinely, it gives you light and dark spots on your skin

[open pasture]

it makes your parts of your skin lose pigment

[digital kettle]

is it deadly

[blazing moon]

yes

[open pasture]

No iirc

[red wyvern]

Not inherently

Someone might kill you for looking like an imposter, though

[blazing moon]

dont trust them i,m an expert

[open pasture]

wrong

ur scabau

[digital kettle]

what the fuck i just wanted to listen to a eminem song what is that first video

[blazing moon]

i actually came online cause i could smell the vitiligo talk and i instantly woke up to communicate

[open pasture]

would you still love me if i were the antichrist

[digital kettle]

Shocking Prophecy REVEALED The Anti-Christ is HERE?!

[blazing moon]

by LSDTV

[red wyvern]

Would you still love me if you were the antichrist?

[digital kettle]

i fucking love lsd

[open pasture]

do you

[digital kettle]

lsn*

[open pasture]

send some to my place so that i can attest it

[digital kettle]

https://poketube.fun/channel?id=UCw8JTSl7MOe0mgTb4Tfkozw

[blazing moon]

close enough

[hollow surge]

genuinely what is that hairline, why is his face a speechbubble

bro got the 🗨️ hairline

[digital kettle]

LSNTV and its exclusive special reports are your #1 source for life, faith, family, and freedom news dedicated to bringing you the TRUTH. Uncensored and unfiltered, LSNTV brings you the news you need to know from across the world.

[red wyvern]

That's not what truth means

[hollow surge]

no genuinely tell this person to fuck their barber up

what is that

[open pasture]

@lapis lava

Nino Barber

Berber*

[hollow surge]

🗨️

[blazing moon]

he wanted cat ears shaped through his hair but changed his mind half way through

so now theres just one ear

i know from personal experience

[real skiff]

@open pasture hello

[open pasture]

sup

[digital kettle]

i fucking love scandalous agendas

@open pasture

[open pasture]

@digital kettle

[digital kettle]

im a marginal left organisation

member

[open pasture]

epic

[digital kettle]

i wish

but they are all not active rn

[open pasture]

aw

[red wyvern]

Which marginal left organization?

[digital kettle]

TKP/ML

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Party_of_Turkey/Marxist–Leninist

[red wyvern]

Neat

[digital kettle]

they are dead tho

lol

[red wyvern]

designated as a terrorist organization by the Turkish state.

[open pasture]

@real skiff @solid coral hypixel when

[lapis lava]

communism so bad

[open pasture]

nop

[red wyvern]

"Dear Diary -
Today I met a real terrorist!"

[harsh crest]

Sigma sigma on the wall

[slow urchin]

^ this but it's just vencord

[blazing moon]

my brother say walked in, saw this, and in a really horrible russian accent just said "russia"

[harsh crest]

Who's the skibidiest of them all?

[slow urchin]

brainrot role

[lapis lava]

kys

[harsh crest]

Nuh uh

[open pasture]

@lapis lava

[lapis lava]

holy cancer what is that regular color

[lapis lava]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is sycamore! (#908d39)

[slow urchin]

horror

[lapis lava]

sycamore more like dried poop

vreroll-cotd

[slow urchin]

reroll

[neon ferry]

Rerolled!

[open pasture]

baby poop color

[blazing moon]

poopy green

[lapis lava]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is limeade! (#6f9d02)

[harsh crest]

That's not very skybidi toilet of you guys

[lapis lava]

decent enough ig

[slow urchin]

so much better

[blazing moon]

oh thats better

[harsh crest]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is limeade! (#6f9d02)

[lapis lava]

vmute 1d automod bypass

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted inbestigator (@harsh crest) for 1 day

[real skiff]

i just got off

[slow urchin]

limeade so yum

[open pasture]

💔

[lapis lava]

inbestigator sent to rot

[stark herald]

noo

[red wyvern]

What sorts of insurgency stuff have you done? If it's safe to share.

[open pasture]

insane

[blazing moon]

that word is blacklisted?

