#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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if you drink too much and black out yes
you can die
when your under the influence, you do dumb things 😭
Aka,,, an advisor like i said
😭
yes
ik a person who i was in a class who got hit by a driver who was high
i would definitely bring a duck home with me for no apparent reason
if you are black out drunk you do not have control over what you do
adviosr is crazy though, id be down to have a drink with my school adviosr, bro is chill ah hell
THEY'RE FREE
@shadow owl
alcohol kills braincells
and maybe try to marry a car
my 3 braincells
He don't like u bro
me and my homies gettin an advisor for hitting the vape
So?
better idea, don't drink
(i dont vape)
He don't like you back off from my mans
despite what @somber leaf thought
@shadow owl explod
I have in the past for like a week
fuck vaping
Idk how people get addicted to like... Anything
I can just
Stop
Like a normal person
real
you're addicted to breathing
I gave up dip easily
Maybe I have a lot of willpower or something but for me I can just stop
real, I dont want to be popcorn when someones watching a scary movie
I did. Idk how nicotine is addictive
I didn’t even feel it
Did so much I gave myself a headache
sugar is more addictive to me than nicotine tbh
ypu thought i vaped
who using vencord everyone
YESS
i using vencord
i meant
I CRAVE SUGAR CONSTANTLY
biiiiiiiiuyyyu
WHAT.
I did then I decided to go carnivore
biiiiiiyuu
While I was out of country
I don’t and can’t legally here
I KNOW YOU VAPED
(becomes addicted)
im saying ypu thought i vaped at one point
NO VAPING
the problem isnt drunk drivers
the problem is drunk crashers
REAL
nutty has a point
Ikr, tbf i never breathed in when i vaped (I did "cheeking" which is just putting the smoke in your mouth for taste and then exhaling it) so I never got the full nicotine "hit" but still i never felt a thing
@slow urchin try taking stims for half ur life then going without them for like over a week
80% of car crashes are committed by sober drivers. we need more drunk drivers on the road.
hey, drunk driving is a wonderful skill to have, if your unde cabron monoxide poisoning, yo ucan still stay concious. realest shit right ther(this is all fake)
I could do that
Easy
youll know what addiction is
IT IS NOT.
Idk addictions just don't happen to me L everyone else i guess
I’ve used coffee and what not on and off since I was like… 12. It’s meh
And those are way less addictive than opioids
i meant adderal
Nah fr tho I've never tried any hard stuff so I wouldn't know what that's like, but all the little stuff I can just stop and feel nothing idk
i did for adderall cuz shortage
holy fuck
try not using social media
horrid
I already do that
HORRID
mystery game is back
love
yes
I think adderall sends my mom into psychosis like weed
(they will probably give horrible games again and one good game)
it ruined my personality for a while
so did some harder stuff
I don't post or read posts anywhere I just watch YouTube
Lol
i dont know what good game they could give away
i have all the games i want right now
Only thing worse is clonidine where suddenly stopping is.... horrid
not my cup of tea anymore
youtube and discord are social media...
when are we getting next full game list
leak
Stuckinabucket lore
well... okay... try not using the internet for a week
I have too much lore
I've gone months without Internet
No problem
W
me too
Being poor is a w chat dw
i was not born with an ipad
soon
epic somehow leaks games every year
Being poor is based I guess 
literaly causes an Anxiety attack like feeling as your blood pressure shoots up
i mean
if it was a higher dose you can actually go into cardiac arrest iirc
nevermjnd
Lmfao
Love this guy
hate.
soon im gonna go mental
HORROR
meth isnt addicting tbh
HORRORRR
MMMM YUM
no way both of you got the same captcha
yeah its crazy
literally it is
catcozy
lmaoo
lol

