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lc.tr Interieur de la carte(binnenkant)

1. INTRODUCTOIN : formule de politesse
   adressez vous a la personne, il peut s'agir d'un amoureux, mais aussi d'une amie

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-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from​ 🇫🇷 French to ​🇺🇸 English.

Inside the card (binnenkant)
1. INTRODUCTOIN: polite formula
address the person, it can be a lover, but also a friend```

Google Translate • labsCore

[junior ridge]

yeah right

[hollow surge]

hoe didn't the last step recquire me making a heart ouf ot romance related words

[main wyvern]

vhg @boreal torrent

[neon ferry]

🌈 lvviia is 0.04% gay

[hollow surge]

sweer

sweet

fucking jesus

how

[boreal torrent]

that's false.

[dusky forge]

It’s mostly a joke, though I do find the French to be insufferable and legitimately unpleasant to be around since they really don’t bathe much

[main crown]

you just trapped yourself

[dusky forge]

And are extremely rude

[boreal torrent]

well i thought i was aroace before

[hollow surge]

i do

[boreal torrent]

but i found i'm not

i'm just demisexual

[dusky forge]

Where proof otherwise

[boreal torrent]

paia

[noble quest]

lc.google demisexual

[night blaze]

Demisexuality

Demisexuality is a sexual orientation in which the individual does not experience primary sexual attraction – type of attraction that is based on immediately observable characteristics such as appearance or smell, and is experienced immediately after first encounter.⁽¹⁾

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[dusky forge]

I have no male friends irl

[junior ridge]

wheres the proof that you arent

[dusky forge]

My 6 ex girlfriends?

Uhhhh

Ummmm

Never Found a man attractive

[main wyvern]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 59.92% gay

[main wyvern]

too low

[hollow surge]

@boreal torrent faz minha tarefa de casa puta

[junior ridge]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 15.26% gay

[junior ridge]

lies

[dusky forge]

Funny lake?

[boreal torrent]

eu nem sei escrever frances vro eu so consigo ler frances 💔

[hollow surge]

porara

[boreal torrent]

eu nao to grindando no frances por falta de tempo

[hollow surge]

xiiii

[boreal torrent]

eita porra falei dms

[dusky forge]

See, no proof of me being gay

[hollow surge]

XIIIIII....

[main wyvern]

vhg @dusky forge

[neon ferry]

🌈 bryanonda is 77.36% gay

[hollow surge]

damn

[boreal torrent]

😭

[junior ridge]

LMAO

[hollow surge]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 82.58% gay

[junior ridge]

what were you saying

[boreal torrent]

don't worry about that

[dusky forge]

That’s just a discord bot that has no irl consequences

[boreal torrent]

😋

[junior ridge]

bro is 60% gayer than me and saying they not gay thats crazy......

[boreal torrent]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 0.04% gay

[boreal torrent]

that's so false

i miss when the bot said i was 96% gay 💔

[hollow surge]

i am 0 gay

[junior ridge]

what are you talking about??? venbot is extremely accurate with all its information

[boreal torrent]

voce ficaria com um femboy?

[dusky forge]

Change your username and the number will change

[meager rover]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[boreal torrent]

never

[hollow surge]

nao

[boreal torrent]

i changed my username way too much

[dusky forge]

Nop

[boreal torrent]

ok.

justo

meu amigo da escola é meio viado 😋 @hollow surge

olha dm

[dusky forge]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 85.39% gay

[dusky forge]

DAMN IT

[boreal torrent]

LOL

[dusky forge]

Well, whatever

[boreal torrent]

you ain't escaping bro

[dusky forge]

Now my username has a .behind it

[dusky forge]

Im still Not gay

[cerulean fog]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 21.46% gay

[cerulean fog]

You can have my 21.46% gayness @dusky forge ,get you over 100%

[dusky forge]

See, not gay

[cerulean fog]

Hate to break it to you bud

If you have to take a sexuality test, you're not straight

[dusky forge]

I took it like 2 years ago

Mostly because everyone was

[cerulean fog]

It's also quite close to bi...

[hollow surge]

atp you just kiss dudes

[dusky forge]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 33.52% gay

[dusky forge]

Fixed

[cerulean fog]

Does Bunny/Pynocord have an alternative Discord or nah?

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 21.46% gay

[dusky forge]

No

[cerulean fog]

Lmao the same twice in a row?

[dusky forge]

As in a server?

