🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[fallow pawn]

anything could really break during transit if mishandled

[sudden sun]

not in transit

by owners

[fallow pawn]

ive seen amazon delivery throw shit out like its garbage on peoples doorsteps

[lusty oak]

this is why you don't buy ultrathin laptops and you buy thinkpads

[sudden sun]

im just talking about owners of macbooks in particular

[fallow drum]

i think i could drop my macbook and nothing would happen (i have dropped it before)

[sudden sun]

same

[fallow drum]

though i’m very careful with it lol

but it did hit the ground hard

[mystic salmon]

what on

[lusty oak]

[fallow drum]

on the floor

[boreal torrent]

REAL

[sudden sun]

my mom dropped a vacuum cleaner from upstairs on my 2015 macbook pro which was at the bottom of the stairs and its fine

[fallow drum]

probably at a 4 foot height so not too bad really

[fallow pawn]

I was talking to jumbled of charactees

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[mystic salmon]

What was the floor made out of

[boreal torrent]

how much is that in meters

[sudden sun]

o

[boreal torrent]

or centimetres

[fallow drum]

wood ig

[drifting carbon]

i've never dropped my laptop before

[lusty oak]

what the fuck

[boreal torrent]

i aint speaking feet

[drifting carbon]

because it'd break easily

[mystic salmon]

I see

[boreal torrent]

lc.wa 4 feet to metres

[night blaze]

4 feet to metres

1.219 meters

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/15

[boreal torrent]

yeah that wasn't too tall

[sudden sun]

the one thing macbooks got going for them is they arent plastic thats it

[fallow drum]

yeah i’m very careful with it now though

[drifting carbon]

same

[mystic salmon]

LC.wa human foot length in feet

[night blaze]

human foot length in feet

between 0.75 and 0.91 feet

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/5

[mystic salmon]

Lies

[fallow pawn]

Im very thankful mine didnt break during shipping

[fallow drum]

i can’t afford for anything to break on my macbook 😭 i never got apple care

[boreal torrent]

how's my feet length less than a foot

[fallow drum]

i forgot to get apple care when i got it

[civic bolt]

🤦‍♀️

[drifting carbon]

i think this should go to #🤖-bot-commands

[jaunty trellis]

cuz it's based on some kings foot back in the day

[boreal torrent]

do you fucking measure it with the bigfoot's feet

[fallow pawn]

I dont even think the average person has that big of a foot

americans and their feet

[boreal torrent]

i aint understading feetery talk

[lusty oak]

a foot is 30cm right?

[sudden sun]

😭

[mystic salmon]

Roughly but not exactly

[jaunty trellis]

a bit more

[civic bolt]

about

[jaunty trellis]

30.48cm

[lusty oak]

I'm gonna measure my foot

[mystic salmon]

We should switch everything to metric I think, UK uses a weird mix of both and it sucks

[fallow pawn]

Im so careful that I dont even have apple care

thats just how good i am

[fallow drum]

me too i wasn’t the one who dropped my macbook my girlfriend did lol

[lavish relic]

uk doesnt use metric exclusively?

[lusty oak]

maybe she just has feet that are below average size

[fallow drum]

but it is nice to have

[brisk dagger]

hii guys, I have a question about Discord itself. Could someone please tell me why Discord has a limitation of notifying only 3 new messages (outside the app) when they are sent on a server, but when it's in the dm, are all new messages received in notifications?
Is there any way to modify the discord app so that we can remove the limit on notifications of new messages on servers, or not?

[fallow drum]

my apple watch i don’t need to worry at all

[fallow pawn]

I would cry if that happened to me

[mystic salmon]

Nope it uses plenty of imperial units

[lavish relic]

insane

[lusty oak]

we should burn the UK

[mystic salmon]

Cars have speeds in miles and hour and are miles away from destinations, but most younger people weigh themselves in kilograms for example

[fallow drum]

and i wanna keep it for years and years but because i can’t even get apple care anymore i fear it’ll break sometime lol

[jaunty trellis]

the uk and canada (and maybe upside down land idek?) use a funny mix of both depending on what they're measuring and it's stupid

[drifting carbon]

why are macbooks and iphones so expensive

😭

[mystic salmon]

Still use feet and inches for height

[lavish relic]

apple

[solemn plank]

working on something amazing. cannot say much more

[lusty oak]

what the fuck.

[mystic salmon]

btw British and American imperial units are very slightly different

[lusty oak]

Brand

[drifting carbon]

oh nevermind i forgot about apple charging 300 dollars for 16gb of ram instead of 8

[lusty oak]

That's why Nike shoes are also expensive

[kind summit]

check your notification settings

and server notifications settings

[fallow pawn]

see thats why I buy everything from ebay

[jaunty trellis]

cuz they know the apple fans will buy it anyway

[fallow drum]

macbook still almost the cheapest premium laptop there is (Dell, HP, Zenbook, etc etc)

[sudden sun]

actually its 200

[drifting carbon]

oh

[sudden sun]

troll~5

[fallow drum]

unless you get maxed out everything

[drifting carbon]

actually wait its 299.99$

[lavish relic]

what is the equivalent for 6 feet in metric
not the exact conversion but how people think someone is tall

[fallow pawn]

everything i find on ebay has like a 90% discount if i know where im looking

[brisk dagger]

all notification settings inside and outside discord are activated, I tested it on 2 different cell phones, the same thing happened on both

[mystic salmon]

Like 1m80

[lusty oak]

182 or 183

K think

[jaunty trellis]

~183 ish

[drifting carbon]

apple fans are gonna like buy new iphones that doesnt even have any difference to their previous iphone

[lusty oak]

I wish I could use ebay

[drifting carbon]

except for maybe the notch

[lavish relic]

so like people say theyre 183 when they exaggerate on dating apps

[lusty oak]

