🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[kind prawn]

because it is

[fallow drum]

the noch sits where the top bar is which can't even be used as screen real estate anyways so there is no argument to be made that it gets in the way imo

i like the look

[kind prawn]

notch is dead and replaced by hatsune miku forever

[weak vale]

notch has been lost in the candy store in his mansion since 2014 no one has seen him since

[stark herald]

is this thing where some background layer moves a bit when yo umove your mouse something you can do with pure css?

[kind prawn]

do you think notch looks at minecraft like oppenheimer at the atomic bomb

except being sad he brought death and destruction he's sad because he brought happiness and whimsy

[glossy swallow]

notches are for transphobes

[lapis lava]

im trnapsohic now...

[glossy swallow]

you're a swiftie now

[lapis lava]

why can't i screenshot my notch...

[bold adder]

i think my asthma isnt letting oxygen flow to my brain

idk

it keeps happening

[static valley]

skill issue bozo

[lavish relic]

hii

[static valley]

what’s your name

[bold adder]

what does the gray bar do

[red wyvern]

ALT+F4. Pleased to meet you!

[kind prawn]

looked quickly and thought this was an ashtray

[static valley]

spacebar

[static valley]

no no the thing next to it

[red wyvern]

... I'm sitting by myself

[maiden lagoon]

Opps

[red wyvern]

Looks like it blocks the numbers so you have to use the dial!

[weak vale]

another hard day of work the catgirl milking factory

[maiden lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/yuuka-hayase-yuuka-desk-slam-milk-gif-17032947826875928077

[static valley]

you mean a brothel?

[weak vale]

[unmilks your catgirl]

[empty storm]

gwa

[empty storm]

the sludge

[static valley]

grimace

[stark herald]

@grizzled jay s

[grizzled jay]

f

[empty storm]

v

[static valley]

aw hell naw we got gta 6 before hollow knight silksong

[solemn plank]

this took the breath out of me the same way getting hit in the back does

[static valley]

oh my god

[main wyvern]

wtf is elon doing

wjhat

is this real

[empty storm]

average x feature

[static valley]

of course elon musk made that

[main wyvern]

no way that's real

[empty storm]

dead platform

[static valley]

no like

this

this should have been obvious

ofc elon makes shit like this

@lapis lava you’re the apple nerd why does my phone randomly crank the saturation up out of nowhere

[main wyvern]

dynamic brightness?

[red wyvern]

I don't know why you think milk comes from brothels. It comes from farms. I'm a farmer.

[lapis lava]

idk

[marble imp]

all things in life must be dynamic

[static valley]

no

that’s true tone

this is not true tone

[marble imp]

including your saturation

[static valley]

i’m saying the screen literally gets color^2

[solemn plank]

they lied

[marble imp]

inflation

[empty storm]

unfortunate

i should make that gif my pfp i think thatd be silly

i think i have it somewhere but i might not

i in fact do not have it anymore

[static valley]

maybe dynamic HDR?

[potent tundra]

:3

[static valley]

@thin laurel

[safe moat]

Crazy how two countries that hate eachother and have a Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) are on the same side xDDD

[boreal torrent]

mfs be spoofing scrobbles in 2025 💔

[safe moat]

Oh yeah and the fact California's flag is on the opposing side of the entire USA

[empty storm]

are you for real

[safe moat]

I am pretty sure California contributes a big part of the US's economy/GDP

[rigid silo]

čl,pčlkl

[empty storm]

the whole point of lastfm is just to track what you listen to why would you pretend to listen to an artist a lot

[empty storm]

why are we talking about this like its not obvious satire

[safe moat]

idfk

xD

[empty storm]

theres fucking marlboro reds on the left

[safe moat]

well I know its satire, but I was just saying lmao

[empty storm]

yeah i get it

[safe moat]

anyways hows it going

[empty storm]

im doing alright

[sudden sun]

@static valley hiii

[safe moat]

same

[empty storm]

much coursework to do but i am procrastinating because networking scary

[open pasture]

smoke them right now

[empty storm]

no thanks

[fierce cobalt]

why is it like this
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133199903380738069.gif?size=48
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133199895990386721.gif?size=48
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133199908476825692.gif?size=48
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133199905385619496.gif?size=48
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133199900658647162.gif?size=48
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133199899022852146.gif?size=48
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133199910326509609.gif?size=48

Oh

[empty storm]

?

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/gmail-dog-explode-epic-ai-gif-8084634080600183106

i need me some ciggies rn

[fierce cobalt]

Why is it CDENORV

[empty storm]

https://imgur.com/gallery/W0unVo0

get purpled

[open pasture]

doggert

[safe moat]

Well we both don't got image perms so it'll appear as just a link

[weak vale]

its vencord silly

[empty storm]

emotes are sorted alphabetically

[fierce cobalt]

Ah that’s why

[uneven ruin]

Proton Mail user

[main wyvern]

whar

[boreal torrent]

yeah

motherfuckers be faking scrobbles

[empty storm]

using web tools to add fake listens to songs on your lastfm page

[boreal torrent]

^^

[empty storm]

basically something people only do if they use leaderboard bots like fmbot/chuu

[main wyvern]

insane

[sudden sun]

@boreal torrent added scrobbling to my music app

:3

[boreal torrent]

PEAK

[sudden sun]

i need to either learn shader stuff or swiftui text effects so i can make cool effect when i translate synced lyrics

[boreal torrent]

shaders are peak

[sudden sun]

ok guess ill have to get my hands on a guide for metal shaders

[main wyvern]

the game

[solemn plank]

the name

[bold adder]

not a nose

[paper gate]

@main wyvern '

[bold adder]

scary

[empty storm]

what

[bold adder]

ghost

[empty storm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1068613282526670888/1344084292548169919/image0.jpg?ex=67bf9f8b&is=67be4e0b&hm=0d8fd4f0edd7eee0f08a4703cc8b1830bb60c4035f8ac5c8a82f375d39b59be4&

[glossy swallow]

i wish my voice was as cute as vees....