[cerulean fog]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 21.46% gay

[dusky forge]

It’s based on username

[cerulean fog]

I guess I'm 21.46%

[hollow surge]

vhg @jagged furnace

[neon ferry]

🌈 pwnky is 52.71% gay

[noble quest]

*userid

[dusky forge]

Whatever

Am sleepy

[cerulean fog]

Oh? I thought it was just random

[dusky forge]

Have work tomorrow and it’s gonna suck bc we‘re missing people

[cerulean fog]

Ye, or something like that

[dusky forge]

Like 6 people called out

[hollow surge]

sorry i'll return them

[dusky forge]

It’s locked down

[cerulean fog]

Ik

Hence why I asked alternative

Half the plugins are borked so I wanted to see if anyone had fixes

[dusky forge]

I guess you could ask in unbound since there’s a few people who use bunny there, but it’s also a different client

[cerulean fog]

Or if I had to go make my own

Idk what that is lol

[cerulean fog]

If it's userid based how'd bro change their numbers?

[dusky forge]

Its a full rewrite of enmity that also works on android now

[dusky forge]

I changed my username twice

[cerulean fog]

Idk what enmity is either lmao

[dusky forge]

Was the first iOS client

[cerulean fog]

You got link?

I take it you use enmity?

[hollow surge]

you have to be fucking kidding me

there was pen ink residue on my fucking pencil

and now i have to restart everything

oh fuck you

[cerulean fog]

Also, Anime girl pfp, any pronouns? Yeah, you're not straight

[hollow surge]

tbh pronouns are just words at the end of the day

[dusky forge]

Yes I am

[cerulean fog]

Why is there pen ink on your pencil tf?

[dusky forge]

It’s why I literally don’t care what anyone calls me

[hollow surge]

cuz my pen exploded with other pencil inside of the same pen holder

[dusky forge]

DMs

[cerulean fog]

Oh rip

[cerulean fog]

Mine should be open

[cerulean fog]

That's why idc about setting them

[hollow surge]

call me thy or some other pretentious shit idc

[dusky forge]

Sent an invite

[cerulean fog]

Thank

[cerulean fog]

Balls

[hollow surge]

check my pronouns

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is hopbush! (#d06da1)

[dusky forge]

Unbound is still in what’s basically a very early alpha, and i don’t even know if it’s stable and running properly on android, but I think some people got it running

iOS i think it works fine, but I think there’s legitimately 2 plugins

[cerulean fog]

It's a rewrite/supersedes enmity?

[dusky forge]

Yes

It shares nothing in common

Well, except I think they’re both in typescript

(Think)

[cerulean fog]

Aren't you on the dev team? Lol

Or just support

[dusky forge]

No I’m just an admin

I cant code

[cerulean fog]

L

[vapid adder]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 19.13% gay

[boreal torrent]

i miss the good ol' days

[fallow pawn]

what is vhungergames

[boreal torrent]

nothing

i was just being stupid because HG might also stand for Hunger Games

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-wiggle-gif-2716858081664499356

[vapid adder]

blobcatcozy

[boreal torrent]

as in the book series

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1339768694460387466/caption-13.gif

[boreal torrent]

WHAT

[keen junco]

who scared zoot away again

[boreal torrent]

it's like the first time i say it in months i think

💔

[vapid adder]

u

[keen junco]

no

[vapid adder]

yes

[keen junco]

yop

or he got banned

idk

[boreal torrent]

he got accidentally beaned

and he didn't join again i think

[hollow surge]

@paper gate

[boreal torrent]

audit log so big now

[bold adder]

the shig will shog and the wing will wonh

[hollow surge]

vwb

[neon ferry]

who?

[boreal torrent]

also why the fuck is this bookmarked

[keen junco]

vwb 289556910426816513

[neon ferry]

bro is not banne

[keen junco]

damn

[hollow surge]

he didn't leave

what are you talking about

[lavish schooner]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 4.13% gay

[vapid adder]

he said he got joke banned

i guess

[main wyvern]

a banni .zooter.

[keen junco]

i saw

[boreal torrent]

yes.

french so pretty

[main wyvern]

a banni .fres.

[empty storm]

ban command got forwarded and it worked because venbot is insane

[boreal torrent]

a banni .fres.

le bannissement de .zooter.

[vapid adder]

vwhybanne 289556910426816513

[neon ferry]

bro is not banne

[vapid adder]

oh

[boreal torrent]

french is confusing to me sometimes

because ele in portuguese means he

elle in french means she

[vapid adder]

french is cool

[boreal torrent]

💔

[boreal torrent]

it is

[vapid adder]

do u know portuguese

[boreal torrent]

NOP

[hollow surge]

what

it actually does work

:sob

[main wyvern]

vexecute

[boreal torrent]

portuguese is my native language

[vapid adder]

oh

i learning portuguese

[junior ridge]

vexplosion when

[boreal torrent]

oo cool

[vapid adder]

yes

[hollow surge]

explosion du raquette

[boreal torrent]

which portuguese tho

[vapid adder]

brazilian

[boreal torrent]

PEAK

[empty storm]

blow up 💥

[hollow surge]

peak

[boreal torrent]

você é foda.

