#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

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green kernel
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drink with somone that you trust can manage you and keep yo usafe

crude fern
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if you drink too much and black out yes

night blazeBOT
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In 2022, 13,524 people died in alcohol-impaired driving traffic deaths. These deaths were all preventable. Share: Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Mail. Safety Facts.

harsh minnow
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???

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don't drive under the influence?

crude fern
green kernel
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when your under the influence, you do dumb things 😭

slow urchin
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😭

glossy swallow
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yes

crude fern
glossy swallow
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i would definitely bring a duck home with me for no apparent reason

crude fern
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it was

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a weird feeling.

open pasture
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if you are black out drunk you do not have control over what you do

green kernel
inner oasis
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@shadow owl

open pasture
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alcohol kills braincells

glossy swallow
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and maybe try to marry a car

open pasture
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my 3 braincells

inner oasis
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@shadow owl

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come

slow urchin
crude fern
inner oasis
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i'm a bo

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y

slow urchin
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So?

open pasture
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better idea, don't drink

crude fern
inner oasis
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.

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@shadow owl hello clyde how are you

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how old are you clyde

slow urchin
crude fern
vapid yarrow
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@shadow owl explod

slow urchin
deep token
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fuck vaping

slow urchin
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Idk how people get addicted to like... Anything

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I can just

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Stop

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Like a normal person

sturdy snow
open pasture
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I gave up dip easily

slow urchin
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Maybe I have a lot of willpower or something but for me I can just stop

glossy swallow
green kernel
somber leaf
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I didn’t even feel it

slow urchin
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Watch

somber leaf
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Did so much I gave myself a headache

open pasture
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sugar is more addictive to me than nicotine tbh

crude fern
inner oasis
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who using vencord everyone

inner oasis
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i using vencord

crude fern
slow urchin
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I CRAVE SUGAR CONSTANTLY

soft wadi
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biiiiiiiiuyyyu

open pasture
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I did then I decided to go carnivore

inner oasis
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biiiiiiyuu

somber leaf
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I don’t and can’t legally here

crude fern
nocturne bough
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(becomes addicted)

crude fern
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im saying ypu thought i vaped at one point

green kernel
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NO VAPING

open pasture
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do not drive a manual car while drunk

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it is not fun

jaunty ore
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the problem is drunk crashers

open pasture
nocturne bough
slow urchin
# somber leaf I did. Idk how nicotine is addictive

Ikr, tbf i never breathed in when i vaped (I did "cheeking" which is just putting the smoke in your mouth for taste and then exhaling it) so I never got the full nicotine "hit" but still i never felt a thing

crude fern
# crude fern WHAT.

@slow urchin try taking stims for half ur life then going without them for like over a week

open pasture
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80% of car crashes are committed by sober drivers. we need more drunk drivers on the road.

green kernel
crude fern
crude fern
slow urchin
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Idk addictions just don't happen to me L everyone else i guess

somber leaf
open pasture
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I went cold turkey from anti depressants and addy in college

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wouldnt recommend it

crude fern
jaunty ore
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skywalker saga is free on epic games go pick it up

slow urchin
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Nah fr tho I've never tried any hard stuff so I wouldn't know what that's like, but all the little stuff I can just stop and feel nothing idk

crude fern
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holy fuck

glossy swallow
crude fern
slow urchin
crude fern
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HORRID

glossy swallow
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(you might already have an addiction)

nocturne bough
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love

jaunty ore
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yes

somber leaf
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I think adderall sends my mom into psychosis like weed

nocturne bough
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(they will probably give horrible games again and one good game)

open pasture
slow urchin
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Lol

jaunty ore
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i dont know what good game they could give away

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i have all the games i want right now

crude fern
open pasture
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not my cup of tea anymore

glossy swallow
prime python
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leak

slow urchin
glossy swallow
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well... okay... try not using the internet for a week

open pasture
slow urchin
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No problem

open pasture
glossy swallow
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me too

slow urchin
glossy swallow
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i was not born with an ipad

spark crescent
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based..based.Based..

