🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[lost furnace]

I only have 1 friend I see

[fickle trellis]

biggest fear

[lost furnace]

like in total

[glass shell]

90% of my irl friends are girls and i have 3 irl friends

[fickle trellis]

cuz im too broke for that

[glass shell]

ME TOO

[cobalt echo]

Someone took celerydev.com I wanted to buy it 😭
I just checked

[lost furnace]

100% of my irl friends are girls

[glass shell]

I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE THAT

[lost furnace]

I have 1 friend

[fickle trellis]

90%.... is only of them halfway a girl or sum

[glass shell]

2 of em are girls

[dusky forge]

The math isn’t mathing

[lost furnace]

people are not mathing

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[fickle trellis]

omg also i hate the fact that when my hosting thing ended like the domain is just locked away forever now like wtf

its so weird

[dusky forge]

For lunch I am eating

[lost furnace]

2/3 = 90% trust

[dusky forge]

2 pieces of fried chicken

[glass shell]

i wanna hug someone fuck my stupid life

[mystic salmon]

I own kspatlas.xyz but I just host GitHub pages on it rn I want something useful to do with it

[fickle trellis]

oh ok not 90 then

[cobalt echo]

Yeah so annoying

[lost furnace]

for lunch i am eating a car battery

[fickle trellis]

i would give u a hug

[glass shell]

it's a figure of speech raaaaaaaaah

[fickle trellis]

fr

[lost furnace]

who is the figure

[dusky forge]

I think the last human contact I really had was before my gf broke up with me in July

[fickle trellis]

I'm sorry i did too much maths today

[fickle trellis]

poor u

[dusky forge]

Yes and no

[boreal torrent]

most of my irl friends are men

[dusky forge]

She was very overbearing

[glass shell]

for me it was when my best friend grabbed my arm and dragged me around town

[dusky forge]

If I didn’t talk to her for 3 hours she said I was ignoring her

[fickle trellis]

most of my irl friends forget i exist

[glass shell]

I HAD THE EXACT SAME KIND OF RELATIONSHIP WHAT

sometimes she sent images or whatever and then getting mad at me for not responding

[dusky forge]

She broke up with me because she said I wasn’t giving her enough attention

[glass shell]

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY

[cobalt echo]

I'm thinking of buying celery-dev.com

[fickle trellis]

im ngl this happened to me in june last year but worse cuz it was like full days

[somber leaf]

The one person I still have contact with from HS lives in Germany now for some reason and I make fun of them for it.

[fickle trellis]

if its cheap u should

[dusky forge]

Im gonna buy it first

[mystic salmon]

average vencord discord member

[glass shell]

i broke up with her because I was tired of her bullshit

[fickle trellis]

W

[glass shell]

i actually broke up with her in the past and she pulled a bitch move

[cobalt echo]

20€ a year is a fair price yeah?

[prime python]

celery? like the roblox exploits? crazy...

[glass shell]

aka suicide bait

[fickle trellis]

hmm yea not bad

[mystic salmon]

20€ is 20€

[glass shell]

she really sucked

i wish i got 20 dollars a month

[fickle trellis]

10-20 is normal

[glass shell]

i should scam someone

[mystic salmon]

My domain was like £2 to buy and like £10 to renew

[somber leaf]

I have irl friends still like sho

[rapid aurora]

On second thought fuck school
I can't even do my hw

[fickle trellis]

why only 20

[fickle trellis]

lmaooo

[glass shell]

i don't wanna work it's scary

[fickle trellis]

told u

[fickle trellis]

i cant find a job

i want to work my ass off if it means i get money

[glass shell]

people are scary

[fickle trellis]

im desperate

[dusky forge]

Just send this to people

[prime python]

real

[glass shell]

i could never

im already embarrassed when I PAY people

[dusky forge]

I have a job interview on Monday

[cobalt echo]

Then I'll buy it once I get home

[dusky forge]

At least I already worked for the company once before

[fickle trellis]

me qhen i cant go to the cashier cuz social anxiety

[glass shell]

when i commission someone I act way too nice and cautious because i feel like im bothering the person im commissioning even if im paying for it

[fickle trellis]

yayyy

[somber leaf]

Good luck on the interview I’m sure you’ll do great

[glass shell]

i can't look the cashier in the eyes

[cobalt echo]

lol

[boreal torrent]

neither

[fickle trellis]

i did that when i first time was working on a comission and got lowkey scammed

[boreal torrent]

it's very uncomfortable

autism moment

[fickle trellis]

they took my ideas and said actually i dont need ur help

🔥🔥🔥

[glass shell]

why is eye contact the key to society

i can't do that

it sucks

[boreal torrent]

ikr

[mystic salmon]

fr

[glass shell]

that sucksss

[mystic salmon]

I always look at a table or something

[fickle trellis]

same

[mystic salmon]

Looking right into people's eyes is uncomfortable as fuck

[glass shell]

i like commissioning people and letting them have artistic liberty

i like seeing people's interpretation of my ideas

[fickle trellis]

yayy

[mystic salmon]

How do people do it

[glass shell]

because the art really feels unique

[cobalt echo]

Tbh 20€ isn't a real issue for me but for my parents even though we live in a penthouse, they don't like my online life

[fickle trellis]

whyy

its ur money tho no?

