#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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amazing
What
guess what it is
Bruh my phone is returning
😡
@open pasture I steal your possessions
You're in debt now
kyaru
G'Day
is B'Day bad day or birthday
are you australian
@lapis lava remove this gore from my screen
Face reveal, felt cute might delete later
EVERYWHERE I GO I SEE AMONG US
@harsh minnow should confirm
my brain is largely amogus free now
genuinely didn't understand this for a few secs
im stealing it
i'd actually be willing to sell it to you if i had a way to accept international payments

do the colours mean anything?
Don't call me Molly.
Hi Sally
it's been leaning against my wall for half a year
is it a gay thing?
among us
among us what?
it looks like characters from the among us game
idk what that is
Fo flug
Can you do something for me please
Big Toodles! Explanation in dms
@main wyvern
Gulf of Rust
insane




requested by @open pasture
I can usually read it fine, but holy fuck that’s a lot of numbers
Yay 😁
Wait, I got it it just took a min
@hollow surge you can stay in it just don't talk in it
are you abgbabg its really disrespectful and rude to act like that about typing quirks
alright
☺️
ableist
i need embed perms so i can send stupid shit
franced
thats a lot of fr*nce
Be active here or be lucky like I was and just say you want to send cat pictures
what happened to my frances
Tah'ts czray, did you konw you can sltil raed wdros whtiuot isseus evne if all the crhcatares are jlbmued?
i want to send cat pictures /lie
france invasion
no more fr*nce
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRANCES
rahhh but being active here takes time and i have like two whole time to my name
erm actually the first and last letter still has to be in the right spot

gulf of m word
It’s not hard, I got level 10 in a few weeks by just talking on and off
im a cat i shouldnt have to provide services to get money that i can use to purchase other goods and services
lemme check my level im probably like -3

6 away

are you using telekinesis to communicate
@noble quest
bro i hate coming home
is this witchcraft
im using my laptop
i cant play games on my laptop
lc.wa 2025-2006
😭
i have 2 nitros
the switch one also lacks a fish button
who the fuck tried this
Clear your notifs immediately
thank god 🙏
yeah i would guess so
oh god fornite data usage
Fortnite
holy mother of christ
who are you, a celebrity?
that number is somewhere in the library of babel
It’s my goal to never clear any notifications out of any app
i also check nin0's emails
This HAS to brick your device at some point 😭
@lapis lava power is out due to severe winter storm, fix
It's extremely cold
My 8 pages of apps goes hard
just download people playground
@clever elm hiiii
I haven’t touched that in like a year lol
I have it
you were sent to kill me
ok that is less husk
suht up nred, yu'roe rininug my etirne pniot. go bcak to wvniag taht cnfedateore falg
yop
hello comrades
I think I have like 500 hours or something in it
I’d have to check steam
haha i have more
this is not a communist safe place
How anime girl
although most of my playthrough has been on pirated so it isn't recorded
but
i have EASILY over 1500 hours in that bitch it's crazy
soviet russia!
no buts
i've been banned from their discord server
you have yet to do so
@dusky forge
She dances :3
Verizon edge but I changed the name
How battery happy
Also i have no service so E also stands for empty
guys check my website
https://localhost:8080/website.png
But how
make it cry
I want
hurt its feeling
iPhone Moment
iphone is not a real phone sorry
Ew


Im Not Even using this one as a phone because it’s had no service since I got it
I just got it for $194 and jailbroke it immediately
blobcatcozy
Tbh it wasn’t a bad price for an 11 pro
It just needs a new battery and back glass after I dropped it
back glass is so horribly dumb
excuse me?
"we will give you protecting case that breaks"
ok well fuck you
Molly
-_-
Me when I'm touched by the moodlighting of unlimited worrying
they are correct
your cat looks depressed
"-_-" - molly
She looks sad or angry all of the time

perpetual turmoil
you gonna eat that?
We think someone dumped her off nearby or she escaped
She definitely isn’t feral
My cat is stinky
bitchass used to beat the fuck out of every dog on the street and still come back unfazed
john wick ass
bitchass cat almost kiled me too
They killed his pet mouse
spotify api is driving me insane...
Spotify API so cooked
sometimes cats jump into my backyard and i have to shoo them out because they scare my bunnies

