#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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i clogged the toilet 2x
no visual consistency
that's what Google tried to fix with Material You and literally no one updated their app for that design language
the bidet
is on the mfing toilet
while theres shit on ir
another day at school bro
wtf
apple shitting and pissing their pants rn
they should shut this down
I hate this
move
wrong
Deepfakes of tim apple
apple is powerless to stop this and is squirming in the eu
i love it
huskkk
nin0
you have not met your quota of activity in salemsexsperts
you will now be beat
can you buy me an hour of AWS Braket time
0.5 existence
A scientist runs a quantum machine learning algorithm on the Rigetti quantum computer using Amazon Braket Hybrid Jobs in the AWS US West (N. California) Region. This job includes 50 iterations, each with 2 tasks that have 100 shots. The cost to run this job includes a per-task charge of $0.30, plus each run of the 100 shots at a per-shot price of $0.00090, for each iteration. The scientist also uses an ml.p3.8xlarge job instance ($14.688 per hour) for the entire duration of the job, which lasts 26 minutes.
@lapis lava can you get me https://aws.amazon.com/ground-station/
AWS Ground Station is a fully managed service that lets you control satellite communications, downlink and process satellite data, and scale your satellite operations quickly, easily and cost-effectively without having to worry about building or managing your own ground station infrastructure
vencoin
powered by AWS Blockchain
@lapis lava move to america
our schools have the best security https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lOwkxVJ-o50?feature=share
Enjoy!
#Clarkinc
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is aqua from oshi no ko
bro my school keeps sending phish emails to me now
im not that dumb
but i wanna click it
Fearful
props to police people because there's no way in hell i'm gonna open a freezer to find a dead body
u prolly won't get hacked by opening an email
vcotd
no i won't but
it'll make me go through phishing training again
even though ik what that is
wtf is phishing training
i click phishing links to report and nuke the webhook later 
stupid system
for me
i wanna click :((((((
this is
so stupidly dumb actualy
like this is dumb af
they should have put a link inside the email
cuz ain't opening an email ever kill nobody
linus bare naked trying to save his channels
@wide leaf
dropping casual hard Rs while doing it
Here's a dm my girlfriend just got
oh
interesting
surely it's for a scientific study
You'd think they'd say that then
would you believe them
I would show my uvula
uwula
No but I would consider it for 0.1 seconds longer
set phasers to shock and awe
i don't think we should have that
i wanna play with it
they should let me
it would be funny to vaporize wings house
i don't think the us military should have a giant laser tbh
elon will write ai that controls it
lc.g palantir
-# Software company
Palantir Technologies Inc. is an American publicly traded company that specializes in software platforms for big data analytics. Headquartered in Denver, Colorado, it was founded by Peter Thiel, Stephen Cohen, Joe Lonsdale, and Alex Karp in 2003. ⁽¹⁾
but its cool
i will use it to cut my pizza
lasers are cool i think
yeah who is gonna tell them no
they will make bigger laser and it'll cost $5
id be more concerned if like north korea had it
otherwise its cool i want one
i don't really think any military should have one actually
its inevitable someone would have made it eventually
@cosmic otter i have a laser that can burn through stuff and also instantly blind you
Yeah i think so, also it depends on like medical conditions maybe? Not sure about that last one
true but i don't have to like it
ill shine it at you
needy ass ex
i think lasers are cool
but not as weapons
fire and wheel were mistakes
you have rectified your response
good