[boreal torrent]

im going home rn

lesgoo

[wheat eagle]

Jjjgyhgftg

[boreal torrent]

i sound the same since i was like

12 or 13

i sound so fruity 💔

[wheat eagle]

fruity

what does that mean

[rapid aurora]

brazillian cutie

i sound like an old man when i speak arabic

[boreal torrent]

gay

[thin laurel]

I’m not sure who pinged me

[glossy swallow]

i swear i sound the same as i sounded when i was 8

i8 sound the same*

[thin laurel]

Oh lmao

[glossy swallow]

what is wrong with my english sufehjsehfjkJSHEF

[boreal torrent]

ppl said i sound gay uncountable times

i mean

they're not lying

[glossy swallow]

that is a good podcast voice

[boreal torrent]

voice training arc soon

[boreal torrent]

yay

[boreal torrent]

soon = 2026

[static valley]

oops was showering

[boreal torrent]

u shower????

i thought you were european

smh

[static valley]

what made you think I was european

[boreal torrent]

idfk

[paper gate]

@glossy swallow the kode tode

[kind prawn]

job arc when

[static valley]

lol

[boreal torrent]

I WISH

I need a fucking job

[kind prawn]

me too

[distant stag]

https://files.catbox.moe/1whxwj.mp4 i just wanted to relax :/

[kind prawn]

im 32 and unemployed damnnn!!

[boreal torrent]

im 17 and unemployed

🔥

[glossy swallow]

same but 18

and no uni either

[kind prawn]

id rather sell courses

like those darn cryptobros

[boreal torrent]

until a few weeks ago i used to assume everyone i was talking to online was older than me

[glossy swallow]

but

[boreal torrent]

the roles have now inverted

[glossy swallow]

uh there is hope (there is not hope)

[boreal torrent]

now i have a lot of friends younger than me

[glossy swallow]

(i will never learn anything)

[glossy swallow]

oh yea

[kind prawn]

discord groups where everyone is older than you are weird

[boreal torrent]

being on the internet since the age of 3 does things to you

[glossy swallow]

i've seen this people do this weird reverse ageing thing

[kind prawn]

adults on discord are weird

[boreal torrent]

insane

[glossy swallow]

since 3?

how?

[boreal torrent]

i got my first pc in 2010

i already knew to read, write, and basic math at the time

[glossy swallow]

oh

[boreal torrent]

trash windows xp pc but it was very cool

[glossy swallow]

because clever

[kind prawn]

twinning

did you also have your pc in the living room

[boreal torrent]

yee

[glossy swallow]

a pattern in my life is being rubbish at things because i'm rubbish and stupid! (this is a joke please do not warn me for self deprecation)

[kind prawn]

that's like a standard in south america for some reason

[boreal torrent]

FR

[glossy swallow]

@Deprecated
@Joke
private Person me;

[boreal torrent]

do you love rubber

[kind prawn]

no wonder every time you play with some latinx you hear a fan, a baby crying, construction work, explosion, mom yelling

[glossy swallow]

wait this means i am deprecated and a joke

:(

[boreal torrent]

AYO

[boreal torrent]

yop

[glossy swallow]

/** Annotate code with this when it is joke code */
public @interface Joke {}

[boreal torrent]

twitter so weird

[kind prawn]

i laughed

[static valley]

i'm about to say the m word

[boreal torrent]

LMFAO

[boreal torrent]

monkey?

[static valley]

no

the one cats make

[static valley]

yeah no this is a thing

[boreal torrent]

oooh

marking territory with urine, right?

got it!

[static valley]

the

noise cats make

noise

[glossy swallow]

guh since i woke up earlier i am already in 2am mode and starting to go crazy

[boreal torrent]

looks clean ig

[static valley]

https://x.com/hovinthenorth/status/1894284896295965147

Hovhannes Mkhitaryan (@hovinthenorth) on X

@deedydas Yeah it doesn’t gaf. Really bad.

