#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks and 1 day: the game

ok thx
they don't gaf lmao
.app
fr
could've AT LEAST changed something
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the only thing that they did add is this
like why are you advertising a tv player
for a discord client mod
😭
click this button
damn
“anyother websites”
helo omar
If anyone here wants a coding project someone PLEASE make an Amazon shopping app that DOESNT TAKE A FULL FUCKING GIG OF MOBILE RAM
AND THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING RUNS
UGHHHH
And also dark mode
Please and thank you
ok I'll make it 2 gig of mobile ram
and extra luminosity
FUCK
Make it force max brightness lmfaooo
I usually use max brightness
lmao that's just wicked
hi omar
how are you omar?
oh ok
What tha car doin
That cat isn’t playing around
!remindme 29d the game
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hi vencord
Enter the age of the ultimate desk titan, the 3" Tungsten Cube. This isn't just an addition to your workspace; it's a takeover. As the behemoth among desk accessories, it transforms your desk into a veritable kingdom where it sits enthroned, ruling over lesser objects with a weighty decree. For t...
dont shame smh
yeah and its so overpriced too
and that someone actually BOUGHT IT
and brought it to WORK
and then LOST IT
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What does he mean
I have successfully inflated my car's tires without exploding them
I am such a good driver
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hi
hii
hii zooterr how are you ? :>
I'm okay hru
maple syrup monopoly
Not too good tbh, I have temperature :<
I built a pc today, arctic AIO came with intel contact frame, was kinda cool to install one of those
ooh
😭
!remindme 30d the game
Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks and 2 days: the game
vee can i have admin
Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks and 1 day: the game
💡 Did you know you can set your timezone with "!timezone set"?
I don't understand how do I get the image sender role lmao
they just give it to you one day
yuhh
this is official art by the way
aw that sucks
Yeah it really does
yooo hiii
Hii
hii
hiii
build to survive asian people
hiii
Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks and 1 day: the game
rhats a good deal.
Errol Musk, Elon Musk’s father, says that Elon was labeled “retarded” by childhood teachers.
Follow: @AFpost https://t.co/m0HZw6L2Bq
the voices... the voices!
It means they're wrong, he'd be on his 170th
he looks so gay in that picture

How can Elon look like both a Twink and a gay dad and be homophobic at the same time
Bro's a living contradiction
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fucking identical
its over. got JB on the happy wheels bottle run level
i hate you people
@paper gate
Guh
what the guh is this
italo disco
ok thanks

bitches get a macbook and all of the sudden they can't work outside a café
big nutty
I'm late but i find this fanart cute @sudden sun
https://youtu.be/AegPci5EX3E
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Xs4meLEWL/
#genshinimpact #genshin #hoyoverse
cute
IS THIS REAL
this sucks
i like this tho
the thinkpad simp in me leaving my body as lenovo drops the trackpoint (I never used it)
https://tenor.com/view/bye-im-out-im-gone-disappear-gif-14773411
lmao
they done remove the nipple
they shoulld add a trackpoint option to the framework
Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks and 1 day: the game
how is the rtx 5060 cheaper than rtx 4090
@deep token hiiii
!remindme 11d balding day
Alright @onyx field, in 1 week and 4 days: balding day
i'm preparing a the game nuke for 29 days from now
i like your status
i thought you were a muslim
I am

hiiiiiiii
i want a dell now
not even kidding
i want an old dell Laptop
they are cute
never gonna touch a dell again after my two experiences with $2,000 XPS machines with the worst thermals and performance i had seen up until that point

fair enough
intel moment
there
ITS FUCKING
SNOWING
AND ITS SO MUCH SNOW
ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
lucky italy dosent even snow
it would be easy to blame intel but it was the way the laptops were manufactured. i used the same chips on other laptops and no issues
oh damn
they fucked up cooling then
my mac has such good thermals it's unbelievable
in fact XPS machines are notorious for the horrible cooling they have and you often have to repaste them as soon as you get them
but my issue was it running so hot it burned my hand when it wasn’t even on