wer is the supor chanel
i like them for science
nvm found it
@cosmic otter wer is the supor chanel
cant access
good
i don't think you want in...
@paper gate you love twitch causing phone to heat up
yop
hi vencord
hi
is he just eating nothing
i have a question
okaay go ahead
i was thinking of downloading this application but my concern is if there is a possibility of getting banned
oh, i'm sorry
thank you!! that helped sm
bambik
I am doing smth that is possibly a bad idea
I am installing gentoo,,,
im called the toilet clogger
What
good day people of vencord :3
you should clog my toilet
whuh ???
you do now
you're welcome !
hey valerie
idk i was too young to have played late 90s pc games
what do you call a twitching cow?
Beef jerky.
i shouldve known
good afternoon
quake 3 arena 🗣️ it will barely run
lmao
what do you call a board that passed out
idk when i had my pentium4 pc all i was doing was playing popcap games and watching my brothers look through newgrounds on it
What do you call a board that passed out?
idk i forgot
Shiggy
Thanks
i still think about me having the brainrot role
miku
i wish someone would run v- brain rot on me
vencord hatsune miku
Stop! Don't talk to me! Loser emo wanna be like yo, totally!
https://www.ypsidanger.com/homebrew-is-great-on-linux/ macifying Linux 🔥
(Originally from October 2023, updated September 2024)
I'm a strong believer in the next generation Linux desktop model - which splits what is typically one monolithic system into different layers. This has been great for us at Universal Blue because it allows us to reuse Fedora's OCI images to deliver
Don't support Discord until the devs stop being shitters
what did they do
I have no clue what I'm doing but I'm having fun 🗣️
long ass install process tho
They ruined a perfectly good chat client is what they did
gonna continue when I wake up probably
oh by adding all paid shit and ads
fortunately theres vencord
and ignoring quality of life stuff, yeah
so pay vencord instead of discord
i already did
i will pay you
will you?
no
pay me to shut up? lmao
(I would take your money and not shut up)
if i delete system32 will it boost my fps
lol yes
ok i deleted it
the computer is pretty fine
it's running more fps
but i can't open any apps
erm
now delete the windows folder
I actually wonder
😱
i already did
like everything is 64 bit now, so I wonder if deleting system32 would really do anything
now delete windows
extreme fps boost
now run this on your linux terminal rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
I'd be wary of deleting system64
it's only called system32 for compatibility reasons
it still contains required files for the os to boot
oh fair enough
syswow64 contains the 64-bit libraries tho
similar to how the main drive is C instead of A since A and B were both reserved for floppy drives back in the day
Who up shiggying
me fr,,,
me if you gift me a game on steam
the baby in the yellow
why is french bad
why does it exist
can someone explode every word written in french
you bet i do buddy
wrongnemoji
it sucks ass
but the rest
fr*nch
why do they call it fr*nch toast when it's just egg bread?
fr*nch fries, it's just cut up potatoes
fr*nch waffles are the same, really belgian

doesn't load for me
cuz school network
GOD i need a vpn
BAD
someone tell me a good free vpn
i'm in italy, the best country in the world for food and places
nothing
there's no free vpn
except proton
I've heard lots of good things about nord vpn
which is limited in the free plan
why is fr*nch censored bro
because it uscks ass
what is it limited to
toast
you can't select the country you want
i don'tneed to select the country i think
it probably defaults to fr*nce
i'll pretend like it's not
had my auto translaye on
can someone send me a .exe with the installer for protonvpn
you guys can say french
my school blocks the website
lol
sure
i have the installer DM me
you're a white name too, though!
trust no one, not even yourself
installer too large for discord
i already got it
fakenitro could be improved
😂
bro dirty minded
like nick eh 30!
alt + f4 dirty minded
you know i never back down never what
its under ProtonVPN_v3.5.1_x64.exe right?
proton vpn installer is ProtonVPN_v3.5.1_x64.exe
discord be enshittificating their app more and more with each update
yes
enshittfication
need this anime now…
Or just use catbox for free 200mb
faye please remove the brain rot role from me
okay why does my internet break if i run vpn
unbelievable
do i have to like tame it or something
how many bones
Bro I got it yesterday and it was so ugly but it went away when I restarted my pc
how many bones do i have to give it
Yes
slice of life anime where user tries to use some random vpn and then gets teleported to a random area in the country they’re connecting to and must find a way to live 
You have to feed it your own bones
not up t me. you can make an appeal in #📩-modmail or talk to the person who gave it to you
They always reconnect to the VPN at the end of the season and it transports them to a new country for the new season
Minecraft anime
it was some random sketchy site that disappears after they used it once