Apple fans are brain-dead

[lavish relic]

aliexpress my love

[fallow drum]

nobody actually does this apple just releases a new phone every year

[drifting carbon]

i wish i could shop on ebay

but its not availlable

[lusty oak]

I know many who do

[drifting carbon]

so i'll have to use another site

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[eager marsh]

I LOVE ALIEXPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lavish relic]

i get so many replacement parts on aliexpress

[mystic salmon]

btw why is the American bs about farenheit being human scale still a thing, Celsius makes perfect sense to me

[lusty oak]

Fuck shipping fees

❤️

[lavish relic]

it is kind of a human scale
since its more precise

[mystic salmon]

Below zero stuff is gonna start freezing, and each multiple of 10 Is a different temperature level

[eager marsh]

you can find items without any at all

[fallow pawn]

some old people i know do

[drifting carbon]

nope its still really expensive there too

[fallow drum]

idk anyone who does the only people i know who get a new iphone every year are people who work in construction and related fields and break their phone every 2 seconds

[lusty oak]

Now that Romania is in Schengen maybe we'll get more sea transport

[kind summit]

haiii @fallow drum

[eager marsh]

ipon

[solemn plank]

oh shit gamecube mic

[mystic salmon]

10C is a little cold but not much, 20C is a nice outdoors temperature, 30C is very warm and when heat starts becoming awful and 40C good luck

[boreal torrent]

liar

[lavish relic]

@mystic salmon like see a celsius is huge for the human body
even a bit of change is massive

[mystic salmon]

This is in the UK ofc

[fallow drum]

my uncle had his 8+ for the longest time and only recently upgraded to iPhone 13 Pro Max

[kind summit]

hai ayuxer

[fallow pawn]

Samsung users buy the same phone every year

[lavish relic]

if you gain a celsius in body temp its worrying

[fallow pawn]

basically the same thing..

[fallow drum]

samsung been the same phone for the last 6 years 😭

[solemn plank]

sam sung... and it sounded like dogshit

[eager marsh]

samsung fell off a bit

[fallow drum]

but iphone kinda has as well so it is what it is

not much changes in either

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[mystic salmon]

We have something called decimal points

[fallow drum]

i hate samsung more though due to their horrible presence in South Korea

[lusty oak]

Same design yeah

[fallow pawn]

I think it kinda hit its peak

[drifting carbon]

i dont like samsung because of how hard it is to mod their phones

[lusty oak]

because the people love it I guess

[sudden sun]

40ºc is perfect

[fallow pawn]

some phones eventually get to that

[lusty oak]

Imo it's ass

[drifting carbon]

once you unlock the bootloader knox is nonexistent

[mystic salmon]

Where the fuck do you live

[sudden sun]

the uk

[lavish relic]

its a bit hard when u need temp readings fast in hospitals

[fallow drum]

i prefer the S21+ design imo the MOST beautiful phone design in existence but it was also the crappiest samsung phone

[fallow pawn]

unless youre a chinese phone company

[fallow drum]

horrible thermals and performance

[fallow pawn]

then u make some wild shit every year

[drifting carbon]

here 5-10c is pretty cold

instead of little

[mystic salmon]

I wasn't in the UK for the peak of the 2022 heatwave but from previous heatwaves I already knew when it started to suck

[sudden sun]

i wanna go india again

[jaunty ore]

lc.img s21+ phone

[night blaze]

Samsung Galaxy S21, S21+, S21 Ultra: Price, Specs, Release Date ...

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/27

[jaunty ore]

hideous

[sudden sun]

where swift bird

[mystic salmon]

C++ is the last one right

[fallow pawn]

thats a logo not a mascot

[fallow pawn]

yea

[sudden sun]

i'd assume swift's mascot is the swift

[rapid aurora]

never argue with a woman who is well known in a server
because if you won the argument a lot of her friends and especially the delusional males will eat you alive

and don't argue with a male because he'll become your strinova best friend

[fallow pawn]

maybe if it had eyes

or a nose like duke

[sudden sun]

i'd imagine a swift would have eyes

[lavish relic]

whats a strinova

[fallow drum]

so beautiful

i had the white one but the performance was trash and the thermals were BAD

[fallow pawn]

unless I see emojis of the swift logo in different shapes or forms then i dont think it should be considered one

[lavish relic]

pb.img samsung duos

[night blaze]

Samsung Galaxy Trend S Duos II GT-S7562 Dual SIM Smartphone | eBay

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/21

[lavish relic]

peak

[mystic salmon]

Make a silhouette of the zig mascot

[fallow pawn]

no way

[sudden sun]

swift

[fallow pawn]

hes so cool

[solemn plank]

looked up "swift mascot" and got an amazon page. this is it everynody

here it is!

[lavish schooner]

TIL that my scanner's document feeder is actually useful and I should use it

[fallow pawn]

must be it

[lavish schooner]

especially since GNOME's scanner has "Combine sides (reverse)"

[fallow pawn]

sudo mascot

[lavish schooner]

sandwich

sudo make me a sandwich

it's a creepy looking sandwich

[fallow pawn]

didnt do the last one smh

[sudden sun]

sudo sudo

[solemn plank]

fum fact . pacman -Syu is the same as pacman -S then 65536 ys or smth idr

[fallow pawn]

yea

[jaunty trellis]

wrong

[jaunty trellis]

-Syu and -Syyu are different but after 2ys it's the same

[solemn plank]

it causes an overflow at some point iirc

[jaunty trellis]

also 2 y is just force download

uu is force upgrade (bad never do this)

[rapid aurora]

"do you prefer a smart but poor family or stupid but rich family"

being rich and stupid is impossible

[solemn plank]

dont you mean -Syyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyu

[jaunty trellis]

[solemn plank]

dud3 wtf i really turned duke into an egg and weirdly shaped frying pan

[kind summit]

lottery winners

[boreal torrent]

hii

[fallow pawn]

pacman -S$(python -c 'print("y"*(2**16+1))')u

[solemn plank]

this is syu right

not syyu

just making sure im not (that) insane

[rapid aurora]

guys am i the only one who keeps getting videos of gaza people that keep saying "please don't skip" in Instagram reels

every 2 second?

