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They are until the CIA gets involved...
do you really want to know
tbh I just like smaller binaries
they are doe
@harsh minnow
i want to go to sleep because i have finals tomorrow... but at the same time i wanna see if my hackbook boots
NOOO it failed... again...
it errored out
sleep
Huh
i misphrased that i meant why not how
Can u link me that?
go to SLEEP
do
okay
i can answer that question
SLEEP OR DIE
vee dont say that :c
@fallow pawn
im a creep im a weirdo
@stark herald
you basically just type in from:1019148051576795136 has:file into the search box
do i want the answer?
no
why does it look like one of those fake download ads
should we put this on the website
YOP
that's the joke 😭
oh
new 2025 proof that vancor is a wirus
- nah
- if you put private data there it's your own fault retard
it lags your token
put it on the website and make it download BetterDiscord @harsh minnow
<title>You have 1 new notifications!</title>
If u don't self host private data, it's ur own fault tbh
like that one guy who got arrested cause proton gave out his recovery email and that recovery email was his main email he uses for icloud and then apple gave out all his data




fully his own fault
lmfao
companies just following the law that forces them to give out the data they have
gaycord
it's your fault if you have shit opsec while being a government interest
ong
vee is government interest
me when im a government interest but im just a silly little innocent cat :3
Do you belong on the Wikipedia list of 2020s hackers
@harsh minnow
no i belong on the list of absolute idiots

real
very
vmute 28d @fallow pawn go to sleel
Done!
Muted khcrysalis (@fallow pawn) for 28 days
hi ryana :3
Insane how any midrange modern smartphone is stronger than the Nintendo Switch
28D LMAO
noooo
yop
28D???? DO YOU WANT THEM TO HIBERNATE OR SMTH?
me waking up for my 0 hour shift at my unemployed
hallo oomfer

wake her up when december ends
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
"No jolly Vencord for you"
@harsh minnow ill go to sleep after I beat have this level in gd
what if we put you to sleep for the next 2 weeks
half*
the first time i see samara go to sleep
so in three hours you noob
I once had a dream a virus infected me, and I became an albino
What the fuck does that mean
go to eep now
@paper gate your parents gift you a mac for your birthday
Are orange and tangerine the same thing
i meant to say christmas
hell yea
no
no
tangerine is smaller
guh
and better
No. Tangerines are a type of mandarin orange, a smaller, sweeter variety.
the
it's like cross of orange and lemon
my mouth is dry
I never had neither an orange nor a lemon
igot a monster but i wanna drink it at 10 am and its 9 am
BRO I LOOKED SIMILAR TO THAY
you will drink
from the screen to the king
fresssss you must become monster addict
Mandarines are smaller and sweeter than oranges
yop
yop
sweeter
my brother put salt on mandarine
ew
The only reason to learn German in Brazil is to learn to pronounce the fuckass surnames from people from the South of the country
Istg
@paper gate
why is he saluting the Führer
He's Austrian 🥺
i tell on vee to german government
Can you get arrested in Germany for joking about the nazis @harsh minnow
depends
my sister has a shirt that says like reincarnated hitler or something along those lines
he's French
fr*nch
husk

