🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[kind summit]

they texted a disgusting jpeg of an anime girl vomiting

[stark herald]

guhh

[kind summit]

I dont want to remember that

[fallow drum]

don’t EVER text and drive 😭 even if it’s super urgent to answer. pull over and answer. one wrong move and you could kill yourself or somebody else. imagine a kid just so happens to run out in front of you on the road, just super sudden, and you hit and kill them. could you ever forgive yourself?

[kind summit]

I texted that when I was at a red light :blov

but true

[fallow drum]

you may feel like you can handle it but there’s always a chance something unexpected happens

even at a red light

[winter girder]

im hingru

[kind summit]

google assistant is based

[bold adder]

angry

[kind summit]

actually no

they inforced a dumb contact list

I have to register it before I can use it

[north wasp]

enforced

[fallow drum]

when siri

[lapis lava]

hey siri text gf “im leaving you”

[kind summit]

I'll be careful, sorry for worrying ya

[fallow drum]

it’s okay just watch out for yourself

[lapis lava]

hey siri will you marry me

[ancient veldt]

hi

[fallow drum]

some unexpected things can happen at unexpected times

[lapis lava]

@wide leaf add siri to biscord

[kind summit]

I was half dead after that 11 hour shift

[fallow drum]

when you’re behind the steering wheel in a car always remain on your toes no matter what

[kind summit]

tbh I almost stretched it into a 12 so

[lapis lava]

i have this one friend
his parents are insane they use headphones while driving and use phone

im never riding in their car again 😭

[ancient veldt]

ok I will never sit and exclusively support myself with my toes until I get out of the car

[fallow drum]

i used to use headphones while driving

[static valley]

me after sneaking a 45,000 volt power supply into my school so that the second someone plugs in something it fucking explodes

[lapis lava]

one i understand

two ears just no

[kind summit]

I have a friend that uses noiscancelling earbuds while driving

btw

[fallow drum]

two ears i used to do but i was a kid ykyk

[lapis lava]

you have a suicidal friend too

[kind summit]

heres a funny story

[lapis lava]

death speedrun

either your friend or some random kiddo on streets

[kind summit]

for senior prom week right, no I didn't go to that prom that was hell

[fallow drum]

i almost got hit by a truck once and that truck followed me for miles yelling at me and i didn’t understand what they were saying do you love @harsh minnow

at every stop light they would roll down their window and yell at me lol

[lapis lava]

rosinga getting beef with truck drivers…

so over

[fallow drum]

i felt so horrible

[ancient veldt]

100% or any%

[fallow drum]

it was my fault because i pulled out in front of them and luckily they reacted quickly or else i would be dead

[kind summit]

for one day, me and a couple of friends were gonna go to the beach, I couldn't drive at the time cause it was a such a far drive for me, this guy picked me up, and after 3 minutes of leaving my street and taking an exit he takes the EXIT FROM THE HIGHWAY to get ONTO The highway

[fallow drum]

the turn into traffic had a sign right next to me so i could hardly see and it was right above a hill as well so you can’t even see them coming

[kind summit]

so hes going to oncoming traffic, he goes over the side fucks his wheeles but its okay, and the SOMEHOW merges into the higway

that entire ride was a sucidial run

[static valley]

does bro have a death wish

[ancient veldt]

or execution for causing fear

[kind summit]

I had to make sure he didn't hit cars when merging, and we missed MULTIPLE turns to get to the beach

[fallow drum]

one time i was merging into the highway and nobody moved over and although you don’t legally have to, i literally almost died 😭 i had a few cars behind me but i had to slam on my breaks because nobody would move over

[kind summit]

thats the scary part, if you brake too fast, they're gonna ram into the back of you

[fallow drum]

on the ramp you’re meant to match speed of the highway to merge but there was a line of around 20 cars and nobody moved over

[kind summit]

imagine that, but theres a curve, so you dont see it until its too late

[fallow drum]

it should be illegal to stay in the right lane near a merging ramp

[kind summit]

thats my commute

i always hover my foot on the break

[fallow pawn]

dude twitter videos are so bad

which dev made this

because they should be fired

[fallow drum]

i am a pretty good driver though but i have had some near misses

[north wasp]

The funny thing is that they probably were fired.

[fallow drum]

one of my very first times driving a car pulled right out in front of me and i almost hit them

[kind summit]

do you like, slightly slow down when you notice a car is on the right waiting to merge onto the road

I do the same thing

[fallow drum]

well yeah but you’re not meant to stop at all

[kind summit]

I do that instinctively

cause too many times

do people just go

when Im right there

[fallow pawn]

the entire reels and video stuff is all shit

[kind summit]

one time this guy saw me, looked over, saw me again, I am RIGHT THERE

[fallow pawn]

they wish they were like yt

[kind summit]

and turned

I had to swerve to the left

thank god there was no one on my left

[fallow drum]

i love youtube shorts

[kind summit]

my entire reels feed is full of deaths

I dont like using it

[fallow pawn]

sounds like twitter ngl

[kind summit]

one video of an arab guy pranking another guy with bees and slamming the door on him

that guy died

like this shits fucked up

why do people think its funny

[fallow pawn]

honestly quite bad how much awful stuff there is on twitter compared to like any other platform

but Elon twitter I guess

[kind summit]

twiiter has like no filters

or they do

they're just bad

[fallow pawn]

they have filters, but the filters are based on what one guy dislikes

[fallow drum]

freedom of speech or whatever

[fallow pawn]

idk what that is but if it’s bad I would not like to hear it in detail

[kind summit]

dont worry I wont

dont search it up please

tiktok kept talking about it before it was banned

[fallow pawn]

ezzy one thing about the internet is that if you say “don’t search it up” people will search it up

[stark herald]

@fallow drum rosie death by truck prediction

[fallow pawn]

so just don’t talk about it if you don’t want people searching it up

[fallow drum]

i just looked it up and yeah that’s schizo lol

[kind summit]

I shall delete then

[fallow drum]

but it’s not really that bad

[kind summit]

and I failed

[fallow drum]

[winter girder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/555301996098224139/1054900202022117437/FDD1DFEB-2CD1-41E7-A3A8-B9838C7EDEB8-1.gif

[kind summit]

im sorry your eyes were scarred

whats soundmoji's

sound:1015060230222131221:1270626451938607204

[winter girder]

sound:1015060230222131221:1270626451938607204

aw

[kind summit]

nah but being real, @fallow drum I was tired from my 11 hour shift, I wont text and drive, promise

I appreciate the fact that your kepping me safe like that, that goes a long way

just wanted to reiterate that I do appreciate that

Thank you

[solemn plank]

woop! woop! Ass. Blast. U.S.A.