[drifting carbon]

nice code

[fallow pawn]

the point is that its supposed to print a lot of y's

[sudden sun]

hm

[sudden sun]

😭

[glass shell]

miside so good

[lapis lava]

i mostly get dark humor jokes (my black friend likes them) and linkin park (because thats probably the only non irl account i follow)

i don’t get gaza content because i don’t look at gaza content

so just a Skill Issue on ur side

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[bleak raptor]

uh

[tame tide]

@bleak raptor hey

[bleak raptor]

yeah

[rapid aurora]

the video is like some funny video in the first half then instantly changes to "please don't skip"

[keen kernel]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0kl9N9PMjGxDAKM0g4U1dP?si=HW33UD6_T2WIEhkdeR-Fxw

[glass shell]

this server

talks about this song

so fucking much

[keen kernel]

ITS ON SPOTIFY THO

[lapis lava]

not listening until i see PHONK HYPERPOP BREAKY REMIX

[keen kernel]

you dont GET IT

its not even ai its an original composition

[lapis lava]

@keen kernel would it make u leave if u joined a server and saw that many channels

[fallow pawn]

https://x.com/jonathan_blow/status/1876748466908787124?s=46

Jonathan Blow (@Jonathan_Blow) on X

@ThePrimeagen 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 9:51 PM

[keen kernel]

vencord has about that many channels

[lapis lava]

except theyre useful...

[stark herald]

HTTP/1.1 GET it

[lapis lava]

https://bsky.app/profile/nin0.dev/post/3lfdhqkbyus26

nin0 (@nin0.dev)

why be rusty when you can use the C programming language

Bluesky · Jan 9, 2025, 8:00 PM

[keen kernel]

havent clicked on #🖥-vesktop-development in eons

[bleak raptor]

um

[keen kernel]

water damage

(C)

Cwater damage

[bold adder]

🦀

[bleak raptor]

am i allowed to say "boo"

i want to be uh. Scary.

[bold adder]

AHHHHHHH

[bleak raptor]

boo!!

[cobalt echo]

Oh it's the ho ho ho ho ho ho ho guy

[bleak raptor]

that's santa

[drifting carbon]

i should follow nin0 on bluesky

[humble trench]

empty out your pockets is fire

i bought a paracetamol in egypt

[drifting carbon]

actually wait i dont even have an account

nvm

[cobalt echo]

You're Santa no?

[bleak raptor]

no im freddy

[stark herald]

@keen kernel

[bleak raptor]

freddy fazbear

[boreal torrent]

hola vencord

[jaunty trellis]

guh I keep accidentally hitting P{ instead of {}

[boreal torrent]

huh

why

[jaunty trellis]

idek

coderings too fast

[lavish relic]

wawa

[jaunty trellis]

[stone pawn]

Chomik

[sturdy snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/984465322662838333/1242157248600346745/1187728222700441691.gif

[drifting carbon]

hm

havent seen this before

[fallow pawn]

viggle

[sudden sun]

https://x.com/sakana_0082/status/1877400049514098963?s=46 @harsh minnow

いわし (@sakana_0082) on X

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 5:00 PM

[drifting carbon]

i should send a shiggy sticker in #🦊-shiggy-and-friends

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn https://x.com/yukkuri_yuduki/status/1877297301409992974?s=46

ユヅキ (@yukkuri_yuduki) on X

#初音ミク

Twitter · Jan 9, 2025, 10:12 AM

[drifting carbon]

i am confuse

[kind summit]

shiggy watching the code defenders

[heavy gorge]

Hello!

I’m now back to work

[drifting carbon]

nvm

[drifting carbon]

tiramisu is so good

[lapis lava]

@open pasture is so good

[drifting carbon]

fr

looks pretty delicious

[kind summit]

tiramisu

[fallow pawn]

vban 1

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned cenoem (@odd fog)

[sudden sun]

@open pasture hiiii

[boreal torrent]

oh cool

indonesia is in brics now

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[winged cloak]

freddy fazbear

[drifting carbon]

hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur

[bleak raptor]

am i scary

[drifting carbon]

no

[bleak raptor]

awh

okay

boo

[open pasture]

[lapis lava]

@stark herald

[stark herald]

🫃-off-topic-pregnant-men-only

[cobalt echo]

What the

[winged cloak]

💀

[jaunty trellis]

ffmpreg fres

[open pasture]

🤸
🦼 🏌🏻‍♂️

[cobalt echo]

What

Tge

The

[open pasture]

Tge

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/death-cat-falls-over-gif-17605935280907017193

[cobalt echo]

Did you guys know that I have a friend who's Basil

The legendary

[open pasture]

real

[jaunty trellis]

who's basil

[open pasture]

damn are they named Herb??

[cobalt echo]

Basil is like,,, is like Basil

Basil is cool

[open pasture]

who out here named after an ingredient??

