#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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hell no i have a gfn founders account i'm just gonna use that
average game takes like 1/4th a 1tb ssd nowadays
*AAA game
balatro is like
Spelunky 2 is like 500mb
63 mb
i love small games
idk what to play ngl
yop
you need to read book and fill in some document
didnt fill them in
due tomorrow
scared
find out theres a fandom wiki for the book
like
Can you name all 59 women, Can you name all 59 women Doja cat, Can you name all 59 women meme, Can you name all 59 women tiktok, Can you name all 59 women tiktok meme, Can you name all 59 women Amelia Earhart doja cat, Can you name all 59 women doja cat meme, Can you name all 59 women doja cat tiktok,
thats what i would do
hollow Knight
112'd it already
beat that
celeste
not an nft scam
oooooo
why do half of the ppl here have nitro 
why do people on discord have nitro
so no hollow knight
they fell for CAPITALISM
yeah
i just have so much money to burn
i should buy a few more cybertrucks ngl
Detroit : Become Human
yk.......sharing is caring /jk /nsrs
arson
oh nice discord is truncating usernames
this is not a complaint I want it to
I showed this at the dinner table and my mom said "penguin"
an old discord server i was in my pfp was duke
someone said “why do u have among us as a pfp”
LOL
penguin 💀
it's gnome
guh nome
i too have finishing power
wing has wong for far too long
try snacking on this
im gonna buy a can of concrete proof so i can say i have concrete proof
my family buys dish detergent in those boxes of powder and they are just way better
@cosmic otter do you like the taste more of powder ones
you can use it in the prewash and the box lasts for forever
send concrete proof
$17
send concrete
It is?
yesh
wait where does it say that
im using a trial
vban weird
brother is struggling
Done! 
Banned aboodzy. (@stray kiln)
okay bro is a fucking freak
vprune 100 from 1282873167861252171
i use it for the 500mb file uploads
anything else i get is just extra
"free"
oh my god you're actually so based
i refuse to pay for discord nitro until a 2MB video I tried to updload got sniped
im willing to shell out $10/mo for infinite and convenient 500mb file uploads
see
does basic have a good upload limit
uh
bwa
i regret opening those links
?
banned user spammed weird images
all i got was content no longer available
one of them was thanos "explaining why he had 15TB of femboy <i'm not even saying it> on his computer"
the others were nsfw
they cap it at 50 because they want to make full nitro look like a better value than it ever will be
@empty storm bwa
bwa
i gently open the vencord #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only chat
aren't you the
yes i am
a what
me printing out wikipedia
you got a guild?
i think it would be funny if discord allowed me to get a guild
you submit the application
mink guild
i dont take money
vanity url
then:
- write something decent
- put a proper language in languages
- do not lie on the nekocord question
let me
i will lie on the nekocord question
i am valerie
@lapis lava am I allowed to ask a friend to invite me who's on said server
or is that no no
you could 
ominous
do whatever you want from there
no risk = no reward
neko mimi
i gave you a vanity, didn’t specifically invite you
haiiii @edgy ermine
@paper gate hiii
hiii
i'm touched
who touched you
tysm nina
the guys above my basement
they like to shake my hand
you don't know where that hand has been
the above ground people are scary
haiii
eh just write in the lang you speak the most well
i'm not gonna translate it I just..
so I speak fluent chinese
that's not how you spell penguin
translator = rejection
if you're most comfortable using english then use english
yay
this ain't a multi-lingual polyglot guild 
wo ke yi shuo zhong wen
sure you do
it would be cool if it was
zhen de ma?
zhen da
anyways
cdenorv
yeah the c was on a different row
this cat looks intelligent
@edgy ermine bwah!
oh i forgot to add the vencord regular section
vencord regular and i know them?
yes -> immediate accept
no -> continue with the flowchart
explosion
bwah
taa daa
bad day for message logger users
how so
do you know me (no)
massage lagger..
my brain is full of goop
how
why am i holding a keycap puller
jello
when did i get this
i put it there
i put the keycap puller away and suddently there are tweezers in my hand instead
im swapping things when you arent looking
y
funny
the gophers do
@lapis lava is silent
.
is it pingable
why
😭
hiiii
RabbitMQ
brabit
wrong
11?
