🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[stark herald]

Dress My Slugcat?

[boreal torrent]

okay now I made it worse

[fallow drum]

it was huge @boreal torrent

[blazing moon]

how big

[flat kelp]

thats why i dont like variable length prompts with stuff on right side

[boreal torrent]

was it massive

[slow urchin]

Attachment would be pretty easy it'd just be a dome shaped tip made of like copper or titanium

[boreal torrent]

I'm so sleepy

[blazing moon]

yk what else is massive

[slow urchin]

Eep guh

[clever ore]

open source bong firmware for my soldering iron

[fallow drum]

why are you so leeroyjfow9sicj

[blazing moon]

imso leeroyjfow9sicj

[boreal torrent]

💔

[slow urchin]

The face i make when I'm leeroyjfow9sicj

[blazing moon]

that is proof you need to sleep

go sleep you goober

[boreal torrent]

I'm not drugged

I should sleep

[slow urchin]

@boreal torrent eep goober

[blazing moon]

go sleep NOW

[fallow drum]

time to binge bestie!! @winter needle

[winter needle]

crazy

[fallow drum]

and yes i also do have the silence of the lambs

[winter needle]

are you gonna watch all 3 at once

[fallow drum]

there are actually four @winter needle

i just said....

[winter needle]

guh

[fallow drum]

i will ban rushii

@winter needle tell vee to check dms

[winter needle]

@harsh minnow ban rosie

[boreal torrent]

do u know how thats called

[slow urchin]

With slime videos and subway surfers and family guy and clips from young Sheldon and ramen fixing a toilet and ai movie summary's and green screen kids

[boreal torrent]

it's called bias...

they want you to perish

[solemn plank]

what is a green screen kid

[stark herald]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[noble quest]

@boreal torrent it took 30 minutes to extract the bzip2 archive

and it took pbzip2 18 seconds

[slow urchin]

Usually a child who green screens themself into a video and tries to make themselves as small as possible in order to steal content

[boreal torrent]

what cpu

[noble quest]

i9-14900k

[harsh minnow]

HELP ME

[boreal torrent]

holy shit

[noble quest]

its not a big archive either

350mb compressed

[fallow drum]

omg this "faye <3" person must be super nice..

[noble quest]

~1g uncompressed (just tarred)

[fallow drum]

you should accept

[harsh minnow]

rate

[fallow drum]

LOVE

[boreal torrent]

omg that "faye <3" person must be a weird CREEP

[fallow drum]

literal 10/10

[winter needle]

@fallow drum I had higher expectations for you

[winter needle]

so true

[boreal torrent]

-1/10

[fallow drum]

@fallow pawn back me up here..

sammy will understand

[boreal torrent]

I hope she doesn't

I have high expectations for you okie @fallow pawn

don't disappoint me..

[slow urchin]

I learned how to use js canvases today :D be proud vencord be proud

[clever ore]

ever heard of the white elephant

[boreal torrent]

congrats cutie

[clever ore]

this is your white elephant

[boreal torrent]

[blazing moon]

im proud of you

[boreal torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1237210923970854922/caption_1.gif

[slow urchin]

Guh don't call me please that but still silly :33

[boreal torrent]

I like my American oomfs.

[boreal torrent]

sorry

[slow urchin]

It's perfectly fine just a preference of mine :p

[boreal torrent]

okie

[lapis lava]

she a https://open.spotify.com/track/70LcF31zb1H0PyJoS1Sx1r?si=MdqERX7NQbujNjA8tjCrIw

[clever ore]

Yes.

[fallow drum]

im a weirdo

[clever ore]

i don't hate yinz

[boreal torrent]

and a creep

[slow urchin]

What the hell are you doing here

[boreal torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232133894636048445/1270564882688774165/togif.gif

[flat kelp]

[slow urchin]

@fallow drum you don't belong here

[lapis lava]

you dont belong here @fallow drum

[slow urchin]

L

[fallow drum]

haters

[boreal torrent]

are you a creep or a creeper @fallow drum

last chance

[lapis lava]

haters gonna hate

[fallow drum]

they named creepers after you @boreal torrent

[clever ore]

they named radiohead after you

[lapis lava]

vee made vban to vban you

[boreal torrent]

don't you have mirrors

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/creeper-gif-22466147

[boreal torrent]

I will pop Rosie like a balloon

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-lol-laugh-hilarious-lmao-gif-5067519807212278880

[boreal torrent]

twice

[slow urchin]

@lapis lava
No one:
The humble portal gun:

[lost furnace]

bay

okay nvm I fucked it up

Bye bye

[fallow drum]

Hello Oh my God, if you have Nitro Boost, please boost my server. I beg you.

[boreal torrent]

Hello Oh my God, if you have Nitro Boost, please boost my server. I beg you.

[slow urchin]

What just happened Lol

[lost furnace]

Hello Oh my God, if you have Nitro Boost, please boost my server. I beg you.

[lapis lava]

Hello Vencord Team,

My name is Ulaş Eren Bayraktar, from Turkey, and I am developing a startup called Eternitro, which is currently in development. Our goal is to provide Discord Nitro at a lower price using Discord’s regional pricing, while staying fully compliant with Discord’s policies.

Discord applies different prices based on region, and currently, Turkey has the lowest rates ($2.76/month, $27.64/year). We offer prepaid virtual cards that are valid only on Discord, making Nitro more accessible without violating any terms of service.

Users pay via Stripe, and we generate a single-use virtual card through our bank. The 3D Secure code is sent automatically via WhatsApp. Recent banking restrictions make opening accounts harder, requiring passports. We simplify this process legally and securely.

Due to character limits, I can’t share all details here, but I’d be happy to provide more information. Let me know if you’re interested in working together! Best regards.

[slow urchin]

Hello Oh my God, if you have Nitro Boost, please boost my server. I beg you.

[fallow drum]

we cant send this in off topic....

[blazing moon]

Hello Oh my God, if you have Nitro Boost, please boost my server. I beg you.