[digital kettle]

i eeped

[lapis lava]

you're actually insane

[stark herald]

2 days until my death

[lapis lava]

yeah

[blazing moon]

W

[real skiff]

join me on roblox spelling bee instead

[open pasture]

how

[lapis lava]

vmute 2d

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted scugcat (@stark herald) for 2 days

[open pasture]

I'd rather kms

[slow urchin]

lc.octr

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1336065711323222119> ​ 🇹🇷  Turkish   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1336064835691090043> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

germanoan Translators
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KARL MARX
Capital
Volume 1
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[lapis lava]

communism inevitably profits the state exclusively and makes the citizens miserable

[slow urchin]

what even is this

[digital kettle]

im not even marxist leninist lol im not in tkp/ml

[lapis lava]

it is a cancer and a threat to humanity that should be outlawed. Long Live the Capitalism, Donald Trump and the Gulf in America!

[slow urchin]

whycant we just bring back trade economy 😭

[slow urchin]

@open pasture die

[lapis lava]

new year new ban @stark herald

also hop on the new theme.....

[digital kettle]

im this

[open pasture]

are you aware that communism doesn't have a concept of authoritarian state, right

The USSR actually implemented a hybrid state capitalism model

[lapis lava]

Cuba

[stark herald]

nina is trolling

[open pasture]

even if i did oomf would grab my reboot card and reboot me so no point in that really

[stark herald]

ignore

@edgy solarbwa

[lapis lava]

cutie banner so insane

[red wyvern]

Are you trying to be cringe on purpose or are you genuinely a dumbass?

[digital kettle]

socialism isnt communism btw

[open pasture]

mhm

[real skiff]

communism is capitalism

[stark herald]

its him i think

[slow urchin]

ism is bad

[slow urchin]

cutie banner so cool

[cosmic otter]

nino never makes jokes

[lapis lava]

we should kill wing

[cosmic otter]

everything he says is serious

[lapis lava]

capitalism is fire

[slow urchin]

wing has 3 wings that only flap left

[lapis lava]

when it benefits you

[digital kettle]

what is the best economic ideology

[slow urchin]

lc.define fir

[night blaze]

fir

-# fəː • noun

1. an evergreen coniferous tree with upright cones and flat needle-shaped leaves, typically arranged in two rows. Firs are an important source of timber and resins.

labsCore

[slow urchin]

[red wyvern]

I don't know Nino, so I have to ask. If he's only pretending to be a jerk, then good job! He fooled me!

[digital kettle]

1. an evergreen coniferous tree with upright cones and flat needle-shaped leaves, typically arranged in two rows. Firs are an important source of timber and resins.

[lapis lava]

insane 😭

[open pasture]

if i click on 'origin' of fir it better say "plant"

[lapis lava]

i clearly wouldn't support trump i'm in canada

but yeah communism mid

[open pasture]

update: it did not

[lapis lava]

@stark herald will vanish in 2 minutes and 33 seconds

[digital kettle]

why that spesific

[open pasture]

fyri is that one dude that made decor on that mid discord mod

[lapis lava]

I know everything.

fres gonna go to the doctor soon and the doctor will see that fres heart is in the condition of a 80 year olds heart

[open pasture]

if you know everything

when will green

[stark herald]

notsobot is soo much bettter than assyst

[digital kettle]

apperently September 2026

[lapis lava]

notsoapp

we call them apps now.

[open pasture]

huge if true

first was peak

[digital kettle]

poke will have a android and ios app in may 5 2025

android app test first then ios

idk how stable the ios is gonna be because the only test device i have is iphone 5

[open pasture]

youre just alergic to actual cinema user "alt-f4" if that even is your real name

[digital kettle]

i have no other iphone

[red wyvern]

It's not my real name. You used a dash, my name has a plus.

[noble quest]

@open pasture brainrot 100

[digital kettle]

@red wyvern why are you whitename

[blazing moon]

if they dont use application features then are they really an app

[digital kettle]

cant u boost

:3

u would look good in pibk

[open pasture]

i have a 16 pro max , 16 pro, 16, 15 pm, 15, 14 pm, 14p, 14, 13 pm , 13, if youd like

[red wyvern]

You can't just ask someone why they're white! 😂

[digital kettle]

do u want like 20 samsung phones

[noble quest]

@digital kettle what is your insane banner 😭

[open pasture]

one ui is disgusting. no

[digital kettle]

im gonna have 260 samsung phones next week

[open pasture]

im sorry for your loss

ill keep you in my thoughts and prayers

[blazing moon]

peak banner

[digital kettle]

thank u

[blazing moon]

pringles

[digital kettle]

that too is samsung

[noble quest]

INSANE

[digital kettle]

they use samsung machines

[open pasture]

not even the good kind either

[red wyvern]

As a more serious answer, I don't really know. Would you like me better if my name were a different color?

