🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[void ivy]

quite fruity obviously

[stone pawn]

Huh cool

So is everything I say

[void ivy]

but the sourness of the cranberries prevents it from being too sweet of a drink

its just right

[stone pawn]

In the event of an investigation by federal entities or such, everything posted to this account is satire.

[dense prism]

sour or spicy
the question of the year

[stone pawn]

I mean I have eaten multiple Carolina reapers for fun before

[empty storm]

idk i love both

[stone pawn]

With friends ofc

[stone pawn]

Probably won't find it where I go since every bar has its own cocktails but thanks anyways

[void ivy]

yeah its an M&C original drink, took me ages to find the recipe lol

but if you ever encounter those ingredients u can try make it urself

thats the fun of it

[empty storm]

probably spicy idk spicy stuff gives me an adrenaline rush so its a lot more entertaining on top of just being tasty

[stone pawn]

At some point spicy stuff just becomes pain

That's why it's much more fun with friends

[empty storm]

yeah thats why i stick to ones that actually taste good but are still decently spicy usually

mainly habaneros i love habaneros

[stone pawn]

I don't think anybody eats anything spicier than like jalapeños for flavour

Nandos hot sauce my beloved

[thorn verge]

is this a real shirt i can buy

[stone pawn]

Can't believe mainland Europe doesn't have nandos hot sauce yet

[raw panther]

carolina reapers do have a very good taste tho

[stone pawn]

Bruh what taste

[empty storm]

good luck tasting them

[stone pawn]

The flavour is like PTSD

slightly fruity

Like a nice bell pepper

Then hell

For about the next 20 minutes

[raw panther]

like I've made cchili jam from reapers snd it was the most delicious thing

[stone pawn]

Then 12 hours of the worst heartburn you've had in your life

[raw panther]

today I had sausages with reaper

[empty storm]

thats why i stick to my habaneros

carolina reapers are cool as an experience you have with friends and not much else to me

[stone pawn]

Yeah

[dense prism]

the best way to eat leftover chicken nuggets is to shove them in an airfryer

[empty storm]

this is true with most fried foods i feel

[stone pawn]

Cold pizza is better

Cold take

I know

[raw panther]

what I'm trying to say is reapers taste really good but as s part of something, wouldn't eat them as is

[stone pawn]

Like next morning obviously not right after it arrives

[empty storm]

yeah ik what u mean

[raw panther]

they do have a flavor

[stone pawn]

I should make a shot out of pure capsaicin

Since it doesn't actually dissolve in water

[raw panther]

but yeah I did taste reaper also as is, nowhere near as hot as one sauce in this advent calendar we got for father in law

[stone pawn]

Actually no on second thought I think that would legitimately kill me

[empty storm]

scary but makes sense

a lot of the hottest hot sauces use a pepper extract so you can make it as strong as you want really

[raw panther]

I was incapacitated for like 20min

[open pasture]

my boss grows reapers

[stone pawn]

Does anything spicy really last more than 20 minites

[open pasture]

I put reaper pepper flakes on pizza because its like a painkiller for stress

[empty storm]

i cant like pinpoint any thing that i can call the hottest thing ive had because i just havent had much spicy stuff

[open pasture]

no

except post digestion

[empty storm]

i only started eating spicy food when i was like 16 i had a really low tolerance for it as a kid

[stone pawn]

Yeah

But like milk just stops that

[open pasture]

milk doesnt work for me

[stone pawn]

Like completely

[raw panther]

my parents also never really used hot spices but I ate raw garlic as a kid

[stone pawn]

Everybody I know says I have some unreasonably high spice tolerance but then when I look at other people I know I think they're just really white

[raw panther]

now I eat chilis

[stone pawn]

Oh yeah I did that too

Onions

I eat raw chillis when I'm bored sometimes

[dense prism]

takis are spicy food

[noble quest]

"food"

[stone pawn]

Can takis even be considered food

[empty storm]

my mom grows jalepenos so thats the most i get for fresh raw chilis

[stone pawn]

Oh ok you beat me to it

[noble quest]

i like them, but they're not food

[empty storm]

red 40 and lime

[stone pawn]

I'm not American so I haven't ever tried them

[empty storm]

theyre pretty good its just that theyre super terrible for your body

[stone pawn]

I guess I could go to one of those american candy shops and buy a bag for like £5 but I don't think I'm missing out on much

[dense prism]

takis arent as bad as soda

[empty storm]

they literally eat away at your stomach lining if you have too much of them

[stone pawn]

Nice

[main wyvern]

hello tiny creatures in my computer

[empty storm]

hai

[stone pawn]

Helo :3

[dense prism]

im eating leftover mcdoanlds nuggets with buffalo and a snack of takis

with the soda
my body dies

[empty storm]

yeah no i couldnt do that

[stone pawn]

I used to get a Burger, 20 mcnuggets and a large banana milkshake when j went to mcdonalds

That's normal right

Only like 2000kcal

[empty storm]

i could only eat one of those at most 😭

[stone pawn]

I think I'm underweight lol

[empty storm]

i am overweight but my appetite has gone down a lot and ive evened out a bit

[wooden socket]

Why is it 2025 in a day

[empty storm]

still need to get more exercise in though because all i rly do is take walks here and there

[wooden socket]

[empty storm]

and work

[wooden socket]

COVID was half a decade ago

[empty storm]

yop

[stone pawn]

OK the internet classifies my bmi as 18

Which is healthy

Epic

[lavish schooner]

wait wtf

[empty storm]

yeah

[stone pawn]

Barely

[lavish schooner]

wow

[wooden socket]

We're all getting old

[noble quest]

[wooden socket]

2019 was 6 years ago

[empty storm]

idk what my bmi is i just know its not considered even close to healthy

[stone pawn]

No...