[boreal torrent]

yooclstec4o5

[fallow drum]

nino so insane

[boreal torrent]

too late*

[lost furnace]

Crazy

[boreal torrent]

FUCK

[blazing moon]

SLEEP

[boreal torrent]

quit bewitching me @fallow drum

[boreal torrent]

soon

[fallow drum]

@boreal torrentdo not sleep

[boreal torrent]

you want me to feel bad

[lost furnace]

I wish it was shorter so I could make it my vencord bio

[lapis lava]

is this a https://open.spotify.com/album/1rpCHilZQkw84A3Y9czvMO?si=AnbKiRNYSHqm1vnJ_KWX1Q reference

cc @hollow surge

[slow urchin]

People (not that whitenames count) are gonna see this and unironically think you're being serious bc ur a vencord representative lmfao

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnowoh hey.. loving the decoration btw.. looks cute on you ngl... hmu when you get the chance

[lapis lava]

WHY DOES V HAVE FEET DECOR

i will be leaving... goodbye...

[lost furnace]

Good enough

[blazing moon]

automod called me annoying

[slow urchin]

Gifted lmfao

[blazing moon]

oh i should get decor

[boreal torrent]

I pray for your downfall to be just like Julius Caesar's @fallow drum

[fallow drum]

are you jealous? soon everyone in AMERICAland will have it

i will gift to all of you

[lapis lava]

tyyyy <333

[lost furnace]

Nuh uh

[boreal torrent]

Rosie fucking shits money

or smth

[lost furnace]

Still nuh uh

[boreal torrent]

@fallow drum hey hey

[lapis lava]

i will soon register gring0.dev

[boreal torrent]

hey hey you

ayo hey you

[lost furnace]

No

[boreal torrent]

DO

[lost furnace]

Sorry I ate the seconds

[boreal torrent]

latinxia.net soon...

[stark herald]

REHAHHH

everyones offline

[boreal torrent]

I need more testimonials on my site

[stark herald]

@boreal torrent shards/sharding in portuguese

but your're english

[lapis lava]

hi

[stark herald]

i wanted to ask vee or marvin or nutty cus theyre german

[boreal torrent]

before I implement my pagination shit

[boreal torrent]

Fragmento/Fragmentação

[lost furnace]

Your're

[stark herald]

but

in discord

idk

[boreal torrent]

then just say shard and sharing

[lost furnace]

Yu'oure

[boreal torrent]

No need to translate it

[lost furnace]

Yo'ure

[stark herald]

do discord docs mention sharding maybe they have official translation

[lost furnace]

Youre'

[boreal torrent]

aren't discord docs English only

[lost furnace]

Re'ouy

[lost furnace]

I ate all of the other languages mb

[boreal torrent]

:/

[lost furnace]

what

I was hungry

[fallow drum]

im gonna soon send this decoration to like 6 different people

they will all accept and use forever

[lost furnace]

[fallow drum]

only like 100,000,000 more to go!

[noble quest]

@paper gate i love it when windows randomly disables all my programs keyboard and mouse hooks

[fallow drum]

so close..

[clever ore]

trolled

[fallow drum]

sorry

@cosmic otter rate vee decoration

[slow urchin]

@fallow drum is gunk

[noble quest]

altsnap and kanata just stopped working

[slow urchin]

@wide leaf @lost furnace will change names to cooki

[fallow drum]

@cosmic otterohhey

[noble quest]

brave, are you okay??

[slow urchin]

Good enough

[slow urchin]

This is actually the ugliest browser setup i think I've ever seen

I'm so sorry but that's nauseating

The colors are nice but everything else

😭

[noble quest]

i haven't bothered to change the default background on this pc

[slow urchin]

The tabs and bookmarks 😭

And all the pinned extensions

[fallow drum]

how do you have three billion bookmarks but not a different background

so insane...

[slow urchin]

How do you have room to breathe with all that bloat

😭

[noble quest]

@slow urchin this better?

[fallow drum]

why is fortnite pinned

nop

[noble quest]

my bookmarks are ~ a decade old

[fallow drum]

the background isn't the issue.....

oh hey @noble quest

[lapis lava]

rosie real name Kanye West

[noble quest]

hiii

[slow urchin]

Hypixel 3 times

[slow urchin]

😭

[slow urchin]

"#letsberacists" is insane

[boreal torrent]

let's be racists together oomf

[noble quest]

status, and two diff forum pages

[slow urchin]

Real

[potent tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1284887909031346330/1354439512691970089/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_3.gif

awh

bummer

[slow urchin]

I wonder when ifunny will finally shut down

[noble quest]

also even if you dont get the bookmarks, i use every one of those extensions regularly

ublock origin

bitwarden

react devtools

[boreal torrent]

unfortunately not anytime soon

[noble quest]

stylus

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-burger-enjoy-every-moment-death-is-unexpected-car-crash-funny-gif-26440669

[noble quest]

tampermonkey

dark reader

[boreal torrent]

(it did shut down in Brazil)

[boreal torrent]

:3

[fallow drum]

brazil moment

[slow urchin]

LOVE

[noble quest]

and a button to reload all sideloaded extensions

[slow urchin]

Brazil w

[boreal torrent]

Brazilian iFunny was just transphobia and racism

[fallow drum]

Brazil L

what isn't shut down in brazil....

[boreal torrent]

no wonder it got shutdown

[boreal torrent]

Twitter

haters gonna hate

[slow urchin]

Man I have had no motivation to continue learning kotlin, it's really fun but like webdev is so much easier and more fun

[boreal torrent]

webdev is low key fun

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/im-gonna-track-you-down-gif-20414762

[boreal torrent]

I might implement a testimonial submitter on my site

with discord OAuth2 integration

because I've been doing the shit manually

[slow urchin]

Unlike every other language the webdev set doesn't feel like a 9 to 5

[boreal torrent]

https://livia.my

epic

livia.my/beloved soon...