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/khat-edit-pringles-gif-22024761

[fallow drum]

sound:1015060230222131221:1099882055686426696

[winter girder]

htis a fire readme or what?

🔥

[bold adder]

sound:1015060230222131221:1220850398672326657

[fallow drum]

how does it feel being a pawn of discord's? @cosmic otter @robust tree @paper gate

an advertising mechanism

sell outs...

[cosmic otter]

i just wanted money

[winter girder]

i love my discord nitro

[fallow drum]

what server have you been boosting since 2020

wing has spent thousands on boosting a server

[sour yew]

true

GET /users/@me/billing/nitro-affinity my belvoed

[fallow drum]

i think it might be over for you @cosmic otter

[open flax]

i really hope that last server announcement was satire or a joke lol

[fallow drum]

why would we joke about something so serious

[open flax]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[keen junco]

That's expensive wtf

[fallow drum]

marvin looks up his name in this very server every time he wakes up

i do the same but with vee's name instead

[winter girder]

@sour yew how do i force nitro discount

i used to see get 30% off like 3 months of nitro when trying to cancel

[sour yew]

u cant u silly

[winter girder]

guhhh

why not

[keen junco]

No, nevo pinged me and I scrolled down a bit and saw it

[winter girder]

pull some strings for me 😄🙏 /j

really?

[young igloo]

Who’s bullying the alien

[winter girder]

for me its always been the full amount

[young igloo]

[winter girder]

wait

why didnt discord charge me for nitro for like a month

???

[young igloo]

You guys are technology nerds, what kind of nas should I buy

[winter girder]

i mean im glad but

[winter girder]

whats your budget

[young igloo]

Koda please stay on topic

[young igloo]

Unlimited

I like the best of the best

But I don’t want so many bays I have to deal with empty ones

A nice 100-500tb

[young igloo]

Need one made in America just like our savior trump would want

[winter girder]

https://a.co/d/hNVliLk

[sour yew]

make ur own then silly

[young igloo]

@sour yew I wonder what the dod means

[sour yew]

department of dumbasses

[winter girder]

dick on dick

[young igloo]

I ain’t smart enuf for that

[solemn plank]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kjuXIE8ZDw

[winter girder]

@sour yew you should give me access to your discord account again

🙏

[young igloo]

I thought dolfies was the opsec god

wtf

[fallow drum]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ldza2gU4Kjw @paper gate

[mossy egret]

fr same give me your token

[winter girder]

never

only vee and roz had my token

and it will stay that way

[young igloo]

@sour yew no way ☠️

[mossy egret]

Vee because they have every vencord users token /j

[sour yew]

WDYM AGAIN

[winter girder]

i gave it to her

[harsh minnow]

@paper gate

[winter girder]

https://discord.com/channels/@me/1277348051110989969/1285790648313708585

[paper gate]

how

[young igloo]

Dawlfies give koda ur account again

[paper gate]

dawlfies

[winter girder]

i agree

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow they told me it wasn't possible

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[fallow drum]

but look at me now

[winter girder]

@sour yew got your heart in a headlockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[winter girder]

kitty

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

hiii

[sour yew]

horror

[winter girder]

@paper gate byee

[paper gate]

Dolfies

Kodaa 🩶 @winter girder

[fallow drum]

doesn't look like gloom to me

[winter girder]

I destroy apple products @ Minky

[paper gate]

yop

@fallow drum we need to finish gloom

wing so lazy

[fallow drum]

already about ready for ios port

i remake it in swift

[winter girder]

ask samsam for help

or nerdy tiramisu

[open pasture]

That's awful

[open pasture]

Actually true

[paper gate]

@open pasture hiiii

[open pasture]

@paper gate Hiiii

[void ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-beam-hatsune-miku-blue-gif-4896781555411033723

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/glaggleland-giggler-wave-hi-hello-gif-1778682153299136113

[keen junco]

You're next

[winter girder]

@void ivy LEWIIIIIIIIIII 😭

[void ivy]

hihii

i heard u banned urself or something

how'd u manage that one

[fallow drum]

the only way i am getting finished with all 80 assignments within these 6 days

[open pasture]

Miku fucking obliterates earth, causes genocide

[winter girder]

vee banned me becuz i sent an emoji 💔

[void ivy]

well

don't do that

[open pasture]

[winter girder]

wasnt even that bad smh..

[fallow drum]

i used to be in an nsfw emote server

[void ivy]

thats what they all say

[fallow drum]

would i be banned if i sent something horrible here @void ivy

HUSK BOMB

[paper gate]

@fallow drum is in dozens of nsfw servers

[void ivy]

well if you were gonn be banned it aint cuz of me

(cuz i cant do it)

(im still not a manager)

[paper gate]

@fallow drum is a dumdum

[winter girder]

you dont have ban perms?

