🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[viral cape]

im trying to make stupid thing

[glass shell]

me

[hollow surge]

cuz it sounded funny

[rapid aurora]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[static valley]

does a white liquid ooze out of your neck

[hollow surge]

no bro 😭

[static valley]

THEN WHY

DID YOU

USE

NUT

[hollow surge]

BECAUSE IT SOUNDED FUNNY

[glass shell]

i saw a madoka magica one and no matter what i did it never disappeared from my FYP

[static valley]

FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELF

[glass shell]

i reloaded like 5 times and it kept coming back

[static valley]

then fucking explain like a normal person

[hollow surge]

i can't explain it because i lack the ammount of words and descriptions to explain it

it's like when you hit your elbow you can't explain the feeling

[static valley]

what, the tv static?

[rapid aurora]

THIS GUY IS #1

[glass shell]

imagine passing next to an interrogation room and you hear "WHY DID YOU NUT WITH YOUR NECK" and someone slamming a table

[hollow surge]

my dad has these twitches too it's probably hereditary or something

[glass shell]

hahas,,, you nut with that neck?

im killing myszlf

[hollow surge]

😭

[glass shell]

straighr up

I CAN'T TYPE

[hollow surge]

this is the funniest tihng ever

[static valley]

even better if it's a russian accent

[rapid aurora]

killing yourself won't fix your problems

[hollow surge]

it feels like how i'd imagine it feels when you scratch behind a cat's ear

[glass shell]

it'll fix everyone elses because the moment i turn 18 im becoming the rightful empress of the world

[hollow surge]

that's the best description i have

[open pasture]

What is this guy on about

[cobalt echo]

[static valley]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that little shiver?????

[hollow surge]

Yes

YES THAT

[rapid aurora]

?

[glass shell]

WHY DID YOU DESCRIBE IT AS NUT

[static valley]

YE IK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[hollow surge]

i'm so glad this is not an original experience i was sweating

[glass shell]

no don't tell me you're a neck nutter too

fuck my life dude

[static valley]

no

i'm not

[hollow surge]

😭

[static valley]

I know what he's talking about though

[rapid aurora]

neck nut is a thing?

[static valley]

no

[glass shell]

yeah yeah right you're not one of them but you deffend them

[static valley]

stop calling it that

cease

[signal rose]

Crazy scrolling up and reading all this

[static valley]

i did not defend them

I said I know what they're talking about

[hollow surge]

I JUST THOUGHT ITD SOUND FUNNY STOP BASHING MY SKULL INTO THE PAVEMENT

[glass shell]

but anyways IM GONNA JAM THAT SHIT IN MY EAR TO SPITE YOU

[hollow surge]

god forbid

[static valley]

your funeral

[glass shell]

stop bashing my neck into m

[hollow surge]

shut up you're tiny

[glass shell]

i want to be the main course for my funeral

[coral wyvern]

hey uh did vencord remove like the 1080p screen share

[static valley]

@glass shell can't believe you ended the neck nutting conversation with "anyways i'm gonna jam that shit in"

[coral wyvern]

remember i could do like the plugin that removed the limit

[glass shell]

AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE THE ANATOMY OF AN ALIEN

[glass shell]

guh

[rapid aurora]

who's that

[glass shell]

that's me

hi

[static valley]

careful you might make someone's neck nut

what

[glass shell]

don't fucking

don't say that

[static valley]

my brain is fucking fried

[rapid aurora]

you don't exist

[glass shell]

DON'T SAY THAT

[hollow surge]

i AM DYING

I AM FADING

[coral wyvern]

was the 4k screenshare removed from vencord?

[glass shell]

no one said massive

[hollow surge]

were discussing other important things

[glass shell]

nevo no one said that

[hollow surge]

like neck nuts

[rapid aurora]

yes..

[hollow surge]

massive

[rapid aurora]

no one said massive

[static valley]

gallons

💀

[glass shell]

I don't believe in you!
I don't believe in you!
I don't believe in you!

[rapid aurora]

all of you will get a trillion dollar or 5 robux

[glass shell]

WHAT IS THIS CONVERSATION MAKE IT STOP

[rapid aurora]

I believe in you!
i believe in you!
i believe in you!

[glass shell]

have you not seen the whitest kids u know sketch

[rapid aurora]

beluga fans?

[hollow surge]

gallons of neck nut

FLOODS

[rapid aurora]

BRO STOP I IMAGINE SOMETHING TERRIBLE WHEN YOU SAY THAT

[hollow surge]

that one joker gif

[glass shell]

https://youtu.be/sTAD8JMkU88

nevo i need to make you discover so many things

you've NEVER HEARD of The Whitest Kids U Know

like EVER??

[hollow surge]

where's the greenest kid u know

[glass shell]

ok alien

[hollow surge]

#weexisttoo

#greenpride

[glass shell]

fucking shnip shnorp dude

[rapid aurora]

:(

[glass shell]

why are you sad facing me

[hollow surge]

dont call me that it's offensive

[rapid aurora]

have you heard of.. bouzebal..?