mugman will make
ye
mugman is taking it very seriously as he will soon pitch it to an anime studio to adapt into an anime
re:zero is a fun anime, I like the maid with the pink hair
and nowhere else
Why do I not have regular yet
i’ll do it twice
hmm
Its not??
Why is this an emoji
I guess mpeg can lead to mpreg
What situation would I use this in
This situation.
wait til you find out about 🏩
i would throw it without thinking even once 
That's my favorite emoji
Like if you're constipated
and your poo is so big, it's like giving birth
never type again
Like bro what does this even meaj
it has like an acutal meaning iirc
let me search it up
it means protected and secure
like for a digital signature?
I love community gardens too
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I enjoy being able to just wander in and eat fresh veg straight from the plant
oh it's a song
I was legit like, getting ready to talk about gardening and shit
insane
anyway fresh tomatoes are great and require almost nothing to grow, so try it out
nice
my french task is writing a love letter for someone
ho i have no bithces
no friends
no companions
who tf am i supposed to give this to
dolphin bell or something like that
i'd rather have slurs craved on my arm with a knife
something with e
belle
belle dolphine
idfk
yeah whatever lol
i'm not searching her name up in class tho so i can't correct if i'm wrong
Write a love letter to your mom. Make it about familial love rather than romantic love.
About how you appreciate everything she does.
for valentine's 
Belle Delphine, but there are more bathwater girls nowadays
belle dephine was the blueprint
man i want to do homeschooling
going to school is like actual military grade torture
today is easier tho bc i have every lesson using the computer apart from p.e
and i have to fucking dance for p.e
should i saw off my legs
That seems extreme, if you have to cut something off, start with a toe
true....
this reminds me of that one dr house episode
of the military man cutting his big toe off so he didn't have to go to war
and still having to go because the big toe doesn't count
terrible
My aunt does that to annoy me
my username is so fire
mine is better sorry
Mine is clearly the best. If you don't believe me, press the keys and see what happens. 😂
me typing the most heinous things in people's dms while knowing damn well i'm sitting next to someone
yea
i got called cool at school today because of my 14 year old thinkpad
Default one
alr
i had one for nintendo wii theme
but i lost it
it wa fire
what is a molecule again
sorry i slept every science class up until now
omg
samsung finally has customization on animations
Attention Galaxy S25 Users!
Home Up now lets you customize your Home Gesture Animations. Check out the smooth transitions in action below! 👇
Repost & share the excitement
just buy an iphone
?
bird up
can we go back to pagers
i have a iphone'nt
i have an iphone 16 pro
I have a samsung galaxy s5
for me all of em are gud but I just don't wibe with s20
s22u has heating issues
because it has the most tiny ass vapor chamber
woa
let me go to oracle cloud right now
I've had an app launcher that's done most of this for years
s3 was goated
gmmmm
someone give me very good luck for making an oracle cloud vm with ampere 🙏
betterdiscord sucks chat
eat salt
mimimimi
except salt
whgats your favorite subahibi ost


Hi Doctor
Hello Dear Client
How to read this?
if someone has an ampere instance on oracle cloud that is not needed anymore can u delete it
paratemol
It's paracetamol!
Heh
Have you got it?
I fink so
what is subahibi even about
gm
@signal rose I got the notifications for thunderbird working on mobile
apparently there's 3 different fucking toggles you have to enable for each individual account's inbox
so stupidly overcomplicated and unintuitive, why aren't they on by default for inbox folders ☹️
shiggy
why did it start at the tail
Why not
No it's fake sorry
polizei
hello
you always shatter my dream..
any plugin like spotiycontrols, but for spotube?
there should be a plugin that mentions you even when someone replies to ur message with mention off
i wanna see people sneak dissing
LMAO
People are dissing only when they turn mention off
lmao
crashed
F

guh
2 reports down for apple 
i should get up
blep
what year was this screenshot taken in
2025
there is a date in the lower right corner

i woke up at 1am from falling asleep at 8pm... and i have school at 8am
and its 4:30am... i dont know if i can fall back asleep
i’m trying to change my schedule from 9p-5a
ah
lol
xd
waking up early > staying up late