[wooden socket]

COVID started in 2019

[stone pawn]

What the fuck

[empty storm]

partially because bmi does not at all account for body fat percentage and the rest because i still need to lose more weight

i was finally getting into healthier eating habits and then christmas screwed me up

[stone pawn]

J was blessed with good metabolism probably until I hit my 30s

[empty storm]

mine has always been very slow

[stone pawn]

But also I'm probably gonna have some other health issues later on in life

[stone pawn]

I have like no body fat lol

Not because I'm healthy

But because I don't eat much

[empty storm]

ic

[wooden socket]

You're in your 30s?

[stone pawn]

What no

[void ivy]

no as in

[wooden socket]

Old man

[empty storm]

keyword until

[void ivy]

they'll have good metabolism UNTIL they hit their 30s

[stone pawn]

I'm saying I'm gonna be good until I become about 30

[wooden socket]

Oh

[stone pawn]

I'm far off from there

Luckily

[wooden socket]

I turn 30 in 11 years and 4 months

[stone pawn]

Haha

Old

Imagine

Absolutely ancient

[wooden socket]

I'm only 18

[empty storm]

am 19

[stone pawn]

Absolute fossil

[wooden socket]

How old are you then?

[stone pawn]

Uhhhh

18

[wooden socket]

Definitely 12

[stone pawn]

You're marginally older than me

Therefore you are old

[open pasture]

I'm 30

[stone pawn]

And I am not

[open pasture]

im in the grave in 5 years

[stone pawn]

It was nice knowing you

Whoever you are

[open pasture]

for like 3 minutes

frfr

[boreal torrent]

I turn 18 in September

[wooden socket]

My grandma is only like 65

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/bd499.gif

[rapid aurora]

18 in march
I'm gonna be the same but 18

[rare trout]

steam when I misspell "meet"

[wooden socket]

I turn 19 in April

[open pasture]

and yes before anyone asks my hairline is shit

[raw panther]

my steam profile turns 18 in 3 weeks

[stone pawn]

Male pattern baldness

Imagine

[open pasture]

I shave it now

[boreal torrent]

my hairline is shit too (sometimes)

but i like my hair

[open pasture]

all off

bald

[boreal torrent]

my hair looks kinda good

[stone pawn]

Holy shit how old is steam

[open pasture]

I dont like hair tbh

[wooden socket]

What ancient year was you put on this earth

[stone pawn]

Ive got 7

[raw panther]

1989

[boreal torrent]

what the hell

ur steam profile is older than me man

😭

[wooden socket]

My parents are from 1984

[raw panther]

yep

[open pasture]

owned

[boreal torrent]

...ur only a year younger than my mother

insane

[stone pawn]

Wait does that mean I was below steams tos age when I set up my account lmao

[open pasture]

yes

[stone pawn]

Crazy

[open pasture]

im reporting your acc now

[rare trout]

[open pasture]

say goodbye you hacker

[stone pawn]

😭

[wooden socket]

My parents had 4 kids by the time they were 28

[open pasture]

[empty storm]

i think i was below tos age when i made most of the accounts i still use now 😭

[open pasture]

I'm still waiting for the right person

[rapid aurora]

I had 14252524243 people by the time I was 30

[stone pawn]

My first discord account got termed for like joking that I was below tos age

[open pasture]

yeah cause its srs

[empty storm]

my original discord account was made in 2017 i wouldve been 11

[open pasture]

wtf

[stone pawn]

Don't even wanna say a number because I swear the stars are gonna align and it'll happen again

[void ivy]

oh yeah someone got my discord account disabled for that a long time ago

but uh

as you can see

im back baby

[open pasture]

[modern epoch]

you’re not even 16 yet

[void ivy]

(i had to send them my passport)

[rapid aurora]

I'm 17

[modern epoch]

^

[stone pawn]

You got me fucked up if you think i'm sending discord my ID to prove I'm <13

[wooden socket]

Discord probably sold it to the CCP

[void ivy]

probably

but discord/stripe has seen my passport/drivers license about 5 times now

[stone pawn]

How were the dark ages

[hollow surge]

does anyone here have paid flstudio

[wooden socket]

Old

[hollow surge]

i don't know where to pirate it and one of my songs is horribly out of tune

and i CANT CHANGE IT

BECAUSE I ALREADY

AHHH

where

[wooden socket]

Reported for piracy !

[boreal torrent]

reported for being gay

[mystic salmon]

🛳️

[stone pawn]

Do not

[hollow surge]

alright

[stone pawn]

Two can play at that game

[boreal torrent]

bro

i saw some server once

that did that

[main wyvern]

how are you gonna report 84,383 people

[wooden socket]

I think that mainly only the person who actually uploads the pirated content gets into trouble, not the person downloading it

[boreal torrent]

they actually banned you for being gay

insane

[hollow surge]

prolly cuz in russia

or something

[boreal torrent]

no

brazilian server

https://tenor.com/bd499.gif

[boreal torrent]

secret

[wooden socket]

I got a swollen lymph node

[stone pawn]

I see no issue in sensing random noise to people in DMs

[indigo dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221325520583655435/1323094505934815384/togif.gif

[void ivy]

man

why did imageline delete the tweet

[boreal torrent]

aHR0cHM6Ly95b3VhcmVhbmlkaW90LmNjLw==

[wooden socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/402692841387589643/1058721904011251732/image0-1.gif

[void ivy]

i was gonna reply to the fl studio thing with the "your account will soon be the least of your worries" tweet

