#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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typically macOS just says it can't verify it's free of malware
true
how did swiftcord get banned wtf??
it has accord code that’s why
what is accord
and why is it banned
evelyns discord client swiftui
@harsh minnow
apple flagged it?
is me
it does some stuff with ellekit loadign dylibs to make some sort of extensions system for the client
i know nothing about it
idk who's that
but here
why would accord need that
😭
idk
no one mentioned it
i remember seeing it in code
This?
no
i heard someone in my old discord server uploaded macOS kfd to apple notarization and got flagged
i mean... it's a kernel exploit...
evelyn was cool yea
i remember how when i first wrote nekojb evelyn was skeptical and called it fake and a scam 😭
icl i thought so too
well thats what happens when any new devs steps into that field
sowwy oomf
no wonder why nobody new is stepping into the jb scene
this happens with everything lol
Ohhh...
me next
do you wanna know a jb that isnt a fake and a scam
sure
what is this list
AppArmor:
SeLinux:
ballpa1n jailbreak
only intel can run completely unsigned code
filtered by rjb
MAC (Mandatory Access Control)
ballpa1n
the apple users have overtaken vencord again
Discord Client Encyclopedia
what is ball water
what is dtruss
doubt i think
for your reference you can just codesign -s - -f /path/to/macho
real
what is -s - -f
codesigning identity - just means adhoc
okii
-f is force
im trying to install debian 12 on my pendrive, this is the second pendrive(first one fried), grub failed to install, has my pendrive fried or what the fuck do i do
aka replace existing signature if present
ventoy
you can just put the Debian iso
macOS
pro tip: thin all of your mac apps to save half of the storage
macOS
me removing every intel slice on my arm machine
true
i do this all the time to arm64 slices
haii
ok but here me out... if you have 2 devices connected via ethernet just run a PXE server to host netboot.xyz
x86_64 mac
fr
why nottttt
@edgy ermine @open pasture @sudden sun leasted bloated macos app
POWERPC
LOVE
huhhh
@open pasture run it
guhhh you are all addicted to mac
why does it need ppc 😭
discord lite
like DAMN how far down does it go
that shit probably links to macosx sdk 10.0
with lipo lol
fr
compile identical binaries but with different architectures and squish them together
thats what my batteries made of,,
CONGRATS 💫 I finished mine 2 hours agoi I have no idea what I get
fake
not fake
@edgy ermine rate theme
switch
g
But I think I did well on most of the problems except the one open ended 😭
its missing a few archs
i tried to dump a game but the result was just a folder with a 0 and a 1 file inside
no idea what to do with those
😔
whats haswell again
arm64e won't work
in fact adding arm64e will make macos reject the entire binary
we need sextuple squished binary
haswell is a really old intel generation
ah
put itanium in it
i dont think ia64 is itanium
idk if this is intended or wat
funny how this looks
change a 0 to a 1
how long has this convo been going on
klee pfp person
I can't imagine signing into this
imagine handling captchas
im gonna use token since my password is too long to be typed in
@edgy ermine what is difference between arm64 and arm64e
arm64e uses pointer authentication codes
fr
that's it
macos doesnt use arm64e only ios etc right?
macos does indeed use arm64e

o
its broken I think
I stole someones nvim config and made it usable 
awful
you can enable it anyways with arm64e_preview_abi=1 boot-arg though
me
@jaunty trellis I'm gonna explode
why
caus
zoot cant handle nerdy architecture talk
@fallow pawn do you like risc v
no bc I don't use it
use
I use arm64 though
arm128 when
wai
cant call it arm64
okay I need to go back to work
must call it aarch64
shut
or else ARM™️ will sue
send me a cozy
@edgy ermine baiii
you will add here
bai bai
@open pasture mprotect rw rx
@edgy ermine make your macos apps have quad fat binaries






o
you know its good when one of their awards is the jester
actually i think my only profile award might be the jester i can't remember
no embed perms
swift added Int128
i know too much about apple internals...
very cool
this one is so cute
it's the first award i got lmaooo
my friend sent it so i get points
not internal as in company internal
nice
off topic nerds only
just the low level stuff
I have no idea how to use steam apart from the buy button and play button
just you wait
maybe like 3 - 5 business days
idk
i'll have the perfect comeback then