[hollow surge]

vc é fd krl

[vapid adder]

ok well idk the word for food but i assume that’s food

[boreal torrent]

foda is like

based in english

[hollow surge]

yes

[hollow surge]

no

[open pasture]

explod

[boreal torrent]

food is "comida" 😭

[hollow surge]

foda means everything at once

[boreal torrent]

REAL

vai se fuder

[hollow surge]

foda means bad, good, medium, fuck you,

@vapid adder you will hate how brazillian swearwords work

it is so stupid

[vapid adder]

u know its confusing because “é” is like “is” or “it is” and in english u say “you are” not “you is” so i get very confused with “você é …”

[vapid adder]

how

[hollow surge]

it is so dumb i can't even begin to exaplin

[boreal torrent]

yeah because we got different forms for you

singular = você

plural = vocês

você é, vocês são

[hollow surge]

and then you also have the portuguese "tu" and "vós"

[boreal torrent]

yeah

no one uses vós tho

[hollow surge]

no people in portugal do

[vapid adder]

i think it uses third person conjugation for second person and third person

[hollow surge]

[vapid adder]

cuz like

você come

ela come

[boreal torrent]

i mean in brazil

[vapid adder]

right

[boreal torrent]

yea

[vapid adder]

ya

[radiant creek]

[vapid adder]

so it’s kinda hard 2 translate a little bit

[boreal torrent]

não explica oq é comer.. @hollow surge

[hollow surge]

@vapid adder be very careful when saying you will eat someone alive becau

[hollow surge]

if you say so

[vapid adder]

WHAT

[hollow surge]

tava no meio da explicação

[boreal torrent]

YES

explica explica.

agora vc expliica

[vapid adder]

WHY WILL I EAT SOMEONE ALIVE

[boreal torrent]

so

[hollow surge]

idk sometimes i just say "i will eat you alive"

[boreal torrent]

if you say you're going to eat someone

[hollow surge]

like in english

but yeah in portuguese

[boreal torrent]

it means you're going to fuck them 😭

[hollow surge]

[radiant creek]

[vapid adder]

WHAT

[hollow surge]

comer both means to eat and to bang someone

[junior ridge]

what?

[radiant creek]

Hrmm

[hollow surge]

comi sua mãe :blobcatcozy:

what the fuck

[boreal torrent]

yeah.

[vapid adder]

is it cuz like

[hollow surge]

unblobcatcoziable

[vapid adder]

am i allowed to say this in vencord

[hollow surge]

don't try to find a logic i don't think there is one

[bold adder]

wait

[radiant creek]

Comer simpson

[vapid adder]

is it cuz like

[boreal torrent]

there's no logic.

[keen junco]

bonjour

[vapid adder]

ok.

[bold adder]

wtf since i have a twitch sub i can use those channel emotes anywhere

and even react

[keen junco]

yop

[hollow surge]

i know what you want to say but no it isn't

also if you want to make up words for "penis" in portuguese just make sure every vowel is an "i" and it ends with "im" or "inho"

[vapid adder]

my vocabulary is veryimited

[vapid adder]

iim

[hollow surge]

@boreal torrent piririnho

[junior ridge]

:3

[vapid adder]

sou ruim no cozinho

[boreal torrent]

😭

[boreal torrent]

DON'T SAY THAT

[vapid adder]

or something like that

[vapid adder]

WHAT

HOW

[hollow surge]

DONT

LMAO

[boreal torrent]

you said you're bad at your ass

[vapid adder]

WHAT

[hollow surge]

no they're saying "i'm bad with buttholes"

[vapid adder]

ARE U SRS

[hollow surge]

okay i guess it's both

[boreal torrent]

yeah

[hollow surge]

yeah 😭

one vowel away

[boreal torrent]

do you mean

[vapid adder]

omg

[boreal torrent]

sou ruim em cozinhar

[vapid adder]

WHY IS IT COZINHAR

[boreal torrent]

LOL

[hollow surge]

cuz it's a verb

😭

[vapid adder]

COZINHO IS FIRST PERSON

[hollow surge]

cozinho is like "i cook"

[vapid adder]

oh

[hollow surge]

but you used cozinho like it's a place

which sounds awfully close to "cuzinho"

meaning butthole

[vapid adder]

cuzinho

this is hard

[hollow surge]

yep

[vapid adder]

i’m gonna accidentslly say horrible stuff to portuguese people

[hollow surge]

i'm sure portuguese has liek 150 billion fucking verbs but we use 6 of them

it's funny

[boreal torrent]

real

[hollow surge]

"vos comeras" nem

[vapid adder]

oh it’s true

[boreal torrent]

real

no one saying that shit

"tu comeu?"