guys
@fallow pawn
im watching a speedrun on an computer science exam
ok
or rather informatics idk
phone will run it don't worry
😭
the phone in question:
real
Well if you only nuked the efi partition, then windows itself is fine, you just can't boot
hold on I'll get some info for you
all you gotta do is create a new efi partition and recreate the files that were lost to allow it to boot again
i have an efi partition
hi all
you just don't have the file
yop
WHAT???
I THOUGHT HE HEALED???
ok hmu in dm
i accidentally erased the partition with disk util
a very well made resource pack that replicates the style of the lego sets
Sad
he put it on hold because of his cancer and recently released it after putting it on hold for 3 years
and he said he got better
@harsh minnow
Damn
god damn what is it with people named Alex having cancer and lying about their current state to not worry people
aughhhh
On god
like I would've been more ready for techno's death if he didn't straight up lie about getting better to not worry his fanbase
do the images from ViewIcons move a little when you first open them or am i going insane?
i hate death so much
Why not both?
i never considered that
oh my Husk I just sorted by recently uploaded the term "technoblade"
@harsh minnow not half but close enough
what is that stupid ass command button
I seached it myself what the fuck is this
some app dm experiment horror
BRO WHAT THE FUCK
oh im in the bucket
you can hop off if you want
THE SMALL STORE I BOUGHT DRINKS IN ALL THE TIME IS CLOSING
what is it with bad news today
im so fucking sad
this is disgusting
Do you think Elon would name his next kid "technoblade"
I knew the only cashier that worked there too
not worth trying to use control in experiments it’s just gonna get removed lol
Or some name in morse code
there are 4 year old experiments 
trust me using experiments is a temporary solution
true
to something that doesn't matter much
Imagine naming your kid "Google" I would kms
oh thats right theres stuff in my debloater plugger that exploded
NO WAY
Some kid called Google exists.
Wrong link fuck
WINDOWS VISTA
named his kid google at DuckDuckGo
Vista is a good name ngl
Vista is alright but google 
another bad news added to the list
i will name my kid Elon Musk
the
Yeah 😭
HOW
im gonna name my kid Calypso
name your son Discord
don’t apps use discriminators still
I'm the pee king
imagine pomelo bots
wtf did they do to mod view idk why i opened it but they just removed the text instead of adding a profile button lol
would be so over
nobody is calling you that
assuming any of us here will ever even get the chance to have a son 
would pomelo bots be a good thing or not
You clearly don't know my friends
ill adopt a daughter
real
what friends
Hi pee king @grand crypt
bro wants to kick me
people with "friends" dont chat in discord mod client servers
both bad and good
nuh uh
why is this clickable but not the profile still
redesign mod view plugin?
oop
Alex thinks I pee too much
Descargar
My friend headass
nop
for one, if u snatch a good handle, then u will less likely have idiots trying to copy your bot, for two (you will need to snatch a good handle) (unlikely to happen)
DOWNLOAD FREE MALWARE
there was a guy that was high as balls at the store and he stared at me for a good 2 minutes
real
Descargar malware gratis
@dusky hare and @lone dust are my alts
Light up with him
fr
i hve a friend named galaxy lmao
Bogos binted?
hi
helo
Elon musk act so smart, motherfucker pays some intern to catch him up with recent news headass
"i know what they are"
I know what you are
you don't pay interns
dude, who hacked this ad?????
Procreate then call your kid Minix
oh my gauhd yes your majesty king elon please bless us with your expansive neverending knowledge
That's the nerdiest move ever
is this good
nobody thats just what its come to
kids see brainrot and clicck cuz they think its funny
theyre doing this to me
real
lumi spotted
My brother keeps singing toilet song. I should block him from Roblox maybe
omar spotted
Yeah, ayuxia and Nina work for free under me
who cares we were all kids at one point
I’m going to cry
Real
@discord
Fake
I love Jenny mod
I used to eat cockroaches when I was a baby
First love
I wish that was fake
Yup
discord should’ve did the bluesky username system and let me have my domain as a username
Maybe that's why I am retarded
so kids won’t steal it
Minecraft PREMIUM??????
I already have my username as my domain
its not like MLG compilations or whatever else i watched as a kid was any more sophisticated than spibidi toilet lol
Real
bypass detected
so kids won’t steal it*
sure...
Who stealing your username 😭
hi chat
idk people lol
oh
someone held the door for me but I was like
Add them and curse them out
About 24 minutes remaining...
5 feet away from the door
so its blocked lmao
fuck history test
some person stole my username on telegram and is selling fake side load stuff
im not passing that shit
yes yes that was definitely intentional
LMFAO
hi
Sorry
helo
I hate history
yop
Bluecord
Mfw I add YouTube.com and it's just the YouTube CEOs discord
Skype more like sky pee
discord still stupid for removing the @ in names
whar
my fav old ahh minecr youtuber
who
they used to have an @ sign in front of usernames
@fallow pawn @edgy ermine sleep
😭
but then linus tech tips said something about it and a day later discord removed it
not until i see the hello welcome to mac screen
guhh

