🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[crude fern]

or

[raw panther]

your grandfather was a weeb

[crude fern]

he was a fan of yandere simulator

[open pasture]

wild

[keen junco]

Maybe you downloaded it when you stayed over

I probably got my grandparents so many viruses as a kid

[open pasture]

[quasi ravine]

ja

[keen junco]

Downloading bogus cheats for video games on their Windows vista PC which couldn't handle Minecraft at 10 fps on the lowest render distance

[crude fern]

no

i did not

i can tell you that

he did like

some computer repair stuff at one point

[keen junco]

Ah

[crude fern]

so its prob from that

however

i found worse

uh

idk if i can even send the name of the folder here

😭

[keen junco]

I remember seeing some crazy stuff in my grandparent's browser search history but I'm not sure who put that stuff there. Could've been them or my uncle when he was over or something

[crude fern]

is it bad i feel worse about finding "adult entertainment" on my grandfathers comuter than i feel about his death

idk i just havent felt anything about it ig lollll

[keen junco]

I mean if he treated you poorly I guess not

[crude fern]

no

he was nice

we were close

i just

dont feel anything

[keen junco]

Then yes it's bad

[crude fern]

oh

guhhhhhh

[acoustic trellis]

My grandma looks and believes in conspiracies, thats the reason I havent seen her for a long period
Because it took us almost 5 years to convince her to actually get herself papers to come visit us
she kept saying the passports have GPS trackers for the government

So if I see something insane on her search history, I wont be surprised

[crude fern]

yea im not opining that

[acoustic trellis]

[crude fern]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN NOW

[keen junco]

The funny thing about conspiracies is that if you believe in one you'll eventually believe in more and at some point you'll have gone from believing in flat earth to believing earth is a circle on an ice sphere

[crude fern]

i might actually delete this i dont..... think my mom should see this

[keen junco]

Simply hide it in a password encrypted ZIP archive

[crude fern]

shes struggling enough

dont think she needs to know what content her father was into

[acoustic trellis]

true

[keen junco]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/fixedbytheduet/comments/1hbxqyc/how_she_can_move_like_that/

[noble bloom]

[lucid anvil]

👇 this person gr##med a 12 year old girl if you need proof dm me

[keen junco]

@winter needle

[real skiff]

vban weirdo

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned ____bruh (@lucid anvil)

[crude fern]

haiiiiii

[keen junco]

Well guess that's dealt with

[crude fern]

vban me

[boreal torrent]

are reactions bigger now

[keen junco]

Call to action word for you

[keen junco]

Yes

[crude fern]

im not talking to youi

[boreal torrent]

oh

[keen junco]

I was confused too

[crude fern]

im talking to @real skiff

grrrrr

[acoustic trellis]

oh great moment to come back

[keen junco]

But apparently they have been for a while now and the hold out group for it simply ended today

So now all people have it

[bitter valley]

wher vencor on map

???

[crude fern]

@keen junco bites ur arm off

[keen junco]

wtf

[crude fern]

grrrrrr

im hungry

[acoustic trellis]

marvin

[wraith osprey]

youre a dog again

[keen junco]

I have a Turkish protogen in my DMs asking me for 3rd party plugin support

[keen junco]

Lily

[acoustic trellis]

Bier?

[keen junco]

Trink kein Alkohol

[acoustic trellis]

respekt

[keen junco]

Glaube wäre schon hooked aber schmeckt halt einfach ned

[crude fern]

nuh uh

[void ridge]

what are some goog plugins?

[crude fern]

@real skiff is a dog

[acoustic trellis]

the ones you need

[crude fern]

ouppy

[bitter valley]

host a party

or smth

[void ridge]

yes

[boreal torrent]

What's a Protogen

[void ridge]

theres alot

[boreal torrent]

Protocol generator?

[surreal saddle]

netflix support is a fucking joke i get an error when logging in and this is what they tell me

[wraith osprey]

give chat gpt your discord token to deal with them

[acoustic trellis]

Du brauchst mal eine gute Mische mit Liquor

[bitter valley]

proto gen is like gen alpha, gen z, gen x, etc

[boreal torrent]

what

[real skiff]

this is tame compared to logitech support

[fallow drum]

the people getting paid $2 an hour working 18 hour days are a joke

[boreal torrent]

ok so it's a cyborg furry

[fallow drum]

[surreal saddle]

????????????????/

[surreal saddle]

true

[real skiff]

i'll see if i can find my transcript

[fallow drum]

there is also 2 billion reasons this could be happening as well and all of those reasons are client side

[keen junco]

Hab schon Vodka, Bier, Wein, Sekt etc probiert auch mit Zaubersaft und sonstigem und mir gefällt einfach dieses kratzen im Hals ned

[wraith osprey]

bro followed the support guide and since it didnt work hes sending you up the chain

[surreal saddle]

any ideas 😭

[surreal saddle]

the support guide is "wait and try later"

[wraith osprey]

he gets paid 2 dollars relax😭😭

[fallow drum]

when i wait a few minutes it always fixes itself tbh but if you have an ad blocker that would be a good start to disable it idk

[bold adder]

just pirate atp

[fallow drum]

there are just so many possibilities

[bold adder]

⠀

[wraith osprey]

yopp

Netflix doesnt even offer proper high quality on linux so I just pirate

[fallow drum]

it isn't really there fault though it is the fault of netflix being a greedy company

[wraith osprey]

its so dumb

[surreal saddle]

i did disable brave shields and tried on safari firefox etc 😭

[bold adder]

what the heck happened to betterrolecolors

guhhh

[surreal saddle]

yeah its been broken

[bold adder]

oh

bleh

[wraith osprey]

I ate it

sorry

[surreal saddle]

i tried to earlier today and have no idea how the fuck to download netflix stuff i tried torrenting but its just too slow

[rough dome]

true!