[glass shell]

no

but watch the video i sent

[static valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232133894636048445/1325358306491105330/togif.gif

[hollow surge]

!remindme 26d the game

[river thunder]

Alright @hollow surge, in 3 weeks and 5 days: the game

[rapid aurora]

i did
and what kind of game is called by motorcycle mama

[glass shell]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOOU

[hollow surge]

ive been doing this for 4 days now

[glass shell]

now you get why i said i don't believe in you

[hollow surge]

the world will weep in february the 6th

[glass shell]

also it's because people can say mamas instead of ladies or shit like that

no one says that anymore but like

[rapid aurora]

isn't that right mama

[hollow surge]

[glass shell]

i was on a fucking streak

you son of a bitch

[rapid aurora]

HE'S A DOG?

[hollow surge]

i'm debating weather or not to make this joke

[glass shell]

WELL HIS MOM SURE IS

[hollow surge]

weather

🌧️

[glass shell]

it's whether

[rapid aurora]

@hollow surge son of a cat

[hollow surge]

it's whthether

[glass shell]

I have troubles with that word too

[hollow surge]

whidedether

[slow urchin]

love

[hollow surge]

whididdy whididdy thoo

[hollow surge]

it's me

[slow urchin]

this guy

[hollow surge]

nvm he's a yeller

[slow urchin]

wat 😭

[rapid aurora]

me in the day of judgement after god agreed with every opinion i said that made people hate me and all of em will go to hell

[static valley]

yella

[glass shell]

me on the day of judgement in the infinite void because i don't believe in no god

[rapid aurora]

the deepest pit on hell

[glass shell]

nop

[rapid aurora]

you'll meet hazbin hotel characters in hell

[glass shell]

i'd rather kill myself

[static valley]

why are the buttons on this calculator sticky

[hollow surge]

i will never go to hell

[static valley]

freaky 84

[rapid aurora]

THEN GO TO HEAVEN

[hollow surge]

someone done neck nut init...

[glass shell]

ew no i ain't part of that saint shit

[rapid aurora]

you are young
once you become a grown man every single sin will be marked. there is no escape
oh you'll try and lie to God? I'll be there and make sure to tell him everything you did

[lapis lava]

what’s god

[static valley]

daddy

[glass shell]

me on coronation day buddy

[rapid aurora]

brother

[glass shell]

go fuck yourself

[static valley]

you betcha

[glass shell]

im gonna hurt you i think

ill clean your ears with a Q-Tip

[rapid aurora]

what makes you guys don't believe in god

[hollow surge]

did you know eargasms are a thing

[static valley]

i regret looking back

[slow urchin]

what is with the religious shit in chat

[glass shell]

can we just stop talking for a minute

[hollow surge]

okay sorry

[slow urchin]

real

[glass shell]

free speech was a mistake

[static valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232133894636048445/1286467566235029546/togif.gif

[rapid aurora]

ok stop talking about religion
this is vencord

let's talk about genshin

[slow urchin]

lmfao

[glass shell]

there will be no free speech under my world wide regime

only the mines and a big obelisk where I live at the top

[rapid aurora]

you will be dead next week

[glass shell]

i avoided death so many times I got plot armor

[hollow surge]

i'm fycking dyoing i live this image

[glass shell]

i shouldn't have been alive I got like terribly sick when I was a baby

like actually deathly ill

[hollow surge]

i was supposed to be blind in one eye

cuz i fell on it once

[rapid aurora]

i shouldn't have been alive I'm a Moroccan

[hollow surge]

and then i also spun some cable and almost went blind on the same eye again

[lapis lava]

lc.ud eargasm

[night blaze]

eargasm

Description

1. noun. The sensation one gets while hearing a dramatic climax in music.
2. noun. The climax of musical excitement.
3. verb. To have an eargasm.

Stats

<:i:1263589685243154515>   2127   ​ <:i:1263589702171103242>   399  
Author: Rachel

Example

1. I nearly had an eargasm while listening to his performance of Rachmaninoff's Second Piano Concerto.
2. My favorite part of that piece is the eargasm.
3. When we listened to that music, did you eargasm?

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/10

[slow urchin]

how the fuck do you fall on your eye

i feel like i couldnt do that if i tried

[hollow surge]

that one

it's that one

the qtip one

what the fuck is this description

[glass shell]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ONE

[hollow surge]

like on the edge of something

[paper gate]

@glass shell hiii

[glass shell]

i almost got crushed by a train once

[static valley]

[glass shell]

and then twice

[slow urchin]

oh that makes more sense

[hollow surge]

it's this one

[paper gate]

how

[static valley]

euthanization

right now

[hollow surge]

idk what nipplestand means

[glass shell]

train passed even though the green thing indicated me to walk

the train was at a stop so it was supposed to be stopped

but no it went anyways

[velvet hill]

vengasm

[glass shell]

i was like in the middle of the tracks and it felt like time stopped

and my brain went in like

autopilot mode

[hollow surge]

joever mode

[glass shell]

and then i was on the other side

[keen junco]

i'm vennietholic

[static valley]

your brain locked in 😭

[glass shell]

like it was a blur

i didn't even see it happen

[velvet hill]

ven has a vengasm when pull requests reach 6 months open

[glass shell]

my brain was just like get the fuck out of here

[hollow surge]

locked in vs geeked

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow is this true

veeee 😭

[glass shell]

my brain has a thing for getting out of deathly situations

[hollow surge]