unemployment? more like free money
We didn't get any free money
crazy protection
Lol
this man,
him
I blame the feds
We just got evicted
that isnt fun
is this for realism or joshing around
evict the landlord for being a party pooper
dont go harsh on them only 3 people are working on epic store (probably less)
This is for realisms
speed up your download speed with cheat engine 🤑 🚀
We've been living with my stepmoms parents for over a year now
real
Thank You
sorry to hear that man I know times are always tough nowdays
Dziurwa so cute
i remember when we used to be friends... 💔
and 1 gc
i dont remember
too rich and famous for me
hope i helped
neither do i
because i didnt consider you "important"
if i could go back
maybe we couldve been rich and famous... together
cargo build moment 
My stepmom makes a lot of poor financial decisions and she's the only one who earns money (it's me my dad my two half sisters and her)
a bit too hot
She literally won't even let me ask about our finances bc it's "rude and you don't need to know that"
As if that's not literally my life in the balance
nop
say on jah it aint hot
@fluid basin
on @fluid basin
jesus
why in a bowl
Ok even better tbh
drink it in a cup bruh
do you have ceral in that shi or something, ngl ceral coffe would go hard
cereal messes with my gut
ceral
cinnimon coffe cereal 😋
Nono i ate smores cereal in that bowl and then after I was done i made coffee
so you used the milk to make the coff- okay I see how this works
No I drank the milk
would you like a cup with that
less dishes
Im fucking crying
It's coffee????
REAL
cry harder nerd
okay, how do you drink water
ok you deserve jailtime
In a cup
how do you drink any liquid
Durr
coffe isnt a soup
Because it's coffee
Actually it is
its a blended liquid
ITS IN A CUP
Coffee is not blended
That's a meme of course it isn't accurate
Don't believe everything you see on the Internet
that's a very bowl sized cup
^
you are blended
See the smoke? Ai generated
this is a pretty cup sized coffe right here
whys the cup see through
are you from france
No that's a mug
No
okay
then you are legally required to drink coffee from a cup
like the rest of the world
🙄
what law
does it at least taste better drinking it from the cereal bowl, cause if thats the case I can live with that
I dont pay your taxes
No one does that
Weirdo
Are bowls cups???
yes
Taste better than what?
What am i comparing
all bowls are cups but not all cups are bowls
and all mugs are not cups but sometimes they can be
Actually bowls are not cups
You're stupid
you are a cup
i have heard about this but i have not heard about other countries drinking hot beverages from bowls
They cannot
ong your blended
mad because bad
i would assume due to how blaphemous it is it is illegal in every other country
See everyone does this
every french one
I like how you guys are trying your absolute best to come up with a logical explanation for this
wait are you french @open pasture
no
are you french @slow urchin
Fine do you want the real reason?
Nop
im geeking out
?
i laughed way too hard for that joke
Franch
Hi everyone! I am a bit lost, how would one post a snippet in the https://discord.com/channels/1015060230222131221/1028106818368589824 channel without the snippet dev role? Just open a thread?
Or do I need to do something special.
No
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Lovely 
I actually just drank the coffee directly from the bowl because I had it in a cup and thought it'd be funny
drinking coffee from bowls has been known to happen
France isnt real
Welp
you know Snippet Dev really isn’t that difficult of a role to get…
so good
Yeah, I since figured it out 
I just didn't know how to get it, modmail saved me 
omggg
so cute
!!!
i bombed my chem quiz
Any has got any mod for audit log with no mod
Based
most agonising 27 seconds of my life
@unborn hound hii
what.
hi zooter
still amazing how this guy hasnt been caught
open a ticket in modmail iirc
no
or if they just didnt birth you in the first place
not possible
ask for audit log perms
HAHA
hi
hi
u can see my decor?
contrary to popular belief, a man who is very likely very mentally ill and shoots people on the street to let out their rage should not "go free"
Yeah I did that, thanks!!
This is so good
yes but its the ceo of a healthcare company
and
he deserved it
should the police start shooting every shoplifter that gets caught in the head
They used a 90% inaccurate ai to deny healthcare

i dont feel bad
This guy killed more than his killer ever could
no
i dont care what their ceo does
Deserved
i dont believe violence is an appropriate reaction
especially not when you consider that it solves literally nothing
shoplifters arent murderous rich scum
Lmao
except give authoritarian politicians more reasons to try and police people
fuck the ceo, but if you want to fix the system, vote
@crude fern HAHAHHA
jeff bezos aint shoplifting a Walmart
lmaooo
it is quite frankly abhorrent how you're celebrating a murderer because you didnt like the guy he murdered
Business as usual
i celebrated when Rush Limbaugh died
youre right, we should start prosecuting the united states of america for allowing the death sentence to go on