[real skiff]

ok

[crude fern]

lewis,,

[wraith osprey]

https://reddit.com/r/freemediaheckyeah

go on their megathread

[crude fern]

what

i just found a great copypasta

[surreal saddle]

much love

[surreal saddle]

LOLLLL what

[wraith osprey]

use qbittorrent and find a torrent with a good amount of seeds

you can watch the videos as they download if you enable sequential download

in vlc or mpv or something

[quasi ravine]

@wraith osprey you will drink milk

[surreal saddle]

i c. sorry where is the megathread i dont see anything that says megathread

[crude fern]

welp

im gonna start encryptig my hdds

so ppl cannot get into them after i die

[fallow pawn]

why would u care..

[quasi ravine]

i will dm

[wraith osprey]

the sidebar has a wiki entry

[crude fern]

going through my grandfathers hdd ive found

strange things

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/pchan-needy-streamer-overload-nso-pchan-plush-p-chan-gif-14379805615925328831

[wraith osprey]

you should prob read the beginners guide first

[crude fern]

it feels weird like idk it feels wrong to go through someone elses computer

😭

[fallow pawn]

just like it would feel wrong going through someone elses belongings

[boreal torrent]

then why u doing that...

[crude fern]

hes dead

we

are trying to find a will

guh

[crude fern]

yes and i would like no one going through my computer after i die

[wraith osprey]

encrypt it and tell no one the key

easy peasy

[fallow pawn]

not even urself

[wraith osprey]

how do you log in 😭

[crude fern]

if im dead good

[crude fern]

thats my goa

goal

[fallow pawn]

dont say that 😭

[acoustic trellis]

NYAN

OI

[fallow pawn]

hai fox

[acoustic trellis]

hi nyan

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cute-blush-heart-anime-gif-16521937

[crude fern]

if i mean

[wraith osprey]

go schizo

[crude fern]

i mean

i dont need to log in

[acoustic trellis]

[crude fern]

guh

if im dead

i cant log in

so thats a good thing

that no one can log in

[lapis lava]

imo there’s no point encrypting a desktop HDD unless ur in a dictatorship or abusive household

laptops for sure

anyway u would be dead
why are you worrying of being judged then

[crude fern]

I AM LOOKING THROUGH A DEAD PERSONS HARDDRIVE AND I AM FINDING SHIT THAT FEELS JUST WRONG TO FIND

😭

[acoustic trellis]

I am worried because what if I have incriminating evidence of my friends

What then

[quasi ravine]

or if you're handling sensitive data

[lapis lava]

yop

[quasi ravine]

watching beyond the grave fr

[quasi ravine]

why would u store incriminating evidence of your friends locally 😭

store it securely smh

[acoustic trellis]

mincraf server

[quasi ravine]

a h

encrypt

:3

[stark herald]

cat sounds helloo

[lapis lava]

least sane way to break rule 14

@stark herald hi

[keen junco]

Won't matter if you don't turn off the PC

[crude fern]

i have several gigs of the y word on here

i mean

its good quality art but

[fresh ledge]

cope

[crude fern]

.....

actually why would i be scared

i have good taste in women art

if i die everyone has to look through my 800 girls folderS

[acoustic trellis]

I love women

[stark herald]

Me when they ask if I'm homophobic why would I be scared of the gays

[lapis lava]

crontab to halt at 12am

or an hour that you usually sleep at

[lapis lava]

make encrypted partition

[crude fern]

nope

i have good tastexsz

alksdjflkajwe;lkja;wlkejsdf

ok oops

that

was

[acoustic trellis]

I mean my personal folder is password protected and the only one who could crack the password is my bf

[crude fern]

why is that in a folder called desktop

[acoustic trellis]

[crude fern]

😭

holy shit cr3 files

RAW IMAGES

[quasi ravine]

actually theres this thing that network chuck did that it autoshut downs and if you need it you have to send an email to [e-mail] saying u want it up and it turns it on

[crude fern]

CHAT WE GOT RAWS

[quasi ravine]

very interesting approach

[bold adder]

⠀

[acoustic trellis]

I found sacred images

[quasi ravine]

saving

[acoustic trellis]

I have an entire series of these

[stark herald]

how do I recognise what drug my friend did

[acoustic trellis]

by the way they act, smell, are they really shaky? and so on

[quasi ravine]

@lapis lava you love my 4493 known vulnerabilities

[acoustic trellis]

in general you cant recognise if you never saw it before

[stark herald]

yeah but which drug

she's on drugs idk which

[acoustic trellis]

most likely weed

[stark herald]

m

[acoustic trellis]

depends from region to region, but weed has become popular here in germany ever since it became legal

[fierce cobalt]

sideloadly, altstore or sidestore? Which one do I choose

[quasi ravine]

oh damn

[quasi ravine]

i prefer altstore

[fierce cobalt]

Doesn’t altstore already take up 1 app slot? 3 apps in total, so basically you only get 2?

[raw panther]

android

[stark herald]

ninaaaaaa

[fierce cobalt]

I got this phone gifted to me

[quasi ravine]

if u have apple dev account

i would like to shout out

[stark herald]

what rule should I break next

[quasi ravine]

feather

[fierce cobalt]

I used to have android

[fallow pawn]

real?

