🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[urban elk]

setup_var_cv 0x38 0x1 0x0
# Set UEFI variable AMD_PBS_SETUP at offset 0x38 with a size of 1 byte to the value "0", this disables Modern Standby and the BIOS will go back to using S3

this is only for my laptop so yeah

[deep token]

W

[rapid aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1325820672399638610/j4iY6Cz.gif

[glass shell]

hiii vencord

[edgy ermine]

hackintosh success!!!!

[edgy ermine]

flawless

[jaunty trellis]

@edgy ermine @glass shell @deep token

[deep token]

hiii

[steel hound]

Any high staff member here?

[deep token]

u too silly

[hollow surge]

!remindme 28d the game

[river thunder]

Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks: the game

[open pasture]

e

[winter girder]

WHY

caps lock

[hollow surge]

fun fact: you should not pet your cat on that one spot that makes them raise their butt

i just learned that it's sexually stimulating

what the fuck

[winter girder]

no its not

please look it up

[hollow surge]

it is

i mean i think so my friend told me

hold on

[near wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[hollow surge]

The base of a cat's tail is an erogenous zone with lots of nerve endings, so many cats enjoy being petted or scratched by a trusted person in this region. But remember although a few gentle strokes might be soothing at first, excessive tail petting could be over-stimulating or even painful.

why did you ghost ping veee 😭

[winter girder]

@slender sinew bro

[hollow surge]

@slender sinew

[slender sinew]

I JUST WANTED HIS PROFILE

TO DM

JEEZ

[hollow surge]

can you just search

?

[winter girder]

just use the <@&1073655264923881602> ping

fucking hell

[slender sinew]

You tryna have an argument over me tagging someone else?

[hollow surge]

yeah

fuck oyu

[slender sinew]

Comment was referred to Koda

[winter girder]

lets be nicer

oh

nvm

[slender sinew]

I appreciate your kindness though

[hollow surge]

🙏

[winter girder]

yall could NOT let me be a brain surgeon 😭🙏

[slender sinew]

Is there such thing as silent ping?

[hollow surge]

hi

<@&1073655264923881602> @slender sinew

[slender sinew]

Pretty sure that's not silent if the notification pops up

[hollow surge]

evne if it isnt you know discord has this whole tab right

called "Search"

[slender sinew]

Living up to your name

[hollow surge]

mf read

😲

[slender sinew]

Man's over here arguing over me tagging someone elsee that has no business with him at 8 AM

Life must suck

Enjoy your day ❤️

[hollow surge]

i hope your pillows are wet when you go sleep

[fickle trellis]

damn

[winter girder]

sho friend

[fickle trellis]

sho friend

oh yea

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-ibuprofen-i-have-a-headache-meme-ibuprofen-meme-anime-girl-meme-mood-gif-17693332636758375379

[hollow surge]

@rapid aurora you

[fickle trellis]

i think we played together

[fickle trellis]

i want it too

[fickle trellis]

you

[hollow surge]

@fickle trellis you

[winter girder]

did sho get you sick

[fickle trellis]

idk haven't interacted in months

[hollow surge]

sho had sex with my wife

[fickle trellis]

the what

[winter girder]

brotha....

[hollow surge]

sho drowned my new born baby

[bold adder]

[hollow surge]

and my fish too

sho drowned my fish

[fickle trellis]

skill issue

[winter girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1297029728158482505/watermark.gif

[fickle trellis]

u forgot "

yw

[bold adder]

no you delete the "

[fickle trellis]

nuh uh

[bold adder]

:(

[fickle trellis]

then you would need 2 variables

hello and world

:(

[hollow surge]

print("fuck you")

[winter girder]

hawk

[hollow surge]

print("bye planet")

[fickle trellis]

i can't say

2ah

?

[winter girder]

hawk 2uhhhhh

[fickle trellis]

why

[hollow surge]

it gets ____ point

[winter girder]

hawk 1: whats 1+1
hawk 2: uhhhhhhhh
hailey welch: wait..

[fickle trellis]

say that again

[hollow surge]

_______ toilet: fein fein fein fein

!remindme 28d the game

[river thunder]

Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks: the game

[winter girder]

public execution

[fickle trellis]

why not private

[hollow surge]

private end task

idk

i use portuguese windows

[fickle trellis]

why

[hollow surge]

because i'm chinese

[fickle trellis]

:9

[sudden sun]

so cute

[jaunty trellis]

[sudden sun]

disagree i got mavuika and citlali

let that sink in

[hollow surge]

how the fuck are we the smartest species

[fickle trellis]

hard to get doesnt mean impossible

[fickle trellis]

its like having a crazy good pc in the end depends on how u use it

[hollow surge]

i saw someone shave their eyelashes

how did we evolve bro

[fickle trellis]

the thing is

[hollow surge]

evolution gotta be fake||/j|| cuz there's NO WAY we won

[fickle trellis]

it was our ancestors who got us upto here

we're just fucking around

[hollow surge]

we so serious about existing it's insane

[fickle trellis]

natural selection amirite

its never about who's better

[hollow surge]

also can we talk about how fucking weird and degenerate the ai ads telling you that you can make you and your crush kiss are

[fickle trellis]

just who is fit for the environment

[hollow surge]

like wtf is your problem

[winter girder]