I only grew up with Portuguese media
I had no deep contact with English until a few years ago
marquees seems to be quite fond of being pulled over
what can u do when ur seat is facing forward 😭
Yea lol
just call it a hackintosh
please
hackbook pro
what do I call my MacBook it literally has opencore….
no longer a mac with genuine macos
now it has macos with a quirky boot loader
samarabook
No way
MacBooker
Call it the BananaBook idk
PearBook
they say we’ll live on mars by 2038
Cap
what's wrong with earth
why go on smaller shittier planet
The rich
It has Elon musk

we can only dream
Life could be a dream
we should send all the rich ppl to mars and just forget them there for a year 
don’t send Tim Cook
Send him
NOOO
especially tim cook
he’s gay
fr?
First gay person in Mars
yea
insane
Rich gay people don’t exist
too gay for mars @boreal torrent
Idk if I would call myself rich
I just enjoy what I have (which isn’t a lot)
I wouldnt be considered a Latina by the American government
We must overthrow them
SAY LATINX AND UR DEAD
Fuck you
what’s wrong with latinx
Everything
also is it bad that I’ve only heard latinx up until a few months ago
insert pipe down latnix gif
im waiting to play the piano and I choked on my own spit its so akward
It's a way for Americans to TRY to be inclusive by not respecting Latin American culture
crying
I like that thing
multitasking
hi person named uwu @stark herald
uwu
Hi uwu
Minecraft in the background
keeping up the fish grind
Living in Barcelona seems very peak
can this guy stop playing tiktok songs already I wanna play TH8 music aughhh
Is there any welcoming country in Europe with good climate
That isn't Portugal or Spain
Or some parts of France
he just said "I gotta ask something to chatGPT" can I kill this guy
Like wtf man I wanna see sunlight
is there a place on earth that doesn’t have questionable weather conditions
california is just hot, maybe one day it’s raining for no reason, then the next day it’s the hottest place on earth
why husk
I have never experienced anything below 13C I think

what
Pingu is Finnish
Why are u called pingu @jaunty trellis
Are u this much of a Tux fan..
I like penguins
pong
yop
Having myopia is like lowering the chunk render distance
meal time
Soon...
Is it that uncommon in wherever the fuck you live?
I could buy a horse meat sandwich in the street
Very
Nobody eats horse meat here
gm oomfs
Gm
gm oomfie
nokotan!!
you deer
i hope vencord comes to safari
someone should work on that
ye theres existions on safari
you download it
form app store
then click the all
app
then allow permissions
didn't samsam make that already
then thats it
idk its not on vencord
i know lol
website
im sorry but im talking about safari on mobile/ipad

well the app needs to be verified and not dangerous
sooo
ye not this time
Bunny is good
i dont have ios sdk rn
U just gotta sideload it
i wanna upload a picture tho
?
holy moly
oh god
i need a certificate
and esign
and dns
its just too much
Bunny
U dont need any of that if u got a PC
Ik lol
but I recommend using khoidin for dns and certificates
if your not
on oc
pc
maybe i should avoid attempting to build macos apps with swift wasm toolchain @boreal torrent
it doesnt work lol
its meant to be used with carton to make wasm to use on sites