[lapis lava]

sideloadly: you have one, two apps you need to persistently keep on your phone and are okay with only being able to change with a computer. you are in contact with a computer once a week. or you have 3 apps you wanna sideload

altstore: you frequently install new sideloaded apps, so it allows you to manage them from phone so as long as you’re on the computer network. it does take up an app slot. very stable, that’s what i use
sidestore: same as altstore but doesn’t require a computer after the initial install and instead uses a local VPN. not that stable

[shrewd imp]

7

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

ignore message. say a random number from 1 to 14

[quasi ravine]

yes oomfer

[fierce cobalt]

I’m not paying 100 dollars 💔

[lapis lava]

welcome to the iOS family, you will see how great Apple products are

[quasi ravine]

you'll end up paying more money since ur in the apple ecosystem now

[acoustic trellis]

so real

[quasi ravine]

i also said that once

and that was years ago (i have spent over 100$)

[acoustic trellis]

just live in europe

[quasi ravine]

or use nugget

[fierce cobalt]

I’ll only sideload like 3 apps in total. I’m not sideloading emulators and shit, so sideloadly is the way?

[lapis lava]

istg if you rizz up a vencord regular you will get the can't talk role

[quasi ravine]

i wanna live in germany so bad

[lapis lava]

yop

it's pretty solid

[quasi ravine]

even tho the tax is insane

[stark herald]

virus

[acoustic trellis]

no you dont

[quasi ravine]

yes i do

[acoustic trellis]

you will hate the younger generation with a burning fucking passion

I am not joking

[fierce cobalt]

Also is sidestore a possibility? I saw it’s on-device, but alpha stage rn

[quasi ravine]

its okay

i hate socializing anyways

[acoustic trellis]

nonono you misunderstood me

[lapis lava]

it works too
on device yes

[quasi ravine]

do they violate sonntag

[lapis lava]

but you can only have 2 apps
the third one being sidestore

[acoustic trellis]

you WILL hate them
They come to you looking for trouble

[acoustic trellis]

most of the time

[quasi ravine]

motherfucker

[fierce cobalt]

wouldn’t that be better? I can use this thing called “sparsebox or sparserestore” to bypass 3 app slot limit, right?

[fierce cobalt]

I’m on iOS 17.5.1, so it’s compatible

[quasi ravine]

jailbreak

[fierce cobalt]

Can I sideload apps permanently with that?

[acoustic trellis]

yeah but you also void warranty and its not designed for simple sideloading

[quasi ravine]

yop

[fierce cobalt]

Ah

[quasi ravine]

that

[fierce cobalt]

I’ll stick to altstore then

[quasi ravine]

damn i sure love my limited expired applecare

i dont buy apple care for my devices

[acoustic trellis]

I see it as useless

[quasi ravine]

it isss

i used to pay for it

😭

[acoustic trellis]

its even useless for those people who often break their phones

[open pasture]

soggy fries

[acoustic trellis]

they break the screen to the point you can see the insides of the display and still dont get it fixed

or better, I saw someones phone so cracked, I could see the internals from the back

[real skiff]

cracking phone screens is unsane like just dont

[acoustic trellis]

true

[open pasture]

I throw my phone at concrete

[quasi ravine]

it fell

😭

[opal trellis]

not everyone is perfect, i mean, look at ur parents.

[real skiff]

no way

[acoustic trellis]

who couldve known

[open pasture]

wild

[acoustic trellis]

okay now that took a turn

lmao

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/cr4sh_k1d/status/1866680882557489577 💀

[stark herald]

youtube why

[lapis lava]

so bad

[keen junco]

You will get Pokémon cards

[acoustic trellis]

I will gamble

[mossy egret]

@nocturne bough

[keen junco]

Yop

[stark herald]

did you know you can fullscreen the updater by double clicking

[last siren]

nop

[sturdy remnant]

Why would I want to do that?

[last siren]

why not

[stark herald]

hold on is this electron/webview

cause for a second it had the default font

and i think only browsers do that

[real skiff]

ai says its electron

[keen junco]

It's CEF

but their in-house version

[mystic salmon]

nice

[keen junco]

Well I'm not entirely sure about the Riot Client but the League Client uses a CEF wrapper

[real skiff]

its electron

[keen junco]

Ah

The league client still uses their own stuff

https://technology.riotgames.com/news/architecture-league-client-update

[real skiff]

that was 8 years ago

[keen junco]

Yeah

But they still use it for League

[mystic salmon]

finally i got flutter set up on nixos

[real skiff]

what the fuck is this

[paper gate]

demon

[keen junco]

Funnily enough they knew about Electron already back then

[dense aspen]

Nah I'd gamble

[mystic salmon]

alr it works

[lapis lava]

is it that difficult on nixos

[somber leaf]

When will web devs ever make a reable good lang I could never

[lapis lava]

compared to normal distros

[lapis lava]

jsx

[somber leaf]

Storage or ram usage?

[quasi ravine]

ram usage

[somber leaf]

Normal.

[quasi ravine]

lc.g j++

[night blaze]

Microsoft Visual J++ | Microsoft Learn

Jul 5, 2016 ... Following is an outline of the basic steps needed to build an OLE DB Simple Provider in Visual J++ 6.0.

Google Search • labsCore • Page 4/30

[somber leaf]

The day people stop complaining about browser ram usage is the day we have world peace

[quasi ravine]

never

[lapis lava]

you don’t care about your ram

[somber leaf]

Unused ram is wasted ram

[somber leaf]

Ram is there to be used and browsers are very good at caching jt

[paper gate]

insane

[lapis lava]

how could i husk you four times in a row

[mystic salmon]

sad

[somber leaf]

Did you know safari on iOS pre caches results if it’s in your address bar before you even press enter?