[mortal rampart]

wat that

[boreal torrent]

(I still gotta think about what to put there)

[fallow drum]

that is just the way of learning a language gotta stick with it until the end and then you can really make some cool stuff with it

[slow urchin]

Please put 13 bouncing pictures of crabs and nothing else

[safe moat]

greetings

[distant kiln]

I read that as Brazilian furry

[fallow drum]

programming languages are all super boring to learn and i would rather kill myself than learn more but they're awesome when you learn them

[slow urchin]

Yeah I know :( it's just the issue with ADHD where it doesn't give me enough dopamine at the start and so it feels like pushing a boulder up a mountain

[slow urchin]

Real

[boreal torrent]

nah

learning is boring only if u don't know how to make it fun

🔥

[slow urchin]

most Neuro divergent people

Lol

[boreal torrent]

meeee

[slow urchin]

Neuro autocorrected to be capitalized and separate because i typed about neurosama like 3 times

Thank you gboard

[boreal torrent]

LMAO

[safe moat]

xDDDD

[slow urchin]

You aren't a real person

Lol

[fallow drum]

programming just can’t be made fun

[safe moat]

wot

[last karma]

Ngl i hate the term neurodivergent. Just say i have autism i don't need to feel special

[fallow drum]

i am a programmer but like i said earlier at one point i aspired to be one and now im already ready to retire

[slow urchin]

Neuro divergent means anyone who doesn't have entirely normal brain function, i.e. one with disorders

It's not a "feel special" term

[fallow drum]

sys admin and networking though…. that’s what i’m talking about sooo good

[slow urchin]

Neurospicy sayers deserve to fucking die tho

[safe moat]

please elaborate on what you mean, do you think im some ai or smth?

[slow urchin]

Your entire profile is 100% ticking that box

Lol

Especially since your pfp is generated, that or heavily modified

[winter needle]

@slow urchin @slow urchin insane

[blazing moon]

i sjtu swalldo plastci again :(

[last karma]

It has always felt that way whenever someone calls me that.

[safe moat]

fair enough, however i am pretty sure ai cannot take forever to type or have non-formal immature ass humor

[clever ore]

same

[blazing moon]

list more of your features

[clever ore]

mf immediately starts typing

[last karma]

Tbh that could also just be me misinterpreting it

[safe moat]

y e s

[clever ore]

_ _

[rare trout]

ah yes, my favorite song to dance to, stage 1 of everywhere at the end of time

[last karma]

Idk i have a hard time understanding what people mean sometimes

[clever ore]

dance yer mind away

[safe moat]

I like eateot

its just a burning memory.

[vivid junco]

Subnautica

[slow urchin]

@wide leaf @.zanderthelegend. @paper gate @nin0.dev

:3

[safe moat]

I remmeber my sister playing Subnautica

years ago

[vivid junco]

I play it in VR lol (it's scary help)

[blazing moon]

no femtanyl, downvote

[safe moat]

yyea I can imagine why

[blazing moon]

THERES A VR VERSION?

[vivid junco]

YES https://www.realityremake.com/articles/subnautica-vr-review-and-setup-guide

[safe moat]

rright well, dont let some ai generated stuff dictate whether im an ai or not

[blazing moon]

i revoke my statement

[clever ore]

is femtanyl the My Chemical Romance of late genz?

[modest fractal]

i feel like a dumbass for not knowing venbotto doesnt get logged in messagelogs

[last karma]

autism and adhd is a fun combo

[clever ore]

it really is

[blazing moon]

oh my god

[rare trout]

autism music

[safe moat]

anyway yeah, Subnautica is cool, even tho I never played it before, but ive seen my sister and youtubers play it

[slow urchin]

This is true evolution

[vivid junco]

why the box on the album cover for

[blazing moon]

is that ultrakill

[fallow drum]

learning is super fun but learning to program not so much since it’s just the same thing again and again… actually programming though is different and feels much more like learning than learning to program does

[modest fractal]

💔

[fallow drum]

[rare trout]

search it for yourself

[blazing moon]

telepathy sptoted

[brisk tundra]

[harsh kiln]

Hi

[safe moat]

[safe moat]

helo

[vivid junco]

it's not even that bad

[rare trout]

the og version has no bra

[blazing moon]

is it bad that the only ones (except for not like us) here that i recognize are all japanese

[vivid junco]

Ok fair point

[vivid junco]

(the fuck is fire flies doing there)

[modest fractal]

Confessions of a rotten girl aint japanse
not even feel it
or not like us
or without me
or good old fashinoed lover boy
or free bird

[slow urchin]

I was showing all the cookis

[rare trout]

cant wait to see this release https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DA5Tm3We0aU?feature=share

[vivid junco]

average NTTS moment

[safe moat]

fraud!

[modest fractal]

Police knockin on his door tmrw 😭

[safe moat]

I just started watching this actually

[blazing moon]

fair, didnt recognize that, i excluded not like us, didnt recognize that, didnt recognize that, FREE BIRD IS THERE??

[modest fractal]

LMFAO

[fallow drum]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[rare trout]

I used Discord Servers to Ruin my LIfe

[modest fractal]

blind ass

[fiery cliff]

Most normal video he’s made prolly

lol

[blazing moon]

fukyoy

[modest fractal]

I used Discord servers to get arrested

[boreal torrent]

meeeeee

[vivid junco]

NTTS is on odd person

[modest fractal]

nuh uh

[fiery cliff]

bazinga

[rare trout]

codef53%

[blazing moon]

I used Discord servers

[vivid junco]

I used discord to commit war crimes

[fallow drum]

be nice

[vivid junco]

IN A GOOD WAY

[fiery cliff]

You gotta say it back bru @rare trout

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiwami2-yakuza-kiryu-gif-24786789

[gleaming sequoia]

bwa

[fiery cliff]

Is that the Debian logo? @fallow drum

[rare trout]

bwa

[gleaming sequoia]

hi aspy

[fallow drum]

yes

[rare trout]

hiii

[gleaming sequoia]

how r uu

[fiery cliff]

Niceeee

[rare trout]

im okay

[fallow drum]

zt moment

[rare trout]

vengeful

i lust for revenge

[gleaming sequoia]

wowie

[modest fractal]

wowie

[fiery cliff]

I tried installing arch today but it didn’t work, ima just stick to endeavor for now until I muster up the courage to do it

I hate Linux

[rare trout]

i just got a new laptop

[modest fractal]

i know a great OS
Windows XP

[fiery cliff]

The femboy allegations are not looking good for me

[solemn plank]

yeah arch just throws you off the tree like a bird

[modest fractal]

gaming laptop orrr?