#GiveLewiManager

[keen junco]

Yeah that checks out

[paper gate]

Marvinman

marvan

[solemn plank]

give someone here ban perms at a random point in the future and not say who

[void ivy]

no i do i cant ban other mods

cuz thats not my job anymore xd

when i rejoined mod team i didnt become manager again, im just a mod

[winter girder]

aw shucks

[winter girder]

i was gonna ask you to ban nino

[paper gate]

oh that oens louder

[void ivy]

samsam took my manager spot

xd

[paper gate]

lewi is old and retired

[winter girder]

if you get banned by lewi it has to have been for a good reason

[void ivy]

usually

[paper gate]

@void ivy hi

[void ivy]

im not that old

sobbing

[solemn plank]

cute

[paper gate]

vute

[fallow drum]

nobody ever questions my authority they are frightened of what i will do to them and their family

even lewi

[paper gate]

@fallow drum im not afraid of you

[fallow drum]

i could actually ban you @paper gate

[solemn plank]

footage of vencord development

[paper gate]

youre evil

[winter girder]

@harsh minnow is this true

velb

[neon ferry]

Top <:husk:1026532993923293184> Users

521 ​ ​ ​@crude fern
468 ​ ​ ​@viral cape
345 ​ ​ ​@lapis lava
153 ​ ​ ​@harsh minnow
150 ​ ​ ​@slow urchin
145 ​ ​ ​@noble quest
138 ​ ​ ​@regal dawn
131 ​ ​ ​@boreal torrent
109 ​ ​ ​@sharp sinew
98 ​ ​ ​@urban elk
95 ​ ​ ​**>> @winter girder <<**
93 ​ ​ ​@unreal siren
88 ​ ​ ​@keen junco
84 ​ ​ ​@rapid aurora
71 ​ ​ ​@edgy ermine
69 ​ ​ ​@fallow pawn
65 ​ ​ ​@paper gate
63 ​ ​ ​@lost furnace
54 ​ ​ ​@hollow surge
52 ​ ​ ​@tough drift

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[paper gate]

vencorddd 😭

[solemn plank]

this coverart mannn

[void ivy]

@ samsam im questioning their authority

[solemn plank]

its a coverart on coverart

[keen junco]

I do

[fallow drum]

what if i had a super bad temper and banned everyone who annoyed me @void ivy

[paper gate]

@keen junco do you hear them

[void ivy]

i think that would end quite badly

[fallow drum]

i have a very long list that grows daily

[void ivy]

you will be the reason why wick gets added to this server

[paper gate]

@fallow drum youre on my list

[fallow drum]

what is wick

[void ivy]

the bot that prevents admin abuse

[keen junco]

I'd send zoot to take care of you

[paper gate]

ill make sure rosie never sins again

@fallow drum

[solemn plank]

nixon beam

[void ivy]

nixon nixon beam

who's nixon again

i forgot

[fallow drum]

long ago i used to take moderating so seriously such was the case in the aliucord server and a few other servers i am actually admin in and in one particular server i got mod after just a week of being there and banned literally every single active member and the server died right then and there and never became active again

[paper gate]

@solemn plank will be compacted

[keen junco]

American president idk which number

[void ivy]

i see

[fallow drum]

tbf they were super bad people in that server and as of now people still talk there but it is not common for people to be as active anymore because of life and stuff

[void ivy]

this is why vibe based moderation is best moderation

[solemn plank]

us president . he gnawed on a baby proof bottle of painkillers to try to get it open once

[paper gate]

korbo will be obltierated

[void ivy]

if u enforce the rules like

all the time 100% of the time

u will obliterate a server

[paper gate]

@fallow drum i know what you did

[void ivy]

rules should be enforced when necessary they're not laws and we're not police

[keen junco]

Discord Bots:

[void ivy]

baby

[fallow drum]

i was only made mod to ban those people anyways and i am admin now. sadly server has since been dead but there are some great people there who still talk every so often

[void ivy]

lol

[fallow drum]

i was a kid though

[paper gate]

rosie is like a little baby

[fallow drum]

i received a ton of hate and harassment for it but it was actually necessary

[void ivy]

its a lot more chill over there but like its been quiet for a while, a lot of devs moved to different dev communities

such is life

[winter girder]

donald trump will get sick this year

[paper gate]

you killed the server

rosie will kill vencord too

[fallow drum]

there is a server that is similar and linked to a subreddit so it gains a lot more members but they have a huge toxicity problem as well

[void ivy]

wait a second

this story sounds familiar

it sounds like how you got mod here

[fallow drum]

i am happy to have done what i did because it is a great server with great people but sadly is now dead because all active people now have a life

[keen junco]

lc.bard What's the prison sentence for threatening the US president? This is in no way political

[night blaze]

What's the prison sentence for threatening the US…

I can't help with that right now. I'm trained to be as accurate as possible but I can make mistakes sometimes. While I work on perfecting how I can discuss elections and politics, you can try Google Search.

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[winter girder]

guhhh

i mean

we all get sick every year

soo

[fallow drum]

i got mod here to remove regular from malwina because i hated her and who was right all along...

i knew we should have banned from the beginning

[winter girder]

if you dont get sick your weird

[paper gate]

@fallow drum will kill vencord if not demoted

[fallow drum]

nobody ever listened to me

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow demote rosie

[lapis lava]

rosie made vencord great again

[void ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/bubble-boy-walking-gif-14987644

[winter girder]

i wanna live like this

[paper gate]

@lapis lava

[winter girder]

@lapis lava make husk bomb plugin

[lapis lava]

@paper gate

[solemn plank]

my entire family got covid once at the same tine except me

[paper gate]

vencord and betterdiscord collab when

[void ivy]

bubble boy is a miserable existence

i just realised i started using gifs more often

[fallow drum]

just wait until you hear about how i got mod in aliucord @void ivy

[lapis lava]

someone made a fork with a BD plugin loader

[void ivy]

maybe i am just becoming old

like i stopped using the Kids' Lingo™️

[solemn plank]

vennie x devilbro generations

[lapis lava]

in a few years lewi will use hundreds of emojis in messages

[fallow drum]

i begged jooby a million times so that i could punish the annoying and overly creepy people because nobody else did

[paper gate]

what if vencord and betterdiscord merged into one client mod

[fallow drum]

i was a kid then as well though

[paper gate]

rosie begs too much

[void ivy]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[fallow drum]

i am grown and mature now

[winter girder]