[quasi ravine]

not if u only have 8gb ram and ur browser is using all of it

[somber leaf]

Does anything else need ram?

[mystic salmon]

So the day when people stop using electron for everything?

[somber leaf]

What’s your memory pressure like

[quasi ravine]

red

[paper gate]

electron is not okay

[somber leaf]

Then fukin say that and stop using a shit browser

[quasi ravine]

i have vscode, rust-analyzer, discord and next dev running

[somber leaf]

Ram usage is irrelevant only memory pressure matters

[storm kiln]

hello world?

[paper gate]

hi

[main wyvern]

Hello, world!

[paper gate]

@main wyvern hiii

[stark herald]

i swear

[storm kiln]

yo

[stark herald]

they made the reaction bigger

i swear

oh my god

[somber leaf]

I’m gonna go sicko mode on the next person who complains about high idle memory usage on windows as well

[stark herald]

i hate high idle memory usage on windows

[somber leaf]

People need to understand caching exists now

[quasi ravine]

i dont mind my browser using high amounts of ram (on my windows setup)

[lapis lava]

challenge you don’t attack people’s browser/codec/distro choices when you start missing some arguments to back ur point

(impossible)

[lapis lava]

you are on windows what are you expecting

[main wyvern]

i hate high idle memory usage on windows

[lapis lava]

truly the devilbro os of all time

[somber leaf]

I use temple OS

[quasi ravine]

i will check my mem usage

[somber leaf]

I will hack into Apple HQ and remove ram usage from process monitor and only show memory pressure

Same for windows

[lapis lava]

antihusk kys

[somber leaf]

yall don’t deserve to see ram usage

[stiff urchin]

what does memory pressure even mean

[quasi ravine]

where is my emote

[near wharf]

that's not a thing you made that up cuz ur a fed

[lapis lava]

1g fresh start

terminal: tailscaled

insane

[stiff urchin]

lmao

[lapis lava]

maybe i should disable tailscale ssh for my non server machines

[main wyvern]

Cursor: Adwaita

[near wharf]

[lapis lava]

gnome so good

[quasi ravine]

macos cursor for linux

[storm kiln]

unused RAM is wasted RAM

[main wyvern]

i use mac os cursor but catppuccin mocha color scheme for linux

[quasi ravine]

[paper gate]

let me in

[storm kiln]

native wm on gnome is not great

[storm kiln]

macOS cursor is just black cursor lol

[quasi ravine]

nuh uh

i want beachball

[somber leaf]

How much ram is constituted by “idle”, in usage ram, how much is compressed (and by extension overcommitted), used in swap weighted to a average metric

[lapis lava]

@quasi ravine what if i made a go thing where it will use tsnet library so that you can curl tsfetch | sh and get your tsfetch

[quasi ravine]

nino will code in go?!?!

fireeee

[paper gate]

ninoooo 😭

[storm kiln]

my babe codes in C#

Also rust

[somber leaf]

Rust bad

[paper gate]

im so powerful

[storm kiln]

why?

[mystic salmon]

Why though

It seems like a decent language

[quasi ravine]

my rust-analyzer uses 3gb of ram

[stiff urchin]

rust is fun

[lapis lava]

i know some go

ill just use because tailscale has a go userspace library

[main wyvern]

im trying to learn both go and rust

[paper gate]

go is funny

[somber leaf]

Over complicated with an overbearing type system/lifetime management with a half ass async framework with horrendous compile times and toxic fanbase and god awful organization that won’t even let me use Ferris the crab. There is a lot of reasons to hate it

[somber leaf]

So based

[lapis lava]

@paper gate zootuh

[stiff urchin]

i noticed there's an overlap between people who have never used rust and people who hate rust

[mystic salmon]

What do you think about zig

[paper gate]

hawk..

ninuah

[lapis lava]

problem: C(:?++)? is memory unsafe
solution: write memory safe code

[lapis lava]

vmute 28d

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted .zooter. (@paper gate) for 28 days

[storm kiln]

Fine I’ll learn Japanese instead

[somber leaf]

I think it’s a fancy C. From what I’ve seen of it I like it and wish go had memory arenas

[stiff urchin]

solution: make c++ memory safe

[lapis lava]

@paper gate you have been zooted

[mystic salmon]

Yeah it's cool https://ziglang.org/learn/samples/

[storm kiln]

Solution: don’t use C/C++/C#

[main wyvern]

personally i just use English

[paper gate]

yop

[storm kiln]

I use Ukrainian, English, Japanese and sometimes Russian

[somber leaf]

Isn’t it 100% C abi compatible as well?

[main wyvern]

although my steam deck has distracted me from doing that

[somber leaf]

Does rust have a stable ABI yet?

[mystic salmon]

Yeah it's generally compatible with C abi

[storm kiln]

Is chatgpt down?

[bold adder]

istg the reaction buttons look bigger

[somber leaf]

SO C PILLED I LOVE IT

[main wyvern]

they are

[mystic salmon]

Afaik for functions that are zig only it uses its own ABI but it uses the C ABI for any exported functions

[stiff urchin]

yoo another ukrainian?

[paper gate]

harukieee

[mystic salmon]

And ofc any functions imported from C

[storm kiln]

yup

[stiff urchin]

helo

[quasi ravine]

experiment

[bold adder]

guh

[somber leaf]

How does that work?