X · Feb 25, 2025, 7:14 AM

that noose looks really good bro

wtf is this

[spark crescent]

Sexy

[mystic salmon]

Tf is this grok banner 😭

[static valley]

uhhh

romantic candlelit dinner

[kind prawn]

it's over

[static valley]

fucking black mirror episode

my phone

just

SLAMMED into my metal desk

STRAIGHT THROUGH MY LEGS

[boreal torrent]

mb

[static valley]

luckily its built ford tough 🔥

[grizzled jay]

skill issue

[paper gate]

did it like go through like a bullet

[kind prawn]

the retard saw the one tweet by the sun saying we'll have s with robots in 2025 and took it seriously

[static valley]

slid RIGHT through

didn't have any time to catch it

[static valley]

this the same mf advocating for kids

and he makes a sex robot

[grizzled jay]

mustve gone pretty damn fast if it went through your legs

[static valley]

i have jeans on

[grizzled jay]

I dont think that matters when its going right through

[static valley]

no i mean

[grizzled jay]

maybe if your jeans are bulletproof

[static valley]

cause i have jeans on

and the phone has a plasticky case

slide right through

[rigid silo]

g

[grizzled jay]

😭 ik what you mean I'm just fucking with you because of your wording

you made it sound like your phone put a hole in your legs going through them or smth

[kind prawn]

grok's entire schtick is being unhinged that's why there's this and the fact you can generate trump kissing elons feet

[static valley]

why does #🇱🇺-deutsch-german use the french flag

no bite?

what the hell

[stark herald]

changed

there u go

[static valley]

oh

[stark herald]

we changed it for you you're welcome

[static valley]

no i kinda just wanted to say the french flag cause I wanted to see how many people would respond calling me an idiot

[stark herald]

(it automatically changes every hour)

[static valley]

i'm going to

to

to

to

to

[lapis lava]

@stark herald you will add your domain to CloudFlare and https...

[stark herald]

botnet

[lapis lava]

btw you should enforce character limit server side @stark herald

[dense wind]

vencord

[lapis lava]

vencord

[stark herald]

@lapis lava GUHHH

[static valley]

@stark herald what is slug.cat

[stark herald]

me

[static valley]

what did bro do 🙏

[stark herald]

it is

enforced

it trims without telling u if u pass it

[stark herald]

@lapis lava was it you or impersonator

[static valley]

LMFAO

[stark herald]

nina wouldnt say that.....

[static valley]

nina brainrot arc 😭

[quasi tree]

e

[static valley]

bro i hate the mf white names that ask for these random ass creepy plugins so they can spy on little girls or something

[lapis lava]

the only thing i sent was shake it off lyrics to test char limit

[static valley]

is there a char limit?

[lapis lava]

1k i think

according to frontend

[static valley]

we're about to see

[stark herald]

it doesnt tell you if you surpass it

1024 content 32 name

[static valley]

yeah its' around 1k

[stark herald]

@static valley dont spam 🥺

[static valley]

okay fine

@lapis lava may or may not be actively sending the entire bee movie script

[lapis lava]

wrong gulf

[dense wind]

can i have the sdcaffiine plugin

wait shit wrong software

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/not-like-us-super-bowl-kendrick-lamar-say-drake-gif-5366568205045902215

theyre the target of the above...

[static valley]

no i meant to ping you

[lapis lava]

on a serious note theyre either

• insecure
• stalking their egf

[static valley]

yeah

real shit

they're fucking weird

can we make a new rule that's like

"stop asking for creepy plugins" and then like

if they ask too many times its just a ban

cause

ew

[neon ferry]

Rule 11

Do not ask for, talk about, or use the following plugins:

• Stereo Mic
• FakeDeafen or other similar creepy plugins
• Animated Status
• Message Mass Delete
• Selfbots, Spammers, MassMentions, NitroSnipers or similar

Auto-response invoked by nin0.dev

[lapis lava]

"or other similar creepy plugins"

[static valley]

but can we append "we will ask you once, and then ban you" or like

idk 2 week mute

[lapis lava]

eh that smostly per mod

i personally either ban on the spot or give one warning then ban

[static valley]

ah so it's allowed

[static valley]

based nino

okay

it sounds harmless

[main wyvern]

@lapis lava explode

[lapis lava]

@static valley basically stereo mic is a plugin that allows you to speak in voice chat with stereo but that's impossible since audio is downmixed on the server to mono. which means a stereo mic plugin is either nonfunctioning or actual malware

• only skids request it

[main wyvern]

stereo 🎙️

[lapis lava]

@main wyvern explode

[lapis lava]

vmute 1d automod bypass

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted girliie (@main wyvern) for 1 day

[static valley]

ohhhhh

yeah it sounded harmless i was curious

[lapis lava]

Invalid date

[unreal siren]

make a stereomic plugin but its just called NoMic and turns off your mic and they dont know

[main wyvern]

Invalid date

[static valley]

no no make the plugin just like

idk crash discord

[unreal siren]

yeah but then they remove it

[static valley]

"here's the plugin you requested"

[unreal siren]

you want them to not know

[static valley]

yes yes but think about it

if they're the peak vencord user

they have multiple plugins enabled

[unreal siren]

thats just the average discord update

[static valley]

yeah

[grizzled jay]

does anybody here have the wiwiwi vid

[static valley]

whahuh now

[main wyvern]

wii

[grizzled jay]

it's an edit of a kitten eating food going "wi wi wi"

[static valley]

i dont' get it though

stereo sound is such an unneccessary detail

like at what point is you speaking in stereo ever going to be useful

[lapis lava]

yop

[static valley]

its just discord bru

[stark herald]

@grizzled jay does this to you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824020889234440232/1083999997701390417/gif-reverse.gif

[static valley]

@lapis lava i still have yet to understand why the

[lapis lava]

why the

[static valley]

exists

like me personally

[grizzled jay]

what the fcuk!!!!!