[glass shell]

if i just tell the commissioner to do specific things I might as well just tell them to trace an image and basta

[cobalt echo]

Idk they think everyone on the internet is just bad

[fickle trellis]

comissioner gordon

[fickle trellis]

mine think im gambling away money or something

[cobalt echo]

It is, I'm just sharing how it was

[fickle trellis]

lmfao

[fickle trellis]

yea then they need to just accept it fr

[glass shell]

OH YEAH ME TOO

I had a whole ass argument with my father about commissioning

[cobalt echo]

Yep

[boreal torrent]

even 5 euro is an issue for me

😔

[glass shell]

it took me 5 years to convince my parents that everyone online isn't a pedo

[cobalt echo]

Same lmao

[boreal torrent]

same

[cobalt echo]

They were so against me talking online

[fickle trellis]

mine dont even know there are pedos online

[dusky forge]

My parents don’t care what I do as long as I don’t talk to minors

[cobalt echo]

I'm super shy irl

[glass shell]

yeah same

[glass shell]

same same

[cobalt echo]

I can't talk with ppl

[boreal torrent]

and my parent dont trust me 90% either

[glass shell]

im socially anxious

[fickle trellis]

i feel like that was the reason i talked online in the first place

[glass shell]

and talking online makes it way easier

[cobalt echo]

Same

[boreal torrent]

most ppl in this chat are minors tho

[fickle trellis]

exactly

[mystic salmon]

yeah it's so much easier to type online

[rapid aurora]

You have been trying to convince them since you were 12 years old?

[dusky forge]

Im kinda shy, i don’t talk to people unless they talk to me first but I can actually talk to people it’s just hard for me to start talking

[cobalt echo]

Yep, same here

[mystic salmon]

With a level of anonymity

[dusky forge]

I know

They don’t

[glass shell]

im the scary scary minor (i only have like a month left of being a minor IM GONNA GET WRINKLES AND DIE HELP)

[cobalt echo]

I feel so extroverted on the internet but so shy irl

[fickle trellis]

goodluck with ur back

[glass shell]

i was online at a very young age

[dusky forge]

Im 18, nothing changes except for taxes and whatnot

[fickle trellis]

so real

[rapid aurora]

I'm not gonna lie to myself to make myself feel better
The only reason I chat online is because I'm a loser

[glass shell]

ill get pressured into getting a driver's license

[boreal torrent]

i rarely start conversations irl. same online

[fickle trellis]

same

[glass shell]

people will have expectations from me

i don't want expectations

[fickle trellis]

unrestricted internet access made me who i am

[boreal torrent]

same

[glass shell]

unrestricted internet access traumatized me but so did real life so eh

[boreal torrent]

lol

[cobalt echo]

I just lay on my bed all day talking on my phone,,,
I'm a failure

[mystic salmon]

True

[rapid aurora]

I've heard some kid screaming EEEEEL PRIMO in the street
I just want to yell ELLLLLLL PRIMOOOOOO

[dusky forge]

Im an outstanding graduate in band, which is COMPLETELY USELESS SINCE I DONT EVEN PLAY MY SAXOPHONE ANYMORE

[boreal torrent]

ive seen worse shit irl that on the internet

[glass shell]

damn so im a failure too huh

[rapid aurora]

Fym I'm a failure too

[fickle trellis]

I'd say mine is comparable

[rapid aurora]

Specifically the "too"

[dusky forge]

I do that now since I’m not in school and I don’t have a real job until march

[fickle trellis]

nah u seem cool

[fickle trellis]

no

[glass shell]

im mentally unstable and recovering (maybe)

i'll be awesome and cool when im healed

and then i'll overtake the world

[fickle trellis]

u will fr trust

[cobalt echo]

Oh, I feel better for some reason I'm not the only one like that here

[boreal torrent]

i'm mentally stable for many months now

[cobalt echo]

Ty

[boreal torrent]

i'm just realistic now

[rapid aurora]

My mental health is awesomely good

[dusky forge]

The stinky

[glass shell]

im realistic too but it's very easy to get me ungrounded

[fickle trellis]

yes its hard to find someone to nerd out about stuff with

[boreal torrent]

working on that could help

[cobalt echo]

Cute cat

[cobalt echo]

Fair fair

[fickle trellis]

yea i get that

[boreal torrent]

i need to work on emotional intelligence more too

[mystic salmon]

Yeah, online is the only place I can find people who want to talk about the same niche things as me

[glass shell]

unfortunately in france if you don't prioritize education over mental health you have no future

[boreal torrent]

i get easily annoyed irl

[glass shell]

im not risking that

[fickle trellis]

i cut off too many people in the last few weeks its been driving me crazy but ups and downs ig

🙏

[fickle trellis]

frr

[glass shell]

I get annoyed easily also

[open pasture]

@sudden sun Im making a plist editor and its accidentally many times faster than xcode's built in editor

[glass shell]

and at night im really unstable

[dusky forge]

Am i being realistic if I just assume I’m gonna fail at everything

[sudden sun]

so true

[boreal torrent]

same

[glass shell]

and i end up getting into dumb arguments online

[fickle trellis]

i hate when i get upset but i cant tell the person cuz ik its stupid

[rapid aurora]

Every time I open discord I just see people talk about how shy they are irl and they can't talk to people

Like dude are y'all the same person? I'm confuzzeled

[boreal torrent]

No

[mystic salmon]

If I talked about toki pona to someone I know irl they'd think I'm babbling or something but I can go to the toki pona discord server and have proper conversations about it

[lapis lava]

at night i’m so tired i fall asleep

[boreal torrent]

You're just being harsh to yourself

[cobalt echo]

Mhm, actually relatable

[boreal torrent]

That's just impostor syndrome

[rapid aurora]

OMG REAL???

[glass shell]

no you're being pessimistic and that brings down not only yourself but everyone around you

[cobalt echo]

I wish I could eep at night,,,

I chat until morning

[glass shell]

same,,

[mystic salmon]

lucky

[boreal torrent]

Most fails are an opportunity to improve anyway

[obtuse zephyr]

Hello everyone guys

[cobalt echo]

Hii

[fickle trellis]

Hello

[rapid aurora]

Luckily I slept yesterday lmao
I thought I won't sleep because I was scared but after 2 minutes of chatting with someone I fell asleep

[mystic salmon]

I always end up staying on my phone quite late because that's when the Americans are online

[glass shell]

most fails are an opportunity to do even worse

fail things

make people mad

piss them off

[boreal torrent]

nope

[mystic salmon]

Yeah stuff like that helps me too

[obtuse zephyr]

How are you?