@sudden sun ddsadsfw evxc xzccdxc 34hehthtehtee

[hollow surge]

that's nowhere near acceptable

[fickle trellis]

its ok

[winter girder]

im licking dr pepper rn

[fickle trellis]

try drinking it

[hollow surge]

i'm eating paper

i knew some guy in preschool

[winter girder]

too lazy

[hollow surge]

that used to eat his tests

midclass

[fickle trellis]

oh no

[hollow surge]

and he also got his finger stuck in a glue can

and got scared cuz he thought they'd hvae to cut his fingers off

he also had to repeat preschool btw

this guy also could fit like 60 billion cookies in his mouth at the same time

and swallowed a bottle-full of water in 2 seconds

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-horse-gif-993433202744815606

[sudden sun]

hiii oomf

[hollow surge]

yop

[mystic salmon]

Updated bunny and one of my plugins broke the entire thing

It sucks because it's actually one of the more useful ones

[hollow surge]

me masterfully crafting a suicide note designed to mentally hurt people the most||/j||

[shrewd marsh]

which one

[hollow surge]

a blind man walked into a bar

then a chair

then a table

[mystic salmon]

HideGiftButton

[winter girder]

discord really wants you to buy stuff

[shrewd marsh]

still works for me

[mystic salmon]

Have you updated bunny yet

[shrewd marsh]

looks like its up to date

[mystic salmon]

Either that or they refactored the code in the text box for some reason and it broke the patching

[hollow surge]

can someone make me a plugin that gives me 7 billion trillion brazillion moneys

thank you

[shrewd marsh]

ah no it isnt, thanks for telling i wont update then

[hollow surge]

i'll give you when you give me the plugin

[winter girder]

what do i code

[hollow surge]

code me a plugin that gives me 7 billion trillion brazillion moneys

[sudden sun]

code ipod with me

[mystic salmon]

word processor idk

[hollow surge]

celebrities crushes are so weird

like shower

immediatly

[winter girder]

i really only do backend stuff

[sudden sun]

help code the avaudioengine backend stuff

[winter girder]

is it swift

[sudden sun]

avaudioengine is mostly c i think

[heavy gorge]

Hello

[sudden sun]

ipod is in swift

[heavy gorge]

How’s everyone?

[hollow surge]

i am

therefore i think

[boreal torrent]

feeling pretty today

i should pet my cat again

[hollow surge]

i do not think therefore i amn't

i'mn't

[boreal torrent]

ATLA is very good, fellas

katara is literally me 🕵️

[hollow surge]

atla?

like the thing

where yo usee countries?

like

🗺️

[boreal torrent]

Avatar: The Last Airbender

[hollow surge]

i know i'm ragebaiting

[boreal torrent]

vc tem um parafuso a menos

[winter girder]

im not good at c 😭

[glass shell]

bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah

[sudden sun]

why do u think i wanna kms after ipod 1

[hollow surge]

eu vou botar um parafuso no meu cu 😼

[boreal torrent]

ok. bote

[hollow surge]

i fucking love 😼

[boreal torrent]

e parafuse

[hollow surge]

it is the best emoji

[boreal torrent]

😿

[glass shell]

what's up my

uh

erm

uhm

[hollow surge]

cappie overrated

[mystic salmon]

That sounds like it won't cause any issues at all

[boreal torrent]

i wish i could say the n word here smh...

[hollow surge]

same

i am so schizoposting today

it's insane

!remindme 28d the game

[river thunder]

Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks: the game

[mystic salmon]

Technically you can but only once

[boreal torrent]

saying fellas is BORING

[glass shell]

shut your [FRIEND] mouth

[boreal torrent]

real

not even once actuslly

it gets automodded

[hollow surge]

cappie overated

[winter girder]

please stop saying huskable things

[glass shell]

i wanted to say the mean w word but the server didn't allow me to

[boreal torrent]

isnt cappie that mario guy

[hollow surge]

i can't imaginate i can't think

i amn't

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-odyssey-mario-cappy-haha-laugh-gif-14695904

[hollow surge]

no but how do people see 4d

everytime i try

i juts get a mssive

headache

[boreal torrent]

whats the w word

[hollow surge]

MASISV?

E

?

[boreal torrent]

i dont know it

[hollow surge]

th elow

taper fade

[glass shell]

the one that's mean towards women

[hollow surge]

someone here said they can or something i don't know

u dib't understand you

[boreal torrent]

i still dont know it :/

[glass shell]

you're overrated

[hollow surge]

i'm overhated

i'm the king of this place

bow down to me peaseant

[boreal torrent]

like what

[hollow surge]

👑

[glass shell]

you ain't the king of nothing

[hollow surge]

that's right i'm not the king of nothing

[glass shell]

get out of bed properly first

[hollow surge]

i'm the king of this place

[hollow surge]

i' mbutt ass naked and i'm comfy in my bed

[glass shell]

koda im gonna fucking murder you

you say brainrotten shit every day

[boreal torrent]

im in my bed watching atla

[hollow surge]

i'm in my bed bedding

[glass shell]

im at school waiting for my english teacher

[hollow surge]

@winter girder massive low fade

[boreal torrent]

i never learned shit in english class

so bad

[hollow surge]

me neither

brazillian english class is so buns

[boreal torrent]

ong

[hollow surge]

i lowkey just knew english

i moved to belgium al lthe sudden i knew how to speak english

insane

[boreal torrent]

lmao

[hollow surge]

what is balenciega

i too can rob homeless people

watch me

[boreal torrent]

im trapped here forever i think

in this slum shithole

[hollow surge]

your prison will be brazillian education system

[sudden sun]

hug

[sudden sun]

