🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[empty storm]

chat full of snails:

[grizzled jay]

hooonk shoooo

collect my pages

[glossy swallow]

maybe i should think about undertale lore

[main jolt]

[empty storm]

ya

[stark herald]

@grizzled jay

[grizzled jay]

@stark herald

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uMFOmlFj5mI

[boreal torrent]

who wouldn't be left in disbelief with that shit

atrocious...

[bold adder]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[boreal torrent]

LOL

[bold adder]

💀

[rare trout]

yeah

[bold adder]

guess im a liberal cause i use a mac and eat sushi

[rare trout]

except fuck apple

[graceful rock]

tesla VERSUS TRUCK

[rare trout]

and sports

and sushi

and cnn

[bold adder]

WHAT (sushi)

:(

[jaunty trellis]

wtf

[rare trout]

FORD MODEL T
versus
TESLA CYBERTRUCK

its gonna be a close one

[rare trout]

alhtough this is very non-political and i like it

wholesome

of a awful relations

[bold adder]

i havent seen a hewett packard computer in so long

[opal dune]

I'm using one right now

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8CzncZ-5n30?feature=share

oh my god

i cant breahe

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-cat-staring-cat-staring-i-have-hired-this-cat-gif-695563637971965535

[rare trout]

why is my desktop....

[regal stream]

Lol

[dusky forge]

Hibernate NOW

[winter needle]

blud thinks discord would just let a 10/10 severity exploit to keep on existing

use your common sense

someone should make a plugin to let me see SMS messages of any person i want

i think thats totally doable

[red wyvern]

I mean, they were after support in the off topic channel, I think common sense evaded them

[red wyvern]

glub

[vivid junco]

I need to monitor my system utilization when i test my internet speed 🙏

[vivid junco]

chinese spies talking to you

[vivid junco]

I mean... technicallllllyyyy maybe possible

I will soon locate you via SS7

Just make sure you dont have airplane mode on

[jaunty trellis]

sms so insecure it's almost funny

love

[vivid junco]

sim swapping my beloved

Wait if you hack a telecom network can't you just hijack the SS7 network and locate someone's general area

I'm actually just a criminal thank you (discord, I am not wanted in any country this a joke. Don't murder my account over a joke again pls thanks)

I'm gonna kindly break your kneecaps

Kindly cause I don't wanna be rude or anything

[main jolt]

snat snat snat snat snat snat snat

[jaunty trellis]

[main jolt]

[vivid junco]

[open pasture]

[paper gate]

[open pasture]

shiggy

[raw panther]

[open pasture]

@grizzled venture hey

hello tiramisu

[glossy swallow]

lol searching for my emoji on public servers...

[open pasture]

[glossy swallow]

who deleted blobcaitcozy

nvm

[bold adder]

⠀

[glossy swallow]

i feel so proud

of a thing i made in 2023 with gimp

[open pasture]

[fierce cobalt]

[spark crescent]

snat

[bold adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5c-K2D8DmI

[solemn plank]

not my screenshot

dont get me wrong they still are one way or another

[bold adder]

glub

[vivid junco]

Chinese spies on discord

Ven is one

Or vee I forgot what to say 😭

[bold adder]

i am one

[wheat eagle]

hi

[boreal torrent]

Veen

[last siren]

time to move here

@paper gate hi

[paper gate]

hi

[last siren]

hru

[rigid silo]

how do i sleep

[last siren]

hi

why are there 2 oranges

[last siren]

nite nite

[rare trout]

I LOVE MAGA

MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN

[last siren]

😶

I have no mouth and I must scream ahh emoji

[rigid silo]

because

[rare trout]

WHY ARE MY EMOTES NOT COLORED

[main jolt]

[rigid silo]

i have two accounts

and

sometimes

[rare trout]

poweroff

[main jolt]

why are my 🐱s not ed

[rigid silo]

i use the other one

and don’t want to switch

[last siren]

ok

✅

[rigid silo]

the slurp

[rare trout]

It's is good.

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/_sn_n/status/1893721864679174150

[dire bison]

lmao a school bank for refunds and stuff forces u to use sms fr verification

💀

[keen junco]

Not real

It's a prank someone pulled

[rare trout]

Good one

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/RobertMSterling/status/1893823149726187645 💀

[lavish schooner]

is this a windows l

[lavish schooner]

no, she does

[lavish schooner]

is this some civil war reference

[lavish schooner]

or smth

idungetit

[winter needle]

this is fake right

[rare trout]

Yeah

😔

The governor of Texas isn't interested in my balls

[lavish schooner]

cat noises

:3333

i am

so

bored

iedfngoedjfodkfj

and this fuck ass drive just doesn't wanna work

[winter needle]

what 😭

[lavish schooner]

lmao why

also Rolls-Royce is defense?

oh

the cars are part of BMW, but the defense stuff is separate...