[cobalt echo]

Talking with my na friends online hehe

[boreal torrent]

now ur the one being pessimistic

[dusky forge]

I assume I’ll fail everything, then I don’t fail anything and then I feel better

[glass shell]

i mainly talk here at night

[fickle trellis]

as long as u keep trying

[rapid aurora]

I think the worst thing I do to myself is vent to people online
Before I sleep and when I wake up I just regret it

[cobalt echo]

Oh you know Russian? Neat!

[mystic salmon]

I try go to sleep, my stream of thoughts suddenly goes in a super negative place and I have to go on my phone to distract myself

[glass shell]

im not being pessimistic im being destructive

[glass shell]

displease people

[cobalt echo]

Idk I'm active in a few communities

[dusky forge]

I don’t try at anything and I just do well

[glass shell]

that's enough self care now it's time for hurt others

[fickle trellis]

u can only do good or bad if u try so yea

[rapid aurora]

I would love to be more active irl than online
Everyone knows me in my area

[glass shell]

i have troubles being active in populated comlunities

[boreal torrent]

Analyzing your behaviour and identifying why you think that could help changing that

[dusky forge]

Minimal effort got me As and Bs in college

[glass shell]

because i still feel anxious

[fickle trellis]

i just opened this server randomly today lmao i havent talked in one in months

[glass shell]

it's a miracle i talk here as often as i do

[stone pawn]

Then like be more active irl idk

[glass shell]

ayu im joking around

[boreal torrent]

Sorry I couldn't tell it

[cobalt echo]

I'm just trying to focus on my friends that join and leave the chat in the big communities

[boreal torrent]

Sarcasm is hard to perceive

[rapid aurora]

You can't achieve something that has already been achieved

[boreal torrent]

😔

[glass shell]

it wasn't sarcasm i was just being stupid

but it's fine i get you

[fickle trellis]

yay

[rapid aurora]

Y'all never met my 15-16 yr old self online
The sarcasm on its finest

[stone pawn]

So you want to be more active IRL, but you're simultaneously already at the limit of how active you can be irl?

[glass shell]

i try too but sometimes other people talk to me and it's scary

[lapis lava]

the iOS Sleep Focus makes it soooo easy (it just turns off notifications and dims screen)

Sent from my iPhone

[rapid aurora]

Yep

[stone pawn]

Not sure how that works but ok

[fickle trellis]

I'm glad no one has to meet mine 💀 i would piss myself off

[cobalt echo]

I'm leaving and joining the chat all the time because sometimes I feel too awkward to talk, or get ignored completely,,,

[rapid aurora]

I would love to
My old online self is just cringe

[fickle trellis]

relatable

[rapid aurora]

CRINGE

[cobalt echo]

So yeah I understand you

[rapid aurora]

Like so cringe

[fickle trellis]

i mean same especially when i was 16 i dont even wanna look at old chats bro

[glass shell]

i just say "hi [server]" every time i tab in

[cobalt echo]

I'm realising how stupid my past self was

[glass shell]

my past self was so fucking dumb

[fickle trellis]

same

[cobalt echo]

I just say "hi" or post something funny

[glass shell]

not only was i transphobic but i was just straight up mean

[cobalt echo]

I was so stupid I'm embarrassed

[rapid aurora]

When I was 16 I was joining random disboard servers
Make their server active THEN leave to make it inactive

[glass shell]

it's ok

[fickle trellis]

i was just stupid and a pushover

[glass shell]

tell yourself that if time travel gets invented you'll be able to slap yourself

[fickle trellis]

lmao

[cobalt echo]

That's why I kinda created a new account to everything, if you ask why all of my accounts are so new

[fickle trellis]

I'm still using my old one

if an old friend texts me

it'll be jumpscare ot see the dms

[cobalt echo]

I don't want to chat with my old friends online anymore,,,

[glass shell]

i had an old account but i lost the password

but this is my main that i've had for years

[glass shell]

i miss some of them

friendgroups come and go it's kinda sad

[fickle trellis]

yea i hate it

[glass shell]

it's the cycle of things

[cobalt echo]

I miss them too,,, but either they blocked me or just disappeared forever

[glass shell]

yeah same

[fickle trellis]

like even if we never had fights or anything

i hate that things die down

[glass shell]

life is like that

it's all based on cycles

[fickle trellis]

yea

[glass shell]

things live and they die down

it sucks but it would suck if it didn't work like that

imagine if you had the same relationships forever from the day you were born to the day you died

you'd learn nothing

[fickle trellis]

but every relationship doesnt have to be a lesson

[glass shell]

im kinda excited for the future because there might be really cool friends I never met yet

[cobalt echo]

This chat conversation got deep so quickly,,,

[glass shell]

i take every experience as a lesson

[fickle trellis]

bro i thought we were just shit talking countries

[glass shell]

it makes it more bearable

[fickle trellis]

😔

[fickle trellis]

i mean if u take them both positive and negative yea

thats one way to look at it

[glass shell]

there's a positive to everything

[fickle trellis]

debatable

[glass shell]

wether directly or indirectly there always is

[fickle trellis]

tho losing relationsips yea there are positives to that

[glass shell]

one dead person is a new grief

[fickle trellis]

in a lot of cases

[glass shell]

even if it's sad

[glass shell]

yeah

[cobalt echo]

I have a whole server that hates me no matter what I do

[fickle trellis]

gosh im glad some people arent in my life anymore

[stone shard]

are you able to get vencord without mac admin permissions

[glass shell]

then leave that server

[fickle trellis]

i think u should leave them

[glass shell]

but yeah i get you

[rotund valley]

mesa fixed their crap

[cobalt echo]