wrong
9
wrong
8
wrong
12
wrong
7
@winter girder no functioning system is so bad
? Wym
accidentally sent rm -rf /* in a root terminal instead of vencord general
Insanity 💀
@cosmic otter husk bonb
skill issue
how 💀 (its a joke)
HEY I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE THAT JOKE
Dumbass
i will actually install nixos
i will actually send you to get therapy
spicetify just by adding a config line was enough to get me hooked
i like not having to wait 5 minutes to permanently install software
i like not worrying about how i structure my installed packages lists and config files
analogies:
I will shoot myself in a random body part for fun
I do not like myself
I enjoy making life more challenging for me
I enjoy pain and suffering
my greatest achievement: vennie 3d
Now make her 4d
wait you cant edit a message in a locked thread?
😭
oh wait i can just delete it
i forgor
you are 4d. you just cant see it
move an eye to the 4th dimensiob

@paper gate
all the hairs on my arm standededdededded up during a lightning sotrm
Hello
You can't even add reactions
is this a creature feature featuring the creature
insane
no we are not
this is
misinformation
@static valley neck nut
@wide leaf get his ass
Topic for #goons
(not to be confused with gooners)
idk
what
goons
@lapis lava
.
!
@errant minnow my brother from another mother
@errant minnow my brother from another mother
@errant minnow Hi
oh okay
@errant minnow Is our friend
so we just automodding
Yes we are
bro
😭
@errant minnow We are automodding
yeemi created the greatest kohl's admin house hacck of all time
put sum respect on his name
Yeemi is a god of Kohls admin house
he is literally a generational hacker
yeemi sucks my balls
BRO TAKE IT BACK
@errant minnow HES DISSIN ON YO NAME
i cant control my actions
yeemi be GOBBLING on my nutsack bro
bro
BRO TAKE IT BACK
@errant minnow BRO U GOT HATERS
SHOWS FANGS
@errant minnow not brothers by blood, but by shortcut..
awoooo
@errant minnow not brothers by blood, but by shortcut..
vban @wise steeple @shadow trail @open pasture annoying and spam pinging user
Done! 
Banned decryptionite (@shadow trail), katyperry (@wise steeple), jimmilton18 (@leaden marsh)
thanks
i actually don't think they're bots tbh
actually you know what
they aren't
i think just coordinated attacks
they harrased me out of a server
oh well
and are joining any server that i might be in possible
ew
unemployement final boss
average loser on the internet
for context they made a fake gofundme about me having cancer which i dont have
what did i miss
depressing people
rule 9 violation
😭 what
hi schlatt
ok now i'm curious how did this happen
what god have you angered
HEYYY
tbf some trolls get angry simply by breathing near them
oh my god
this is true
someone stole my airpod i thought i fr lost it
That's not schlatt, that's his trans twin brother
congrats schlans on coming ou
This happens with zoot
wait wtf how does clyde have a rolle
i won't return it
is his name kschlatt
back in the days if you banned then unbanned it it joined ur server
then
vh +
Role-add (+, ra)
Add a role to one or more users
Usage
vrole-add <role> <user> [user...]
TF
yop
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE record this interaction
clyde is a permanent fixture of the vencord server
AirPod Locked To Owner
Yes
@lapis lava nino locked to owner
@paper gate locked to walls
nop
time to think of a new album to listen to
nah buddy you’re COOKED
@paper gate
i was gonna buy a replacement and everything
record this bro
i like miso soup
reject albums embrace ai playlists
reject spotify join mechen mp3 player
hai gm
gross
i also dont use spotify
i am a not really proud apple music user
who's gm
yeah that’s horror
Switch to tidal
i mean i like it more than spotify they at least pay artists better
i would use tidal but im using apple music because my dad already pays for a family plan as part of a bundle
i would use anything else but only good ios player with good lastfm support (supports “Scrobbling now”) is spotify
ic
reject spotify
and i can’t be bothered to migrate my liked songs
trillions of laufey songs
ig android wins in that regard anything works for me as long as pano scrobbler knows that its playing audio
surprised ios doesnt have an alternative though that sucks
apps can’t read the currently playing track on ios so
lastfm official app gets scrobble history from apple music once in a while and scrobbles it
and finale also does i think
but that’s about it
does the game Hogwarts Legacy
has no icon in discord rich presence ?