The Json is so ass the naming scheme sucks
This is still my favorite cat
for a second i thought you shot cats
truly evil
what the heck
not that evil
just slightly
What's up chat

The sky
You have to @soft wadi them...?
@slow urchin
Guh
10011
1101-
10 0011 10101
hi zeet
deflated shire
punctured shire
1000101
hiss
Hola oomf 
lc.google 1000101
How to convert binary to decimal ... The decimal number is equal to the sum of binary digits (dn) times their power of 2 (2n):. decimal = d0×20 + d1×21 + d2×22 + ...
what the fuck
shoooo
10 0011 10101
bro you can just translate it to decimal yourself
solly
(It’s the only binary I have memorized)
hi
zooot
hi

there's a zeet in my computer
Get back to work on unbound android 
every copy of zeet is personalized
@wraith osprey hiii
@dusky forge Gulf of Bryan
WHO
yes
get to work @wraith osprey
@wraith osprey
grr
@wraith osprey
i can now confidently say no
do arcane fans even play the game
they do
nope :3
@wraith osprey plays every day
average
cookie loves league
A ton of them picked up the game, realized it was shit and quit
cookie is playing league right now
STOP SLANDERING ME
nop
HELP I EXTRACTED A DISCORD IPA IN MY DOWNLOADS AND NOW MY DISCORD FILES ARE FULL OF THE IMAGES
@wraith osprey @wraith osprey @wraith osprey
I DELETED THE EXTRACTED FOLDER BUT THEY STILL SHOW UP
VIRUS
HEPP
helo
hi @boreal torrent why are you dissapear
helpp
cookie doomed
Me when ipa is just fancy zip
yopp
@wraith osprey
Ew
@wraith osprey
Weird
how
Wrinkly
beautiful creature
what's fhat
jinxed
ok I'm actually doomed they won't go away
.nomedia file
This
No, this is beautiful
fluffy
its too late
An empty text file called .nomedia, in every folder with pics
Majestic
Then reboot
@wraith osprey you have photos of wumpus hanging on your wall
@wraith osprey @wraith osprey your wallpaper is Discord
Did you try rice? I heard that fixes electronics
goodbye 300 hour uptime
@wraith osprey your ringtone is discord calling sound
@wraith osprey must try jinx theme or death
Discord really wants me to buy nitro SINCE I CANT EVEN CLOSE THIS
I did it for you but fuck that i take it back
i love this video man
Can we tempt you?
@wraith osprey they may just be cache'd there so may be gone when you turn off your phone and turn it back on
Now reload discord
TEMPTATIONS!!!
idk uninstall and install again
i did 😀
my apolocheese i eated all the media
horror
sorry i shared all the images with styx
in 5 years i will look at this discord server again
and go through my old messages
i uninstall and install software all the time
and i will feel so much despair
fixes plenty of issues!
WOOHOO
!remindme 5y feel the despair and agony of your past self
Alright @hollow surge, in 5 years: feel the despair and agony of your past self
if i ever leave this server for good ill be deleting everything i sent
!remindme 16y be sad
Alright @dusky forge, in 16 years: be sad
Unnecessary and a waste of time. Clearing the app's data does the exact same thing
!remindme 1y do you remember
Alright @clever elm, in 1 year: do you remember
!remindme 65y old
Alright @dusky forge, in 65 years: old
💡 Did you know you can set your timezone with "!timezone set"?
the stuff i uninstall and reinstall don't have data stored somewhere that i can just clear
!remindme 5y yeah yeah also while you feel nostalgia listen to the song you made today "words lost to time"
Alright @hollow surge, in 5 years: yeah yeah also while you feel nostalgia listen to the song you made today "words lost to time"
thanks for the advice tho!
!remindme 100 years haha you’re dust now
Alright @dusky forge, in 100 years: haha you’re dust now
did you just not read what i said
is it buh or guh
7
7
2
guh
967472493667450890
guh
j1
E5
mine is G13
c5
The cat
i piss at h5 or c5
yea
insane vencord general discussion
That cat must stink
why is he there then
actually no the fuck i don't i piss sitting
fuck you
I piss sitting 90% of the time
it's just easier dude
i have gamer posture so bad i have to keep my head on the table
i can fix my back later with the couch armrest
really really bad
I fixed my posture by working out
H14
(My ass hurts from doing deadlifts)
good core strength stays winning
can someone actually change?
Im getting close to deadlifting 200lbs
i'm proud of you
Maybe I’ll do that in a few weeks
For being a 115lb 5‘4“ Asian I don’t think I’m doing bad