[static valley]

if i'm going to share sensitive information

i wouldn't risk doing it in a discord vc

much less with a person who i don't fully trust

like you're asking them to deafen themselves

like if you know they could be a potential security risk why even bother taking that chance

[winter girder]

Ngl I don't have an issue with people using ai art for concepts, or to visualize their ideas. What i do have a problem with is people posting them online, no disclaimer whatsoever or just saying the ai art is theirs

[empty storm]

im not even okay with people using it for concepts but thats not rly because of a distaste for doing that and more because i know ai image generation models are trained off multiple entire platforms worth of stolen art

[fresh ledge]

I apparently have this exact gif link favourited (I didn't do that recently cuz it isn't at the top of the list)

[clever elm]

asmr on music bots /j

[stark herald]

you could also not ban scams because if you're dumb enough to fall for one you deserve it but still you're a dick if you scam therefore you should be banned for posting scams same as you're a dick for wanting to spy on your friends when they think you arent

[empty storm]

if generative ai images were fairly trained i would be okay with using them for ideas and concepts

[winter girder]

Art will always be stolen by everyone

Its okay because the ai art generators are starting to inbreed

[static valley]

no no i understand that

i'm just

not understanding

[dense wind]

so i can whisper into my fianceé's ears in vc obviously

[static valley]

why the need for the plugin would even exist

if people have basic infosec knowledge they would know to send sensitive shit over secure means

[main wyvern]

@winter girder explode

[dense wind]

why husk react im right

[winter girder]

Never

[grizzled jay]

a lot of people dont have that knowledge though, thats the thing

[static valley]

seriously??

[stark herald]

sowolarfire

[static valley]

some mfs just be listing they address in a public vc?

[grizzled jay]

genuinely yeah
why do you think people so easily fall for malware and shit

[dense wind]

people are fucking stupid and a lot of us seriously underestimate how stupid people actually are

[grizzled jay]

I'm just speaking generally for the most part

[clever elm]

i sent my social security number written on paper through the mail before

[grizzled jay]

but that probably has happened before 😭

[clever elm]

i do this

[static valley]

yeah well mail is more secure

[dense wind]

i sent my social security number in this very server through various ciphers

[static valley]

you send your taxes and shit through the mail too

well

used to

[clever elm]

which cipher i wanna make a fraudulent credit card account

[grizzled jay]

caesar ciphering my ssn

[static valley]

shift it 4 units

[empty storm]

ive seen even like more tech literate people fall for those false report scams so my standards of the average persons infosec knowledge is currently through the floor and going all the way down into the 9th circle of hell

[dense wind]

this is a proven phenomenon btw, when you're knowledgeable about a topic you tend to wildly overestimate the average person's knowledge on that topic

[static valley]

what the fuck

[dense wind]

bill

[static valley]

do people genuinely think that the email telling them they won the lottery is legit?

[empty storm]

yes

[grizzled jay]

yeepp

[empty storm]

otherwise scammers wouldve given up on doing them

[clever elm]

i didn't fall for the scam but i flirted with and almost fell for the person behind the scam once

[static valley]

you

[empty storm]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[static valley]

wha-

federal law states you have to

apply for the lottery

if you didnt' then

[grizzled jay]

hell I myself almost fell for an email scam once as a child that said smth about like "yo this is your aunt do you like these jeans"

[static valley]

you

wh

how are people this fucking stupid???

[grizzled jay]

I dont even have an aunt 💀

[dense wind]

im your aunt

[static valley]

actually

i can't be talking

[grizzled jay]

no way haii ,,

[clever elm]

family reunion???

[static valley]

i once almost fell for that

steam trap

like

[clever elm]

can i be the sister

[static valley]

the one where it's like

[empty storm]

family reunion happening in the vencord offtopic chat

[static valley]

"i just mass reported your acc on accident"

[dense wind]

nvm i cant say that

[static valley]

and i went along with it

but like

[clever elm]

dms 🤨

[static valley]

everything about it was fucking sus as hell

[grizzled jay]

no that's @digital kettle

[dense wind]

no idiot it's DNS

[clever elm]

can i be another sister

[grizzled jay]

maybe,,,

[clever elm]

domain name sister

[dense wind]

waow

[static valley]

@lapis lava gulf of apple

[empty storm]

the only scam i have ever fallen for was when i was like 7 and did not know how the internet worked at all

[dense wind]

@dense wind aria

[clever elm]

@clever elm styx

[gleaming sequoia]

hiiii @empty storm

[dense wind]

@clever elm rivers cuomo

[grizzled jay]

I fell for a lot of free robux scams as a kid 😭

[empty storm]

i dont even remember what it was exactly i just remember telling my mom something showed up on my computer and she told me it was fake

[clever elm]

NUH UH

[dense wind]

yuh uh

[gleaming sequoia]

same

[static valley]

i only almost fell for a scam once and i was second guessing it the entire time

so i like

[empty storm]

i had an alt i would apply for those scams with just to see what would happen

[grizzled jay]

@clever elm blows up your sticks

[static valley]

asked around and everyone told me to just not go with it

[empty storm]

haii

[clever elm]

:(((((

[clever elm]

WAAAAAAA

[gleaming sequoia]

:33

[empty storm]

:3C

[dense wind]

oo ee oo i look just like buddy holly

[empty storm]

big paw

[grizzled jay]

it wasnt even like, a way to get your account info or anything
it just shoved you into an endless wave of surveys for some reason