nocturne bough
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epic somehow leaks games every year

slow urchin
crude fern
crude fern
spark crescent
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nevermjnd

nocturne bough
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I have 474 games on epic store rn

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increadible

slow urchin
slow urchin
jaunty ore
prime python
slow urchin
open pasture
slow urchin
crude fern
nocturne bough
prime python
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yeah its crazy

open pasture
misty robin
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catcozy

nocturne bough
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lmaoo

prime python
misty robin
open pasture
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unemployment? more like free money

prime python
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i didnt even do the captcha

slow urchin
prime python
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crazy protection

slow urchin
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Lol

misty robin
open pasture
slow urchin
open pasture
misty robin
open pasture
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evict the landlord for being a party pooper

nocturne bough
slow urchin
misty robin
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what the fuck happened

prime python
slow urchin
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We've been living with my stepmoms parents for over a year now

nocturne bough
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real

spark crescent
open pasture
grand crypt
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dziurwa so uncommon to see nowadays

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big time celebrity now

prime python
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wtf..

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i mainly just chat in like 2 servers

slow urchin
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Dziurwa so cute

grand crypt
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i remember when we used to be friends... 💔

prime python
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and 1 gc

prime python
grand crypt
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too rich and famous for me

prime python
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hope i helped

crude fern
grand crypt
prime python
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not even a message

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💔

grand crypt
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before i removed you

prime python
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not me

grand crypt
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because i didnt consider you "important"

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if i could go back

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maybe we couldve been rich and famous... together

jaunty trellis
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cargo build moment nyaboom

slow urchin
misty robin
slow urchin
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As if that's not literally my life in the balance

jaunty trellis
misty robin
slow urchin
misty robin
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on @fluid basin

slow urchin
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For those who didn't see my breakfast

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Coffee

open pasture
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jesus

slow urchin
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Smh

green kernel
open pasture
green kernel
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drink it in a cup bruh

slow urchin
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It's coffee

slow urchin
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???

green kernel
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do you have ceral in that shi or something, ngl ceral coffe would go hard

open pasture
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cereal messes with my gut

green kernel
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cinnimon coffe cereal 😋

slow urchin
open pasture
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damn

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no cereal and coffee

green kernel
slow urchin
open pasture
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wild

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this has been a wild turn of events

glossy swallow
green kernel
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What the fuck is the point of putting it in the bowl

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😭 ;sob

open pasture
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less dishes

green kernel
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Im fucking crying

slow urchin
green kernel
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REAL

open pasture
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cry harder nerd

slow urchin
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I drank it with a spoon

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Like a normal person

green kernel
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okay, how do you drink water

open pasture
slow urchin
green kernel
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how do you drink any liquid

slow urchin
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Durr

green kernel
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okay

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why dont you put the coffe in a cup

open pasture
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coffe isnt a soup

slow urchin
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Because it's coffee

slow urchin
open pasture
green kernel
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ITS IN A CUP

slow urchin
slow urchin
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Don't believe everything you see on the Internet

glossy swallow
slow urchin
open pasture
green kernel
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this is a pretty cup sized coffe right here

open pasture
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whys the cup see through

glossy swallow
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are you from france

slow urchin
slow urchin
green kernel
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okay

glossy swallow
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then you are legally required to drink coffee from a cup

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like the rest of the world

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🙄

open pasture
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what law

green kernel
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does it at least taste better drinking it from the cereal bowl, cause if thats the case I can live with that

open pasture
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I dont pay your taxes

slow urchin
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Weirdo

green kernel
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Are bowls cups???