[open pasture]

i have a single phone

;3

[blazing moon]

death.

[digital kettle]

all of them mid/low range phones what are you talking about

[open pasture]

im right you know i am

[digital kettle]

theres only 2 flagships

[blazing moon]

you're not

ok ykw

what is the good kind

[digital kettle]

inb4 sour cream

[primal bison]

sour cream

[digital kettle]

@solid coral @solid coral

[open pasture]

i'm free rn btw

[blazing moon]

ok i am aware i have a chance of getting jumped rn

salt and vinegar

[digital kettle]

holy mushroom

big fan of mushrooms

[open pasture]

cheese and cabbage >>>>>>

[digital kettle]

they are cool

[blazing moon]

never tried em

[red wyvern]

I liked the pizza pringles while they existed

[blazing moon]

maybe tried cheese i think

[blazing moon]

it was ehh honestly

or maybe i just forgot how it tasted

[open pasture]

chat

no its one flavor

[digital kettle]

@blazing moon top 10 mushrooms

[blazing moon]

i would REALLY like to have them again

[open pasture]

cheese and cabbage

[digital kettle]

hai wife

[blazing moon]

like drugs orr

[open pasture]

would u rather have a valorant bitchwife or a TF2 bitchwife

[open pasture]

haiiiii

[slow urchin]

@digital kettle do you love

[blazing moon]

shrooms is typing

[winter needle]

tf2 for sure

[slow urchin]

i have the second one :3

[red wyvern]

What's a bitchwife?

[digital kettle]

NEEDS MORE BORDER RADIUS

[open pasture]

BASED

[open pasture]

EPIC

[slow urchin]

...no

[digital kettle]

pls

[slow urchin]

why 😭

[blazing moon]

hmmm

[open pasture]

what the fuck is a border-radius

[blazing moon]

yk its great but

could REALLY do with some extra border-radius

[noble quest]

hiiiii

[slow urchin]

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND BORDER RADIUS

[slow urchin]

@stark herald this u

[noble quest]

@open pasture hop on tf2

[digital kettle]

girl i use oneui

[open pasture]

i suck at it

[digital kettle]

i live with border radius

[blazing moon]

everything needs to be rounded.

[digital kettle]

i love border radius

[noble quest]

thats half the fun

[open pasture]

love

i love rectangles

[blazing moon]

i think border-radius is such an important part of society that my vencord rn is actually a circle

[red wyvern]

History is a circle, after all

[open pasture]

tf is a circel

[slow urchin]

@blazing moon @digital kettle do you love now, i kinda do

[digital kettle]

yup :3

add 10 buttons to poke

[red wyvern]

It's like a incel only more round

[open pasture]

outcel

[slow urchin]

why does the pfp stick out so much

😭

[open pasture]

the world needs more rectangles

[digital kettle]

im not samsung ceo

yet

[red wyvern]

More squares

[digital kettle]

so idk

whos the most famous person u ever met

[open pasture]

i gotta download tiktok kms

[digital kettle]

/genq

[slow urchin]

me using discord on my rounded crt tv

[blazing moon]

also just wanted to say, i REALLY like how your setup looks

[open pasture]

brazilian content creator iirc

i don't remember who tho LMFAO

[blazing moon]

you

[open pasture]

tyy

[digital kettle]

mine is that one mustache redstone person

[slow urchin]

i would love this if it was a mobile device (i just dont like the taskbar changes for anything pc 😭)

[blazing moon]

oh wait actually its prob uhm

pepezilla

[digital kettle]

who

oh

how did u meet

[slow urchin]

you met mumbo jumbo?

sick

[red wyvern]

Until a few minutes ago, I thought it was you! Doing insurgent stuff. I haven't met anyone really famous.