[bold adder]

interesting

[open pasture]

"victor" second worst turnout in the history of the CDU

[winter needle]

why is the afd so popular

[edgy ermine]

rooshie

[winter needle]

hiii

[edgy ermine]

hiii

[open pasture]

shiggy

[winter needle]

hhls will never send gh src 😭

[open pasture]

[bold adder]

when the country is shit people tend to become more radical

[open pasture]

multiple factors. People tend to go more for populist parties when the country is having a downturn, also media coverage on immigration is not really helping this

And then there is also 20 years of questionable policies that have been pushed by the "established parties"

so it is one way to "stick it to the establishment"

[open pasture]

this call may be recorded or monitored for quality assuance

[regal sun]

R u srs?? 😦😦

[open pasture]

why are we talking poolitics again

[open pasture]

I answered a question

uhmmm

ok

[regal sun]

Good to know

[open pasture]

Also it was election day, probably the most interesting election that germany had to this date

[bold adder]

yuh

[open pasture]

oh Deutschland

[bold adder]

the world is changing

[open pasture]

perhaps Deutsche politics are

more calm and rational than

the america

no

[regal sun]

Ngl this generation is fkd up

[open pasture]

20+ percent to a party which called the holocaust "a bird's shit in a 1000 years of successful german history"

[red wyvern]

Too bad it's not this generation that's in politics

[open pasture]

I think the pirate party is pretty cool

[open pasture]

this generation is also pretty dumb

[fierce cobalt]

What even is going on with google

[open pasture]

anyway shutup!!! MANDATORY GROUP PISSING STARTS IN TEN MINUTES ‼️ ⚠️

[winter needle]

well at least the politicians there
aren't doing nazi salutes

[red wyvern]

I can't hold it for ten more minutes

[fierce cobalt]

Like how did this get released
https://files.catbox.moe/2l8svh.jpeg

[magic root]

girl what

[open pasture]

hi mods and staff

[fierce cobalt]

More: https://www.reddit.com/r/ios/comments/1iv49r5/google_maps_black_icon/

[open pasture]

abyss

don't navigate

go home

[fierce cobalt]

STOP FISHING ME

[edgy ermine]

no

[open pasture]

I just downloaded googl emap last night and it looks google to me

[open pasture]

Correct, instead they are saying that hitler was actually a communist and there should be a "reserve police" of civilians who have gun permits who "could be mobilized when called upon", like the SS.

why did this app alert me of a sex offender in my area

I already know that. I turned off notifications

[fierce cobalt]

This app?

Did I miss an update

[solemn plank]

sex offenders vs sex defenders

[open pasture]

sex defenders

[slow urchin]

Sex contenders

[magic root]

whats a sex defender

[solemn plank]

idk

[open pasture]

damn, I got automodded when talking about these terrible people

[magic root]

you probably

[spark crescent]

they yell sex rights

[open pasture]

lesson learned: don't quote bad people, even for educational purposes

[solemn plank]

sex is yucky. raise consent age to positive infinity

[open pasture]

virginity is cool, remain pure

bad typo

[lilac pewter]

Hey any theme similar to windows 7 for discord

[slow urchin]

Infinity is also negative so maybe not...

[magic root]

i will remain poor

[spark crescent]

i want to die with the love of my life still being a virgin

[open pasture]

That's okay, we still love you <3

[solemn plank]

the clock is ticking. there is nothing you can do

[slow urchin]

The sands of time are quick, your drowning is inevitable.

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-cat-staring-cat-staring-i-have-hired-this-cat-gif-695563637971965535

[solemn plank]

wrong

there are two infinities

[slow urchin]

Yes

But you didn't specify

[magic root]

:(

[slow urchin]

Infinity as a concept is also negative

[open pasture]

At this point it is almost getting easier to install mac os on unsupported hardware than windows 11

[solemn plank]

i have specified now

[slow urchin]

Goopy

[open pasture]

omg yes

[lilac pewter]

do yall know any windows 7 theme for discord

[slow urchin]

No one reacted to MLP rocket league so i must put it here again

[red wyvern]

Someone that bursts into the room right as you're about to get down to business and shouts, "ISN'T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK?"

[slow urchin]

you're consumed

[slow urchin]

House MD ahh Halloween

[fierce cobalt]

it’s crazy how in movies putting sex in it makes it worse but any violent gruesome scenes makes the movie ten times better when we shouldn’t be killing each other in the first place ngl icl ts pmo fr

[lilac pewter]

bruh seriously I need to know

[magic root]

wtf is icl ts pmo mean

[fierce cobalt]

beabadoobee

[open pasture]

will just keep asking this question over and over again?

[magic root]

???

[slow urchin]

I don't like people who are like "there's a sex scene in this BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN MASTERPIECE so therefore it's shit"

[lilac pewter]

stop being a dick

[solemn plank]

no, but theres DTM08

[open pasture]

Yes, sir, my apologies, sir

[fierce cobalt]

not gonna lie I can’t lie that shit piss me off fr

[lapis lava]

stop asking 900 times

[lilac pewter]

thank you an answer

[slow urchin]

Your DNA is breaking down as we speak

[fierce cobalt]

Fuck minor spelling errors

[solemn plank]

also would you still love me if my skin started sloughing off

[slow urchin]

What if the minor is dyslexic:(

[fierce cobalt]

??

[open pasture]

would you hate me even if I was a worm?

[fierce cobalt]

[slow urchin]

U didn't get the joke

[fierce cobalt]

Ohh

I get it

[lilac pewter]

your will to live is breaking down as we speak

[unreal siren]

my well to live is full of water

[open pasture]

and to find a windows 7 theme for discord

[slow urchin]

I don't own a well, wrong number

[solemn plank]

korbo loves you

[slow urchin]

[fierce cobalt]

Yea I don’t like you then. It’s literally pointless

No need

[lilac pewter]

no gives me chance to get some dinner

[slow urchin]

This is like saying sex has zero romantic or emotional value.