[static valley]

come as you are

[grizzled jay]

😭

[static valley]

as you were

[empty storm]

oh those

[static valley]

as I want you to be

[clever elm]

you hate me ☹️

[dense wind]

rule 3 ☹️

fuck

[grizzled jay]

is there even a genuine reason to them doing this btw
how do they benefit by hosting links to random surveys

[static valley]

ads

targeted ads

[empty storm]

the survey ones work more than like any other because they generate a fuckton of ad money and you dont have to rely on the person youre scamming having money at all for it to work

[static valley]

they pay big money for ads

[grizzled jay]

I see

[static valley]

well

all fun and games until you have an ad blocker

and like

[winter girder]

lc.avatar @lapis lava

[night blaze]

labsCore

[empty storm]

surveys give more ad revenue than like anything else because they are by nature interactive ads

[static valley]

none of them get any attention

[main wyvern]

gulf of arch linux

[clever elm]

pits of hell

[dense wind]

gulf of windows 11 pro arm64

[grizzled jay]

gulf of gentoo

[static valley]

i have windows 11 pro

🔥

[winter girder]

@lapis lava give me your pfp static image

[empty storm]

i forgot my laptop runs popos now

guhg

[clever elm]

mariana trench

[spark crescent]

mm arms

[grizzled jay]

what 😭

why

[gleaming sequoia]

i feel like a silly

[grizzled jay]

I am a silly

[gleaming sequoia]

:3

[grizzled jay]

:33

[empty storm]

i wanted to install linux on it and use a DE i havent tried before while having something debian based because its the one linux base that cisco packet tracer officially supports for my coursework

[gleaming sequoia]

The benefit of being silly is that you are silly

[grizzled jay]

neeeerd

[empty storm]

and popos alpha has Cosmic so i went okay ill try out Cosmic

[spark crescent]

hey don't be mean

[grizzled jay]

I am the silliest,, :3

[gleaming sequoia]

neeeeerrrrrrd

[empty storm]

its okay i am a nerd

[dense wind]

nintendo wii u

[gleaming sequoia]

Samee

[grizzled jay]

be quiet QUEER

[dense wind]

i should run plan 9 on my nintendo wii u

[grizzled jay]

sam e,,

[spark crescent]

im straight.

[gleaming sequoia]

you're such a queer,,,,

[grizzled jay]

not for long

[spark crescent]

you qeer.

[gleaming sequoia]

qeer

[dense wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1343614130552180878/watermark.gif

[grizzled jay]

were sending you to gay conversion therapy

[spark crescent]

u

[empty storm]

im starting to understand the weird tech nerd convos that happen in servers like this one so i know its over for me now

[static valley]

lobotomy?

[grizzled jay]

says you...
you're a .. trans,,,,

[dense wind]

no embed perms is hell

[grizzled jay]

that too

[gleaming sequoia]

we're both queer

:3

[static valley]

wtf is queer

[gleaming sequoia]

[grizzled jay]

reclaimed slur for gay people :3

[empty storm]

its the q in lgbtq

[gleaming sequoia]

I'm the l and the t

[static valley]

LMAO

[grizzled jay]

I am the p(ee)

[gleaming sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/squishy-cat-car-cute-gif-10060798321278647997

[grizzled jay]

LMFAO WHAT IS THIS

[grizzled jay]

and the g

[gleaming sequoia]

get this fuckass outta here LOL

[main wyvern]

Sweaty boy7198

[empty storm]

average new member

[gleaming sequoia]

why is he a sweat

[unreal siren]

average roblox player

[grizzled jay]

ofc they got nosup'ed too 😭

[gleaming sequoia]

that too

[gleaming sequoia]

?

[grizzled jay]

no support role

[gleaming sequoia]

oh

[empty storm]

why would someone name themself a sweat thats not a compliment thats an insult

[gleaming sequoia]

now I see

[grizzled jay]

stupid queer.....

[static valley]

LMAO

[gleaming sequoia]

ty for the compliment UwU

[grizzled jay]

they're just self-aware uwu

[grizzled jay]

BLOWS YOU UP

[gleaming sequoia]

prolly just scams

[gleaming sequoia]

:3 you too

[grizzled jay]

I literally did not mean to add an uwu to this sentence what the fuck 😭

[static valley]

nah i gotta see what this shit is

[empty storm]

i think your own username is the last place you should be self-deprecating

[grizzled jay]

shit just came out

[gleaming sequoia]

they're into that

[grizzled jay]

bonk >:3

[empty storm]

bwuh

[gleaming sequoia]

wawa

[grizzled jay]

awa

[empty storm]

wawa

[static valley]

oh my god

mm2

is murder mystery 2

[grizzled jay]

yepp

[empty storm]

yeah?