[slow urchin]

@lapis lava this is you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUnPN385wLI

[vivid junco]

Meanwhile me: (deepfried ass image cause of windows HDR)

[solemn plank]

i was forced to use it for a month

[blazing moon]

i remember when installing arch i couldnt get grub to work with secure boot so i just disabled secure boot

[solemn plank]

it was horrid

[modest fractal]

damn, try Windows 9

[blazing moon]

it was so frustrating

[slow urchin]

Windows 3

Lc.i windows 3

[night blaze]

SimRobot for Windows 3.x

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/13

[slow urchin]

It can run Fortnite trust

[solemn plank]

lc.i korbo

[night blaze]

Korbo - Product Catalogue - Plaka, la gamme de produits techniques ...

Google Images • labsCore • Page 2/18

[slow urchin]

Lc.i korbos house

[night blaze]

File:TUNISIE KORBOUS 01.JPG - Wikimedia Commons

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/26

[modest fractal]

i dont read linux, sorry

[solemn plank]

lc.wolfram where is korbo

[slow urchin]

guh @solemn plank leaked

[night blaze]

where is korbo

Amhara, Ethiopia

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/3

[slow urchin]

Lmfao

[solemn plank]

wrong

this is where i am

[slow urchin]

Lc.i Korbo on the map

[night blaze]

AFRICA | 101 Last Tribes - Dangaleat people

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/16

[rare trout]

11th gen i7 + Intel Iris Xe iGPU + 16GB RAM

[solemn plank]

or am i here

[night blaze]

Map Data ©2025 Google • labsCore

Korbo

Korbo, Chad

[rare trout]

the only thing I'm bothered by is the ram

[modest fractal]

i dont read laptop, explain in fortnite terms, thanks

[lapis lava]

you love uppercase hostnames

[solemn plank]

where on earth is korbo qwertiego

[slow urchin]

@solemn plank ur here

[rare trout]

if you dont capslock your hostnames kill yourself

[lapis lava]

all are lowercased

[slow urchin]

@solemn plank it says you're a chad

[night blaze]

Map Data ©2025 Google • labsCore

Korbo

740 48 Korbo, Sweden

[solemn plank]

so many

korbo is a genus

[slow urchin]

LC.map torture

[night blaze]

Map Data ©2025 Google • labsCore

Progressive Abolition of Torture and Hope for Survivors International

4929 Ames St NE, Washington, DC 20019, USA

[slow urchin]

WHAT

[modest fractal]

why the fuck aint QuickCSS opening

[slow urchin]

Jesus fuck

I'm lucky i changed that

😭

[solemn plank]

sorry

[slow urchin]

That was disgusting

Holy shit

[lapis lava]

never did never will

[fallow pawn]

Firefox?

[modest fractal]

did you eat it

[solemn plank]

no

[modest fractal]

Vencord 💔

[solemn plank]

worse

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348473701267673148/1348473702722961489/caption.gif

[fallow pawn]

[lapis lava]

vencord bypass in bio

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348473701267673148/1348473702722961489/caption.gif

[modest fractal]

nvm it got fixed, yay

[safe moat]

well uh whats going on rn?

[solemn plank]

vencloud bypass

[lapis lava]

vCloud

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-初音ミク-miku-hatsune-mcdo-gif-3606034287928617790

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-初音ミク-miku-hatsune-mcdo-gif-13721817384664136988

[slow urchin]

Vencord feetfinder plugin in bio

[blazing moon]

vencord in bio

[solemn plank]

this gave me psychic damage. fell over at the sight of this message

[stark herald]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[modest fractal]

im actually curios now, how many lines yall got in QuickCSS?

[rare trout]

id rather die

[modest fractal]

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[safe moat]

[strange garden]

bro

[willow heath]

-8 dude

[bold adder]

i have 176 lines

[willow heath]

I live in Baltimore

[strange garden]

@harsh minnow im blocking you forever

[stark herald]

203

[safe moat]

I have 164 lines

[solemn plank]

"how long do your wars last"
"4"

[blazing moon]

186

[stark herald]

WHY

[willow heath]

Nope

[strange garden]

we need to kill her

[rare trout]

NO NO NO NO

@harsh minnow WHY

WHY

WHYYYYY

[modest fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-u-screaming-in-the-hotel-room-tpab-tpab-poem-to-pimp-a-butterfly-gif-4005569222539385807

[willow heath]

Overimagining, perchance? 😅

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/BURNtWAFLLS/status/1905375908015317155

⭐ WAFFLES ⭐ (@BURNtWAFLLS)

if i see anyone with this as their discord decoration i'm blocking them

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FixupX · Mar 27, 2025, 9:46 PM

[eager saddle]

Koi Aslam

[modern epoch]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[bold adder]

bye vee

⠀

[modern epoch]

@harsh minnow

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

[slow urchin]

I wonder what this one says

[modern epoch]

😭

[stark herald]

@wide leaf @wide leaf @wide leaf

[modest fractal]

hop on strinova 😍

[rare trout]

hi h ih ih ih ih ih ihhi hiu hi

[willow heath]

Heh, I know what I'm buying tonight! 😅

[rare trout]

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3

[slow urchin]

How did you-

[safe moat]

i dont blame em, its a weird ass decor designed for people who are obsessed with... feet

[modern epoch]

im down

[blazing moon]

random fixes, my server list revert, fuck off bar by nrd, and align chat box by refact0r

[modest fractal]

ur arab right?