Do you celebrate hitlers murder
No?
well there is a fallacy there
Or, suicide
hitler wasn't murdered
There always is with the Hitler comeback
.
would you deem it okay for me to make fun of other people who took their own life
what if he was?

i certainly wouldn't go on the vencord discord server to share people celebrating it on reddit.com
i would have absolutely preferred it if hitler had to go to trial for everything he did instead of taking the easy way out
this guy wouldve gone mad when people were celebrating susan Wojcickis death
honestly people were wrong for celebrating her death tho
ong
the motherfuckers here who reacted tada to when i posted the news are actual sacks of shit
i also fail to see the connection between a ceo getting shot and someone who literally took the entire world to war
is he the ceo of an abhorrent company? absolutely
yes
ceo who intentionally sends people to a literal death sentence for a few extra dollars
medical shit is horrid
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but like
so were all the nazis
if he doesnt do that he'll get thrown out and replaced by someone else
well, the position is open again so it doesnt really matter anymore
they forced me into an ambulance that wasn't covered by insurance and had to pay a bunch of money
this isnt a joke
the company he was ceo of already posted a linkedin opening
thats how companies work
Business as usual at united healthcare
of course it is
before you say thats good because my life was saved, it was unnecessary as I LITERALY WAS HAVING A MENTAL ISSUE NOT A PHYSICAL
I COULDVE GONE IN MY PARENTS CAR BUT THE BITCHASS COPS SAID NOOOOO
I think he lives in the eu
who
Inevitable guy
i hate insurance
eurotards dont understand the struggle of insurance (i am eurotard)
idk how tf im gonna figure iut coverage for probably out of network hospital
Move to USA trust
not even if i was payed billions
I understand the hatred but I don't understand celebrating the murder of someone you disagree with
It literally does not achieve anything
Zero
Nada
Nothing
@stark herald you
Average offtopic 😹
idk anything about our insurance and thats great when you plan to go somewhere 6 hours away
Disagree with vs being complicit in the deaths is something else
for surgery

good, then whats the point of this conversation?
da herta
WHY
7zip rce
I like cats
My manager is a prick istg
The point is me expressing my disdain about people who have little morals celebrating an act of violence that contributed nothing worthwhile to the health care crisis the United States are experiencing
What the fuck do you mean I'm late when I walked in 9 sharp
1minute late
She said 4 minutes late
1 hr docked from paycheck
its currently 1
Die
NOPE
Blows you up with my mind powers
hi chat
this fluffy is very cat and i like this fluffy i think
how
found him
@paper gate do not come to school tomorrow
cj you baka, all you had to do is follow the train
@real skiff my brain sounds like bayonex 24/7
Very Cat fluffy is
Is that my country
News
Bro
We famous

yes
@keen junco
him
Yop
nop

The greatest technician that's ever lived
who is dat
ryan reynolds
wtf
your father
discord is introducing substances
Tipped Arrow of HD
hi
who kidnapping an entire family
me when like 50 amber alerts went off in the library
bro why DONT THESE PEOPLE TURN THEM OFF
black van
amber alerts acting like i leave the house enough to see the kids get abducted
Guys I've been kidnapped
does that mean you will stop talking here?
how much they asking for
ill double what they want so they can keep you instead
it's just this
AW HELL NAW I JUST REALIZED 😭
it’s 3 kids 😭😭😭😭
you can’t turn off an amber alert
can you??
you can
you are the kidnapper
vencord members trying to not post completely unrelated anime shitposts (impossible)
Expel them. Send them to Guantanamo
mare kizmas MMMMMMM