[dense wind]

WHAT

[static valley]

that fucking roblox game

[empty storm]

you didnt realize that until now

[dense wind]

😭

[static valley]

NO 😭

[gleaming sequoia]

@grizzled jay you bombed me so I'm taking your four and a half dabloons away https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205692088503767050/1340153339400425492/20250214_215040.jpg

[dense wind]

how do you make a murder mystery 2

[empty storm]

i knew immediately

[static valley]

i thought it was a fucking

idk

activision game

[grizzled jay]

they have a fucking
roblox BANNER bro 😭

[static valley]

sounds about right ngl

[empty storm]

no thats mw2

[gleaming sequoia]

modern marfare 2

[grizzled jay]

WHAT !!!! NO !!!!!!!!

give them bac,,

[static valley]

bro

[gleaming sequoia]

oki fine :3

[static valley]

when someone says "mm2" with a roblox banner my mind does not jump to "murder mystery 2"

[grizzled jay]

yey :3

[gleaming sequoia]

we can share:3

[static valley]

i play one sigular game on roblox and its phantom forces

[empty storm]

sorry to hear

[gleaming sequoia]

i could never

[grizzled jay]

😭

[static valley]

actually

[grizzled jay]

my condolences

[static valley]

i don't even play roblox anymore

[empty storm]

has stylis stopped being shit

[static valley]

last time I touched the game platform was 4-5 months ago

[dense wind]

roblox isnt real

[static valley]

no they're pedophiles now

[gleaming sequoia]

i play Roblox for the shitty games
i want to see how bad they are for myself

[empty storm]

no i already knew that i was asking if they fired them all yet

[static valley]

nope!

[empty storm]

guh

[grizzled jay]

I play like 3 games on roblox and they're all pretty boring

[static valley]

not a single person has been fired

besides the ones that got fired wayyyyy before strider made that video

yeah i don't touch roblox anymore

the only games I play nowadays are just

[empty storm]

so they put out that whole press about it after the video said they were gonna fix it and then didnt

[static valley]

idk helldivers 2 and minecraft

[empty storm]

average stylis

[gleaming sequoia]

The amount of shits Roblox will give for any pedo:

Thanks for listening.

[static valley]

and deep rock galactic

[static valley]

no no see

they like

locked down the discord server

right

[empty storm]

yea

[static valley]

cause everyone was spamming shit like p diddy and drake

[empty storm]

as u do

[static valley]

but they didn't lock up the boost page

so mfs changed their display names to

"you're all pedophiles" and boosted the server a fuck ton

[empty storm]

lmao

[static valley]

then they locked that one down

then released a dogshit apology that strider tore apart

and....

that's it

[gleaming sequoia]

did they have a ukulele too

[empty storm]

i see

no they didnt

it was a google doc

[static valley]

no that's later

[dense wind]

i play nintendo wii u games

[empty storm]

(typical)

[gleaming sequoia]

oh they'll probably just add it to the game

[static valley]

oh it's already in the game

[empty storm]

google doc so husk because you can just delete it and pretend the situation never happened

[static valley]

imagine you inspect the melee and its just

LMAO

IMAGINE YOU INSPECT THE MELEE

AND ITS JUST

COLLEEN BALLINGER SINGING IN THE BACKGROUND

[dense wind]

woah is that one of the gray ikea sharks

[grizzled jay]

docs dot new

[empty storm]

which i say because stylis has done cover-ups of pedo accusations before

[gleaming sequoia]

it's blue

[static valley]

guys

phantom forces was my fucking childhood

rip

[empty storm]

it happens

[static valley]

that shit carried in 2020

[empty storm]

you now feel what the average kanye fan feels now

[gleaming sequoia]

i never liked pf

[static valley]

i liked it but then they

like

added wall running and like

a new sprint mechanic and it's like

eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[gleaming sequoia]

i was an arsenal kid

then i was falsely banned from arsenal

[empty storm]

they added wallrunning to pf?

why the fuck

[static valley]

yeah

you like

EXACTLY

[empty storm]

movement was already scuffed in that game

[grizzled jay]

a lot of them are still defending him 😭

[static valley]

EXACTLY

CHAT

PLAY HELLDIVERS 2

[grizzled jay]

arsenal is so peak I still play it sometimes

helldivers 12

[static valley]

shut up solarfire

[empty storm]

they havent made it past the first stage of grief yet it happens

[static valley]

average KSI glazer

[grizzled jay]

segmentation fault

[static valley]

is he still relevant?

[empty storm]

and knowing how slow some of them are theres a chance they never will

[gleaming sequoia]

the game is good yeah but now they just keep banning me and denying appeals

[static valley]

but

but but but but

kanye released graduation

he CANT be bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gleaming sequoia]

he degraduated

[empty storm]

i have seen a dropoff in the amount of people there still are praising kanye but thats

probably because i dont use twitter anymore

[static valley]

no

he's just a super senior

[empty storm]

and because vultures 2 was some straight ass

[stiff urchin]

why are u surprised when they consider a bug that allows you to literally fly across the map a feature

also it's fun

[static valley]

no the fuck its not

it's the most useless feature ever added

[static valley]

i have not seen a SINGLE person use the wallrunning ability

[empty storm]

pf is too janky to have more movement tech be fun they arent titanfall 2

[static valley]

@empty storm they released a fucking stamina system

[grizzled jay]

quake 3 lookin ass

[empty storm]

okay thats like actually shit

[static valley]

there was

SO MUCH backlash

[empty storm]

why would you add stamina to a movement shooter

[static valley]

that they added a "legacy movement" option

and guess what

everyone uses it

[empty storm]

yeah? of course

[static valley]

mhm

literally just doing jumps wore your stamina down

and dolphin diving?