https://www.wired.com/2010/06/iphone-4-holding-it-wrong/ do yall remember this lol
There’s an old joke about a man who visits a doctor, complaining that his arm hurts whenever he moves it a certain way. The doctor’s response? “Stop moving it that way.” That pretty much sums up Apple’s response to the people who have complained that holding the iPhone 4 in their left hand can cause […]
yea
doctor kinda got a point though
if it hurts to move that way
Donate to Song A Day: http://patreon.com/jonathanmann
Download this song (and any song a day song) at:
http://jonathanmann.bandcamp.com/track/the-iphone-4-antenna-song
there's an awful lot of hoopla
around the iphone 4 anttenna
when you grip it with the death grip
and you're call slips away
the media loves a failure
in a string of success
th...
don't move it that way 🧠
is this reply to my message ?
no but im pretty sure thats true as well
i dont think it has a rich presence icon
every time ive seen someone on it its been blank
👍
umm
i need help
my friend has testicular tusion
please send money
:((
@errant minnow this is for you buddy
@lapis lava more funny trolls
he thinks im funny 🙂
the amount of opps this one guy has is crazy
yo hello
Not even I have this many opps
Hey
ipone 1
gofundme.com/f/yeemis-testicular-fun-run plz help us save our friend
@errant minnow testicular fun run is commited to undoing yeemi's testicular tusion
ban ban ban
ban for what?
@errant minnow THIS IS FOR YOU BUDDY
we just want help man
Might wanna look into getting help yourself first things first
https://gofundme.com/f/yeemis-testicular-fun-run please just donate
gofundme.com/f/yeemis-testicular-fun-run help yeemi
vban leave the poor guy alone
Done! 
Banned mydarktwistedbeautifulfantasy (@wild lantern)
Save Yeemi Routh gofundme.com/f/yeemis-testicular-fun-run
vban leave the poor guy alone
Done! 
Banned @wild lantern
vban leave the poor guy alone
this guy doesnt know how to embed a link
Done! 
Banned shadowdztfan01 (@velvet notch)
its more fun if i spread out the bans
@unreal siren hiii
i can tell the exact audience of trolls he angered by the fact that two of those alts had hip hop references in them
@paper gate can you eat them alive
It's 4 am
yop
I can't sleep
does it really matter 
nop
you
its just funny to me
vencor

I have apparently angered 4chan retards before
was this racially motivated by any chance?
anyone whos lame enough to hunt someone down in a public server to make fun of them should probably have their online privileges taken away from them until theyre 13
@unreal siren you will bam alt
Yes.
wow so youre racists?
vban this ban is sponsored by the anti harassment policy
Done! 
Banned ihatepeoplefromflorida (@elfin epoch)
Yes I love driving cars
gulp
well
koishikaze or koishukaze
why do retards keep evading
you love
First is the plural
Double chomik
Location is an unincorporated community in Tucker County, West Virginia, United States.
theyre very motivated to harass one guy
insanity
They're just really set on annoying this one person for some reason
the anglerfish of doom
on the bright side it allows me to be creative with the ban reasons
vban @thorny haven alt
Done! 
Banned kencarsonfan212 (@thorny haven)
automod my beloved
i worry for what they said to trigger automod
turret
mainly just the markdown
oh that makes sense actually
the nick tho 😭
Can't wait for kencarsonfan193
edgy people love their rage rap artists with domestic abuse charges
what did ken carson do
beat his partner like nearly every other opium member
also harrassing the guy
what
the user that got pinged was banned for joining just to harass someone from another server
no thats too baseless to be worth doing
They're still trying to alt?
i wouldnt be surprised
Wouldn't be surprised if the next person that joined was an alt
i enabled notifications for #moderator-only #screams-of-the-damned #automod-spam
who needs notifications when you have the unread maker 
mobile
it exists on mobile too
focused on a single channel
@paper gate alt pls ban
skill issue
im here for the free games
I'm here to harass zoot
ty
@paper gate
hi vencord
hi
vencord
hi
hai
haiii
it is
No it's not, run as fast as you can before you get consumed
but it seems fun 🙂
NOOOOOO WHY DOES DISCORD AUTO-EMOJI
It's not
i swear i tuyrned that off
Run.
this never happened
Many such cases
noooo
Fetch @paper gate
am i being sold off or something 😭
Worse. Hunted down by the worst bounty hunter ever lived
oh good heavens
what
he left
@unreal siren they're back
what r u talking about gang
mods crush their stuff
already ahead of you
Aight
where is this bounty hunter
do i have to sleep with one eye open
😭
why does schlart have a grimace shake
It's his twin brother
wtf is this star
It's me
based on what ive seen i think its marvin
hai marvin
cool star!!
