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Merry Chrimuh
Exactly
youre early
So basically white name but without the opression
Yuhh
ur not the realist
Merry Chrimuh, broski
ur equal to 10 others..
who are the ten others
Those 10 others envision being me, and have payed for my 50 euro course to the real shigworld
what are real shigworld people called
shiggers
how can i change my banner
shiggies
Go away Duolingo 
Shiggies
brain damage
Ummmm, be careful he might get a bit angy
ok what about shiggets
how do i change my banner
or shiggimites
Shiggies
Shingles
shiggimites
Yup
shigs
Yeah no he's tried kidnapping my family I kidnapped his instead
Shigs
π
π¨ that is not jolly
she straight up shigging it and by it i mean my wiggy
What?
I did that 1 week ago so is fine
shiggy wiggy
π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨
She shiggy on my wiggy
I'm shigging it π€€

Trolled
As an elf I hope you know that you have a high chance of getting coal this year
she shiggs my wiggy till I
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HHAHAHAH
i new i had that gif
I hate this channel
Be jollyβ¦
Shorty wanna kick it with a masochist, showed her who I really am and now she kickin it with an activist

I hope you know I'm getting a poweredge server in 10 days so I will use that coal to power it :)
BILLIONS MUST BE SAD
I will simply eat coal
@paper gate @paper gate @paper gate @paper gate
Um please explain in simpleton terms
π¨
Gonna make charcoal out of your torso

I'm gonna turn you into a fucking egg
π¨
π¨
Nope billions must be Christmas cheer
Shorty n me fuckin in my 40 million penthouse, she know I hate women, I hate women, she don't like me, she fuckin an activist in a 400 usd a month studio apartment
Gas mask on Facebook marketplace for anyone wanting one π
I'M DEAD WHAT
π¨
what the fuck are you saying
Stalker 2 release
Fr
Devious word salad, bro
yumyum π
Ok Iβm gonna go back to the North Pole
Fuck dem activists
Stealin girls from me
hi all
They're not stealing guys, so you can go for them if you want
π
Unjolly
Gonna be happy when dem activists part of history
I can't sleep
Not if I kidnap you and put you with duos family
what the fuck is dem
Trueβ¦
ani't
Yes it is
Santa already owns me bro π
Nah I own you now
NUH UH. listen hear me out
No
He auctioned you off for 20$
WE DO CPR TO SAVE LIVES, RIGHT?
oomfie syncronization
Um
and we do mouf to mouf
Nope. It's homosexual behavior so it's gay
Queer
if we do MOUF TO MOUF on our homies, it saves a life because it doesn't get them to die
listennn
π
Iβm an elf man
Still
it is homiesexual. Not Homosexual, silly
Yeah but they won't die if you don't kiss them
Let me do elf things
You are just a coward
nah nah nah. It's homiesexual
vban
What am I doing to be forced to do then
I'm crying, bruh π
if dying is gay, and kissing the homie to revive them can also be gay
THEY ARE STUCK

Excuses
Sit with duolingos family you can do whatever else you want + free netflix
gay limbo
I'm gonna draw Biden kissing Trump
Ok
So I can like⦠leave?
There is no such thing as too much chocolate
You MUST return everyday tho
You must buy me a chocolate bar every week tho
Real
Which kind
And are you funding it
Bet
No you are 
Already sold two cameras on wallapop
None on ebay
The FUCK IS wallapop
something something evil rocks
Not jolly!
European eBay but better
Denied
Evil rocks don't sell well callie
You must be jolly and joyful in this holiday season
Ok but like do I buy this in 8 days or
Now make your profile picture jollyβ¦
Why are you not connected to WiFi
but you must
Fair enough
Never jolly
Grinchβ¦ π
I'm just too good
i want to give vennie a small santa hat
You are getting coal this year
but guhhh im back in uni again
Do it then
You're getting your netflix permissions revoked
Seems like my coal powerplant is almost complete
What!
Actually
I donβt mind