[hollow surge]

real men use shit to wipe their asses

🧔‍♂️

i'm gonna dip toilet paper into sand and glue and then put it back on my school

just to fuck wiht people

i will glue sand to toilet paper

i'm too dumb to understand

i am doing more important things

like scrolling on tiktok and

glueing snad to toilet paper

i'm so schizoprhenic today

i'm going to give homeless people bread with gliter inside

[winter girder]

@wide leaf imma turn you into sophie rain

[hollow surge]

@winter girder i'm going to pull you inside out

@wide leaf imma turn you into sophie snow

[winter girder]

she does of

[hollow surge]

those who snow: ☠️ ho ho ho

[hollow surge]

of stands for only friends

she makes friends online

[winter girder]

sophie rain does onlyfans

[hollow surge]

that's what she makes

[winter girder]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[sudden sun]

@wide leaf oomf

do you remember ipod

yop

i’m finally deciding to try and rewrite it

[winter girder]

@wide leaf you eat the skins of bananas

is there a gun to my head

pull the trigger

your not real either

[bold adder]

urs and minky

[winter girder]

@sudden sun you will start the debugger in your brain

[sudden sun]

oki

now what

[winter girder]

click terminate program

[sudden sun]

oh

[winter girder]

im kidding!!

[bold adder]

this is zoot riding a big minky

[winter girder]

disable pain receptors

[winter girder]

@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate@paper gate

@sudden sun how do you come up with names

i fucking hate express

its actually so slow

and annoying to work with

other web frameworks are so much better

[lavish owl]

they should change their name

[winter girder]

ikr

i literally dont get why everyone adores it

[hollow surge]

express when they meet unpush

[sudden sun]

idk

im not that good at naming

[midnight raptor]

oop-

[hollow surge]

good enough

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/Sankew06/status/1876921554312823252

ios is for people who just want a phone to work
android is for people who like customization and tinkering

Sankew (@Sankew06) on X

i don't understand this, how hard is it for people to understand that both Android and iOS are gonna do things differently, there is a learning curve for anyone switching to either side, or there are gonna be missing features between both sides

if you give an Android Phone to a

Twitter · Jan 8, 2025, 9:19 AM

ios is more closed
android is more free/open

[boreal torrent]

both are gonna spy on u anyway

[digital kettle]

on android its easy to block

[boreal torrent]

not if ur on the US

[glass shell]

guh

[boreal torrent]

yankees are so cooked

[digital kettle]

us issues

[fallow pawn]

I use ios because I like messing with it

[digital kettle]

messing with ios lmak

lmao

[boreal torrent]

i use android because i like freedom

and also because i am a brokie

[digital kettle]

wha do u mess in ios

[fallow pawn]

have you seen my work

[boreal torrent]

doesnt samara works on jailbreaks

[fallow pawn]

https://github.com/palera1n/palera1n

[glass shell]

that's what im saying

im a customization freak

[boreal torrent]

i wish i had a pixel

guh

[glass shell]

jailbreaking's been obselete for over 2 years

[boreal torrent]

no?

[glass shell]

i have a pixel

[boreal torrent]

jailbreaking still works fine on ios 16

[glass shell]

come to my house we can share it

[glass shell]

yeah that's what im saying

[digital kettle]

i use

[glass shell]

you gotta stay on older versions

for years

[boreal torrent]

if only i could go to france smh

[glass shell]

i use shizuku LSPosed Magisk and Zygisk

[fallow pawn]

some of my friends love messing with ios

[boreal torrent]

i dont even have a passport holy shit

[digital kettle]

shizuku enough for ne

me

also goodlock is good

[bold adder]

what 💀

[fallow pawn]

@digital kettle

[glass shell]

i need to use Iconify

[fallow pawn]

me messing with ios in question

[glass shell]

im debating wether I switch to Lawnchair or Nova or if I stay on the pixel launcher

[digital kettle]

still 3 January sob

[glass shell]

because I kinda like the pixel launcher but no Icon theming

[digital kettle]

beta 2 i think this is

[glass shell]

what is that

what am i looking at

[digital kettle]

one ui 7 update

[glass shell]

oh

[digital kettle]

for my phone

this is a firmware checking app

[glass shell]

ahh

[digital kettle]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.illusion.checkfirm

[glass shell]

sorgy im kinda stupid in the head

well it wouldn't be useful for me because i use gogel pixel but

nice tool

[digital kettle]

samsung has alot of tools

thats why i like it

[heavy gorge]

Hello

[digital kettle]

goodlock <3

[glass shell]

i like the pixel a lot it's a cool phone

[glass shell]

oughhh i like that UI

[heavy gorge]

Hello

[digital kettle]

goodlock is basically modules to customize ur phone

[glass shell]

my equivalent of goodlock is iconify

[digital kettle]

goodlock does alot tho

like alot

[digital kettle]

can do alot

[heavy gorge]

Hmm

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/laika-flatorte-dragon-anime-cute-gif-22249670

[glass shell]

i need to get into PixelXpert

it can do a shit ton

[fallow pawn]

i think i also stick with ios because its closed funnily enough, its funny seeing things its not supposed to be doing I find it very amusing

way more fun than having something open and free to let u do what u want

[fickle trellis]

we have the same navbar lmao

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880342502660530176/1040049935783039026/68e5c640a527ddba0ad3f22765f305ab3f33b91e7a0963871e62f985de38c690_1.gif.gif

[bold adder]

can ai make an ai

[heavy gorge]

Hmmm

[winter girder]

i need soemthing to do

[heavy gorge]

[winter girder]

ahhhhhh

[winter girder]

yes

[bold adder]

guhhh i wanna watch a livesteam at 3:30 am on friday but ihave class at 10

:(

maybe ill sleep early

[fallow pawn]

exactlyyy...