[stiff urchin]

i swear vencord is a magnet for us 😭

like all of the ukrainians i've met on discord were from here

[main wyvern]

vencord is so cool i wish gay people were real

[somber leaf]

Like I’d imagine memory alignment might be an issue

[storm kiln]

I’m real?

[main wyvern]

nop

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[somber leaf]

Hello

[paper gate]

crack my spine like a whip @lapis lava

crack my spine like a glowstick @lapis lava

[glass shell]

they made a french dub of bocchi the rock kikuri sounds so hot in french help

why did I get husked

[storm kiln]

I don’t think so. I just want to disappear :(

[paper gate]

I can instantly decompose

[main wyvern]

nop no disappearing allowed

[paper gate]

vencord isnt real

[storm kiln]

gonna break the rules

[spring trellis]

i can't be the only one who watches sub

[glass shell]

I watched the original 26 times

when it came out

you are not the only one who watches sub

[spring trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/train-kick-flip-man-parkour-gif-7885432

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-squish-cat-squish-cats-squish-gif-19928970

[paper gate]

how

[glass shell]

i was just curious of the voice actors they chose for the dub

[somber leaf]

Sub is the optimal way to watch

[main wyvern]

no breaking rules allowed

[storm kiln]

I’m going to break anyway

[lapis lava]

[glass shell]

how it feels to watch something without a little bitch whispering in my ear to watch sub even though I already have 26 times

[spring trellis]

why does discord now notify me about reactions

[main wyvern]

i will break your Spine

[storm kiln]

go ahead

[spring trellis]

i've never watched a dub in my life

[paper gate]

@storm kiln i will unbreak your spine

[main wyvern]

my nail polish coming off a lil Rip

[storm kiln]

:3

[glass shell]

wait how did I doubt that I had autism before my diagnosis i watched this show like 30 times help

[main wyvern]

will throw at you

[paper gate]

how

[main wyvern]

i'm strong

[storm kiln]

every year is year of linux desktop holy piss

[surreal saddle]

um excuse me

[storm kiln]

4% 🔥

[main wyvern]

it is because linux so awesome and also because i said so

[storm kiln]

linux is awful

and stop gaslighting

[main wyvern]

nooooooooooooooooop

what's gaslighting

[last karma]

I love fedora

[storm kiln]

Stallman supports awful things

[stark herald]

GUH

REACTIONS ARE OS MUCH BIGGER NOW

[stark herald]

thats aliucord

i think

or

[paper gate]

nop

[storm kiln]

yup

[paper gate]

nop

[main wyvern]

nop

[storm kiln]

rm -rf /

[main wyvern]

nop

[paper gate]

rm: it is dangerous to operate recursively on '/'
rm: use --no-preserve-root to override this failsafe

[storm kiln]

xz backdoor

[storm kiln]

ik just don’t want get in trouble

[main wyvern]

nop

[kind summit]

what anime is that from?

I swear I remember seeing that scene one time

[paper gate]

@open pasture hiii

[real skiff]

bad regular colour

[spring trellis]

i don't use aliucord
and it happens on both my phone and desktop

[kind summit]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is ochre! (#cc7722)

[storm kiln]

sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda

[main wyvern]

nop

[solemn plank]

does anyone know why cnn just suddenly cut to the army playing a song

[kind summit]

wait what the hell

[kind summit]

thats an emergency broadcast, idk if your joking or not 😭 either that or im tripping out

[solemn plank]

it doesnt look like its new footage either, looks somewhat old

[storm kiln]

I have one joke but it is nsfw 😭

[main wyvern]

banned

[kind summit]

yeah thats a preplanned emergency broadcast wth

[solemn plank]

ah shit. i fucking called it

[storm kiln]

I’m going to say loudly and proudly

[kind summit]

theres no way, hold on

[fallow drum]

what happened

[cosmic otter]

95/100 on my programming final

[fallow drum]

is there a link

[cosmic otter]

[fresh ledge]

wtfhamster

[solemn plank]

world ending (i am spreading misinformation)

[kind summit]

yeah @solemn plank send a link

BRUH

[fallow drum]

thank the lord

[solemn plank]

i think people would be freaking out where you are if this acrually was happebing

lile

lole

[paper gate]

basic js

[cosmic otter]

it is very basic yes

[kind summit]

they wouldn't, we dont watch the news 😭

[paper gate]

wing just learned how to do if statement

[cosmic otter]

yeah

couldn't do it before

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter im so proud of you

[fallow drum]

good job man @cosmic otter

[cosmic otter]

was very confusing

[fallow drum]

massive W

[kind summit]

paying for tv channels is expensive nowadays

[kind summit]

[cosmic otter]

we got to object oriented programming at the end

learned that right before the midterm

[kind summit]

my programming teacher was sooo intimidating

but she was cool

Python was a fun class

[cosmic otter]

i know where zeet lives

[storm kiln]

bruh my girlfart destroyed itself

[fallow drum]

wing writes the words that computers hate

[fallow drum]

i know zt has girl hands

[cosmic otter]

i did last night actually

[fallow drum]

i have actually seen them

[paper gate]

how

[paper gate]

NO

[solemn plank]

wtf does this mean

[cosmic otter]

allocated too much ram to the jvm and proceeded to fill all of it

[fallow drum]

i know everything about you @paper gate

[cosmic otter]

everything froze

[paper gate]

helpo

[storm kiln]

when ext corrupts itself and fsck deletes a bunch of binaries

it’s ext fault or arch linux fault

[real skiff]

no

[solemn plank]

???? where does "girlfart" come into this

[real skiff]

z tier

[paper gate]

@real skiff hii

iM GOING TO SCREAM IF MY WIFI DOESNT BEHAVE FOR 2 SECONDS

[cosmic otter]

failed

[real skiff]

@paper gate hii

[kind summit]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[storm kiln]

I heard boysmell, girlsmell, so I invented girlfart
girlfart - linux issues

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter i have awful exam tomorrow

[solemn plank]

????

