🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[solemn plank]

But let's not be explicit, so your message has already been quoted ya ding dong and thats the sound of her singing ding ding ding golly look at the crawlspace :o the growl tale of two hats

@open pasture

Welcome to Ooer! gnoeowelOeerwo welco gn gn ooegngngngnngngngngg 🤗 BIRTH!

epic fail...

[lapis lava]

okay stop now

[solemn plank]

cant have shit... so sad

ok disney channel movie bully

[bold adder]

30 more to go

[keen junco]

@paper gate https://tenor.com/view/dog-cute-dog-shaking-dog-puppy-cute-puppy-gif-25485866

[paper gate]

what is that thing

[keen junco]

You

[covert patio]

Hiii

[solemn plank]

aliens that look very very different from us but still have the same tech as us

incomprehensible figures bearing normal ass guns n shit

[covert patio]

Wdym

[solemn plank]

ones in the ship raging at the game "Worbleg"

[solemn plank]

its a concept

[covert patio]

Ok

[boreal torrent]

Genshin Impact has one of the best open world maps I've ever seen

Very pretty, fun to explore, and very creative

[dense aspen]

True

[dense aspen]

Fun fact: genshin in PS and Xbox has a special exclusive dynamic fog algorithm that's better than the mobile and PC one they got.

[remote valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240335613572415498/1277291562077913110/togif.gif

[dense aspen]

They look more natural

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1324984723176685660/plap_plap_plap.mp4?ex=677a23af&is=6778d22f&hm=7578ba899e95f885c5e666bb371895d24fe694837b0d95423d1723968d191edd&

[remote valve]

imbed failure

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[dense aspen]

@stark herald

[remote valve]

ayyy SDR++

[paper gate]

[quasi ravine]

wtf how did i end up here

[remote valve]

literally use it too

based

[paper gate]

@quasi ravine

[remote valve]

reminder

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[main wyvern]

when

[remote valve]

who even is the owner of this server btw

[main wyvern]

me

i am

[keen junco]

First you will be verified straight

[main wyvern]

nope

i'm too gay

[keen junco]

Yop

[keen junco]

Not anymore

[main wyvern]

no

[keen junco]

Your internal wiring has been changed

You like boys now

Exclusively

[main wyvern]

ew

no

[fallow pawn]

windows please

[keen junco]

I therefore pronounce you as the wife of @paper gate

[main wyvern]

hell nah

[paper gate]

@main wyvern hiiii

[keen junco]

How did multiple husks just spawn

It was like 5 at the same time

[fallow pawn]

some good spawning rates

[stone owl]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-gif-21364442

[harsh minnow]

me when I'm in the desert and night falls 😵

[keen junco]

True

[fallow pawn]

xronier

[main wyvern]

high quality

[paper gate]

@open pasture hii

[glass shell]

aa

[spring trellis]

i like this background

[main wyvern]

Think

[covert patio]

Arch Linux when

[spring trellis]

i use void

[covert patio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/261670580170915841/974517037089058816/9lsj7zyx.gif

[cobalt echo]

Hi

[humble trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121585638303613027/1205925423964233748/attachment.gif

[humble trench]

"i destroy windows pcs and macs" be like

good thing in their name is to destroy windows pcs

[winter girder]

I hate how bottled water tastes

[humble trench]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047332964083712020/1122460166953123901/attachment-2-1.gif

[winter girder]

Fridge water is clearly better.

[humble trench]

Husk water is way better.

Blobcatcozy water is the best.

[winter girder]

Wrong its dr pepper water

[humble trench]

🐴

[humble trench]

dr pepper sucks

[winter girder]

You don't wanna see me unchained 😈🔥😈🔥

[humble trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121585638303613027/1205925423964233748/attachment.gif

[bold adder]

cute

[cobalt echo]

Good morning everyone :>

[covert patio]

hii

😭

[paper gate]

hii

[paper gate]

good morning celery

[winter girder]

Ibuprofen my saver 🙏

[winter girder]

Gm

[winter girder]

Zeet.

[bold adder]

how do you mess this up 😭
i pledge allegiance to the united states
https://fixupx.com/amuse/status/1875244783851176326

[covert patio]

it is what it is

[winter needle]

WHAT GAME IS THIS

[paper gate]

miside

[winter needle]

im surprised you of all people know

thanks

[paper gate]

how

i see it evrywhere in past week

https://tenor.com/view/stickydacat-gif-26502121

@keen junco

[hollow surge]

i hate when im crossing the road and cars stop, like bitch im not that important keep going

[hollow surge]

the game with a horrible lazy ending

[bold adder]

⠀

[boreal torrent]

Lol thats interesting

[narrow wing]

Updated a phone and facebook reinstalled itself, breh

[hollow jackal]

the most tragic case of exactly this is i think gta 4

[cobalt echo]

hi hi

[cobalt echo]

hiii

[paper gate]

hiiii

[hollow jackal]

fog calculations are hard to get consistent across a bajillion different gpus as opposed to the same exact configuration on every console

[heavy gorge]

Hello

How are y’all?