AHHH ITS SNOWING
gold mornibg (it's not morning)
yikes 💀
how
it would be excusable on a machine that’s like $500 sure but not one that’s 2 grand lol
but it is what it is
@fallow drum you play solitaire on $10000 gaming pc
that one scam is back in a server I'm in lol
i love zenbook and thinkpad laptops and zenbook imo is the best premium windows laptop
they have great budget options as well as premium options
i want a bumper sticker that says "i'm going to fucking poison you you retard" in pink cursive font and vector flowers around it
plum
Edgy
can i get a #edge
@bold adder oomf
hii
hru
FUCKING DIE
god i hate insurance
Good afternoon
i will use this on u
hii yuyu
I'll insure you for up to $1
Why is nobody congratulating me :c
they dont want to shell out the 600 bucks
nop
haiii
eviscerate elissa 

im so hungry
It's your medical treatment
fuck you
Eat food
marvinnie
Akirannie
i dont wanna ;w;
Says I don't use discord who was actually the fuck you guy
ill gain weight
true!
You're legally required to
when i got my macbook ($2,200) it was delivered buuut… the delivery person literally signed on my behalf and just dropped the package off
your prison will be knowledge
Take a walk after
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💡 Did you know you can set your timezone with "!timezone set"?
Bro had to mention it was 2200$
i could have easily sent out a claim and gotten that laptop for free but that would have gotten them fired
ill drink milk
But... Free laptop
yes expensive shipments require signatures
How does this even scam you isn't that just a dead link? Or a link to send a gift to them or something
Oh okay (6'3)
that should be covered
then the person would come to my house and murder me
Hi (I use macos)
evil turns people MILK
ill drink
it's not actually a steam link
Ngl I used to sign on people's behalf when I was replacing water emitters with my dad
Fine
But only for old people because they had to sign on a phone
And they didn't know how
send full link 
people still fall for this??? 😭
i think it’s silly because not even a knock on the door, they just dropped it off and signed my name
nop 
apparently so
could have easily gotten them fired
Bro free valorant skin!
!!
vencor
Bruh
😭 if that happened to me it would get stolen
i think if it got stolen u were in the right to do so
ur still in the right but i imagine that person must have had a bad enough day already
So erm
I live in Romania I would NEVER see that laptop
yeah
i didn’t report it obviously
hmmm should i memorize every break i have downloaded
i was saying i could have and they would have been fired
So easy to just see "that's not steam-" discord literally gives you a warning WITH THE LINK 😭
yop you won't ur nice
@harsh minnow woops.
every package i have gotten here has been signed on my behalf by the delivery person
i think they’re just lazy lol but it’s fine
The Chinese shop near my school doesn't sell bb guns anymore
Sigh
Guns are so cool I want one
can u buy stolen macbooks from markets
No you can steal bought macbooks from markets tho
Social anxiety be like
Lol
Delivery driver is just a wittle guy
oh maybe that's a problem if u can catch them i think reminding them ur suppsed to sign them is better
it’s fine i order a ton of stuff
Maybe they think you have an old people name and that ur too old to sign it yourself
the real project 2025 will be conquering the world
im typing on a stolen macbook
i have something come in like every couple days
Until like 2021 all my family ever ordered was pizza
When I ordered my laptop there were explicit instructions not deliver it unless a signature was provided
¿Por qué este servidor es tan extraño?
@stone pawn I'm getting the car back next week I think
We're paying on Friday
Did you steal a MacBook from the boba shop,,,
yes same for me but the delivery person signed for me
how did u know oomfie
How is that supposed to work
😭😭
Its meant to be signed by the recipient
Dude if someone leaves a laptop just. There? Especially unopened with no other items nearby?? I'm taking that shit, I'm sorry but it's mine now
The days when I can drive my car are numbered
@lavish relic hiii
~3 months
you'll love university libraries
mwa mwa
mwa mwa
I'm not going to anything past highschool, although can't you just... Walk into uni lmfao
I think I'll need to give it a good run
It's been sat since November
the delivery person needs to get a signature on their little pin pad but they can sign on that pin pad themselves. obviously it’s not allowed but they can still do it and that’s what happened with my laptop
uni students here leave their macbooks ipads airpods pro maxed or whatever all unattended
signature required but they signed for it instead of me when they delivered it
youd be surprised
Do they not send you an email who delivered it?
Wdym
Might do a few runs on a dual carriageway
Evri does that so you can track down the cunt that did it and kill them
To let the alternator recharge battery and stuff
some unis are pretty lax with security
I hope my battery isn't fucked from it not being ran for over 40 days
like u obv cant sit in classes
but public buildings are free game
It'll be fine the shop would have had to run the car to see if it works
True
Injector is gonna be replaced and the coolant leak is gonna be fixed
Meanwhile one of my rear tires was at 1.5 bar and the other at 2.0
My old rear tyre kept losing pressure
lots of bar
Rear tires are meant to be at 1.8
It had 11 psi at one point whilst the others all had 40 psi
You had them 2006 tires that is to be expected
It's not them thres
Idk how the fuck that passed MOT
Tyres
Rename the name
I got them after I had the MOT
Part worms
Worns
Well yeah, in college tho you can just. Go to lectures, like, for free
It's not the new year anymore
I will never buy a part worn again
how much were they?
40 each
Holy shit you got scammed lmao
The only reason people go to college is for the piece of paper at the end, just like high school
Those were not worth 40
Yeah I can't really do much now though since I got them in October
I will not be going back to the garage I got them
depends :>
med school is a bit more than a piece of paper in the end i think
It's a bit dodgy they fitted tyres from 2006
Don't worry they'll find plenty of other people to scam
I'll just get some budget tyres to replace them
Yeah I don't see the point in getting part worn tires
Worn engine? Sure?
Worn interior? Whatever
Worn tires or brake pads? Hell no
Fair, I meant more like the people who go into jobs that don't really need any post-middle school education (surprisingly this is almost every job out there.... Look it up you'll be surprised)
Bomb
this is so true for blue collar work
Steal the tires from a tradee van
u dont need a college degree u can go into trades instead
@rare trout @rare trout @rare trout
Actually no they'll probably already have burnouts done on them
would you :3 for 10 dollar
You mfs are getting paid?
i get paid in :3 stocks
Anyone who doesn't go to collect or uni for a degree in what I call the "portfolio category" (music, drawing, animation, culinary kinda, all the arts basically, programming, UI/GUI, etc) is an idiot imo unless they're there specifically to drive them to legitimately learn to better themselves, and even then most of the time you won't be allowed to be truly creative so it doesn't even matter, you'll be burnt out no matter what
💝 Prices:
:3 — 10 USD
uwu — 15 USD
OwO — 20 USD
. Only bitcoin accepted
Exactly
Trades are so cool
@stone pawn I think when I get a proper job with stable income I'll save up for a more reliable car
Any car is better than the car you don't have
they take admissions into courses assuming that if they get a degree theyre guaranteed a job
but its not the 1960s
I like driving the c-max
But also spend your money on whatever you want I'm not gonna tell you what to do
I'm gonna drive it to Somerset in may
Traction control?
Gonna be drifting in mums car
Yup
Traction control light came on when my injector failed
I wonder how many lights I can get at the same time
Exactly, every portfolio based job will almost never say "where's your degree?" but will always say "what's in your portfolio?"
yopyopyop
Icy road, tire pressure, fuel reserve, traction control, airbag, check engine
Would be hard to achieve while still having the car in a drivable state
who tf names themselves vee
if i say luna id be banned
Too late, you implied it
noo
vban
Who tf names themselves luna
People
its the default transfem name
Lol
Tbh id prefer name "moon"
ive met 12 lunas 10 were transfem and they were all into rust
i love
Why can't they pick cool names like "Clovenhorn, destroyer of mars" 😔