WHAT

and you call ME a freak

[static valley]

suicidemaxxing 😭

[glass shell]

i think it puts so much processing on living that i don't even see it happen

[paper gate]

a freak

[keen junco]

that's called a survival instinct

[velvet hill]

callie discovers instinct

[glass shell]

idk some people would just stay frozen there

or panic

[hollow surge]

your ass is uhhh flight mode

[glass shell]

my brain just fucking LOCKS IN

[hollow surge]

fight flight or freeze

[static valley]

no i believe it's called common sense

[fallow drum]

it’s called thrill i would say

[velvet hill]

fight or flight

[rapid aurora]

i have a really fast sense when a car is about to hit me
my leg automatically stops for 2 seconds once i hear a car coming and i immediately take a step back

[fallow drum]

that’s why people like scary things lol

[keen junco]

no they wouldn't, everyone's brain would just take over

[glass shell]

then a lot of people don't have it because holy damn ive seen people just stop moving infront of certain death

[hollow surge]

no they would

[glass shell]

like paralysis

[hollow surge]

some people just freeze on scary situations

[static valley]

yeah fear paralysis

[velvet hill]

https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/fight-flight-freeze

[hollow surge]

freeze

[glass shell]

my response to threats is getting away

like even with psychological shit

[hollow surge]

that's flight mode

[glass shell]

if a situation hurts me i have a bad habit of getting as far away as I can from it

[static valley]

fight, flight, freeze, neck nut

[hollow surge]

TRUE

[glass shell]

instead of dealing with it

[fallow drum]

@glass shell why are you cappy i thought you didn’t like miside idk maybe im just forgetful

[glass shell]

STOPPPP

[rapid aurora]

The human body is really something awesome
some people actually don't realize that

[hollow surge]

fight, flight, freeze, neck nut, eargasm

[glass shell]

NECK NUT IS NOT THE NEW VENCORD BIT

[paper gate]

@fallow drum hiiii

[glass shell]

I WON'T ALLOW IT

[paper gate]

whats neck nut

[hollow surge]

that feeling on your neck

when it shivers

[static valley]

neckgasm

wtf

[glass shell]

@fallow drum i didn't like the game and then I played it

[hollow surge]

neckgasm 🔥

[deep token]

awesom

[fallow drum]

oh okay that’s cool super cute pfp though

[velvet hill]

why is this channel so weird

[fallow drum]

miside or not i think it’s a cute pfp

[glass shell]

my friend saw cappie because I was streaming the game to my friends and he was like "that's literally you"

also thanks a lot

[fallow drum]

i’m officially gonna start using pride husk @paper gate

[hollow surge]

neck husk

[fallow drum]

instead of regular husk

[paper gate]

ulgy

[hollow surge]

prusk

[paper gate]

@fallow drum wyd

[fallow drum]

at work

on break though

[hollow surge]

you be on break i be breaking down

[deep token]

im breaking bad

[static valley]

i be neck nutting

[hollow surge]

i be neck nutting

FUCK

[glass shell]

rosie so woke

[hollow surge]

YOU BEAT ME TO IT

this made my neck nut...

[deep token]

wok

[glass shell]

IM NOT ALLOWING THIS TO BECOME THE NEW VENCORD BIT PLEASE

PLEASSEE

[rapid aurora]

NECK NUT

[static valley]

neck nutttttt

[glass shell]

nevo not you too

[hollow surge]

neck nut

[glass shell]

im gonna actually kill myself

[hollow surge]

"evenn you brutus"

[static valley]

neck nutting

[hollow surge]

neckpilled nutmaxxer

[glass shell]

FUCK YIU

FUCK YOU

[keen junco]

make minkypride

[glass shell]

Marvin please be sensed

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[keen junco]

what

[rapid aurora]

marvin say it

[hollow surge]

marvin will necknut

[rapid aurora]

pls

[glass shell]

Marvin you think this is bad right

[hollow surge]

billions must nut their neck

[glass shell]

you think this bit genuinely sucks right

[keen junco]

yes

[fallow drum]

i don’t need to minky is already a pride symbol that is put on every flag at every pride event

[rapid aurora]

😔

[paper gate]

@fallow drum hiii

[glass shell]

YES FINALLY

[viral cape]

yop

[glass shell]

THANK YOU MARVING

[paper gate]

rosinga

[glass shell]

KEEP TALKING MARVIN

[hollow surge]

@keen junco i will have you euthanized

[deep token]

im gonna euthanize myself

💯

[hollow surge]

i'm gonna neck nut

[glass shell]

im gonna euthanize yourself

[static valley]

you should euthanize yourself, NOW

[keen junco]

no i'm going to eat food and go back to watching my music production course

[glass shell]

you're earless it's weird

[hollow surge]

no nut in neck sign

[paper gate]

@keen junco marvin

[keen junco]

yop

[lavish owl]

marvin gaye

[rare trout]

@lapis lava fuck you

[glass shell]

oooo you wanna make music?