[cobalt echo]

I'm celery tbf

And he's Basil

[open pasture]

Wow I just realized this

I need more sleep

[cobalt echo]

Sleep? Idk this word

[open pasture]

its ok Celery

[cobalt echo]

Basil is like,,, blahaj for me

[tardy thunder]

c o h o m n k e y

[tardy thunder]

cute profile btw

[stone pawn]

I approve of this message

[light shoal]

aaa

why can't I talk in #🖥-vesktop-development

[fallow pawn]

#📖-info

[digital kettle]

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

whats up

https://tenor.com/view/kokoro-tsurumaki-misaki-okusawa-bandori-gbp-ibuprofen-gif-7224490060741740422

[fallow pawn]

vtube

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-ai-vtuber-sway-gif-12208657495025363886

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/aravarora_/status/1877050281566908672 is this a bug lol

Arav (@aravarora_) on X

Um what? I have an iPhone 15 Plus tho..

Twitter · Jan 8, 2025, 5:50 PM

[light shoal]

thank you! 🙂

[light shoal]

it's kind of crazy just how popular she got

[drifting carbon]

vtubers are pretty good

[fallow pawn]

yeh

[drifting carbon]

except for ai youtubers

they're horrible

[fallow pawn]

they ruined search for settings

[wary reef]

@shadow owl ello

[light shoal]

wait where's the bug?

[digital kettle]

lmao wh

how

[drifting carbon]

is always on display not on the iphone 15 plus?

[fallow pawn]

they rewrote most of the settings app on ios 18 to another ui framework

[light shoal]

oh is the AOD not available on the 15 plus?

[digital kettle]

yeah

[drifting carbon]

i thought almost like every iphone had always on display

[drifting carbon]

oh

[fallow pawn]

it doesnt matter the phone since i get it too

[light shoal]

which ones have it, then?

is it just the pro ones?

that's kind of lame

[fallow pawn]

but its not there for obvious reasons

[light shoal]

I actually like the AOD

[digital kettle]

i wonder why its on lock screen and not display

[fallow pawn]

maybe to keep stuff seperate

idk

i assume lockscreen has its own settings

[drifting carbon]

he got scammed so hard..

[digital kettle]

i mean display has alot of stuff anyways

[fallow pawn]

so they had to change their search, which is sadly worse than what it originally was

[eager marsh]

its linked to the lock screen more i guess

[digital kettle]

any fix update?

qwq

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[fallow pawn]

idk i dont keep track of what fixes they do

[digital kettle]

@glass shell !!!

hai

[eager marsh]

what is that error

[glass shell]

i tired talking in a big server and it got really fast and i got really scared so now im here

[glass shell]

haiiii

[drifting carbon]

something is wrong with the usb ports

[digital kettle]

oh yeah do yall use 120hz or 80hz more

[fallow pawn]

u okay silly

[drifting carbon]

my smasnug phone can get up to 90hz

[fallow pawn]

60hz

[eager marsh]

120hz on my phon

72 on my puter

[digital kettle]

whats ur phon

[eager marsh]

pcoc x5 pro

[drifting carbon]

galaxy a72

pretty old

kinda

[digital kettle]

poco!!

[fallow pawn]

240 and 165 on my puters

[eager marsh]

poco yes

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882181508037746689/1314521277213708320/attachment.gif

[open pasture]

Kawaii

[drifting carbon]

my puter sucks

its only 60

[eager marsh]

i can boost my monitor to 75hz

[digital kettle]

serious question - do yall use natural or vivid

[fallow pawn]

idk what those are

so none

[kind summit]

yellow

[drifting carbon]

i use vivid

[kind summit]

my eyes

haii @fallow pawn

👋

[digital kettle]

?

[kind summit]

yeah

[drifting carbon]

wait i think i kinda like natural

[eager marsh]

automatic

[drifting carbon]

eh im reverting back to vivid

[glass shell]

aaa

[open pasture]

Why the frick does my discord keep freezing for a second then when i move my mouse it updates the pixel my mouse is hovering over

[digital kettle]

u ok

[cobalt echo]

Scooby jew?

[drifting carbon]

oh theres an update

[cobalt echo]

I just saw a video

[open pasture]

😭 Scooby Jew

[kind summit]

I like how in this game, theres a movie that you watch in between chapters and acts

[cobalt echo]

I like a game named Discord

The multiplayer is kinda annoying but you get used to it

[drifting carbon]

i like theres a song named discord

[kind summit]

lmaooo

[cobalt echo]

I hate discords

[digital kettle]

they are so happy on that image

[drifting carbon]

fr

first time getting an ota update

ever since i relocked the bootloader

ok imma install the update

brb

[fallow drum]

well yeah it’s a word

[vivid junco]

I asked my phone to enable my VPN wtf 😭😭

[digital kettle]

ANDROID S!

[stone pawn]

Android 15 easter egg is cool

[slow crag]

easter egg

[stone pawn]

You fly the little amogus creature to different moons

[rare trout]

[glass shell]

aaa,,

[vivid junco]

OK fineeee

[keen kernel]

It's virus backdor

Masksed as andoid eater aeg

[keen kernel]

if u opennit I gets all urs info

[drifting carbon]

ok i installed the update

[vivid junco]

Can confirm

[drifting carbon]

that did absolutely nothing except for changing the boot screen

[vivid junco]

What are these names 😭

[digital kettle]

https://github.com/hushenghao/AndroidEasterEggs

[wooden socket]

Android

[drifting carbon]

my smasnug phone doesnt support android 15

because its like

almost 4 years old

[wooden socket]

My phone is nearly 3 years old

Doesn't support android 15

[junior ridge]

my 12 pro max is like 4 years old now and is still supported by ios updates

[junior ridge]

[drifting carbon]

all it did was remove the 'powered by android' logo on the inital boot screen

and also for the secured by knox icon

[glossy swallow]

powered by android

[junior ridge]

and im betting it will be until like ios 20 at least

[drifting carbon]

although maybe thats because i havent updated the firmware in so long

[vivid junco]

I have a z fold 2 lol

The inner screen is totally not broken

[digital kettle]

samsung is i think like:

Galaxy S:

Android versions: Seven, if released in 2024 or later.
Four, if released in 2021 or later.
Three, if released in 2019 or 2020.
Security updates: Seven years, if released in 2024 or later.
Four years for 2019 and 2020 models: monthly patches for two years followed by quarterly patches.