[spring trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034285810175967344/1323859275298111569/caption.gif

[gleaming sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/liciallurie-freminet-frem-frwm-frwminet-gif-12881905961483856504

[cobalt echo]

Hiii, I'm good :33

u?

[cobalt echo]

hiiiiiii

[heavy gorge]

I’m good too, just need idea of apply…

[drifting carbon]

AAAAAAAAAA

[spring trellis]

based

[bold adder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1212567726204129291/IMG_3242.gif

[gleaming sequoia]

Dieded

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894032210666090569/1274438920083472556/ShootaCat_-_1824733905208946924.gif

[dense aspen]

Console players getting better treatment then PC/mobile players when PC players are way more and has better hardware and mobile has PC and console combined level of players smh

[bold adder]

zzz has ray tracing on ps5

[stray wren]

@unreal siren is this your job?

[unreal siren]

No

[gleaming sequoia]

wawa

[stray wren]

Wah never seen someone with so much time

[unreal siren]

I just multitask

[covert patio]

ass

[stray wren]

Wait so what's your actual job

[unreal siren]

Nothing

[covert patio]

how does it take 140 seconds to build a java app 😭

[bold adder]

i go back to uni tmrw

:(

[covert patio]

same

[stray wren]

Where do you get the funds to live

[gleaming sequoia]

I named my computer maeputer because it's silly

:3

[cobalt echo]

carrr

[gleaming sequoia]

one of my drives were accidentally encrypted and I dunno the password

yay

no more data for me!!!!

[cobalt echo]

I dont have a driver

[covert patio]

Shiggy Maki/Sushi

[cobalt echo]

[covert patio]

oh my god

[gleaming sequoia]

It has every bit of my important information too

that's convenient

[noble quest]

[main wyvern]

how

guh

[lost furnace]

I never encrypt my drives or data because the only one who will be scarred afterwards is the person who decided to look at my drives

[boreal torrent]

I think I gamed way too much today

[lost furnace]

rookie numbers

[cobalt echo]

Why so little

[boreal torrent]

Because I'm not a gamer

[gleaming sequoia]

I didn't even

[cobalt echo]

That's fine I play for like 2-3 hours a day :3

[gleaming sequoia]

I don't fucking know

[covert patio]

natlan story line so boring fr

like bro just release shneznaya already

[cobalt echo]

I like the characters though

They're fun to play with

[covert patio]

i dont

like bro we playing mario kart now

or waht

[cobalt echo]

I like exploring and playing the map so I just want good characters with good movement :3

food movements 🔥

[bold adder]

if i play 4 minutes of zzz today i will have played 100 hours in the past 3 weeks

basically averaging around 5 hours a day

guhhh

[noble quest]

yahoo!

[cobalt echo]

The browser

[paper gate]

@cobalt echo nini @noble quest

[noble quest]

@paper gate nini

i eep too

[cobalt echo]

@paper gate nini

I'm not going to eep soon

[cobalt echo]

aa55h

[covert patio]

yes

[cobalt echo]

h55aa

[covert patio]

55aah

h is hex postfix

[cobalt echo]

5aha5

yrelec

Idk what I'm doing anymore

[boreal torrent]

can't spell women without men

[cobalt echo]

woemn

[boreal torrent]

take that feminists /s

[covert patio]

you cant spell password without ass

[bold adder]

cant spell madam without dam

DAMMNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boreal torrent]

madamn

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-bird-legs-gif-7418853116988366584

[cobalt echo]

You can't spell money without one

[boreal torrent]

Cant spell female without male either

English so sexist

[cobalt echo]

girl

[covert patio]

you cant spell react native without awful framework

[boreal torrent]

In other words: cant spell react native without react

[covert patio]

i like react

[boreal torrent]

React so bad

[covert patio]

idk react makes the most sense in my head

[boreal torrent]

SvelteKit ftw

or Solid.js

Solid is react if it was saner

Just write your own template and SSR engine smh

Not that hard

Nope fuck Rust

Where's the ABI and dynamic linking

Nope

External libs

[cobalt echo]

Stop fucking eachother

[boreal torrent]

Told ya

Rust is a good concept tho

[covert patio]

yea theoretically rust is good but in reality its ass

[boreal torrent]

Type classes and ADTs on a low-level language is awesome

[covert patio]

NTM?

[noble quest]

I have been told to write something that requires dynamic linking in rust

[dawn iris]

hell naw

[covert patio]

:(

[dawn iris]

NTM aint got shit on this

this is MEGA

[covert patio]

what

[boreal torrent]

C and Zig my beloveds

[cobalt echo]

Minecraft 💫

[covert patio]

link pls

[boreal torrent]

I dont even use Zig

[dawn iris]

link is to the discord server

[covert patio]

is it for AE2?

[dawn iris]

not sure if i can send link here without getting zapped

[boreal torrent]

I just like the concept

I just do C

[noble quest]

. gg/mylibk

[covert patio]

idk NTM is the best tech mod ive ever seen

[boreal torrent]

Rust borrow checker is a gimmick anyway

[covert patio]

nothing can surpass it

[noble quest]

You can do without the space

Vebbot just checks if a link embeds IIRC

[boreal torrent]

GCs are very good

[covert patio]

but its 1.7 which is kinda mid

[boreal torrent]

People only think GCs are bad because Java used to have terrible GCs

[noble quest]

Applied energestics 2 my beloved

[dawn iris]

We only publish

on

MEGA

mega.nz

tr

[boreal torrent]

U upload MEGA to MEGA?

