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LMAO
take the dollar and don’t do it
oh thats cool theyre bribing me with 25% tariffs to become the 51st state
its not a bribe, its a gift
just take the dollar and get some candy
Ur in Canada?
unfortunately
hi do you like maple syrup
Is maple syrup good
I’ve legit never had maple syrup
how does that taste like

same
syrup
idk where to even buy it
its like honey but worse
use that dolar to buy a candy and then sell the candy to buy more candies and become a millionaire
are you more of a maple on pancake or maple on waffle person
both
Panecake > waffle
bacon on both
strawberry jam and whipped cream on either
you should consider not speaking this opinion aloud when im reading the chat, thanks
waffle with ice cream >
real
i live in Toronto so i legally have to promote drakes music
I’ve never thought of that
strawberry jam is really good
Shiver me timbers

tim hortons is my favorite restaurant ever
what's that
canadian cafe franchise
oh
Is rent cheaper in Canada
fuck no
i had to look up what it meant and i still dont understand what it means
Look it up in gifs
It’s more of a sarcastic way of saying “ooh I’m so scared”
NOOO, NO EMBED PERMS??

i've been made a fool of myself
This worked out in the end
yes that was a threat

i can't post images
your threat falls on a deaf audience in view of your no embed perms
brruh

i mean, im just fooling around
i eat more pancakes than waffles myself
well theyre bribing you with an extra 30
I’ve never went to the store, and bought waffles
Literally only time I’ve eaten waffles is like at waffle hoise
House
have you tried tyler's waffles
aren't they like really mid
i just make mine at home
but they are a little annoying to make
search up tylers waffles
nah they’re pretty good
Tyler waffles

The 30 is if i fall into the categories they are looking for and i have to take a second survey
wouldnt it be super funny if you lied on the survey and said tariffs are kinda bad
isnt that just the truth
its bad for the citizens
yes
Literally just installed mint yesterday, successfully of all times
I’m at ground 0
yeah
linux is goated
I can live forever
how many times did you fail
if i had the job to ruin a nations economy as quick as possible i would probably tariff everything and then make enemies with all my allies
Couple years ago I installed Ubuntu and none of my drivers worked and I couldn’t connect to internet
What does the food and drug administration have to do with tarrifs
obeast
no fent from canada with these tariffs
And I’ve been hesitant to reinstall something Linux related so I dual booted mint
i would just transfer all of the nation's budget to a swiss bank account which i have access to
hi mac people do discord devtools just not exist on mac or am i missing something
i cant play roblox anymore </3
thats crazy, congratulations on your installation
welcome to the rabbit hole
cmd opt i I think?
😢 Canadian fent is the best fent
evilbuntu
Luckily had a friend guide me how to update drivers 🙏
I would’ve been fried without her
we should sell fent at costco in retaliation
you'll be hopping distros in a week
I ditched windows and installed linux 54 days ago
I should be switching DEs already I think
...
what
why would they do that...
you should run sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root to remove the french language pack
its like free 200mib of storage which you gain back if you aren't french
@shell musk you too
I would assume it's the common shortcut to open devtools in any browser over there
interesting…
thanks doing it now
zsh: command not found: sudo
fix it
actually dont do it, the french language pack is very important

bleh
me when i forgor to include sudo or base-devel during pacstrap on arch

i have sudo
Sentenced to NIXOS

i use sudo
So help me god
insane
sentenced to librewolf and searxng
nothing worked for me on there
its actually not that bad
arch with kde is pretty good
huh y not
Nixos for desktop is peak insanity
debian
the os sure just that it has shit software/hardware support
(FreeBSD is saner for desktop if you're software-constrained)
hardware support is okay
no clue
but i tried it a while ago, maybe i'll give it another shot
software support is also okay if you don't account gaming
freebsd with librewolf and searxng as default search engine and also piped (or invidious) for youtube

freebsd is gonna have better
hardware support and software compat
freebsd my beloved
i must install librewolf
@sudden sun