there's still gonna be the evil rocks
No more breathing perms
How do I get oxygen then
You don't
There is no such thing as a too muc-
but im still hungryyyy
ill try try
Just simply do not eat
Try the Christmas spirit
I am currently hungry but I cannot eat as everyone is asleep and it's 6:44am
That always fills me up
exists
No evil thoughts
gatito
I have evil thoughts and nothing will ever take them away
Idc about Christmas, I have a job to do
Ooh food
I'm hungry and everyonesss asleeeppppp
Then
Seems like a skill issue
Eat Christmas spirit
Grinch
Seems like I'm gonna break every single one of your toes one by one then I'm breaking all your ankles
i think we should
Be jolly
Yapping
Fake computers
and lock all the programers in a dungeon
Instead we should be jolly and joyful
to make software for me
my dad does not seem happy with my noise cancelling headphone purchase
no
I thought you had a Duolingo icon ππππ
wtf
Idk man
Christmas is an affront to my holiness
Christmas money,
What sins π
Finally
What sins have I committedβ¦
hiya

Yall imma just fake being sick, I really don't want to go to school tomorrow
I faked being sick but then ended up actually sick and missed a week of school and then all my grades dropped pretty significantly
How ππ
Iβd just say to my parents I didnβt want to go to school and they just go βokβ
I must have been a little sick before and then I just happened to get worse during the time I was supposed to be faking it
how
fake being sick is such a silly move
Luckyyy
im mentally sick but i gotta go to school smh
Thereβs no point lying, theyβd just get more angry than if you were upfront
Im actually going to posion myself so I'm actually sick
Ez
hard to do
even if you do
reporting that to the police
In the end it only makes you suffer so 
I've done it before
NOO
risk actually dying + WILL be put in therapy
@unreal siren walk across Australia desert
THEN WHAT DO YOU MEAN POISON
I do that everyday to fight the kangaroos
hell yea (how does he have so many)
scary kangaroos
Rusk
Eating a bunch of oranges and then drinking something acidic like a soda
That always gets me to throw up
Yum
NO
parents got upset at me for staying home once because i dry heaved in their room at like 5:00 cuz my tummy was empty (i was really high so nauseua)
@paper gate you will barf in exactly a minute
i havent actually thrown up before
Smh those are 2 words
i tried once
Bro what
How do u live and not throw up
in like 5 years
Oh
i forgot to finish that
Same ngl
then u dont go outside
Once when I was 3 I ate bananas with bread and threw up
stuck a thing in my throat trying to gaf
What the fuck are u doing outside
For some reason I have like zero gag reflex so I haven't to eat something instead
Are u going outside and getting poisoned
cuz i took a shit ton of Adderall
Eating bugs and licking grass
i failed but had an alright high
Bro there is nothing a normal person does outside that gets them to throw up
Not really, you can be sick and not throw up
or more tbh
@paper gate you will barf now all over your computer
not sense avocado pudding incident
hi all
then she doesnt eat new food
Do you have a job
so was kinda a good thing
yes
What is it
retail
Who is she
ish
luna or whatever her name is
Can i come to your store and buy out all the dr pepper
You will give me 100 percent off
same
You will give me 101 percent off
You will owe me money
i have somewhat of one but its REALLY good
i will not elaborate
I want a job but no one will hire 15 yo
hi
Ur parents
I demand blood sacrifice
aka give me monwy
Did u work for them
BRUH WHY OUT OF ANYONE DID YOU PICK THE PERSON WHO HAS WROTE THE F SLUR IN THEIR OWN BLOOD