Fucking why

[dawn iris]

funny

[noble quest]

[dawn iris]

there are mirrors too

[covert patio]

oh it seems cool

[boreal torrent]

Fair point

[covert patio]

why not on modrinth tho

you could make it more popular

[boreal torrent]

I'd just use Elixir for some kind of projects tbf

How is it ass

Being interpreted doesnt make it mid

Elixir error handling is the same as any imperative language so I don't like it

Doesn't fit a FP language very well

Definitely is

But it doesn't matter

For 99% of the applications

You ain't on a hardware-constrained embedded system

Very good

Elixir is awesome at distributed systems and load balancing

And also fault tolerance

Erlang VM is very good at it

Lemme search one

@devout spoke https://hexdocs.pm/elixir/introduction.html

[spark epoch]

z

[boreal torrent]

yw

[cobalt echo]

:3

[covert patio]

yooo it works

what is this 😭

[amber quarry]

@tacit grail

[drifting carbon]

hi

[digital kettle]

oh this is how I learned??

[keen junco]

Yop

[bold adder]

⠀

[mystic salmon]

skull

[stone pawn]

Me when I spread lies and misinformation on the internet

[drifting carbon]

this isnt even true..

[wooden socket]

why is it the 2025th of january 04

[winter girder]

How was America

[soft wadi]

i miss soda so bad koda

i cried all the way back 😭😭

[winter girder]

Did you taste the freedom and smell disel trucks

[winter girder]

I'm sorru 😭

[soft wadi]

smelled like weed

[winter girder]

That's wgat freedom smells like

Everyone has weed in the usa now lmoa

Ive seen high schoolers smoking in the bathroom

[stone pawn]

Time works like that

[bold adder]

:(

[wooden socket]

2.4000000000000004%

[stone pawn]

Math

[lusty oak]

highschoolers in Romania smoke everywhere

[wooden socket]

since when does this exist

[spring trellis]

hi

[digital kettle]

why is ai

[wooden socket]

ai is getting scary

[wooden socket]

oh

[rapid aurora]

Hello bros

[spring trellis]

hi

ugh the bios update enabled the trackpad

brb

[rapid aurora]

[wooden socket]

audi s8

[digital kettle]

thank you bixby

[glass shell]

guhh

[drifting carbon]

germany

[deep token]

hot

[digital kettle]

bwq

@deep token bwq

bwa

why is she so useless

[raw panther]

bwa

[deep token]

cuz it's samsung

[boreal torrent]

All smart assistants are useless istg

[drifting carbon]

wait dont you hate proprietary apps?

[raw panther]

this

[digital kettle]

ew ai

[boreal torrent]

She's literally using Discord right now...

[raw panther]

also smasnug has always been good with hardware and awful with software, this never changes

[drifting carbon]

nevermind

[boreal torrent]

Apple is half opposite

[deep token]

only the ones she doesn't use

[boreal torrent]

Hardware performs well but it's terrible to repair

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/yukari-akiyama-akiyama-yukari-girls-und-panzer-yukari-akiyama-gif-14612964282884376493

[boreal torrent]

Software... you know it

[deep token]

eewwww

[drifting carbon]

i thought she like went full foss

[digital kettle]

it requires a surname wha do I put

[boreal torrent]

I wish I could go full free software

My hardware doesn't support it

[drifting carbon]

for me i can go free software on my phone

[digital kettle]

on computer yes

[drifting carbon]

but its really difficult

[digital kettle]

on phone i don't give a shit

[drifting carbon]

oh

[boreal torrent]

Including kernel free from proprietary blobs?

[digital kettle]

i seriously do sob

[boreal torrent]

I would care more about free software on my phone

If I had a pixel

[digital kettle]

oh yeah i do have f droid

[drifting carbon]

no theres still some propietary stuff..

[deep token]

i don't give a shit on all of my stuff

[boreal torrent]

Phone is the device that tracks you the most lmfao

[drifting carbon]

but i can go full degoogled

[deep token]

if it works it works so i don't care

[drifting carbon]

because lineageos supports my phone

[digital kettle]

i mean i also have a galaxy watch literally

[boreal torrent]

Horror

[deep token]

massive tracking source

you know what else is massive

low taper fade...

[boreal torrent]

Who's that

[deep token]

i'm so brainrotted

[drifting carbon]

our today's sponsor linode!

[deep token]

ninja

[drifting carbon]

cloud computing from akamai

[boreal torrent]

The Fortnite guy?

[deep token]

yes

[boreal torrent]

Does he still make content

[deep token]

yeah

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[digital kettle]

samsung @boreal torrent

[boreal torrent]

Never watched anything of his

I wonder if there's any nice rom I could get on my phone

That wouldn't kill banking

[digital kettle]

yeah there's oneui roms actually

[boreal torrent]

Not OneUI

[digital kettle]

oh

u want aosp?