my name is actually akira crimes simplex
oooo i should make an enhanced search plugin with a feature to see how many people include a certain thing in their nickname :0
fetch server username list and regex?
I wonder how many Luna's are in the 70k+ people here
Yop
70k
Another?
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Alright @hollow surge, in 4 weeks and 1 day: the game
💡 Did you know you can set your timezone with "!timezone set"?
when I last counted there were at least 18 lunas
It's the 2017 one
that was last summer I thinks
Oh so its probably like the one I sit in all day
It has a wetbelt though 
No infotainment screen right?
No
19 now
Just a basic radio
insane
Are there any plugins y'all know of that can fetch members or do something similar i could maybe base this off of
Huh?
A diesel with a wet belt
Yes
I thought it was just an ecoboost thing
It had the wetbelt replaced in December
when i get enough money ill open a small cafe with a ton of books and ill make parfaits in my spare time
Wait you can't just use discordjs in vencord plugins,,,,, can you?
Am i an idiot
TRY
ultimate plugin
I might need a new timing belt soon @stone pawn since it was last done around 59K miles I think
Ford says they're good for 200k
I'd say if you change your oil regularly it'll easily last 100
yuyu
@lavish relic @jaunty trellis
I'm glad my car doesn't have the wet belt
bwaaaa
Oh right
I forgot you have a good timing belt design
60k is like nothing for that then
1.6 tdci
@boreal torrent
A
I wonder if I need a new MAF sensor since the engine shakes whilst idling quite a bit @stone pawn
Hello
hii
hiiiiiiii
python was leaking memory ok i see
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mwaaa
haiiii bestie :3 :3
hiiii elelescie mwamwa
:3
hru lunaa
yeah fr
@paper gate when are you fixing attachments in Aliucord
whats broken about them
How many times will you do this
i hate being sick
whenever i want to hug someone i just can't
@keen junco i cast liver failure
people might hate you for this btw
love
The URL doesn't get refreshed by the app, it has to rely on other people doing it
@lavish relic I cast forced liver donation
ah
@lavish relic
@nocturne bough
i will anger the world
tired kibty
you can't do nothing bro
Stop sending pinguhs
Jokes on you I already sold both of mine for the new NVIDIA GPU
@lavish relic bwahh
ill eat ur gpu