[vapid adder]

is that how u guys

spot the

[hollow surge]

"vos comeras" is like using "thy" casually

[boreal torrent]

the gringos?

yeah

also the europeans

[vapid adder]

ewww

portugal

[hollow surge]

sometimes not evne that

[vapid adder]

ewww

[hollow surge]

just fucking

"ses

[boreal torrent]

😭

[hollow surge]

"ses comeu?"

[boreal torrent]

real

[vapid adder]

what is comeu

[hollow surge]

past tense comer

[boreal torrent]

^

did eat

[vapid adder]

comer is like

to eat

[boreal torrent]

yeah

[vapid adder]

right

[hollow surge]

yepe

[vapid adder]

ok

[boreal torrent]

also to bang

[hollow surge]

can gringos even understand brazillian humour

[vapid adder]

am i a gringo

[hollow surge]

cuz like how is a gringo finding "home" and "mulé" funny

[boreal torrent]

where are you from

[vapid adder]

américa

[boreal torrent]

yeah

[hollow surge]

yes

[boreal torrent]

you are

[hollow surge]

you are a gringo

[vapid adder]

noooooo

[hollow surge]

definition

[vapid adder]

i don’t wanna be

plz

[boreal torrent]

dw

brazilians love gringos

[hollow surge]

step in brazil and you're getting robbed blind

😭

[boreal torrent]

brazilians will do like

[vapid adder]

noooooo

[empty storm]

insane chat

[boreal torrent]

5 backflips

when you tell them you're learning portuguese

[vapid adder]

y

[hollow surge]

my mom had these rich kids in her neighborhood, everytime they came home they were just in their underwear because they kept getting robbed

even the clothes bro 😭

[vapid adder]

i hate when ppl are bad at speaking english

[boreal torrent]

because people tend to only care about spanish and french

[vapid adder]

ohhh

[boreal torrent]

no one cares about brazil 💔

[boreal torrent]

LOL

[empty storm]

tbf thats a more structural thing

[hollow surge]

cuz saying "brazil" will activate a sleeper agent in every brazillian person within a 2km radius

[vapid adder]

i learning portuguese because a roblox games i played had a lot of brazilian community

[empty storm]

we arent offered any other languages to try learning besides spanish in french

in my hs even you could only learn spanish

[boreal torrent]

we only learn portuguese and english in school here

[hollow surge]

i want to learn anything but french

[boreal torrent]

some school do teach you spanish

[hollow surge]

french is so dumb

[boreal torrent]

french is an awesome language fym

it's very unique

[vapid adder]

wanna know what’s crazy

[dusky forge]

I took 2 years of Spanish and didn’t learn anything

[hollow surge]

unique doesn't mean good

[vapid adder]

my high school is teaching japanese

but not portuguese

[boreal torrent]

linguistically speaking

[spring trellis]

i must buy

[boreal torrent]

it makes it interesting

[dusky forge]

I learned more German in 2 years than I did Spanish

[empty storm]

i havent learned anything from my spanish classes or my one semester of french

[boreal torrent]

lol

[empty storm]

all of it gone

[boreal torrent]

meanwhile i studied spanish for 5 minutes

and i can understand most spanish

[vapid adder]

yes

[hollow surge]

everytime i tell people i am learning japanese they think i'm like "b-b-baka! oi oi oi" like mf stfu i just like how expressive the language is

[boreal torrent]

because well

[dusky forge]

I’d rather learn German or Vietnamese

[boreal torrent]

i already speak portuguese

spanish is just drunk oversimplified portuguese

[empty storm]

if you speak english natively german is easier to learn than most lanuages

[hollow surge]

i used to play in roblox family roleplays servers with spanish people when i was 7 and i learned atleast a little bit of spanish

[empty storm]

because english is in itself a germanic language

[vapid adder]

sometimes i said

[dusky forge]

Tbh I’ll probably end up learning German or Korean at some point if I end up stationed there

[boreal torrent]

[vapid adder]

todos voces são ruins

[boreal torrent]

por quê

🥺

[vapid adder]

and that made me feel very good

[hollow surge]

idk why but that sounds gringo like

[vapid adder]

WHAT IS POR QUE

omg

[boreal torrent]

"why"

[hollow surge]

"why"

[vapid adder]

oh

[hollow surge]

it's like porque but nothing changes

it's just porque but por que

[boreal torrent]

porque = because
por que = why

it's stupid

[hollow surge]

WHAT

wait what

i didn't even know that

[boreal torrent]

SEE

not even brazilians know that

😭

[hollow surge]

native brazillian and i didn't even fucking know that

hello???

[boreal torrent]

vc só é burro mesmo.