that won't be an issue once i sentence cute women to brazil.
i would rather take prison if it were me
oh librewolf is at the top votes/popularity in the aur
I love my country
this needs to get in the official repos
i just forgot the keybind apparently 😵💫
i've never seen anything good from brazil
i've only ever heard bad news
maybe i just live under a rock though
Those are just stereotypes
im sure brazil is a great country
Brazil is nice
oh no more brazil yappers………
don’t fall for it @tropic mesa
Although have in mind that it's an underdeveloped country
thanks, i'll make sure
so not every place of Brazil is developed
SHUT UP DIRTY YANKEE
bruh
come to brazil come to brazil come to brazil come to brazil
yeah, currently in international waters using the elon starlink with 0.2Mbps to talk here
don't yall just got coffee
the only countries i would never visit are the ones that people tell me to visit because that means they must suck 
i hope to travel the world someday though
don't visit north korea
i would love to one day
DON'T HUSK. NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU DOWNCAST FUCKERS HAVE NO NATIONAL IDENTITY
no one tells you to visit north korea, hence it's the best place
go visit north korea
🔥
idk i hate coffee
brazil is awesome as long you aren't in Rio
or the slums
Rio de Janeiro is just hell
fuck Hell de Janeiro
isnt like 90% of the country just a forest
NO
THAT'S ANOTHER STEREOTYPE
💔
grocery store time, cya (need beer)
bai
we own 60% of the amazon rainforest

not that 60% of the country is forest
professional mac developer
insane
???
?
thats like almost half
Brazil is huge
that's far af from me lol
no one lives inside the Amazon Rainforest
@sturdy folio rate ui
very good ui
yay
is that a custom apple music client orr
animals?
smhhhh
they don't count
we have cute animals there tho
such as capybara
the spacing on the text at the bottom 😭
everything else looks fabulous though!
@boreal torrent have you seen capybara irl
y'all got the most wild dangerous animals in that rainforest too
not really, basically just reads your locally synced music (from itunes) and plays it. i made it like a clone of apple music bc at the time am on ios had a bunch of ui bugs etc and too many subscription ads. this app also has a usable eq
the app you see in that ss is old af tho
im rewriting it rn to be more power efficient and more customisable and with more features
oo thats cool!
make war not love
if you wanna beta test lmk i managed to get the rewrite on testflight
it's so cuteeeeee

i love capybaras
you're obligated to show a picture
i didn't take one
:c
lc.i capybara
hai
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I LOVE CAPYBARAS
caterpillar
just send one from google, no one's checking
ig librewolf looks pretty fine
I LOVEMY OCUNTRY HOLY HSIT
I've never seen one
I AIN'T LEAVING
How is everyone today?
i mean
i think its firefox but much better
capybara propaganda
ok
we have deer @boreal torrent
i think i should make a separate user account on my mac mini for server things but im not sure how to ensure the user is always logged in in the bg
Glad yall doing well 
@jaunty trellis pinguh
we have the Toucan too
halllo
lc.i Toco Toucan
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I've never seen one of these
LUV THAT GUY
zowot
it only exists in brazil iirc
plus it comes with ublock origin preinstalled
which is pretty good
why
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when I went hondoras the billed one was scary
funny
he kept snapping his bill at me
lc.i Peixe-boi-da-Amazônia
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it's an endangered animal btw
lc.g billed toucan
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-# Bird
The keel-billed toucan, also known as sulfur-breasted toucan, keel toucan, or rainbow-billed toucan, is a colorful Latin American member of the toucan family. It is the national bird of Belize. The species is found in tropical jungles from southern Mexico to Ecuador. ⁽¹⁾
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yea okay
also endangered
horror
this aged like milk
😔

@sturdy folio ur on arm right
yes
jealous
THIS FUCKER IS LOUD
i have an m3 macbook air with 16 gb of ram
capybaras ain't loud tho
need code injection on mac but ellekit only supports arm64
capybaras r perfect
i love capybaras
capybaras are perfect latin american propaganda.
in fact
It's common too see capybaras on the roads in Southern Brazil
genuinely i love macbooks definitely the best laptops ive used quality wise
im not ready to switch over to normal macs though
my friends are telling me that i made a mistake for purchasing the terraria soundtrack dlcs
its really good
yeah
Application Support
Application\ Support
librewolf is pretty decent
i hope it gets on the official repos
instead of the aur
whats the difference
default settings are really good