[rare trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1327340088035905566/rapidsave.com_bbzr5cqgx4ce1.gif

[viral cape]

DAMNNNNNN

[keen junco]

well i think it would hardly be called music by actual musicians but yes i am making music

but i'm leveling up my craft still

[glass shell]

erm if you need a pianist or something,,,,,

im here,,

[fallow drum]

i made marvin so marvin music is all AI generated music developed by me

[glass shell]

ill kill you and myself

ai generated music so husk

[fallow drum]

marvin loves AI so much

[glass shell]

music's everything to me seeing it ai generated makes me so sad

[hollow surge]

@static valley

[glass shell]

music's like my entire life

[keen junco]

so far i'm only making stuff by ear in a daw but maybe someday i go grab an actual piano

[hollow surge]

what in the world

[glass shell]

yah

but if you need anything im here hahas,,,

[hollow surge]

ear you say

[rapid aurora]

should i change pfp

[keen junco]

sure

[glass shell]

fuck off fuck off fucj off

[hollow surge]

live laugh neck nut

[glass shell]

ive been a pianist for 6+ years and i studied some music theory

[glass shell]

what is wrong with you

[deep token]

bomb

[keen junco]

my music theory is fuck around and find out

[glass shell]

honestly I have the same approach

[hollow surge]

same

[glass shell]

I learned music theory so I could break it

[rare trout]

Marvin must've wrote in the thick of it

[hollow surge]

music theory be just trying shit out til it sounds good

[glass shell]

I don't like basic ass chords

[glass shell]

not really

[keen junco]

no but i'm working on this currently

[hollow surge]

i mean my music theory

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[rare trout]

Make a in the thick of it remix that sounds good

[keen junco]

i will not

thats impossible

[rare trout]

HUSK DISCORD AUDIO PLAYER

[paper gate]

marvin will explode

[hollow surge]

i made this yersteday

[keen junco]

yop

[static valley]

huh

[hollow surge]

@static valley

[glass shell]

DEAR GOD EQ THAT SHIT PLEASSEEE

[static valley]

whar

[rare trout]

How do I close

[glass shell]

Equalizing makes a big difference

[paper gate]

@keen juncowhat if oyu were fernch

[hollow surge]

your prison will be discord audio player

[hollow surge]

cjicken nut

[keen junco]

you mean because i'm clipping or why

[rare trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130327724620271687/1327325397741731870/ibTjEwW.gif

[hollow surge]

million

nilsongamer99

[rare trout]

milion

[glass shell]

your instruments are not meshing

[keen junco]

hm

[hollow surge]

1-2: THE BURNING WORLD

[glass shell]

your music not clipping doesn't mean it's well mixed

mixing is an essential part

it can make or break your song

[hollow surge]

ultrakill level

[hollow surge]

holy fuck that is a giraffe

long ass neck

[paper gate]

insane

[keen junco]

yeah i know that, but the leads should be meshing considering i'm using a glue compressor

[glass shell]

using a compressor is a good reflex but also use an equalizer

[paper gate]

@rare troutiunsane

[glass shell]

oh yeah also add a big beefy bass it would make it sound awesome

or an 808

that works too

[keen junco]

there is bass already

maybe a bit quiet idk

[glass shell]

oh damn I could barely hear it

[glass shell]

problem with leads like those is they can overtake a lot of the songs easily

[keen junco]

yeah ofc

[rare trout]

I'm gonna

[keen junco]

but its the correct thing to do in that genre

[glass shell]

also sorry if this seems like criticism im just a big music nerd

[keen junco]

no its all fine

[velvet hill]

why is it so full of static

fix your eq guhh

[rare trout]

why is it so full of autistic

[keen junco]

you're full of static

[glass shell]

that's what im sayin

[keen junco]

maybe its because i'm using headphones

i need proper speakers for this shit

[covert patio]

play some merzbow please

[glass shell]

i only recommend having statics to get a realistic sound

it's what I do for pianos

[raw panther]

you need more separation of the bass and lead I think

[glass shell]

OOT + some EQ-ing and it sounds realistic as fuck

[velvet hill]

what is oot

[keen junco]

OTT

[glass shell]

because I use a Midi keyboard and sometimes it sounds fucking shit even if you do the best mixing ever

[glass shell]

i typo'd i meant OTT

[rare trout]

@keen junco what do you think of this music i made

[keen junco]

next you're gonna recommend Soundgoodizer

[velvet hill]

what is that!