Wth
These are not things you do at 3am
I don't believe u
I will lick you
well CLEARLY it is
No
Yes
π π π
ok yea i was hoping
@paper gate do you want a dollar
Jollyβ¦
Not you stupid betterdiscorder
It's ok I'll take it
I am the jolly one
yea im never becoming us president
I will find you
@paper gate I'm blowing a hole through your house
Were u planning to π
Marvin.
Koda
@winter girder I want a dollar
hey after the current election i considered it for a bit
Why is your role barf green
Me too
Grinch
You are the grinch
No
i hate the feds as much as trump does
Yall I think I might actually be sick
Millions must be jolly
I don't know, ask veeeeee
Christmas spirit will fix it
Veeeee π
lc.g somnatic sickness
fuck SQL. make stuff be printed automatically then scanned back
I am experiencing liver failure
Yummy
nope
physical storage π
i would not like to be chased by a man walking sideways green screen effect nextbot
Yeowch
My cat is sneezing
Donβt worry the Christmas miracle will fix everything
Can Christmas miracle give me a Dr pepper
Maybe
Lemmings ask santa
despite living in a dangerous hood
i am currently trying to figure out if I'm dreaming
Yes it can
That will change tonight
You are not
You are not real
I know
Guess what
will i get my Christmas wish?
Nothings real
yea ik i am
Nothings real
OMG NOT
Wake up
great
I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAY
my christmas wish is 1 bazillion euros on my bank account
I MEANT TO SAY YOURE NOT DREAMJNG
Yes
eh
Imagine living in Brazil
couldn't be me
oh yippee nuclear apocalypse!!!!

kinda grinchy of you tbh....
Then I should get ready for uni
i have half a year
Actually santa can transport you to a world where it did happen
my school vacation starts next week i think
AW FUCK YEA
cold war good ending
Youβre welcome
ends in february for us to start a new school year
Merry Christmas
what the fuck
what
its called summer vacation not
no?
what
we are in winter bro
it does
you live in hell
do you realize theres different hemispheres
guh
so, we have two vacation periods
one in the middle of the year
two weeks vacation
and on in the end of the year to prepare for the new school year
almost 2 months
nevermind
we are in summer
i forgot
YOU are in winter
ok good
NNEED
yea
its weird but
whatever floats ur boat
average southern hemesphere moment
yop
it wouldnt change shit if it was in winter anyway
its always hot in brazil
it doesnt snow here
whatever all seasons suck
i don't celebrate
i celebrate national abortion day on that day
AVERAGE EUROPEAN COLONIZER
time to kill the british and the portuguese who stole our gold
oh the british stole our rubber too
doesn't matter tbh
motjerfuckers
brazil was the only country which had rubber
you still are colonizers of local native species
how
your ancestors
i come from an indigenous family bro
.....
BITCH WE ALL CAME FROM AFRICA

so what
oh nvm i got what u meant now
my brain isnt braining
im sleepy
squeeeee
gods most annoying women
Say your cat ate it
good idea
lmao
You know
Vencord is against the TOS
And VC has a huge Server
Why does Discord don't ban us all?
The hit rate would be huge
Lol