[solemn plank]

would you love me if i was a moth

[open pasture]

cool, now imagine I was a worm and start treating me better, thanks <3

[red wyvern]

I eat worms

[open pasture]

based

[fierce cobalt]

I never said that. They be spamming the scene randomly. If it’s done correctly it adds value as you said

[lilac pewter]

ill just use you as bait for fish

[lavish schooner]

uh, aren't you guys agreeing

[open pasture]

no, I disagree that they are agreeing

[solemn plank]

so hateful. love more

[slow urchin]

Yes but what i said doesn't have anything to do with spamming it, i said i hate people who discredit beautiful pieces of literature and media simply because "ew sex"

[lavish schooner]

it’s crazy how in movies putting sex in it [supposedly] makes it worse [...]
june

I don't like people who are like "there's a sex scene in this BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN MASTERPIECE so therefore it's shit"
V1nce

[spark crescent]

waow sex

[lavish schooner]

you guys are agreeing

[slow urchin]

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING

😭

[open pasture]

How about people crediting awful pieces because "waow sex"?

[slow urchin]

Mfw sex

[fierce cobalt]

Hmm mb then

[slow urchin]

Also bad<3

[lavish schooner]

🤑

[slow urchin]

[open pasture]

I keep getting automodded man

what is this

[slow urchin]

Love

[lapis lava]

stop saying bad words...

[solemn plank]

i dont often get automodded i think thats a you problen

[slow urchin]

Yeah frfr

[open pasture]

:( the words aren't even that bad

[solemn plank]

no saying cuss words guys

[open pasture]

I hate automod

It wasn't even a cuss word 😭

[solemn plank]

necessary evil

[slow urchin]

Maybe dm me what ur getting automodded for I'm curious

[open pasture]

there you go

[solemn plank]

if its the cat sound its because people kept spamming it

[slow urchin]

[open pasture]

is it bad?

[slow urchin]

Nope it's the h##ny word

[solemn plank]

what is it...

[slow urchin]

😭

[solemn plank]

lmfao

[open pasture]

why is "sex" an okay word

but that isn't

like huh

[slow urchin]

Multiple meanings and contextual definitions

[open pasture]

but in that context it wasn't even bad, god I hate automod

[red wyvern]

🍿

[long yoke]

is there a channel where i can send embeds

[slow urchin]

It actually is, even if you're joking it's still safer to have the word blocked

[slow urchin]

#🤖-bot-commands

[red wyvern]

Automod is my friend

[open pasture]

so what I said was bad?

[slow urchin]

Yes

[open pasture]

or in priniciple that word is used in a bad context which is why it got blocked?

[slow urchin]

Bc no one needs to know that

[fallow drum]

yes lol

[slow urchin]

Both

[fallow drum]

sex is weird in certain contexts as well but is a word that has other meaning

[open pasture]

I mean, it was a pretty obvious joke on the whole "sex in literature" thing

[fallow drum]

[slow urchin]

It literally only has a bad definition, no matter the context

Bad as in not safe for work

And there are minors (INCLUDING ME) in this server

So better safe than sorry

[open pasture]

Ah, now I get what you mean. Yeah, I thought it was okay in regards to the topic at hand

But I get what you mean when it comes to it being very much on the edge of being NSFW

[open pasture]

yeah, I mean in that regard mentioning the whole topic about "sex in literature" might be a bad idea to begin with

[open pasture]

AAAHHHHHHH CAN I HAVE SOME??

just saying

[slow urchin]

You can kind of relate it to how 13+ movies can HAVE sex scenes, but corn can't be sold to minors, it's different

[spark crescent]

why don't they just use human brains instead of rocks to make cpus

[slow urchin]

Nop, good topic for all 👍

[open pasture]

I think that my message is not anywhere near being that far away from that message. So I do not agree with that, but whatever

[slow urchin]

They actually are, look up "organoid computation"

Lc.g organoid computation

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Discord Server!

nature.com

Brain organoid reservoir computing for artificial intelligence | Nature ...

Dec 11, 2023 ... Here we report an artificial intelligence hardware approach that uses adaptive reservoir computation of biological neural networks in a brain organoid.

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/30

[solemn plank]

THAT AINT ARTIFICIAL

[slow urchin]

Feel free to disagree in #📩-modmail 🤷‍♂️

[open pasture]

Me disagreeing with you has literally nothing to do with modmail? huh!?

meowwwww

What are you even saying lmao

mrroww

[slow urchin]

You are disagreeing with a rule, rules can be argued in modmail

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1072966755800055828.gif?quality=lossless&name=z_blanknumb_annoyed&size=60

[open pasture]

I disagree with your comparison

I don't think it applies to this case

[fallow drum]

they’re saying to open a mod mail if you care that much about auto mod but don’t because it won’t get anywhere because everything is blocked for good reason

[open pasture]

I don't disagree with the rule being a thing, huh!?

[slow urchin]

Real

[open pasture]

I literally don't, I am just having a conversation

[slow urchin]

I literally just gave you the resources in case you did

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/986446750950752296.gif?quality=lossless&name=frogblink&size=60

I love my son here

<3

[open pasture]

stop talking. post snat

[open pasture]

And I am just saying that it is not the case, thanks for the resource though, I guess

[weak vale]

[slow urchin]

[open pasture]

[raw panther]

he must have good reception with those antennas

[slow urchin]

His fat acts like lead, blocks all outside sources of information

Very stupid car

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

E,MNED'

[slow urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

Low quality ass gif

[open pasture]

get high quality

[spark crescent]

woah

[slow urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-gif-9541013160269967656

[weak vale]

Here we report an artificial intelligence hardware approach that uses adaptive reservoir computation of biological neural networks in a brain organoid. In this approach—which is termed Brainoware

[open pasture]

eepy :3

[weak vale]

nah no way they named it Brainoware

[open pasture]

Added to Favorites

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-eepy-eepy-cat-cute-kitten-gif-2354054411599231174

[slow urchin]

Pretty much just enslaved human brains being fed mass amounts of information in order to learn exponentially quicker than the average ai

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/DailyLoud/status/1893396274990194939

[spark crescent]

my hobby is sleeping

[open pasture]

real

[slow urchin]

You love<3

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-alarm-cat-alert-cat-meme-cat-police-gif-14279528307590232605

[open pasture]

gay rights 🇸🇱

[weak vale]

yeah uh sounds like they should ask these brains for permission first

[spark crescent]

LMFAOOO

[slow urchin]

They technically can :p

[spark crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drone-drake-throw-drake-femboy-weak-gif-8319628235111633904

[open pasture]

femboy.