[vapid adder]

ok it’s cuz

[boreal torrent]

/lh

[hollow surge]

eu vou te quebrar em dois

[vapid adder]

i played roblox game with brazilian community

[boreal torrent]

cola na minha favela e tenta a sorte.

[vapid adder]

i liked talking shit

[hollow surge]

vou mandar os europeu

[vapid adder]

talking shit is very super fun a lot

[boreal torrent]

tudo palito

nao vao fazer porra nenhuma

[hollow surge]

verdade

vou comer

[vapid adder]

why is the m in bem bad

[hollow surge]

😳

[boreal torrent]

o seu valdir de 45 anos chega do trabalho bebado e espanca os europeus

[vapid adder]

i mean

fuck

[hollow surge]

to com fome adios

[vapid adder]

why is the m in bem silent

[hollow surge]

no it's not

[boreal torrent]

it's not

[vapid adder]

oh

r u sure

[boreal torrent]

mhmm

[vapid adder]

like in tudo bem

u sure u

pronoujce the m

[boreal torrent]

lemme send a voice message

so you'll know how we pronounce it

[vapid adder]

or is it the

n in ing

sound

[boreal torrent]

bem is like

"be-in"

it's funny

[vapid adder]

is it like the m in sim

[boreal torrent]

yes

[vapid adder]

o

what is no

like portuguese no

not english no

is it like

at

or in

or something

[boreal torrent]

"sim tudo bem"

no is like

in, on, and at

negation would be não

"I know" -> Eu sei
"I don't know" -> Eu não sei

[vapid adder]

yes i não

EU SEI NÃO

ok

[boreal torrent]

sei não also works yeah

[vapid adder]

oh

didn’t portuguese have double negation

[boreal torrent]

but if you have something after "sei" then it doesn't work

[vapid adder]

i saw a youtube video

[boreal torrent]

mhm

but it's optional

Eu não sei não

[vapid adder]

não sei não

[boreal torrent]

yea

[vapid adder]

eu não como nao

is it

[boreal torrent]

yaayy u got it

mhm

[vapid adder]

yayyyy

do people do that

[boreal torrent]

yeah

[vapid adder]

it’s gonna trip me up

:(

[boreal torrent]

everyone does that lol

[open pasture]

porch of geese

[boreal torrent]

Eu não sei fazer isso não

"i don't know how to do it"

[vapid adder]

WHAT IS FAZER

[boreal torrent]

but with double negation

[hollow surge]

no i disagree

[boreal torrent]

to do

[hollow surge]

it's like be im

[vapid adder]

ooh

[hollow surge]

like the brand

faze

[boreal torrent]

it doesn't similar at all

to english's m

[hollow surge]

not like "i'm" i mena like

[boreal torrent]

fym then 😭

[hollow surge]

idk it sounds the same to me

[boreal torrent]

it DOESN'T

[hollow surge]

jut "im"

[vapid adder]

i wanna sound like a native speaker

is my goal

[hollow surge]

the m sounds the same but the i doesn't

[boreal torrent]

what accent are you trying to learn

[vapid adder]

ok well

i need to learn the

[hollow surge]

it's like if in was with m iinstead of n

[vapid adder]

language first

[boreal torrent]

I think São Paulo accent would be easier to you since you're American

[hollow surge]

no

go nordeste

[boreal torrent]

nop

[hollow surge]

fuck all

norderstino accent is absolutely bonkers banana nuts

[boreal torrent]

I speak both northeastern accent and São Paulo accent because I have family from both places

PWNKY

ELE É GRINGO

ELE VAI SOFRER COM SOTAQUE NORDESTINO

[vapid adder]

nooo

[hollow surge]

EU SEI

MAS é ENGRAçADO

[vapid adder]

sou não gringo

ok

[boreal torrent]

yes you are 💔

[vapid adder]

não

plz

[boreal torrent]

everyone that isn't latino is gringo

[vapid adder]

nooooooooo

[hollow surge]

northeastern portuguese is so fnuny because out of 10 words 8 of them are just saramandaia and don't actually exist

[boreal torrent]

it means "foreigner", essentially

there's nothing wrong with being a gringo smh

[vapid adder]

is that a portuguese word

[hollow surge]

yeah

also spanish

[boreal torrent]

both portuguese and spanish

[boreal torrent]

tf is a saramandaia

is it like

[vapid adder]

do people use ruin

ruin

[boreal torrent]

gibberish

[vapid adder]

RUIN

[boreal torrent]

ruim?