[digital kettle]

i know redstoners

[open pasture]

xd

i'm too TWMpilled sorry

[blazing moon]

became the editor for another youtuber that i watch, i joined his server and since there was like 6 people watching his streams yk how that went

[digital kettle]

ooh interesting

[open pasture]

WHAAAT

EPIC

[blazing moon]

i think they have a person in their cult of the lamb save named after mei wonder how they're doing

[open pasture]

oh wait

i used to be friends

wiith a very popular brazilian content creator

when i was like 12

wtf she has 5 million subs now

[blazing moon]

excuse me what

[open pasture]

we used to play mc together

[digital kettle]

sorry what

[blazing moon]

just so yk i dont watch the new pepezilla videos, they're uhm.. interesting

no idea what the fuck that dudes doing

[slow urchin]

@digital kettle will u use needles when finished i wonder how many people will use considering i think this might be a big thing

[digital kettle]

hamburger i had today

[slow urchin]

and it's really funny when a user goes "yeah i use needles"

lmfao

[red wyvern]

Other than that, the answer might be me. I was mildly famous locally, about fifteen years ago, because I got shot twice in the head and walked away, and the local news made a big deal about it. A few people recognized me while I was shopping, and that is all.

[blazing moon]

luckyyy

[slow urchin]

WHAT

[blazing moon]

im so hungry

[digital kettle]

buds 3 pro is not food but

[slow urchin]

INSANELY COOL LORE WTF

[blazing moon]

sryy mb

wont shoot you again i promise

[slow urchin]

oomf status achieved

[digital kettle]

accidental leg reveal fuck

[slow urchin]

you said that the first time...

[blazing moon]

BUT THIS TIME I MEAN IT

THERE WONT BE A THIRD

[digital kettle]

@blazing moon wha did u eat yesterday tomorrow?

[slow urchin]

@digital kettle you will respond or explod

[digital kettle]

oki,.,

i will use

if u add poke support

i wanna make poke popular again

[slow urchin]

guh i dont remember what that is

[digital kettle]

everything

ever

[slow urchin]

i need to know what it is in specific girlypop 😭

[digital kettle]

all in one app

https://poketube.fun

[rare trout]

http://xkcd.com/3057

xkcd: Excusing Yourself

The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.

[red wyvern]

(Basically, someone was robbing the store I was at, and my deaf ass didn't hear anything, so he shot at me. He was using a low caliber pistol that didn't penetrate my skull but sort of went around. So I staggered out with a concussion.)

[open pasture]

love

[digital kettle]

http://xkcd.com/1312

xkcd: Haskell

The problem with Haskell is that it's a language built on lazy evaluation and nobody's actually called for it.

oh

[open pasture]

WRONG

I'LL RUN IT

I ❤️ HASKELL

[digital kettle]

and i love

@open pasture

:3

[open pasture]

<3

[blazing moon]

aww

this servers so wholesome

[open pasture]

that's fucking gay

(ily2)

[digital kettle]

anyways fuck all police

[slow urchin]

im guessing is unfinished? im only seeing the yt frontend part,,,,

[fast timber]

OMFG i love the devs from telegram they are soo good at ther job while whatsapp is such a pice of shit

[open pasture]

sometimes...

[digital kettle]

https://poketube.fun/apps

[open pasture]

frfr

ion fw with em cops

[blazing moon]

nothing bad ever happens in here

[slow urchin]

,,,,,you need to change this to redirect to /apps not /app

[digital kettle]

basically samsung has a feature where you eat food in your sleep

[blazing moon]

Poke is more then a youtueb front end

[red wyvern]

I need that feature

[digital kettle]

i have no idea what does this mean i just pressed the middle button

in my kb

[open pasture]

i love indie j-rock. i love indie j-rock. i love indie j-rock. i love indie j-rock.

[red wyvern]

I get hungry at night

[fast timber]

this is actually fire

[open pasture]

MOJANG SCAMMED ME

WHERE'S MY CAPE...

[fast timber]

hahahaa bedrock

[blazing moon]

im surprised its actually a coherant sentance

[slow urchin]

you will fix IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!