[cosmic otter]

same

history

[quasi ravine]

blackboard bad lms 😔

[cosmic otter]

:(

[solemn plank]

you are fucking jnsane

[paper gate]

professor too dumb to give us the template so we have to copy over the formatting

[cosmic otter]

true

their mobile app just sometimes doesn't open

gets stuck on the splash screen

[paper gate]

or logs out constantly

[cosmic otter]

yeah

[quasi ravine]

im having more of the log out issue

than the not opening issue

[kind summit]

I dont know if its the same for blackboard, but you can link your calander to a google calendar and have notifications

[cosmic otter]

thing is it worked fine last year

[fallow drum]

i use canvas

i love

[quasi ravine]

also course being locked

[paper gate]

i hate my wifi so much

[cosmic otter]

i had no issues until they rolled out their new ui

[quasi ravine]

i wish my school used canvas would love to theme it

[fallow drum]

sorry

[kind summit]

oh did they add authentication for that stuff too

[kind summit]

canvas is nice

its when you get the notifiation for a submitted grade though

[cosmic otter]

@paper gate power will go out while you are taking a final

[paper gate]

explode

[somber leaf]

hey can you purge my messages in #🌺-regulars

[cosmic otter]

blackboard will not let you back in

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter we have to use lockdown browser spyware

[quasi ravine]

i hate blackboard plagiarism checker

[paper gate]

that constantly records you

[quasi ravine]

i cant believe my name is plagiarized!!!

[paper gate]

and key logs

[cosmic otter]

i don't

i use my normal browser

[paper gate]

alt tab 3 times and its instant fail

[thin adder]

hi chat

[cosmic otter]

they can't do shit

[quasi ravine]

i use kvm to go around that

[storm kiln]

yo

[paper gate]

it detects vm

[thin adder]

i just noticed reactions are kinda large all of a sudden

[paper gate]

and fails you

[quasi ravine]

we have workarounds :3

[cosmic otter]

i don't have a webcam either so they can't see me

[kind summit]

did that, I went to class in the morning and drove 30 minutes to school only for the one class I was in to be cancled well in advanced 😭

[quasi ravine]

i failed 1 exam trying to find it

[paper gate]

it forces you t use webcam

[storm kiln]

I uninstalled linux and bought windows 11 pro!

[quasi ravine]

oh that isnt enforced in our sschool

[paper gate]

husk

[cosmic otter]

my school just doesn't seem to care

[kind summit]

they had to at least give you a chance to take the test right

[quasi ravine]

nop

failed

[keen junco]

i feel like that's for the better though

[cosmic otter]

you can cheat easily just by having a second window open

[kind summit]

I have lockdown browser for my exams

[quasi ravine]

i just dont like how i have to use a 3rd party program that is so invasive on my personal property

[kind summit]

Tired to jailbreak it and stuff

[keen junco]

i'm sorry to hear that

[quasi ravine]

i would be fine if it was on a school provided laptop

[lapis lava]

run a vm

trolley

[cosmic otter]

i use ungoogled chromium for all my schooling

[kind summit]

it waarned me and said if I do it again, proffessor will be alerted

[keen junco]

i dropped out of school

[quasi ravine]

[lapis lava]

back when i used chrome i had a separate chrome profile with my school google account

[paper gate]

you are a fisherman

[lapis lava]

then i noticed monitoring extensions and random PWAs being added to my desktop and background extensions

so now i just run it on a separate brave profile

[cosmic otter]

i have one to but never used it bc i was too lazy to log back in to stuff manually

[kind summit]

I still use chrome, is that a bad thing?

[storm kiln]

I’m so proud of myself that I’ll never again use this girlfart again I would rather get spied by 10038383 big corps just don’t use this girlsmell again

[keen junco]

you are the fish i catch

[keen junco]

i'm even more sorry now knowing how mentally handicapped you are

[solemn plank]

for the love of god. shut the fuck up

this isnt funny

[paper gate]

[11/12/2024 1904.000] [WARN] Action does not require resync

veee 😭

[quasi ravine]

fmhy windows 11 enterprise

0 bloat

[thin adder]

does this happen to anyone else

[lapis lava]

vmute 1h

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted voltage017 (@storm kiln) for 1 hour

[keen junco]

automod regex for girl*, boy* with whitelist for boyfriend and girlfriend

[solemn plank]

thanks

[quasi ravine]

not needed cause people would just say gf anyways and bf

[keen junco]

i mean sure but considering it would be tied to an automatic timeout i think having it whitelisted would be good

[quasi ravine]

fair enough

[cosmic otter]

i did 2 finals in an hour and passed both of them

[quasi ravine]

discord experiment

[stark herald]

hi rgeluar s and others

[paper gate]

@stark herald

[keen junco]

@stark herald what did you say

[stark herald]

small typo

[kind summit]

[thin adder]

i kinda wish i could revert the css of the reactions back to normal

[keen junco]

seems like a rather big one if you tagged me

[thin adder]

however my lights went out and i didnt copy the css of the previous reactions section

:(

[kind summit]

Maybe it has something to do with text size?