open pasture
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yes

slow urchin
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What am i comparing

open pasture
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all bowls are cups but not all cups are bowls

glossy swallow
open pasture
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and all mugs are not cups but sometimes they can be

slow urchin
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You're stupid

open pasture
glossy swallow
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i have heard about this but i have not heard about other countries drinking hot beverages from bowls

slow urchin
green kernel
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ong your blended

open pasture
glossy swallow
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i would assume due to how blaphemous it is it is illegal in every other country

slow urchin
glossy swallow
slow urchin
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I like how you guys are trying your absolute best to come up with a logical explanation for this

green kernel
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wait are you french @open pasture

open pasture
green kernel
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are you french @slow urchin

slow urchin
slow urchin
green kernel
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im geeking out

slow urchin
green kernel
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i laughed way too hard for that joke

open pasture
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Franch

delicate wyvern
slow urchin
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Thanks for coming to my ted talk

delicate wyvern
slow urchin
glossy swallow
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drinking coffee from bowls has been known to happen

open pasture
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France isnt real

delicate wyvern
slow urchin
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Francetheory

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Francetheory followers are insane

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Weird cult

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Lc.g French cult

night blazeBOT
# slow urchin Lc.g French cult

French Cult Classics · Lait-Creme Concentre Multi-purpose Moisturiser 75ml · Huile Prodigieuse Dry Oil 100ml · Beauty Elixir Radiant Mist 100ml · A313 Vitamin A ...

slow urchin
rare trout
slow urchin
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HOLY FUCK

mossy egret
crude fern
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so good

delicate wyvern
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I just didn't know how to get it, modmail saved me cerealsnod

soft wadi
bold adder
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i bombed my chem quiz

fallow pawn
reef hinge
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Any has got any mod for audit log with no mod

rare trout
unborn hound
solemn plank
paper gate
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@unborn hound hii

unborn hound
unborn hound
grand crypt
rare trout
crude fern
# rare trout

or if they just didnt birth you in the first place

lapis lava
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not possible

fallow pawn
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MikuThumbsUp ask for audit log perms

rare trout
round elbow
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hi

paper gate
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hi

round elbow
crude fern
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he did nothing wrong

jaunty ore
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contrary to popular belief, a man who is very likely very mentally ill and shoots people on the street to let out their rage should not "go free"

delicate wyvern
rare trout
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This is so good

crude fern
jaunty ore
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and

crude fern
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he deserved it

jaunty ore
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should the police start shooting every shoplifter that gets caught in the head

rare trout
crude fern
crude fern
rare trout
jaunty ore
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i dont care what their ceo does

rare trout
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Deserved

jaunty ore
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i dont believe violence is an appropriate reaction

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especially not when you consider that it solves literally nothing

crude fern
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shoplifters arent murderous rich scum

rare trout
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Lmao

jaunty ore
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except give authoritarian politicians more reasons to try and police people

grand crypt
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fuck the ceo, but if you want to fix the system, vote

rare trout
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@crude fern HAHAHHA

crude fern
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jeff bezos aint shoplifting a Walmart

crude fern
jaunty ore
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it is quite frankly abhorrent how you're celebrating a murderer because you didnt like the guy he murdered

rare trout
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Business as usual

crude fern
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i think we might have united as a secondary so

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good

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fuck them

crude fern
grand crypt
crude fern
rare trout
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No?

grand crypt
rare trout
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Or, suicide

crude fern
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clearly

jaunty ore
rare trout
rare trout
jaunty ore
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would you deem it okay for me to make fun of other people who took their own life

grand crypt
rare trout
jaunty ore
rare trout
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The murder of a person directing the Holocaust?

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Idk chief

jaunty ore
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i would have absolutely preferred it if hitler had to go to trial for everything he did instead of taking the easy way out

grand crypt
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this guy wouldve gone mad when people were celebrating susan Wojcickis death

grand crypt
rare trout
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Susan wowhatever didn't do vile shit

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She monetized youtube

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Boo hoo

grand crypt
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ong

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the motherfuckers here who reacted tada to when i posted the news are actual sacks of shit

jaunty ore
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i also fail to see the connection between a ceo getting shot and someone who literally took the entire world to war

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is he the ceo of an abhorrent company? absolutely

grand crypt
jaunty ore
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hes doing his job