[glass shell]

no im not

soundgoodiser sucks

[keen junco]

upband compressor

[glass shell]

over the top compression

[keen junco]

or that

[glass shell]

i make very specific genres where they sound good im not saying it's gonna sound good everywhere

[cobalt echo]

[velvet hill]

i like it

why is the metronome there

[rare trout]

i didnt make it

[velvet hill]

insane

[glass shell]

OTT + some EQ is good for piano improvs because it makes it sound recorded instead of having that MIDI feeling despite having realistic velocity because im literally playing a midi keyboard

[keen junco]

idk every big hard dance producer i've talked told me OTT is good as a free option but they'd use something else

[glass shell]

i only got a video of a recent song i made but I don't wanna self advertise it's stinky

[static valley]

this UI looks familiar

[glass shell]

i don't make dance I make weird jungle and sometimes I just make shit up

i don't even know what most of my music fits into

[glass shell]

i should really finish up a lot of my songs and publish them

[open pasture]

because its fire

with it

[glass shell]

i left people waiting for a year to upload a fucking piano improv

[rare trout]

wait harder

[static valley]

rimworld!!!!

idk why i almost said stellaris

[rare trout]

this is my experiment

[raw panther]

can I get :3 in chat

[rapid aurora]

HELLO

[cobalt echo]

:3

[raw panther]

:3

[cobalt echo]

Hi NEVO

[static valley]

why do you have a chained up, 11 year old child

[glass shell]

:3

[rapid aurora]

helloo

[static valley]

okay buddy where's the baby oil

[rapid aurora]

voice reveal if you guys guess how many people i have in ny basement

[rare trout]

2

[rapid aurora]

no

[rare trout]

i still need to cut out their eyes

[raw panther]

0

[rare trout]

then the human nugget will be complete

[viral cape]

4

[cunning plank]

Hello

[rapid aurora]

all answer are wrong
i don't have a basement

[rare trout]

yeah you do

im in it

i see you

i hear you

[rapid aurora]

shhh

[rare trout]

you are not safe

[raw panther]

me neither but there's still crying under my floor

[rapid aurora]

i smell you (you are stinky)

[rapid aurora]

[paper gate]

@rare trout

[glass shell]

LMAO

also hiii celery

[cobalt echo]

I'm there I don't see anyone else

hiii

[raw panther]

I'm in your floors

[rare trout]

I'm in

[cobalt echo]

I'm in your basement

Fear me

[rare trout]

I'm in you

https://tenor.com/view/chestburster-avp-aliens-gif-20516091

[cobalt echo]

.<

[keen junco]

this is the stuff i'm going for https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=H6S-duWW1_w

[cobalt echo]

So are you like my baby? You're in my belly :>

[rare trout]

Open reddit
First post I see

[paper gate]

@cobalt echo is a

[keen junco]

[rare trout]

Twink pregnancy

[cobalt echo]

She said she's in me not me

[cobalt echo]

Hi I'm

[keen junco]

you're both at fault

[paper gate]

hiiii

[cobalt echo]

For being pregnant???

[keen junco]

yes

[paper gate]

@keen junco is gregnant

[cobalt echo]

[keen junco]

we are not allowing pregnancy and child birth in vencord general chat

[cobalt echo]

Am I going to get punished now? :<

Or just a warning?

[hollow surge]

what the fuck is this spawn

bitch i just got here stop throwing final bosses at me

[keen junco]

exiled

[glass shell]

IM HAPPY I GET TO DRINK YIPPEH

[rapid aurora]

[cobalt echo]

Crazy,,, I was crazy once

[hollow surge]

why does the saddle have that patch thing

are we talking about the same thing

[hollow surge]

can we stop showing masturbation devices to children on off topic

this is the second day in a row

[rapid aurora]

at some point you'll get banned

[hollow surge]

it shouldn't even be one day in a row

how do you people manage to make it two days in a row

what the hell

[raw panther]

welcome to discord

[hollow surge]

no this is solely a vencord problem

not one other server ive been on

had this problem

[cobalt echo]

Let's create an awkward silence

[hollow surge]

it's already awkward

[glass shell]

not even finished with my first glass and i feel fucking great

[cobalt echo]

I want some too

Please

I need to relax

[rare trout]

What

it's at ces

[glass shell]

drink vodkaa with meeee

[cobalt echo]

Yeyyyyy

[rare trout]

The Carter family edited trump out of the funeral photo

BRUH

[cobalt echo]

Where is he

[rare trout]

I deleted it

I didn't know husk

[paper gate]

you get a hug

[cobalt echo]

Yeyyyyy

[keen junco]

[hollow surge]

:sob

it's okay

[keen junco]

gone, i ate him

[rare trout]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/whenthe/s/LZeg7RkFgr

[jaunty trellis]

ong

[cobalt echo]

Abcdefghijylmnopqtvsagwzxz

[keen junco]

i agree

that's almost the entire alphabet correctly written

[jaunty trellis]

celery is drunk

can't even spell the alphabet

[cobalt echo]

How do you know that

Stop spying on meee

[jaunty trellis]

minky corp has eyes everywhere

[sudden sun]

@jaunty trellis @cobalt echo @rare trout hiii oomfies

[cobalt echo]

hii

[rare trout]

Hii

[cobalt echo]

Hopefully you don't see me right now,,,

[viral cape]

cyclops army

[open pasture]

extremely genious

clearly

were all just very stupid

[jaunty trellis]

haiii

[cobalt echo]

people like Minecraft here I see

[viral cape]

i tolerate minecraft

[jaunty trellis]

I'll pretend not to

[viral cape]

i build big minky farms in minecraft

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/wiggle-cat-meow-wiggle-cat-meow-vute-gif-26293251

[jaunty trellis]

wait is that bedrock

[glass shell]

guhh

my second glass was a bit too charged

[sudden sun]

thats java on nintendo switch

[jaunty trellis]