[boreal torrent]

Perhaps

I just want something focused on privacy

[digital kettle]

i mean if you leave oneui no goodlock

goodlock is amazing

[deep token]

imagine privacy roms

[raw panther]

buy a dumbphone

[deep token]

i dont get why you want that

like just stop using a phone at that point

your fucking carrier tracks your every move

[raw panther]

privacy is dead

[deep token]

yup

[digital kettle]

these are enough tho even if it's software wise

[raw panther]

nothing posted brainrot again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_adxaQOj7KY

[boreal torrent]

idc about good lock

[boreal torrent]

Society is dependent on phones

[deep token]

😭

[boreal torrent]

I need banking yk

[deep token]

yes

so if you want a phone

forget about privacy

[digital kettle]

@boreal torrent

[boreal torrent]

????????

What about

Just running good software that doesn't track the shit outta you

[drifting carbon]

yeah maybe like microg

that replaces google play services

[boreal torrent]

I don't even need a carrier lmao. I could just take my SIM Card off if I wanted

[spring trellis]

if i had a choice i wouldn’t carry a cellphone on me

[deep token]

then do it

lmfao

[boreal torrent]

That's not preventing big tech from tracking me

[digital kettle]

wh does that mean

[boreal torrent]

Nor avoiding mass data harvesting

[spring trellis]

on discord

[boreal torrent]

How does that defeat my point by any means

[deep token]

no charger in box, use 10-25w pd charger

[spring trellis]

discord has well known privacy issues

[boreal torrent]

Operating systems and its services will harvest way more data

[spring trellis]

oh is this just about phones

alr

[boreal torrent]

Yeah

[deep token]

this is deco*27 isnt it

[boreal torrent]

I don't share important information on Discord anyway

[spring trellis]

buy a cheap burner from a tech store

[undone umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/deco27-deco-27-miku-monitoring-peep-gif-11475929070146449283

[kind summit]

Good morning, afternoon or evening, hallo

👋

[boreal torrent]

How would that help tho

[velvet hill]

@lapis lava least ominous note

[spring trellis]

because that way the only thing tracking you will be the cellular network

[kind summit]

Hai ayuxer

[boreal torrent]

Oh you mean a dumbphone?

[boreal torrent]

Hii

[spring trellis]

mhm

[boreal torrent]

I need a smartphone because I need banking apps

And browsing

Other than that, I don't depend on a smartphone for nothing else

[kind summit]

How muxh do phones cost over in Brazil

[stone pawn]

Yeah same

[boreal torrent]

Like

[stone pawn]

And occasionally checking my email

[boreal torrent]

Twice as much as in USA

Sometimes even more, sometimes a bit less

[stone pawn]

If only banking was as easy on the puter as it is on mobile

[kind summit]

Banks don't bother updating their banking websites?

[stone pawn]

?

[boreal torrent]

Banks don't offer good website versions here

Idk why

[kind summit]

Ah

[boreal torrent]

Some banks don't even offer it at all

[stone pawn]

Because everything needs to be an app these days

[boreal torrent]

Ong

[stone pawn]

Like I just wanna see my statements

[boreal torrent]

So bad

[spring trellis]

i generally pay in cash because most of the time i spend money it's on food (the places i go to treat you like a king if you pay in cash)

[spring trellis]

this

[stone pawn]

I don't care for taking out a loan, or freezing my card, or checking my credit score or whatever else from the app

[boreal torrent]

I'm in Brazil man I ain't walking with cash

[spring trellis]

can't stand it

[kind summit]

Every time I see an email from my bank, Im scared to look at it b3cause I'm thinking it's a phish

[boreal torrent]

I don't want to get robbed

[stone pawn]

Yeah me too

I never click on links from important stuff

[spring trellis]

my hunt for a thinkpad display continues

[stone pawn]

I go there myself

[spring trellis]

it is a very deep rabbithole

[stone pawn]

Guh what type

[boreal torrent]

What's the name of the third month

[digital kettle]

@boreal torrent my xiaomi collection isn't that impressive tbh

[boreal torrent]

I forgot

[spring trellis]

march

[boreal torrent]

Thanks

[kind summit]

Sometimes it'll be like outlook.com, not the actual bank

[boreal torrent]

I might be getting a laptop in March

[spring trellis]

1920x1080 matte 30pin for a T520

[kind summit]

Let's goooo

[spring trellis]

i got this thinkpad T520 today lol

[stone pawn]

Oh right I thought you were looking for like some uber expensive thinkpad display or something

Good luck

[boreal torrent]

I'm getting a T480 I think

[spring trellis]

just want better resolution

[last siren]

what's your current laptop

[spring trellis]

1366x768 on a 15.6" display is quite disappointing

[spring trellis]

people call these the last great thinkpad

[last siren]

or are you on a PC

[boreal torrent]

I don't have one

[boreal torrent]

PC

[last siren]

laptop for studies or?

[stone pawn]

Guh is yours not even fullHD?