what the fuck is wrong with these people wtf
she looks normal? and how do u know that's her
@wraith osprey sleep
lol
their name is goonogatari
I hate twitter
don't feed the trolls
solly are you silly
I hate twitter and Bluesky but I have both
(All the artists i like use them)
hi
the masculine urge to email every person you've wronged a long apology
i use twitter for art as well tbh lol
gnnn
!remindme 12 years 326 days 13 hours 2 minutes 37 seconds THE END IS NEAR
Alright @ember holly, in 12 years, 10 months and 3 weeks: THE END IS NEAR
Alright @wide leaf, in 12 years, 10 months and 3 weeks: THE END IS NEAR
even if that is gura they're cute lol
what's wrong with people
@wide leaf you will accidently say the n word and then get shot
i just noticed my half birthday was 3 days ago
oops
man its already been 6 mntgs...
months
what is the difference between discord canary and discord development? which one gets the latest update the earliest? asking out of pure curiosity
isn't it crazy how the hands of the clock keep spinning after everything
no matter how many wars go out
no matter how many blood moistens the soil beneath
how many lives are lost
the clock will keep going fowards
truly despair inducing
i wish it wasn't
change is scary
i feel like pondering it
Trump's america
random (probable dumb) question is there a plugin that disables discord's rate limiting
should i make a charity to give non heroin addicts heroin
**client **mod cant affect server side
oh
Providing heroin is illegal and harmful.
but wouldnt that mean that it has more features than canary and therefore would be "better"
lc.google what day is it
fuck tou
so what makes it different from canary then
@wide leaf golf
the best of discord
@clever elm hii
hiiii
@paper gate https://youtu.be/EqizJTbxAEM
Hayden Davis (Kelsier) is one of the big four creators of $LIBRA along with Julian Peh (Kip Protocol), Mauricio Novelli (Tech Forum Argentina) and Manuel Godoy (Tech Forum Argentina)
I interviewed him trying to figure out what happened. In the process he admitted to sniping the LAUNCH OF LIBRA, and sniping the LAUNCH OF MELANIA. Absolutely wild...
@keen junco I will sleep
No you won't
pictochat loveletters
Isn't this just the more formal version of おやすみ
なさい is a formal thing usually
ない is the negator
ofc ofc :3
context?
fellas is it nerd behavior to learn a language
gemini is going to send the feds after you
nerd behavior to correct a language 
yea
I wasn't correcting them
they asked if it was correct or not 😭
bratty language 💢
@fallow drum do you hackintosh or buy mac
I wasn't going "erm ackschully"
goodnight everyone
Shut up brat
i asked to be corrected
gn zooot
@paper gate goodnight zeet
@keen junco tuck me in
theres a hero in all of us
female oyster language
@winter girder 2️⃣
Having fun
i will fricking kill you
I like lean.
syrian experiments lean
conservative gemini thinks it can tell me what to do
syrian experiments lain
March 15th, 2011
You saying they'll overdose on you?
fawn 😭
what happened to fawn
@keen junco i will load you in my kerenl
Killed by zoot
do you eat soup or drink soup
lame
bereal bexperiments bane
don’t be surprised when you get a visit from the feds for this 😭 not even kidding
Okay. What statement do you want me to confirm?
confirm the statement
Stop doing that
never, sorry
buy
ewwwwww mac
@fallow drum execute them
the AI is right though and is actually being pretty practical so that’s cool and also kinda scary to see
macs aren't real computers
iphones aren't real computers either
INSANE
MOMMY DIDNT RAISE NO BITCH IS INSANE WORK
@lapis lava @paper gate HELP HELP
throw her into the lava
you are evil
i hope you’re doing this with no way of being tracked 😭 probably sending a police report as we speak
I will throw you into an active volcano
On home on wifi
you will be raided 
ill be fine
Shotgun
high can is kinda easier to hold
@lapis lava
no
what why…
i hate you....
day today
I love Luigi's shit eating grin
american pseudo-revolutionists are just a bunch of larpers too lazy to start anything themselves
and when someone else does start something they all start to "oooooooh" like the teacher just yelled at a classmate
ain't nobody doing shit
all waiting for someone else to do it for them
Are you saying I should kill ceos
i cannot legally say that
yes