because they dont care

they have no reason to 
a lot of vencord users are also paying nitro members
or members of private discord programs
vcotd
Why is it flipped
I will ban you
its his brother
And just you alone
I see
@keen junco what phone do you have
they full on don't give a fuck, they even use client mods themselves
is it possible to add userplugins to vesktop?
yes
may I ask how
no
π
the guide tells you how
where is the guide?
how do I do that
never leeeeeeet you go
LOL i crafted code SO CURSED that it CRASHES DISCORD
i hate when theres some big dramam happening between 2 people and people try to brush it off as nothing
Yours is cropped idiot mine isn't
Pixel 7 Pro
Ohhh that's the phone I ate
Ngl you seem more like a samsung guy
me
what the hell am i doing
something wrong i think
β€οΈ
trusting the process or something
blood flowing with Testosterone and Dihydrotestosterone
@winter girder EXPLOD
you should try estrogen
yes.
can I have some for research purposes
I hate Samsung
Why
Idk their phones feel artificially slowed down after a few years
I hope you feel better soon :(
Samsung so good
i hate all phone companies
all of them must perish
IT LOOKS SO UGLY
i will end up getting a low end smartphone and turning it onto a dumbphone
isn't it just their iOS copy?
eugh...
pretty much an ios clone wtf
what the fuck is that rounding on the notifs
so bad
ewww
I first had Samsung phones but they always felt slow after a few years even after like resetting them or anything. Then I had Huawei which was kinda the same and now I have a Pixel and it feels as fast as it did when I got it 2 years ago
why are the notifications full rounded wtf
trying to make it so that an EFI tool that was unmaintained now has the ability to dump the BIOS FV image from RAM into a file on the drive that the tool booted from
crashes during file creation
not even while writing to the file
BIOS modding purposes
That's why you flash it with newer software
sounds like an easy way to blow smth up ngl
pixel is great. I use a new samsung but my older samsungs have always held up over time.
well
exactly ^^
If you flash the newest software to a old phone it'll most likely feel smooth and fast
Who ever used their momβs phone inhere is goated
@keen junco your walls are closing in on themselves
I'm at the gym so this would kill multiple people consider that
Marvin works out?
Yop
when you got trauma and autism and the teacher slams his hand on your desk
No you're a twig
Wrong
okay 4'10
pat pat
Are you using Google slides
yea cause im lazy
did vendetta server get deleted or something? I just got kicked when I never typed in it
If so PLEASE add sounds it's so much funnier (most people don't know you can do this)
idk if i can use the speaker in the classroom
i probably can
but itll be such a hassle
to turn it on (its english we never use it)
Is it not being played on like a teachers computer or sumthin
no
Hai I have a genuine question for you if it's ok to dm you
wat is it about
It'd be so much funnier with ONLY images and like those old 70's black and white texts every few slides
yp
Because it'd just start drama and it's a topic I'd rather not discuss here
me
:o
Easy, 1 slide that just says "fox"
π¨
If I have I don't wanna start more
I'm trying to be less aggressive with you after talking to callie
Whar?
i can't tell if ur serious or not
They quite literally put "totally" after Lol
YEA
Is that not what you meant
i couldn't get the sarcasm
Oh it is oki
mb
smooch synonym
Naur
I SAW THAT
I WAS TESITIEGN

anyway wut da helllll
Bc it's about something really gross you did here and I need to ask if you were just trolling or genuinely being fuckin disgusting, either way what you did was gross to me even if I had context, and I'd also at least like some reasoning
if you mean actually, then ofc not. but i think it is funny that its a site for like open racists. its literally 4 chan but specifically for racism.
I literally asked to not talk about it here
Hence why i haven't said what it is
Or when