[vapid adder]

FUCK

[boreal torrent]

yes

[vapid adder]

YES

RUIM

[boreal torrent]

there's also paia

isso é paia; isso é ruim

paia is slang tho

[vapid adder]

wait watch this

[hollow surge]

it's a novela that used to just fucking make up words for no reason

[vapid adder]

vc é ruim e eu sou bom

DID I DO IT

[hollow surge]

paia is slang for like boring, right

[hollow surge]

yop

use "tu é ruim" for less gringolike action

[vapid adder]

wait but look i used

vc

[hollow surge]

vc is right yes

[vapid adder]

WHATTT

i thought everyone used

vc

você

[hollow surge]

i mean we do

[boreal torrent]

yeah

[vapid adder]

but like

[hollow surge]

or is tu just a northeastern thing

[vapid adder]

always

[hollow surge]

no

[boreal torrent]

pretty much lol

[vapid adder]

i don’t like it

[hollow surge]

we have "tu "ce" "voce"

[vapid adder]

try

[boreal torrent]

but my family is from northeastern so i use "tu"

[vapid adder]

ty

hi

TU

FUCK

[boreal torrent]

tu and vc both work

[hollow surge]

hawk

[vapid adder]

so could i just always do vc

or vice

code

você

like will anyone notice

[boreal torrent]

yeah

[vapid adder]

oh

[boreal torrent]

you could but

that sounds way too formal

[hollow surge]

true

[boreal torrent]

you could just strip the "vo" out of the "você" to sound more natural

cê é ruim

[hollow surge]

yeah true

idk i like tu

[vapid adder]

tu é puta

[hollow surge]

sounds fnuny

[vapid adder]

did i do it

[boreal torrent]

LMFAO

YES

[hollow surge]

😭

uma

tu é uma puta

[vapid adder]

oh

shut up ok

[boreal torrent]

tu é puta also works

smh

[hollow surge]

wait true

i'm biased

[vapid adder]

wait rlly

[boreal torrent]

tu é duas putas @vapid adder

[boreal torrent]

yes

[hollow surge]

yeah it does

[vapid adder]

WHAT IS DUAS

[boreal torrent]

two

[vapid adder]

wait watch this

[hollow surge]

2

[vapid adder]

mds

see

i know

shortening

[hollow surge]

two, "tu é duas puta" basically means "you are the equivalent of two bitches"

[vapid adder]

contraction

things

MDS!!!!!

[hollow surge]

MDS!!!!

[vapid adder]

yes

[hollow surge]

mds mn tu é pt msm né krlh

vtmnc ent

[vapid adder]

ok what the fuck

[hollow surge]

fdp da prr

[shrewd imp]

This phrase is Portuguese slang. "mds" is "oh my god," "mn" is "bro," "tu é pt msm né krlh" roughly translates to "you're really Portuguese, right?"

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

what does this mean

[boreal torrent]

DON'T DO THAT

[vapid adder]

it’s all contractionsdddd

noooo

[hollow surge]

no

[vapid adder]

WHAT IS IT

[boreal torrent]

prr is a shortened form of "porra"

no one is going to do that

he's just being a bitch

[vapid adder]

what is porra

[boreal torrent]

fuck

[vapid adder]

oh

[boreal torrent]

just like caralho

caralho is fuck too

[hollow surge]

mds "meu deus" mn "mano" tu é "tu é" pt "puta" msm "mesmo" né "né" krlh "caralho"

[boreal torrent]

😭

[hollow surge]

WHAT YES THEY DO

[vapid adder]

(i know the r is pronounced like an h sometimes but sometimes it’s also a tap r)

[boreal torrent]

only lazy people do that shit

[vapid adder]

just to be clear on my

[boreal torrent]

fun fact

[vapid adder]

portuguese expertise

[hollow surge]

double R = H

[dusky forge]

neuken in de keuken

[vapid adder]

yes i was thinking that but i didnt wanna sound stupid if i was wrong

ok

[hollow surge]

ik ga u neuken in mijn keuken

[boreal torrent]

it sounds just like the English R in São Paulo when it's in the middle of the word

like porta

[hollow surge]

no

[vapid adder]

yes it’s like trill but

only one

it’s like a d

but short

[boreal torrent]

São Paulo has the biggest population iirc

I will pronounce it with both a São Paulo accent and a general accent as well

[vapid adder]

ž

[hollow surge]

don't

wait

oh fuck you internet

nevermind

[hollow surge]

yes

SIGHHHH

[junior ridge]

unban my nickname when

[vapid adder]

i’m gonna die if i can’t

[dusky forge]

Homeowner insurance

[hollow surge]

@dusky forge ben je een nederlander

[vapid adder]

@junior ridge

do that

(i bypassed)

(don’t tell mods)

[boreal torrent]

@vapid adder

porta means door btw

[dusky forge]

Not in the slightest, what I said in Dutch was the only thing I know in Dutch

[hollow surge]

😔

[dusky forge]