Samsung Galaxy Z:

Android versions: Four, if released in 2021 or later, otherwise three.
Security updates: Five years (four if released in 2020 or before), monthly patches for two years followed by quarterly patches.

Samsung Galaxy A:

Android versions: Two minimum, four for some high-end and 2024 models.
Security updates: Four years, monthly patches for some flagships for one year, then quarterly or half-yearly in the last year.
Five years for "select devices".

Samsung Galaxy M:

Android versions: Two minimum.
Security updates: Four years, quarterly, or even half-yearly in the last year.

[glass shell]

i think it would be awesome if a girl hugged me

[junior ridge]

this is way too confusing i like how apple does it

[digital kettle]

it's like apple only has one line

[junior ridge]

don’t we all

[glass shell]

can't fucking say no nothin with you

[junior ridge]

idk why they make it any different for the different ones

[vivid junco]

Totally....

[glass shell]

yippeh

[hollow surge]

!remindme 28d the game

[river thunder]

Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks: the game

[rapid aurora]

callie guess what

[digital kettle]

poor z fold

[hollow surge]

chicken butt

[rapid aurora]

tmr school

[drifting carbon]

thats gonna need to go to a repair shop..

[hollow surge]

layvay

[digital kettle]

is this deadass

8 gen 1 is 3 years old

[drifting carbon]

who is "MASTER APPLE SUPREMACY"

[glass shell]

hey

hey nevo

[vivid junco]

No go away I'm not paying 400£

[digital kettle]

no idea why but twitter is just reccomending me apple accounts

[rapid aurora]

hii

[hollow surge]

@glass shell cappie overrated

[glass shell]

hey nevo grab ammonia and chlorox

[drifting carbon]

jeez i didnt know it was that expensive..

[glass shell]

and mix them together

see what happens

[hollow surge]

hey nevo

shoot your toe

[glass shell]

hey nevo

[junior ridge]

folding OLED screens are that much alone

[drifting carbon]

nee voooh

[hollow surge]

hey nevo

[junior ridge]

that’s honestly probably not including the labor to install it

[glass shell]

pull all your hair out individually

[hollow surge]

nevooo 😭

[rapid aurora]

ammonia + chlorox = those who knows 💀💀💀💀

[junior ridge]

I’ve been doing this for the past 2 years

[hollow surge]

mango phonk:
those who know: ☠️☠️☠️☠️

still water

[glass shell]

im tired of you

[drifting carbon]

toxic gas

[glass shell]

there's these things called razors

[junior ridge]

yeah but

[main wyvern]

Balatro

[junior ridge]

pulling individual hairs more fun

[hollow surge]

why use razors when you can scrape your beard out with a rock

real men use shit to wipe their asses

[drifting carbon]

no

[main wyvern]

new color yay

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is midnight blue! (#1a4876)

[rapid aurora]

imagine if everyone from vencord participated in a squid game

then we can all kill each other

[vivid junco]

Yeah my pixel 6a costs 120£ to repair with a genuine oled 😭

[hollow surge]

imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

[drifting carbon]

😭

[hollow surge]

i fucked my finger up with a pencil now i can't play guitar

kill me

[soft portal]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is clementine! (#e96e00)

[drifting carbon]

cool

[hollow surge]

on topic no chomiks

feee 😭

[rapid aurora]

HIIIII GUYS IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME

[hollow surge]

@rapid aurora what if i tied your ankles to the ceiling

and just left you dangling

[junior ridge]

weh

[rapid aurora]

you can't do shi

[hollow surge]

i can do your mom

[winged cloak]

Guys I will install linux for the first time as a personal OS, what is the best linux distro should I use?

[drifting carbon]

linux mint

best distro

you should try it

[winged cloak]

Alright thanks

I will look into it

[drifting carbon]

ok website is https://linuxmint.com/

[jaunty trellis]

fedora

[fallow drum]

Linux Mint Debian Edition is great

[drifting carbon]

if you wanna download it

[rapid aurora]

yeah ig mint is cool for newbies

[fallow drum]

but Fedora the best

Fedora is my #1 personal use Linux distro

but LMDE close second

[drifting carbon]

i'd recommend fedora too but i'd recommend mint more to beginners

[fallow drum]

regular Linux Mint so bad

[drifting carbon]

because of its similar ui to windows

[winged cloak]

Oh hmmm

[fallow drum]

that’s just a DE

[jaunty trellis]

ui is independent of distro just give them anything that has kde if they want windows like

[fallow drum]

you can put a windows like DE on any distro

[drifting carbon]

oh

i forgot about that

[jaunty trellis]

😭

[drifting carbon]

im so fucking stupid 😭

[fallow drum]

i would personally not even go for Linux as a personal use desktop unless you know what you’re doing

[jaunty trellis]

ehhh

[winged cloak]

I'm not beginner lol, I use linux everyday but in the cloud, but I was asking about the best distro to install in my PC as the main operating system

[fallow drum]

oh then fedora for sure

although dnf isn’t the best

i prefer debian for everything but that’s my personal preference

[hollow surge]

the doctor told me i should take medication for my rapper lizards, he said i had a reptile diss function

[fallow drum]

i would still use Fedora as main OS even despite my love for debian

[drifting carbon]

actually wait i think you should install fedora

its better than mint

[jaunty trellis]

fedora is nice if you want smth that just works, arch if you want smth diy, nixos if you're extremely autistic and debin if you want smth so stable it's becoming unstable by having ancient packages