[modern epoch]

ya

[stark herald]

mugman

[modest fractal]

after eid

[slow urchin]

Cooki

[modest fractal]

gimme ur steam

[solemn plank]

@lapis lava

[slow urchin]

@stark herald you will be cooki

[willow heath]

You're queer dude

[blazing moon]

why ^= and not =

[modern epoch]

i don't play it on steam

:3

[modest fractal]

ps?

[rare trout]

:3

[modern epoch]

ps??

[rare trout]

hihiiii

[modest fractal]

nvm i figured

epic gaymes 💔

[solemn plank]

hop on quantumlink

[modern epoch]

yop

[blazing moon]

yeah but why

[modest fractal]

does strinova have cross platform?

i actually dont know

[modern epoch]

nop

sadly

[blazing moon]

YEAH BUT WHY DO YOU NEED TO MATCH THINGS NO MATTER WHATS AFTER, CANT YOU JUST BLOCK THE LINK NORMALLY???

[modest fractal]

jst download it on steam

[modest fractal]

easy

[slow urchin]

@wide leaf did you ever see the death quickcss snippet i made that took 700 gigabytes of ram from someone's pc (they obviously don't have that much ram the system was dying)

[modern epoch]

but my account

[blazing moon]

😭

[modern epoch]

:<

[modest fractal]

ok yeah makes sense 💔

[blazing moon]

i wonder how much ram all of my quickcss takes

[modest fractal]

i didnt pay like a dollar in the game

[solemn plank]

send

[slow urchin]

body * { 
  will-change: all; 
  position: absolute !important; 
  top: 0; 
  left: 0; 
  width: 100vw; 
  height: 100vh; 
  background: repeating-radial-gradient(circle, red, blue, green, yellow, cyan, magenta, black 1%); 
  filter: blur(500px) contrast(1000000%) hue-rotate(999999999deg) invert(100000000%) brightness(1000000%); 
  transform: scale(999999999999) rotate(99999999999999deg) skew(99999999999999deg, 99999999999999deg) translate(999999999999px, 999999999999px); 
  animation: explode 0.0000000000000001s infinite alternate, repaint 0.0000000000000001s infinite alternate, distort 0.0000000000000001s infinite alternate; 
  overflow: hidden; 
  z-index: 99999999; 
}

@keyframes explode { 
  0% { width: 100vw; height: 100vh; clip-path: polygon(0 0, 100% 0, 100% 100%, 0 100%); } 
  100% { width: 100vh; height: 100vw; clip-path: polygon(50% 50%, 75% 0, 100% 25%, 50% 100%, 0 75%, 25% 0); } 
}

@keyframes repaint { 
  0% { background: red; } 
  100% { background: blue; } 
}

@keyframes distort { 
  0% { transform: skew(0deg, 0deg) scale(1) rotate(0deg); } 
  100% { transform: skew(1000000deg, 1000000deg) scale(1000000) rotate(1000000000deg); } 
}

html::before, html::after, body::before, body::after, div::before, div::after { 
  content: "MELTDOWN"; 
  display: block; 
  width: 999999999999999px; 
  height: 999999999999999px; 
  background: repeating-linear-gradient(45deg, red, blue, green, yellow, cyan, magenta, black 1%); 
  filter: blur(500px) contrast(1000000%) hue-rotate(999999999deg) invert(100000000%); 
  position: absolute; 
  top: 0; 
  left: 0; 
  animation: distort 0.0000000000000001s infinite alternate, explode 0.0000000000000001s infinite alternate; 
  z-index: 999999999; 
}

this instantly crashes discord even if you remove it it takes like 2 minutes to restart

Lol

[blazing moon]

welcome to fact or cap

[noble quest]

no shit

[solemn plank]

go on

[slow urchin]

Do it

[solemn plank]

load the css

[blazing moon]

no

[noble quest]

its a fuck ton of stuff that your gpu has to do

[slow urchin]

That's kinda the point

[boreal torrent]

I'll obliterate nino

[blazing moon]

my computer will actually burn itself i have nothing

[safe moat]

the gpu fucker

[rapid river]

[solemn plank]

"this isn't true"

doesn't do shit to investigate

[blazing moon]

what if i dont have a gpu\

[slow urchin]

[boreal torrent]

say goodbye to your lungs @lapis lava

[slow urchin]

Do

[boreal torrent]

they'll become dust

[solemn plank]

its a fuck ton of stuff the cpu has to do

[safe moat]

"Load this css script, and say byebye to your gpu!"

[blazing moon]

oh no i never said that it isnt true, that is def gonna kill you

[noble quest]

i dont know half of these flags

[slow urchin]

Please do I'm curious lmfao

Keep task manager open too

Need to see those system stats

[modern epoch]

@modest fractal in ur site,, pls change this to "discord://-/users/685128853009465416" for the love of god

[rapid river]

neither i did when i saw that comic

[modest fractal]

why 💔

[noble quest]

not everyone uses the discord protocol (vesktop, web)

[modest fractal]

nvm i see why 💔

[modern epoch]

vesktop sucks

[noble quest]

only on windows

on linux you actually get good screensharing

[blazing moon]

doesnt vesktop have it now ?

[slow urchin]

What the fuck is this classing 😭

[noble quest]

it's never worked for me

[noble quest]

looks like tailwind

but could be wrong

[modest fractal]

i aint the one who made it 💔

[blazing moon]

no chance it isnt

[lapis lava]

vesktop is better everywhere

[lapis lava]

vesktop > any other client

[slow urchin]

[modern epoch]

[slow urchin]

Vesktop>life

[blazing moon]

vesktop has when you boot up, its automatically better

[fallow pawn]

chrome tab> vesktop

[solemn plank]

free vencoin at discord://-/reset

[modern epoch]

so real

[last karma]

Vesktop is peak on linux, but for windows just use the official app

[lapis lava]

you do everything in chrome...

