#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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lc.ocrtr
you wasted time
mount efi
haiii
@edgy ermine @open pasture hii
haii
@paper gate is google gemini that dumb
ye
rm -rf /*
open config.plist in vim
go to DeviceProperties
and find the one we made a while ago
the one with Broadcom
comment it out
tmr
isn't plist xml?
I'm so cold even tho I'm on my blanket
after that wifi should Just Work™️
haii samie
:wq
nano supremacy
/ in normal mode
there was an intrusion on the nickalodeon broadcasts during a recent spongebob episode airing. during it, the episode didn't suck. the intrusion was quickly fixed due to the severity of what was being shown
what
/
?
nickelodeon got hacked and started showing a good spongebob episode
guess i cant work on this on my macbook
it was quickly taken off air
no submodules?
@wraith osprey I finished s1 
whats s1
arcane
im sobbing
friday evening before Christmas break my coworker hits me up with "can you review this real quick" and it's 13k lines of code
naaaaaaaaaah https://t.co/rNEDaoRTtl
@winter girder, <t:1734675066:R>: shiggyos
:33
i cant do it bc im too distracted
so good
i need peace and quiet to code
i cant easily code if someone is in the room
not sure why
but yeah using a computer in a car is already cursed coding is even worse
i can code literally anywhere
even on a phone?
that's impressive
fo
Toasty! Toasty! Toasty! Toasty!
therapists when they see anyone (therapy is a scam)
REAL
finally someone else that agrees
its a money laundering scheme
real life rawdoggers 🤝
sorry but i'd rather have someone real tell me everythings ok
I'm SUPER angry
i made venbot-tg in python in termux
Just talk to yourself it works well
nope
hard to believe that when you can see the person is looking at something else in their monitor
I have 3 conversations in my head at the same time
i do online. i cant see it!
i would die if I needed to code on a phonne
dont do therapy that much anyways
yes i did online too until i realized they're just looking at whatever except the google meet
the voice in my head either randomly says some really funny bullshit or helps me feel better and not super depressed
flick's a real one fr
can i ask something with code here
the only thing I can do thats productive rn is just read how other programs work so I can replicate them
lc.g fridacodemanager
Code/Compile/Install iOS Apps with an App on iOS. Contribute to fridakitten/FridaCodeManager development by creating an account on GitHub.
what kind
@paper gate
samara science
i made my own app
@edgy ermine haiii
never open sourcing it
nekofiles reborn ? @edgy ermine
show app
samieee
hi
hi
my gateway connection so bad only this server works
@open pasture
Looks neat, I basically just use Monokai everywhere lol
love
wish i had steamcloud sync rn
why is the vc installer cli only linux and windblows..
using sudo in a terminal would fix most issues
holy based
need a. new pfp
korn cat
i hear bugs
Good evening
what will u use it for
school + drawning
wait is it like refurbished or brand new?
yaya im gonna go home so i can open
target discount is nice
anyway driveing time see yall in half hour 
vender
we on the good color now
blobcatcozy_hd when
haiii im back
make
oh crap, sorry
why did you change your name to r @lapis lava
bruh
you can text while driving it’s okay it hasn’t ever killed anyone
loser
what if you..
hi sillies
me too i love mine
why do all the private file hosters have such silly names like i just came across "catgirlsare.sexy"
its stuck on thid
i do this 
woo finally someone with superior intellect
can someone tell whoever owns that domain to update the certificate
What is a stielhandgranate
Christmas is in 5 days
so sad... you will have no material for comedy
Nope
Christmas can be every day if we just believe
hell yeah
its already getting stale, the_short_friend1. i oughta put your devices on top the fridge