switching back to chrome
luckily i have my mp3 player
and my laptop
but sadly i can't hotspot my internet anymore from my phone
so i can't edit on my roblox game because of this stupid school's network
@undone umbra hiii oomf
helo
hru
how expensive is miku
5 dollar
1
good
i looove foxes
miku voicebank is around $120
play genshin in the middle of class..
Computering
im not in class anymore
lucky
true
spyware wallpaper
just get a wallpaper from https://wallhaven.cc
ThinkPad
cutee
guys just imagine
genshin being original
guys just imagine
genshing not being a gooner game
guh
replace that thermal paste
33 listeners
#1 global track
Clean
Now I want white sauce pasta
@nyan
Wait I think I've got some thermal right paste still
@fallow pawn 
PEOPLE BE GETTING AWESOME UPDATES ON DISCORD
WHAT DISCORD GIVES ME 😭 :
FUCKIN AD FOR NITRO AND DECOS????
@rapid aurora hiiii
hooo
feder bypass in bio
@lapis lava hiii
$50 steam gift https://nin0.dev/
its probably better if you just remove it and apply it again
you lose some thermal paste but its cheap anyways
I think that looks good enough
i don’t like applying thermal paste to laptops
i have mx6
OMG IT WORKS
Bro when I did this I got muted for a day
Or more
when someone tells a joke
everyone : 
when I SAY the SAME joke
everyone : 
omg guys i found a totally real steam gift!!!
yeah no it's not the same
You still have to set it
How
hai
Can we add this sticker
miku husk
no
how do i check journalctl only for today
hi
hi
I got cancelled on twitter when I was 12 for calling someone 4'10 and submissive and breedable
this name ain't flying
I didn't even know what it meant but the worst part is I copied it from some guy
WHAT WHY DID YOUBSAY THAT AT THAT AGE
And he probably saw it and he knows I'm a copycat
BRO IDK I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED FUNNY
journalctl --since "today"
insane
ooohhhh
my stupid ass typed in february 4th
you can also put in journalctl --since "2 days ago"
good
Let's see if temps are any better now
it has crossed my mind to actually check it to see why my kvm wont work
some third world country family that gets paid $150 a month for no reason :
It seems to be working better
Max temps 89c
Before it hit 100c
Oh
Some cores hit 98c
uh
i agree
mods, can we kill this guy
that was not necessary
solution
don’t open random gif links from whitenames
vban 1
Done! 
Banned 2004.org (@kindred escarp)
yeah ima not do that again
its nsfw
hurry up and make my DVD bitch
let’s not elaborate 