I also have no idea what you said there I’m just guessing

[vapid adder]

portapotty

[vapid adder]

STOP

[dusky forge]

Guys did you know the word homeowner has the banned word in it

[vapid adder]

IT WASNT ME

[lapis lava]

i just wanted to send every greet sticker

[vapid adder]

IT WAS @junior ridge

[hollow surge]

nin0

[vapid adder]

SHE MADE ME DO IT

[lapis lava]

@stark herald homeowwwwwwner

[hollow surge]

hawk tuahh

[bold adder]

captcha

[lapis lava]

ho me overwatch ner

[bold adder]

yes it is in the balls

[hollow surge]

mener

[vapid adder]

WHY IS IT AN ENGLISH R

[boreal torrent]

são paulo is funny

[hollow surge]

cuz sao paulo is dumb

[vapid adder]

EU CHORO

[boreal torrent]

we just say it like that here

[boreal torrent]

seu cu

cala a boca mlk

[vapid adder]

(choro means cry)

[boreal torrent]

yeah

it comes from the verb chorar

[hollow surge]

vou te botar de cabeça pra baixo e te sacudir tipo os desenho animado

[boreal torrent]

vai nao

[vapid adder]

(i can tell people to cry harder by saying chora mais)

[boreal torrent]

vc tem 1.70 de altura vro 💔

real

[vapid adder]

and i learned it

from

someone telling me

to cry harder

[boreal torrent]

i'm learning spanish mostly to avoid getting insulted when playing with hispanohablantes

because otherwise

they're just gonna call me "BRAZUCA MONITO DE MIERDA"

[hollow surge]

that is like general "i do"

[hollow surge]

EU NAO SEI DE ONDE CES TIRARAM ISSO

EU NEM SEI O MEU TAMANHO

[hollow surge]

for "i am currently crying" is "eu to/estou chorando"

pqp essa internet de mrd

[boreal torrent]

eu chutei alto ainda.

[hollow surge]

vtmnc porra

[vapid adder]

brazilian (something idk) of shit

[boreal torrent]

it means

"shitty brazilian monkey"

[vapid adder]

plz

[boreal torrent]

that's just xenophobic yeah

[vapid adder]

fucked up

[boreal torrent]

on god

[hollow surge]

all of latin america hates eachother but we also love eachother

it's like banter

[vapid adder]

do u like americans

[hollow surge]

yes

[boreal torrent]

brazilians love americans

[hollow surge]

principally the robbers

[boreal torrent]

LOL

[hollow surge]

@vapid adder fun fact you can jut stack swearwords in portuguese

[boreal torrent]

yeah

[hollow surge]

"tu é vadia puta merda do caralho"

[boreal torrent]

YOP

[hollow surge]

does it make sense? no

[boreal torrent]

foda-se vadia puta de merda do caralho

[hollow surge]

calaboca vadia puta

are there any slurs in portuguese actaully

the only ones i think exist is like the one for trans people

[boreal torrent]

yes

[hollow surge]

and all the rest are just common words people use

like on a daily basis

for no reason at all

[boreal torrent]

i get called racial slurs daily vro

💔

[main wyvern]

[open pasture]

what happened
where is the other off topic channel

[vapid adder]

PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA

[hollow surge]

puta phonk

[boreal torrent]

NDSJIDSBHSDFUDFSZ NOT LIKE THAT

[vapid adder]

HOW

[hollow surge]

hits you with the puta³

[glass shell]

hi vencord

who wants to get scammed

[vapid adder]

PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA

[hollow surge]

you have to use atleast different wrods

like puta caralho puta vadia caralho de merda

[glass shell]

PWHUTAA tu madre la gorda idiota

[boreal torrent]

haii

[glass shell]

my spanish friend has control on my computer

[boreal torrent]

girl

[glass shell]

parsec

[boreal torrent]

we are teaching someone portuguese rn

🔥

[glass shell]

hola

[boreal torrent]

olá

[hollow surge]

vou matar

tinha que ser francesa mesmo

[glass shell]

no se portugues

[boreal torrent]

eu te ensino.

[hollow surge]

so frances com essas sacanagem do caralho

[glass shell]

bien

[boreal torrent]

não fale isso 😢

[glass shell]

youre a bit rusty

[vapid adder]

a

[glass shell]

youre a bit rusty

[hollow surge]

@main wyvern

[boreal torrent]

my english is a bit rusty

[open pasture]

youre a rusty bit

[glass shell]

oh we thought of the same joke thats crazy hahah

[boreal torrent]

my spanish is a bit rusty

my portuguese is a bit rusty

my french is... i don't speak french yet

[glass shell]

there are two people controlling this account right now i sound insane

[hollow surge]

amazing

[boreal torrent]

WHY

[glass shell]

three if we count my multiple personalities

[hollow surge]

it would be funnier if you didn't say this...