[slow urchin]

And you can change it from the files cuz it's local

[lapis lava]

i used to be like that too

[lapis lava]

official app is slower

[slow urchin]

Love

[modern epoch]

u forgot the <>

[lapis lava]

and vencord unpatches frequently

overall an awful experience

[modest fractal]

rate stats @modern epoch

[boreal torrent]

I do everything on Internet Explorer 7

[solemn plank]

free vencoin at discord://-/reset

[modern epoch]

🔥

[last karma]

All the features work though

[fallow pawn]

I use normal discord app on mac when I need to vc/screenshare

[blazing moon]

yeah cause for me discord took AGES to load, i was gen in awe when i got vesktop 😭

[slow urchin]

I've literally never had this experience i don't know why everyone else does

[fallow pawn]

otherwise it’s the browser

[modest fractal]

thanks

[lapis lava]

i hope that one day patching the desktop client is discontinued and using vencord will either be doable on vesktop or web

[noble quest]

the memory leak on windows

[modern epoch]

im not leaving discord ty

[lapis lava]

such as

[modest fractal]

btw theres a twitch drop for a pickaxe in fn @modern epoch

[noble quest]

it doesnt memory leak

[modern epoch]

uh

i don't play br

[lapis lava]

idc about memory leak tbh

[modern epoch]

so im fine

[lapis lava]

i have enough ram

[slow urchin]

Guh

[lapis lava]

and shitdows probably takes more

[modest fractal]

s*w??? 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1343110077594210366/IMG_1236.gif

[blazing moon]

what if to counteract memory leaks you reboot your system every 5 minutes

[modern epoch]

stw yes

[last karma]

Idk, i have never used vesktop on windows

[solemn plank]

leaving discord to open discord ...

[clever ore]

i installed openasar and vencord, and honestly i haven't had it unpatch once

[slow urchin]

Wait that isn't boring how did I make a fucking cabbage

[clever ore]

Before my new windows install i've had it unpatch like a few times

couldn't be more than like 2 though

[lapis lava]

i've just been a vesktop user since god knows when

vesktop is also better for vencord dev

[fallow pawn]

screensharing and vc is quite wonky on windows/mac so I don’t use it really on those os’s

[lapis lava]

since you don't have to pnpm inject every 900 times you wanna switch builds

[slow urchin]

You must have a very good gpu

[fallow pawn]

I only open vesktop for vencord dev xd

[modest fractal]

blocked wtf (also accept my friend request)

[fallow pawn]

it’s very convenient for that

[lapis lava]

i should make a plugin to save devbuild paths and quickly switch

would be funny

[blazing moon]

i switched to vesktop cause i was so fuckign tired of having to stream my game audio through my mic

[slow urchin]

What in the fuck

[fallow pawn]

just set a custom dist directory in the installer and use pnpm watch maybe

[slow urchin]

Average GPU could never what the fuck do you have 😭

Bro has a 19 million xt

[modest fractal]

super mario lookin graph 💔

[last karma]

When i was making my stupid iq test plugin vesktop was really annoying because every time i reloaded it i had to minimize and maximize the window to be able to interact with anything

[slow urchin]

WHAY

WHAT

MINE IS 1500 😭

I think

[blazing moon]

guys is 3.69GiB of ram high end

[fallow pawn]

I love c

[slow urchin]

How in the hell

Does your gpu just make up for it in vram???? 😭 😭

[blazing moon]

all the image posters flexing rn

[fallow pawn]

nice error code

[slow urchin]

Okay well

[boreal torrent]

It failed successfully, don't you get it???

[slow urchin]

Made this of my friend, he plays dragon ball fighterZ so we replaced the loading screen with it via local modding

Lmfao

[blazing moon]

im punching you

[boreal torrent]

they aren't?

discriminatory ass military

[slow urchin]

If there are, there aren't enough.

[blazing moon]

only egirls should be allowed in military, no one else

[slow urchin]

egirlitary

[boreal torrent]

🇮🇹

[slow urchin]

Itary

Lmfao

[rapid river]

italy :3

[boreal torrent]

[solemn plank]

click this link for korbo jumpscare
discord://-/users/455856406420258827

[modern epoch]

why is everyone named "amia" an egirl

[blazing moon]

blame pjsk

[modern epoch]

i play pjsk

[modern epoch]

i just realized 😭

mizu egirl

[rare trout]

@jendraj

@harsh tangle hi hi hi hih ih ih i h

[kind prawn]

discord://-/free-nitro

oh no

[modern epoch]

discord://-/free-nitro

[solemn plank]

there

[clever ore]

wow free nitro

[kind prawn]

doesnt work

[solemn plank]

works on my machine

[blazing moon]

literally nothing happened

AAAAAAAAAA KORBO

[blazing moon]

HES IN MY HOUSE

[solemn plank]

works. on my machine. ignore audio

[rare trout]

this is awful

[blazing moon]

this is perfect

[kind prawn]

only works on mobile

[rare trout]

you make a lot of autistic sounds

[solemn plank]

fitting

[kind prawn]

hi crazy dave

[blazing moon]

these are all sounds a creature named "korbo" would make

it fits so well

[clever ore]

weebee waboo 💔

[weary mason]

korbo.bas

[solemn plank]

wabi wabo ❤️‍🔥

[blazing moon]

frfr ong?

[weary mason]

Do you code in BASIC

[solemn plank]

not often

[blazing moon]

24/7

[solemn plank]

if i do it's commodore basic 2.0

[blazing moon]

im actually coding in basic rn

wait no

i got basic and cobol confused nvm

[weary mason]

Same but its QuickBasic QuickBasic Extended from Microsoft PDS 7.1

[blazing moon]

wait waht

[solemn plank]

thinking about that time. someone in support was asking for help and then they just sent an image of a computer monitor with nothing on it and said something along the lines of " no? noooo 😭"

[blazing moon]

im convinced that everyone who asks for support lacks basic skills.. in general

all the skills

I CANT STOP THE AUDIO

[rare trout]

did you the the car battery in the ink

[blazing moon]

FUCK I REPLAYED IT

[rare trout]

sink

[blazing moon]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I CANT STOP ITTT

[rare trout]

send in aliucord and watch them all crash

[blazing moon]

WHY WONT IT STOP

[weary mason]

ink? the ones used in printers?