[red wyvern]

The real question is, why do they persist in calling it AI when all it does is predict the next word? Your cell phone keyboard does the same thing!

[open pasture]

everything is AI nowadays

[open pasture]

what are you talking about

go to sleep

that's why

[slow urchin]

Did you know that there was a human brain organoid attached to a "soft robot" that learned how to move?

[slow urchin]

Horrifying shit

[red wyvern]

It's not sleep time for me yet

[bold adder]

is it that android thing

[open pasture]

[bold adder]

1 sec

i saw it

[weak vale]

thats freaky asf

[slow urchin]

Which is what intelligence is

Lc.i human brain organoid in soft robot

[night blaze]

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Frontiers | First Organoid Intelligence (OI) workshop to form an ...

Google Images • labsCore • Page 5/26

[open pasture]

every kind of device that has processing power is suddenly "designed for AI" and every SaaS now is "AI powered" and every search engine is trying to give me some AI generated result that is 99% gonna be either wrong or misleading or both

[bold adder]

💀

[red wyvern]

No, that's not how my brain works.

[bold adder]

whats shifty schiff doing

[red wyvern]

Prove your way is normal

[fierce cobalt]

Wonder how Alienware got its name

[empty storm]

p sure video was staged as fuck but its funny i guess

[open pasture]

you made the claim first, burden of proof is on you

[fierce cobalt]

I don’t like the fact we’re just a brain in a meat suit

[red wyvern]

You've presented no evidence for your claim, it can be dismissed without evidence

[slow urchin]

https://www.discovermagazine.com/mind/meet-the-scientists-connecting-lab-grown-mini-brains-to-robots

[open pasture]

then don't have convos with ppl? idk

[bold adder]

so whats the argument

[slow urchin]

You realize that this is how every type of intelligent computational speech works right?

Every word is contextual based on the last

[open pasture]

but are brains computational?

[slow urchin]

Yes???

The brain is literally a soft computer

[bold adder]

name something that isnt based off previous thoughts?

tourettes

[open pasture]

I mean brains are not well-defined

[red wyvern]

Sounds like AI propaganda to me

[open pasture]

computation is well-defined calculation, which your brain is not

[weak vale]

my brain, on the other hand,

[empty storm]

they have similar names so clearly theyre the same language

[slow urchin]

Tourettes is a compilation of mini seizures caused by what can be summed up as a short-circuit is the brain

[red wyvern]

Maybe you don't create new thoughts. But that's not normal. If we could only think of things we'd already experienced, we might still be living in caves and banging rocks together to make fire.

[slow urchin]

Actually your brain is, everything in your brain is defined by experiences or other things that have given it stimuli.

[open pasture]

honestly sounds like fun tbh

[spark crescent]

can i have mod

[open pasture]

not really, your brain is capable of computation but it is in itself not computational

[spark crescent]

ffish

[slow urchin]

By technicality you never create anything new, you just mix old things together, that's literally how everything works

[empty storm]

you do create new thoughts as a result of learned experience from past thoughts

but everything is creeated as a mix of what youve learned and not out of thin air

[red wyvern]

Sounds like another statement that needs proof

[cosmic otter]

i think that everyone here is kinda talking out of their ass

[slow urchin]

does computation
Okay
Is not computational
what???

[empty storm]

hence why, for a simpler example, most art calls from past experience

[slow urchin]

Yeah

😭

[cosmic otter]

read research papers then come back

otherwise stop arguing

[slow urchin]

This is why practice is actually such a needed thing, more experience to call back on

[empty storm]

i agree yeah

[open pasture]

Correct, our brain is not a turing machine yet i know what 63 + 48 is

[slow urchin]

Also i think ur profile is awesome btw

[empty storm]

thank u

[empty storm]

thats BORING

[weak vale]

i think im more worried about ai being created that experiences suffering than some kind of malicious ai takeover

[open pasture]

You might want to look up what "computational" means

[empty storm]

who is going on the internet to argue about random shit while being informed with scientific research

[cosmic otter]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[bold adder]

idk you never willed tourettes to happen so that might be something new

but anyway

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310521032414593035/1310521073493737482/caption.gif

[raw panther]

you think you have any control over your thoughts and have free will? it's just chemical processes firing neurons

[slow urchin]

The chatgpt company along with nvidia is actively working to create a singularity AI that can create better and better copies of itself until we basically have an AI God

[empty storm]

i wasnt actually involved in 90% of the convo so idk if it was actually arguing or not so ill stay out past that

[slow urchin]

Pretty funny

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/gfl-girls-frontline-skill-issue-ump45m4a1m4sopmod-hk416-gif-27121720

[bold adder]

sometimes i dont think and type the most vile shit possible

[slow urchin]

The big crunch is more final than heat death imo

[bold adder]

i will come back in a few minutes and pull something out

i eat a hamburger inside out

[raw panther]

assuming that happens which I don't believe in

[slow urchin]

Big crunch just seems logical considering the graph of the rate of which the universe grows is quadratic iirc

🤷‍♂️

[bold adder]

big crunch sounds tasty

[raw panther]