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[fallow drum]

debian testing is pretty good because it’s basically like every other distro

[drifting carbon]

i think ima recommend fedora to begineera

instead of mint

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[deep token]

yea fedora is nice

[jaunty trellis]

also I think mint still has the funny novideo drivers

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[fallow drum]

i use debian based for all things server related but don’t use any linux distro as my main OS but if i did i would choose fedora

[drifting carbon]

anyways im going to bed so

bye

[jaunty trellis]

nini

[deep token]

gn

[kind summit]

night night

[drifting carbon]

gn

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nonsense-anime-catgirl-gif-22850739

[junior ridge]

cat sense

[deep token]

im going insane

i think

[junior ridge]

me too

[deep token]

windows on an sd card just wont boot

[junior ridge]

oh you arent going insane

youve been insane for a while

[deep token]

why,,

[junior ridge]

windows
sd card

[hollow surge]

@rapid aurora do you have games that let me kill children

[deep token]

what else

i cant use the internal storage

[junior ridge]

how come

[deep token]

idk how i would format it as ntfs

oh wait no

i can just dd it

[junior ridge]

can you not just like

gparted or like

cfdisk?

[deep token]

its an android tablet

[junior ridge]

o

[deep token]

twrp is as good as i have

but it has dd

good enouh

[junior ridge]

wait

you're trying to install windows on an android tablet???

😭

[deep token]

yes

it's 100% possible

it has x86_64 intel atom

and uefi

i got the bootloader to load

i just have issues actually getting it to boot

[rapid aurora]

what

[junior ridge]

this is horror

[deep token]

i know

but it's not really weak as you think

[keen junco]

[deep token]

well time to delete shit and shrink the partition

[river thunder]

@fres has just joined. Say hi!

[lapis lava]

@stark herald hi

[keen junco]

@paper gate https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2025/01/08/gayfemboy-0-day-router-attacks-ongoing-what-you-need-to-know/

[vivid junco]

Gay femboy 😭

[keen junco]

yes

[vivid junco]

I would like to see my notifications please not just the apps name

[rapid aurora]

hiii alvin

[spring trellis]

gm

[junior ridge]

LMAO

[distant stag]

What are those qs tile icons

[vivid junco]

Let me check

Koala / Plumpy mix

[distant stag]

Tutorial

[vivid junco]

Evolution x is the only way I know 😭

[distant stag]

Oh

Charge your phone

[vivid junco]

No it's on like 3%

It'll last

[distant stag]

What phone do u have

Also is evolution x on Android 15

[vivid junco]

I think so yeah

[distant stag]

Oh it is

[vivid junco]

I have a pixel 6a

[distant stag]

Noob I have pixel 7a 😎

I just use stock but I'm in the beta

Bro the beta is literally fucking ass

[vivid junco]

I also have a Samsung z fold 2

[distant stag]

Ever since the latest update I don't get 4g anymore

[vivid junco]

At least you didn't get to experience developer preview

[distant stag]

It's so annoying bro I did a bug report and the assignee is literally nitpicking it

Saying I can just use wifi

Like bro what

[stark herald]

this is a setting

its like that in lock screen

you dont want random ppl to steal ur phpbnoe and see ur notifs

[distant stag]

I wanna opt out but it would take forever to back everything up

[vivid junco]

That's on discord lol

[stark herald]

its on every app

[vivid junco]

Wasn't before I didn't change anything so

Is this even a good CPU tho

[distant stag]

Guys how do I efficiently back everything up

[distant stag]

Long ass phone

[vivid junco]

It's the front screen lol

[distant stag]

https://tenor.com/view/i-phone7-gif-5114993

[distant stag]

Is it the z fold

[vivid junco]

The inner screen is lets say... Fucked.

[vivid junco]

Yes

[vivid junco]

Maybe the screen is a bit broken... Just like maybe yk

[rapid aurora]

yeah that's cool cpu and all
until it becomes a bomb

[vivid junco]

No my brother actually gave me it

Better than using a phone where the touch decides to die every 2 seconds

[distant stag]

Is it a reflection or did you peel the polarizer off

[vivid junco]

Wha

[vivid junco]

I think my brother just ripped it off 💀

[distant stag]

😭

Bro thought it was a screen protector

[vivid junco]

The inner screen wasn't working anyway so

[distant stag]

How do you even do that

[vivid junco]

I would assume with hands

[distant stag]

There's no way

There's even a hole in it

Oh nvm that's probably a screen protector

Idek

[vivid junco]

Not

[distant stag]

What's this

[vivid junco]

That's called a camera I assume

[distant stag]

Oh I thought the thing right next to it is a camera

Is it just a stain

[vivid junco]

Definitely a camera

[vivid junco]

Nope

[distant stag]

So clean

[vivid junco]

Also another hole

Smells like fucking adhesive when I open it

[hollow surge]

where im from we call fries potato jeremys

[vivid junco]

Where I'm from we call them chips

[distant stag]

Thank you voidgaming444

[slow urchin]

Incredible

[slow urchin]

Where I'm from, there are real people

[vivid junco]

EXCUSE ME IM REAL

[slow urchin]

No you're british

[rare trout]

guhhhh

[stark herald]

@rare trout hii

guhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rare trout]

hello

[paper gate]

@stark herald freaky fros

[stark herald]

drip

[bold adder]

i saw a recent clip of trump talking to obama

voctd

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is clementine! (#e96e00)

[bold adder]

orang

[lapis lava]

@stark herald freaky fros

@paper gate hiiii

[paper gate]

ninuh

[deep token]

LOL

[gleaming sequoia]

goob

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-kiss-lunaistabby-kitty-cute-cat-gif-702362695713301435