[indigo dove]

imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

[mystic salmon]

I wonder if discord detects the eicar test string in a message as a virus

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

[wooden socket]

Get your tiktok brain rot out of here

[mystic salmon]

Ok good

[void ivy]

in a file it does

[mystic salmon]

That's the intended behaviour

[indigo dove]

imagine if oliver193 got a low taper fade

[idle relic]

imagine if pwul got a low taper fade

[boreal torrent]

bedrock be doing cool menus now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXWDx194jGo

[indigo dove]

imagine if XDan got a low taper fade

[mystic salmon]

Yeah probably

[hollow surge]

imagine if XFan got a low taper fade

XFan

[stone pawn]

What does this mean

[idle relic]

imagine if that was your status rn

[wooden socket]

Guys can you donate £200 so I can pay off my credit cards 🙏🏼

[indigo dove]

imagine if that was your status rn

[indigo dove]

imagine if oliver193 got £200

[boreal torrent]

dawg i don't have even £50 in my bank account

[hollow surge]

mann i don't want to pirate flstudio i js want to open one .flp ONCE

[stone pawn]

Best I can do is random steam trading cards

[hollow surge]

ahhh

[void ivy]

yeah its probably cuz they wanna keep up with mods that support this xd

[idle relic]

close enough 😭

[mystic salmon]

Hm, it looks like that file might've been a virus. Instead of cooking up trouble, try cooking up a Veggie Tofu Stir Fry: https://minimalistbaker.com/tofu-that-tastes-good-stir-fry/

Ok yeah it detects the eicar test file in a file

[hollow surge]

please does anyone have any flstudio that can open flp's for the love of god i'm oging to kill ymself

[indigo dove]

close enough drop the album

[boreal torrent]

£1.000 GBP = R$7.751 BRL

wtf man

[idle relic]

velocity by xdan reference

[boreal torrent]

so much

[indigo dove]

velocity 2 when

[wooden socket]

Fuck I can't send images

Because not boosting

[idle relic]

R$ is this currency robux 😭

[stone pawn]

I could send images

But also I can't lol

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/bKDEP.gif

[idle relic]

when you check my soundcloud

[stone pawn]

I have like 400 but car insurance is due

Which is like 300

[wooden socket]

I pay monthly

[dense prism]

who want flex tape

[stone pawn]

So like the tldr is I'm broke

[stone pawn]

Me too

[wooden socket]

I pay like £60 a month for car insurance

[stone pawn]

I'm a new driver so I pay like almost as much as somebody would pay rent

[wooden socket]

What country

[main wyvern]

i wonder if java will get these changes too

[stone pawn]

Northern ireland

So uk

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-shit-cat-shit-my-man-gif-26731553

[boreal torrent]

probably MUCH later

since Bedrock is doing it via their Ore UI shit

[lavish schooner]

*gay shit

(ur gay)

[wooden socket]

I am 18 years old and drive a big car but somehow I got cheap insurance

[mystic salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/fops-fox-fluffy-funny-belly-rubs-gif-13358338658887804609

[fierce cobalt]

Vencord.ipa

[stone pawn]

Damn didn't know they were so chill with that

[stone pawn]

I kid you not one of my quotes was 20k per annum

[hollow surge]

"world selection screen bam it's beautiful" no it's not wtf

i hate it so much

[boreal torrent]

it is

[wooden socket]

18 years old driving around in a 2014 Ford Grand C-Max 1.6 litre TDCi 7 seater MPV

[boreal torrent]

very pretty

[hollow surge]

i would rather have my eyes carved out with a spoon than look at that for over 2 miliseconds

[stone pawn]

At least its not an ecoboost

[boreal torrent]

what's wrong with it

[hollow surge]

it looks so

crammed

i don't like it

[boreal torrent]

anyway

it's bedrock

u can change it

[wooden socket]

Ecoboom

[boreal torrent]

with a resource pack

[hollow surge]

i know

[somber leaf]

1.6? Is it at least boosted?

[stone pawn]

So teue

[main wyvern]

why'd i get my money back from my balatro purchase

wtf

[stone pawn]

I drive the 140hp ecosport

[hollow surge]

don't tell nobody

[boreal torrent]

mb

[hollow surge]

🤫

[stone pawn]

Poor ecoboost engine

[main wyvern]

i still have balatro

huh

[somber leaf]

I question people who says you need more than 100 HP

[main wyvern]

??????????

[boreal torrent]

ur such a thief

[hollow surge]

who's gonna catch them

[wooden socket]

TDCi - Turbocharged Diesel Common rail injection

[stone pawn]

There's other factors

[main wyvern]

chat my execution is soon

[stone pawn]

140 is like ok for the ecosport

[somber leaf]

Yeah but with ~ 3000 lbs and proper gearing it’s fine

[stone pawn]

But sport is only in the name

[wooden socket]

My car has 115 hp

[somber leaf]

Mine only has 138

[somber leaf]

How much boost?

Do you know?

[wooden socket]

Uhh

[stone pawn]

It weighs 1.5 tons thogh

[wooden socket]

Not sure

[stone pawn]

My friend drives a corsa

It has to be the 80hp variant

[wooden socket]

It's got 270 Nm of torque at 1,750 rpm though idk if that's good

[indigo dove]

spotify when

[stone pawn]

It's miserable

[idle relic]

when i can be bothered tbh

[somber leaf]

Diesel moment

[wooden socket]

It gets to 60mph in 11 seconds

[stone pawn]

You should tighten your lug nuts using the direct output from your crankshaft

[stone pawn]

Holy shit how

That's worse than mine I think

[wooden socket]

It's a 2.2 ton car

[stone pawn]

Oh

[wooden socket]

With fwd

[stone pawn]

Right that makes sense

[stone pawn]

Mine is too

It only really makes a difference going round corners

[wooden socket]

And in winter

[stone pawn]

Only if you floor it will mine slip

[wooden socket]

FWD is good on icy roads over RWD

[stone pawn]

It doesn't have all that much power lol

[stone pawn]

Yeah ik

[dusk bone]

Fellow Oliver 🤙

[wooden socket]

I hear my rear tyres spin out when I floor it whilst turning sometimes

[stone pawn]

Rear?