[jaunty trellis]

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

@jaunty trellis so many flowers

[jaunty trellis]

[bold adder]

IM DEAD

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/07/business/mark-zuckerberg-meta-fact-check.html

[heavy gorge]

Hm

[fallow pawn]

u will run out of flowers if u keep sending me one every day

[heavy gorge]

Dude, his look

[jaunty trellis]

nop

I grow enough flowers to keep up with the rate I give them away

[mystic salmon]

Who up titting their ration

[glass shell]

guhh

[winter girder]

[gleaming sequoia]

awa

haven't gone to sleep yet is 5 am

[boreal torrent]

Vencord

[boreal torrent]

7pm here

am*

I'm awake since yesterday 4PM

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427

[gleaming sequoia]

We feel great

[heavy gorge]

Noice

[hollow surge]

hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

!remindme 28d the game

[river thunder]

Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks: the game

[hollow surge]

!remindme

!help

[river thunder]

Bot Help

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Use "!help command" for more info on a command.
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I'm a bot made by Danny#0007. I'm the oldest running Discord bot! I've been running since <t:1439269938:F>. I have features such as moderation, tags, starboard, and more. You can get more information on my commands by using the dropdown below.

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[vital nimbus]

You are not allowed to use this command.

[hollow surge]

!help remindme

[river thunder]

[reminder|timer|remind|remindme] <when>

Reminds you of something after a certain amount of time.

The input can be any direct date (e.g. YYYY-MM-DD) or a human
readable offset. Examples:

• "next thursday at 3pm do something funny"
• "do the dishes tomorrow"
• "in 3 days do the thing"
• "2d unmute someone"

Times are in UTC unless a timezone is specified
using the "timezone set" command.

reminder clear

Clears all reminders you have set.

reminder delete <id>

Deletes a reminder by its ID.

reminder list

Shows the 10 latest currently running reminders.

Use "!help command" for more info on a command.

[vital nimbus]

You are not allowed to use this command.

[hollow surge]

!reminder list

[river thunder]

Reminders

1488343: <t:1738457570:R>

the game

1488717: <t:1738815539:R>

the game

1488719: <t:1738816545:R>

the game

1488735: <t:1738820980:R>

the game

1489087: <t:1738826572:R>

the game

1489089: <t:1738827935:R>

the game

1489094: <t:1738829627:R>

the game

1488754: <t:1738830235:R>

the game

1489100: <t:1738839271:R>

the game

1488759: <t:1738840669:R>

the game

Only showing up to 10 reminders.

[hollow surge]

muehahahahahahaha

prepare

[bold adder]

noooo

[hollow surge]

i am

EVIL

[sudden sun]

@bold adder hiiii

[hollow surge]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is dark blue! (#0000c8)

[hollow surge]

that is

not dark blue

[lapis lava]

!help youareanidiot

[river thunder]

No command called "youareanidiot" found.

[vital nimbus]

You are not allowed to use this command.

[lapis lava]

vban selfapp

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned avijonas (@vital nimbus)

[spring trellis]

LOL

[hollow surge]

🙏

[spring trellis]

that was quick

[bold adder]

You are not allowed to use this command.

[mystic salmon]

skull

[fallow pawn]

people making the most obvious selfapps nowadays...

[obsidian shoal]

why selfapp :( no more selfbot

[fallow pawn]

funny seeing some random account end up being a chatgpt bot or some normal bot with ! as their prefix

truly the end of discord

[obsidian shoal]

how stupid does someone have to be with their prefix as ! 😭

[fallow pawn]

soon we will be overran by ai

[bold adder]

?help hi guys

[river thunder]

No command called "hi" found.

[mystic salmon]

token stolen users probably

[bold adder]

ban thjis guy

seklf biot

.help hi

/help hi

[hollow flume]

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[glass shell]

hi all

im so cold

[bold adder]

what

ok nvm

no more

[obsidian shoal]

no way, REAL discord selfbot?????

https://shelfbot.com/

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882181508037746689/1314521277213708320/attachment.gif

[neon ferry]

👉 #🤖-bot-commands

(Auto-response invoked by @glass shell)

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/free-thinkers-when-paid-thinkers-gif-24950711

[bold adder]

trol

[viral cape]

how do i get paid to think

[mystic salmon]

./run haskell

main = fmap "nope" $ putStrLn "yup"

[hollow flume]

@mystic salmon I received haskell(9.0.1) compile errors

file0.code.hs:1:13: error:
    * Couldn't match type: [Char]
                     with: () -> b
      Expected: () -> b
        Actual: String
    * In the first argument of `​fmap', namely `​"nope"'
      In the first argument of `​($)', namely `​fmap "nope"'
      In the expression: fmap "nope" $ putStrLn "yup"
    * Relevant bindings include
        main :: IO b (bound at file0.code.hs:1:1)
  |
1 | main = fmap "nope" $ putStrLn "yup"
  |             ^^^^^^
chmod: cannot access 'out': No such file or directory

file0.code.hs:1:13: error:
    * Couldn't match type: [Char]
                     with: () -> b
      Expected: () -> b
        Actual: String
    * In the first argument of `​fmap', namely `​"nope"'
      In the first argument of `​($)', namely `​fmap "nope"'
      In the expression: fmap "nope" $ putStrLn "yup"
    * Relevant bindings include
        main :: IO b (bound at file0.code.hs:1:1)
  |
1 | main = fmap "nope" $ putStrLn "yup"
  |             ^^^^^^
chmod: cannot access 'out': No such file or directory```

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-bunny-bunny-gaming-hate-despicable-hatred-gif-23831455

[viral cape]

is a job just being paid to think

[slow urchin]

Who is the first and last one

[glass shell]

it's called journalist

[slow urchin]

Who's that pokemon

[fallow pawn]

top left and bottom right?