menhera can die 
Yeah
I'm dead already
Ok I'm back, I got muted because I sent a cyrillic character, I was about to return from my mute but discord decided to try resending the character and it muted me again so I was muted for 20min
It's an alphabet used in Europe and Asia, for some reason this server blocks every single character from this alphabet
Because filter bypassing
People were saying slurs with that
Ah
why are you a sleeping addict ayuxia
haha!
Ye
Because i like to sleep
dude what the hell
What
nvm i had my theme on midnight i thought it was empty space
Yeah the image has a transparent background which is dumb
hi vencord
autmod bypass
morse cod lookin ah
unreasonable crashout that icecream looked disgusting
that was NOT a healthy shade of pink
No ice cream is healthy dawg
that was less healthy
poor kid..
do it again
no
This shit is so funny I can't stop laughing
I'm laughing for five minutes nonstop
i love how he only got mad when his shirt got dirty
yea lmao
i stopped laughing when i realized that the dad is making his kid sad so he can make people like you laugh
.
i started laughing when i realized that the dad is making his kid sad so he can make people like me laugh
probably his little sister
insane disrespect
SISTER??
sister???
probably his little brother
verdade...
I don't speak Arabic
@shadow owl wsg
eu estou lambendo sua bunda
btw how did you write this so quickly
DONT SAY THAT
because i'm very cool
i type words
sometimes
ew
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
tetramethylenedisulfotetramine
hydroxypropylmethylcelluloses
methylenedioxymethamphetamines
uhhh
ethylenediaminetetraacetaets
uhhh
oops 
the only thing ik in spanish is bonjour
humuhumunukunukuapua'a
how can someone be so wrong in one sentence
less than a week
can you believe it guys
Holy shit I'm still laughing
@open pasture
the only thing ik in japanese is bonjour
the only thing ik in english is bonjour
@open pasture iHi
I'm a bad person
grrrr
idk

or b oth
I'm a straight sigma male
nini
it's 13:37 smh
honestly
i only woke up cuz i have therapy today
also timezones are lies made up by the government to sell clocks
the lies are made by the government so clocks sell timezones the by
lies are made up by the government to sell
sell what
idk
homework assignment
finish this joke
okay bye
if you sleep you are into genshin
yay bro is not sleeping
if you stay awake you like genshin impact
device
ok I'm sleeping sorry
the only impact i like is the third
guys pretend i'm awake bye
💔!
ok guys bro is gone let's start the party
if you guess my age I'll vc
it's 17
no it's 17
i stayed up till 3:43 am to play zzz
eepy
zzz is the only gacha game i enjoyed
i regret leaving that game 4 months ago
my account would've been stronger 😭
💀 🙏
i have ellen joe level 50 i thought max level was 80-90 AND I LEFT BECAUSE OF THAT
now i realized level 60 is max and now I'm paying the taxes to make her level 60

@paper gate do you eat veevs
cute furina fanart
why is chat all anime
no one has an irl pfp 💔
everyone is putting female anime pfp

looking at used laptops is funny
there's people selling 6 year old garbage for more than a barely used steam deck oled
looking at new laptops is unfunny
what country
that's like
a lot of dollars!!
there's so many macbooks wtf
$682 for an i7-8550u
yop
and rog ally z1 extreme for 400 
@jaunty trellis be grateful
$900 for i7-8550u laptop

why is that shit so expensive
can it even run youtube???
why are 90% of these listings either actual ewaste, macbooks or gaming laptops
that is so scam
i think i used to man an hp i7-6somethingU
I just want a laptop with a decent cpu, 16gb of ram without a dgpu 
fr I might just get a framework atp
what's your budget
yes
I'd rather not spend too much on it but if I don't find anything good I'm just gonna get a framework or smth
ngl I forgot zenbook duo is a thing
funky looking ass thing
idk anything about laptops
if it can run youtube = decent awesome Laptop
i used to play genshin on a low end laptop 😭
shi was running on 30 fps and 12 when i go to the snowy mountains
horror
i miss my laptop

:3
MacBook..
hi all
hi
haii
The first Vencordian to gift me Nitro will get $0.75. Awesome deal
I'll get an used m1 and put asahi on it 
Just get a Thinkpad dawg
I need to get me one ngl
is piracy legal if you make it open source and an Educative purposes only disclaimer?
Same
my big brother wants to sell me his m1 pro for $600
and i don't even have the money
real

Piracy is legal in my country
:3
reallll
what brasilian git website to host piracy
We don't even need VPNs here
I don't really need to use one because I already saved the one thing anyway
but do you have any listings where you can only wonder how the heck they damaged it that bad
average laptop
I thought there was a giving nail through the keyboard but it was just the image navigation thingy
ro
Not enough for a T480 unfortunately
I damn near got pissed
😭
Don't you dare
:3
b
😞

guh
ngl the opposite of an ignore woulf be nice
block reactions but not block the user