I thought you just said it's fwd

[wooden socket]

It is

[stark herald]

why is he talking about the same thing over and over like "no way can you believe it"

[wooden socket]

When I floor it though I hear them spin out trying to grip

[stone pawn]

Are you sure that isn't your front tires

[wooden socket]

Might be

Not sure

[stone pawn]

Fwd doesn't oversteer

[wooden socket]

I need new front tyres anyways

[stone pawn]

Like ever really

Unless you completely lose traction ig

[wooden socket]

My front tyres are from 2006

So I desperately need new ones

[stone pawn]

I'm sorry what

[dusk bone]

2006?

[stone pawn]

Are those the factory ones?

[dusk bone]

No way

How many miles

[wooden socket]

No

[hollow surge]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-no-image-perms-image-perms-flex-gif-23244245

[wooden socket]

Part worns I got to replace the bald ones

[stone pawn]

Bruh

[dusk bone]

18 year old tires is insane

Do they hold air well?

[stone pawn]

Why are you flooring it on turns are you trying to fake a life insurance claim or something

[open pasture]

I replaced my tires last year

[dusk bone]

I can't imagine expansion and contractions of 18 seasons would be great for them

[stone pawn]

They are literally as old as me lmao

[wooden socket]

Yes

[dusk bone]

2 years younger than me

What are they on

[normal tapir]

Hey im new here. Is F**ke nitro safe to use?

[wooden socket]

Week 38 of 06

[stone pawn]

Do they have any actual tread left lol

[wooden socket]

Yes like 6mm

[stone pawn]

Much more than I expected tbh

[wooden socket]

The rubber looks like that though

[stone pawn]

That's rough

Please get new tires

[dusk bone]

18 though?

How many miles on them do you know?

[wooden socket]

Idk

I've drove over 1K miles on them since October

[dusk bone]

18 years 0 punctures or leaks is actually insanity

Fuckin super tires

[stone pawn]

It still baffles me how your insurance is 60 per month

[wooden socket]

Meanwhile the brand new tyre I had on the rear got a puncture 2 weeks after I got it

[open pasture]

how do you breath

[dusk bone]

No you get consumed by wumpus

[normal tapir]

i dont know can you tell me

[dusk bone]

He comes to your door

[open pasture]

you probably use your mouth

[hollow surge]

!remindme 12h check snowman's dms

[river thunder]

Alright @hollow surge, in 12 hours: check snowman's dms

[dusk bone]

And blows down your house

Not if it's a brick house though

[hollow surge]

if it's a brick house you jump in the chimney

[stone pawn]

Good thing I'm not american

[open pasture]

W

[hollow surge]

what do you think

also why did you censor fake nitro

[winter girder]

How it feels showering without music 💔💔

[normal tapir]

because i just joined this discord and didnt know what the rules was

[hollow surge]

i keep my headphones in when i shower

[normal tapir]

any problem?

[stone pawn]

Who are you insured by

[hollow surge]

then you check the rules

🙏

[wooden socket]

Hastings direct

[normal tapir]

No thanks 😄

[stone pawn]

Do you have a black box or something

[wooden socket]

Yes

[winter girder]

I also wear them to bed so by the time I wake up they're dead and I have to shower without music

[stone pawn]

Oh OK that makes sense

[hollow surge]

mine have battery for 48 hours

[open pasture]

average bmw

[hollow surge]

could never be me

[winter girder]

Which ones

[normal tapir]

😄

[hollow surge]

jbl tune thing

[winter girder]

Insane

[hollow surge]

they're charging rn tho

[winter girder]

Are you talking about the over the ear ones

[hollow surge]

the big ones

the

[stone pawn]

It would be like maybe £200 cheaper per year for me to get a black box here

[hollow surge]

🎧

[winter girder]

Oh

[hollow surge]

the one that look like this

[open pasture]

Spricht hier jemand Deutsch?

[stone pawn]

Also you're only insured for 5k miles

[fallow drum]

48 hour battery of constant use? i don’t think there even is a single headphone in the world that has this

[hollow surge]

i shower with them

[hollow surge]

idk mine stays up for A VERY long time

[wooden socket]

I was getting quoted £20K for no black box

[stone pawn]

The next 10k you're not insured which I have no idea how that'd legal

[hollow surge]

i should probably count the ammount of hours

[winter girder]

My over the ear ones go for like 30 hours

[hollow surge]

because this shit does NOT run out of battery ever

it's actually insane

[stone pawn]

So way I lol

[wooden socket]

No?