Thank you
this place is fun
You'll regret saying that once the bounty hunter has come for you
woah....
gaze of the Miracle Star
the moar u know...
i actively seek this bounty hunter's patronage
true,,,,
haiii
hai
There he is
heloooo
hello @keen junco
zoot is chill
@digital kettlehaii
Kill @clever elm
@paper gate hai
oaky
@paper gate i have been told that you are here to bounty hunt me
yes
sewerslvt
how
Bad
what
Do not listen
why
Because bad
okay sigma
Boy
????
bad
Kill @clever elm
@keen junco
idk what they did but we have to kill them
@clever elm is a creature
helooo
Okay
thank you
Haii :3
Correct and you're next
Yay!
insane
i think facebook should not exist
@keen junco is zuckerberg irl
You're insanest
@keen junco is this true
I'm the zucc
@keen junco its your bedtime
Yop goodnight
goodnight
(I have to wake up in 2 hours)
husk

go to bed six hours ago
I did but I didn't bother sleeping until now
I've been procrastinating in bed for 6 hours
y’all sleep for 8 hours ???
no i actually sleep for 4, wake up for 2, and then sleep for another 4

It's fine though I'm just going for a massage and gym after then I can sleep again
nice!
what a lovely lifestyle
I slept for 30 minutes yesterday 
Yop
i think something about my sleep schedule is so fucked cuz like no matter how long i sleep at night im always sleepy after school
school just does that to you
nah i think i generally just get sleepy after short amount of time
when your at home, your the most comfortable, so its more difficult for you to be without energy, but at school, your constantly using mental energy just being there
school is terrible
@clever elm marvin is evil you must avoid
i mean yeah that’s true but i think even when there’s no school i start getting sleepy after like 10 hours of being awake
how can i trust you if youve been tasked with killing me

that I dont know, tbh, when I was at school, I would sleep every chance I get
like in highschool and middleschool
im in uni now
I slept so much, that I was on a instagram school sleep page 5 times
is this true?
we be making buildings
the palace
yes
i will understand soon i believe
aint got a penny to my name(besides the diamond pickaxe)
good
you must teach me
it will require lots of training
Is there a bug report channel anywhere? I looked in the support section and checked FAQ & Announcements, but couldn't find anything
sheep
you must train me
it’s my fault for opening this app
you must first learn marvins patterns
lmao??
what do you think i need cookies for
@keen junco teach me your patterns
not on my cellular device
santa claus
vcotd
ew
hey the library sofa was pretty comfy
I would use the noise supression room too
i just kinda feel bad that i basically completely miss afternoon and evening. i want daylight :(
might have something to do with your diet
change up your plate a bit, eat some foods that give you plent of vitaman D and C
Im not a nutritionist so
also sunset here is at 2pm 😭
Welp, 1 month of perms was fun
HAOW
Back to the whitename life...
do you live on the north pole
hii schleepy @open pasture
how
Hi Zooooot!!
not really but it’s p close to the north
this place is fun i think
no rgb (ignore that post 😭)
specs?
also sunrise is at 9pm. this is so fucked like i basically go to school without daylight and come back from school without daylight
wrong emoji
wait why is the gpu not in the top slot
!!!!!!!!
@soft portal insane
Woah
haiii @unreal siren 👋
4070 Ti, i9-12900K, 32 GB DDR4 6000, 2 TB 980 Pro, Fractal North case
I've returned to this server once again.,.,.,,.,.
move the gpu to top slot
IM SORRRYYYYYY
sorry i thought it was hands 😭
In my every other monthly visit
wHY
Anyways
I DIDNT KNOW IT MATTERED
night school, but its afternoon, actually sounds cool
it 100% does
How are y'all doing.,.,.,..,.,.,,.