[open pasture]

nope

[slow urchin]

@digital kettle

[digital kettle]

oki

[open pasture]

minecraft.net looks like that now

[slow urchin]

OMG THE BG IS QUEER!!!! LOVE

[red wyvern]

I like how the fifteenth anniversary cape looks like husk but creeper

[open pasture]

I'm suspecting that I might be homosexual.

[red wyvern]

It's worth investigating

[blazing moon]

i would use poketube but i cant live without recommendations

[open pasture]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 55.37% gay

[blazing moon]

you interact in this server, thats enough proof

[digital kettle]

why are people calling it that still

[open pasture]

damn you're right

[open pasture]

i mean

the domain is poketube.fun

[slow urchin]

is search meant to redirect to the main page, also how is search engine when it only searched yt guh

[red wyvern]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 6.08% gay

[blazing moon]

yeah but im talking about poketube in particular

[digital kettle]

the search engine part is dead because google fucked it up

[blazing moon]

the youtube part

[open pasture]

i'll poke yinz

[fast timber]

dont tell nintendo

[red wyvern]

About right, just gay enough to get in on the fun

[digital kettle]

poke literally is a word

[open pasture]

huh why

[fast timber]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 92.95% gay

[open pasture]

OH

poké

💔

[blazing moon]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 51.39% gay

[fast timber]

fake news

[open pasture]

gay ass

repent before it's too late

[slow urchin]

guh so much spacebar and for why 😭

[fast timber]

reroll vhg

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 92.95% gay

[blazing moon]

fake news, its supposed to be more

[open pasture]

vhg-reroll when...

[digital kettle]

idk how to fix

what the fuck is this reccomendation list

[fast timber]

vhg your dad

[neon ferry]

User not found

[red wyvern]

toue...

Hawk toue

[blazing moon]

vhaii vennie venbot long time no see :33 listen i like really wanna just reroll my howgay thingiee NOTHIGN ELSE I SWEAARR so can you do that for me silly :3

why didnt the command work

[slow urchin]

you just need to edit the json return (if ur translation stuff is json returned)

depends what u use idk

[digital kettle]

wtf

why 24k

[open pasture]

because drake sux

[fast timber]

https://tenor.com/view/nokia-press-gif-18099067

[digital kettle]

it should be more i meant

[red wyvern]

Is that really Kanye in the grey kkk costume?

[open pasture]

fr

[violet plume]

ye

[digital kettle]

ye

hes so stupid

[slow urchin]

yop he did it for an interview he's fucking psycho

[blazing moon]

ye

[red wyvern]

Yes, I know he goes by ye now, but is it really him?

[open pasture]

i'm so brazilianpilled that i always interpret kkk as laughter first @hollow surge

[violet plume]

ye like yes

[slow urchin]

such good mapping software....

[digital kettle]

ignore

[slow urchin]

love

[open pasture]

what's wrong with OSM

[fast timber]

we need to put dad jokes in there

[lost eagle]

I got way scammed 😭

[blazing moon]

PokeOS where

[open pasture]

hm?

[lost eagle]

missing founders cap

cape*

[open pasture]

i still have it ;3

[slow urchin]

no it's the fact that they used it and did nothing else and just said "this is the mapping page now" Lol

[violet plume]

did anyone here buy the mcdonalds minecraft meal

[digital kettle]

poke runs on a kernel

[slow urchin]

love

[digital kettle]

im sorry

[slow urchin]

i cant believe @digital kettle went to every place in the world for us, so very generous

[lost eagle]

I did and it's like god damn 18 bucks if uber eats.

😭

[slow urchin]

no i just find it funny Lol dw

[blazing moon]

guys what windows distro do you use

[slow urchin]

4

[lost eagle]

Windows 11

[violet plume]

what did u get

[digital kettle]

https://poketube.fun/calendar

[open pasture]

i unfortunately use arch linux

[lost eagle]

Big Mac + Medium Fries, Large Smoothy banana strawberry

[blazing moon]

yk how theres degoogled chrome

[violet plume]

what toy

[blazing moon]

someone should make demicrosofted windows

[open pasture]

i need a thinkpad sm

[slow urchin]

please do not tell me you have every single month of every single year in html on a server 😭

how does this work

[lost eagle]

they gave me the big mac one 😭

[open pasture]

SSR

[lost eagle]

ITS JUST A CUBE

[slow urchin]

me too 😔

[slow urchin]

what

[red wyvern]

A few people did. The consensus seems to be that while the nether sauce is indeed hot, the actual flavor of it is mid.