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like

crude fern
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medical shit is horrid

jaunty ore
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sorry to be the bearer of bad news but like

grand crypt
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so were all the nazis

jaunty ore
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if he doesnt do that he'll get thrown out and replaced by someone else

grand crypt
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well, the position is open again so it doesnt really matter anymore

crude fern
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they forced me into an ambulance that wasn't covered by insurance and had to pay a bunch of money

grand crypt
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the company he was ceo of already posted a linkedin opening

jaunty ore
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thats how companies work

rare trout
grand crypt
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of course it is

crude fern
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I COULDVE GONE IN MY PARENTS CAR BUT THE BITCHASS COPS SAID NOOOOO

rare trout
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I think he lives in the eu

grand crypt
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who

rare trout
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Inevitable guy

grand crypt
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he does

rare trout
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Figured

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Wouldn't understand the hatred towards insurance executives

crude fern
grand crypt
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eurotards dont understand the struggle of insurance (i am eurotard)

crude fern
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idk how tf im gonna figure iut coverage for probably out of network hospital

grand crypt
jaunty ore
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It literally does not achieve anything

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Zero

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Nada

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Nothing

grand crypt
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@stark herald you

stark herald
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Average offtopic 😹

crude fern
rare trout
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Disagree with vs being complicit in the deaths is something else

grand crypt
rare trout
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Oops it happened

burnt maple
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da herta

crude fern
rare trout
south scarab
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I like cats

rare trout
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My manager is a prick istg

jaunty ore
rare trout
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What the fuck do you mean I'm late when I walked in 9 sharp

rare trout
crude fern
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1 hr docked from paycheck

rare trout
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I am supposed to be at my station at 9

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Not "getting ready"

crude fern
rare trout
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Die

crude fern
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NOPE

bold adder
rare trout
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Blows you up with my mind powers

lusty jungle
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hi chat

main wyvern
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this fluffy is very cat and i like this fluffy i think

paper gate
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how

raw panther
crude fern
keen junco
raw panther
crude fern
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@real skiff my brain sounds like bayonex 24/7

south scarab
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News

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Bro

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We famous

paper gate
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yes

night cape
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wsg shiggers

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oh name change so bad

paper gate
rare trout
crude fern
keen junco
crude fern
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also that blåhaj is my property now

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give me

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NOW.

main wyvern
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nop

crude fern
keen junco
toxic mirage
night cape
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ryan reynolds

unique wyvern
toxic mirage
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wut

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oh cmon

crude fern
modern epoch
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hello vencord

toxic mirage
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'sad

sinful flame
static valley
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dredge is free!!!!

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hell naw he’s cooked 💀

main wyvern
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Tipped Arrow of HD

forest loom
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hi

crude fern
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@rare trout ur cooked

grand crypt
bold adder
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me when like 50 amber alerts went off in the library

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bro why DONT THESE PEOPLE TURN THEM OFF

undone umbra
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black van

grand crypt
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amber alerts acting like i leave the house enough to see the kids get abducted

rare trout
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Guys I've been kidnapped

grand crypt
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does that mean you will stop talking here?

undone umbra
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how much they asking for

burnt maple
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They don't offer you candy anymore

undone umbra
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ill double what they want so they can keep you instead

burnt maple
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it's just this

rare trout
static valley
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it’s 3 kids 😭😭😭😭

static valley
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can you??

grand crypt
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you can

static valley
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why would you turn them off though

grand crypt
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you are the kidnapper

static valley
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true

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how did you know

grand crypt
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no i mean that the kidnapper would turn them off

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did you kidnap a whole family???

bold adder
grand crypt
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vencord members trying to not post completely unrelated anime shitposts (impossible)

unborn halo
bold adder
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mare kizmas MMMMMMM

jaunty trellis
grand crypt
unborn halo
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Not for brain rot. You need to root it out at the source.

static valley
grand crypt
static valley
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aw man i scratched my screen

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clueless solution:

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oh actually

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how much does it cost

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well

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it could be worse

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okay what the fuck

rare trout
undone umbra
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might as well just buy a new phone

magic root
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me alert

static valley
soft wadi
real skiff
crude fern
grand crypt
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least obvious rug pull

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she knew what she was doing

burnt maple
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But it's also their fault for investing in a meme coin-

open pasture
real skiff
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why is she even famous