can we automod <:emoji_1:1249206320125448193>
no
@paper gate
vwhybanne f53
Banned by lewisakura: Soliciting explicit images from underage members of the server
what?
the command you sent
:(
"ohmigah! it's revolution 9"
"hbuhuuh uhu?!!!. number nine? number nine? number nine?"
what the fu
CLEAN YOUR DAMN CAR
love this song
haiiii @open pasture
Omg its Ultrasonic Pest Repellent
its in my playlist now
the video is like a trillion mb
aii
the majority of that is from work 😭
halo leah
this song is straight fire
https://open.spotify.com/track/6Alpq6tx2gjyS0zYK9CBbY?si=4Vx9oErzQMG5_auDY1aEYw
I made massive cookies again
yoink
is it calling me gay
haii 👋
yay
haii sorry i didn see
tf2 jumpscare
you are
true..
iphone user
my monster froze a little its drinkable but grabbing the can hurts my hands :<
lick the cn
i'm luna
haii
hi! i am r, a large language model created by OpenAI, how can I help you?
hai! Tell me how your days going so far?
i forgot the bezels on this thing are HUGE
you can tell me the cool, nice, and bad things, I dont mind!
the swear word jar 😭
@kind summit
these headphones are so stupid every time I’m on a different device I have to adjust it’s balance to some obscure value
😭
on my 11 it’s far right
on this phone it’s left but centered
wait
?
my gif now
honestly quite incredible
not slow enough
I think, go into settings and then click reset
for your earbuds
if they're wired then idk
they’re wired
lol
I think I need new ones
minecraft earth still shows up on my icloud acc
im trying to download it but i dont think it worky :c
unearths your minecraft
wait nvm its downloading now lol
2nd option is never happening
frick you im earthing my mc again
i want to be in your position where my last ios version is 15
theen the 3rd option is to reset your audio settings
while the earbuds are plugged in
from what I can think
xd
I’m only on this version cos someone shipped me this phone on this version
you could probably find something similar on eBay
i will search fb marketplace
iphone running android
@paper gate
3rd party marketplaces are so good
who pinged me 5 times
@paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate
7 times
@paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate
7 times
- reply pinh
you
raah
I bought an iPhone x on 13.3 on eBay for like 130 dollars
remember when this was clyde
guh
I think fb marketplace u can get cheaper if u find a dumb seller
they usually have those
hii
the earliest i could find is ios 16
u gotta search
dont husk
@quasi ravine hiii
halo
@paper gate haiii
i changed my discord font to wingdings
haii
plz help
@harsh minnow
why does this phone have astigmatism
shouldve been yharon…..

@open pasture
@open pasture sleep
which soda to attwnpt next
baja blast
Did he get his head impaled on a wrought-iron fence as a child?
no. im just making weird viee9s
And also typing blindfolded, apparently
you do
@open pasture hiii
When

cheesecake cat 
for what
I'm self-hosting some stuff
on kittens.cat domain
i will make for 1 cent
IT LOOKS LIKE A DEMON MAN
😭
::

i will buy 200$ chatgpt subscription and cure cancer
😭 I saw this as you said this
what anime got a cute cat
Akudama Drive is pretty cool
@paper gate
how did u stretch the face
want me to pick it up and try to design it
what are you going for exactly
@boreal torrent
cat.
I wouldn't be able to pay for that 😔
sleek design or just cat
just a minimalistic cat
I dont need money 😭
I'm self-hosting some privacy-oriented services publicly
with kittens.cat as domain so I thought it'd make more sense to use a cat-related logo
oh, hell yeah, id love to help
I got Matrix and Sharkey running atm
sure thing 🥺
sooo, I have a few cool ideas that I wanted to use since its privacy oriented
do you want me to send them here or in a dm, yur choice, watev your comfy with
this is in regards to the design 😭 btw like I said I dont want anything
aw man
I like doing these types of designs, their fun, sleek and easy
why are music theory diagrams fucking magical as fuck
show a medieval child this and ur getting snitched on
wherever you prefer ^^
ill send it here then
makeing a few touches here, because I dont like putting a nose, I might just add whiskers to make it more annonymous
Chat I'm baked how's it going
the guy who does the drums took off his shirt for some reason
I need emotes to add to my Sharkey instance
(besides Neocat and Neofox)
@fallow pawn should i add
and variants
yeah
there’s like 50
download discord emojis is so boring
gotta open them on browser then right click then save then select folder
😭
might take a little longer
jb experience
Currently working on the world's worst pc98 emulator 
I’m minding my own business and my phone suddenly dies for some reason thinking the battery is gone but no
It reboots fine
:o
oh i alreadt postednit
probably should've differentiated in the logging, but there is a difference between the first and last "register 0"
Metallica is next
@winter girder
I think the first one is AH and the second one is AX, which overlaps with AH and AL
SOOOON
I wanna go to one
wtf would lexycat sing though
she will do iris bloom bleed lip syncing
man i love these fishers
on Cod
and honestly I think it's easier to just make my own than try and debug whatever the fuck is happening with NP2
what is this os
since it uses autoconf
it currently only supports mov <reg, imm8 and imm16> and add <rm, reg>
yay it works
Small-sized community hosting privacy-oriented services. social.kittens.cat provides Sharkey, a federated Mastodon-compatible microblogging platform.
awesome
people are smoking in doors
https://github.com/wearrrrr/pc98-emu modrm is gonna kill me though
thanks.
for a sec i thought you meant they were smoking A DOOR
people do that probably
how
just scream at it until it tells you what to do
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxOVaQsFidEeLDA-_V51UizzW9C4T8yf3M
someone sent me this and "i like the muffled sloshing"
10 seconds · Clipped by garlicOS · Original video "doctor pepper time" by Korbo
idk take a piece off
smoked a door?
you started sloshing?
fairs
abriction concert wen
omg that looks so cool
want me to make any changes at all?
even if its small, throw it at me, like I said I think this is cool, and I like doing this stuff
hi vencord
hello
im drunkkkk
hi drunk
hiiii
its getting real viscous tonight
what
thats the mood. viscous
huh
its emptttyyy
Could you remove the background and the margin around the logo?
please
yes
helo
lol applecare for ipads is $69
a month?
so funny !!
did u guys know that... vencord... does actually exist...
for 2 year
really...¿¿¿
i dont believe u
$3.50 a month
really. i thought it was a fabric of my imagination.
sorri i lied its actually a hoax made by the government
WHAT¿¿¿¿
Imagine if discord allowed client modifications tho! sadly its illegal by tos
if you do the modification you get banned or something
yeah i don't use client mods because they're against the tos!
imagine if... there was a server made for.. a client modification... and they named it...
same
gladly they don't exist
never existed
true
gulp...
my tummy hurt
a client with every necessity for a client!
that sound stupid. who would need more
oh my goodness i do know you
yes its so perfect
theres AI on twitter now
awesome
helo...
are you sure I can use it?
its also like the worst icon
can we kill elonmusk
noooo
when does elon musk die search
henlo.... :3
finally i can "ok computer summarize this boring ahh thread"
thanks elong musk
in dos horas
:P
gracias...
con por favor..
can we shake hands and be pals!
YES!
Im just listening to the title music of miside, am I cooked?
all our disagreements r behind us :3
this music is actually letting me study
woo im rich
decided to make a language based on this
Anyone using vesktop here?
My idea: scheduled discord status plugin, basically change your status when a certain time happens like 8-7 would be like work or something
So yeah
Thought I would share this with da world