I left it , just wanted to say

[fickle trellis]

its ok they just jealous 🔥

they hate us cuz they aint us

[glass shell]

i host a modded mc server myself on my own laptop for a friendgroup where i maintained it myself along with the modpack and sank hours into keeping it up

but there's always someone bitching in my ear no matter what

[cobalt echo]

Idk maybe I'm just annoying like they tell me.
Literally one time I sent three GIFs in a row trying to revive the chat and they reported me for spamming

[fickle trellis]

some peopld just need to grow up

[glass shell]

you don't have to love yourself to keep em guessing

[fickle trellis]

nah

[glass shell]

they're just bitches you're far from annoying

[fickle trellis]

if someone vibes with u

u can do anything and not be annoying

it depends on the other people

[glass shell]

i don't wanna seem weird but I really enjoy talking with you even if we only had a few conversations

[fickle trellis]

youve been so chill to talk to

[glass shell]

sorry if that sounds odd

[fickle trellis]

yea fr

i mean im still here talking to u guys so yea i dont think its been bad

🙏😔

[cobalt echo]

Oh ty :)

[cobalt echo]

:)

[fickle trellis]

i hope we can talk more if u like

[glass shell]

yeah you're really fun to talk to

[cobalt echo]

Sure! I'm happy you like to talk with me :3

[fickle trellis]

hell yea

[cobalt echo]

Thanks for making my day better!

[fickle trellis]

damn that got awkward

[fickle trellis]

awww

you're welcome

[glass shell]

no problem!!

[fickle trellis]

u too

[fickle trellis]

i haven't texted this much in a good while

[odd harness]

@lapis lava grill.

[somber leaf]

Touch grass before it becomes daily

[cobalt echo]

Same honestly

[hearty juniper]

Grass is scary

[odd harness]

nin0 is getting grilled

[cobalt echo]

Why angy

[cobalt echo]

Don't touch it! Be careful

[fickle trellis]

its too green

[cobalt echo]

And sharp !!!

[fickle trellis]

its literally called grass blade fr

[signal rose]

Pigs stole her eggs or smth

[lapis lava]

wrong

[odd harness]

right

[lapis lava]

v+ regular

[dusky forge]

Im allergic to grass

[odd harness]

speedrun

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017762720998760450/1308782544925229166/shift.gif

[lapis lava]

go grill the regulars now

[odd harness]

done

[cobalt echo]

Bad pigs

[main wyvern]

i will grill you

[cobalt echo]

Really? :0

[signal rose]

Water type over here

[dusky forge]

My father forced me to stand in a field once and I wasn’t able to breathe properly for 8 hours after

[fickle trellis]

i actually have allergic reaction to a lot of exposure to grass

[cobalt echo]

Accept friend request ? >.<

[fickle trellis]

oh yes ofc i didn't see

[fickle trellis]

oh no

[covert patio]

guys is rent a girlfriend nsfw

[dusky forge]

The anime?

[covert patio]

yea

[dusky forge]

Iirc its only suggestive, but it’s been a very long time since I watched it

[covert patio]

just wanna know if ill look like a weirdo if ill watch in on dorm

[cobalt echo]

Oh, sorry to hear that

[boreal torrent]

yes you will

[covert patio]

awsome

[main wyvern]

👩‍🦼‍➡️

[lavish relic]

bwa

[fickle trellis]

u will

[dusky forge]

Lunch

[bold adder]

what is that

[dusky forge]

Fried chicken and a bag of salt and vinegar chips

[jaunty ore]

charcoal

[boreal torrent]

@stark herald hiii

how are you

[wraith osprey]

fras fres and fwes

so many

[stark herald]

hellooooooi

[boreal torrent]

i am sleepy maybe i should sleep

[stark herald]

i am listiening to My Chemical Romanse

[boreal torrent]

i woke up at midnight

[stark herald]

yes

[boreal torrent]

I've heard of them before

but I don't think I have ever listened to it

should I?

[stark herald]

I've been hating going to sleep because the weight of doing nothing all day crushes me when school will come back and I'll fail

[stark herald]

No

[boreal torrent]

huh

okay

i cant be reasonable im going to sleep

good afternoon cya :3

[wooden socket]

hi

[stone pawn]

You appear to be going over the speed limit sir

[slow urchin]

fres you're getting too real (i have the same thing :( )

[slow urchin]

no trust speed limit sign said "fuck it"

[covert patio]

aw hell nah im in half of the first episode im cringing so much

[stone pawn]

Maybe he's on the isle of man

[fickle trellis]

its very cringe

[fluid elk]

Hey just curious, I know there is a vendetta port called bunny, do they have a discord server?

[fickle trellis]

i don't think i watched it all

[wraith osprey]

shock emoji

[fickle trellis]

obvs

[fluid elk]

I'm so stupid lmao

Thanks

[covert patio]

must be a weebs dream anime tho

[keen kernel]

erm....thats the PYONCORD discord server...

[slow urchin]

if you want a dumb romance anime that's cringe in a very wholesome and kind of fantasy way u should watch 'love chuunibyo and other delusions'

[fickle trellis]

i just liked the opening song

[wraith osprey]

so theres this thing called a hammer

[keen kernel]

ok go on

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808115423198314507/1302753681921540157/togif.gif

[covert patio]

hammer editor mentioned??

[fickle trellis]

lmao

[keen kernel]

yummy brain daqmage

[stark herald]

You can't really talk or get support there

[fluid elk]

all I want is the pluigins link LMAO

[wraith osprey]

even more cooked then

[fluid elk]

wait what

[stark herald]

here you get plugin links https://bn-plugins.github.io/vd-web/

some don't work at all

[fluid elk]

oh :(

is there a single good phone mod for android???