dont fret
stop minimodding 
wawa
You can't
ok I'll normal mod
Mantika the wise
v🍌
@paper gate flowercat
@rapid aurora hug
huggies bro

LET ME FIX OTHER STUFF FIRST
No time
i still cant install your fix
New year new annoying of @nocturne bough
because of the stupid ass stupid stupid signature ass error
this is me
SPLAT!
hes my boyfriend you cant do that
dont ask mantika about this just accept it as fact
NOOOOO
marvin youd never say a slur would u
@lavish relic apple has a private framework called CoreChineseEngine.framework
i love
i dont wanna go to bed.....................
i'm so comfy
on my couch
i shouldnt sleep here
but...
i wanna go from my bed
I can't keep up with being sick
i'm gonna throw you out of the window
@sudden sun 老天保佑金山银山前路有
老天教唆别管江湖龙虎斗
he wouldn't he respects me at the workplace
i am grateful to have a manager like marvin who lets me freely express myself at discord previews corporation
do you consider retard a slur
jobs in 2025
@keen junco says homophobic slurs every day
@keen junco had sex with my wife
that was suppoed to stay secret
that's a pretty bold claim

Hi
how
we use it in patient histories but we're trying to phase it out :>
@noble quest sadan Saturday
@paper gate dumbasscatcozy
i think your wife had sex with him
not the other way around
i mean
hi
best case scenario it was both parties
@keen junco had gender with @jaunty ore
i fucking love this
@keen junco kidnapped and drowned my newborn baby
i am too busy for that
Marvin accusations
i do not have the aura for that
@keen junco alledgedly forgot to remove automatic jumping on minecraft
when are they leaking discord source maps
soon
eye of rah
i bought a property in egypt
and what they do for you si
they give you the property
chopped chin
hello i am back i broke my leg
do it again
dude
oops
holy shit
this quarter is gonna be fine
physics is stuff i already learned
my core class is c++ 
english is that great professor
culture class isnt solo, its now group projects
damn they are burning the Ocean
kill the baby
hi vencord
@noble quest support helper jumpscare
Rip
my stero mic stoped working can u fix
windows 7 canary
arabic windows 7
stero
@lapis lava how do i kill people with vencord
forgot entitled
hi everyone
what does that entail
i should play genshin
i got mavuika and never played after that
does fixing plugins count as support
mavuika? :0
i have mavuika and citlali
oh i see
The complexity and efficiency of the algorithms you're write
Big-O notation is one of the most common used measures
yea ik
i meant what was specifically being taught lol
and fx did say big o notation
ic
fucking flies everywhere ffs
Woah
how long until they add raytracing to minecraft ps5
I have Kinich and Chasca
uh idk
@lapis lava
you are now a goon
what if there was a ceremony everytime someone gets regular or promoted
so they get lots of pings
@lapis lava i put too much hot sauce
whar
👉 #goons
(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)
whar
t
goons
hi vencord
WHATS THAT
it's telling you to eat on the fire
@lapis lava venbot rename to venapp
"venapppo :3"
@cobalt echo hiii
hiii Zooter
hii celess tea
@cobalt echo do u play on eu
Yep
Sure! I will add you in the morning because Im in bed rn 
okii