ceo of vencord
it's protected speech
i don't thiink so
better call the cops then
THEORETICALLY, Are you saying I should kill ceos to accomplish my theoretical goals
theoretically i'd be saying to take the most pacific route to achieve what you need
Do you have any theoretical suggestions
not that oyu yourself can do
(theoretically)
and as i've said before, ain't none of these pseudo-revolutionists getting rid of the comfort that is brand clothing and iphones with mcdonalds
theoretically a way to fuck up everything is to just straight up not buy from big companies
but not a single soul and their mother is doing that
i ain't either
does he know
(Yes, I know)

So you are saying (theoretically) I should ruin big corpo to a state where they cannot recover (theoretically)
FIRE
i am theoretically saying you should ruin bad big corpos riddened by corruption and other malices
Freedom of speech enthusiasts when they realize that it doesn't extend to threats of violence 
blue LESS
blueful
How can I (theoretically) do that myself
you could say kill all ceos though you just can’t say you’re going to kill a particular ceo
you couldn't
but freedom of speech has absolutely nothing to do with anything outside of court anyways and companies do their own thing so

discord could ban you 
Yep, we've even entered the age where corpos will hire a mercenary company to come to your house
So you are saying I would (theoretically) need a wide area attack
Like, a (theoretical) nuke
no the fuck we haven't whata re you on
that's just what the US does in the middle east
it's not THAT bad
Nintendo:
i've shat on nintendo multiple times and i'm still yet to hear a knock on my door
We have that already, it's called the pinkertons
Vencord:
LOL
Yeah the pinkertons are crazy
private police force is wild
so they hired a private investigator because someone was hacking their devices
seems standard to me
no uh
he was hacking his own devices that he legally purchased
that's like Steve Jobs calling the cops on you because you jailbroke your iphone
he was doing something completely legal yes lol they were doing that to pressure them into stopping because they have no real case… not standard at all 😭
maybe someday soon it’ll be standard i suppose

i bet it knows though
I mean, you can contact the pinkertons through their website
jesse pinkerton
[go-carts sadly]
it's not their device
the moment you sell an object, that object no longer belongs to you
technically true but also not true
in some of the world the software does not belong to you so you’re technically not allowed to crack any device
"Gemini" would like to access the camera
wrong
at least in a good amount of the world
this software isn't being sold
there's another term for it
lase?
my legally purchased device belongs to me. I'm allowed to do whatever I want to it.
i think that's the word
That includes altering or removing the software it is shipped with.
Leased
i stole this phone
i deserve the bloatware
How it started vs how it's going
many software is leased, not sold
it's not the case for the software included in an object you are selling tho
If they didn't want me to "hack" "their" software on my device, they should ship it without software.
Really, it's the same thing as what we're doing with Vencord. Discord is on my PC, that means I should be able to do whatever I want to it, including installing the Vencord stuff.
is anything you own really even yours nowdays
According to me, yes.
me "buying" a house (i'm still going to have to pay the government)
can you ask it to kill itself
Hiiiiiiii
dude no that'll shut down the servers
hello
It's always schizo night with you around
😭 what is this conversation
this phrase is somewhere in the library of babel btw
pussy ai
Aspy on a mission to get brainrot role
NO
marvin is brainrot and 
i am going to hire @proud rampart
NOO
WHAT
@rare trout #🌺-regulars message
I'm chipping in to my own birthday present
duck assist wouldn't do this bros
Is it your birthday
whens your birthday
I chip in $500-$1k
next week
Oh
for what
new laptop
probably a $20,000 car
mac i assume?
$20,000 laptop 
m4 pro MacBook Pro, 16"
Cheapest Apple device in 2030
niceeeee
that's a lot of inches
After fixing my friend's 16" laptop I decided I don't want the 14" anymore
the 16" is so nice
How many centimeters though
Marvin
well an inch is 25.4mm so
the greates hawktuahcian thats ever lived
Me
3 centipeders
406.4mm
Do the math for me I'm lazy
Thanks
I got a 120 inch projector