I mean expansion is accelerating and doesn't seem to ever slow down or reverse

[slow urchin]

Guy named big crunch:

[fierce cobalt]

What about the massive fade of the universe

[slow urchin]

Universe low taper fade

[red wyvern]

Almost WAP

[slow urchin]

Quadratic equations get extremely quick before the start reversing

[slow urchin]

Time doesn't reverse but space does

Hence why quadratics only go back on the y axis

Not usually x unless some things are flipped

Y axis is space, x axis is time

It's quadratic

I don't study any of this stuff though usually so don't quote me as a source

I just find it interesting

[raw panther]

I feel big rip is more plausible, or just a heat death and nothing happens, or maybe we'll get a new vacuum state or something like that, kinda making a new big bang from some quantum fluctuation

[open pasture]

damn, everyone is indeed talking out of their ass

[slow urchin]

"oh no big words i don't understand must be witchcraft!"

[weak vale]

im rotating you in my mind

[raw panther]

it's kinda silly to think of time as a spatial dimension

[open pasture]

I told you to look up what computational means, I won't fire this whole thing up again, silly goose.

[slow urchin]

I don't, none of what i said was for sure

[open pasture]

none of what i said was for sure

"oh no big words i don't understand must be witchcraft!"

Ah yes

[slow urchin]

Dude that was ten minutes ago we're talking about the universe now 😭

[slow urchin]

Theoretical science is a thing you know 😭

[open pasture]

there is nothing scientifc of what you are saying lmao

no literature nothing

just saying "I am interested in this, I think I know this"

me agreeing on ppl talking out of their ass isn't far fetched

[slow urchin]

...which is scientific

[lapis lava]

what is offtopic yapping about again

[raw panther]

cosmology

[red wyvern]

They asked me if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard!

[slow urchin]

@open pasture doth thy not remember CER

[fallow drum]

these two are still arguing with each other for no reason

[open pasture]

"I think I know this" is not scientific 😭

[fallow drum]

maybe they’re dating idk

that’s the vibe i get here

[open pasture]

ew, they are a minor. No.

[red wyvern]

I ship it

[lapis lava]

can you go a second without starting shit 😭 @open pasture

[slow urchin]

And engaged might i add

[open pasture]

I DIDNT THO

[lapis lava]

if theres an argument step out instead of fueling it

[open pasture]

I literally just agreed to what @cosmic otter said

[weak vale]

[slow urchin]

@lapis lava do you think the growth of the universe is a quadratic equation :p

[open pasture]

then I got pinged

[lapis lava]

im an idiot what does that mean

[slow urchin]

It goes up and then down

In size

Yop

[red wyvern]

Sounds like uh

[weak vale]

i remember how to do derivatives but i forgor what 4 x 8 is

[red wyvern]

Whoops I almost got automodded

[slow urchin]

32?

[weak vale]

thanks

[slow urchin]

:3

[bold adder]

cant spell vihttps://fixupx.com/gribberoni/status/1893616795749421494

[weak vale]

32x^7 + 10x^4 + 9x^2 + x

yaaay

[slow urchin]

I wouldn't be able to do that I'm only in algebra 2 🤷

Nuh

Too tired

[weak vale]

you just multiply the coefficient by the exponent then subtract 1 from the exponent EZ

[lavish schooner]

why are we doing calculus

[lapis lava]

mugmath

[lavish schooner]

okay, whenever you have 4 * something, the derivative of that is 4 * the_derivative_of_that_something

[slow urchin]

I genuinely don't understand why math gives such simple things such complicated naming schemes this genuinely makes math harder with my autism

I'm literally the top of my class in math and have been for years and yet as soon as someone uses the stupid names i get stumped instantly

[raw panther]

math wasn't supposed to have letters

[lavish schooner]

and when you have x^5, the derivative of that is 5x^4 (you bring the 5 down, and you subtract one from the exponent)

[slow urchin]

[weak vale]

yop i feel that

[spark crescent]

where are the numbers

[slow urchin]

I'm not even registering any of this

I used to like algebra

[weak vale]

i like typst from the little i used it except i can never pronounce it

[open pasture]

it's pronounced typst

np

[weak vale]

it's like markdown but on crack

[slow urchin]

Vennie vencord is very educational today, artificial intelligence, neuroscience, cosmology, theoretical science, algebra, what next

Lmfao

[open pasture]

it's like LaTeX in easier

[weak vale]

yop

[slow urchin]

I see the next thing is markdown writing

[shrewd imp]

$ d/(dif x) (4x^8 + 2x^5 + 3x^2 + 1/2 x^2) $
$ d/(dif x) (4x^8) + d/(dif x) (2x^5) + d/(dif x) (3x^2) + d/(dif x) (1/2 x^2) $
$ 48x^(8-1) + 25x^(5-1) + 3*2x^(2-1) + 1/2 *2x^(2-1) $

[weak vale]

i used to make flashcards for anki using latex

[weak vale]

oh nice

[slow urchin]

I hate easy equations when they're long

Time-consuming yet easy things are more difficult to complete then quick and complicated things imo

[slow urchin]

Yeah

Calculators should literally be available in any job that requires math skill bc there's no reason to not use them

It's like washing your own dishes after inventing the dishwasher

[rare trout]

how else am i supposed to fudge the numbers for my companies finance report

[slow urchin]

Wrong calculations :3

Blame it on the calc<3

[red wyvern]

I do wash my own dishes. It uses less water than an automatic dishwasher.