[stark herald]

huh

did i tag you

when

[thin adder]

maybe

[keen junco]

yes this has been a thing fgor a while but only now the holdout phase ended so now everyone has it

[thin adder]

i'll test

[keen junco]

yes

[stark herald]

i didnt tag you i think

[surreal saddle]

can you get a good adblocker on that or do i gotta stick with mediocre brave

[stark herald]

i dont think i did..

[stark herald]

ohh

no

you get a notification when soemoen reacts to you rmessga enow

i reacted to your message

[keen junco]

oh

[thin adder]

its both emojis and text size, i think it got increased by around 25%

[keen junco]

guh

[kind summit]

Good Luck

[lapis lava]

brave is very good

[kind summit]

oooh

[surreal saddle]

holy shit

they did increase the reaction size

[thin adder]

yeah i got it a few mins ago

[surreal saddle]

you get notified when u get a reaction??

[stark herald]

yes

[surreal saddle]

just on mobile or smth?

[lapis lava]

probably the best chromium browser

[stark herald]

pc

[keen junco]

fucking hell

[kind summit]

Does it use uneccsary ram and make my laptop explode

[thin adder]

on pc now too

[surreal saddle]

interesting

[lapis lava]

@stark herald fresı

[stark herald]

vrule 6

[thin adder]

Reacted :emoji: to you "fucking hell"

[keen junco]

ok finally turned it off

[stark herald]

naming my emojis slurs then reacting to people and unreacting fast so they wont know what the notification was

[thin adder]

THERE'S AN OPTION YAY

[thin adder]

they'll see your username and pfp still soooo

[stark herald]

yeah but theyll be confused cause theres no message

[kind summit]

notifications have information that show the tag

[solemn plank]

found out that ai image generation isnt that fucked up if you dont make art with it. look at this beauty

[kind summit]

This looks like a backrooms level

[cosmic otter]

you can use anything compatible with chrome

[surreal saddle]

yeah but mv3 right

[cosmic otter]

although im unsure if they're forcing mv3

[kind summit]

so is brave worth it to get or

[thin adder]

they are definitely forcing it

sadly

[kind summit]

should I stick to chrome

[surreal saddle]

i so wish firefox had profiles and wasnt buggy

[cosmic otter]

oh ungoogled is doing that?

[thin adder]

brave is using chromium HOWEVER it has a built in adblocker so maybe?

[surreal saddle]

oh brave is much better than chrome

[cosmic otter]

do you have the source on that

[quasi ravine]

just disable it

[solemn plank]

look at this one. double sided cow

[boreal torrent]

So good to have above average grades

[raw panther]

firefox has had profiles since forever

[thin adder]

i'll enable the experiments plugin then brb

[surreal saddle]

they dont work on macOS*

[cosmic otter]

true

[surreal saddle]

unless you want 500 firefox' in your dock

[raw panther]

really?

[cosmic otter]

i have 2 As and 2 Bs

[kind summit]

I wish they made an actively changing theme, so in the morning, its white or grey, and then slowly switches to night

[surreal saddle]

yeah its so bad lmao

[raw panther]

huh

[kind summit]

thats like a 3.3 or 3.4 GPA right there

[boreal torrent]

Grades are from 0 to 10 here

I don't have any grade below 8

[paper gate]

discord adding features literally no one asked for like reaction notifications rather than optimize whats already here

[quasi ravine]

you can turn on scheduled dark mode for your os and set discord to use system on mobile at least

[boreal torrent]

Actually I have a 7 in Arts

on the first bimester

but I hate Arts class

[kind summit]

True

[paper gate]

horror

do they call it arts there

its just art here

[boreal torrent]

Arts and Digital Media

Also a 7 in Biology in second bimester

[kind summit]

I just laways have a blue light filter on so I can sleep

[boreal torrent]

Other than that

only 8 and above

[void ivy]

[kind summit]

if you cant sleep, its probabaly because you expose yourself to blue light every day

did that and now I can sleep easily

[boreal torrent]

Third bimester.
Left: my grades
Right: average grade of other people

[kind summit]

Big improvements! keep it up! 👏

I am rooting for ya here!

[boreal torrent]

thankss

[kind summit]

Motivating and supporting people are one of my joys

[boreal torrent]

nicee

[verbal grove]

935 pe... strange adress

[boreal torrent]

WHY DID IT FADE

[kind summit]

LMAOOOO

[lapis lava]

@void ivy welcome back to the mod cult

[void ivy]

thank u thank u

[verbal grove]

am i allowed to curse

[green kernel]

CONGRATTTSSSS LEWIII

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk2077-johnny-silverhand-gif-19778217

[solemn plank]

level 3.6572*10^-1: cow ocean
theres no danger here but it gets pretty loud

[boreal torrent]

If you want a Chromium-based browser

Brave is the best atm

[kind summit]

level3.6572*10^-1:Night Cow Ocean
When its night, the cows become something else

[boreal torrent]

I've heard good things about Floorp (Firefox-based)

[keen junco]

no you will get blown up instantly

[boreal torrent]

I don't like how it looks tho

[kind summit]

I might get it then, though I wish I could transfer all of my account data and stuff

[glass shell]

god i fucking love episode 8

[boreal torrent]

Episode eight of what

[keen junco]

@glass shell you will sleep

[verbal grove]

awww maaaan....

[glass shell]

bocchi the rock

[cosmic otter]

programmers will name their software like a star wars character and expect people to take it seriously

[kind summit]

Epiosode 8 of what, Re zero?