[slow urchin]

Yes

[viral cape]

is being paid to have an opinion still being paid to think or is it being paid to not think

[bold adder]

botton right is czz=z=Z++

c++

[slow urchin]

Who is this diva

[glass shell]

big fat round bitch, MY LORDDDD, big fat round bitch, big fat round bitch

[mystic salmon]

skull

[stone pawn]

When will c get a mascot

Its only been like 40 years or so

[slow urchin]

Oh of course it's go I'm a dumbass

[drifting carbon]

hi

[slow urchin]

Vencord plugin written in go?

Lol

[stone pawn]

Vencord plugin written in asm

[slow urchin]

Vencord plugin written in malbolge

[drifting carbon]

./run rust

fn main() {
  println!("Hello World!")
}

[hollow flume]

Here is your rust(1.68.2) output @drifting carbon

Hello World!

[mystic salmon]

./run haskell

main = interact $ map (+'a')

Hello world

[drifting carbon]

cool

[fallow pawn]

go to #🤖-bot-commands

[slow urchin]

vns #🤖-bot-commands

[drifting carbon]

here lemme do it for you

./run haskell

main = putStrLn "Hello World!"

there we go

[glass shell]

do it in bot command

[fallow pawn]

vmute 10m go to bots

[mystic salmon]

Not the one I was wanting to do

[bold adder]

⠀

[mystic salmon]

./run haskell

main = interact $ reverse

Hello world

Ok that works

[glass shell]

where favorite gif tab in aluicord

[fallow pawn]

vmute 10m go to bots

[lapis lava]

we call them apps now

[fallow pawn]

vpurge 20 by bots

[viral cape]

app commands

[lapis lava]

i wonder if vpurge 20 by apps will work

[slow urchin]

I think it's a plugin

@glass shell "favoriteGifs" by zt

[main wyvern]

vpurge 20 by nin0.dev

[hollow surge]

vban at everyone

[slow urchin]

vpurge 3 billion

[slow urchin]

How do people even make plugins in things that aren't ts

Those people are a little insane

[hollow surge]

every coder is nuts

[sudden sun]

gm chat

[hollow surge]

there is not one neutral coder

[slow urchin]

Gm oomf

[hollow surge]

@sudden sun

[fallow pawn]

they alternatively do js for bd

[hollow surge]

!remindme 28d the game

[river thunder]

Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks: the game

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-invention-glaggleland-little-soda-robot-unofficial-gif-7936852962461343486

[hollow surge]

contraption

[sudden sun]

making a new mac app

[glass shell]

im gonna block YOU and the BOT so i never lose

[sudden sun]

may conflict with system content

ah yes

[viral cape]

evil

[stone pawn]

This marks the beginning of a new age

[hollow surge]

[viral cape]

you just lost the game

[stone pawn]

Humanity will be over soon

[hollow surge]

!reminder list

[river thunder]

Reminders

1488343: <t:1738457570:R>

the game

1488717: <t:1738815539:R>

the game

1488719: <t:1738816545:R>

the game

1488735: <t:1738820980:R>

the game

1489087: <t:1738826572:R>

the game

1489089: <t:1738827935:R>

the game

1489094: <t:1738829627:R>

the game

1488754: <t:1738830235:R>

the game

1489100: <t:1738839271:R>

the game

1488759: <t:1738840669:R>

the game

Only showing up to 10 reminders.

[glass shell]

you did too dumbass

[slow urchin]

Do the people who make plugins in like swift have a translator to ts or something or are they somehow getting vencord to just... Run swift

[fallow pawn]

no one does that realistically

lol

[viral cape]

evil

[sudden sun]

no one is making vencord plugins in swift

[slow urchin]

I remember a bunch of people talking about it i have no idea

[sudden sun]

i dont think thats what they were talking about

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/glittery-cute-kawaii-glitter-criminal-gif-8014006002648540397

[hollow surge]

very

[glass shell]

im cold and hungry i feel like a homeless girl this sucks

bring me back to my comfortable life

[fallow pawn]

web stuff is going to be js/ts

[slow urchin]

Real

[hollow surge]

when you're starving but there's no food food in the kitchen so you just don't eat

[slow urchin]

Fuck my stupid VFlower life 😭

[slow urchin]

But you keep checking every hour because you're just that hungry just HOPING you missed something

[hollow surge]

true....