lmao modern jailbreak is basically hijack launchd (pid 1) and inject a library via ROP, which writes shit directly to kernel memory space to bypass shit
congratulations on 1000 geometry dash hours
how ass...
oh im a bit broke
mapping the entirety of the kernel memory space into userspace memory is crazy....
How does one play geometry Dash for fucking 1000 hours I broke my mouse 3 times playing iy
XD
brih moment
i probably have so many hours in gd
true!
i use my up arrow key
my hardest is acropolis ass
my mouse sucks
gonna cry @harsh minnow
(or profile / review rewards)
I use my sayo device to play gd
imagine not having don't slam mouse into table out of anger
nick chan bot CVE
I wanna get a sayo device
this is cute i should buy this
how do i make this bigger so i can put more games
i made my own budget sayodevice for $1
do i need to level up on steam
damn 108 hours past 2 weeks
I broke Hella expensive mouses:(.
steam levels are so horror
it's so sensitive that if i touch my BED it will trigger
im sick so i basically have nothing else to do
upgrade with points
oh damn i have 1.4k steam points
im not even joking
i'm rich
literally p2w
i got a bunch when buying trading cards
i can literally be across the room and i can touch my other computer and it will trigger
gws 

that makes me wonder... could i use my budget sayodevice to detect my sister walking into my room
just copy pasta review games a lot and people give you rewards and thats free points
why are the steam winter sale items so expensive
bruuuuh steam stole coins from fortnite? (vbucks)
like bruh can't they make something original for once instead of copying Fortnite bruh
the bundle is 23k points
3k points is insane honestly
i keep my achievement showcase real 🔥
i literally have 71p to my name rn why are you doing this to me gabe
i remember when iphone X was like the best phone on earth
i gotta show my getting over it achievement
@open pasture rate budget sayodevice
ly you have not seem my laptop running minecraft
im at school rn
i like my iphone x moldy
but basically if i touch anything metal in my room it triggers
the very top above the keyboard
perfect
literally like 70 degrees
resting collection you got going on there
it's literally insane.... i place it on my desk and it Just Works™️
whats that game girly
why 100 achievements what do you achieve
bottom right
i dont remember
i played for like 10 minuites for the mme and got everything
bruh
🔥
oh wait i can still post the link to mine i think https://steamcommunity.com/id/Soup_gaming/
gen a but gen z childhood
i mean considering you get 100 points every $1
dunno ig it's also the fact that in different regions with like $30 you can buy both either one indie game or one aaa game so the value of this $1 differs 
cats organized neatly is peak
i am the goddest of gamers
fridge
normal
geometry dash device
what
how much did u pay
why did you take off the keycaps
brawl Stars
they were in the way
cute
it shows a cute nyan kitty when u turn it on
what are the switches?
i found one for $20 on aliexpress
thats my mac mini
true
i think its more of an osu device
but it works for both
wrong reaction my bad
It works for anything that needs precise timing
this shit cost as much as my actual keyboard
It has a little counter on it
Make your own like i did
for $1
How
microcontrollers are CHEAP
🐐
teach me the ways of the DIY sayodevice
but your hand is for osu! not for your life(
my dad thought it was a joystick
wait what's the official place to buy a sayodevice
BRAZIL MENTIONED
I just bought mine from amazon for 50 dollars
insane
it has nyan cat :D
it's insane
$10 on china reseller
this is the reason my desk isn't white
it's the only place my dad buys stuff from online
is my wallpaper good ?
its def a wallapper
i'll take 5
How is stuff from china so cheap
cheap labor
cause its from china
6/10
oh......
me when i corrupt my 64gb usb and now it's only 975mb
wow my steam replay is basically empty lol
I used to hard click with my mouse until it started double clicking
SIPPIN ON PROMETHAZINE, I CANT PUT DOWN THE CUP, I CANT PUT DOWN THE CUP
my usb got corrupted once and my pc thought it was a disk drive and when i would click it it would ask me to insert a disk
Are there mouses that have two stage buttons or something?
That should exist
had to search through the depths of the internet to find a russian guide showing instructions for my specific model of usb drive to reset it and then it started working again
this is the second usb i go through and i am sooo fucking mad
teach me
what did you do
get into the habbit of ejecting your drives if you haven't already
debounce

that's not why it corrupted
fair enough

but not my friend's usb
strange
are you sure it's not just a partition thing
did you reformat them after
yeah that's my thought
with the right fs and stuff
i used the mac disk utility to erase it

that could be parition idk how this stuff works
1gb could just be your fat32 boot partition
sounds about right
windows can't read ext4 so it woudn't show up
windows fs support is so ass
i'm dumb when it comes to stuff like this
honestly no idea in windows lol
in linux its easy
there should be a partition tool somewhere in windows
open thje partition manager or whatever it's acllewd on windows
fdisk <3
Doesn't exactly work with usbs for some reason