[spring trellis]

i have a terrible ex-government dell latitude as a server

[spring trellis]

nope

[spring trellis]

this T520 replaced my E460

[stone pawn]

Damm

[spring trellis]

replacing a laptop from 2016 with one from 2011

[boreal torrent]

Studying and software dev

[last siren]

[spring trellis]

i'd use a desktop for everything but i move between houses weekly unfortunately

[stone pawn]

I based like my whole thinkpad purchase off the screen but I feel like I've said that so many times here that you've probably already heard that

[boreal torrent]

I'd rather get a laptop I'm not a big fan of desktops

They waste too much desk space

[spring trellis]

i have a thinkcentre m72e from 2013 at one place

[boreal torrent]

Unless it's Mini-ITX

[velvet hill]

its true

[boreal torrent]

But that's very expensive

[stone pawn]

My desk is in a perpetual state of being covered in random shit

And my desk is a 3m countertop

I thought it would solve the problem but all it did was make it worse

[kind summit]

Make sure to get a separate traveling keyboard

Don't use the actual key oard too much

[stone pawn]

Doesn't that defeat like the whole point of a laptop

The only other peripheral I'm gonna get at some point is a mouse

[kind summit]

Ita recommend. Because gunk and grim from oils and othe stuff seep through your keys

[boreal torrent]

Wdym "traveling keyboard"

[stone pawn]

Just replace the keyboard then

[spring trellis]

the viewing angle is ass but i don’t really care because i’m the only one who looks at the screen

[kind summit]

Lemme get a photo

[kind summit]

That costs a lot or money

[keen junco]

yeah let me follow this artist i'm certain they will upload soon

[stone pawn]

So does an entirely new keyboard though

I might get a keyboard someday but like for the exact opposite reason that you're talking about

So that I can dock the laptop and have nice peripherals for then

[boreal torrent]

I feel like building a split keyboard

Wtf man

[stone pawn]

Did you not know this was a thing

Along with the stand

[stone pawn]

Wasn't it like a huge deal 2 years ago lol

[boreal torrent]

I thought it was 400$ not 700$

Insane

[hollow jackal]

beats logo

[stone pawn]

Does that really make it any better?

They're not worth $100

Unless they're made out of titanium or some shit

[boreal torrent]

Not at all

They're worth like $20 AT MOST

[kind summit]

Separate keyboard or traveling keyboard is like 12 to 40 dollars

[spring trellis]

apple sucks

[kind summit]

They don't cost much money and your preserving thr life of your laptop

[boreal torrent]

Ic

[kind summit]

Along with the fact that it keeps your eyes at a distance from your screen, encouraging posture

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/988895088434360393/1320891904745017364/GeG5tQVWEAADl9b.gif

[stone pawn]

Maybe that's good for somebody out there but I really don't feel like that's worth the extra bulk

When my laptop keyboard gives out after like 5 years I think its earned that

[kind summit]

It's a personal choice. Not forcing ya to buy one

[stone pawn]

I know Im just saying I personally don't get the appeal

[kind summit]

Okie

[stone pawn]

Also that image has gotta be bait

[open pasture]

@jaunty trellis https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/988895088434360393/1320891904745017364/GeG5tQVWEAADl9b.gif

[stone pawn]

I don't care if Tim apple is standing behind the camera pointing a gun at me I am not taking a picture of a monitor stand like its some kinda artifact

[lyric temple]

@crude jolt I needed to ask about something, could we dms?

[stone pawn]

Fear

[lyric temple]

Bruv I am like younger than him (I think so) wdym fear.

[stone pawn]

It just sounds very ominous every time somebody tells somebody else to check their DMs in gc

[deep token]

https://twitter.com/supersonic16023/status/1875349750763155477?

sarah but❤️🖤💚but FESTIVE⛄️🎄🎁 (@supersonic16023) on X

LOOK WHO ELON FUCKING DIED TO IN FORTNITE

Twitter · Jan 4, 2025, 1:13 AM

[cobalt echo]

Hey

[stone pawn]

Hello

[cobalt echo]

Finally I have internet :3

[stone pawn]

That is crazy

[rapid aurora]

omg I keep forgetting

[stone pawn]

Stop forgetting

[cobalt echo]

Nevo can I frend request you? :3

Can I frend request everyone :3

?

[midnight stag]

yabooey

[midnight stag]

flip a coin

[stone pawn]

Paypal me 0.01 yen first

[drifting carbon]

this feels so stupid

[cobalt echo]

Heads - yes
Tails - no

[midnight stag]

no just

flip a coin

you don't get to decide which side is yes

[stone pawn]

But is it surprising

[midnight stag]

is this weezer

😭

[cobalt echo]

I'll just add you :3

[boreal torrent]

Hi

[cobalt echo]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[boreal torrent]

👋

[midnight stag]

I'll flip a coin on my own

[cobalt echo]

O-okay ^^

[mystic salmon]

How often does the emoji of #🇱🇺-deutsch-german change

[boreal torrent]

every hour i think

[stone pawn]

Wheelzer

[cobalt echo]

[mystic salmon]

danke

[midnight stag]

this might be me rn

(I woke up at 2pm)

[cobalt echo]

Aww :3

[midnight stag]

((we ball))

[deft saddle]

Yo when vencord mobile ?