[drifting swallow]

embrace it

[blazing moon]

OH MY GOD ITS FUCKING OVER

FINALLY

[rare trout]

lc.banner

[night blaze]

labsCore

[rare trout]

i love this

so much

lc.avatar @harsh minnow

[night blaze]

labsCore

[rare trout]

noo

lc.decoration

[weary mason]

the phone i use is the Samsung Galaxy A02

(I know, i know its ewaste)

[stark herald]

read if cute

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1aWLjExeYXj18Ac0kR3515

[untold condor]

currently making a textreplace-rule (or a set of them actually) based off the homestuck troll quirks

[harsh tangle]

so real

@rare trout hi aspy

[untold condor]

yEA sO hOMESTUCK fANS cAN uSE iT

T)-(ere's no way it works so wonders

[harsh tangle]

you could say its wonderfin

that was so bad

[untold condor]

Honestly i must agr33 :33

7H15 15 50 G00D

[plucky temple]

new discord overlay so bad it gives me an epileptic episode

[untold condor]

everyone drop a negative opinion

[last karma]

I rated it 10/10

The new ui is amazing

[plucky temple]

id give it a 5

some are good some are bad some are atrocious

[weary mason]

I give it a 5 since its good

[rare trout]

is it bad i fluently understood him

[rare trout]

bwaaa

[clever ore]

i gave it a 6/10

[rare trout]

should I learn BGA reballing to upgrade my laptop's soldered ram

bet

lemme buy some supplies

i got this laptop for free

[fallen hinge]

what do you think goes on inside their head

[rare trout]

I want to upgrade the display to 4k

and then the ram to either 32 or 64gb

[fallen hinge]

is this like a work surplus laptop

[rare trout]

kinda somewhat

https://salemtechsperts.com

[fallow drum]

shameless plug

what’s even the point though….

[fallen hinge]

ah, a salem techsperts laptop

[rare trout]

yes

i work there

[fallen hinge]

how are the fun nights with lupe

[rare trout]

[fallen hinge]

hubba hubba

[fallow drum]

discord won’t listen

at least not to that

[dawn iris]

chineese buisness man figures out how to sell busted smd parts for a profit

[rare trout]

REAL

wait

i dont need this

i have a pile of dead laptops I can practice on

[harsh tangle]

you should teach me how to fuck around with electronics aspy

i need to transfer some SSDs to my new computer

[rare trout]

i'd love to girlie

you wanna call now

[harsh tangle]

because triple A games are fucking 180gb

and theyve already eaten up a TB of space😭

[rare trout]

classic

[harsh tangle]

yeah sure im already done arguing with falcon so i dont have anything to do

[stark herald]

,hello

[weary mason]

hello slug.cat

you

im installing reddit
idk if i would regret

but i will just look at r/softwaregore

[paper gate]

@wide leaf You are being monitored.

@wide leaf You are entering Lumon

[weary mason]

I cant login as a guest??

Alright time to login to my reddit account

[paper gate]

@cerulean kite who are you

[weary mason]

         Are you enjoying Reddit?
   **Not really**        **Love it!**

[agile thunder]

[stark herald]

bruh uh

[timber crest]

guys what’s a selfbot or a nitrosniper?

[rare trout]

using a bot on a user account

[timber crest]

i don’t use discord much so that makes very little sense 😭🙏

[blazing moon]

i love this sticker

[stark herald]

selfbot = program that automatically runs stuff using your account
nitrosniper = specifically a selfbot that detects when messages have nitro gifts and automatically claims them

[rare trout]

hey vencord hold this for me thanks

[stark herald]

selfbot is a general term for anything that runs automatic stuff on your account for example a program that changes your status every minute

[paper gate]

@stark herald

[stark herald]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

yourr blood will be stolen

[stark herald]

NO

[paper gate]

the mosquitoes are hungry

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-v1-ultrakill-suit-smile-gif-26496634

[weary mason]

yourr

[tulip jackal]

anyone else bored af

[stark herald]

@paper gate

he wants some fun

[paper gate]

who

[static valley]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/9/99/Marcille_Donato_Delicious_Dungeon_anime_character_render.png/revision/latest?cb=20240218173012&path-prefix=protagonist

[red wyvern]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/282ffac5b80a84f84610f697b6d4ad73/af7c9d38054640ac-ab/s540x810/91351be66d51f9de6ff959ddd2d6a75223514363.gif

[timber crest]

tyy

[red wyvern]

also called selfapping

[timber crest]

what’s the point of it?

[red wyvern]

I don't really know why people selfapp

[stark herald]

also let me clarify both selfbots and nitro snipers are not allowed and can get your account banned

some people like the thing where their status changes automatically

some people also used to do it with clan tags but those are no longer

[timber crest]

oh tysm 😭 i had no idea they existed

[harsh minnow]

@strange garden hi

[stark herald]

this anime is so real

[red wyvern]

which anime?

[blazing moon]

they both look like girls but just in different art styles

[stark herald]

tsukimichi

[stark herald]

theyre both girls the male voice is an offscreen character

[blazing moon]

oh 😭

[strange garden]

this is a classic

@harsh minnow hi

[wispy quest]

hi

[paper gate]

@strange garden hi

[strange garden]

h

[stark herald]

hey i see you typed the letter h maybe you pressed enter too early or what did you mean by that?

[wispy quest]

kind of reminds of an ai response

[bold adder]

death

[wispy quest]

bro was cooking at first..