[stark herald]

using an outdated discord version works better

[fluid elk]

bc alicuord is like super outdated

[wraith osprey]

some of the non working proxied ones are fixed non proxied

[fluid elk]

for me it bugs out where every timne i log in to my main account, it logs me out after use on every device

[raw panther]

I've never understood the proxied/nonproxied plugins thing

[fluid elk]

im dumb when it comes to terms like this lol, what does that mean?

[raw panther]

haven't tried to understand either fwiw

[stark herald]

proxied means it's on the website, it's a snapshot of the plugin code at a certain time so any new changes on the plugin's repo won't affect the proxied version

[raw panther]

figured as much

[wraith osprey]

vencord but slightly less centralized

[stark herald]

unproxied is the plugin's repo so any changes the developer makes are applied right away

[lapis lava]

unproxied good for malware

[wraith osprey]

i want malware

[lapis lava]

or when vd staff ever power trip and pull a powercord

[fluid elk]

ah okay

[stark herald]

the point of proxy is so that bunny Devs review that the unproxied code is safe and once they've made sure so they proxy it and that becomes proxied

[fluid elk]

im just not gonna mess with it then, and use normal disocord on my phone

i just wish there was a working vencord app for android

ik there is but its not worked on

[wraith osprey]

@lapis lava tro

[fluid elk]

i love vencord

lol

[wraith osprey]

https://github.com/vendroidenhanced/vendroid

[stark herald]

don't use that

[lapis lava]

(ignore the thumbnail)

[stark herald]

it's very bad

[wraith osprey]

do its very good

[lapis lava]

husk for free ban

[raw panther]

how am I supposed to ignore it

[stark herald]

NO

[lapis lava]

vban And ladies and gentlemen, these were his last words.

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned .fres. (@stark herald)

[wraith osprey]

@lapis lava when are the "assorted css fixes" coming

[raw panther]

D:

[lapis lava]

vunban 843448897737064448

[bold adder]

bye fres

[wraith osprey]

free fras

[neon ferry]

Done!

Unbanned .fres. (@stark herald)

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[wraith osprey]

bye vencord

[stark herald]

guhhhhh

[fluid elk]

im so confused

[keen kernel]

Can we ban fres again I missed it

[lapis lava]

okay

[keen kernel]

thanks

[kind summit]

I husk right now

[keen kernel]

🍿

[wraith osprey]

no stop it

[keen kernel]

Ok now I'm ready

[wraith osprey]

stip hurting fes

[lapis lava]

fine…

@wraith ospreyeeeeee 😭

[keen kernel]

GUHH I just got popcorn

[wraith osprey]

peak contrast

vcotd-reroll

guhh i put it backwards

@lapis lava reroll rn

[edgy ermine]

good

[stark herald]

You have 2 rerolls left this week. For more rerolls donate at vencord.dev/donate

[lapis lava]

vreroll-cotd

[neon ferry]

Rerolled!

[lapis lava]

v+ husk

[wooden socket]

hi im texting and driving

[wraith osprey]

this is so bad

[lapis lava]

vreroll-cotd

[neon ferry]

Rerolled!

[stark herald]

unhusk

[wraith osprey]

why are they all dark

[lapis lava]

okay

vreroll-cotd #000000

[neon ferry]

Rerolled!

[wraith osprey]

i am white

[lapis lava]

yop

whitename

vreroll-cotd

[neon ferry]

Rerolled!

[lapis lava]

so good

[wraith osprey]

slightly not white

pigeon poop

[glass shell]

add gacha to venbot

[wraith osprey]

@lapis lava this is so old

[wooden socket]

i may have crashed

i accidentally changed into reverse whilst going 360 km/h

oops

[lapis lava]

v- husk

[wraith osprey]

vee will never merge

[boreal torrent]

wrong

v loves gambling

[lavish schooner]

@stark heraldplosion

[boreal torrent]

fwesplosion

[wraith osprey]

wjeres the venboot gambling pr

[glass shell]

my brain saw this as a real picture for a second

[wraith osprey]

@lapis lava

[lapis lava]

somewhere

[wraith osprey]

where

[lavish schooner]

same

[stark herald]

Is there something like vegans but they don't eat plants either because plants are alive and we should protect nature

[lapis lava]

new cotd…

[glass shell]

i love plants to death but god they tasty

[slow urchin]

sushi

cool name but why is it that color

[wraith osprey]

old one was so good

[slow urchin]

😢

[wraith osprey]

i love pigeon poop

[glass shell]

who

[lavish schooner]

yes, they're considered dead

[bold adder]

guhhh the food court finally opens

[stark herald]

what kind of sushi is green

[glass shell]

avocado

[stark herald]

why are these recommended

[glass shell]

top 10 songs that fuck my

[wraith osprey]

yeah its called a gamer

only eat super processed foods

[glass shell]

me when i do a bit specific to a friendgroup that no one will get and now i look fucking insane

[stark herald]

where do i join

[glass shell]

you don't

last time i introduced two friendgroups together it broke the whole thing appart

[open pasture]

real

[rapid aurora]

yeah I think I shouldn't trust my dad with changing the screen on my phone
I feel like the colors are ass

[open pasture]

I was able to merge two friend groups I had but only because they had similar interests and humor

[glass shell]

but basically my friend made a Spotify playlist that's called top 10 songs that fuck my [WOMAN GENITALIA] and half of the songs are like shitty EDM from 2010s

i merged a mostly queer friendgroup with a straight ass white guy

[boreal torrent]

lmao i saw something similar on a brazilian meme once

[stark herald]

SAME

and it happened twice

[keen junco]

my cpu is in pain

[glass shell]

the straight ass white guy is pretty cool and i love em to death but they just did not mesh well with some of the friendgroup

[open pasture]

looks fine

[boreal torrent]

Most of my best internet friends are either neurodivergent or queer

or both

[pliant narwhal]

hello!