[rare trout]

im gonna y=mx+b my loans

[slow urchin]

No guarantee it's the same level of cleanliness though

Warm clothes after being through a dryer are so nice

[red wyvern]

You're right, every automatic dishwasher I've used has had dishes that still had residue on them. Sometimes, if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

[slow urchin]

Not to assume but this sounds like user error from misinformation on the machine

Every automatic dishwasher I've used that has had a clean filter and proper filtration system has worked wonders way more than my hands

And quicker too

[tribal bluff]

What if I want it done left, but also done by me

[red wyvern]

That just sounds like you're bad at doing dishes

[slow urchin]

They are still clean, just less clean than the ones that have gone through the dishwasher since the dishwasher is high pressure

Love

[weak vale]

explodes yr dishes

[tribal bluff]

You genius

[red wyvern]

What is love?

[slow urchin]

artificial intelligence, neuroscience, cosmology, theoretical science, calculus, dishwashing, love

[red wyvern]

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

[fierce cobalt]

Do thoughts have weight

[slow urchin]

istg if some whitename comes in and says "dead chat"

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[slow urchin]

[slow urchin]

Yes

[fierce cobalt]

How

[slow urchin]

Thoughts are electric pulses between neurons

Electricity has a weight

[red wyvern]

Your thoughts don't weigh on you. They weigh on others.

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Discord Server!

weight of an electron

8.9332537×10^-30 N (newtons)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/4

[fierce cobalt]

wtf it’s like super light

[slow urchin]

"Tesla's all new XBrain, lightweight and fast thoughts!"

[fierce cobalt]

km

[slow urchin]

Lbs

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Discord Server!

electron weight in lbs

2.008275323×10^-30 lbf (pounds-force)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/4

[weak vale]

my thoughts are usually heavy

[red wyvern]

Furlong per Fortnite

[slow urchin]

KILOMETERS???

[fierce cobalt]

is something wrong with non freedom units

[empty storm]

how do you measure weight in km

[red wyvern]

lc.wa weight of a kilometer

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Discord Server!

Input information

semimajor axis | 1 km (kilometer)
orbital period | 3.156×10^7 seconds

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/2

[slow urchin]

no kilometers are just not a unit of weight 😭

[fierce cobalt]

Oh that

Yeah mb

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Discord Server!

Result

(N (newton) and km (kilometer) are not compatible)⁽¹⁾⁽²⁾

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 2/2

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[fierce cobalt]

It did a lot

[slow urchin]

lc.wa electron weight in miligrams

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Discord Server!

electron weight in miligrams

9.109383632×10^-25 mgf (milligram-force)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/4

[slow urchin]

lc.wa electron weight in nanograms

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1263593669215256597> You are using the new page system • Leave feedback or report bugs in our Discord Server!

Result

(N (newton) and ng (nanogram) are not compatible)⁽¹⁾⁽²⁾

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 2/2

[slow urchin]

Wtf is a nanogram then

[night blaze]

No results found.

[slow urchin]

What even is wolfram

I don't understand how it works yet

[red wyvern]

Isn't a nanogram when your grandma sends you a letter?

[slow urchin]

No that's nanagram

Nanogran is a small grandmother

[fallow pawn]

it seems like discord added the ability for me to press on a name in chat to add a mention

aaaaa so annoying

[fierce cobalt]

It was released in the beta a few versions ago

[red wyvern]

Press my name on keyboard instead :)

[cosmic otter]

its been a feature in the android client for years

[fierce cobalt]

Only for iOS

[fallow pawn]

okay wing

[fierce cobalt]

Oh nvm

[fallow pawn]

I wouldn’t of known I was barely on discord

but it’s annoying

[slow urchin]

It's actually really nice

[cosmic otter]

i really like it

[slow urchin]

Yop

[fierce cobalt]

You can just hold click to open profile

[slow urchin]

Or click pfp

[fierce cobalt]

It adds functionality

[slow urchin]

Like a normal person

[fierce cobalt]

Name is usually much more space to click

[red wyvern]

There's no normal people here

[slow urchin]

Not really

Not tall enough

[weak vale]

i like lurking in chat but then i accidentally start a reply and it shows im typing. cover blown

[slow urchin]

PFP is a nice big button

[cosmic otter]

i think in samaras case its just because its a break in muscle memory

[fierce cobalt]

Your name is long, so it’s easier

[slow urchin]

Yop

[slow urchin]

Also thin though

So more difficult

[fierce cobalt]

And I have the plugin for seeing usernames, so it’s also even longer

[red wyvern]

Also I use IRC mode because pfps are annoying

[fallow pawn]

Yes I love when I attempt to press on a profile and it exposes me by sending a typing indicator

[cosmic otter]

the feature itself is quite useful but i can see it being annoying if you're only just now getting it

[fierce cobalt]

True, but I just got used to it

[slow urchin]

Vencord is oddly getting along today

[red wyvern]

Are you sure?

[slow urchin]

Lots of potential arguments that didn't blow up out of proportion

[red wyvern]

I disagree

Let's fight

[weak vale]

yea, you got a problem with that?

[red wyvern]

About not fighting

[raw panther]

https://discord.com/channels/1015060230222131221/1322480548140285994

[weak vale]

[red wyvern]

Loser has to kiss the winner on the lips

[fallow pawn]

How do I use that again

[raw panther]

oh mobile

[weak vale]

just realized there are two snats

[fierce cobalt]

Jailbroken iphone?

[red wyvern]

Which one do you like better?

[weak vale]

snat snitten

[fallow pawn]

?