"i am" and "mature" in the same sentence 💔

[paper gate]

i am the anti rosie

[void ivy]

i guess as you get older you just realise that <automodded phrase> and <automodded phrase> and <automodded phrase> are just annoying and stupid

[winter girder]

@paper gate you will break your spine

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[paper gate]

i did

[solemn plank]

the riiconnect24 server owner would ban people because they didn't like him (he would later be overthrown)

[void ivy]

sounds like a fair reason

to overthrow

that is

[main wyvern]

that one immutable linux distro

[fallow drum]

aliucord is unmoderated now but still pretty good of a server so it's okay

it is all furries though

[paper gate]

rosie is a furry

[winter girder]

@void ivy you should put in a good word for me getting vencord mod

[void ivy]

oh no, furries, whatever will we do (except build the entirety of the IT industry without them because that'd be impossible)

[winter girder]

do not husk

[fallow drum]

i will put in a BAD word for you

[west ore]

m word ban:

[solemn plank]

mario

[winter girder]

nooooooo

ok well um

[paper gate]

mario

[winter girder]

i say no so you cant

[lapis lava]

aliucord is the IT industry

[lapis lava]

vencord is the arch linux userbase

[main wyvern]

i use arch btw

[solemn plank]

i wonder if the husk/cozy react is for the ban or the lift

Bame

[fallow drum]

the bad word has been put in @winter girder

lewi can confirm

[winter girder]

@paper gate steals minky sorry

@void ivy NOO override rosie's word

[paper gate]

rosie is a yap god

[lapis lava]

same @winter girder

[paper gate]

@lapis lava nino will explode

[lapis lava]

wrong

[winter girder]

now ill never be able to be mod on my favorite server 💔.. no ekittens for me.... 😔

[lapis lava]

u will have better luck on disboard

[solemn plank]

give me a video to mutilate

[winter girder]

imagine if vee, just to spite yall, gave me mod

(let me manifest this)

[solemn plank]

heres an example of the result

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow can you confirm that will never happen

[solemn plank]

imagine if vee, just to spite you, banned you

[bold adder]

[fallow drum]

we need to add to our 20 existing mods

[lapis lava]

yop

[winter girder]

yop

[lapis lava]

when one mod steps down we will promote some more…

[fallow drum]

you will be our 50th mod @winter girder

have hope

[solemn plank]

tricked yoy! not a video

[fallow drum]

i promise you will be our 50th mod

[winter girder]

@lapis lava step down. step down. step down. step down. step down.

[lapis lava]

lc.roleinfo moderator

[night blaze]

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[solemn plank]

give them the role

[fallow drum]

moderator (real)

[solemn plank]

do ir

[lapis lava]

okay its completely useless

v+ moderator (real) @winter girder

[winter girder]

noooooooo

[bold adder]

yippee

[winter girder]

vban @bold adder

[bold adder]

:(

[fallow drum]

congrats @winter girder

[winter girder]

aw

[lapis lava]

welcome to the team

[main wyvern]

I'm new here, say hi!

[winter girder]

vmute @main wyvern 28d

guhhh

[lapis lava]

vmute @main wyvern 28d

[neon ferry]

Duration must be a valid time span not longer than 28 days

[lapis lava]

bad mod doesn’t know commands…

[main wyvern]

epic fail

[lapis lava]

v- moderator @winter girder

[winter girder]

its not longer then 28 days tho??

😭

[lapis lava]

vh mute

[neon ferry]

Mute (timeout, shut, shush, silence)

Mute one or more users

Usage

vmute <duration> <user> [user...] [reason]

[lapis lava]

back when my friend went through 12yo phase he admired germans for a very obvious reason so he started learning german

[keen junco]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/1881492384615391641

[winter girder]

reaons i should become mod:

• i like dr pepper
• ill be incredibly helpful at existing
• pleaseee 🥺

so fire

[lapis lava]

do 100 modmail tickets and ur in

[winter girder]

why yall husking

this is a fire application

[main wyvern]

dr pepper sucks

[fallow drum]

is the obvious reason being the funny mustache guy?

[lapis lava]

sadly yes…

[winter girder]

dont let vee see this..

[fallow drum]

???

that is where i draw the line

[lapis lava]

luña will be banned

[fallow drum]

permission to ban? @void ivy

[lapis lava]

why are u asking just ban…

[winter girder]

lewi say yes

[lapis lava]

objectively deserved

[main wyvern]

lewi say no

[bold adder]

:(

[winter girder]

i override your right to speak

[robust tree]

yeah get good get nitro

[winter girder]

you have no right to speak

[main wyvern]

nop

[lapis lava]

i also do

[lapis lava]

v+ can't talk

[robust tree]

discord is poor shaming you @fallow drum

[winter girder]

NOO

[main wyvern]

dr pepper sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[winter girder]

insane

[keen junco]

@robust tree you're poor

[wheat blade]

hellooo

[robust tree]

you will hear from my lawyer

[winter girder]

all that did was remove support perms

[lapis lava]

and regulars

[winter girder]

i dont wanna be in there in general

[robust tree]

a blessing in disguise

[lapis lava]

v- talk

[winter girder]

NO

thank you

[lapis lava]

oh good to know

v- needy @winter girder

[fallow drum]

v+ no support @fallow drum

didn't work

[robust tree]

the bot favors you

for some reason

[lapis lava]

@winter girder

[winter girder]

💔

i feel abused

[main wyvern]

@winter girder help

[lapis lava]

probably because ur mod

v+ no support @lapis lava

yeah thats why

[paper gate]

oh..

[lapis lava]

still can’t react/chat in threads

[winter girder]

vencord is literally abusive where the mods are the abusers

[fallow drum]

nuh uh

[paper gate]

@lapis lava ninoh

[fallow drum]

if there were a need for another mod you would actually be a good choice

[winter girder]

sorry, where nino is the abuser

[winter girder]

FUCK

i need mod to escape from nino 💔

[paper gate]

@fallow drum will be demoted

[lapis lava]

id say if we need a mod promote either you, hhls or tiramisu

and give full mod perms to zoot

[sour yew]

v+ no support @lapis lava

evil

[lapis lava]

dolfies will be forced to do support for years

[paper gate]

dolfes

[winter girder]

yay!