[empty storm]

idk roblox fell off or something idk

[static valley]

ur cooked bro

[static valley]

roblox fell off long time ago dude

when they released those dogshit avatars

[empty storm]

all the games i used to enjoy suck now or got boring to play

[dense wind]

robloc

[static valley]

why did roblox become fucking woke bro

why do they look anthropomorphically correct

it's so bad

[empty storm]

okay i wouldnt say that i actually really like r15 and layered clothing (aside from the price gouging)

[static valley]

I ANT

TO PLAY

MY SILLY CUBE GAME

[empty storm]

okay but i want to be cute

[dense wind]

NO

YOU WILL BE CUBE

[stiff urchin]

okay but i want to be cute x2

[dense wind]

AND YOU WILL FUCKING LIKE IT !!!!

[stiff urchin]

reject cube, embrace cute

[dense wind]

nuh uh

[static valley]

i'm so fucking proud of my avatar

[static valley]

@empty storm

[empty storm]

the statue

[stiff urchin]

also how can people complain about public ugc when it brought us this

[empty storm]

mines just woman

[static valley]

shiti got me HOWLING

[empty storm]

i have a couple other outfits but

yea

[stiff urchin]

cutee

[static valley]

the moyai statue bruh

i'm fucking losing it

[static valley]

wai

where

[gleaming sequoia]

:33

[stiff urchin]

https://www.roblox.com/catalog/133722406848092/big-silly-classic-cat-on-your-head

[static valley]

WHERE

YES

[empty storm]

changed to this one from my other outfit because i doubt any of you are interested in goth dragon avatar

[paper gate]

@stiff urchin harukieee

[gleaming sequoia]

give me bobux for this cat

[stiff urchin]

mine's a lot more simplistic xd

[gleaming sequoia]

i need it's

[stiff urchin]

(totally not because im very uncreative)

[static valley]

ITEM GET

[empty storm]

still very cute

[stiff urchin]

thank uu

[static valley]

YESSSSSSSSS

[gleaming sequoia]

mines just my lazy attempt at making my sona

[stiff urchin]

i should try out other body types

[empty storm]

i do not have any sona ones because my sonas slightly too detailed for that

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056566487327977525/1222037849277202523/helicopter-1.gif

[empty storm]

closest is probably the one i sent earlier

[paper gate]

valerie is a crearture

[empty storm]

ya

[static valley]

@paper gate how do I obtain regular

[paper gate]

idk

[static valley]

sob

[gleaming sequoia]

rocking the 08 hat too

[empty storm]

how do i rank up

from regular to uhh

often

im an oftener

[gleaming sequoia]

you become cat

[main wyvern]

explode

[gleaming sequoia]

true

[spark crescent]

my awesome boring avatar

[gleaming sequoia]

gotta show off the 2008 visor somehow

[spark crescent]

:P

[empty storm]

other outfit i will not dwell on because its cringe or something

[gleaming sequoia]

simple is good

[gleaming sequoia]

cute

[spark crescent]

i was going to make a valentine avatar but i realised im wasting money on virtual currencies

[stiff urchin]

grandma,,

[stiff urchin]

cute x2

[empty storm]

my accounts from 2012 and there was just multiple years where i either wasnt using it actively or didnt have it at all because i didnt play roblox anymore and like

you can tell

[static valley]

oh how I miss 2017 roblox...

https://www.roblox.com/games/23578803/Hotel-Elephant

[stiff urchin]

.. i forgot that my first roblox account is turning 10 this year

[spark crescent]

how do you miss this

i just remember it having edaters

[gleaming sequoia]

just all of the random shit

[paper gate]

https://www.roblox.com/games/46315274/Sandbox-1 i miss this

[empty storm]

because i have all this new shit in my inventory and then also the builders club hat and a bunch of stuff from like one of the egg hunt events years and years ago

[static valley]

was it?

i don't know all I did was fuck around and not chat

[spark crescent]

fair

[static valley]

DAMN

[main wyvern]

i miss exterminate fres simulator

[static valley]

this isn't even my first roblox account

[gleaming sequoia]

in pissed that the bc hats are limited

[spark crescent]

im the only newgen 😢 😢

[static valley]

my earliest one I think is 2015

[stiff urchin]

they are??

[static valley]

but i lost that one

[empty storm]

i shouldve bought OBC for a month just so i have the hat in my inventory

[static valley]

so

[paper gate]

me too

[static valley]

my roblox account is 10 years old

[grizzled jay]

poice

[static valley]

🔥

[gleaming sequoia]

obc and tbc yeah

bc isn't tho i believe

just obc and tbc

[stiff urchin]

thank god the only one i have still has some value 🙏

[empty storm]

my roblox account is nearly 13 years old

[static valley]

https://www.roblox.com/games/263761432/LUNAR-YEAR-Horrific-Housing

[gleaming sequoia]

can someone do the math please

[empty storm]

17

just about

[gleaming sequoia]

holy fuck

[static valley]

wtf

i was born 2008

[stiff urchin]

how does it feel to have an account older than 75% of roblox's userbase

[gleaming sequoia]

this was my cousin's account
he gave it to me in 2019

[empty storm]

painful

[static valley]

ohhhhhhhhh

[gleaming sequoia]

well its whatever

i keep it safe and nobody really gives much attention to the age so it's not a concern most of the time

my gf has an account from 2009 lmao

[static valley]

what now

[stiff urchin]

you should ask your cousin about how many times it was password guessed xd

idk why people are so desperate for old accounts

[static valley]

is that

gawr gura

[stiff urchin]

yes

and migu

[static valley]

and

[gleaming sequoia]

he's not part of the family anymore, that twat

[static valley]

what's the red one

[stiff urchin]

.. oh

[stiff urchin]

megumin

[static valley]

uh

[gleaming sequoia]

he gave it to me before personal drama

[static valley]

why what did he do

[static valley]

oooooo ya

megumin

[gleaming sequoia]

the password on the account wasn't bad tho

[empty storm]

gwa

[gleaming sequoia]

we don't talk about that

[static valley]

...