[glass shell]

what do you mean multiple personalities

u know

jessica

jessica out

[hollow surge]

jessica

[vapid adder]

what is the cat onomatopoeia

[glass shell]

don;t ever talk to my werewolf brian again.

[boreal torrent]

jessica

[hollow surge]

@boreal torrent nao tem aquele meme da jessica

[boreal torrent]

sim

[hollow surge]

esqueci

[boreal torrent]

já acabou jéssica 😹

[glass shell]

you cant just use an inside joke in a public server

[hollow surge]

😭

[glass shell]

I heard u the first time

i forgot you could hear my mic

[hollow surge]

já acabou jéssica 😹

[glass shell]

thats kinda creepy

[vapid adder]

what is the cat onomatopoeia in portuguese

[glass shell]

youre like hacker

[boreal torrent]

i can't say it

[glass shell]

yeah

[boreal torrent]

it's automodded 💔

[hollow surge]

yeah its automodded

[vapid adder]

oh

[boreal torrent]

it's the same as in german

[glass shell]

I can actually turn on your camera

that'd funny

but I wanna eep

[last siren]

ZUTOMAYO reference?!!!??!!

[glass shell]

mgyoo d night

my cameras off anyways

good nightt

[last siren]

gn

[boreal torrent]

gn

[hollow surge]

essa piada morreu 5 anos atraz chega desenterrei um defunto agora em

pooooorra

[boreal torrent]

SIM

[empty storm]

gwa

[glass shell]

ok back to work

[boreal torrent]

"atraz" 💔

[hollow surge]

me mama puta

[boreal torrent]

jamais

eu gosto de mulher.

[hollow surge]

eu nao falo portugues tanto assim mais nao

to na porra da belgica

[vapid adder]

EU FALO PORTUGUESE

[hollow surge]

é de fude

[boreal torrent]

e vc ainda tem coragem de falar mal de frances

seu fdp

vc tá morando na frança bootleg

[empty storm]

fear

[hollow surge]

frances e belga

tudo puta

[glass shell]

so yeah no i let my friend into my pc

[boreal torrent]

belga é frances bootleg

[glass shell]

i dont speak a word of spanish

[hollow surge]

nao

so a parte sul da belgica é frança bootleg

[vapid adder]

why is the plural ruim ruins

[hollow surge]

because m + s = ns

[boreal torrent]

^

[vapid adder]

how

[hollow surge]

a de cima é bootleg da holanda

[vapid adder]

sins

[empty storm]

i hate this

[hollow surge]

that's not a real word i think

[vapid adder]

yes

BONS

[hollow surge]

@vapid adder btw you don't HAVE to use plural when talking about plural

[vapid adder]

BENS

[hollow surge]

just use a plural pronoun and stack the word ontop of it

[vapid adder]

google translate told me to

[hollow surge]

"olha ali os ruim"

ruim = singular
but
os = plural

[empty storm]

google translate so bad

[hollow surge]

so ruim = plural

[keen junco]

Me gusto polla

[glass shell]

what did my friend reply to you by the way

and what did you say to me in the first place

[vapid adder]

PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA PUTA

[hollow surge]

@glass shell
don;t ever talk to my werewolf brian again.

[glass shell]

i talked to her through notepad

[glass shell]

its from a copypasta a friend of mine wrote

[vapid adder]

i’m a moon

i think

[hollow surge]

not a full one

jt a moon

[vapid adder]

WAIT

eu sou uma lua

?

[hollow surge]

i mean yeah that's right

but like are you a moon

[vapid adder]

sim

[spring trellis]

i’ve talked to people through netcat before

[hollow surge]

and didi

who is didi

[glass shell]

didi is the name of my friend

[spring trellis]

mostly to send PGP-signed messages

[glass shell]

who took control of my pc

[hollow surge]

tell them to start making parties

[vapid adder]

@boreal torrent WHERE ARE U

[hollow surge]

dead

buried

[glass shell]

they just went to sleep

[hollow surge]

morreu

[glass shell]

hence the good night

[boreal torrent]

não

[main wyvern]

livia will explode

[boreal torrent]

eu tava falando com mulher vro 💔

[vapid adder]

what is meu

[boreal torrent]

never

[boreal torrent]

my

[junior ridge]

nop

[vapid adder]

what is me

[hollow surge]

meu pau na sua mão

[spring trellis]

it’s the only one for sale in australia OH MY GOD

i wish i had the money

[vapid adder]

is mao mom

[boreal torrent]

depends on the context

[hollow surge]

btw everytime someone says anything rhyming with "ão" you say "meu pau na sua mão"