[stone pawn]

Money supermarket is a scam

[dusk bone]

Mine do

[wooden socket]

I'm insured for 15k miles per year

[stone pawn]

I was

[dusk bone]

Bose QC 45

[stone pawn]

Idk about the insurance around where you live

[hollow surge]

we have so much free space in the amazonas we should put apartments there

and mcdonalds

[fallow drum]

they advertise 22 hours on full charge so it would be like 16 hours real time use since those 22 hours are always under very specific conditions

[stone pawn]

I think it was marmalade that did that iirc

[hollow surge]

idk for me my 48 hour headphone stays up for what seems like a whole ass week

[stone pawn]

Also I have to be the owner of the vehicle for my policy

[hollow surge]

and i love that

[winter girder]

Rosieeee😈😈

[dusk bone]

I just did a 12 hour shift and had noise cancelling on

Still 50%

[stone pawn]

I technically own a vehicle worth about 8k at 18

[dusk bone]

Maybe not exactly 48

But it's really close

[hollow surge]

ofc it's never gonna be exactly 48

[winter girder]

Crystal Castles spotted

[hollow surge]

i think mine is OVER 48 because what the actual fuck how does this work for a whole week nonstop on max volume

[fallow drum]

only things i ever charge daily are phone and watch myself

[winter girder]

You charge yourself?

[fallow drum]

i charge my laptop like once a week

[winter girder]

Where's the port

[hollow surge]

i barely charge my phone its battery is shit but i just forget

[dusk bone]

I got like 40 things

[hollow surge]

my laptop is always charging

[dusk bone]

Phone

Watch

[rapid aurora]

Is having political conversation against the rules in discord
My members have been talking about Israel for hours

[stone pawn]

My laptop is usually plugged in to save the battery

[dusk bone]

Light

[hollow surge]

same bro

[dusk bone]

Headphones

Computer

[void ivy]

up to the server

[dusk bone]

Portable charger

[stone pawn]

Huh whoever said that they hate vencord left immediately lmao

[dusk bone]

Uhh

[wooden socket]

My bowels are acting up again fuck sake

[hollow surge]

@open pasture

[wooden socket]

[winter girder]

I charge my tablet and headset every 3 days
My earbuds and watch every 2 days
And my phone every day

[dusk bone]

Ok what is this theme

[open pasture]

i was kidding i fucking have it

[dusk bone]

What is that

[lapis lava]

i charge my earbuds once a week

[fallow drum]

i probably get like 20 hours of use out of my laptop or something like that like real use not video playback or something

[lapis lava]

iPhone once a day

[hollow surge]

peak

[wooden socket]

I charge my phone twice a day

[stone pawn]

That's crazy

[winter girder]

What are you doing on your phone

[fallow drum]

i charge my airpods like every month or so because i barely ever use them lol

[hollow surge]

haters do be hating

[dusk bone]

No

[hollow surge]

haters do be hating

[void ivy]

why does the hacknet ost go so hard

[wooden socket]

Oh it's new years eve

[fallow drum]

charging my laptop is never a concern of mine because i plug it in for around an hour and it’s at 100% and will last a week of my typical use

[wooden socket]

[winter girder]

Lewi the lewiest of all lewis

[void ivy]

hihi koda

[wooden socket]

31th December

[dusk bone]

Wait wtf

[void ivy]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7a8fNF64W5H8xisK01pbJL

[winter girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1297029728158482505/watermark.gif

[void ivy]

banger

[willow heath]

flying over the air.

[fallow drum]

i could get two days out of my watch but i charge every night just in case

[stone pawn]

Indeed it is

[fallow drum]

it’s very iffy some days

[rapid aurora]

I regret pulling for zohngli
Now they are gonna add the most badass character in the genshin whale universe

[hollow surge]

dumbass

[stone pawn]

5 days until I get to go home

Yipee

[lapis lava]

my old watch lasted like a week

[hollow surge]

is it jif or gif

[rapid aurora]

I feel sick learning the basics of python
It's so easy that I almost threw up

[hollow surge]

shit your intestins out

[winter girder]

?? 😭 I think you have more issues then that

[fallow drum]

basically genshinlogic is never pull for older characters because they will never compare to the newer ones because they want people to keep spending lol

[rapid aurora]

"pring")hello world(

[stone pawn]

Python is just pseudocode

[winter girder]

@lapis lava if apple offered to hook a iPhone directly into your brain would you do it

[open pasture]

people charge watches? 😭 /joke

[hollow surge]

i'm going to stick pebbles inside everyone's bladder

[stone pawn]

Print: hello world :3

[winter girder]

I will find you

[rapid aurora]

Omg that's what my brother said
I feel like old characters are nothing compared to the new one

[hollow surge]

i will find you first

[winter girder]

Nop

[rapid aurora]

Why is it always "print()" why not Pringle("hello world")

[stone pawn]

Please don't my body is already planning that

[rapid aurora]

[hollow surge]

if one day you pee rocks

it's my fault

[wooden socket]

J battery

[winter girder]

?remind 365d @hollow surge you.

[river thunder]

Alright @winter girder, in 1 year: @i don't use discord you.

[hollow surge]

so like

in almost a perfect year

okay

like in 2025 new years eve

got it

[winter girder]

?remind 1.2y 1070667507121270814

[river thunder]

Alright @winter girder, in 1 year, 2 months and 1 week: 1070667507121270814

[winter girder]

I will find you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1319854624471253064/honestly.gif

[hollow surge]

!remindme 45.3144444d check your bladder koda

[river thunder]

Alright @hollow surge, in 1 month and 2 weeks: check your bladder koda

[shrewd marsh]

hii

[wooden socket]

?remind 2y 2027 new years eve

[river thunder]

Alright @wooden socket, in 2 years: 2027 new years eve

[stone pawn]

?remind 5y 1070667507121270814 kill

[river thunder]

Alright @stone pawn, in 5 years: 1070667507121270814 kill

[rapid aurora]

Remember when everyone used to love furina?
Now they just live new characters and forget about her

[stone pawn]

Shit

[mystic salmon]

?remindme 10y get a life

[river thunder]

Alright @mystic salmon, in 10 years: get a life

[stone pawn]

Why didn't it work for me

[winter girder]

Erm huys 🤓☝️ no commands in #general

[hollow surge]

!remindme 10y don't kill yourself yet

[river thunder]

Alright @hollow surge, in 10 years: don't kill yourself yet

[wooden socket]

?remind 1000y leave

[river thunder]

Alright @wooden socket, in 1000 years: leave

[stone pawn]

Krill yourself

[hollow surge]

🦐

[winter girder]

I'm telling

[mystic salmon]

?remindme 1000000y evolve

[river thunder]

Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".