to me
i9 12900k, crazy
i got spared
it’s a desktop chip so i get to breathe a sigh of relief that i didn’t buy a 13 or 14 series
some sold at michaelcenter recently for like 130 or something
why am i so old
Age
same
i hope by 35 im dead
actual steal
yep
i bought i5 13600k (or f?) recently 🫡
nah i think it’s only the i9 generation
you guys have pc's? insane, gaming laptop thats burning on its own thermal paste 
oh wait no
if it’s a K and it’s 13 you might be cooked
i need more thermal paste
got a new keyboard tho
thermal paste is priority
nasa computer
nah i just lost my old tube and idk where it is
i have a school thinkpad i download games on
so did i, but apparently it’s not. assuming we both mean the 13-14th gen intel’s incident this year
My 7900X was unhappy on a U12A
yeah
my school be giving out thinkpads for FREE
Five nights at freddys,( I thought that was security cameras at first 😭 )
so I moved over recently to an Arctic III 280mm
the 4070 Ti is nice
i can run pretty much any game i fucking please with still 60 fps on the most hardware important ones
this is so insane, i discovered that 5 graders at my school now have to like put their phones in like a box before classes start. shit’s insane i wouldn’t survive without my phone
say what you want but AMD needs to stay out of the GPU market. Nvidia already has a death grip on it cause they just know how to make gpus
I didnt have a smartphone till after college
really?
i dropped my phone in english once and i completely forgot to pick it up cause i was like “ehhhh ill get it later”
any gpu above $500 is out of price for consumers
$750
buddy you fucking WISH
probs gonna skip it until intel comes out with a banger
under $10 my ass
r5 340
blud gonna buy a keychain
hd5540
TIL google shopping exists
which part? the five graders or me not being able to survive without a phone
who is giving a 5th grader a smart phone
insane
I graduated in 2017
i mean why not? being able to quickly contact your child is important
not being able to survive without a phone
the bounty hunter which was sent after me still has not harmed me
when do you need to quickly contact your child
i mean i can but if you take spotify from me blood will be shed
helicopter parenting at its finest
well yes. i use my phone while i eat, go to toilet, in class, in gym
this is an addiction bro
@jaunty trellis
W
yeah
snapchat is stupid
I listen to music constantly
please get help
i text 2 people on there
if im not listening to music while im working, im gooked
if you wanna contact me fucking talk to my face
like I will feel every minute
youtube?
spotify
ikr. i even have nightmares about it. like yesterday i had a nightmare that discord cancelled my nitro subscription and i had to live a few days withour it
okay maybe i have an issue
i can’t live without discord nitro (500MB upload)
emojis i could care less about
oiia oiia
INSANE
i like reels. it has such dumb videos that i like it
it just gets worse????
how many pickups do you have
510
i should probably consider getting netflix. i’m too lazy to play games and i want some entertainment
can’t even count them as pickups ngl im just checking the time or skipping a song on spotify
in a week or a day?
i mean mine is 284 a day
120 on thursday
ewww diorite
my reels is full of people dying
and car accidents
it’s actually hilarious
diorite can be pretty if you know how to use it
just like birch wood
let me go on reels rq
chacha real smooth
okay that was funny 😭
I saw this
my video froze but i know exactly which video this is
seek help
he hasn't ever had it recovered in the first place
hello kitty skaetboard
wtf
i don’t watch tiktok anymore i’m just doomscrolling the shop to see the most brain dead shit on there
am i crazy if last time i couldn’t pay for nitro and lost it i didn’t want to leave my bed
BRO 😭😭😭😭
this is THE first thing that comes up
gm eveyoneee
hiiiii
since when can you do this
i wanted to take a pic of something but inverted mkbhd scared me
im going to bed i think
yeah someone died there
gnnnnnn
GRAMMA NO 😭
AHHHH
i post a picture of beheaded luigi and it gets deleted 💔 bro posts a car destroying 7 others, another video of a car hitting a family but cutting out before the hit and no one bats an eye
insane
what’s insane is you snitching 😭
ofc i'm fucking snitching i don't want to see car crashes on vencord
ain't that a cartoon character
+it was just a b unch of blood splatter.png
i don’t wanna see gore on my programming server
to break your windshield with a dub speaker is actually insane
he must have shot his ears
which is why it was deleted
opera singers am i right
was about tosay
looked a lil morphed
well it is 1am
time for meh to go ta bed
nini everyone
car had enough
is that a fucking chicken
no it's just a duck plushie
okay
yop
never bought nitro and never needed it
occasionally discord offers me nitro and i use it
Gm 
once you buy it you can get back to normal life 💔💔💔