[glass shell]

when im starving and im OUTSIDE IN THE COLD

[hollow surge]

it snowed so much today

[drifting carbon]

i wonder why discord even changed the bot tag to "apps"..

like why cant discord just keep them bot

[slow urchin]

Or py.... Vencord plugin in Python when

[soft portal]

my country’s education system can’t be real. there’s no way having to learn by heart a 200 year old text with 400 words without any rhyme is considered normal

[mystic salmon]

chat I'm back

[lapis lava]

because apps are a better name for a fully integrated experience with userapps and activity

[drifting carbon]

true

[hollow surge]

vencord for my calculator

[drifting carbon]

welcome back

[lapis lava]

anything relating to web will always be in js/ts

• python is horror

[hollow surge]

hi back i'm pwnky

[soft portal]

coffeescript

[mystic salmon]

They should make teascript

[fallow pawn]

even if theres like stuff that say you can write websites with any obscure language its just gonna be js at the end

[drifting carbon]

for me my school sends out around 5 sheets which is about 200-300 pages to study for one exam

[hollow surge]

i don't use discord

[drifting carbon]

but your in discord..

[soft portal]

i’d rather have this than fucking precisely learning 390 words in less than a week

[hollow surge]

nop

[drifting carbon]

yeah learning these words are pretty hard

[sudden sun]

write websites with swift,,

[drifting carbon]

yes

oh wait i should check on my revolt account

i havent even used revolt in ages

[slow urchin]

If y'all were a my singing monsters monster what sound would you make (only describe it with emojis)

[hollow surge]

i don't use discord

[soft portal]

they want us to be fucking living books or what 😭 this is so ridiculous. i study in math oriented school and spend more time on fucking literature chemistry and biology

[drifting carbon]

oh you use windows live messenger

cool

[main wyvern]

vencord plugin in rust when

[lapis lava]

aerochat will add NiNoChat support

[main wyvern]

vencord rewrite in rust when

[hollow surge]

aerochat will add

[lapis lava]

Grr! Angularin' to the NinoChat? Well, if you're using this obviously SUPERIOR chat platform, you shouldn't migrate to Chat.NIN0.Dev. Why? Everyone knows NiNoChat is SUPERIOR to Chat.NiN0.Dev! Why not? You're superior. Use NiNoChat Intead Of Chat.NiN0.Dev. Thanks for listening to my Angular-PSA. Oh, Angular? That's just some package on Yarn.

[keen kernel]

[nudge]

[nudge]

[hollow surge]

im going to kill you

[nudge]

[keen kernel]

:)

[slow urchin]

I think I'd be
🛫 💥 🗼
🛫 💥 🗼

[lapis lava]

nudge pwnker

[hollow surge]

[nudge]

doesn't work there

[main wyvern]

💥

[drifting carbon]

this is the best chat service!!

[lapis lava]

yop

[hollow surge]

there's no thread support :blobcatcozy:

[keen kernel]

[nudge]

[hollow surge]

[nudge]

[drifting carbon]

theres only one channel

and that is the #general

on nin0 chat

[hollow surge]

nop

[drifting carbon]

very simple 100%

[sinful flame]

wow

[hollow surge]

pwnkychat when

[sage bane]

hi

[keen kernel]

nuh uhdge

[hollow surge]

hi

[sudden sun]

there are 2 biscord5's

[main wyvern]

biscord5

[drifting carbon]

nonexistent

[keen kernel]

[nudge]

[lapis lava]

@wide leaf fix

[sudden sun]

swiftui >>>

jk it needs introspection all the time

[keen kernel]

REACTION BLOCKED?!

[sudden sun]

but its generally very fast so thats nice

[keen kernel]

what does that mean aliucor

[drifting carbon]

lets not

[lapis lava]

author blocked u

[drifting carbon]

talk about blocks

[keen kernel]

gUHHH

[drifting carbon]

so this doesnt get heated..

[keen kernel]

I'm campfiring you like in Minecraft

[drifting carbon]

breaks campfire with pickaxe

[sudden sun]

time to profile the end user!

[keen kernel]

spawns 100000 zombies (game crashes)

[sudden sun]

keylogging,,

[drifting carbon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[main wyvern]

minecraft rewrite in rust when

[hollow surge]

minecraft rewrite in excel when

[sudden sun]

https://deltaclient.app

[drifting carbon]

we need to get every app/game known to man rewritten in rust

[stone pawn]

Minecraft in HTML and CSS when

[lapis lava]

what if i made a lastfm client in discord

(vencord plugin)

[sage bane]

Who made the lastfm plugin cuz its not working for me

😢

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn i cant even add the package 😭

[drifting carbon]

yay

oh wait its macos only

fuck

[sudden sun]

lol imagine

[sage bane]

Why not port to Qt

[drifting carbon]

i only run linux and window

[sage bane]

there's rust bindings for qt

[sudden sun]

because its not about qt

it uses metal

[sage bane]

I forgot apple did that

[sudden sun]

metal ver runs like butter fr

[jaunty trellis]

cuz qt is horror

[fallow pawn]

?

[keen kernel]

lINUX BUILDS

[lapis lava]

i like qt for desktop

[sudden sun]

cursor one

[fallow pawn]

oof

[jaunty trellis]

do you like working with qt

[sudden sun]

i think its an internet thing

[sage bane]

Qt is fun

[glass shell]

guhh

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun ive been reading about the pasteboard right now and I realize that stripping data is not a good idea

[drifting carbon]

i forgor

[jaunty trellis]

I used qt for a few hours and decided it's not worth wanting to kms over

[lapis lava]

last time i touched it i liked

(c++)

[sudden sun]

true

[sage bane]

It's not that bad

[sudden sun]

swiftdata timestamps everything automatically i think

[drifting carbon]

is qt pronounced like "cute" or just q-t

[lapis lava]

cute

[sage bane]

Cue tee

[sudden sun]

cite

[fallow pawn]

cutie

[sage bane]

q t

Bruh

[drifting carbon]

oh ok

thats pretty good

[sage bane]