i like using TUI apps whenever i can but not for drives
i am afraid of fdisk
unless i'm following a guide
what is fdisk
i like having my data visualised
Command line apps for partitions so husk
i can't use cli tools for critical stuff
hello samu
I do the opposite
99% of the time I use cli stuff for critical stuff
Hello yoo-mi
linux utility for partitioning drives
actually it might even be unix
idk
cfdisk better
how is you in this fine evening
Cold
i don't use linux i am trying to get it on my usb
SAME
ok well i sort of do
it's actually so cold over here
but if i REALLY dont want to risk it i dont use cli
disk management
nice hand
I hate gui stuff for critical things cuz they usually abstract away a lot of stuff and error/warn logging usually doesn't show up the same if at all
Mfw Ive posted pics of my face and shit before, and you commenting on my hands
yeah?
I forget a lot of stuff easily
i love clicking the "nuke everything" button instead of the "fix everything" button 
yop
like you could ask me to do something in a bit and when în a bit passes I'll forget to do it
also with guis you get to look around for ages for what you need instead of just doing man thing and searching for what you need
check if theres some partition that windows doesnt recognize
how would i check for that
My arms don't look like they fit my body here wtf
itll say unknwon or smth like that
my suspicion is that disk 1 is the partition
Reboot your pc
partition 1 partition 2
okay give me like
Remove the usb, and reboot
4 minutes
Make sure the usb isn't plugged in when you reboot
Lawyer up assholes
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is that the guy
the guy who got fired from target
one of my fav levels
alright
i plugged it in rn
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Hey guys!
Thanks to my ever-diligent playtesters who finish their work at least 5% of the time, this level is finally in a state that I can release it. I always knew nobody was gonna have the skill to beat this so I opted to just make it open...
the version of the level they showed in this showcase is quite ass idk why they did all those unneccesary changes
shouldnt be portals here smh
horror
geometry dash creators will make a level that's not humanly possible but some nerds will say that its #12 on some difficulty list
I fucking hate portal clicks in wave
someone buy me a rt keypad
send
I wanna try
eventually
mines very bug fixed n stuff sure