[fierce cobalt]

Why is the white bar so small

[fallow pawn]

why not

[fierce cobalt]

Is it not harder to actually use it now

[fallow pawn]

I can make it bigger if u want

[fallow pawn]

wdym

[fierce cobalt]

Like do you not miss the bar entirely some times if it is that small

[fallow pawn]

the gesture bar does not interfere with anything, it is mainly aesthetics

[fierce cobalt]

Like in landscape mode that’s literally tiny as fuck

[fallow pawn]

^^

[empty storm]

it doesnt change the interaction box id assume

[open pasture]

I disable the Home Bar or whatever that's called

it's so annoying

[weak vale]

you can pull up from anywhere, not just the bar

[fierce cobalt]

Oh I didn’t know that 😭

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mac-os-trampoline-meme-mac-os-trampoline-boy-do-i-love-trampolining-god-i-love-trampolining-gif-25558169

[slow urchin]

Gesture controls suck especially if ur only using one hand for art refs

[weak vale]

i think apple calls it the pill lol

[slow urchin]

I love systemnav much more

Love my three buttons

[open pasture]

Beats

[slow urchin]

Glad to see apple is pro choice

[weak vale]

apple W

[open pasture]

you can thank Dr. Dre for that

[lapis lava]

gesture so good

dr dre my beloved

[fallow pawn]

(It is jailbroken)

[open pasture]

remember when iPhone had intuitive gestures for one generation then never again

[south rune]

any chopped baddies in here

[lapis lava]

are you 11

[south rune]

no

im looking for a friend

[lapis lava]

sure looks like it

[south rune]

in what way

[lapis lava]

your rizz % going to 0% with that message

[weak vale]

chopped?

[open pasture]

minced

[open pasture]

I dislike this word

[south rune]

yh its for my friend

if i had image eprms

id show u an ss

[lapis lava]

then your friend also is

[south rune]

18+

[south rune]

hes 19

[weak vale]

sliced and diced

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1343110077594210366/IMG_1236.gif

[open pasture]

if I solve this will you give me your phone

[south rune]

im counting

[open pasture]

I don't care ! !

legal stuff can explode

[weak vale]

vro had phone confiscated by the authorities

[open pasture]

oh I thought you meant SCOTUS

[weak vale]

scrotus

i have old phones i should get rid off

spicy pillows waiting to asplode

de-disposing

[slow urchin]

I'm burning this phone when i get a new one (kidding, just wiping it and turning it into a mini server or something, possibly a vrc tracker)

[solemn plank]

Shared from Know What I Meme

[fallow pawn]

no one will understand the joy of this screenshot

[weak vale]

joy of packages on samara iphone

[bold adder]

1 warning

[open pasture]

the wonder of you

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[weak vale]

bio that says "my 12:00 AM is my 12:00 AM i dont give a FUCK what yours is"

[flat jacinth]

Hello!

Why can't I type cat noises

It doesn't let me

aWh

[weak vale]

twitch mobile is actually ass

[main wyvern]

twitch is actually ass

[weak vale]

[rare trout]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxP03l8KhuS1TMzw8vNXUi8KVqGitYNOCQ?si=5YOwEC_1xEYuAmqY

[weak vale]

love it when it notifies me an hour after stream starts love that

the pringle ash tray

[main wyvern]

yt does that for me too

[winter needle]

i can finally say i know how to solve this

32x^7 + 10x^4 + 9x^2 + x

[bold adder]

good job

[winter needle]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhUSK

i was actually planning to send in a cursed video myself but i didnt have time in january before the deadline closed

[safe schooner]

yooo those two numbers are exactly the same

[weak vale]

no u

[safe schooner]

MIKU?

I SEE MIKU TYPINGGG

[lavish schooner]

reminder that calculus isn't taken by all high schoolers

[safe schooner]

I KNOW THE REFERNECE

[lavish schooner]

read the server name

[safe schooner]

UR HIDIGNG IN THE wifi

.

ohhh

ngl everything makes so much more sense now

[lavish schooner]

idk if i should husk this or cozy this

[weak vale]

perhaps the

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[lavish schooner]

true

[safe schooner]

this server seems goated so far

Yall chill asf

[weak vale]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-fortnite-hatsune-miku-hatsune-miku-fortnite-gif-2511163366397103313

[safe schooner]

glad ts went better than last serv (they were FAR too old for me )

[weak vale]

i dont have embed, can everyone please click my gif

[fallow pawn]

Hello, world!

[safe schooner]

why is yo with two o's blacklisted 😭

[fallow pawn]

scams

sadly

[safe schooner]

oh

[weak vale]

goodbye, world

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/needy-streamer-overload-pchan-pchan-plush-nso-needy-streamer-overload-pchan-plush-gif-11823339367879331395

are you a real silly goober

[safe schooner]

maybe

[worthy zinc]

insane about me

[weak vale]

i thought you were the other silly goober actually

[safe schooner]

there's

another one?

[weak vale]

there was

you gotta compete for the title of silliest goober

[safe schooner]

@noble geyser fight me (please)

[vapid adder]

hugs are good because they release oxytocin, often called the "love hormone", which helps reduce stress and increase feelings of connection and trust
they also lower cortisol levels, which can decrease anxiety and help with relaxation

[paper gate]

@safe schooner goober

[open pasture]

yoo @paper gate

[safe schooner]

is this why i'm stressed

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[weak vale]

im a goofy goober

[vapid adder]

hug

now ur not

:3

[safe schooner]

i wish

[lavish schooner]

?

yoo

I don't get it

[fallow pawn]

do you want an example

[lavish schooner]

where are the scams

[weak vale]

yes there are scams where ppl try to sell you a yo-yo

[lavish schooner]

Oh, yoyo

yo-yo

idungetit

[safe schooner]

yo guys whatspopping buy my 2.99% gambling alcoholic beverage with extra gamboing

^ that's a scam

too good to be true

[lavish schooner]

yo

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-hoshinova-moona-moona-boing-boing-gif-22007552

[lavish schooner]

yeahhhhhh

I do

I'm too dense to understand

[weak vale]

i lied i actualy idk

[safe schooner]

when people try to sell you things but things bad or just not true

[fallow pawn]

it's filtered because its a common keyword used when people post scam messages

its unfiltered for regulars

[safe schooner]

can >you< say it?