lazey
why do you need it to hurry..
she looks ok to me idk
bruh
@lapis lava 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓭
oh
why is the red thing transparent
me when I just disable promotional emails from spotify
remix
um i can see through
eh whatever i dont care
(im lying)
send me fanmail
i love how on windows 11 my fans always goes up but on linux it just completely stays silent
Blows you up
different fan config in drivers maby
yeah
my cat woke up then stretched then slept again in a different position
my friend complained for 3 hours why his gaming laptop is giving a fuck ton of issues while he uses windows 11
Just like me frfr
apparently a 4080 mobile isnt enough to drive 2 1080p displays
i had a fan config for my gpu where it was completely off unless it was under some load
i think i had a issue that was identical to this
back when i was using windows 11
too bad my case fans are molex so yheyre not controllable
how did you fix it? did you just install something else
i think linux is using that exact same config
thr gpu needs to support that tho
I asked if his fan curve is very aggressive but no, the GPU spikes up to 60 degrees under almost no load
i forgot what its named
oh
I would assume its the thermal paste
but that would be a pain in the ass to fix
its either a binbows issue or thermal paste
oh god did they do rizz day premium offer again
I never had massive issues running windows 11, running a surface pro 9
unsubscribe
lazy
did my tutanota account get approved yet
ill wait for my spotify premium to die out then use ytm with the nitro code then actually pay for apple music
oh it did
i would download but its sooo insane to find new songs
half of my liked songs are probably discovered from other songs
I have spotify for on travel music and then an SSD with MusicBee and FLACs for when I want high quality
blep i just listen to new stuff from the artists i like or ask my friends for suggestions
brb ima change the email on all of my accounts
why’s
i already noticed the fiio x1 being better than my phones dac 
idk felt like it
i dont really like proton
a little bit of a duh
@stark herald freaky...
my phone feels both loud and quiet at the same tim
and also its ceo is a trump supporter for some reason
i thpught it would be less noticeable lol
forgo fres february
45 bucks well spent
What IEMs/Headphones do you use
kz edx pro
idk i like it
because some phone DACs cant really handle anything above 20 Ohms
yop
hi vencord
skull
fiio ft1
high end is annoying sometimes
publicly supporting trump doesnt mean ur a trump supporter
vmute 28d @stark herald
Done!
Muted .fres. (@stark herald) for 28 days
big tech is sucking off donald trump rn to not get sanctioned
i dont wanna talk about trump for the millionth time
My moondrop DUSK's are a pain to drive
They only need 16 Ohms, but if you want proper bass youll have to get a DAC
so u should just ignore
yop
i ignore nin0
but even my littlewhite's cant properly drive the 2DD
yeah..
So I am currently running with a seperate DAC and a 4.4mm cable
you cannot ignore the vban soon coming
im probably not gonna buy new iems for a while
tactical vban, incoming!
these are okayish
fres actually has 5 secret alts
yop
I paid 360 euros for a pair of IEMs and that will be the last for a while
maybe i need eq to remove the highend but it doesnt happen on all songs
i paid 13 bucks blep
bass was still lacking in some areas but at least that fixed most of my complaints
KZ?
My behated
@lapis lava language where everything is a string
When do I get regular :C
whyyyyy
Fr
okay maybe not so behated but I had a KZ Castro Bass and it sounded okayish, they didnt really fit in my ear well
opera
People hate Kz having never even tried it
"function" "uwu" "a" "b" "{"
"return" "a" "+" "b"
"}"
Bro
its ok for being my first iems
but like
Same I have the Kz prx
I'm not good at this Ngl but it sounds good to me
i just changed my pfp 😭
Great job!
look
the boosted bass is okayish but that high end...
i bet that 9 khz peak makes it distort
Absolute horror
the fiio x1 eq only has 8 khz band
whatev good enough
yay i love being an audio nerd
@acoustic trellis hiii
Hiiii
hru oomf
Pretty good, wbu
ssshhhhhh
@acoustic trellis do u love
that looks very cool and reminds me of the old ios music player
yay ty
yeah thats the goal
looks nice 
tyy oomf

@stiff urchin cute banner

thank uuu 
.
anyone seeing the new discord UI
peak
You're geting the same earphones as me I think
I'm only getting them in late Feb tho
ur peak

?
uu
u
Damn trans people can just do that, huh https://fixvx.com/Yxillo/status/1886466496546660549
[volume warning]
hiii nyan
never open a gif from a white name
what is it?
A bnnuy
Well three bnnuies actually
Do not eat the bnnuy
plural failure
this art style reminds me papa's pizzeria
mimimimi home
hi
hi
over time powers start to develop
youve unlocked your true self
have a wonderful tuesday everyone 😄
does regex let u add comments
hmm maybe make the whole capture group a named group and add comment as name
or
new RegExp(".+" + /* comment here */ "uwu", "g");
i love yapping
Guess who's downloading supertuxkart on the school macs
In my digital art class lmfao
@drifting carbon
bruh
Lmfao
i’m crying wtf is this
https://x.com/altstoreio/status/1886429661468512445
iPhone turns 18 this year, which means it’s finally old enough for some more ~mature~ apps…
Introducing Hot Tub by @C1d3rDev, the world’s 1st Apple-approved porn app!
Try it now on AltStore PAL — just in time for the season of love ❤️
Source: https://t.co/81ja9rSpCR
HUH
wtf is this 💀
MIIKU
What
Wait I don’t think I can say that here-
those who know
no way
@slow urchin lets play stk
Yopyop
server name is 'venkart'
and password is sueprsecurepassword123
make sure the 'show private servers' option is checked
Minecraft youtubers won't use iOS anymore.
LOL
lc.image pregant iphone
@drifting carbon i gtg class is over
Ba bye :3
his ass is NOT on that trampoline
gravity
RAHHH fuck my life
@grizzled jay
@stark herald explod