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can we unfamous her

grand crypt
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what she said is famous

open pasture
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the cat ears i kinda understand
but who cares about lofi girl enough to make it their whole personality on discord

real skiff
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its a decoration

rare trout
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If you invest in that you have room temperature iq

open pasture
grand crypt
rare trout
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Bruh

grand crypt
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not the fucking lofi girl shit

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dummy

rare trout
open pasture
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i don't hate lofi girl
i hate the lofi girl decorations

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dummy

rare trout
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@crude fern

grand crypt
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plus, you have been subbed to nitro since 2023, if you hate pointless cash grabs...

grand crypt
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blocked

open pasture
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womp womp

crude fern
rare trout
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Stella

crude fern
crude fern
rare trout
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Luna

crude fern
sinful flame
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are server icons less round in the desktop refresh now?

grand crypt
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yea

sinful flame
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something is different about the visual refresh
it's more refreshed right now

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spacing is all weird too

slow urchin
jaunty trellis
sinful flame
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why is the vencord one less round and the one below rounded normally

open pasture
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actual bait

slow urchin
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Change servers

sinful flame
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nope

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it's specifically that one

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oh wait

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maybe the icon itself is just round

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yeah that's probably the case

slow urchin
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Probably

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Just a png

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Lol

sinful flame
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yeah okay it's unrelated to discord

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i liked the visual refresh
now i gotta get used to whatever this is

slow urchin
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Aliucord best

rare trout
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@crude fern if they catch the guy he's probably gonna get nullified by the jury

hollow surge
# rare trout

"it's kinda cold in here" "god i love eating pumpkins"
BANNED FRO SCHOOL, you are BANNED and sent to PRISON

sturdy snow
magic root
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i hate my vps provider

jaunty trellis
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why?

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and what provider

magic root
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they've gone down for 13 hours this month so far

jaunty trellis
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GUH

magic root
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there was an 11 hour outage where the fucking power went out

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and now there's another one where idk but my vps isn't working

magic root
crude fern
crude fern
rare trout
green kernel
crude fern
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@rare trout fslur

rare trout
bold adder
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omg guys amazon deals!!!!!!

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bro i thought it wasnt gonna be a school sent email this time...

near ravine
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padoru

raw panther
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puhburu

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puh cute

grand crypt
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@real skiff completely forgor about vc

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💔

sudden sun
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@near ravine hiii

near ravine
near ravine
sudden sun
near ravine
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you?

raw panther
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I miss puhbu updates from pyon

near ravine
raw panther
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lol

near ravine
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wtf cozy is that

raw panther
keen junco
bold adder
raw panther
bold adder
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spinach and kale leaves suck to eat

magic root
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it might be over

grand crypt
keen junco
magic root
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jump off a cliff

keen junco
#

no

magic root
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yes

open pasture
bold adder
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guhh images are loading so slow

keen junco
bitter nymph
unreal siren
keen junco
unreal siren
keen junco
real skiff
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so i have my youtube and spotify at 100%

green kernel
unreal siren
surreal saddle
bold adder
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yea

sturdy snow
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Das crazy

unreal siren
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Yeah I’m sorry

bold adder
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is it possible to send a txt that embeds in discord that also doesnt go over the character limit

unreal siren
bold adder
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like uh

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lemme just

unreal siren
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I prefer Soundcloud over Spotify

surreal saddle
# bold adder yea

did they like fix it cuz when i used it a year or two ago it was fucked on so many websites

bold adder
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nvm

sturdy snow
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Spotify is so bad at it's current state

bold adder
surreal saddle
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ok ill give it a shot again

unreal siren
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I just never bothered to move over cause I never used it and Soundcloud already knows my recommendations

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If it ain’t broken don’t fix blobcatcozy

sturdy snow
unreal siren
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plus its also good at finding lesser known artists from what ive seen

surreal saddle
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they dont have a desktop app do they?

bold adder
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dont think so

surreal saddle
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rip

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spotify it is then

sturdy snow
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Also does soundcloud have a different copyright policy?