[gleaming sequoia]

was actually secure for its time

[static valley]

oooooookay

my old roblox accounts used to be so secure

[empty storm]

my very first account was in june not august but i lost that one within a couple months because i was stupid and kept forgetting my passwords

[static valley]

because mainly it was just me slamming my face into my fucking keyboard and then entering a password

[red wyvern]

We don't talk about that, but the family dog will never be the same

[static valley]

so

if you ccould

yk

[gleaming sequoia]

dawg if it's personal shit and i don't and talk about it then take that as a no

this goes in general to everyone

[static valley]

guess my username

you could get it

but like

it was so fucking long

and it was usually something like

[empty storm]

my username is definitely not guessable but ill send it if anyone wasnts to friend req

[gleaming sequoia]

i thinks i have you added lol

[static valley]

AFYDTRGVSBHNJBGYVFCTDRXCGFVNHJUBGYVF1234

[empty storm]

yeah u do

[static valley]

and then like

[gleaming sequoia]

yay

[static valley]

idfk password1234

[gleaming sequoia]

insane ass username and then

this

[static valley]

@empty storm what roblox

[red wyvern]

hunter2

[empty storm]

https://www.roblox.com/users/31026205/profile

[static valley]

bro i was like 5 😭

[gleaming sequoia]

my username is still the original username btw

[stiff urchin]

omg i just remembered a really funny incident from a couple of years ago

some guy password guessed my first account

didn't even change the password

and just.. used it

[gleaming sequoia]

dumbass

[static valley]

oh roblox actually forced me to change my username ccause it violated their new ToS

[gleaming sequoia]

rippp

what was it

[static valley]

uhhhhhh

before I say it

i want you to know

i was like

12 at the time and making fun of the person in question

[gleaming sequoia]

its fine lol I've seen horrible ones

[empty storm]

the account im using now was actually stolen and i just asked roblox to help me retrieve it literally 6 years after it was stolen and they just didnt question that

[static valley]

it was meant to be "parody"

i dont' wanna even say it out loud dude

it's so fucking cringe

[gleaming sequoia]

just dm

[static valley]

one second

lemme send you the username

[empty storm]

they guy who took it used it like twice and never again because there wasnt much on it

[static valley]

FUCK

DUDE

oh my god

that was fucking retarded

[gleaming sequoia]

just like me

[static valley]

i was thinking

[stiff urchin]

the guy who used mine literally used it solely to play some daycare game

[static valley]

what's the best way to make fun of our president elect

and I was like

[gleaming sequoia]

fucking
daycare

[static valley]

lemme make this stupid ass roblox account

[junior shore]

is there mods ?

[static valley]

yeah this is a pedophile

the mf who used your account was a pedophile

[empty storm]

i know it wasnt but immediately reminded me that people hack roblox accounts just to play adopt me on them and see if they have anything on it

that and petsim

[static valley]

bro

FUCK pet simulator

[lapis lava]

hi

[static valley]

that shit is ASSSSSSS

[empty storm]

petsim is like genshin but for small children

gotta get them gambling while theyre young

[gleaming sequoia]

Amen

[stiff urchin]

i wish preston didn't have nepotism from roblox t&s

[static valley]

yeah yeah yeah

ios 18.4 is out

for anyone on the developer program

[gleaming sequoia]

fuck you apple

[stiff urchin]

like wdym he can just sell nfts??

hello?? those were literally a rug pull scam??

[empty storm]

i am still on a bit eearlier version of ios

i think

[stiff urchin]

how is he still on the platform 😭

[static valley]

what

okay wait

first off

roblox

[gleaming sequoia]

kay

[static valley]

what the fuck are your schizophrenic devs doing

[empty storm]

my ipad is still on 17.5.1 because im holding out

[static valley]

why did you name games "experiences"

what is this batshit insane train of thought?

[main wyvern]

@static valley hop on my Experience

[empty storm]

they named them experiences as a legal loophole

[static valley]

oh....

wait they might be based

[stiff urchin]

apple didn't like them naming them games

cuz then they would have to be subject to the app store policies or something

[static valley]

"experiences"

[stiff urchin]

so basically apple having a power trip

[static valley]

LMAOOOOOOO

based roblox

okay

that i can get behind

legal loopholes are fucking hilarious

[gleaming sequoia]

true
okay goodnight gooberrs

[empty storm]

roblox my behated

[static valley]

@empty storm drop steam

[empty storm]

its in my connections

im not sending it

bc automod might cry

[static valley]

what

[empty storm]

ill see if it sends

nvm u already friended

automod doesnt like the first word in my name ive said it before and got filtered

[boreal torrent]

hai vencord