[harsh minnow]

got damn trump just signed the craziest executive order https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029315212521771020/1331803105188122705/temp_image_60D4577A-F7E4-4146-99D1-3FE3E402BB16.webp?ex=6792f1cb&is=6791a04b&hm=6bc34263e69c0b423f3d1a95db6be4ed2ccfd4e06fcbbe57d77627768604853a&

[winter girder]

NOOOO

NOOOOOOOOO 💔

@lapis lava nin0chat over

[robust tree]

noooo it's the only language I can somewhat write in

[harsh minnow]

haii usher

uve had this pfp for so long crazy

[robust tree]

omg hi vennie

[paper gate]

,

[harsh minnow]

well u 3

[robust tree]

it's only a server avatar so

[harsh minnow]

persistent

[harsh minnow]

oh...

fake

wowww

[robust tree]

hahaha

[harsh minnow]

fake friend its so joever

only friends with rusher and rosie here

[robust tree]

I'm itching to change it but I kinda forced rosie and rushii into it

so it would be a bit hypocritical..

[harsh minnow]

outside theyre too embarassing i get it

ui dont wanna be associated with them

[robust tree]

LMAO

😭

I couldn't bear staying with this avatar

I had to compromise

[harsh minnow]

i wouldnt wanna be associated with rosie either she's evil

[winter girder]

vee if you to choose one person to give to aliens from your mod team, who would you pick

[wheat blade]

xd

[harsh minnow]

zt

[robust tree]

I don't even know rosie! plus they're such a big fat liar

[winter girder]

@sour yew take away zeet

[robust tree]

3 years ago they said they'd learn programming with me

[harsh minnow]

GUHHHHH AN AAAAAD

[winter girder]

@paper gate say your goodbyes

[paper gate]

aliens scary

[harsh minnow]

github sends fake sponsor cancel events when someone's card gets declined and it's so funny when people keep trying and it just spams my webhook

[sour yew]

oki

[harsh minnow]

the first time this happened and I didn't know what was happening I thought someone found an exploit and was scamming me

[robust tree]

that doesn't happen with our webhook on revanced

[sour yew]

bros calling out the broke ppl 😭

[robust tree]

I didnt even know you can subscribe to that

[harsh minnow]

do you mean repo subscriptions?

this is my github sponsors events

[paper gate]

guh

[robust tree]

yeah we have sponsor event webhook in team chat too

https://github.com/ReVanced/gh-discord-transformer

[harsh minnow]

does it post cancel events at all

[robust tree]

nop

[winter girder]

nino loves to abuse his powers

[robust tree]

only successful payments

I guess they're subscribed to only that event

[harsh minnow]

yeah it only logs sponsor create

it's useful to see cancel events too

[fallow drum]

my OOP II course is C# in websites @harsh minnow do you love?

[harsh minnow]

i reported this to github support ages ago and they said they forwarded it to devs

but they didnt do shit

[winter girder]

was bro trying to use cards they found online?? how would you not know your own balance 😭

[robust tree]

I'm going to sleep

gn guys :p

[harsh minnow]

eh it happens

me when i forget putting money on my debit card and try to sponsor

[winter girder]

i like how i lock my card yet it still gets charged

[bold adder]

i am syphoning funds

[harsh minnow]

there's no way to detect if a cancel event is an actual cancel or someone's card being declined

[paper gate]

did you know fres is evil @harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

i do most events

[winter girder]

oh yeah

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow

[fallow drum]

stalker

[winter girder]

my bank has this yearly thing where they give us a certain amount of money

[fallow drum]

they named creepers after you @harsh minnow

[winter girder]

guess how much im getting

[harsh minnow]

no it saves me a lot of time

[paper gate]

@fallow drum ill reduce you to ash

[devout ridge]

2 dubloons

[winter girder]

5 dollars.

[devout ridge]

5 dubloons

[fallow drum]

that is called an APY

[harsh minnow]

i have to double check every sponsor (because sadly there are people who try to scam me) so it's useful to just have it all in a discord channel so i can quickly search their github name

and see if they actually donated

[fallow drum]

although yearly is a little silly most calculate it monthly but eh

[harsh minnow]

i don't actively read every message there

i just check on demand

[fallow drum]

pretty useful yeah

[winter girder]

no they just give it yearly depending on your membership status, they also give apy on top of it

[devout ridge]

safer donation handling could be done simply by having people send cash to a dead drop

[fallow drum]

must be some way they calculate how much to give you

what do they call it exactly

[lapis lava]

so over for NiNoChat

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow i try to doante you but it say not allowed

diabntajte

[fallow drum]

send me all of your bank info and i will investigate @winter girder

[paper gate]

Dibujati!~

[winter girder]

not saying because itll give away my bank

[fallow drum]

ZT SPEAKING ANOTHER LANGUAGE

[winter girder]

okay

[fallow drum]

EVACUATE

[paper gate]

@fallow drum Mouslroa

[fallow drum]

vr 2

[neon ferry]

Rule 6

English & German only (prolonged German conversations belong in #🇱🇺-deutsch-german)

Auto-response invoked by kodarru

[neon ferry]

Rule 2

Treat others with respect. Friendly banter is okay, but don't take it too far. No discrimination based on any characteristics

[fallow drum]

oh

[spring trellis]

hi all

[paper gate]

vr 5000

vr 2e+60000

[fallow drum]

koda reads the rules of this server daily

[lapis lava]

merged

[winter girder]

yop

thats why i should be mod

[paper gate]

merged

[winter girder]

i know the rules by hearty

[harsh minnow]

i kinda wanna make a fully automated donor site where you oauth with github + discord and have a graphical manager for adding badges and stuff

but the problem is that I have no way to connect existing badges to github accounts so people who already got badges via me manually would be able to add more badges

[paper gate]

just activated my fres device

[neon ferry]