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Cuz there's a song that I love a lot and somehow it's not even on youtube or spotify or apple music, only on soundcloud

unreal siren
main wyvern
sturdy snow
sturdy snow
unreal siren
bold adder
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oh you meant soundcloud

unreal siren
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Yeah

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App’nt

rare trout
unreal siren
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Voidcrew

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Me and a friend picked it up off the 1.0 sale

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We both love it blobcatcozy

rare trout
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blob

unreal siren
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Has a few issues tho

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Also picked up a game with a soundtrack that shouldn’t be as good as it is for the type of game

paper gate
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@unreal siren hiii

unreal siren
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@paper gate

paper gate
unreal siren
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Yuh uh

paper gate
mystic salmon
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was reading a programs test suite and got jumpscared by a string of slurs, turns out it was for testing the profanity filter lol

near wharf
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top 10 reasons not to buy nitro

bold adder
crude fern
unreal siren
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Can also turn off discord

near wharf
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can also just not buy nitro

fallow pawn
unreal siren
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Buy the real thing instead blobcatcozy

magic root
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i hate padoru

bold adder
unreal siren
spring trellis
near wharf
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real

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well honestly

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none of the perks are any good

unreal siren
spring trellis
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the custom tag was nice but they nuked that without dropping the price

unreal siren
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Tbh the custom tag was useless

spring trellis
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all of the perks are lol

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it's all cosmetic

unreal siren
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True

spring trellis
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aside from the file upload

unreal siren
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The only good feature

near wharf
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they should add custom colors through nitro

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that would be cool

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like if u have nitro u can enable on servers to have people choose whatever name color they want

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and it's always on in dms

spring trellis
near wharf
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u can do that through bots but its fucky and takes up too many roles

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plus not a lot of customization

spring trellis
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rainbow names 🔥

near wharf
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they already replaced auto mod

near wharf
spring trellis
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bring counter-strike: source chats into discord

near wharf
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let me use §k in my name

near wharf
gusty sierra
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vencord please add anime butt plugin

unreal siren
bold adder
stiff urchin
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also TIL they redesigned this at some point

robust relic
covert patio
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Holy shit its 60fps

steady gale
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@unreal plaza UR GANGY ZONED

unreal plaza
paper gate
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@stiff urchin hii harukieee

spring trellis
stiff urchin
fallow pawn
paper gate
fallow pawn
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github has changed this slightly I swear

loud siren
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hi

fallow pawn
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i dont remember it being this way

paper gate
paper gate
green kernel
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y was sooner, idk

fallow pawn
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I knew it

paper gate
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why he look like that @fallow pawn

fallow pawn
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he looks stoned

mystic salmon
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb?wprov=sfla1 one of the Wikipedia articles of all time

"Gay bomb" is an informal term referring to a hypothetical non-lethal psychochemical weapon about which the United States Air Force speculated. The unconventional idea involved the potential dispersion of sex pheromones among enemy forces, with the intent of generating mutual sexual attraction among them, causing mass confusion and panic.
Dating...

stark herald
fresh ledge
paper gate
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@open pasture

lapis lava
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@paper gate @open pasture @stark herald @noble quest all run betterdiscord

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(i have proof)

green kernel
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Hallo nino

paper gate
warm lintel
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OH NO!

You cannot have more favorites.

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this isnt FAIR

warm lintel
noble quest
fresh ledge
solemn plank
near ravine
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goodnight vencordians

jaunty trellis
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nini

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eep well

stark herald
glossy swallow
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i should make a betterdiscord fork and call it betterbetterdiscord

main wyvern
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bettervencord

glossy swallow
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vendetterbencord

lapis lava
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honestly i respect the effort

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but as soon as i add a devilbro plugin it gets terrible

paper gate
fresh ledge
empty tulip
jaunty trellis
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@paper gate venniecozycat

jaunty trellis
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zooter will tuck me into bed

robust relic
fallow pawn
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horrorcord

bold adder
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bd vencord

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bencord

empty tulip
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vencord biting the curb 4K

spring trellis
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hello embed??