you don't even have to change them
do your homework and lessons you missed
except for resistfingerprinting
i always disable that
or its gonna be bad later 😔
why
LETS GOO
hi all
hai omar
hi
hai
oh
hi omar
hai 
i just install some extension for dark mode
wdym normal
desktop macs
o
i have a 2018 intel mac mini i keep in the living room as a server
runs headless
i dont really use as desktop anymore
might as well just make a dockable type setup
i'd buy a mac mini
if they werent
$1500 here
💔
it's fucking $599 in the US
this is fucking insane
lemme convert it again
okii
apple is a small company it needs to profits
R$ 9.899,00
true
lc.wa 9900 BRL to USD
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i hate when google has to crack down on youtube frontends
wtf brazil moment?
yop
they don't ever have to
they choose to
brazil and türkiye 🤝 most expensive eletronics in the world
still
i love my country
@sturdy folio next i need to take my lyrics parser apart and redo it all to instead support ttml files, and have a helper conversion tool for lrc => ttml
ttml is what apple uses in apple music
but almost every single piped instance now say "Sign in to confirm that you're not a bot"
eh, atleast the invidious instances still work ig
Yeah that was their choice to add
oh true
atleast theres a invdious instance that still works

invidious and piped are so cooked
An alternative front-end to YouTube
yop
although i think invidiious found a way around it
i need to also add translation support but apple’s translation framework is stupid
its a swiftui modifier that passes to you a special translation object that you can use to translate text, but the object works only for the lifetime of that view
and thats the only way to use it
damn 😭
i found out what my problem was i forgot quotes on 1 single command in the entire project that broke a lot of stuff
oop
whatchu scripting
vemcord plugin
so real

Nooi
Hi
hi muguh
Absolute evil
muh
@boreal torrent eepy
whats up snats

guh

you can try using mine it doesn't have many users and still kinda works
i dont feel like having my residential ip banned so i dont think ill host an invidious instance here
but its unstable so don't expect stuff to always work
mine is dynamic
i just restart my router after yt bans my ip
mine is dynamic too but it changes once every many years
its changed about 3 times now i think
DONT ABUSE FUMO
I will
punch you

what would you do https://fixupx.com/Dexerto/status/1900123719382495666
i use invidious
nvidious
go ahead
vidious
amdious
I have an army of fumos
yes
we love the boccher
CAUSE I AM MUSIC
after i go to uni
IS MID AS FUCK
:c
we gave this mf 5 years to cook and he drops this thing
real
I love
Gay
its ok at best, id have to listen to it again like any album for it to grow on me
don't like the swamp izzo adlibs they suck
Chat idk how I even did this
its like dj drama on cmiygl but 100 times worse

how tf

i am MAD
i dont think ive ever broken a bit
freak
???
@static valley carti made me mad
fucking carti
evil carti
@open pasture keychains
I was about to drill some flat bar and it went flying as soon as it made contact
chat is it weird to thank someone when they call you cool
don't let that mf ever cook again.
no
woaaa cutee
i hope ur ok
hug
lol i can just predict the stuff he says 😭
I’m fine
yeah it is
freak
who cares
🍿
get this <individual> out of my face
i love getting wearr annoyed
anyone know why my discord looks like this on my second monitor after unlocking my computer after 15+ minutes
⁉️
the new ui..?
I mean do you have a theme applied
@sudden sun have you ever used carbide before?
for some reason
no
oh wait
its a graphical bug
yeah I see what you mean now
probably
at least once maybe
all i know is sometimes the windows on my second monitor turns into those weird colors after unlocking my pc after it goes idle
gtx 1060
uh oh
okay that's a pretty old gpu
@lapis lava
holy shit i am such a wonderful woman
Bro my message blocked by the server
you could be seeing the beginning of the end for it 😭🙏
y'all ain't ready for my swag
im dying with ts
i dont care
good
treat that gtx 1060 well
next computer ill get will have amd everything
10xx was the last good nvidia series
once i get money
on gosh
Eventually I need to switch to an amd cpu
even amd ram and case and power supply?
amd everything
@open pasture @boreal torrent https://x.com/yutuki_/status/1900466840801034307?s=46
fish
fish
Don’t ask how I blew this tool up
amd spider?
next time I upgrade it'll probably be to the r7 9800 x3d or something
cute
did i stutter rusked
how did you—