[mystic salmon]

Aw

[wooden socket]

My dad gets his new truck next week

[stone pawn]

?remindme 10000000000000000000y heat death of the universe

[river thunder]

Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".

[stone pawn]

Damn

[dense prism]

?remindme 1s hi

[river thunder]

Alright @dense prism, in 1 second: hi

@dense prism, <t:1735604012:R>: hi

[mystic salmon]

?remindme 1 second explode

[river thunder]

Alright @mystic salmon, in 1 second: explode

@mystic salmon, <t:1735604014:R>: explode

[hollow surge]

not according to this comment in my video

[stone pawn]

Death

[rapid aurora]

Where's red?
Dead
Redemption

[dense prism]

?remindme 15s mr krabs

[river thunder]

Alright @dense prism, in 15 seconds: mr krabs

[stone pawn]

August 12 2036

[hollow surge]

pretty accurate though

[river thunder]

@dense prism, <t:1735604041:R>: mr krabs

[stone pawn]

The heat death of the universe

[hollow surge]

5 minute charging of my headphones and it's already over 20 percent

this shit is enchanted

[stone pawn]

Insane

[hollow surge]

with unbreakable

mending

[stone pawn]

Efficiency IV

[hollow surge]

curse of biding cuz i can' ttake these off i love them so much

[mystic salmon]

world fame (28 heart reactions)

[stone pawn]

What

How is that the definition of infrastructure

Oh wait its a wikipedia article is it

[jaunty trellis]

I think that's the article for polish education

[stone pawn]

Yeah that sounds about right there's fuck all here

[stone pawn]

Please let me out

[hollow surge]

i love harrassing floyd

[jaunty trellis]

I've heard horrors about pooland

[stone pawn]

Such as

[hollow surge]

wait til you hear about pissland

[dense prism]

What is poo and piss land

[hollow surge]

where i'm from

[jaunty trellis]

basically everything @unborn hound has ever said about it

[stone pawn]

Just wait until you hear about łodz

[hollow surge]

just wait til you hear about the United Kingdom

[stone pawn]

I haven't been here that long to know who that is or what they have said

[stone pawn]

Well boy do I have news for you

[hollow surge]

i hope you don't

[kind summit]

Clyde told me the recipe to make explosives one time

[hollow surge]

same

[kind summit]

thought it wouldn't work

[hollow surge]

i've made it write

some very very

vile things

[stone pawn]

It does not affect you

But I am unfortunate enough to live there

[hollow surge]

knowing that i am sharing an awaken hour with a brittlander is already enough horrors to keep me awake

[jaunty trellis]

lmao

[kind summit]

hmmmm

[stone pawn]

Excuse me I am not british

[hollow surge]

i love how france uk and gingers are the only people we're allowed to make fun of

[jaunty trellis]

it'd be funny if the uk broke up

[kind summit]

do I play terraria, tmodloader, Dead by daylight, ultrakill, or helldivers

[stone pawn]

In what way

[hollow surge]

Divorced Kingdom

[kind summit]

choices choices

[stone pawn]

The place is already a shithole

[kind summit]

maybe I should play miside again, but I already got all the achivments hmmm

[hollow surge]

you should play people playground

[stone pawn]

Where's that image with the British isles going to space with the caption brexit is brexit when I need it

[kind summit]

for some reason I cant play that game

[hollow surge]

why

[stone pawn]

I can never find it

[kind summit]

if someone from my familiy sees me playing it they'll get pissed,something about the depcition of worshipping a statue?

I dont get it

but I didn't really like the game anyway

were talking about playerunknown battlegrounds right?

[jaunty trellis]

scotland becomes independent, northern ireland either also does that or unites with ireland (gonna be messy either way) and wales and england can exist idek everyone forgets wales exists but england can start crying cuz they lost relevance in the world

[hollow surge]

huh?

[stone pawn]

Wales isn't real

[hollow surge]

no?

people playground

[kind summit]

wats that

[hollow surge]

i can't show the full build i'll probably get banned

[stone pawn]

Also can we just like explode Ireland as a whole

Both parts

[hollow surge]

sandbox game 2d

[stone pawn]

The people here cannot get along

[hollow surge]

you can either kill people or just build cool shit

[kind summit]

oh this game

[jaunty trellis]

if we get to keep the beer then yes

[hollow surge]

i'm still insanely proud of myself for making this

[stone pawn]

Guinness is not beer

[kind summit]

hm

I might play DMC 5

[jaunty trellis]

[kind summit]

@fallow drum sorry to ping but I remembered you mentioned you played that game before, do you think its worth the play or

[jaunty trellis]

do

worth

so good

[stone pawn]

That's not even like some nerdy opinion how tf can you consider Guinness beer

[kind summit]

alright. Ill downlaod it

[stone pawn]

What kinda beer has essentially like cream on top

[kind summit]

this is gonna take a while 😭

[jaunty trellis]

ok fair but like technically it still is a beer since guinness is a stout and stouts are just beer

[stone pawn]

I guess

But like

Guinness is guinness

Its weird

[jaunty trellis]

either way as long as that survives I'm fine with it

[stone pawn]

I don't consider it anything

[stone pawn]

OK cool please go ahead

[jaunty trellis]

[stone pawn]

Nothing of value will be lost

[jaunty trellis]

millions of taters

[stone pawn]

Fun fact

Tayto has a fucking theme park

Mr tato

Wait is it tato or tayto

I've never actually thought about this

[jaunty trellis]

oh nvm ireland makes fuck all

[stone pawn]

OK its tayto

[jaunty trellis]

how are you below norgay in potato production

[stone pawn]

Uhh i think western digital has some kind of factory up north

Raytheon might have one too?