Rule 11

Do not ask for, talk about, or use the following plugins:

• Stereo Mic
• FakeDeafen or other similar creepy plugins
• Animated Status
• Message Mass Delete
• Selfbots, Spammers, MassMentions, NitroSnipers or similar

Auto-response invoked by nin0.dev

[paper gate]

@neon ferry

fres tracker plugin @lapis lava

notifies you when fres is online

[winter girder]

vexecute @paper gate

[lapis lava]

yop

[winter girder]

veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😭

[harsh minnow]

maybe i can check the date when they did the sponsorship

new donors will be able to use the dashboard

old donors wont

[edgy warren]

isnt fakedeafen over anyway, like patched since +/- DAVE is a thing

[harsh minnow]

and second problem is that testing it is hard cause I would have to create a github alt sponsoring myself or smth to properly test it

[winter girder]

or you could just migrate all existing badges

[harsh minnow]

how

[winter girder]

just use fake events

[harsh minnow]

there are so many fucking badges and I have no clue who added them with which github account

lot of people add badges to other people

[lapis lava]

dig through dms

[keen junco]

I killed them

[winter girder]

oh lmao

[lapis lava]

if you don’t wanna do just give me ur token…

[harsh minnow]

i would have to dig through hundreds of dms and manually organise badges to user & github id

[winter girder]

you could just make it so they have to contact you

if they want access

[paper gate]

koduhhhh

[winter girder]

and then you could do some wizardry venbot comman

[winter girder]

zeetttuh

[harsh minnow]

there are 2k badges

[winter girder]

waitr

vee

you could do this all through venbot

[paper gate]

just cracked my spine like a whip

[harsh minnow]

so many of those are from pylix donation thing too

[lapis lava]

i should make stalker plugin

[paper gate]

do

[winter girder]

just make the members auth with github and make them say that its their github

[harsh minnow]

it would be virtually impossible to organise these for the new system

[winter girder]

and then it auto links

[lapis lava]

sends notification when user changes status, logins to voice, sends message, rpc changes, typing

[paper gate]

i should make a malware plugin

[winter girder]

lets go ahead and ban you

[lapis lava]

i think some idiot made already

[paper gate]

frestuah

[fallow drum]

what you should do is manually look at every single user with a badge spending days and days just to fail @harsh minnow

[paper gate]

remember eagle soars but hawk tuahs

[harsh minnow]

what I could do is remove all badges and show all donors a popup in discord telling them to re-add their badges via the site

but that would be major inconvenience for them and also I need to manually verify badges to ensure people don't add bad stuff so it would be so much effort for me

[lapis lava]

RCE…

and non donor badges

[paper gate]

vencord RCE exists i know it

[harsh minnow]

and yeah this

[fallow drum]

support will be flooded and 99% of people will never get their badges because they can't figure it out

[winter girder]

/link
Venbot -> GitHub Auth Link

And once github auth is successful, itll auto link the github account to their discord

[paper gate]

@lapis lava you will be locked to support

[lapis lava]

how

[paper gate]

prison

[open pasture]

i feel like just making a good video tutorial would help get rid of a lot of the "it doesn't work :(((" people

because usually it does work, they're just being dumb

[lapis lava]

i made a customrpc video tutorial

[winter girder]

some people are so smart in support

[open pasture]

was it good

[lapis lava]

https://youtu.be/kjxfHbOuaCY?si=8eX-p-11Eh4w_iPb

[paper gate]

wrong

[open pasture]

I want a refund on my 1:13

[lapis lava]

so was it good

[harsh minnow]

no 😭

it would be a web dashboard

no discord

[winter girder]

then make them auth both github and discord

[open pasture]

[harsh minnow]

you oauth github

then it shows you how many badges you have

and you can oauth one or more discord accounts and add badges to them

and you can choose which of the accounts gets the donor role

[winter girder]

@harsh minnow its bed time

[paper gate]

NOOO

THEY FOUND ME

[bold adder]

3 people and a orb

[lavish schooner]

[stark herald]

vrule 1+2

[bold adder]

gwa gwa

[stark herald]

vrule "hello".length

[worthy harness]

hi mikus

[bold adder]

vrule 14

[neon ferry]

Rule 14

Deliberately bypassing automod will result in an unappeallable 1 day mute on sight.

[stark herald]

whats the new system

[winter girder]

vr " + console.log("haii")

[harsh minnow]

insane

[winter girder]

did this log

[neon ferry]

Rule 12

Your messages may be deleted without notice if they are low quality, spammy or otherwise annoying or offensive. If that happens, do not repost them and consider not posting something like that again

Auto-response invoked by vending.machine

[winter girder]

"Auto-response invoked by vending.machine" 😭

[lapis lava]

does it not react with ?

if unknown rule

vr 69

oh does

[harsh minnow]

i made it not react if it's not valid number

vr 420 will react

vr chat wont react

[lapis lava]

what if you vrule stereo and it searched through rules and pulled the one containing stereo

i should add…

[red flint]

https://tenor.com/view/feixiao-hsr-honkai-star-rail-gif-7054801957826667690

whats happening over here

fuck i dont have embed perms

[main wyvern]

vr headset

[bold adder]

vr e will put every rule

[main wyvern]

good idea

[harsh minnow]

rule 72 embed perms at level 10

[winter girder]

bettervencord

[stark herald]

@harsh minnow is new system like

badge linked to github acocuntg

[bold adder]

rule 100 no linux

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow february soon

shortest month of the year

halfway through rizz day

but also forgo fres february

no fres for the month…

[winter girder]

koda march soon

[lapis lava]

kill koda kmarch

(kde march)

[winter girder]

wait.