[stark herald]

im so sorry

[wispy quest]

lol

[wispy quest]

why sorry lol

[red wyvern]

That's exactly how an AI would apologize.

[wispy quest]

usually ai for me says "I apologize for the confusion!"

same thing more words

[stark herald]

i love yapping

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/hibike-anime-anime-yapping-yap-shut-up-gif-14097572782261890092

[rare trout]

You are absolutely right! That was a complete accident. My apologies! I definitely didn't mean to just type "h".

Thanks for pointing that out. I'll be more careful with the enter key. 😊

[stark herald]

Thank you, Aspy, I'm glad this mistake was corrected :)

[bold adder]

h

[rare trout]

You're very welcome! I'm glad I could correct it too. Thanks for your patience and for letting me know. 😊

[stark herald]

fursona

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/hibike-anime-anime-yapping-yap-shut-up-gif-14097572782261890092

[paper gate]

@open pasture

nop

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-初音ミク-miku-hatsune-mcdo-gif-3606034287928617790

[bold adder]

i want the ears

[calm nebula]

any mods active?

[unreal siren]

No

[calm nebula]

dang there is just a scam link sitting in vc chat

[bold adder]

whgar

[calm nebula]

now it is gone

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhfuEUP-azw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKKg5fzIKeE

[keen junco]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1905626377761771842

lefty lucy 🐲 (@kawasak1enjoyer)

successfully turned a hardly noticeable blackhead into a large gaping wound

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FixupX · Mar 28, 2025, 2:21 PM

[stark herald]

@keen junco

say sharding in german

[keen junco]

No

[stark herald]

oh

[blazing moon]

making themes feels so rewarding

[tough socket]

anyone, your fav custom css codes for vencord

[spark crescent]

I Like To Read

[spark crescent]

* {
display: none;
}

[blazing moon]

call me narcissistic, but my server list revert

[tough socket]

AmberSobs_weirdorobot

[tough socket]

means horizontal right?

[blazing moon]

no, it turns the server list in the visual revamp to be identical to the old one

[tough socket]

ohk.. but i am not an old dc user so i dont mind

[tough socket]

but anyways there is a guy on vencord-support who needs help with horizontal server list

@heavy silo

[blazing moon]

yeah yeah i see that, but im afraid it might be outside my expertise so someone elses gonna have to help 'em with that

[tough socket]

is learning css easy? how much time it took u

[lusty oak]

If you can dedicate a couple hours to it daily

you'd be ready to go in a month

maybe less

[blazing moon]

ive never actually put direct effort into learning css

just been a thing i've gotten on the side

then i get to vencord theming and everything just snaps for me

[upbeat fractal]

apparently if you do ctrl+- you can zoom in and out of the discord ui and if you do that x number of times the memberlist cutoff gets fixed

[blazing moon]

theres a snippet that fixes it though

[slow turtle]

It's an electron app ofc ctrl + and - are for zooming

[upbeat fractal]

yea

[keen junco]

[spark crescent]

is there a kill plugin

[keen junco]

Yes

[spark crescent]

how do i kill the people i blocked

[spark crescent]

Wherrw

whede

where

[keen junco]

Private

[open pasture]

They should make a plugin that lets me kill people

But its only for me

[spark crescent]

i have a warrant so you'll have to give it to me

[open pasture]

Everyone having the power wouldnt be fun

[spark crescent]

NYPD.

[spark crescent]

i won't mess with you

[keen junco]

Nope

[spark crescent]

you're under arrest

[stark herald]

MARVIN MAR VIN

[keen junco]

I'm not from the US let alone New York

[red wyvern]

You're double arrested then

[keen junco]

https://red.artemislena.eu/r/recruitinghell/comments/15kj845/canonical_the_recruitment_process_really_is_that

[rich mesa]

I'm no longer in a server but discord is still saying I'm at server cap when I try to join a new one

[keen junco]

Double it and give it to the next person

[rich mesa]

I'm confused

[keen junco]

If the server got banned by Discord you are still in the server for 30 days

[rich mesa]

oh.. that's strange

thanks

[keen junco]

It's so Discord doesn't have to add people back into the server if they undo their decision

[rich mesa]

That does make sense

Thanks

[last karma]

i love that discord added text to clarify notes are only visible to you

[keen junco]

And made the context menu layout shift

Because it checks whether you already got a note set

[rich mesa]

Yep in the backup server they said their original got nuked, rip

Had to leave one to join it tho

[keen junco]

Happens

[rich mesa]

Kinda sad that a manhwa translation group loses their server to this stuff every 2-3y

[last karma]

i like looking through the experiments occasionally and looking at what new stuff discord is working on

[lost furnace]

No

[keen junco]

I mean it is copyright infringement

[lost furnace]

Marvy warvy

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-crunchy-cat-glasses-cat-luna-glasses-cat-gif-12732289841207803174

[keen junco]

Hewwo

[lost furnace]

Hewwo mawvy wawvy how awe yoww

[keen junco]

Good but hungry

Should be able to get some food in a bit though

[lost furnace]

I hope your food arrives

Uh

Cold

!!!

[keen junco]

It won't arrive

I'm going to buy some at a store

[lost furnace]

Ill eat your food

[slow turtle]

/kill @e 😔

[rapid river]

me

[junior ridge]

me when anxiety

[cold maple]

real

[keen junco]

Nope

[raw panther]

https://www.theverge.com/news/638967/microsoft-windows-11-account-internet-bypass-blocked

lmao windows is so finished

[last karma]

should i risk it all and watch the devilbro livestream?

[keen junco]

You will make a Microsoft account

[keen junco]

Pleb VC

[raw panther]

I mean I have one but never would want my windows be logged into it (never using windows again anyway)

[last karma]

i have like 5 microsoft accounts

[stark herald]

horror

[last karma]

i joined and he immediately left

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1163915308260659293/1326556707073298432/VID_20250106_145855_848.gif

[keen junco]

You scared him away

[jagged skiff]

is it the [e-mail] thing