[stark herald]

Most of my friends are either male or female

[prime python]

its happy

[keen junco]

most definitely not

[paper gate]

@stark herald is scared of people

[boreal torrent]

am i your friend

[stark herald]

yeah

[open pasture]

most of my friends have brain damage from alcohol

[boreal torrent]

wdym ish...

[stark herald]

sorry...

[glass shell]

I drink alcohol i don't got brain damage

[open pasture]

false

[winter girder]

@paper gate

[boreal torrent]

fres so fake..

[glass shell]

not false

[paper gate]

@stark herald

[stark herald]

I drink brain damage and I don't alcohol

[boreal torrent]

how is fres pronoundedcndk

pronounced

[open pasture]

you engulf alcohol thats different

[boreal torrent]

is the pronounciation in spanish

[stark herald]

"fres"

[stark herald]

yes

[boreal torrent]

or english

[glass shell]

i drink vodka

[boreal torrent]

oh

[stark herald]

they sound the same

[open pasture]

100 proof?

[stark herald]

there's no difference

[glass shell]

trust me you don't wanna engulf vodka

[boreal torrent]

how

[glass shell]

how the fuck do you want me to prove that

[stark herald]

I was gonna listen

[open pasture]

i drank shine everday for years

[open pasture]

was a question?

[glass shell]

actually i do have some messages of me here while i was drunk

[open pasture]

proof is 1/2th percent

[slow urchin]

yay im a booster now

[open pasture]

100 proof is 50%

[slow urchin]

wahoo

[boreal torrent]

@stark herald

[keen junco]

fresh

[glass shell]

i don't fucking know dude im french we don't use that here

[boreal torrent]

freeh

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[boreal torrent]

freshie

[glass shell]

are you asking me if im drinking it mixed or pure?

[keen junco]

yop

[paper gate]

fresh fres

[open pasture]

you dont know what % you're drinking?

[stark herald]

the latter

but they're like the same

[open pasture]

if you drink straight you should know

[glass shell]

well vodka's 40%

[open pasture]

bleh weak

[glass shell]

that's just

[open pasture]

I'll pass ty

[glass shell]

the percentage of vodka

it doesn't

[open pasture]

we have moonshine here

[glass shell]

huh???

[open pasture]

97.5%

[stark herald]

@glass shell you get drunk without noticing

[open pasture]

it cured my acid reflux

[glass shell]

yeah well congrats for drinking rubbing alcohol but I have a life ahead of me

[open pasture]

not if you drink regularly

gave that shit up in my 20s

[glass shell]

enjoy a broken liver unable to filter out trash in your 40s

[open pasture]

Mine is fine I got it tested in sept

[glass shell]

im talking about later

[stark herald]

my body will break

[open pasture]

itll be fine

[glass shell]

that shit always catches up

[open pasture]

I'm at risk of only Alzheimers and Cancer when im in my 40s

[glass shell]

that's like me having a horrible sleep schedule that i haven't fixed in years, im gonna feel it in my 30s probably

[rare trout]

bruh

when was this added

[paper gate]

several minutes ago

right before you looked

[glass shell]

GET MY LANGUAGE OUTTA AI SLOP RAHHH

[paper gate]

Le Chat mIstral

[stone pawn]

That is not meant for human consumption silly

Its meant as a mixer

Or disinfectant

[glass shell]

vodka shots get me fucked up in seconds

[wraith osprey]

wait ur french,,,..

[paper gate]

@stark herald

[glass shell]

what i don't understand is i can take multiple shots just fine but if i drink like 3 mixed drinks i end up puking all over the place

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey hiiii

[glass shell]

yeah it's kinda in my nickname

[stone pawn]

Consider drinking lesa

[open pasture]

yes it is

[stone pawn]

Or eating more

[wraith osprey]

sorry i dont read

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey hiiiiiiiiiiii

[open pasture]

you are just not ready for it

[wraith osprey]

@glass shell whats your opinion on quebecers

[glass shell]

i love em to death

[stone pawn]

OK tough guy

[paper gate]

quebec will float off into the ocean

[glass shell]

love em and their silly accent

[open pasture]

its like water if its clean

impurities make it taste bad

[glass shell]

sink water sucks

[stone pawn]

Its straight ethanol, there is no taste

[wraith osprey]

i love @paper gate he looks like a frog

[paper gate]

[glass shell]

zoot is quebecois?

[wraith osprey]

no i just saud tat

[glass shell]

oh

i was about to be really happy

[wraith osprey]

i think nino is

[glass shell]

nino's Canadian not quebecois

[wraith osprey]

quebecois people are still canadian

[open pasture]

You've never had apple pie moonshine

[glass shell]

different culture

[open pasture]

and it shows

[glass shell]

different language

not the same

if I do french jokes to a canadian they're gonna look at me weird

but I can laugh just fine with a quebecois

[wraith osprey]

bro i literally grew up on the ontario quebec border and visted family there

its not much different

[glass shell]

you'd be surprised

[wraith osprey]

starege

[glass shell]

there's englishized quebecois and french quebecois

[wraith osprey]

be fr

[glass shell]

should i watch aggretsuko

[hollow surge]

yes

[boreal torrent]

i wanna hop on quebec one day

quebec is peak

[paper gate]

hop

distro switching

[boreal torrent]

nop

[hollow surge]

ok i think i'm finished

[lapis lava]

do you have veeeery good french

regardless ur better hopping on a different province

quebec is horror

[bold adder]

the chipotle burritos arent here yet even though its lunch time

i had to get a breakfast one

guhhhhh

[hollow surge]

quebec looks like an onomatopeia for water drips falling down a sewer

i can't explain why

it just does

[harsh minnow]

Québec so insane

nina fake quebecois

won't even spell it with the é

Québécois

[boreal torrent]

not yet

i plan to learn french

very soon

[boreal torrent]

why

[main wyvern]

i wanna try and host my own searxng instance

guh

[harsh minnow]