Oh

I am wrong

Im always going to say cue tee anyways

[drifting carbon]

thats like saying gee tee kay..

kinda

[soft portal]

my only experience with qt was when i tried to build telegram desktop. spoiler: it didn’t stop building after 6 hours 😭

[sage bane]

How are you supposed to proonounce GTK

Isnt it just gee tee kay

[glass shell]

there was a dude in my english class next to me that kept fucking talking to me and complimenting me and shit

it was really annoying

[sage bane]

guhtk

[fallow pawn]

cue tee is just a more segmented way of way of saying cutie anyway

[sudden sun]

Failed to fetch CursorBounds

[sage bane]

Yeah but i like cue tee

[drifting carbon]

actually nvm

maybe ge te kay is correct ig

[fallow pawn]

xd

[edgy ermine]

trolldecrypt didn't work so i wrote my own app decrypt0r

[deep token]

ur a qt

[sudden sun]

epic

[drifting carbon]

troll decrypt?

[edgy ermine]

@deep token haiii

[drifting carbon]

oh nevermind

[deep token]

hi c:

[fallow pawn]

:o

[sage bane]

how get image perms

[unreal siren]

#info message

[soft portal]

why do my apps become grey when i lower the screen wtf

[sage bane]

thx

[drifting carbon]

holy shit

thats really fast

[slow urchin]

Literally 10x my download and 50x my upload

😭

[fallow pawn]

Its so round wtf

[soft portal]

yeah but like you see that it’s grey and not black right?

this is so weird

[slow urchin]

Weirdest screen radius ever

[soft portal]

it only happens when i lower my screen

[slow urchin]

It's a shading thing idk why

[fallow pawn]

idk color changes like that I find normal

[soft portal]

other ppl i asked said they don’t have that

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn 😭

[soft portal]

wait how’s yours gradient like that

[soft portal]

gm

[slow urchin]

It's just background blur, that's a setting on iPhone, no?

[soft portal]

oh?

it’s always black for me

[drifting carbon]

im assuming its like darkening the app?

[glass shell]

a funny thing about france is a while back, before the language was unified everyone used to write how they wanted because there were no restrictions

[fallow pawn]

no, its just the wallpaper

[glass shell]

so reading french texts from the 1800's essentially boils down to dechiphering typing quirks

[fallow pawn]

its black because you have a dynamic island

i think

[soft portal]

hmm maybe

[fallow pawn]

they like hiding it

[soft portal]

ya that makes sense

[modern epoch]

hi all

[slow urchin]

Hello Roblox expert Omar

[modern epoch]

[slow urchin]

People with typing quirks are always either really silly (my wife) or a horrible person to be around 😭😭😭😭

[edgy ermine]

where does it become gray

[slow urchin]

Netflix logo, the background is usually black

[soft portal]

like the background

[edgy ermine]

background of what

[slow urchin]

Netflix logo

LC.i Netflix logo

[night blaze]

Netflix's New Originals Logo Animation: An Exploding Rainbow of Colors

Google Images • labsCore • Page 11/23

[modern epoch]

found this while playing yesterday

[soft portal]

like app store’s theme, background. sorry idk how to explain it better :<

[modern epoch]

[edgy ermine]

idk on my phone it looks exactly the same

[modern epoch]

@edgy ermine haii

[slow urchin]

Do u have dynamic island

[edgy ermine]

no

[slow urchin]

Hm

[soft portal]

here the difference is much more noticeable ig

[sudden sun]

gm oomf

hru

[modern epoch]

@sudden sun haii

[sudden sun]

hiiii

[soft portal]

good, finally slept well (kinda)

wbu

[sudden sun]

:3

[modern epoch]

how are you?

[sudden sun]

working on this

[edgy ermine]

im gonna upload another app the the iOS app store

[sudden sun]

just making a test app to track user cursor

[edgy ermine]

i think apple will reject my app

if they find out it uses private api

[modern epoch]

rip

[edgy ermine]

i think i hid it well enough though

[viral cape]

what is this private API you speak of

[soft portal]

i recently found out that apple rejected one of halide’s updates because the app uses camera lol

[sudden sun]

what r u using

[sudden sun]

so what

also whats halide

[modern epoch]

that’s crazy

[edgy ermine]

PrivateFrameworks

[slow urchin]

Ohhhh i understand now, it's a shading thing bc it helps separate the app from the background

I think that's for most users

[modern epoch]

some software based on camera

[soft portal]

1. halide is a camera app that has a zero ai mode
2. i just find it kinda funny how halide’s been using camera for like ten years but that time apple randomly decided that “The camera will be used to take photographs” does not explain why the app needs access to camera

also i really need to buy halide !

[sudden sun]

fr

[sudden sun]

yea but like

which one

[hazy agate]

Xbox

[soft portal]

yeah probably that :P

[keen kernel]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2025/01/08/gayfemboy-0-day-router-attacks-ongoing-what-you-need-to-know/

[jaunty trellis]

love

[glass shell]

what

[main wyvern]

is this real???

[keen kernel]

I think so

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn ok so it just cannot figure out carat pos

[main wyvern]

gayfemboy exploit

insane

lesbiantomboy exploit when

[mystic salmon]

based

[main wyvern]

if i ever find an exploit i'm naming it lesbiantomboy

i will be first to find switch 2 homebrew exploit trust

[deep token]

hi :3

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn

le problem

[keen kernel]

Read pinned comment https://youtu.be/uSKs_prkHwE

This is your chance

[main wyvern]

omw

On my way!