Gemini trying to explain the existence of morals and laws
i both husk and cozy this
should I get the 48gb ram model
is this framework
MacBook is good
i mean if you have the money you may as well lol but 24gb is great imo but since you dev maybe 48gb would be more useful depending on your workload
i can’t wait to get a new macbook.. i gotta sell my current soon enough 😭 gotta get silver or space grey or something instead. i will probably wait for M5 though tbh but we’ll see
maybe 24 gb is enough for me considering I'm currently surviving on 8gb
that's impressive
how does apple offer 50gb for 1 dollar..
so many options
i do all my serious stuff on a 4gb laptop from 10 years ago
i would recommend 1tb even though i’m not even using half of 512gb… when i get my next one, i will get 1tb just because it will hopefully be my last for a very long time
backlit keyboard 🤤
get the chinese zhuyin one
I use pinyin
you will never go past 512gb on macos unless you're pirating or something
I got 8tb
i think you’re meming or maybe you’re actually lost it
I'm not even using a single TB of my 8 tb
are you talking about storage, or memory?
@rare trout imposter
i should clean up my macbook for the millionth time again… i do it like every few days at this point. I HATE THIS COLOR 😭
can we refer to storage as pantry
i need to take it somewhere for a professional cleaning but idk where does that even
i wish i stayed with my space grey…
yeah cuz i just have like 1tb of ram
Yes, I see all the reacts. Now answer the question.
i upgraded because i found myself needing 16inch display but the space black color sucks so bad and i regret it now
I didn’t register this until the reactions came in
my space grey was in perfect condition
swap
macos is so lightweight
i don’t wanna sell this one and buy another 😭 but i have no idea how dirty it’ll become and how much of the color will fade away as time goes on
Apple propaganda to excuse 8gb of ram on new laptops/desktops
how much is a clean macos install
windows takes 20-30
macos takes about 20
1 sec i'll google
8gb is a joke
dont forget about all the bloat windows installs too
arch takes 8
Idk what universe you re on
and arch is bloated when it comes to minimalist distros
okayy?? 😭 when were we talking about arch
I should get into Linux... modded Skyrim is really the only thing holding me back at this point
the exact same moment we talked about windows
i literally couldnt give two shits about windows or linux tbh
21gb of space macos is taking
Okay, but do you know why you shouldn't fart in the apple store?
Dual-booting is always an option
on my machine
windows always took 30gb
can you not run that through wine
os haters when they realize people have preferences
Regular Skyrim, yes. Modded is... weird.
All I do is code and play tf2, I don’t think there’s a better os than Linux for that
i will forever hate windows
you can "debloat" most system applications in half since each app contains two slices of the executable, one for intel and one for apple silicon
||Because they don't have windows.||
if you're on apple silicon you can go ahead and nuke the intel
again, macos is 20gb, is that not lightweight in todays standards?
windows is great for some things like playing videogames!
you can use protontricks and modorganizer2
windows takes 30
it literally is when compared to even most linux distros 😭 so insane… just because it’s not the top 5 most lightweight doesn’t mean it’s not???
no, it's not