Well that sucks

Ima go sleep now
My eyelids burn
gn
turn a bluelight filter on
cat noises here
I still need sleep
Ok time to actually put my phone away

My eyes
@boreal torrent was this okay
I should try making Hardstyle
I only made other hard dance genres so far
Your own
You have a phone
Yop
can’t watch that rn I was jamming
yea tysm :D
@open pasture can you :3 irl
very good
gm
Hell yes you can use it
go for it, free nothing but a hobby of mine to do
Cyriak...
happy to help, good luck on that open security privacy thingy
husk
@open pasture is a frog
i gotta make a site for that service
dogtor
i think vanilla html+css will do it well

@open pasture currentl cracking my spine like a whip
subspace tripmine 🔥
finally. a roku feature i'll use
the slideshow will grow with each cat pic google backs up
uuh
yeah? huh?
are you jealous
it now does this at first before it actually turns off
who needs the stuff on top anyway
6:42 am when can I sleep
nevr
you haven't slept?
sorgy
is almost midnight for me :c
no
sleeby
yeah
we are not your fam
"macos watermarked it" 😭
i need to alt f4 discord because its running like absolute shit, but if i were to it would get rid of my 15 hours in call
i'll nuke your house
press crtl+Alt+Delete it'll soft restart it
hahhahaa
trolle
because you pressed backspace instead of delete
🧠
🧠
irdc anymore so i just altf4d
nailsss drink with mee
i don't drink
hmphhhh
sorry i got evil
its so fucking funny dude
lighting crew goes crazy
wrong
not cat
im not cat
Pawsense is unironically useful if you have cats
That's exactly what a cat would say
damage inc is next
o

You could just
Minimize everything that's sensitive to keyboard input when walking away from your computer
I switch to a blank workstation every time I walk away
the humble keybinds:

translation to english: animal_cat_sfx1, animal_cat_sfx1, animal_cat_sfx1
Cat ass typo...
waiting rn
you probably smell big shoe
cunt thats fucking grot as
dj role pov
that IS something a girl would say
Mhm mhm...
that doess HUMAN THINGS
and I type
you're a cat in a trenchcoat
yeah
Look over there a laser!
no
don't deny it
equipment
if they're a cat, can i be a retarded rabbit
that is lighting software gang
𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮
imovie 😭
Me interacting with any mac user ever (everything must be macos)
LMAOOO
Ahhhh got your cat ass
what was the camera filters app on ipad, they could've used that
Go eat some fish
photobooth
btw we haven’t even gotten to the main part of the concert
this person is NOT a cat
Been here for a few hours now
HELLLLL YEAH
fl studio mobile
ITS SO GOOD
Classic cat thing honestly
no
all catgirls love vodka
i don't see cats drinking vodka
Scientifically proven
really?, thats funny
trueeeee
im not a catgirl im a GIRLgirl
@lusty harbor when’s ur concert 
a HUMANGIRLgirl
🧢, sounds like something a cat would say
and i hit you in the head
The pipeline is inevitable
with large pipe
you will become cat
the only pipeline will be the one i throw in your face
oooo you want to wear cat ears and be petted and given scritches oooo
NO I DONT