DONT

[harsh minnow]

no point unless you make it public and get a bunch of people to use it

[small bramble]

i learnt french for 6 months

gave up

[small bramble]

why tho

[main wyvern]

i'd just use it for myself tbh

[small bramble]

doesntt hurt to have my own lil search engine

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[paper gate]

hiii @glass shell

[glass shell]

hiii zoot

zootie

im calling you zootie now

[harsh minnow]

because the entire point of searx is that it's more anonymous because a lot of people share the same google profile

if only one person uses it, this doesn't work so you might as well just use Google directly

[small bramble]

doesnt searxng have multiple sources

[hollow surge]

ok ok no NOW i'm finished

[small bramble]

oh well same problem probably

[hollow surge]

true

[glass shell]

TRUE

[boreal torrent]

too late

latinamaxxing incoming

[hollow surge]

latinxmaxxing

[glass shell]

i agree

im calliminimizing

[hollow surge]

why are we measuring it in inches

it's time

@glass shell-sized time

[harsh minnow]

latinxmaxxing*

latinxxing

[boreal torrent]

nop

quit calling me slurs...

istg the bat is one of the cutest mc mobs

lc.i bat minecraft

[night blaze]

About minecraft bats : r/Minecraft

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/20

[boreal torrent]

NOT THAT ONE

the new one

lc.i minecraft new bat model

[night blaze]

What do you think about the new Bat? : r/Minecraft

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/16

[boreal torrent]

[glass shell]

FUCK YOU

[hollow surge]

short queen rage unleashed

[glass shell]

big ass ears

[boreal torrent]

i wish i was short

being tall is no fun

[harsh minnow]

are you guys excited for Minecraft 2

[glass shell]

don't call me that ill fucking kill you

[harsh minnow]

Notch announced

[paper gate]

yes

[glass shell]

idk

[boreal torrent]

only if its written in Java

for modding purposes

[hollow surge]

[glass shell]

I liked notch's old silly ideas from the start of minecraft

[paper gate]

other langs can be modded

[boreal torrent]

if its written in Java it'll becomd a modding heaven

[glass shell]

but his way of making games changed a lot

i feel like we won't get the essence from back then

[boreal torrent]

Not as easily

nor with same crossplat compat

[rapid aurora]

Why does my phone screen feel so yellow compared to my second one

[paper gate]

if its popular enough there will be ways found

[glass shell]

also PLEASE tell me it's not gonna be in java

[hollow surge]

sleep night

[boreal torrent]

compiled languages struggle with modding

[hollow surge]

tcotd

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is sushi! (#87ab39)

[hollow surge]

I NEVER GET THAT FUCKING

COMMAND RIGHT

[rapid aurora]

i have that off

[hollow surge]

THE FIRST TIME

[boreal torrent]

c# and java are modding heavens

[open pasture]

old screen

[mystic salmon]

Sushi is not that colour

[rapid aurora]

i just changed it

[boreal torrent]

venbot is proving it otherwise

[hollow surge]

moldy ass sushi

[glass shell]

you really don't

[open pasture]

bad stock maybe?

[glass shell]

i hate being short so much because HUGE BITCHES CALL ME OUT FOR IT

[open pasture]

being tall had advantages but I do not like my food bill

[hollow surge]

anything is huge compared to you franz

you can't call people huge

[boreal torrent]

i hate being tall

[rapid aurora]

idk bro

[open pasture]

🤷🏻‍♂️

[glass shell]

ok so first off call me callie second off, ill castrate you i actually will

[open pasture]

lmao

[glass shell]

we're gonna have to put you down like a dog

[boreal torrent]

i'm 6 feet tall

[glass shell]

LUCKY FUCK

[hollow surge]

damn bitch i only got 2 feet

[open pasture]

im 6'1"

[glass shell]

I WANNA BE TALL AND COOL BUT I HAVE TO BE SHORT AND MISERABLE

[harsh minnow]

https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1875893834510639461

maybe I was wrong, sometimes things do happen

Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) on X

BREAKING:

Ukraine launches a new surprise offensive in the Kursk region of Russia, moving north-west in large column of armored vehicles and with extensive use of electronic warfare equipment.

They have cleared minefields and are now successfully taking territory.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 1:15 PM

[open pasture]

I keep hitting my head on cabinets

[rapid aurora]

people are dreaming to have a successful life
your dream is to be tall

[boreal torrent]

id be lucky if i didnt have gender dysphoria

[open pasture]

exclusive brain damage for the tall

[glass shell]

i imagine this sentence with the fucking chudjak looking over a beautiful sunset over the most lushious hill you've ever seen

[glass shell]

i need to be tall to have a successful life

no one will take me seriously if im small

[rapid aurora]

alhamdulilah i am a male and never encountered the idea of changing my gender

but i will in the Afterlife

[hollow surge]

real

[rapid aurora]

callie seriously
do you look up whenever you chat with us online for how short you are?

[hollow surge]

callie is the reason messages scroll bottom-top and not top-bottom

[open pasture]

LOL

[glass shell]

no i look at my phone or my computer

dumbass

[boreal torrent]

to be successful in life u just gotta be a white short girl

[rapid aurora]

the monitor is taller than you

[glass shell]

im a white short girl but IT SUCKS

[hollow surge]

to be successful in life u just gotta be a white short girl

[glass shell]

i wanna be tall and intimidating

i wanna be cool

[boreal torrent]

REAL

[rapid aurora]

why white
and why short
specifically

are you notch?

[hollow surge]

are you a certain austrian paitner?

[glass shell]

i wanna be that one cool tall lesbian friend

[boreal torrent]

ever heard of structural racism?