[fallow pawn]

I can yes

[weak vale]

the y slur

[safe schooner]

prove it >:3

[fallow pawn]

yoo

[safe schooner]

.

[fallow pawn]

there

[weak vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kalculus-exorid-crazy-wow-pog-gif-21908667

[open pasture]

Samara is new here

say hi to her

[lavish schooner]

Is it not just a greeting?

[hollow surge]

hi anyone here knows how i can make my usb be recognised as a local disk on windows

[lavish schooner]

who is macos samara

i forgor

[lavish schooner]

wdym local disk

[safe schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[fallow pawn]

thats besides the point

[lavish schooner]

(I haven't used Windows in a while)

[safe schooner]

oh ion got embeds either

neat

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[lavish schooner]

hai toastedddd :3

[lavish schooner]

y u speak brainrot

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805978396974514209/1330247828793983049/atlanta_gg_car.gif

[fallow pawn]

@open pasture beautiful

[lavish schooner]

"ion" 😭

[safe schooner]

Whaddya mean

[open pasture]

bwah

[safe schooner]

oh.

becuz

I'm lazy

[open pasture]

white question mark user

[cosmic otter]

its not

[hollow surge]

i do not want windows to detect this as a removable drive, because windows 7 installer doesn't recognise USB drives(i think)

[lavish schooner]

why do you say becuz instead of cuz

[safe schooner]

Ion use red cuz ion want people to think i'm mad at em :(

[open pasture]

wyd in airplane mode

[fallow pawn]

I say “cos” instead of cuz

[safe schooner]

seems like if it had a flavor it'd be spicy

[weak vale]

i say coz :3

[safe schooner]

i wanna be marshmello

not the guy

not the music guy

[lavish schooner]

i say "sin" instead of cos

[safe schooner]

.

[hollow surge]

tan

[fallow pawn]

so my phone doesnt cry about having no cellular

[safe schooner]

Took me a second to get the angle of that joke

[lavish schooner]

cot

[open pasture]

greed

[weak vale]

csc

[open pasture]

greedy for cellular

[safe schooner]

ba dum tsss

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-kagerou-gif-25709986

[safe schooner]

chat i forgot how to find limit

of like

[lavish schooner]

no math, just meth addicts

[safe schooner]

those sequence thingies

[lavish schooner]

series?

[safe schooner]

uh

you have the

a

with the n on the bottom of it

[lavish schooner]

mhm

[safe schooner]

then you gotta find the first 5

uh

[lavish schooner]

Oh

[safe schooner]

Terms i think

[shrewd imp]

$ a_n $

[lavish schooner]

with the capital sigma?

[safe schooner]

simga

SIGMA

SIGMA

YAAAA

[weak vale]

brainro

[lavish schooner]

sigma balls

[safe schooner]

😦

[urban elk]

what the fuck is going on here

[open pasture]

@urban elk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1343110077594210366/IMG_1236.gif

[weak vale]

trigonometry

[urban elk]

and you
what the hell is that thing about being a victim or whatever

[lavish schooner]

corn

[urban elk]

hai

[lavish schooner]

diverges

[safe schooner]

ITS

ITS THE THING

[weak vale]

what is this

[lavish schooner]

are you 14

[safe schooner]

yes

[lavish schooner]

I'm getting a mix of 11 and 16

[safe schooner]

i do calc in my algebra class because that's a sleep period

[main wyvern]

[urban elk]

@open pasture I recorded a voice note of me purring in Google recorder and it identified me as a cat

[safe schooner]

I finished allat in marking period 1

[weak vale]

it insists upon itself...

[safe schooner]

That ws so on the dot it shook me to my core

[urban elk]

[safe schooner]

i finish all the work in like

5 minutes

then i either play minecraft

try to invent math gambling

or

calc

the second one didn't work.

i ws very displeased

NO

after making a bossbattle style healthbar

which took hours

[urban elk]

still waiting on this to arrive
still says "departed to the destination country" for the past few days

[safe schooner]

i was done

[urban elk]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1318312215971102792.png?size=160

[safe schooner]

hold on lemme see if i can find the old photo

is swearing aloud ion remember

Also js realized no embeds means no photo

[urban elk]

pfft

[safe schooner]

The mission to get level 10 arises

[urban elk]

I think you can ask for embed perms/media perms though

[safe schooner]

who's the president here

or the king

or the queen

[urban elk]

what

😭

[bold adder]

vee is the dictator

[safe schooner]

lol

[static valley]

@urban elk i made a mistake 😭

[paper gate]

hello mugmom

[static valley]

ITS BLOWING UO MY PBKNR

[safe schooner]

oh

[static valley]

oh god my typing

[safe schooner]

nekotomo

do u got image perms

[paper gate]

nop

[lavish schooner]

it's in your bio

[safe schooner]

oh yeah

[lavish schooner]

I didn't believe you were 14 lol

[safe schooner]

Sorry

[weak vale]

nop sorry

[safe schooner]

oh damn

wifi hider do u have image perms?

okay

[main wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-funny-kasane-pearto-gif-1963437625092155594

[safe schooner]

chat this photo is in relevance to the minecraft thingy i maded