for a few hours i just went through the entire level and fixed most of it
woah
and made it kinda possible but its still unbearable
113247994
thankq
LOL
real..
wtf
I played this level too much
Samara real name Joe Metri Desh
I can't do the first gd level
im not even epileptic
its suepor ultra hard
Nicholas Hoult want boing boing!
yes
super
zeet has 1,374,053 attempts on stereo madness
not having to worry about silly things like having a job
@paper gate stop ddosing me my internet is exploding
and saving money
the rest of the level is worse
and taxes
many geometry dash creators hate people with epilepsy
yop
so 
true
ID: 102135018
Song: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RfDAdx29F64WWepIrSAk3QNsCRXFXXUf/view?usp=sharing
Hey guys!
Thanks to my ever-diligent playtesters who finish their work at least 5% of the time, this level is finally in a state that I can release it. I always knew nobody was gonna have the skill to beat this so I opted to just make it open...
i can't remember which one but a pretty popular easy demon is literally just super fast flashing lights at the start
i cant see whats going on either
bleh
guh
well at least I know where to go tho
@paper gate I set pipewire clocks too tight and now audio be crackly 
I spent too long learning
top players don't even memorize the level they just memorize when to click
me doing invisible wasureta
that cat is hiding an alien in the blanket
Bruh.
that level is pure click memorization
i sometimes do the click pattern on my desk when im bored
sometimes i toss around my samara voodoo doll for fun
LMFAO
i miss old mr beast
new one is cool but i liked him better when we was doing dumb shit like setting fire to a cardboard fort or microwaving watches
WHAT
i also feed it cookies
horror
what's that
what's it doing
true content
the lyrics are so funny holy shit
i liked mr beast more when he made fun of kids on the internet
WHEN
WHEN DID HE DO THAT
it used to be his whole thing
hed find random YouTube channels with like 5 subscribers and make fun of their intros
I remember
those were funny
worm
most often they were kids
the icymi tab never fails to show me stuff i dont wanna look at
you missed it
mrbeast old content was so weird
@nocturne bough
he deleted most of it
remember bad intros?
no
thats what im talking about
im talking about bad intros
i think it was like 2015 or something
We had similar content in my country tho
the popular thing back ten was just to make fun of kids
I didn't start consuming English media until like
i was there when mr beast started pivoting to ridiculous challenges
four years ago
and make bleach jokes
i saw mr beast transform in real time
first big money video actually started out pretty wholesome
at least i think it was the first
WTH IS THAT
turkish mcflurry
he got like 10k in sponsor money and spent it on his moms house
his original sponsor was honey
the giving the homeless guy 10k was kinda weird
like sure he's getting money but he's also being exploited for views
he definitely made more than 10k off that video
i remember quid
@cosmic otter
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i actually checked haveibeenpwned some time ago and quid was in there lmao
Also he beat up the homeless guy afterwards and took the money back
nooo why
oh
I dont watch tv anymore but i remember it being good
isn't that most kids channels
yea
TV peaked in the early 2000s
its all reruns
cartoons aren't the same 💔
Does Cartoon Network have any good show nowadays
I only know Craig of the Creek (it's very good)
horror
it’s probably catered to low attention span children
it is
only cartoon i liked that was made recently and still going is rick and morty
otherwise no one would watch
rick and morty is still going on????
yeah
you can see the animators put in some jokes only people above the age of 10 would understand
I thought it was cancelled
season 8 next year i think
they got new VAs
I haven't enabled lazy loading for any plugins yet and now neovim takes like a second to start 
why can't TV series just end
why does there keep having to be a new twist at the end of every season
Not my video, found it on a server, thought it was elite level troll that I can respect. if this is a specific youtuber i dont know about that does discord stuff like this, lemme know so I can credit, otherwise idk the individuals.
Trolling Discord Chat with fake Half-Life Game Awards Announcement
like rick and morty should have ended at season 6
"White devil" is fucking hilarious
because it makes money
many tv series end
the good ones do
@paper gate you have been summoned
why
its just been going on for so long
WHAT AN EVIL GUY
It'll end just like The Simpsons
like rick of just sorta going through the galaxy killing some new bad guy every season now
season 7 would be a far better ending lol
i mean yeah ig
holy fuck why isn't the simpsons gone yet
this is actually evil
or spongebob
season 6 is kinda weird bc you're just left on a cliff hanger
yop
gm
in season 7 its middle
SPOILER NOOO
i genuinely can't remember the end of the season
i remember it fondly
that was the hilight really
Mullvad is dying
too late
=(
how to not be bored
play sports idk
you now know that rick is not a good person and kills people
I had too many spoilers already when I was watching and I still enjoyed it
I’m swedish now
i should play rdr on my switch like nevo recommended
same
okii
the plot makes so little sense at times that it doesn't matter
not even GTA 5 or GTA SA?
I thought it was pretty linear
nop
damn
i never played any of the gta games
GTA SA is very good
actually ive never played any games rated 18 generally
i mean yeah but i feel like if you spoil one single event it would be pretty hard to tell where in the series its from
Six years old me playing GTA:SA on PlayStation 2 hiding from my mother
so she couldn't see it
gta 6 eta wen
lucky
most didn't even get past the loading screen before their house burnt down
I hate gta V controls on a keyboard idk why
i was free to play it but i never did
feels so much better with a controller
true
its almost like it was made for console
@sudden sun haii
most likely
DON'T ABBREVIATE IT
hiiiii
whar
don't abbreviate cyberpunk
i was gonna writr its fullname
good
you said it first tho
reputation means nothing to game studios nowadays
i added opencore boot gui
I hope not
what else should i add to mom-proof this hackbook
i abbreviate color picker into spotlight to open it faster
how much yall wanna bet gta6 is not gonna be on pc on launch
HORROR
Imagine the feds watching that...
all my money because it's basically confirmed
yop
what feds
because my mom is gonna use this laptop
all of them
oh
Have you met moms?
I love how when people saw "releasing in 2025" they were like WTF
oki gonna play rdr bai
have fun
enjoy
not gonna stream bc i suck at everything
goodbye
i just forget how fun strinova is
i enjoyed this game
they never knew rockstar had did this with gta v
guh the keyboard has like a 50/50 chance of working when i power on this computer

Insane how long their development is taking
did you eated the cable
They have been developing it since GTA V launched
So
2013
More than 11 years of development...