[cobalt echo]

So 20 minutes ago?

[midnight stag]

how do you know my timezone

[cobalt echo]

Idk it's 14:20 for me rn 😭

[boreal torrent]

09:20 here rn

[midnight stag]

dear god

[deft saddle]

13:20 for me u get an hello From france

[digital kettle]

hai

[deft saddle]

Yokoso

[cobalt echo]

hiii

[digital kettle]

@cobalt echo omg new person(?))

HAII

[deft saddle]

Sakasama no sekai

[cobalt echo]

If it's okay to ask, are you from Greece? :0

[cobalt echo]

Mhm! :3

[digital kettle]

haii!!

[cobalt echo]

HAII

:>

[midnight stag]

I am not coming over

also no

[digital kettle]

how's u!!

[boreal torrent]

Isn't like

most of Europe on UTC+2

[midnight stag]

idk

[cobalt echo]

I'm great!!! :3
Enjoying my vacation :0

[midnight stag]

pretty sure it's mostly UTC+1

[digital kettle]

woaaaa

[boreal torrent]

Red is UTC+2

[midnight stag]

it's both UTC+1 and UTC+2

damn daylight savings

[open pasture]

chat i woke up

[stone pawn]

Poland really feels like it should be in GMT+2

[open pasture]

this is not a good time

[boreal torrent]

ye

[stone pawn]

its pitch black at 3pm here

[spring trellis]

US$0.99 and you must agree to the Worf Friendship Agreement rev. 0125

[boreal torrent]

oh y'all in winter

[cobalt echo]

Mhm! In Greece rn!

[spring trellis]

(kidding go ahead if u want)

[boreal torrent]

i forgot

[open pasture]

deserved

[boreal torrent]

we are in summer here i keep forgetting europe is in winter

[cobalt echo]

Alright, where do I sign?

[open pasture]

its 60 degrees and sunny here

[spring trellis]

the 'Send Friend Request' button

[open pasture]

wtf is the East Coast doing

😭

[cobalt echo]

Done !!!

[stone pawn]

You use arch

[open pasture]

yes

[spring trellis]

hmmmmmm

[stone pawn]

Opinion disregardes

[spring trellis]

might have found the first thinkpad problem

[open pasture]

disregardes

[spring trellis]

the volume buttons need to be pushed a bit hard

[digital kettle]

1 country away

[spring trellis]

maybe that's normal

[stone pawn]

Bruh shut up typing is like hard 😭

[spring trellis]

ok nvm it's completely normal

[midnight stag]

it fucken wimdy

[open pasture]

its ok you're Irish the first keyboard was brought there last year

[boreal torrent]

^ ≃15C for humans

[stone pawn]

I'm not irish

[spring trellis]

it's currently 24c
at 11:28pm

[boreal torrent]

isn't that normall

[boreal torrent]

like

[open pasture]

i just woke up and forgot to translate

srry

[midnight stag]

get doxxed

[boreal torrent]

idk we rarely get anything below 18C here anyway

[digital kettle]

real

[cobalt echo]

Woah

Cool!

[boreal torrent]

30C here rn

[open pasture]

anything above 25C and I melt

[digital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/get-doxxed-idiot-earth-gif-25842102

[cobalt echo]

Uh oh

[boreal torrent]

kms

[open pasture]

its so over

[spring trellis]

can't wait for school to start so i can haul a 14 year old 2.8kg laptop around the whole day

[digital kettle]

why is Friday se

[boreal torrent]

sexta-feira

lc.tr sexta-feira

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇵🇹  Portuguese   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

Friday

Google Translate • labsCore

[open pasture]

you have a backpack right

[digital kettle]

oh in turkish Friday is cuma lol

[spring trellis]

i have a laptop bag ofc

[midnight stag]

*methodically going through each address one by one* is this you

[spring trellis]

fits fine

it's not a problem

[open pasture]

youll be fine

[digital kettle]

it shortened to cu m

[boreal torrent]

INSANE

that's worse

[digital kettle]

yeah

it's real

also meme means chest in turkish

[midnight stag]

y'all could never survive a day in Romania

[boreal torrent]

meme pics

[open pasture]

Unreal

[cobalt echo]

I survived a week

[digital kettle]

why is this server automod so stupid tho

[cobalt echo]

It's not

[midnight stag]

you did ?

[edgy ermine]

turkey or turkiye

[stone pawn]

I just clicked on somebody's profile to see listening to mommy asmr

[boreal torrent]

because vencordians can't spend a day without being lewd

[midnight stag]

waow

[boreal torrent]

türkiye

[cobalt echo]

Ya!!!

[stone pawn]

I regret my decision

[boreal torrent]

turkey is the animal

🦃

[cobalt echo]

Enjoyed it

[open pasture]

I like turkey meat

[midnight stag]

OH THE COMEDIC TIMING

[midnight stag]

vacation or assassination

[open pasture]

can be both

[cobalt echo]

It was both for me at the same time

[open pasture]

what if your vacation was your assasination attempt?