[open pasture]

server generates it

no JS is ran on the client side

[violet plume]

damn unlucky but atl east its somewhat rare

[blazing moon]

ssr is good

cool

typo

[open pasture]

i never go to mcdonalds sorry

[violet plume]

potion looks cool ngl

[blazing moon]

ssr actually SUCKSS but its cool /j

[lost eagle]

really?

damn

[open pasture]

@hollow surge

[slow urchin]

doesnt that just make it slower

[lost eagle]

I also got two codes but gonna get more later today.

[open pasture]

No

[slow urchin]

client has to contact server again tho

how is it not slower

[open pasture]

not rly

[digital kettle]

function gregorianToIslamic(gDate) {
  const jd = Math.floor((gDate - new Date(1970, 0, 1)) / (24 * 60 * 60 * 1000)) + 2440588;
  const islamicYear = Math.floor((30 * (jd - 1948440) + 10646) / 10631);
  return islamicYear;
}

 function gregorianToPersian(gDate) {
  const persianEpoch = 226895; // Julian Day of Persian Epoch
  const jd = Math.floor((gDate - new Date(1970, 0, 1)) / (24 * 60 * 60 * 1000)) + 2440588;
  const persianYear = Math.floor((jd - persianEpoch) / 365.2421985) + 1;
  return persianYear;
}

app.get('/calendar', (req, res) => {
  // Get the date from query or default to today
  const queryDate = req.query.date ? new Date(req.query.date) : new Date();

  // Extract the year and month from the date
  const year = queryDate.getFullYear();
  const month = queryDate.getMonth(); // 0 (January) to 11 (December)

  const monthOffset = parseInt(req.query.month) || 0; 
  const newDate = new Date(year, month + monthOffset, 1); 
  const newYear = newDate.getFullYear();
  const newMonth = newDate.getMonth();

  const firstDay = new Date(newYear, newMonth, 1);
  const firstDayWeekday = firstDay.getDay(); // Day of the week (0-6)

  const days = Array.from({ length: 42 }, (_, i) => {
    const day = new Date(newYear, newMonth, i - firstDayWeekday + 1);
    return (day.getMonth() === newMonth) ? day : null;
  });

  const islamicYear = gregorianToIslamic(newDate);
  const persianYear = gregorianToPersian(newDate);

  renderTemplate(res, req, "calendar.ejs", {
     year: newYear,
    islamicYear,
    persianYear,
    currentDate: newDate,
    days,
    month: newMonth,
    queryDate,
  });
});

[open pasture]

ur browser will cache it

[latent quiver]

mine smells like shit it's a gamble

[fast timber]

vhg Miguel

[neon ferry]

User not found

[blazing moon]

vhg @neon ferry

[neon ferry]

🌈 venbot is 5.08% gay

[open pasture]

which

[latent quiver]

every little crevice has blehh in it

[lapis lava]

single and dual quotes in a single function

you will explode

[fast timber]

all

[blazing moon]

ive never understood which quotes i should use

[open pasture]

doesn't matter

[blazing moon]

maybe i should pull a gulfofmexico and use triple quotes

[slow urchin]

dont you love

[open pasture]

or just ``

i'm waiiting for my cape mojang :spy;

[blazing moon]

is that camellia

[open pasture]

i didn't install t#ktok for nothing....

[fallow pawn]

no

[slow urchin]

:spy;

[open pasture]

🕵️

[fallow pawn]

more like team grimoire type music

[slow urchin]

if im making a logo what settings in illustrator do i use

guh

[bold adder]

heres something fun to do

[digital kettle]

https://social.poketube.fun

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/ChauSidara/status/1908219581191032906

🐱ᴮᴱSidara⁷🐱 (@ChauSidara)

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[open pasture]

why am i laughing sm at this

[digital kettle]

https://github.com/ashley0143/poke/blob/main/LICENSE-APPSTORE.md

[open pasture]

12 because my monitor sucks

[slow urchin]

fun fact these tests literally cant work on screens

[bold adder]

thats the point

[slow urchin]

bc every screen has a different color range, love

[digital kettle]

@slow urchin

[open pasture]

also compression

hehe

[bold adder]

anyway i saw 11

[open pasture]

github...