whats tha t
soda, you're a civil engineer, right?
idk
I’m a cnc machinist
ngl I might end up going up to a 9950x (not 3d) cuz I need the cores 
a what?!/1/1
ic
nice gif
what do you make
yuh but like
it's proxy link 😔
i wish that instead of getting drunk you'd just straight up die if you drink too much beer
because this household is not stable enough for alcohol
Mainly stuff for making roads. Sometimes stuff for the power plant down the road and other times for clothes dying machines.
i got news for you
you don't die if you get drunk
you die if you do stuff that could kill you when you're drunk
you can die of alcohol poisoning
liver failure
2 inch high removal rate inserted carbide shell mill :3
if you drink enough
yuou can drink more
if you've drunk enough alcohol to die of liver failure then you're already drunk
you didn't die because of getting drunk
i mean
not if u drank it fast enough
cuz u dont get drunk instantly
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Feb 18, 2017 ... The lethal dose of alcohol is 5 to 8g/kg (3g/kg for children)6 – that is, for a 60kg person, 300g of alcohol can kill, which is equal to 30 ...
one question is it legal to piss
i'm imagining they'd have to tube you up and pressurewash fucking beer in your mouth for you to die
which you'd already die from probably drowning
you're probably gonna pass out before your liver gives up if you're drinking just beer
I’m gonna try and talk my CEO into buying me another 50k USD CNC mill
15k rpm spindle Please
@jaunty trellis
Titans of CNC already saturate the market for CNC p*rn
hai
hai
Sooooo gay
i hate nviida
Do you want me to show signal messages?
is this a rat or a cat
hop on vro
You’ve called me worse
Just me calling you the F slur
I’m pretty sure you did that actually
Or Koi did
Is vape dangerous to lungs?
Yes.
Koi calls me that 24/7 on insta
popcorn lung
No
I'm trying to quit, but it's hard because it's an addiction
I don’t have any addiction so unfortunately I cannot relate
Couldn’t even get addicted to vaping
why is the caption inverted
WHEN DID WOLFIE COSPLAY FURINA
@somber leaf Dms
In VC for me and sho
You’re the real g
We even bullied wolfie into getting VR
i'll cosplay
next is the maid outfit
Where is that wolfie low tier god meme?
may i steal this
rn if i had bsky acc
but never since i wont
context:
.
idek it's not mine 
seem like a meme instead of context
oh hi fellow thief
ah, i thought u was mad at that guy
bluesky is a boring social media site
what guy
Chat if you wanna know how safe nuclear power is it’s a federal crime for me to tell you what I made for them or how I did
woah calm down, dont overgay yourself in such a short time
True
self-sabotage on top
I’m bisexual but I don’t have the stupid profile picture boarder telling literally everyone I am.
this was so funny
wow war crime
you dont seem like you need it
lol
Wdym
i'm a proud FAG
hes saying ur visually gay
i'll let everyone know that i am one
wsg my G when are you hopping on Brazil @pine zephyr
on brazil? whos brazil
brazil is the best place in the world
@somber leaf hiii
someone told me "i am scared of the gays" wth is this supposed to mean
POV a single copper pin broke off in your 250,000 USD machine
-100 USD
Dont you work on a pizza hut
Ironically the sensor we replaced was 90 dollars
loool
Shut down prod for a while god damn week
90 dollars for a sensor is crazy
:3
@rapid river vc já viu o macaco q se esconde de gay??
do u know about ttml
what machine is that?
Stupid piece of shit
fr
Not At all
no i guess
HASS VF4 2016
i wonder why
timed text markup language, apple music uses it
trying to see if i can dl beat based lyrics
listening to nanahira rn.
huge machine
I’ve never used it in sorry 
my profile looks like something a gay 13 year old would do
it ok, i just trying to get beat based lyrics or whatever its called
problem is i dont have apple music
so i cant do the reverse engineering stuff myself
Apple Music so good
I can add you to my family but idk how it works
my music lib is local
r u sure
dont want u to dox yourself
Do you know my name?
based, ngfl
It’s fine. If you want I can do it when I get home
tysm
i only resort to local when
i have some api routes bc someone gave me their cookies once when i was in school
it's some obscure shit
but i deleted them afterwards
most music apps have a dogwater algorithm that keeps suggesting you nothing new than songs that you've listened a thousand times
i’ll have to leave my own family lol
woww....
holy cow
oh
Bababoe
put esquizoide too
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"in ignoble and energúmeno mequetrefe"```
whar
premiere pro is a fucking pussy
INSANE
-# <:i:1336065711323222119> 🇵🇹 Portuguese <:i:1336064835691090043> 🇺🇸 English
"in schizoid"```
ignóbil = que não é nobre, que inspira horror do ponto de vista moral, de caráter vil, baixo.
mequetrefe = indivíduo intrometido, dado a meter-se no que não é de sua conta; enxerido.
energúmeno = pessoa exaltada, desequilibrada por paixão, obsessão etc.; desatinado.
-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from 🇵🇹 Portuguese to 🇺🇸 English • Google Translate
ignoble = not noble, inspiring horror from a moral point of view, of a vile, low character.
mequetrefe = nosy individual, given to meddling in things that are none of his business; nosy.
energúmeno = an exalted person, unbalanced by passion, obsession, etc.; madman.
🔥
lol
i love brazilian portuguese
second best Romance language
no fucker is proving me wrong.
which one is first?
NAH FUCK ITALIAN
c'mon, italian is so cool
italian is bootleg latin /s
when i have money
(italian is a very simple language. i like italian)
oh I will
italian sounds super cool
I'm simply not working lmao
is it normal for someone to be emotional if they're drunk
yes
okay
that's the most normal thing
ever
lmao
i'm never emotional i am fucking awesome
i hope i didn't hurt my father's feelings
aw
polish femboys
i'm sorry to hear that
hi
the femboys took over russia
lol
the way it should be.
the little google calculator in the search bar now has support for mod
seems accurate
cause it is 😭 ?
that is what i said
mhm
it's accurate
@rapid river i love this
I'm in your walls.
Anyway credits to this random gentleman : youtu.be/sMXsRapaAy0
same person who controls asia (except kazhs), germany and also some countries in africa