[boreal torrent]

Europeans could never survive a day in Brazilian favelas

[cobalt echo]

I can't disclose anything more

[open pasture]

Favelas are cool

[midnight stag]

what's that

[boreal torrent]

Americans from the hood could, probably

[boreal torrent]

brazilian slums

[midnight stag]

😭

[boreal torrent]

controlled by gangs

[cobalt echo]

I survive in the middle east somehow

[open pasture]

Brasil really needs to get those in order

[cobalt echo]

Don't think it'll be an issue for us

[boreal torrent]

never happening

corrupt ass country

[open pasture]

yeppppp

[boreal torrent]

very socioeconomically unequal

[open pasture]

she keeps trying to leave but her visa gets denied

my friend said this

[boreal torrent]

huh?

why though

[open pasture]

pc parts

school

[midnight stag]

😭

[boreal torrent]

idgi

[cobalt echo]

I want something but idk what

[midnight stag]

do they think the PC parts are for a bomb or something

[boreal torrent]

i'm on the bottom of society

[open pasture]

I do

[boreal torrent]

my family works like 12 hours a day to get 300 dollars a month

😇

[open pasture]

real

Kinda annoying import tax exists

[maiden trout]

wait was that me

[midnight stag]

WHAT IS YOUR ACTIVITY 😭

I am NOT clicking that

[lost hull]

I need more GB on my PC!!!!!!!!!!!

[maiden trout]

why do the buttons not work for me

[boreal torrent]

LMFAO

https://fixupx.com/ProtonPrivacy/status/1875313260880408776

[open pasture]

install an ssd

[lost hull]

I dont have much GB and he says install something

[unreal siren]

https://www.downloadmorestorage.com/

[open pasture]

vro you're playing roblox

[open pasture]

are you smooth brained

[lost hull]

No..

[open pasture]

yes

[lost hull]

I just want more GB😭

[open pasture]

then INSTALL more storage numb nuts

[lost hull]

Is it free

[open pasture]

[boreal torrent]

Yeah

Malware also tends to be free

[unreal siren]

everything is free if you arent caught

[lost hull]

....................

[boreal torrent]

ong

[open pasture]

Im gonna jump into a river

[open pasture]

REAL

[maiden trout]

real

[boreal torrent]

My brother watches brainrot YouTube Shorts every day at max volume

Not very fun to listen

[unreal siren]

im sorry for your loss

[open pasture]

Favela core

[boreal torrent]

that's NOT favelacore

that's roblox kid core

[open pasture]

max volume

[boreal torrent]

oh

[open pasture]

no sound proofing

[boreal torrent]

that would be if it was being played on speakers

(it happens every weekend here)

[open pasture]

give him speakers

[boreal torrent]

never

(we do have speakers)

[open pasture]

you gotta

its the only way to win

[stone pawn]

Yes

[civic bolt]

me wuv my bed

so awesome

[boreal torrent]

wtf twitter added visual studio button???

it's ai bullshit kms

[open pasture]

😔

[maiden trout]

dont use twitter then smh

[boreal torrent]

i only have an account to see tweets people link me

xcancel could work tho

nitter my beloved

[maiden trout]

im trying to watch brainrot not get politics shoved down my throat 💔

[maiden trout]

ohh ok

[cobalt echo]

H

[stone pawn]

@maiden trout your website doesn't work btw

[maiden trout]

i knoi

w

[open pasture]

knoi

[stone pawn]

Ah ok

[maiden trout]

cba fixing it

[stone pawn]

True

[open pasture]

stop listening to that asmr please

[maiden trout]

😭

[open pasture]

war crime

[boreal torrent]

almost stepped on my cat

holy christ

[open pasture]

(edited)

[maiden trout]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

fuck im a white namwe

[devout gate]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-kindmita-stare-cute-gif-4594826667921007980

[open pasture]

embed fail

[boreal torrent]

good

[open pasture]

ignoring all your posts now

[stone pawn]

You are one of us

[open pasture]

yes

[maiden trout]

😔

[stone pawn]

Just replace it with a single image

That's what I did when I couldn't be bothered

[boreal torrent]

https://fixupx.com/airkatakana/status/1875325740725760053

lmao

[cobalt echo]

Goon

:3

I had a frend on discord called Lucy and I haven't heard from her in a while...

[maiden trout]

vro thinks she is me ❌

[stone pawn]

Imagine having discord friends

[open pasture]

discord isnt real

[maiden trout]

did u forget what app ur on

[stone pawn]

Just like me

[open pasture]

I hate what the internet has become

[open pasture]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[cobalt echo]

No! ... You can be my frend though :3

[maiden trout]

i meant lucy thinks shes me fr

also sure!! :3

[stone pawn]

I only friend people capable of providing me with $0.03 steam trading cards

My friendship is purely a business relationship

[open pasture]

are you literally me

money moves maxxing right there r

[stone pawn]

Well yes I am literally inside your head

[open pasture]

so real

[stone pawn]

So true

[maiden trout]

wait is that kita from bocchi the rock

[maiden trout]

okay valve guy

[open pasture]

shut up mommy asmr

[stone pawn]

Yes fight

[open pasture]

😭

[stone pawn]

Kill

Fight each other

[maiden trout]

i wish i was mommy asmr 😔

she must make bank 💔

[open pasture]

please cease

I wish to never hear those words again

[stone pawn]

OK but like she has a point

[open pasture]

it IS bank

[stone pawn]

Think of all the money to be made

[lapis lava]

veeban

[open pasture]

but I dont wanna hear those words

[maiden trout]

see!!