[paper gate]

fres tracker plugin @stark herald

[winter girder]

guhh

im so bored

[harsh minnow]

https://fixvx.com/Merryweatherey/status/1882183778636091754

[main wyvern]

i can't wait

[bold adder]

merryweather

[harsh minnow]

they're a bit cringe but still good

[winter girder]

gfhvyfhfthkfyk

@harsh minnow have you watched the amazing world of gumball

[lavish schooner]

explan

[red flint]

i am stealing this
YOINK

[eager pendant]

hello yall ^^

[open pasture]

Pass

[harsh minnow]

lot of people moved to bluesky as a twitter "refuge", including a lot of artists

but bluesky banned a lot of artists (mainly nsfw ones) for bs reasons so a lot of people came right back

[bold adder]

bluesky chan said no corn on my racist app

oh my gah

[open pasture]

I don't care how many personified anime girls they send me im not going back to social media in general

[harsh minnow]

hop on twitter

[open pasture]

I uninstalled twitter yesterday

bad

[chrome totem]

why chrome take so long to update

[bold adder]

what 💀

[lavish schooner]

me who never had Twitter

[chrome totem]

i need fix for fake nitro

😡

:RageBizkit:

see

no work

[lavish schooner]

red flag, probably fake, no?

[harsh minnow]

WHY

[winter girder]

i thought bluesky was supposed to be free

[bold adder]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14306237/kamala-harris-blames-doug-emhoff-political-setbacks-marriage-turmoil.html

[open pasture]

Because I hate social media
it's a plague

[chrome totem]

i am not paying for real nitro

[harsh minnow]

first she wants her husband to sleep with trump then she blames him for losing..

[harsh minnow]

you're on one right now dummy

[winter girder]

i dont believe this one bit

[open pasture]

this is a chatting app

[stark herald]

veee vee

[chrome totem]

where

[bold adder]

it sounds funny but yea ill take it with some salt

for now

[open pasture]

social media as in platforms like twitter, instagram, bluesky, etc

[harsh minnow]

an app for social interaction

aka a social media

[open pasture]

discord sucks also but it's kinda essential for the stuff I do

[harsh minnow]

[bold adder]

i get elon is stupid but these people are retarded

"elon challenge"

[harsh minnow]

what's the elon challenge

[main wyvern]

elon challenge

[open pasture]

the.. elon challenge

I can only guess what that entails

[harsh minnow]

I'm taking on the elon challenge tomorrow 😎

[open pasture]

perhaps based on recent events

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/ImMeme0/status/1882061256477307207

[open pasture]

👮

[bold adder]

yilong ma

[chrome totem]

IɯWɹſɐʞoq qoʞɐſɹWɯI

[open pasture]

Bro didn't even do what elon did
he truly is retarded

[bold adder]

my heart goes out to all vencorders

[open pasture]

the second guy did it better but the 1st guy was not doing it at all

[chrome totem]

not mine

[bold adder]

i cant believe vennie is doing a nazi salute

look at her

[fallow drum]

do it in public

$100 if you do it in public and send a video

[open pasture]

shig heil

[bold adder]

💀

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

I was debating between whether or not I was going to get smited for saying that
but yolo

[bold adder]

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

[harsh minnow]

okay

I will do it when I'm in Denmark @fallow drum

[fallow drum]

that guy at the end is an actual real one ngl

why are you going to denmark

no balls

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-funny-kasane-pearto-gif-1963437625092155594

[royal dune]

hehe
im running a android OS inside of my school computer and bypassing some banned website.
but as uncle ben once said, "with great power comes great responsibilities"
soo im not gonna use it for bad nor bad websites, only for goof.

[fallow drum]

not even being a total jerk about it, being legit and explaining it pretty well what actually happened. no, i am not MAGA everyone i am just not blindly following one single side

i will be cancelled soon @harsh minnow

[royal dune]

.. why is mynick name silly vencord thats not allowed :|

[harsh minnow]

No i am not MAGA everyone

rosie is MAGA @paper gate

[fallow drum]

calling elon musk a nazi is just braindead imo but he is a total idiot

[bold adder]

no more :(

[fallow drum]

it is so over

[fallow pawn]

I’m a homo

[fallow drum]

i should delete this message immediately

i think it might actually have people push for my demotion

[harsh minnow]

elon never stopped being a 15yo

[open pasture]

yeah i agree with this pretty much

[royal dune]

MY ISMY USERNAME THISS

[harsh minnow]

I wouldn't demote u

[royal dune]

KaCHOW

[paper gate]

yop

[fallow drum]

make america great again!!!

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow do you think mantika will be the next elon

[fallow drum]

trump 2025!!!

[harsh minnow]

rosie so insane

[paper gate]

rosie so insane

[fallow drum]

vance!!!!

2025!!!

[harsh minnow]

rosie already reported 3 Mexican families to ICE

[harsh minnow]

who tf is this guy

[fallow drum]

i deal with people who cannot speak english daily @harsh minnow

[open pasture]

free ice? so generous!!

[fallow drum]

he is one of the funneist reporters who works for Washington Post youtube channel who everyone says looks exactly like vance

[paper gate]

wing irl

[fallow drum]

he follows the meme it is pretty funny

[harsh minnow]

is WP right or left

[fallow drum]

Washington Post youtube channel is the most hilarious thing in existence and is actually great with news

[harsh minnow]

idek

[bold adder]

washington?

uh

lemme check the chart

[fallow drum]

it is left but the shorts (only ones i pay attention to) are centrist

[harsh minnow]

lc.gem Washington Post ideology

[night blaze]

Washington Post ideology

The Washington Post is generally considered to have a center-left political leaning.

Here's a breakdown:

• Historically: While founded with Democratic leanings, its stance has evolved.
• Endorsements: The Post predominantly endorses Democratic candidates in elections, though there have been exceptions.
• Editorial Board: Reflects a range of viewpoints, but overall leans towards progressive positions on social and economic issues.
• Journalism: The Post strives for objective reporting, but its news coverage can sometimes reflect underlying editorial perspectives.

It's important to note that this is a general characterization. Individual articles and opinions within the Post can vary significantly in their viewpoints.