[eager marsh]

orang

i love clementines

[mystic salmon]

Watched some squid game because I hadn't seen it before, enjoyed it

[dense aspen]

The delivery man-

[hollow surge]

i wish you love(live at the hollywood bowl ver) is the best song by laufey

[lapis lava]

what is a laufey

[hollow surge]

peak

[lapis lava]

lc.g laufey

[night blaze]

Laufey

-# Icelandic singer-songwriter and record producer

Laufey Lín Bing Jónsdóttir, known mononymously as Laufey, is an Icelandic-Chinese singer-songwriter and musician. She rose to prominence in the early 2020s for her success as a jazz-inspired pop artist.[⁽¹⁾](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laufey_(singer\) 'Source')

Learn More <:i:1266361666702934071>

National Day of Mourning for President Jimmy Carter • Google Search • Page 1/31

[lapis lava]

Very useful

[hollow surge]

what is this

[paper gate]

@lapis lava

[main wyvern]

it knows

[lapis lava]

nvim horror

use VsCode

[main wyvern]

no

bad

[lapis lava]

we made guis for a reason

[paper gate]

@main wyvern the game

[main wyvern]

i won the game

[main wyvern]

yeah but nvim is so awesome and swag

@lapis lava do you like

[hollow surge]

actually no

slow down is the best

I DONT KNOW!!! ALL LAUFEY SONGS ARE PEAK!!!

i wish it'd slooooow downnnn even for a second

[lapis lava]

what genre is it

[regal stream]

Either vim, emacs or VSCodium if you need it that much

[hollow surge]

jazz kinda

[lapis lava]

idk i like my copilot and github integration

[hollow surge]

but also not

it's complicated

[main wyvern]

neovim

i love neovim

neovim so good

[lavish schooner]

Amber B.

[lapis lava]

@rare trout

@rare trout

@rare trout

@rare trout

[regal stream]

Its a bit bloated though unfortunately :/

[rare trout]

hi

[wooden socket]

Hi

[lapis lava]

occasionally i read “salem techsperts raccoon squad” as “salem techsperts goon squad”

[wooden socket]

23:02

[dense aspen]

HI

[regal stream]

That's just a crime imo lol

[lapis lava]

how

[main wyvern]

vscode so BAD

[dense aspen]

The greatest english man that's ever lived

[hollow surge]

jazz but also pop simultaneously

[wooden socket]

We're going to pay for my car to be fixed tomorrow :)

[mystic salmon]

the net of bsd

[wooden socket]

I've been off the roads since November

[regal stream]

I am not a fan of this AI crap. I also think that framegen and DLSS ruined optimisation forever and should not be a thing

[dense aspen]

Nuh uh it let's me nuke my codespace without any confirmation pop ups <3

[regal stream]

Why neofetch and why does it use that much ram idling?

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow vencord will become a gambling guild

[lavish schooner]

freaky frot

[dense aspen]

A casino has better screens for it

[mystic salmon]

https://github.com/smartfrigde/ChomikDesktopBuddy

[wooden socket]

Hmm

69%

[mystic salmon]

chomik bez boxa

[lapis lava]

how did they rip off ios so bad

[dense aspen]

I saw a casino at LA having all curved screens that some are stacked together to have a greater screen

[wooden socket]

It's all Chinese ROMs pretty much

[paper gate]

@lapis lava loves oneui 7

[wooden socket]

Miui and etc

[lapis lava]

chinese roms trying to be like the cool kid but miserably failing…

[lapis lava]

whats that

[dense aspen]

You should see OnePlus

[paper gate]

thye copy ios too

[wooden socket]

They even copy iOS app icon shape

[wooden socket]

My phone is literally an OPPO

[lapis lava]

shows how apple shapes the phone OS world

[wooden socket]

OPPO and OnePlus are the same

[paper gate]

i wouldnt call them the cool kid, more the show off kid

[dense aspen]

More like they're the first phone makers so they got the lead in things ig

[lapis lava]

useless

[regal stream]

IOS is not the cool kid. IOS is terrible

[wooden socket]

@dense aspen

[dense aspen]

iPhone fold pro max-

[lapis lava]

you probably hate everything that isnt gplv3 gnu linux os open source running successfully in a tty im not gonna bother arguing with u

[wooden socket]

My sister's iPhone XR did something like this

[lapis lava]

[dense aspen]

Coloros

[regal stream]

I have an ipad lol
It has nothing to do with not being open source

[lapis lava]

considering you are insane enough to use vim

[dense aspen]

It folds👍
Just once

[lapis lava]

oh fair enough

[mystic salmon]

put it in rice itll be fine

[wooden socket]

It can't be fixed because this

[lapis lava]

still ios is very good

[wooden socket]

I'm considering an iPhone or Google pixel for my next phone

[regal stream]

And I use vim because my Laptop is a Thinkpad from 2011 so I use terminal stuff and have just become accustomed to it

[lapis lava]

pixels are good if u want hardware issues but stock android

iphones if you wanna enjoy using your phone

[wooden socket]

Bold of you to think I have friends

[dense aspen]

Ouch.
Just use rice bro

[civic bolt]

using a vi-like editor is considered mental illness??

[lapis lava]

stock vim is cursed

[regal stream]

Okay, on ipadOS my damn settings app is crashing. That's a no go for me on a 1k euro device

[lapis lava]

use nvim at the very least

[civic bolt]

stock vim is fine :

[regal stream]

agreed :)

[civic bolt]

fucking hell i use vis

[wooden socket]

My Snapchat now

[paper gate]

@civic bolt hiii

[dense aspen]

@wide leaf what's the biggest reason iOS is better than any other phone atm

[lapis lava]

ecosystem

[civic bolt]

rawr

[lapis lava]

or iMessage

or customization

[wooden socket]

RCS:

[harsh minnow]

WOKEEEEE GAMEEEE

uninstalling rn

[paper gate]

never gotten one

[dense aspen]

Well it's not just exclusive to iPhone... just for iPhone only

[regal stream]

And like that thing would not turn on after being outside during a bike ride to uni. My experience has been anything but seemless on ipadOS

[civic bolt]

rowling:

[dense aspen]

Lol is that Hogwarts legacy?