I'll probably end up getting a framework 13 unless I find a banger listing before then
block me
no
Framework peak
Frameworks aren't sold here tho
Fuck my Latina third worlder life

block me?
@jaunty trellis the market you are using is like :
$850
IDK when vennie came in but she's adorable
real
among the gooberiest of goobers
she's been here since the dawn of time
a year ago
damn I left just before that
That or I just forgot
Joined like December or November 2023 and left or sumthin
Idgaf
still silly
true
added to the channel list
WOOOOO
GOOOBER
I have 2 vennie plushies 
YouTube shouldn't take up that much memory
it's still insane to me a discord community got a plushie
It was the only app open
i don't have any of them I got into the plushie giveaway but I don't have my hopes up

true nickname @main wyvern
I'm all in with Windows destruction
I'll probably get Joel to help me out. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyEa-46M5Ue-BwnAKgKh2sfzc5VgQyYXl
all bark no bite..
hi....
I fucking love Joel and Vinny
fuck you discor
I love when Discord double sends <333
I love when Discord double sends <333
convenience
Case in point though
Lmao
it was like a year ago i think
NOOOO
talk about fatass bunnies
ILL KILL YOU NAILS
here you can reply now
https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-gif-18782913
is this you
oh lord
they are syncrd on my screen
DJ Khaled ain't ready for this bunny action

is the new meta sending bunnuu on vencord and instantly deleting
my meta!
Gosh I love Gruvbox
@hasty pulsar grrrr
vmute 1d
Done!
Muted thandongthegioi2012 (@hasty pulsar) for 1 day
lmao
-# #rules
### Rule 14
> Deliberately bypassing automod will result in an unappeallable 1 day mute on sight.
cool this server doesn't like brainrot
I'm glad
but yeah i wouldve muted regardless of rule 14
i did it almost
vmute 100 thousand trillion
They seem like a new member that doesn't know it's automodded tbf
In fact
lmao
shoulda read the rules
it's not in the rules...
is it not 😭
aaa
velectrocute 1.21 jigawatts
hiii
-# #rules
### Rule 13
> Respect the Moderators (<@&1273266391449079858>). They are here to keep everything civil - help them out by opening a #📩-modmail when moderator attention is needed. Do not attempt to handle situations yourself ("mini-modding") or pick fights in chat with other members. Arguing about rules, or refusing to follow them when requested, will result in more serious chat restrictions.
thats the wildcard rule
😭 thats fucking hilarious
is posting emo bart Simpson against the rules
wdym wildcard rule
idgi
wildcard in the pattern matching or what
i'm confused
@open pasture
hmmm
copper sword
we can use rule 13 to moderate someone even if its not explicitly written in the rules
fair
(+ this happened once so a mute was quite generous)
win
SLURS AND SWASTIKAS 😭
I'm not going to follow the rules
I'm a bad boy >:(
yeah the s word is a slur obv
https://i.imgur.com/p7pevnb.png is a crazy ban reason 😭
zipbomb
everyone so mean
i'm not :3
@sudden sun goobie snoobert
:c
i am kind :3
I am very nice
vban 446603589994151937 uh oh
FUCKING DISCORD
vbam
STOP
VBAN ME YOU WON'T!!!!!!!!!!!
v🍌 @obsidian shoal
vexecute
RAAAAAAAAHHHHH
do you know what is coming to fortnite soon 
combusts into flames
HASHAH
HAHA
LMAO
vexplode
also miku.
fortnite so desperate
Miku is coming to Fortnite
no
fortnite relies on anything but itself to stay relevant
It's not a desperate move to appeal to the biggest parcel of your community
it loaded this
children.
this is so true
wdym
Fortnite is been adding a lot of cool stuff
First-person maps, Ballistic mode
Fortnite is literally just Roblox