guantanamo is a little extreme
Not for brain rot. You need to root it out at the source.
i plead the 5th
pleading the 5th is even worse if they catch you with the children
they wandered in your honor
aw man i scratched my screen
solution:
oh actually
how much does it cost
well
it could be worse
okay what the fuck
might as well just buy a new phone
me alert
he could sue hailey welch tbh
least obvious rug pull
she knew what she was doing
I hope they get their refunds
But it's also their fault for investing in a meme coin-
who buys this
the cat ears i kinda understand
but who cares about lofi girl enough to make it their whole personality on discord
youre looking too much into it
its a decoration
do you hate fun as well?
no i hate pointless cash grabs
hate decorations
Bruh
@crude fern
plus, you have been subbed to nitro since 2023, if you hate pointless cash grabs...
not my money 
blocked
womp womp
true
Stella
TRUE
hi goober
Luna
nyamber
are server icons less round in the desktop refresh now?
huhoh fun police
yea
something is different about the visual refresh
it's more refreshed right now
spacing is all weird too
why is the vencord one less round and the one below rounded normally
Selected server me thinks
Change servers
nope
it's specifically that one
oh wait
maybe the icon itself is just round
yeah that's probably the case
yeah okay it's unrelated to discord
i liked the visual refresh
now i gotta get used to whatever this is
Aliucord best
@crude fern if they catch the guy he's probably gonna get nullified by the jury
"it's kinda cold in here" "god i love eating pumpkins"
BANNED FRO SCHOOL, you are BANNED and sent to PRISON

AYO
i hate my vps provider
they've gone down for 13 hours this month so far
GUH
there was an 11 hour outage where the fucking power went out
and now there's another one where idk but my vps isn't working
Hetzner
i have some from them
IS THIS REAL
does she even make the music lol
for those that want nostalgia
omg guys amazon deals!!!!!!
bro i thought it wasnt gonna be a school sent email this time...
padoru
@near ravine hiii
heyllo
u
hru oomf
I miss puhbu updates from pyon
in each update i just was losing it more and more lmfao
lol

spinach and kale leaves suck to eat
it might be over
this guy is an awkward however old dude
deserved
no
yes
https://discord.com/quests/1309334608533258240 free nitro :3
guhh images are loading so slow
@paper gate https://youtu.be/rd5j8mG24H4
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No free nitro for me :(
I’m going to breathe you
You'd die instantly

i would, however, my brother is singing
so i have my youtube and spotify at 100%
Hes got the silver nyang

dark reader?
yea
Some people unironically use soundcloud?
Das crazy
Yeah I’m sorry
is it possible to send a txt that embeds in discord that also doesnt go over the character limit

I prefer Soundcloud over Spotify
did they like fix it cuz when i used it a year or two ago it was fucked on so many websites
Fair enough
Spotify is so bad at it's current state
it works fine for me but if theres like 1 or 2 websites that are weird i just change the settings
ok ill give it a shot again
I just never bothered to move over cause I never used it and Soundcloud already knows my recommendations
If it ain’t broken don’t fix 

plus its also good at finding lesser known artists from what ive seen
they dont have a desktop app do they?
dont think so
Also does soundcloud have a different copyright policy?
Cuz there's a song that I love a lot and somehow it's not even on youtube or spotify or apple music, only on soundcloud
They do
And when I tried to post it myself on youtube it instantly got taken down for copyright
So based

ok thats not an app https://help.soundcloud.com/hc/en-us/articles/1260803560930-Desktop-Player thats like a web installed app or smth lol
hat game is this
blob
Has a few issues tho
Also picked up a game with a soundtrack that shouldn’t be as good as it is for the type of game
@unreal siren hiii
@paper gate
nuh uh
Yuh uh

was reading a programs test suite and got jumpscared by a string of slurs, turns out it was for testing the profanity filter lol
you csn turn off sticker suggestions.
Can also turn off discord
can also just not buy nitro
i hate padoru