how about just sleep or something
hi vencord
i should sleep
Hai Callie
its 4
i get you don't like her very much but please stop trying to start shit
can both of ya'll just block each other and stfu
If you would scroll up you'll see I was specifically avoiding it
"Hai I have a genuine question for you if it's ok to dm you" was all i said originally
and then you proceeded to talk about said thing instead of dming
yeah she took your hand off your screen
@lapis lava
tough
yea like
I actually found most of your messages silly up until that point it just grossed me out and I had no way to know if you were serious bc you were talking about it so much
vencord is such a great place guys!
I will move there I guess apologies for annoying
they said why cant you ask the question here if your staring that here
using my vencord anti dm technology
frfr
sending 5g brainwaves so you don't dm me
MY PHONE IS W ET HELP
ITS POURRING OUTSIDE
sending 5g brainwaves to make you specifically feel hurt smh
THERES RAIN ALL OVESR MSRE PHONE
mb
i cant type shit properly the sayzrez keeps fucking it up by pressing thing s
nothings inside the tain just keps fallinf on the de refen
screen*
bashame is actually
for real
i have to go to school in 2
A neonazi was friends with me irl despite me not being white
so
Stupid rain sto p pressinr my keys
they probably considered you "white enough" or something
nop
stop already
idk Nazis were weird
help
wanted all the slavs to die UNLESS YOU LIKED THEM THEN YOU WERE PURE ENOUGH
hot take the Nazis..... kinda bad dudes
car ΝΆ netwirk
only kinda?
THE RAIN TYPRD THIS THE RAIN TYPRD THIS AND SENT
you should put ur phone in ur pocket
it stopped raining
what am i gonna do stare at the road?
NEVERMIND
yes
@twin crag, <t:1731922000:R>: free ven ends
the might of zeus be upon ye
no
or do me
i hit you with many o' pebbles
what??
relieve your imaginary non existent trauma in ur head
no
its 4:30 here grammar isn't working
i don't know but "do me" is usually not a thing you say
i have to get up at 6:30
do a me
lc.urban latinx
is what i meant
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LATINX IN GAMING showed up on Twitter during the Game Awards as announced by Brie Larson and the entire Hispanic community wanted to tell the internet a big fat Shut the F Up.
this definition is so fucking based
i hate the word latinx
Should I watch bocchi the rock
same
but that gif is so fucking funny to me
i treat it like a slur
agree lmao
do what you want
lc.ud womxn
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Author: 321ciDbrU
omg linux
Command makes it American
i ain't the boss of you
omg LaTeX
Well I mean do you recommend it
i'm part of so many minority groups
Like did you watch it
istg
yeah i liked it
i watched it 23 times
(i counted)
cool. good for u ig
idk groups are dumb
if the society wasnt this trashy
labels are overrated
dumb opinion
fym
even dumber opinion
bitch
"groups are dumb"
yeah that's what they used to call me in highschool
you wouldn't wanna hear me try and explain my gender in words
I think big groups and "objective" labels are kinda dumb
Other than that I think both are fine :p
i am a genderfluid genderfucker non-binary transfem twink femboy intersex bi-lesbiam
see
utter NONSENSE
something something me when I read the back of an article to see how it was made
not too many
I like muscular girls but bodybuilder girl is ehhh
that's not even throwing in xenogenders
as I said if it doesn't fit you don't use them
Like big groups as in saying "I'm part of the insert thing here movement" would also mean i follow all of their group values, even if there are large parts of that movement that are more controversial or large representatives that are kinda shit
but im not gonna change the way I do things for people's sake
i'm not talking i'm part of movements
fuck group values
id prefer to not be grouped myself
well at this point fuck everything human then
i am me
live for yourself
i don't get people
I don't live for myself
free yourself from the spooks
that's the point of life

listen to sterner
I live for the select few I love, I feel like everyone should live that way
stirner
maybe it's the point of your life but not of mine
no
horrid
i live for other's sake not mine
then you have no self love
oh i do
no (hot take)
its why I'm broken as a person
i live for myself i wanna others to fuck off /s
consumed whole by the spooks of society
For a second i thought you were a based crona PFP
Sigh
the ghosts control me
Who?
well cool for you
fitting into society is so hard
do you guys live here
ive just given up
Not me
My love crona
yea
Oh, I see
Yop
send me more girls in dms
i don't like it when people force their ideologies and way of living upon me
Structural racism is a huge problem
Socializing while being neurodivergent is hard
Access to knowledge and high quality education is complicated when you're from a lower class
"don't live for others" bitch its my life
trust me
it'll fuck you
up
hard
I think im older than you
Did so
that's exactly what they want ig
no but fr
everyone is active 24/7
i feel baf for them π
Chronically online
idk im just telling you. ive known many older than me who've suffered the same fate
Here I'll explain better
"Live for others, care for yourself, stay stubborn"
Much better
whatever just
Yes im suffering but it gets better
fucking
pessimistic ass
You can care for yourself and still love others Luna π
braindead chat
cry about it B)
I never asked for your help you randomly forced it upon me mid conversation
NOP
i am just saying
Sitting in class, talking about I2C and we suddenly started talking about greek gods...???
oh
self love is important
@crude fern @acoustic trellis hii
without it you loose your soul
it got triggered by "dead chat" π
i2c is mid
i love greek gods
especially muses