[deep token]

issue of skill...

[regal stream]

customisation? I am sorry but android has way more customisation than ios. Just have a look at custom launchers

[deep token]

hm

[harsh minnow]

ya

[paper gate]

yop

[deep token]

tomorrow ill wipe the tablets system

replace it with windows

[lapis lava]

ios has the right balance so u don’t fall into the “spending decades ricing my homescreen”

[deep token]

ios has the typical customization every white tiktok girl wants tho

[paper gate]

thats on you if you spend decades ricing

[keen kernel]

Ok true

[dense aspen]

Well damn I thought it would be a great game without any dei stuff

[keen kernel]

Also true

[deep token]

(i use 20% of it)

[wooden socket]

What does this mean

[dense aspen]

I would like to still try it and see

[lapis lava]

i just slapped catppuccin wallpaper enabled themed icons and enjoyed

[deep token]

i literally only use dark icons lmao

[regal stream]

I have never customised my phone lock screen. And my desktop "rice" is just changing the colour scheme

[wooden socket]

My home screen is messy

[deep token]

literally stock

[lapis lava]

ios also allows you to do dumb shit like

[deep token]

LOL

[harsh minnow]

its okay i burned her

[tame tide]

your Thursday night plans are fully booked it appears

[regal stream]

I can do that in signal without problems

[paper gate]

doesnt RCS handle this

[glossy swallow]

pro-climate action = woke

[lapis lava]

my carrier doesn’t have rcs

[paper gate]

bad carrier

[keen kernel]

That's your problem

[paper gate]

fix

yop

[lapis lava]

its some bad mvno

and its cheap

[paper gate]

@lapis lava you will fix

[lapis lava]

so im not complaining

[dense aspen]

[keen kernel]

You will fix

[lapis lava]

wrong

[wooden socket]

I turn 19 in April

[paper gate]

@lapis lava you will sleep

i turn 91 in april

[lapis lava]

ios: mail categorization per inbox and all that
me:

[paper gate]

@lapis lava

[tame tide]

I bet you have some crazy stories

say... hey grandpa can I buy some mandies off you if you've got any still?

[paper gate]

why

[wooden socket]

These seem like the stories you'd have

[lapis lava]

i do like the VIP feature where its a filtered inbox of people, not sure if any other client does this

[paper gate]

gmail has

[deep token]

me: still on 18.0.1 cuz i dont want apple intelligence

[paper gate]

its called important

or osmething

[tame tide]

what are you implying

[dense aspen]

Meanwhile me and my sis convo-

[keen kernel]

Chat my university is trying to make me wait another semester for better housing when they literally promised me a spot at the beginning of last semester 😭

[regal stream]

Just use thunderbird

[paper gate]

i hate

[lapis lava]

isnt that up to ai overlords to determine email importance

[deep token]

love hate relationship

[wooden socket]

You're old

[dense aspen]

Truee

[tame tide]

how could you ever be so sure?

[wooden socket]

👴🏼

[dense aspen]

@paper gate you shall give all of us an apple device for us to experience

[regal stream]

"good pet" and sister is just a slight bit strange xD

[tame tide]

do you really think it can be told?

[wooden socket]

Why am I overheating under 2 blankets

[lapis lava]

oh hey new queue ui rolled out (this is not my playlist this is popular songs of day idk)

[wooden socket]

I think your profile picture mat be a little outdated

[dense aspen]

Oh we argue and fight and set each other names all the time dw it gets really worse then just a pet

[wooden socket]

I would guess you will have some grey hairs by now ?

[keen kernel]

https://cybersecuritynews.com/openvpn-connect-private-key/amp/

[regal stream]

Local music is great :D

[regal stream]

That's why you should use wireguard

[tame tide]

why's that

[shrewd imp]

Cats fly. Miracle of Allah.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

to english

[lapis lava]

does this ever happen with ur sis

(thats a friend)

[dense aspen]

Guess they were too "open" for their own good

[wooden socket]

AMERICA !

[keen kernel]

AHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAA

[regal stream]

Actually not a bad translation

[dense aspen]

I'm proud I made someone laugh with that joke

[keen kernel]

I lied.

[wooden socket]

Haven't you aged like 30 years since your pfp was taken?

[dense aspen]

No buttt-

[tame tide]

it's not me

[lapis lava]

had this been a romantic relationship / friendship it would’ve been abuse idk

but since it’s ur sister it’s okay

[keen kernel]

You're ugly asf and that chomik won't change shit

IM JOKING I LOVE CHOMIK

[dense aspen]

Hey hey hey listen...in all fairness, I brought a croissant for her without her even asking for it

[winter needle]

i hope this is fake

[regal stream]

You know you have a very good friendship when all you call each other are slurs xD

[wooden socket]

Are you sure?

[tame tide]

yeah it's Frank zappa

[lapis lava]

insane

[wooden socket]

Who he

[keen kernel]

Hi Frank

[lapis lava]

(i didn’t ask for a reset)

[wooden socket]

Hacking your email address rn

[tame tide]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Zappa

[dense aspen]

context- me and my sister was gonna go out to eat breakfast together but she was taking too long to do her makeup

[winter needle]

[lapis lava]

Failed

[keen kernel]

It's almost like you're still here chatting with us 😔