[stone pawn]

You aint making it far if you aren't willing to make mommy asmr for fat stacks of cash

[maiden trout]

lets talk money huns

[cobalt echo]

New frend yeyyyyy

:3

[stone pawn]

Only if this involves me receiving money

[open pasture]

I cannot bro I sound like a smoker dad

[stone pawn]

Unlucky

[maiden trout]

https://tenor.com/view/mirai-sing-bocchi-the-rock-btr-bozaro-stage-bocchi-gif-14220322585921929270

[open pasture]

Mommy asmr has potential but I'm betting a large % doesnt have payout at all

[maiden trout]

i forgot no embed

s

[stone pawn]

Massive krill issue

[open pasture]

skill issue

[maiden trout]

doesnt have to be MOMMY asmr

[stone pawn]

I know right

[open pasture]

Listen I am not doing Daddy asmr I have standards

I would throw up

[stone pawn]

Well then I can't help you

[open pasture]

what even is the payout potential

[stone pawn]

If you aren't willing to put in the effort and sell part of your soul you can't expect to make money online

[maiden trout]

a lot of money 😭

[stone pawn]

Somewhere between 10 and 1 gazillion dollars

[open pasture]

no way

you're larping rn

[cobalt echo]

Mommy asmr!!!

[stone pawn]

what

[open pasture]

true..

[maiden trout]

https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UC1XUmGTElgKzCxMbJql22Qg

[stone pawn]

do you know what larping means

because that is not the situation in which you would use the word larping lol

[open pasture]

$4K - $64.4K

Estimated Yearly Earnings

[open pasture]

youre a larper

[maiden trout]

yeah but look how fast shes growing

[open pasture]

how much time/invested

[lapis lava]

and ladies and gentlemen that’s what happens when you let 3 whitenames in general

[open pasture]

if its a few hours a week thats a W if on the high end

[stone pawn]

gotta get those nordVPN sponsors

[open pasture]

not the nordVPN

[maiden trout]

its like half an hour per video idk

[stone pawn]

what's the big sponsor rn idk i use sponsorblock

[stone pawn]

cry about it

[open pasture]

theres prep work, etc.

[maiden trout]

this is purely a hypothetical situation by the way

[open pasture]

if it snowballs into something larger sure

[maiden trout]

her viewers literally buy the equipment

[open pasture]

uh no, you're trying to convince others it makes money

you gotta invest in it now

[viral cape]

hi yappers

[open pasture]

post-video, sure

[stone pawn]

gotta spend money to make money

[viral cape]

@lapis lavai fucked up my sleep schedule very bad

[open pasture]

would you take debt to risk mommy asmr

[stone pawn]

absolutely

[open pasture]

wild

[stone pawn]

if i had the skillset required, that is

[cobalt echo]

😵‍💫

[open pasture]

I'd only do it with my gambling money

cause idc about payout that way

[maiden trout]

im being serious https://throne.com/mommyasmr/gifters

[lapis lava]

how

[open pasture]

c class celebrity

[cobalt echo]

r

[open pasture]

oh my god

you are not joking @maiden trout 😭

[cobalt echo]

I'm in a restaurant rn should I open it

[maiden trout]

thats for 20 followers 😭

[open pasture]

its sfw

[viral cape]

sleep at 1-2pm get up 1:50am

[maiden trout]

its just a list of donors dw

[stone pawn]

thres nothing particularly suspect about it

[open pasture]

not bad. I need to get a gf so I can invest in mommy asmr

that's insane

[stone pawn]

and what makes you think she'd give you the money

what do you have to bring to the table

[maiden trout]

dont ask how i know all this btw

[open pasture]

investment

[open pasture]

how do you know all this btw

[stone pawn]

im sorry what

[maiden trout]

i have a friend that listens to mommy asmr

and and they told me

[open pasture]

coal

[open pasture]

is this friend in the room with us

[stone pawn]

let us summon them

[maiden trout]

maybe

[cobalt echo]

.<

[maiden trout]

its not me tho

[open pasture]

you need to clean your brain

[maiden trout]

im a strong independant woman

[open pasture]

uhuh

[maiden trout]

believe me gusy

[stone pawn]

why don't you start your own asmr channel then

[open pasture]

^^^^^^^

[stone pawn]

fuck that andrew tate $50 a month college bullshit

this is where the real money is to be made

[maiden trout]

uhhhhh

why dont YOU

[open pasture]

andrew tate is a goblin

[winter girder]

ninos pfp finally back to normal 🙏

[lapis lava]

this got weird really quickly

[stone pawn]

uhhhhhhh

well why dont YOU answer first

[stone pawn]

yeah we just sorta brushed past that

[open pasture]

just invest in it vro if you have knowledge

[stone pawn]

we are talking business here

[open pasture]

business and money moves