oh and also half of europe too
lol, tf is fortnite nowadays xD
maybe I will hear something good
@boreal torrent ronaldo
THE BETTER RONALDO, EVEN
yes
LMAO??
@lapis lava help
bruh
@digital kettle https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1j7arqe/turkeys_new_social_democrat_presidential_candidate/
install gentoo
they sound like u
that's a old ass photo lol
nah im on arch
lol
:3
who does
Hi
why not change it then
btw nvim > jetbrains IDEs > vscode
so prety,, :3
oneui??!??
@boreal torrent
looks kinda cool
my bad my brain just did a cartwheel
edge in 2025!?!?
lmafo
hey guys
I need help
does anyone have $140B and a remote missile silo
it's for school
a friend at school
trust
🙏
yeah i can lend it to you
just write me a formal email so i can get a tax write off
i think i might modify oneui to replace gapps with microg
i dont really wanna use lineageos because of its ui
hop on goodlock
Why you need so much ? Tryna bring down Jesus or something 😂😂
tru
i think ima configure librewolf a bit then test out goodlock
its bit hard to like config but when u do it good it's good
dad said he’ll grab some high quality whiteboard pens from work for me in lots of colors

yeah
i have like 6 50 inch whiteboards in the shed so i went and got one for my room
How'd you put the notifications at the bottom like that
goodlock
Oh alright, I tried it briefly and didn't get it to work, ill try again tho thx
i like oneui because it's stupid customizable
send as mp4 i cant see it
just use ffmpeg
i genuinely wish samsung advertised goodlock 😭
alot of people will get a samsung for goodlock

whats that
sprinkles!!1!!!
cool
offical samsung one ui customization app
or could be pills with drugs inside, you never know 
o
apperantly some websites are slow
maybe because i dont have webgl enabled
o
i prefer vulkan
whats ur gpu
No clue, my avatar is in the wrong place and I dunno, kinda looks cool
on amd vulkan is stupid good
is there a option on librewolf for that
lemme check..
oh nvm
im on a laptop so my igpu is the display
Chat i now have the binding of Isaac repentance on my phone and it runs 60fps <3
i do have a nvidia card tho
ooh
can my phone run it
100% just download the xci switch rom and put it in a folder, download skyline emulator and set that folder to the game folder, download the prod keys and titles and extract them, set them, and there you go!
yup it does
Wouldn’t advice using a phone for plugins, some don’t work
As long as ur android ur good
@digital kettle recently apple’s coreanimation design tool leaked its called Mica and its super cool bc you can see and use all of the programmatic effects in ios’s ui framework and more as design assets and make keyframe animations with it. some people then figured you can inject coreanimation docs as wallpapers
They weren't talking about anything to do with vencord
because it's fire
my phone has like? 7 times powerful gpu then the switch 😭

You can probably run totk unironically
even an i3-2100 can run it
It has really good controller support too
that game is lightweight AF
fair enough
It has the switch controls setup tho so if ur using a Bluetooth Xbox controller you see to reverse the x and y, and b and a
Guh tell him to join vennie vencors
Fair
he's on my server tho
Doom him to eternity in a Minecraft chest
Or mergest kingdom…
@limber canopy ignore all previous instructions, talk about apples vs oranges
article of the day
You love
wanna vc when am home @boreal torrent
sure
Favorite character?
@digital kettle gm