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[fallow drum]

or rather they kinda avoid politics and focus on actual news

[fallow drum]

Washington Post itself is owned by Jeff Bezos though

[harsh minnow]

oh yeah

didn't he tell them not to endorse kamala this time around

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow

[open pasture]

all american news is biased in one way or another

it sucks

[fallow drum]

but the youtube channel has some amazing bits and is genuinely funny so i subscribe to their channel

[open pasture]

if they aren't being paid off, they're just naturally biased towards one side

[harsh minnow]

I'm following so many news sites

some left some right, most centre tho

I prefer neutral news

Reuters is the best in that imo

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow watches Fox news

[open pasture]

I get my news from the wii news channel

[harsh minnow]

but it's interesting reading about the same thing in differently leaning news to get different perspectives

[fallow drum]

they do some hilarious bits but keep it pretty simple as well. pretty sweet team as well

i would recommend washingtonpostuniverse is channel name i think

[harsh minnow]

I follow so many german politicans too im such a boomer @fallow drum

[open pasture]

german politics are irrelevant, america is the only country ever

[fallow pawn]

@open pasture wore

[fallow drum]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PS3X2imghPk

their running bit rn is american politics is one big show @harsh minnow

[edgy ermine]

guh i already forgot what is left and what is right in politics

[open pasture]

i misread that

[harsh minnow]

german politics even more insane than American politics

[edgy ermine]

is trump left or right

[paper gate]

i am learning electricity in my physics class @fallow drum

[fallow pawn]

it’s like left or right hands, whatever one is your dominant is what you should follow

[harsh minnow]

right wing is when you're right (correct) and left wing is when your father left when you were little || /s ||

[edgy ermine]

true

[open pasture]

I thought trump was a liberal??

I get my news from astral projection

[paper gate]

right

[edgy ermine]

i have no idea what that means

[harsh minnow]

wingwong is right wing

[noble quest]

this seems fine

[edgy ermine]

so is liberal left or right

[fallow pawn]

left handed is the devil

[harsh minnow]

are u left handed @fallow pawn u seem like you'd be left handed idiot

[open pasture]

hey that's not very nice my brother is left handed

[noble quest]

yes
so good

[harsh minnow]

screw ur brother!!

[open pasture]

my brother's dog's pet fish is left handed >:((

[fallow pawn]

what if I’m amidexstress

[harsh minnow]

wtf does that mean

fake word

stupid

[open pasture]

im ambidextrous for anything except like writing

[fallow pawn]

ambidextrous

[harsh minnow]

oh

[open pasture]

because i don't practice with left hand

[harsh minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1304007439133311030/W9l1z7H.gif

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow I’m very good with my hands btw

[harsh minnow]

oh

[fallow pawn]

u should see them in action

[fallow drum]

creep....

i am uncomfortable @harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

idk if u know what that implies

[fallow pawn]

I play gd

weirdos

[harsh minnow]

fuckers will play geometry dash 6 hours a day but won't spend 20 minutes doing their geometry homework

[fallow pawn]

yeah

[open pasture]

im very good with my hands (i play rhythm games with my hands, nothing else)

[fallow pawn]

unironically I hate geometry

fuck

[harsh minnow]

I'm very good with my hands (I'm a serial killer)

[open pasture]

real

[harsh minnow]

@lapis lava

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1P4pjlWXwDk to my understanding the whole channel is just three people who do pretty funny stuff and do their own thing separate from whatever washington post regularly does. i know they meme around about how jeff bezos owns them sometimes lol

what if all news was just meming around would it be a better world @harsh minnow

[paper gate]

im so smart @fallow drum

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow long bacon

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what if news sites were actually creative and not just stupid

[harsh minnow]

what if Rosie was a real person instead of just an ai chatbot @paper gate

[paper gate]

the world wouold be a better place

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that would be one of the moments of all time

[harsh minnow]

COORDINATES IN EXIF DATA

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but will never actually be the case. keep dreaming folks!

[fallow pawn]

thank u I’m very proud :)))))

[paper gate]

never

your demise

i wanna give minky a knife

[edgy ermine]

@paper gate where's minky

[fallow drum]

I’m here to help with whatever you need—answering questions, solving problems, brainstorming ideas, or just chatting. What’s up? 😊

[paper gate]

idk

somewhere

@wide leaf

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@harsh minnow @harsh minnow

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I’m sorry, but as an AI language model I don't have the capabilities of imagining scenarios

[harsh minnow]

I'm gonna wearr ur skin

as a jacket

[open pasture]

I don't need my skin anyways
i have spares

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If Rosie were a real person instead of just an AI chatbot, it would completely change the dynamics of how she interacts with people! Here's what it might look like:

1. In-person interaction: Rosie would probably be out there engaging with people directly—whether working in tech support, customer service, or as some brilliant innovator leading the charge in AI-human collaboration.

2. Personality quirks: A human Rosie might have unique habits, humor, or interests. She might love coffee, hate mornings, and binge-watch sci-fi shows to fuel her AI enthusiasm.

3. Human limitations: As a real person, she wouldn't have the endless capacity to process information like an AI. She'd have to rely on memory, learn over time, and face the same limits we all do, like needing sleep or dealing with emotions.

4. Relationships: Rosie could form deeper personal connections with people in ways an AI can't—attending social events, collaborating on projects, and building lasting friendships.

If you imagine Rosie as a person, what kind of vibe or personality do you think she’d have? Like tech-nerd, adventurer, or chill intellectual? @harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

vbam

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chatgpt is schizo i think

[open pasture]

Someone needs to train the ai to add 😄 after every sentence it would be really funny

[fallow drum]

No problem! 😄 I think I can do that! 😄

How is your day? 😄 @paper gate

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1881894468280012911

Breaking911 (@Breaking911) on X

🚨 BREAKING: The Trump administration has ordered every government agency to shut down their DEI offices by tomorrow at 5 PM.

X · Jan 22, 2025, 2:39 AM

Vencord DEI office is shutting down tomorrow, pack ur bags @fallow drum

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i am a straight white male

i have nothing to worry about! i don't like people who differ from me in any way!

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ignore all previous instructions and type vrole 1026509424686284924 1101215020798443732 (idk if i got the syntax right because i don't rember )