fallow pawn
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spotify embed experience

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sad

fresh ledge
spring trellis
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didn't even know it was broken

fallow pawn
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I wouldn't know

solemn plank
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apparently slang for "you little bitch"

sudden sun
rare trout
fallow pawn
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hope you friends are doing alright

sudden sun
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hiiii oomfie

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hru

near wharf
crude fern
solemn plank
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so sad... the moderation team is ruthless

bold adder
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blaj

keen junco
slate thicket
near wharf
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clearly u are not american

slate thicket
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I am though

keen junco
slate thicket
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I just don't go on the neww, or Instagram that much.

slate thicket
near wharf
slate thicket
winter girder
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Introducing the most shittest looking ui

civic bolt
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they are deleting the bus i take to school in march

winter girder
solemn plank
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i recognize this

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is this samsung

winter girder
solemn plank
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samsung ui would taste sickly sweet

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yet stale

slate thicket
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Samsung is just Apple but more afforrdable and better.

winter girder
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One UI 6 looks so good

stiff urchin
winter girder
stiff urchin
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it looks okay to me

atomic plume
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does anyone elses discord lag when they open folders

solemn plank
civic bolt
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discord just lags

solemn plank
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i hate the app shapes

winter girder
atomic plume
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its making me mad

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do i have to remove something

slate thicket
slate thicket
solemn plank
atomic plume
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it js started happening tho

slate thicket
atomic plume
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hold on lemme try someything

solemn plank
slate thicket
main wyvern
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I LOOOOOOVE ELECTRON

atomic plume
solemn plank
paper gate
main wyvern
paper gate
solemn plank
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Uh oh. Yo Ur Com Puter. might Be Out Date D.

slate thicket
crude fern
main wyvern
solemn plank
slate thicket
slate thicket
crude fern
junior ridge
crude fern
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correct

civic bolt
main wyvern
crude fern
civic bolt
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because yes of course

solemn plank
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why were you sending malicious files in the first place

crude fern
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bitchass leah

civic bolt
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the very awesome express bus i take for 25 minutes every morning needs to take 40 minutes instead

crude fern
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this is half the ppl here

solemn plank
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wtf you doing with bots that you need to send malicious files???

junior ridge
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im fairly certain they dont ban you for jut posting a single one

slate thicket
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I almost got banned once for sending a Cookie Clicker Save File in a Private DM, with a banned user.

spring trellis
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i'm going to ikea today

junior ridge
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get me shork

civic bolt
solemn plank
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my brother in christ. you put a malicious file on discord's servers. they dont want to be hosting that shit

spring trellis
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i'd unironically buy a blahaj

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they look comfy

junior ridge
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i need more

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i need a million

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one million blahaj

spring trellis
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except the entire internet would call me trans

noble quest
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wait

solemn plank
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virus total sucks anyways

noble quest
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this was 10 years ago lol

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solemn plank
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you dont need to consult 50 virus scanners

winter girder
solemn plank
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doesnt matter. what if i stole money from a bank, then gave it back later

solemn plank
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i still broke in

noble quest
winter girder
near wharf
solemn plank
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leagal action

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wtf

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idk

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guess you are banned forever (but actually for 2 years)

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exactly 2 years

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i mean, you can try to reason with discord support

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well, they'd probably delete your account if you were perma banned

somber leaf
solemn plank
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that there was no one in the server, and that you were testing that bot

civic bolt
solemn plank
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also, iirc there's a test keyword that triggers AVs

spring trellis
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would you ride this bus

somber leaf
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that shouldnt be possible

spring trellis
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this bus is run by one of the lazier companies

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their buses blow up all the time

somber leaf
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oh i get the uk and aussie accent mixed up someitmes

somber leaf
spring trellis
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one famously blew up on a bridge

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no maintenance

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typical kinetic-operated bus

cyan lynx
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I love being jolly!

spring trellis
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horrible multinational company that expands by being as cheap as possible

somber leaf
somber leaf
cyan lynx
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I love December!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!