Uhh

Almac

They make a lotta money

Like that's big pharma

[dense prism]

hello

[stone pawn]

Famine

[jaunty trellis]

Exports play an important role in Ireland's economic growth. The country is one of the largest exporters of pharmaceuticals, medical devices and software-related goods and services in the world.

hm

well fuck I kinda like having those

wait do we import anything from there

[stone pawn]

I don't think so

Almacs global HQ is kinda cool

I did some work there

[jaunty trellis]

a total of ~540m worth of goods in 22

so literally nothing

oki we good

blow it up

[stone pawn]

Not really doxxing myself by saying that because the country is tiny lol

[stone pawn]

We still lose the UK billions

[jaunty trellis]

overthrow the monarchy

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[stone pawn]

I think they're doing that just fine themselves

Have you seen king charles

[jaunty trellis]

nop

atp the uk is the last place I give a fuck about their politics

[stone pawn]

Every royal looks like they're being kept alive through child sacrifice

[jaunty trellis]

lmao

[stone pawn]

Nah but Parliament is like actually funny to watch

Its like one big pub

[noble quest]

i love forgeting about --depth before doing git clone

[stone pawn]

Oh hey that's one cool cultural thing we have

Alcoholism

[jaunty trellis]

our parliament rn is kind of a circus

[stone pawn]

US Parliament is boring

[jaunty trellis]

sudden 100mb download jumpscare

[noble quest]

i think it was ~200mb for all of ffmpeg

[jaunty trellis]

why ffmpeg

[noble quest]

docs

[jaunty trellis]

ah

[stone pawn]

Ffmpeg is 200mb?

[noble quest]

cant find a mirror with readme support

[noble quest]

no, the source code of ffmpeg is only 20mb

but with all the git history, its 200mb

[stone pawn]

Oh

[bold adder]

69 days are 9 weeks and 6 days

[noble quest]

whoops

150 not 200

[stone pawn]

Insane

[jaunty trellis]

I wonder how big the linux git tree is

cuz isn't like just the tarball alone massive

z tmp

oop

[main wyvern]

vesktop for the spotify car thing when

[jaunty trellis]

5% and it's at 300mb

the whole thing is like 5gb by the looks of it

[stone pawn]

This is like acrually genuinely good advice though

[main wyvern]

this is something gemini would give you

[stone pawn]

Its for photography

Like the promotional material

[stone pawn]

I thought its common knowledge that they do that

The milk is actually PVA glue and whatever

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1320831559267389470/attachment.gif

[stone pawn]

Literally me

[jaunty trellis]

vmink

[dense prism]

ios 18.2
ipados 18.2

[fallow pawn]

I have no idea how to make this look good

[humble hare]

how can i make a suggestion?

[sudden sun]

is fine oomf

[jaunty trellis]

it's goog enough

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn

help

[fallow pawn]

what happened

[mystic salmon]

When I clone it it's a few hundred bmrgabhtr

[jaunty trellis]

[humble hare]

drink it

[stone pawn]

Put your phone in the microwave to speed up the drying process

[jaunty trellis]

real and true

[open pasture]

hit it with a hammer

[humble hare]

make sure to put a fork in aswell as it will make it hotter, speeding it up further

[mystic salmon]

Oh btw why are you using git instead of kernel.org tarballs

Unless you're contributing

[fallow pawn]

need to make it visually pleasing

[jaunty trellis]

I wanna see how big the whole git tree is

[stone pawn]

At this point just make a gui

[stone pawn]

Does it not just say on github

[fallow pawn]

this is the cli part of the installer

[stone pawn]

Oh

Well uhhhh

[jaunty trellis]

nop

[fallow pawn]

the gui exists, but it needs another flag to be built with

[stone pawn]

Idk people who use clis are nerd that probably don't care anyways

[jaunty trellis]

also it's a total of 5.11GB

insane

wait

[stone pawn]

Damn

[boreal torrent]

Should be even less if you clone with depth=1 and single branch

[jaunty trellis]

5.11GiB

[kind summit]

Haiii @boreal torrent 👋

[boreal torrent]

Hii

[dense prism]

i wanna ask a thing,
i want to ask if i can send a friend request to @fallow pawn ?
(i sent a lot of friend request today)

[jaunty trellis]

ye depth 1 is like 250

[stone pawn]

Now download all forks

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[boreal torrent]

Linux-no-wokeness

[jaunty trellis]

suddenly half the kernel is gone cuz all the devs are gay furries

[stone pawn]

Stupid liberals making Linux woke

[fallow pawn]

why ask xd just send and if they know u theyll accept

[main wyvern]

i might try the cachyos kernel

hmmm

[dense prism]

i'm asking you btw

[stone pawn]

How many guy furries does it take to write a kernel

[fallow pawn]

i gave my answer

[dense prism]

oh

[stone pawn]

Autocorrect corrected furries to flurries lmao

[jaunty trellis]

I tried it for a bit and it was basically the same

[main wyvern]

i currently use zen

[dense prism]

i clicked send

[fallow pawn]

yall should use the xnu kernel...