[digital kettle]

Therefore, we have committed not to pursue any license violation that results solely from the conflict between the GNU GPLv3 and the Apple App Store terms of service or similar app stores. In other words, as long as you comply with the GPL in all other respects, including its requirements to provide users with source code and the text of the license, we will not object to your distribution of the Poke project through the App Store.

codeberg is down rn

[open pasture]

funny

[slow urchin]

simply do not use apple devices...

[open pasture]

feeling kinda cute rn.

i need a hug

[slow urchin]

except ipad only ipad and only for procreate

[fast timber]

(╯°-°)╯

[red wyvern]

I can procreate without using ipad

[harsh minnow]

normal date format vs mental illness

[digital kettle]

to wha

[open pasture]

get your european ass outta here

🕵️

[open pasture]

procreate haha funny word haha

[lapis lava]

i just realized

[digital kettle]

is this a squid

[open pasture]

are you fuucking serious

[open pasture]

nope

[lapis lava]

yes

[blazing moon]

the islamic one or the persian one 👁️

[digital kettle]

MAKE IT ONE PLS

[open pasture]

sweet summer child

[open pasture]

HOW

[digital kettle]

ur smart

[red wyvern]

It's Mr. Squid from Squid Games.

[digital kettle]

make it happen

[blazing moon]

🦑

[open pasture]

just use 🦑 smh

[blazing moon]

i did it

[digital kettle]

that guy is adorable

i want him.

[open pasture]

;3

[blazing moon]

im gonna write a pr to twemoji to get rid of this fuckass squid

[open pasture]

evil

[digital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/youve-got-to-be-squidding-me-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-squid-gif-26786461

[open pasture]

im so damn bored

i should sleep

melancholic, jobless, and wifeless...

[digital kettle]

wha,.,.

im here

[open pasture]

i love this sentence sm

[open pasture]

smhh the third one is not supposed to be taken seriously

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/ika-musume-squid-girl-squid-ika-you-gotta-be-squidding-mme-gif-736490826586823245

[harsh minnow]

yes

[open pasture]

i'll kill vee i think

[harsh minnow]

@strange garden do u agree

[blazing moon]

what if the whole server gangs up on vee i think we can take down the monolith

[digital kettle]

squid

🐙 🦑 🐙 🦑 🐙

[digital kettle]

them

[open pasture]

they/them

[digital kettle]

pronouns

[blazing moon]

thats an octopus silly

[digital kettle]

@blazing moon do u have pronouns

i do

[blazing moon]

no pronouns

[open pasture]

pronouns??? on our freedom land??? unacceptable

[blazing moon]

refer to me by my name

[stark herald]

MNAN

I HAT E MC

[digital kettle]

our is a pronoun-

[stark herald]

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[digital kettle]

hai

[open pasture]

shhhh

[digital kettle]

hai

[red wyvern]

Do you think they're called cuttlefish because they look like they'd be good to cuddle?

[blazing moon]

helloo fres

[open pasture]

girlfriend??? for free??? in this economy????

[digital kettle]

poketube dot fun slash sex

do it

[blazing moon]

do it, i dare you

[blazing moon]

brb

[open pasture]

https://txnor.com/view/coffee-time-morning-coffee-good-morning-gif-2934656139471208462

[harsh minnow]

@stark herald why did u husk

[open pasture]

he can't understand numbers

[slow urchin]

little baby man

[strange garden]

yes as a mathematics genius i agree

[blazing moon]

no autoplay, alsoo your custom mouse doesnt work on the video playerr

[strange garden]

@harsh minnow give me chud role

[open pasture]

no more fielstamper

💔

[strange garden]

she died

[blazing moon]

it turns back to my boring regular mouse

[lapis lava]

custom cursors kinda husk imo

[open pasture]

did she find the one piece

[strange garden]

no she just died

she tripped

[open pasture]

deplorable.