i don't see a reason to pay for a free chat app
Discord is a small indie company that needs ur support
the custom tag was nice but they nuked that without dropping the price
Tbh the custom tag was useless
True
aside from the file upload
The only good feature
they should add custom colors through nitro
that would be cool
like if u have nitro u can enable on servers to have people choose whatever name color they want
and it's always on in dms
i had it for like a year back when i spent my entire life on discord
u can do that through bots but its fucky and takes up too many roles
plus not a lot of customization
rainbow names 🔥
they already replaced auto mod
yeeee
bring counter-strike: source chats into discord
let me use §k in my name
only real ones will get it
vencord please add anime butt plugin
Please add therapy to your schedule
Holy shit its 60fps
@unreal plaza UR GANGY ZONED
FUCK YOU
@stiff urchin hii harukieee
hiii
why is it sad
github has changed this slightly I swear
hi
i dont remember it being this way
it does look different
hi
dont rememeber the cry before the kh
y was sooner, idk
I knew it
why he look like that @fallow pawn
he looks stoned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb?wprov=sfla1 one of the Wikipedia articles of all time
"Gay bomb" is an informal term referring to a hypothetical non-lethal psychochemical weapon about which the United States Air Force speculated. The unconventional idea involved the potential dispersion of sex pheromones among enemy forces, with the intent of generating mutual sexual attraction among them, causing mass confusion and panic.
Dating...
what is that
@open pasture
@paper gate @open pasture @stark herald @noble quest all run betterdiscord
(i have proof)
Hallo nino
yop
mantika irl
WHY ISNT THERE A PLUGIN FOR THIS
make one yourself
i got it like almost two years ago by now. welcome to hell! take our free complementary gif folders to seperate them from your downloads
goodnight vencordians
DONT
good....
i should make a betterdiscord fork and call it betterbetterdiscord
bettervencord
vendetterbencord
honestly i respect the effort
but as soon as i add a devilbro plugin it gets terrible
me
@paper gate 
when eep
wtf is this 
horrorcord
vencord biting the curb 4K
Will they ever fix lol
didn't even know it was broken
apparently slang for "you little bitch"
what
so sad... the moderation team is ruthless
blaj
wtf? this makes no sense.
clearly u are not american
I am though
Neither does Oneshot
I just don't go on the neww, or Instagram that much.
I have been watching a lot of videos on the playing of the game
breh
Introducing the most shittest looking ui
they are deleting the bus i take to school in march
This actually makes me so mad 😭😭
"One UI" 7
Samsung is just Apple but more afforrdable and better.
One UI 6 looks so good
what's wrong with it?
It looks so ugly istg 😭😭
it looks okay to me
does anyone elses discord lag when they open folders
vencord please remove @gusty sierra
discord just lags
i hate the app shapes
One UI 6 looks SO MUCH better
Yes.
Deal with it than.
No, your PC might need upgrades.
what do you expect me to do
it js started happening tho
Your PC Hardware might be Outdated.
hold on lemme try someything
i love electron!! i love high ram usage
idk, maybe don't look at the Profile Pictures.
I LOOOOOOVE ELECTRON
wut
i said the apps?
where does it go when they delete it
don't look at the Profile Pictures.
oneui just gets worse every update
Uh oh. Yo Ur Com Puter. might Be Out Date D.
You've officially lost me.
so much Round
the shapes of the app icons
IS THAT A THINKPAD GUN?!
Why do you pay attention to that?
yuh
lenovo thinkagain
correct
they are replacing it with 2 bus instead
??
lenowo
because yes of course
why were you sending malicious files in the first place
the very awesome express bus i take for 25 minutes every morning needs to take 40 minutes instead
this is half the ppl here
wtf you doing with bots that you need to send malicious files???
im fairly certain they dont ban you for jut posting a single one
I almost got banned once for sending a Cookie Clicker Save File in a Private DM, with a banned user.
i'm going to ikea today
get me shork
blåhaj
my brother in christ. you put a malicious file on discord's servers. they dont want to be hosting that shit
except the entire internet would call me trans
wait
virus total sucks anyways
this was 10 years ago lol
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Like The Onion o...
you dont need to consult 50 virus scanners
I fucking hate it so much istg, it's so inconsistent and looks like a off brand ui
doesnt matter. what if i stole money from a bank, then gave it back later
so much for "one" ui
i still broke in
they want to be apple too badly
This actually makes me so mad 😭😭
leagal action
wtf
idk
guess you are banned forever (but actually for 2 years)
exactly 2 years
i mean, you can try to reason with discord support
well, they'd probably delete your account if you were perma banned
most of the active members here are apart of the LGBTQIALMNOP+
that there was no one in the server, and that you were testing that bot
oml
also, iirc there's a test keyword that triggers AVs
melbourne, AU
this bus is run by one of the lazier companies
their buses blow up all the time
oh i get the uk and aussie accent mixed up someitmes
fucking how?
I love being jolly!
horrible multinational company that expands by being as cheap as possible
it shouldnt be possible because of that
wdym?
I love December!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