[glass shell]

i love you all qo fucking much dude

[jaunty trellis]

so callie is fr drunk

[glass shell]

@rapid aurora you're wive material

[cobalt echo]

we love you 2 ! :>

[jaunty trellis]

hm

stay safe callie

don't drink too much more

it'd be great if you didn't end up in the ER for alcohol poisoning

[glass shell]

the night's just startedd

[glass shell]

i didn't even finish my second drink damnn

[jaunty trellis]

and you're already drunk 😭

[cobalt echo]

be safe callie,,,

[glass shell]

im very light and small I get drunk really fastt

and i run on vodka exclusively soo

ill be dfinee

[jaunty trellis]

[glass shell]

if i die i can't take over the world

[glass shell]

y'all think drinking 2mililitters of alchohol will make you explode

[cobalt echo]

if you start hearing your microwave talk, DM me alright?
Just making sure you'll be alright,,,

[glass shell]

dude my microwave talks ALL THE TIME

[jaunty trellis]

no I'm concerned that if you're already drunk not even 2 drinks in you'll end up drinking way too much

[glass shell]

i drank the equivalent of two and a half shots

i have a plan every time i drink

half a shot

two shots

[rare trout]

i should get drunk

[glass shell]

water break for 30 mins to an hour

and then i go again

[cobalt echo]

Callie will not remember this conversation when she wakes up,,,

[keen junco]

she regularly gets drunk

[keen junco]

you already are

[rare trout]

drunker then

[keen junco]

you're already right before alcohol poisoning

one 1ml and u die

[rare trout]

did i stutter

[jaunty trellis]

[drifting carbon]

hi

[keen junco]

yes

[jaunty trellis]

hai

[drifting carbon]

hi elissa

[rare trout]

fuck you

[rare trout]

hi

[keen junco]

i'm good thank you

[drifting carbon]

bruh

thats just against rule 2..

[tame tide]

@paper gate

[cobalt echo]

I'm concerned

[keen junco]

she's just french

[drifting carbon]

same

[keen junco]

totally normal activities for french people

[drifting carbon]

i wish i had unlimited internet

instead we have limited quota internet in egypt..

[jaunty trellis]

horror

I spend like multiple TB per month

[drifting carbon]

like 10tb costs almost 10k egp per year

[cobalt echo]

Yeah calling Nova wife material is normal too yeah?

[drifting carbon]

which is expensive af

[jaunty trellis]

what's that in euro

[keen junco]

what

[glass shell]

i don't drink that much

[drifting carbon]

193 euros

[jaunty trellis]

GUH?

[glass shell]

and im surrounded by trusted adults rn

[cobalt echo]

.

[glass shell]

when I drink alone i don't drink a lott

[drifting carbon]

actually lemme check the price again

jeez..

[glass shell]

no but like hes so fuckin g cute sometimes

literal wifemat erial

[drifting carbon]

200 euros per year for 1tb..

[keen junco]

I'm talking about Amber not you

[cobalt echo]

You just don't remember how much you drank because you were alone and drank so much

[glass shell]

noooo i only drink one or two drinks when im alone

[jaunty trellis]

[glass shell]

getting fucjed up alone is sad and kinda weird

[keen junco]

Idk

[cobalt echo]

I want to get drunk too,,,

[glass shell]

my brother scolds me for it

get drunkk with meee

[jaunty trellis]

nvhhr will fund vendor alcohol addiction

[raw panther]

I barely fund mine

[keen junco]

I'll give you a reason

[jaunty trellis]

[rare trout]

salem techsperts said i can take my first shots in his repair shop

[drifting carbon]

even worse is if you want higher speeds with 1tb your gonna have to pay 320 euros

[jaunty trellis]

am gonna turn the sauna on brb

[drifting carbon]

per year

[jaunty trellis]

HUSK

[rare trout]

and i thought us internet was a scam

[drifting carbon]

yeah 320 euros per year is insane

i wish i was still in the middle east

unlimited internet..

[rare trout]

me and my friend both had unlimited data phone plans

so we would try to rack up terabytes of usage per month

and see who could do more

[keen junco]

That's the most Finnish thing ever

[drifting carbon]

or about 32 euros per month

[cunning plank]

Hello

[drifting carbon]

i cant even get unlimited data phone plans

i can only get like 40gb

[jaunty trellis]

mabe

[keen junco]

I'll turn up the heat to maximum and lock you in there

[raw panther]

that feel when uncapped 1Gbps on phone and 100Mbps fiber to home

[rare trout]

fiber
100mbps

what

[raw panther]

it comes as fiber to the end of the rowhouse and then rj11 to unit

[rare trout]

3rd degree burns on face

[glass shell]

hehehe

nevoooooooooo

[rare trout]

we got fiber run into our house

[cobalt echo]

[raw panther]

I could get 200Mbps but meh

[rapid aurora]

callie

[glass shell]

nevoooo

[jaunty trellis]

same

gigabit so nice

[cobalt echo]