@harsh minnow do
because we call them apps now
zoot impersonation
os
hiii celery
cappie
yahh!!
i play a fishing minecraft server theeres a fishing spot inside a cave they call the femboy pond for some reason
hiiii
@stark herald fros
zooooot
@stark herald what if you were walking and stepped in a puddle and fell through it and drowned
fire alarm rang at school today
sounds okay until you realise i was in Canadian winter
(nothing to cover up)
@stark herald you love
i know where you are now
discord on a field day today
I pulled it
@lapis lava I believe it's time fres dies
yop
vunban @stark herald dead
Done!
Unbanned .fres. (@stark herald)
@paper gate fres will be banned more than rosinga
such a bully
hiii
0 days since fres was banned
wrong
@stark herald sleep token sleeps on discord tokens
woke server
a
@lapis lava who are you
as intended
check my username
everyone should
Fatrat2009 ?
?remind 6d23h50s ban fres so he will be here less than a week
Alright @lapis lava, in 6 days, 23 hours and 50 seconds: ban fres so he will be here less than a week
SO MANY FAGGAZOIDS
people who buy clan tags are re#####tarded
retarded ok just checking i didnt bypass accidentally
retarded
fres bought his clan tag
its not automodded
yeah
i got mine by cat sounding in an application
you sounded a cat??
before neko sanc was hard to get into
this is why they put you in the asylum…
i have like 8 billion mutuals with everyone so i just get accepted into stuff
@lapis lava pino
@stark herald wanna be scarwd
vban ninooooooo 😭
Gimme some users silly
@wraith osprey what would you do if ksi dropped think of it part 2
o
vban @real skiff
Failed to ban dwnas (@real skiff): You can't ban that person!
back then venbot wasn’t woke
I have never listened to that so idk
how
@lapis lava smells
i am not losing my join date
16st of January 2023
open your window and let me in
Give image perm pls thank @lapis lava
Ohh I see banning people is so fun :3
wrong
why
yes
you aren’t getting them
vban 843448897737064448
vban @lapis lava
v+ image sender
v- image sender
Do you want 2 broken iPhone xrs
why did you take a bite out of one
yop theyre iphones so theyre good
Sent from my iPhone
like a folding one?m
Ye
It lifts so you can store clothes or other things in it
cronch
nop
nop
@stark herald 

hey
Happy New Year's
It's kind of bend
More than a week late but alr
relative to which week
you get to change colors and cosmetics
data breach
None. In terms of days
perceivably so
Why is discord mobile so crap
they recently made insane changes to their tos
What changed
they explicitly allow calling queer people mentally ill now
I almost never use that app so idk
literally
I have 3 twitters

Don't ask
to spread misinformation
This you? @wooden socket
No !
Ok
cookie real name cookie
Christmas tree
sorry whats twitter
i only know X

This is a nightmare for a dyslexic driver
A bird
stop it
fine..
Isn't X the red close button on windows
@wraith osprey when you make cookies do you sniff their crumbs
Horror
X is the button you press to close the message saying "Jessica sent you (2) messages"
@wraith osprey hiii
Have a shaved cat
I will be taking her when she got fur
stairs are just mini floors between floors
@paper gate
🎲
yop
no i dont think so
crunchy
@spring trellis hii
herobrine
Shinyyy
You'll take care of her until she gets fur for me to put my face on

Herobrine,,,
hellooo
im gonna steal her
Nop!!!
What the scallop
Holy shit actual high beams
I got more pics but don't want to spam them here
Ah sorry I shouldn't be so quick to judge
gah
why did he post this
Mostly.Peaceful.Memes
Anyways where's the joke
he said he would change the algorithm to make more positive things appear on your feed
and he called some random a retard
I am on mobile
@cobalt echo hii
Where
not bad
just a little tired because i stayed up
Every time I see this java icon I have to remeber the java editior and it just sucks xD
what's the Java editor
Sorry I ate it
This pos https://javaeditor.org
wait
wait wait wait
did anyone have an issue like this
where the desktop app would be a blank screen
and was running windows as well
worked fine for me (but i am not on windows)
not on windows
guh
why do you hate it
also uh
I literally have
chrome with like 13 tabs
discord
task manager
I have 16GB of RAM and it's all using 6.7GB rn
chrome alone is using 1.1GB with discord taking 700MB
huh
brew is too slow
hates macos because the 3rd party package manager everyone uses is shit 
not the only problem i have w/ it
it haunts me
Is this a Wikipedia asset
dokuwiki
hey chat what is this new FullUserInChatbox plugin about? i didn't get it
lmao
whats the time in Germany rn
dark blue
01:20. I am going to sleep lol
hai
that looks horror
minecraft is adding new pigs
no
i mean the profile photo
if you set a profile photo it becomes your icloud photo
and vice versa
@velvet hill
where is delaware@paper gate @paper gate @paper gate
#1326564700078608507 message this has been fixed