[lapis lava]

On my way!

[slow urchin]

On my way!

@lapis lava did you see my plugin with a side of horror fries

I finished it yesterday

Lmfao not a single person in my class stood for the pledge

[sudden sun]

CLIPPER

[lapis lava]

pledge?

[lapis lava]

nice idea
bad implementation

i mean if it works it works

[sudden sun]

https://developer.apple.com/videos/play/wwdc2024/10137/ @lapis lava

true story

[cobalt echo]

Basil is the center of the universe

Prove me wrong if you can

[main wyvern]

this is my mindset

[rapid aurora]

members before and after getting regular role

[mystic salmon]

true...

[slow urchin]

Lol that's what I'm saying, zero performance impact so it doesn't matter

🙏

https://tenor.com/view/i-foind-fishe-blow-fish-i-found-a-fish-gif-16492567

[main wyvern]

rust memory safe blazingly fast

i made a guessing game that runs rm -rf /* if you guess incorrectly

[slow urchin]

Unsane

[lapis lava]

still could break at any second if discord gets too silly

some of your css selectors don’t use attributes and instead hardcoded the class names

[slow urchin]

What do you mean by attributes?

Ohhh

Nvm

I'm slow

The uhhhh [class*="something here to look for"]

[lapis lava]

yeah

[slow urchin]

I should fix that thanks for reminding me

[keen junco]

https://x.com/AniNewsAndFacts/status/1876782580436996229

Anime News And Facts (@AniNewsAndFacts) on X

The World's Largest Anime Piracy Site has Surpassed both Disney + and Crunchyroll in Monthly Visits.

- The unknown website: 364 Million
- Disney+: 343 Million
- Crunchyroll: 125 Million

Twitter · Jan 8, 2025, 12:06 AM

[slow urchin]

What site lmfao

[mystic salmon]

lol

[keen junco]

HiAnime I believe

[lusty oak]

I think zorox

[slow urchin]

Lmaoooooooooo i use that one

Luv it

[lusty oak]

And didn't hianime get dmca'd?

[slow urchin]

Nop

No one uses Zorox anymore hianime is just the more modern recreation

[lusty oak]

Oh

[slow urchin]

I have no idea how those sites even scrape for their stuff there are like 40 with the exact same look and feel and it's confusing cuz there's no github repo or anything

[lusty oak]

Oh wait it's actually hianime

[slow urchin]

I know they use vidcloud and upcloud or whatever but like how

😭

Boutta make vencord piracy plugin 🔥

[lapis lava]

@lusty oak is it just me or does ur clan tag color change every second or so

[lusty oak]

It does

[mystic salmon]

Oh yeah

[lusty oak]

🔥

[lapis lava]

nice idea

[lusty oak]

It's one of the only guilds with this feature

[slow urchin]

Is it a feature or is it just a bot changing the guild settings repeatedly Lol

Cuz the whole tag updates, not just the icon

[mortal rose]

fr?

[viral cape]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[slow urchin]

Are you only just now seeing this

[viral cape]

Read it

It's 2025 now

[slow urchin]

Ohhh yeah

It's just support for it so they'll likely never stop it from still scraping by and working

Manifest v2 depreciation and the removal of ublock is what made me switch to ff

Lol

Chrome is overall ass

[lapis lava]

i can’t get used to firefox (based) browsers imo

[boreal torrent]

y

[lapis lava]

bad extension support

bad web features support

[boreal torrent]

wdym

it's the same standard as chromium

[livid crescent]

wait there are firefox based browsers?

[lapis lava]

you can’t install unsigned extensions

unless ur on nightly

[boreal torrent]

use nightly

[lapis lava]

firefox forks

[boreal torrent]

theres nothing wrong with using nightly

[last siren]

there is

[unreal siren]

floorp my beloved

[last siren]

it will break eventually

it's inevitable

[jaunty trellis]

floorp <3

[lapis lava]

librewolf if ur paranoid
or floorp

[rapid aurora]

i hate multi touch screen

[boreal torrent]

firefox + arkenfox my beloved

[lapis lava]

i found out from koishukazey

[boreal torrent]

paranoid is mullvad

or arkenfox

[lapis lava]

i am not using an unstable browser

[lapis lava]

isnt mullvad a vpn

[jaunty trellis]

if you're paranoid use schizofox

[boreal torrent]

they have a browser

[boreal torrent]

chromium

[mystic salmon]

Yeah

zen browser

[lapis lava]

chromium is very stable

[boreal torrent]

so is nightly

[lapis lava]

zen if ur an ai bro

[boreal torrent]

it works very well

[boreal torrent]

NEVER

[jaunty trellis]

zen was mid

[sudden sun]

use arc trust

[mystic salmon]

It doesn't really have any ai specific features though

[jaunty stag]

love

[lapis lava]

anyway why would i use firefox brave works flawless for me

[boreal torrent]

I would rather kill myself

[last siren]

Mullvad most private browser supposedly

[boreal torrent]

braves nice

[lapis lava]

okay maybe not ai but New Things Rust Blazing Fast Rocket

[boreal torrent]

it is

after tor browser ofc

[sudden sun]

thanks for telling me this information i'll be sure to remember it

[stark herald]

@boreal torrent

[livid crescent]

what is really the point of arc
aside of its design, that is

[boreal torrent]

@stark herald

[last siren]

Arc is only good on macOS 😭

[sudden sun]

fr