Mint is the heaviest linux distro I know and it's like inbetween 20 and 25gb clean?
give me a os/distro with the same feature set as macos, and don't say a linux distro where you need to manually install stuff
no getting through to someone who blindly hates something… i use all three. windows, linux, and macos daily 
i know there are ones that are heavier for mega security operations but i don't know them because i don't really care
i quadruple boot my system how about that….
manually install stuff (write a single command)
(i don’t)
I suppose emulating windows 7 inside a linux installation for Skyrim is plausible.
i feel like linux and windows should be swapped
Why
windows so bloated
clearly we cant read
no i'm saying your condition is bad faith
manually install stuff clearly implies a lot more work for people who don't know than what it actually is
unironically true if you count android
assuming you have an android phone
...I wonder if I could boot into android on PC.
thats linux is it not?
you can
android does use a moded old linux kernel but no one would reasonably consider android a linux distro
whos going to stop me
why not
it is a distro
thats the whole point of a distro, the arch kernel is also tweaked
android uses linux right?
its a distro u can open a terminal on android and do linux stuff, linux has 50% market share in consumer os
when you talk about linux distributions you are evoking an idea that envolves more than just "what kernel is being used"
what else does it involve, is using gnu utils a core requirement of being a linux distro
insert gnu/linux copypasta here
exactly
or as i've recently started calling it, gnu+linux
it uses the linux kernel to provide an operating system therefore it is a linux distro
nu linux
Yes
Android uses the Linux kernel, but isn't a typical Linux distro.
ah yes ai is always right
@lapis lava save me
@lapis lava hawk me!!
that's a very good question, I don't think gnu utilities are a requirement personally, a linux kernel running a plan 9 utilities port would still be a linux distro in my eyes, I think any sort of utilities that is in the spirit of unix design philosophy, plus the linux kernel, makes a linux distro
i chew on pencils until i actually eat them
that's how i see it
alpine doesn't ship gnuware so no
so therefore androin is a linux distro
no, android lacks those utilities that are in the spirit of unix design philosophy
if i install gnu utils on an android will it become a distro
Its literally a distro
i dont see why libraries that are in use should be distro requirements
skill issue
Exactly
It uses the Linux kernel, it's a distro
A linux kernel shipped along some utilities package that are in the spirit of unix's design philosophy
This is so wrong
You can have a Linux kernel without those utilities
Linux is designed to run on anything
Hey what's everyone up to rn
utilities that are not in the spirit of unix's design philosophy
no one said otherwise
So then android is a distro
no
Why not, it uses the linux kernel
because it's not just using the kernel, as i said above three times
What else is it using
I can say that certainly the android on samsung phones isn't in the spirit of the unix philosophy. Goddamn thing installs more bloatware with every update.
What the fuck does this even mean
I can always remove the bloatware it's pretty easy
Same, but it's still a pain in the keister
unix's design philosophy is a well explored topic that I can't make justice in a discord chat
you're gonna have to go on google for that
All I have to do is get shizuku running via wireless debugging and use an app call canta
- Small, focused tools
- Everything is a file
- Pipes for composition
- Keep it simple
- Portability
tell me about Unix design philosophy
Yes!
That's how easy it is
Just go to Princeton and ask Brian Kernighan for an interview
and hope he has 2 hours of free time to answer that
sure
he will tell you to fuck off in a polite way most likely tho
or ignore it
This is what canta looks like
This app helps me remove any bloatware off the phone
It'll even show me which ones are safe to remove or not
@wide leaf
@fallow drum
@lapis lava
@unreal siren Gulf of Koishu when
Samsung just left us in the dust
I will never be buying from samsung again wtf
Fuck samsung
Well the obvious one is no application integration through piping streams which is the most defined feature of a unix workflow
got no gulfs near me 
AI on my pi...
Keeps delaying one ui 7, not telling customers ANYTHING, shitty phone design, shitty customer service, etc
this is why apple is better...
I agree
I fuckinf hate this phone
Don't have the money
my iPhone just fell screen facing the floor
second time it happened today
and it still works prefectly
Apple on top
this cable purchase still hurts me
Guhh I need a job so badly
Im stuck with this phone for another 3 years 💔 ARAGHAGAGAHAHHAH
i have around 400 under my name which might be enough to trade in my iPhone 13 in favor of a 15
i hate that i might have to actually agree with this
better than samsung at least
apple still bad though jajajajajajajajajajajaj
What phone do you recommend, then?
Yop








in the slightest