I put water on my keyboard thinking it's water proof
BUT NOW I'M USING SOME PLASTIC KEYBOARD AND IT'S NOT FUN
maybe if they release it in 2030 it'l be half decent
oki I go eepies nini gay ppl in my puter 
quality games need their time
goodbye gay person inside my computer
and @paper gate
I've realized
i am not in your computer i am the real one here
i dont think ai will ever replace games
indie games usually have a very unique and distinct art style
In this state
Not in a near future
yeah I'm talking about the future
AI is very dum for this yet
nini
imagine having to be 100% online to play a game made by AI
with enormous input lag
disgusting
i wonder how long red dead was in dev for
in that case we'll have a comlete void of creative and innovate games
yea
Red Dead Redemption 2 was in development for approximately eight years. While the official announcement came later, development work began around 2010.
and even more oversaturation in the game market
that's why indie games r peak
I think it would be more basic line art style
WTF
why bother making a good game when you can make 1000 hit games
red dead redemption seems like such a cool game
The industry wouldn't very interested in that tbh
It is
indie games are kinda popin off rn for this exact reason
i can't remember the last time i bought a new AAA game
i think it might have been doom eternal
hi all
LMFAO
lc.octr
Oh my god its real
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hello hatsune miku inside of my computer
"ice bath"
😭
tf did bro mean by that
lc.otter
I would not trust this
LMFAOO
the apple employee who approved this probably has no idea what a soyjak is
or they were laughing their ass off at it
real
it’s most likely this
had a dream where i was on a train and the ceiling leaked rain onto my thinkpad
fear not
for most thinkpads have drainage holes
for this exact situation you are describing
i have no idea if mine does
my main account just got banned from discord even tho i never get warnings and never did something wrong is something going on or is it just me who had this happen?
@d4q
did you do o much as joke about being below 13
contact discord support, not here
I like
ty
i heard of people getting banned when they were on a big server and the server was against the rules of discord
because i cant think of anything else that i did
i dont think tha's a thing
i hope they dont listen to voice chats because i actually did jokely said im 9 when someone wanted adult pics from me so i can just avoid the situation
mostly just the people at the top get banned
nah chill they don't lmao
we didn't need to know that + please just use discord support
yeah maybe spare us the second part
yeah that happens
i texted them i hope they react before christmas
@paper gate rate my drip
yeah... no
you are evil
impeccable
Someone ban this person
I had a dream that there was a game on steam on sale for 20% off called school shooters IV from Rockstar games
It costed 499.99 USD


me neither since mine was rather cheap for its time
lol
same
spike in october lol
its almost like there wasnt very many good games the past few years
i wonder if i can look back on my 2023 replay
you can
if you scroll to the bottom theres links to them
Chat did the vencord creator just get banned? A lot of Germans got banned for spam apparently
WHY DID I DRINK THE SHOWER WATER BECAUSE MY STUPID BRAIN WANT TO TASTE HOT WATER
I think somebody just fired a firework
hi arvin 
rizz
No pickler.... Or extra pickler....
Hello evo
yes the feds are trying to get you specifically
yes you reading this
you know who you are
Apparently Discord just accidentally banned a bunch of Germans
fuck germany i guess
@harsh minnow is next
Chances for unban = 0 I suppose?
Rip me
They're already looking into it
So i need to uninstall Vencord?
So it will be fixed soon
germany is ew anyway
Ayy
ye xD
I'm banning you from my server
wow i wonder who told you that
i think you might be thinking of france

easy mistake
i suppose they do share borders with germany
fr***
My German friends actually
love getting dms like that ❤️
They all got banned
what did they do if you dont mind me asking
be german
^
Im so happy im not the only one ahhhh
dziruwa
sounds more polish than german tbh
oh okay
gg
hello
hyhf
they just wanted to express how much they enjoyed that match
it might seem crazy what im 'bout to say
german bread
hop off samsung fridge
wow that is insane
NOP
samsung fridge is rookie work, hop off the pregnacy tester
does anyone know how to install linux dbe live with persistance on a 58.3gb usb

Whistleblower of Discord just posted.
oddly specific size
Ahh no embeds fuck
i corrupted the pendrive and it got smaller when i repaired it
why the hell are they specifically flagging germans..
discord = boeing
wait
💯
This exactly what I said in my head lmao 😭
man thsese whistleblowers must surely be depressed! they are all killing themselves!
there was a reaserach in regards to ai having bias
are they really releasing any secret information though
no
Im not gonna
My heart died but now I’m half alive again
discord HATES germans
discord is racist moment
true!
discord HATES this one simple trick
moment
hi moment
what is tessie
racist moment
true!
simply don't be german
lol
you are racist moment
true!
be polish instead
even worse
true
everyone is racist
true!
can confirm
hello german person
rip veeeeeee 😭
were you also banned
do you think the CEO of discord just has a big red button that bans a random country
i would
seems like a great idea
i hope they ban fra*** next