[main wyvern]

the what kernel

[jaunty trellis]

I used to use zen for the longest time then tried cachy and now I'm sitting in mainline 6.12 cuz I use zfs

[jaunty trellis]

the macos kernel

[main wyvern]

[fallow pawn]

https://github.com/apple-oss-distributions/xnu

[stone pawn]

I should use the plan9 coreutils

[jaunty trellis]

true

wait do the plan9 corenoodles even work on linux

[stone pawn]

Idk I just remember it from a shitpost

I don't think so

[jaunty trellis]

there used to be someone here who really liked plan9 and 9 front

[boreal torrent]

1

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn should i learn uikit properly then make a theming system properly

[somber leaf]

0, terry davis

[fallow pawn]

up to u

[stone pawn]

2

[boreal torrent]

just saying that 1 gay furry could write a kernel

easily

i'm not a gay furry and i'm on my way to write one

[stone pawn]

You should

[boreal torrent]

• a programming language

[stone pawn]

Create holyobjectiveC++

[dense prism]

is pizza tower a real game

[jaunty trellis]

yes

I think

might be a fever dream idek

[main wyvern]

i will make woke temple os and it will use the Woke C language

[mystic salmon]

There is a port of them to Linux yeah

[jaunty trellis]

insane

[mystic salmon]

It's not a full 9front experience but it provides a decent amount of tools

[stone pawn]

Of course there is

[jaunty trellis]

I should try out some bsd

[mystic salmon]

https://github.com/Zeal-Operating-System/ZealOS

[mystic salmon]

Which bsd

[dense prism]

but if pizza tower isnt a real game then nothing is real

[mystic salmon]

NetBSD is pretty neat

[jaunty trellis]

@boreal torrent what's the best bsd for desktop

you know smth about bsds iirc

[mystic salmon]

I ran it on my Wii before and I ran it on a laptop before I turned it into a hackintosh

[mystic salmon]

FreeBSD tbh

It's the most popular so it has the most software

[jaunty trellis]

oki

[stone pawn]

Heresey

You should be crucified for using the USB port on your computer

[lavish schooner]

--depth 1

[stone pawn]

I should install gentoo on a ps3

[jaunty trellis]

[jaunty trellis]

I know that's a thing smh

the whole point was to not use that

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[stone pawn]

I got that PS3 os installed on my ps3 at one point

Then I took aforementioned ps3 apart

And now I have to buy a new one

[jaunty trellis]

bweh

[stone pawn]

Does gentoo still even work for powerPC

[jaunty trellis]

I think I actually fucked up my back a bit more than I thought

[jaunty trellis]

it works on anything gcc compiles for

[stone pawn]

Oh yeah true

[stone pawn]

What did you do

[jaunty trellis]

sit in the car for 13 hours

and sleep funny the night before

[stone pawn]

Oh yeah I forgot you said you did thay

That tends to do that yeah

[lavish schooner]

*bwaa

[boreal torrent]

FreeBSD

for best software compatibility

and Linuxulator

[stone pawn]

On the topic of bad experiences sitting down for extended periods of time why do ryanairs seats have to be so god awful

Like seriously it legitimately hurts

[boreal torrent]

man

discord is so fucking trash

[stone pawn]

Tell me about it

[vivid junco]

Go first class then smh (joking)

[boreal torrent]

having a keyboard-centered experience on discord is painful

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[boreal torrent]

i feel like a tui client def would be the best option

for a keyboard-centered experience

idk what language to use though

[shrewd marsh]

imagine flying

[boreal torrent]

It could be a good opportunity to learn Zig

Have you used niv? @jaunty trellis

is it any good

[jaunty trellis]

nop

[boreal torrent]

guh

[stone pawn]

It costs about like <£50 to get shipped off to somewhere in Europe with only carry on luggage

[boreal torrent]

essentially a way to manage dependencies effortlessly

[fallow pawn]

aa idk

[boreal torrent]

with Nix

[jaunty trellis]

ye I know what it is

it's just less powerful flakes

[shrewd marsh]

i travel with trains, never gonna step into a plane if i have the choice

[main wyvern]

i'd just like to be able to rebind keybinds in discord

[stone pawn]

I think it looks good

[boreal torrent]

ic

[stone pawn]

Why

[arctic anvil]

woops

[stone pawn]

Oh right train driver I see

[shrewd marsh]

its faster in some cases and more confortable (and cheaper)

[stone pawn]

Clearly you have never seen train prices in the mainland uk

[shrewd marsh]

interrail pass my beloved

[arctic anvil]

Oyster cards

[stone pawn]

40 bloody quid for a train ride from stansed to london

[stone pawn]

That's a TFL thing silly

[shrewd marsh]

never book at the same day :)

[arctic anvil]

I picked an oyster card from the ground, that shit had 70 pounds on it

[shrewd marsh]

also would be about 120€ here

[arctic anvil]

Tbf I only have western railway pass only

[stone pawn]

It wasnt

[arctic anvil]

Travel cards are goated

[kind summit]

nooooo, I was trying tp put on subtitles and it skipped the beggingin cutsceene

[stone pawn]

Trains are just stupid expensive there

[sudden sun]

almost there

[arctic anvil]

Apple....

[shrewd marsh]

yea interrail pass is still good

[arctic anvil]

I need to try out the channel train from London to France

[stone pawn]

Cool but im not directly associated with the railway industry in any way

[shrewd marsh]

you dont need that?

[stone pawn]

Idk I don't need whatever that is for where I live

[hollow surge]

me when i spend 30 minutes falling asleep jsut to be woken up 4 minutes after falling asleep by my fucking retarded unemployed friend

[stone pawn]

I just get a ylink and I have half price tickets