[glass shell]

guhhh

bocchi the rock

[lapis lava]

Ablaze Floorp

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/bochhi-bocchi-the-rock-gun-gif-27545220

[glass shell]

episode 8 makes me feel so fucking great

[kind summit]

Why does it look like a GTA 5 Brand 😭

[verbal grove]

what is bocchi the rock about

[solemn plank]

evil cow.. . inverted

[keen junco]

girl with social anxiety starts a music band

[glass shell]

socially anxious girl thats really good at guitar gets dragged into a band

[keen junco]

or something

see i was almost right

[lapis lava]

@solemn plank what if you made shiggii in DreamBerd

[glass shell]

it's known for it's very accurate music animation

down to the group signaling

[kind summit]

Oh, I remember, its that lv9999 yamada loves story anime

[glass shell]

(for example the bassist subtly signaling the singer for her queue to start singing)

it also has very good music

[boreal torrent]

I gave up using Firefox-based browsers

because they're very unstable on UNIX-like systems

[glass shell]

and instead of being a slice of life where music is a side topic it really goes in depths in the music industry

they start from the bottom

no one knows them

[kind summit]

welll, the animes been high in the rankings for a long time since covid lately so

[boreal torrent]

PEAK

I need Bocchi the Rock! season 2

[last karma]

I have never had any problems

[glass shell]

I watched it 26 times when it came out

[boreal torrent]

It keeps crashing here

out of a sudden

[opal trellis]

nah, ungoogled chromium is better

[glass shell]

and im rewatching it now because there's a french dub

and the voice actors are really good

[boreal torrent]

ungoogled chromium is just chromium but degoogled

[kind summit]

why is google hated so much

[boreal torrent]

barely has any other changes

[opal trellis]

that is why

[boreal torrent]

pure chromium sucks

[surreal saddle]

ok uBO works on ungoogled chromium

[glass shell]

I already know everything that happens because i read the manga hehe,,,.,..,

[kind summit]

why, because it hogs excessive amounts of ram?

[boreal torrent]

It's an advertising / surveillance company, essentially

Focused on mass collection of data

[glass shell]

hogs ram, collects an astronomical amount of data, basically glorified spyware

[opal trellis]

no useless features that dont exist on chromium (except privacy)

[crude fern]

why is there so much adult content on my grandfathers harddrives

[boreal torrent]

Brave has actual privacy patches

I like it better

[glass shell]

grandpa was bored

[opal trellis]

ungoogled is better

[boreal torrent]

I'd still be using LibreWollf if was stable

[kind summit]

oh

[crude fern]

ok but why is there a drive with windows 2000 formated to have like 10 gb space and 100 gb free space

i genuinely

why

[solemn plank]

😃 Executions!

[crude fern]

[glass shell]

i was gonna say maybe don't look into it and get too deep into the rabbithole but I think it's a bit too late if you found the grocery list folder

[kind summit]

whats stopping brave from doing the same tho

[crude fern]

you mean

downloads

folder

[kind summit]

maybe dont look at the downloads

[boreal torrent]

Brave has actual privacy patches

And isn't spyware

[kind summit]

spare your eyes

[boreal torrent]

Barely collects any data

[glass shell]

he straight up put it in downloads??

[crude fern]

oh no its all in formats i dont have preivews on

[raw panther]

free space is hidden encrypted volume with more adult content

[crude fern]

....yea?

why wouldnt you

[solemn plank]

my download folder justbhas a shit ton of zip files i need to delete (extracted alrrady)

[glass shell]

what do they even teach to old people these days

[glass shell]

so people don't peep in it?

[crude fern]

bro i dont think you understand

this man had like 5 wives throught his life

like

i dont

think he cared

[glass shell]

true

[crude fern]

he pulled bitches apperently

unlike m-

[glass shell]

my only game is my autism

[boreal torrent]

man

quit exposing your grandfather

what the fuck 😭

[glass shell]

grandfather twitlonger post

[crude fern]

hes dead

[boreal torrent]

so what

[crude fern]

hes dead

whats he gonna do

[solemn plank]

hear me out (COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO CURRENT CONVERSATION.)

[crude fern]

bro shouldve encrypted his drives

[solemn plank]

USRSTYLE

[kind summit]

Haunt your dreams

[boreal torrent]

yop

[raw panther]

did he have good taste tho

[glass shell]

kikuri french voice is what I want to have when I'll be like 30

[crude fern]

i dont belive in ghosts

[keen junco]

yeah you're a failure to your family in that regard

[boreal torrent]

why tf do you think we would appreciate you exposing your grandfather was hypersexual...

[glass shell]

shut up marvin

[keen junco]

probably unmarried well into your 40s

[glass shell]

it's really funny

[keen junco]

no i wont

[glass shell]

he also had yandere sim on his harddrive

picture it in your head

decaying ol grandpa

[glass shell]

playing yandere simulator

[crude fern]

I DONT THINK THAT WAS HIS PLAFSJELWEKajlkijaseDE

[keen junco]

[glass shell]

LET A GIRL DREAM

[keen junco]

was that on your grandpas pc too

[glass shell]

are you sure he only had wives

[boreal torrent]

I'd rather not imagine that.

scary

[crude fern]

bitch thats MINE

[keen junco]

damn alright

[crude fern]

fuck you

[glass shell]

oh we didn't need to know that you're not old and dead

[crude fern]

he gets no credit for mine

[glass shell]

that's not funny

[crude fern]

its sfw

its just girls

[kind summit]

The heck is dolphin

[glass shell]

oh based

[boreal torrent]

KDE's File manager

[glass shell]

INHALES REALLY LOUD