I'm ready to hear the most random sht from Callie

Suprise me :3

[glass shell]

nevo you're like super fucjing cute sometims

[rapid aurora]

callie.. don't bully me

[rapid aurora]

the secret is cute gifs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1325820672399638610/j4iY6Cz.gif

[rare trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1320875336585711737/IMG_0743.gif

[glass shell]

no i mea n like personali ty and stuff

[rare trout]

flirting in the vencord server

[glass shell]

i wanna grab your fac e

[glass shell]

is ghat florting

flirting ×

[cobalt echo]

Callie this is flirting

[rare trout]

are you sure you arent absolutely hammered

[paper gate]

insane

[glass shell]

whaaaaat

[jaunty trellis]

[glass shell]

im a bit tipsyyy

[paper gate]

@glass shell

[jaunty trellis]

a bit

[paper gate]

calliee

[rare trout]

just a tiny bit

[keen junco]

You'll definitely be surprised

[glass shell]

@paper gate

[glass shell]

zooooooootie

[paper gate]

hiii

[glass shell]

hiiiiii

[drifting carbon]

this is gonna take a while..

[jaunty trellis]

[drifting carbon]

hi

[rare trout]

hi

[rapid aurora]

yeah I'm silly online
ty callie

[glass shell]

i xas saying hi to zootie

[glass shell]

yeahhh

[rare trout]

Damn...

[glass shell]

im gonna grab you and place you in the corner and stare at you

[glass shell]

hiiii

[rare trout]

[glass shell]

nooooo

[rare trout]

I wanna get drunk now

[glass shell]

you're like cute n shit and stuff and things

[rare trout]

I've never drank

[glass shell]

and whatnlt

[drifting carbon]

dont

[raw panther]

I'm drunk

[glass shell]

drink with meeee

[drifting carbon]

its a bad idea..

[glass shell]

YOU TOOO

[rapid aurora]

callie deserves a big hug

[glass shell]

AYYYYYYY FRIENDDDDD

[glass shell]

fro m nevo?

[rare trout]

Scared

[raw panther]

:3

[jaunty trellis]

my sister has a friend for a sleepover so I can't get drunk

[raw panther]

why not

[jaunty trellis]

cuz mum said so

and she's the one who bought all the drinks we have rn

so

[cobalt echo]

Callie I drank some beer

[jaunty trellis]

also my dad doesn't drink so I can't even ask him about it

[drifting carbon]

i cant drink at all

[raw panther]

:\

[rapid aurora]

YES

[drifting carbon]

until i die

[glass shell]

i don't like beer the taste is weirdds

[jaunty trellis]

sadge

[glass shell]

huggg meeee

ill hug you tight

[rapid aurora]

I can't drink because it's not even in my country

[glass shell]

and youe eyes will pop out like a cartoon

[drifting carbon]

for me it is on my country but since im muslim

i cant drink

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-25588766

[rare trout]

I'm gonna drink to feel better

[glass shell]

it's okay you can drink water

[rapid aurora]

sidi ali on top

[drifting carbon]

lemme get a cup of water

[glass shell]

nevoooooooooooooo

[drifting carbon]

brb

[glass shell]

nevooo

[rapid aurora]

hi

[raw panther]

but what if the sun goes down so allah cn't see

[glass shell]

cuteee

[glass shell]

that's so fucking deep

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[jaunty trellis]

meta

[drifting carbon]

im not stupid..

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

I'm stupid don't mind me :3

[rapid aurora]

omg my head hurt when i lagh

laugh

[drifting carbon]

its ok

ig

[glass shell]

awww

what if i take care if you while youre sick an d shit

ill poke your face

[jaunty trellis]

insane

[glass shell]

emo era

[edgy ermine]

@rapid aurora hi nevo

[glass shell]

omgg hii nevo

[drifting carbon]

hi nevo

[lavish relic]

glarp

[glass shell]

FUCKING GLARP DUDE SO TRUE

[rapid aurora]

trust me that would be terrible when I'm sick
idk how to breath at night
i literally scream
i get sweaty so fast
my hair becomes ugly
i drink water a lot

[rapid aurora]

hello

[lavish relic]

hiii calliteki

[glass shell]

its okay

water is awesome

[drifting carbon]

hi

[lavish relic]

hii stupid im minding u

[rapid aurora]

i didn't shave my beard in the past 5 days
just shaved it a few minutes ago

[glass shell]

im gonna grab your face and hold it

[rapid aurora]

you'll get sick too

[glass shell]

i don't care

[drifting carbon]

why do you guys like love nevo so much..