[glass shell]

BUT INSTEAD I HAVE TO BE MISERABLE AND TINY

[hollow surge]

crazy how all my lesbian friends think the same

[hollow surge]

instead they are DOOMED to be SHORT

[rapid aurora]

explain

[glass shell]

hahas,,,, and those lesbian friends would be,,,

[open pasture]

fuck my stupid chud life

[boreal torrent]

white people tend to have access to better education and better quality of life in western countries

[hollow surge]

MINORS callie, they would BE MINORS

[glass shell]

FUCK MY LIFE

I CAN NEVER HAVE ANYTHING GOOD

[open pasture]

L

[hollow surge]

i feel like i'm living a weezer album every girl i get a crush on is already in a relationship with another girl

[rapid aurora]

this is your dream?

[hollow surge]

holy shit give that man a mushroom

[glass shell]

every girl i get a crush on is way too cool and im too scared to talk to them

[hollow surge]

preferably a red mushroom

[boreal torrent]

just become an aroace queen

[hollow surge]

with white dots

[glass shell]

yes but with a girl

[glass shell]

fuck non

[open pasture]

this is diabolical never post this again

[boreal torrent]

L

[open pasture]

walahi

[rapid aurora]

alhamdulilah whenever i see a girl i like
i show them my awesome genshin impact account

[glass shell]

i love my aroace friends to death

but i love girls

so much

[boreal torrent]

idk if im aroace

i never fell in love in my life

[hollow surge]

british, the french, and gingers are the only people everyone is allowed to make fun of

[hollow surge]

lucky ass

[heavy light]

[hollow surge]

HURRO

[boreal torrent]

maybe i have never met cool people

[hollow surge]

👋

[open pasture]

amen

[glass shell]

the moment someone gives me the slightest smidget of attention im head over heels for them it sucks

im so dumb

RAHHHH

miku hold my phone

[rapid aurora]

@glass shell you have a tiny hand
your main phone must be iphone 8

[glass shell]

no it's a google pixel 8

[rapid aurora]

that's taller than you

[boreal torrent]

based

[glass shell]

i have long fingers im a pianist

[hollow surge]

the moment someone is not a basic ass girl that has a REAL LIFE outside of THE INTERNET i'm head over heels kicking my feet like a bitch just for them to be lesbian

[boreal torrent]

quit bullying her for being short wtf

yall so mean..

[rapid aurora]

i hate being 5'9
i don't want to be an npc average man

[stone pawn]

Damn, rich

[glass shell]

i know right,,

[rapid aurora]

[glass shell]

hahas,,, yea,,,

[undone umbra]

thats cool im watching takt op destiny rn

[stone pawn]

Yeah being mean is fun

[undone umbra]

as u said that

[stone pawn]

Are you telling me to stop having fun

[hollow surge]

that's kinda mean of you Shrek

[rapid aurora]

STAY WAY FROM ME VENCORD I HAVE AN EXAM TOMORROW

[hollow surge]

i hope you fail amen

[rapid aurora]

god doesn't know you exist btw

[hollow surge]

the scores won't get to know you

[glass shell]

mugu, first off, hi it's been 10 million years
second off, you did not just say "oh my god thats just like my animes" upon me saying i was a pianist

[open pasture]

how long have you been playing piano for?

[glass shell]

6+ years

[undone umbra]

no im just saying waht a coincence

[open pasture]

cool as fuck

[hollow surge]

long fingers in comparison to your height or long fingers in comparison to other people's fingers?

[open pasture]

I envy piano players

[glass shell]

im stuck in music making limbo

[open pasture]

I have short sausage fingies

[rapid aurora]

this is how i imagine callie now

[hollow surge]

aren't we all

[open pasture]

I have laborer hands

[glass shell]

i haven't released anything for a whole ass year because I think everything I make SUCKS

[hollow surge]

honestly i release anything i make every time even if it sucks balls

[open pasture]

opposite of my brother everything he makes is ass and he doesnt stop releasing it

[hollow surge]

i am your brother

[open pasture]

no

[stone pawn]

That is insane

[glass shell]

i have an extremely small community of around like 20-30 regular listeners

[stone pawn]

What a coincidence

[open pasture]

you're not a skinny 35 yrold NEET

[rapid aurora]

hey everyone are you sure you want to date someone who will live with you forever if married

i doubt most of you will stay in a healthy relationship for less than 3 days

[glass shell]

I DON'T WANNA DISAPPOINT THEM RAHHH

[open pasture]

yes I do

[hollow surge]

i have 31 subscribers 😎

[boreal torrent]

i have 0

[hollow surge]

give up||/j||

[boreal torrent]

i dont do music :/

[open pasture]

my last relationship lasted 7 days due to severe paranoia @rapid aurora lmfao

[rapid aurora]

I'm talking about relationships like someone wants me 😭

[hollow surge]

rela asf

[glass shell]

bitch you can't even get with someone get out of my face

[rapid aurora]

gosh i hate LCD screens omg

[hollow surge]

callie no one can get infront of your face ur too short

smh

[rapid aurora]

you bet?

[glass shell]

oh.

OH.

Ok so you WANT to fucking get tased

that's what you want

[stone pawn]

You gotta buy that OLED

[covert patio]

guys im starting no food challenge tommorow! wish me luck!!

[hollow surge]

amen

[rapid aurora]

paypal me $500

[hollow surge]

eat food

eat lots of food

[covert patio]

i will eat only lunch

[stone pawn]

Best I can do is £0.01

[rapid aurora]

this week i will take a picture with a girl
and i will end it here

[rapid aurora]

shit saar that's 300 rupees

deal

[stone pawn]

OK bet

[rapid aurora]

i can't type wth

[lapis lava]

Bet

[glass shell]

there's a trans girl in my English class and she's so pretty

[open pasture]

Inshallah your fast goes well friend

[glass shell]

but she kinda sucks at english

like majorly

[stone pawn]

Who doesnt

[rapid aurora]

russian?