LOL they have their playlist out
i'm obsessed with the language i'm making
lmao
post it online and get fired
@glass shell what music do you listen too, we can use that to determine if you're a cat or not
lexycta
I don't know so ill just send my current playlist
this gonna be fire maybe
apple poosick
better than spotify
nails is VLC media player mobile user
i listen to music via my computer fans exploding

the frequencies of the fan blades spinning
can you add relieved of all senses
iday
ABriction
let me listen to it first
It’s long
@glass shell listens to cat games
Games for Cats - Catching Mice. Mouse Video for Dogs and Cats to Watch.
Share your cat's reaction to this video and tag #tvbini
GAMES FOR CATS:
Ribbons: https://youtu.be/c0y_OOq1qj4
Hide and Seek Mice: https://youtu.be/aEIaZwMU4Cg
Catching White Mice: https://youtu.be/UGBcZHeHgYs
Catching Geckos: https://youtu.be/RWlI19jMjHw
Catching a Cute Fly...
no
i watched bocchi the rock 26 times when it came out
that actually hits hard
listening to it now
me neither but it was awesome when I first heard it

probably my first time hearing that type of song
I don’t mind
im all for long intros but not in songs that last literally 5 minutes
because then it's just 90% intro 10% good shit
why the hell are ya'll krauts
i just don't like the metal like growling at the beginning
bee showed me abriction
🥬 lechuga
@open pasture say :3
can i say :3
no
oughh

fuck this song hits hard, https://open.spotify.com/track/01UE7OLvYdkCVB2RjSGxg5
that sounds french
it's 7:10 am this shit hits hard
maybe because im french
salute my beloved <3
nails
im hungry
yeah no the Lyrics of No One Cares are hitting too hard for a 7 AM listen
im hungryy
why would you do that
thank you counterstrike for taking 50gb of storage and being a dogshit game
what did apple music just subjugate my ears to
Hackintosh?
i don't know if this is good or bad
but this is definitely a
song
what genre even is this
im fucking tripping what am i listening to
apple music ui just looks outdated
Cider:
don't husk cider its so good :(
i love 88Kasyo Junrei so much
its insane they still make songs today
egg
May i have some shiggy wiggy
no
stupid
wanna hear the biggest lie of the century?
dont bully the crococile
welp
1am
gnnnn everyone sleep tight!
@boreal torrent wish you luck in everything you do 
thank you ^^
i appreciate the help you gave me
yeah
fres is alive
though it was terrible
I wish I could test it on an actual phone
@open pasture
I just read actual in my mind and
it sounds kinda like
ok nvm
@open pasture
or
I guess the only thing left for me to do is to write the website (+ privacy policy and ToS pages) and self-host a Lemmy instance
fun
You are crazy
"Like and share this post with 10 more people to break the curse" ass image
Sharkey instance I'm hosting
essentially a Misskey fork compatible with Mastodon
what would a chuddy thing be..
@boreal torrent vc deserve todo o amor du mundo
There aren't many rules anyway
vc
indulging in the ooze
Why can't I be homophobic???
number 4 there really is oddly specific
I check 1, 2 3 and 4 😎
it makes it look less like a list of rules and more like a legal document 
FresAI
sorry other way around
essentially hate speech
at least it doesnt say "no hacking"
against neurodivergent / physically disabled people
"fuck these retarded autists man" or smth like that
GOOD fedi content comes from bots that technically can be considered as hacking computers
if ur just saying the R word i literally don't give a fuck
"autists shouldn't work cause they take jobs from normal people" dunno
do i look like i can manage multiple fedi accounts
yop
insane line
WRONG
privacy policy on a fedi instance is effectively worthless considering how the protocol works
the privacy policy would effectively just be a local thing
how
yop
Huh
never knew this https://gdpr.eu/gdpr-vs-lgpd/
lemme read it
brazilian gdpr 😭
omw to disable ip logging too