[lavish relic]

i need something sweet

[glass shell]

because nevo so cuteee

and im kindaa tipsyy

[jaunty trellis]

[glass shell]

head feeling funny

[lavish relic]

@keen junco i summon u

[lavish relic]

what did u drink callie

[jaunty trellis]

a bit more than kinda tipsy but sure

[jaunty trellis]

vodka

[lavish relic]

oo

[glass shell]

thats so fucjing funny

[lavish relic]

i miss drinking i have a few tests so i cant

[glass shell]

im drinking water rifh t now

[drifting carbon]

i cant drink until i die

[lavish relic]

when im done im getting wasted >:3

[rapid aurora]

I NEED FURINA I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER

[lavish relic]

why doesn't america have brick and mortar houses

its so weird

[raw panther]

100 mil usd houses made of plywood smh

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-build-break-gif-4651371

[cobalt echo]

hug

[lavish relic]

ur made of plywood

[raw panther]

nuh uh

[lavish relic]

ill burn uuu

[glass shell]

huggg

[glass shell]

what if i was furina

[rapid aurora]

i wish i was a cowboy.. like..john Marston
i asked mom and she laughed at me😔

[lavish relic]

@raw panther im so hungry

[rapid aurora]

you will make me furina's famous dish
i always want to try it

[raw panther]

eat something

[glass shell]

yay

i need to learn to cook

[lavish relic]

its night i only have some monster

[glass shell]

i can only do pasta

[rapid aurora]

me too i wanna have experience in cooking :(

[drifting carbon]

xqc trying to destory a piece of artwork in r/place:

[rapid aurora]

i always ask my mom to show me how to cook
she never trust me

[lavish relic]

i can make some really good sandwiches

[raw panther]

surely you have some bread or noodles or something

[lavish relic]

i hate instant ramen 😭

[rapid aurora]

i can only cook eggs
make tea
spaghetti
noodles

[raw panther]

eat that

[lavish relic]

oo i have milk

ok im making a milkshake

[glass shell]

wife material,,,

[rapid aurora]

omg i want hot chocolate rn
should i make one

[lavish relic]

yopp

twinning

[rapid aurora]

like i want a really hot chocolate milk

[fallow drum]

if you wanna be an experienced cook then make hot chocolate the right way

[lavish relic]

@raw panther have u tried gin milk

[raw panther]

what the fuck

[lavish relic]

its a dare shot

[fallow drum]

real chocolate and stuff in a pan

it’s actually a complicated process

tons of stuff go into making a real hot chocolate

i wanna make soon

but it can go so many ways

[rapid aurora]

i never tried that
omg it looks so delicious

i don't have marshmallows

[lavish relic]

i played drunk poker in my undergrad and when someones knocked out they drank a gin milk shot

[fallow drum]

yeah it’s an amazing way to make hot chocolate but it is pretty difficult and pricey

but it’s what true hot chocolate is meant to be

[raw panther]

ew

[fallow drum]

it is very dependent upon cultures though

[drifting carbon]

i wanna make this but i dont know how..

[lavish relic]

ooo i like tiramisu

its not too hard to make

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[fallow drum]

it is pretty simple but it can get expensive

[glad sphinx]

chomiks and frogs now????

[lavish relic]

i hate u now i want tiramisu with a latte

[drifting carbon]

maybe i can either make tiramisu manually or order it

maybe even with a latte

[lavish relic]

fay do u brew ur own coffee

[fallow drum]

i don’t drink coffee

[glad sphinx]

same

[fallow drum]

but if i did i would but that’s expensive

[lavish relic]

:<

[drifting carbon]

i think i do drink coffee but not always

[lavish relic]

i brew at home its awesome

[drifting carbon]

i know how to make it tho

[glad sphinx]

so is buying coffee?

[lavish relic]

i get my beans roasted at a neighbors house

[lavish relic]

the equipment

[fallow drum]

the equipment is like several hundred dollars and a lot of work if you want “real coffee”

[lavish relic]

anything other than drip will cost u a fortune

[glass shell]

im holding the water botle with my thighs its so fucking funby

[fallow drum]

i’ve seen a lot of people do it

[keen kernel]

Won't fix

https://worst.fit

[glad sphinx]

I only drink poutine juice

[fallow drum]

it’d be more expensive buying coffee at starbucks every day for a year yeah but the equipment up front is pricey

[lavish relic]

oh no no no those people are insane
its a hundo max

[glass shell]

can we drink hot chocolate togetherrr

[cobalt echo]

Yeyyy

[rapid aurora]

oui

[glass shell]

yayyy

i fninshed my water bottle

it's time for more vodka

[fallow drum]

tbf this is super common it’s a new year after all

[glad sphinx]

:blobcathotchocolate:

[lavish relic]

i hate astigmatism

so bad

[glad sphinx]

i hate phobophobia

[glass shell]

my eyes are pzrfectt

imm perfectt

[rare trout]

gusk

[drifting carbon]

husk this user

[rapid aurora]

bleh..

[glad sphinx]

husked 👍

[cobalt echo]

e

[drifting carbon]

ok

[glad sphinx]

a sports

its in the game

[kind summit]

@fallow drum haiii

[glass shell]

@rapid aurora cuteee

[main wyvern]

[rapid aurora]

@glass shell explode

[cobalt echo]

Take it to DMs :3

We heard enough of your flirting with nevo here :P

[drifting carbon]

idk whats going on dms and the flirting with nevo

maybe theres something up?

nevermind idk

i have no idea..

this is my fav drink

[cobalt echo]

Idk but I hope I get invited to the wedding

[rapid aurora]

ME TOO ME TOO

[drifting carbon]

ok..

[drifting carbon]

fr

[keen junco]

I've been summoned

[glad sphinx]

pokeball is slow ig

[keen junco]

Was watching anime

[rare trout]

S tier purse