[bold adder]

do you guys think buying 50 dollars of food is overkill for one meal

[red wyvern]

Unfortunately, I cannot scooby dive

[blazing moon]

can i send a picture of my cat

[open pasture]

yes

[bold adder]

im gonna buy chicken, noodles and a burger and other shit

[red wyvern]

You better!

[open pasture]

spend $20 only

and send me the other $30

[stark herald]

its wrong

[open pasture]

Are you sure?

[harsh minnow]

freaky freas is freaking out

[red wyvern]

I never thought I'd agree with Fres

[lapis lava]

fres must be put down @harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

it's right @stark herald

[strange garden]

chud

[open pasture]

Hey, stop right there, buddy! I won't tolerate any more of your tomfoolery @stark herald

[bold adder]

where does the 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 come from

[lapis lava]

one day we will have a way of disabling this

[harsh minnow]

0.9999... = 1

[blazing moon]

≈

please for the love of god, ≈

[bold adder]

its so infinittesimally small it can probably round to 1

[open pasture]

fres is too silly for that

[harsh minnow]

wrong

it's equal

[strange garden]

0.9999... = 1

[bold adder]

1/infinity is 0 so

i hate math

[open pasture]

i love meth

MATH

NOT METH

ok maybe meth as well

[open pasture]

💔

i'm Walter Black

[harsh minnow]

hard to swallow math facts are the best ragebait there is

[blazing moon]

0.99999999... < 1

[open pasture]

we can get much higher

[harsh minnow]

no 😭

youre literally wrong

they're equal

[blazing moon]

but its notttt

AGGRESSIVECRYING

[stark herald]

oh vee is right

[lapis lava]

≈

[stark herald]

theyre equal

[open pasture]

dumbass @stark herald

[stark herald]

????

[open pasture]

sorry

[lapis lava]

./run

console.log(0.999999999 == 1)

[hollow flume]

Here is your js(18.15.0) output @lapis lava

false

[lapis lava]

Checkmate, liberal.

[stark herald]

https://benice.com

[open pasture]

whitefrog

[digital kettle]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

wasn't wing green

[digital kettle]

dms

[open pasture]

@digital kettle

kay

i have notifs on smh u don't need to say it here

[harsh minnow]

x = 0.99...
10x = 9.99...
10x - 1x = 9.99... - 0.99...
9x = 9
x = 1
0.99... = 1

[bold adder]

ok i spent 50 dollars

im gonna eat the burger tmrw morning

the american breakfast

[blazing moon]

..fine

[harsh minnow]

[bold adder]

⠀

[blazing moon]

0.999... = 1

[harsh minnow]

if it were a finite number of 9s then yes you're right, but it's infinite

and infinity is very funny

[stark herald]

add notsobot

[harsh minnow]

infinity makes no sense

[red wyvern]

Notsoapp

[pine zephyr]

hey House

[bold adder]

1/infinity is 0 and also not 0

[pine zephyr]

Dr Gregory House

[bold adder]

⠀

my brain explod

[blazing moon]

i dont like math

[pine zephyr]

don't do math

venny

[open pasture]

do meth instead

[blazing moon]

the only good thing to come out of math is the number three :3

[pine zephyr]

ven hop on bloons

[open pasture]

why 3

[blazing moon]

:3

[open pasture]

that didn't come out of math....

[blazing moon]

oh

then math is good for nothing

[digital kettle]

@blazing moon

[pine zephyr]

stop listenting Graf and hop on bloons

[bold adder]

we eat cows but not cats (conventionally)

[stark herald]

can ihave a :3 in chat

[bold adder]

is it the same with vegans then

[pine zephyr]

:3

[bold adder]

do they eat brocolli and not

something like idk

grass

or flowers

[blazing moon]

why me

[bold adder]

why dont they eat flowers

[open pasture]

hindu-arabic numerals were an independent thing

;3

[stark herald]

:3

[blazing moon]

:III

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084599255362175139/1091767607658561717/cat_zooming_towards_camera.gif

[red wyvern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es

[blazing moon]

me

[bold adder]

im gonna go eat flowers

if the vegans dont doit i will