🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[bold adder]

sob

[lost furnace]

W

[lapis lava]

to hop on fedora

its soooo good

[lost furnace]

I lowkey formatted my debian 12 drive by "accident"

I'll fuck with linux later

[hazy tapir]

im to lazy to find my enthernet cord but whatever

[lost furnace]

I don't need to rn

[lapis lava]

sorry im busy zaynemaxxing

yop

fedora so good

[lost furnace]

FUCK OFF WITH THE FAMILY GUY

[lapis lava]

i love fedora and gnome

[hazy tapir]

WHY

[lost furnace]

sorry im busy ninomaxxing

[hazy tapir]

I NEED MY STIMULATION

[lapis lava]

@tough drift i use that hot corner extended extension so that i can also have control center hot corner

i got too used to overview hot corner

[deep ginkgo]

just wanted to say that i love vencord

[lost furnace]

GO WATCH SOMETHING GOOD OR SOMETHING NOT FUCKING FAMILY GUY

[main wyvern]

just wanted to say that i am neutral about vencord

[lapis lava]

@main wyvern uses betterdiscord

[lost furnace]

@main wyvern is a fed

[main wyvern]

actually i use bettervencored

[main wyvern]

nop

[hazy tapir]

dont you dare insult famaily guy

[lost furnace]

Yop fed

[main wyvern]

https://github.com/vencored/BetterVencored

peak

[deep ginkgo]

im a nobody dw about it

[lost furnace]

Family guy it the most uncreative, underwhelming, shitty and boring adult cartoon to ever exist

[wary geyser]

I survived

Like me smh

[paper gate]

that's good I think

[wary geyser]

It's not

[somber leaf]

I am the gayest one here

[wary geyser]

But means i have a larger chance of putting my husband in my life insurance

[deep ginkgo]

im the straightest one here

[lost furnace]

Gay

So straight you arise from the heterosexual spectrum and land on the homosexual one

[deep ginkgo]

what

[wary geyser]

Probably not

But maybe

[lost furnace]

Sod is not the gayest

[wary geyser]

(my evidence is I'm so gay i turned jy friends who weren't gay gay)

[somber leaf]

I am the gayest.

[wary geyser]

OH

[somber leaf]

I did too

[wary geyser]

AND SOMEONE WHO SHARES MY NAME IS SO GAY

[lost furnace]

Fed trying too hard

[somber leaf]

IM NOT A FUCKING GLOWIE

[wary geyser]

Only half if then are gay for me

[wary geyser]

They a fed?

[main wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[lost furnace]

I hope so you know too much

[lost furnace]

Yop trust

Oop almost at my bestie's

Bye chat

[wary geyser]

Anyone accused of being a fed is a fed

[lost furnace]

Uhh

Fuck you @lapis lava

And

Bye bye

<33

[somber leaf]

If I was a fed half this server would be in jail or banned

[main wyvern]

@lapis lava uses the Nix package manager

[wary geyser]

Idk how that's not nice but good to know ig

[somber leaf]

You’re a fed

Fucking glowies

[wary geyser]

FUCK

NOOOOO

[somber leaf]

If you’re apart of the ATF (insert meme that will get me banned no I won’t kill the POTUS)

[wary geyser]

NOOOOOOOO

NO

DO NOT

THAT IS TOO FAR

BAD

[green kernel]

We got vending machine now @lapis lava

[wary geyser]

Those level 4s?

[deep ginkgo]

does anyone play tetris here

just wondering

[wary geyser]

On like

[somber leaf]

What?

[wary geyser]

Planes and shit

[somber leaf]

I’m making a ruby ridge reference

[wary geyser]

Level 4 "dishes"

Plates one might even say

[deep ginkgo]

pc, ps4, switch, and xbox

[somber leaf]

I don’t catch your drift

[wary geyser]

Are those level 4 plates

[somber leaf]

OH

Yes :3

[wary geyser]

Good

[paper gate]

@deep ginkgo hello saionga

[wary geyser]

But yeah i couldn't be a fed

[deep ginkgo]

who are you

[paper gate]

coringuh

[wary geyser]

Your mother

[somber leaf]

Me neither I have a criminal record of speeding and DMCA violations

[deep ginkgo]

holy shit is that zt

[paper gate]

mybe

[deep ginkgo]

hi zt

[wary geyser]

Get off discord rn buster

[paper gate]

hi

[wary geyser]

You are so grounded

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912054247418388511/1262837988271063070/attachment.gif

[deep ginkgo]

i did not know you were in this server

let alone mod

[wary geyser]

They can't catch me

(i drive a kitted out bimmer)

[lapis lava]

Vencord*innen

[somber leaf]

Unfortunately my wife won’t let me get a Kawasaki H2R so I don’t have a bike to outrun them

She won’t even let me get a bike

I’m so sad

[deep ginkgo]

get a scooter

[wary geyser]

Join the 335/440 gang

So much fun to drive and to mod

[somber leaf]

Is that some car joke I’m too bike pillled to understand

I want to go 180mph

For ~ 20k usd

[wary geyser]

Yeah

I go 180 for 11k

[somber leaf]

How what fukin car

[wary geyser]

Bmw 335i xdrive

[obsidian shoal]

https://imgur.com/M29lMGF

[somber leaf]

Cringe BMW

[wary geyser]

It's a fun ass sports car and it's too snowy for an old vette or mustang so

[somber leaf]

But it’s a BMW

a Kawasaki or Suzuki will last 30+ years

Some Honda 250cc inline 4s over 30 years old are still kicking around

[wary geyser]

So will mine?

[wary geyser]

I have a 50 year old pick-up

[somber leaf]

Toyota or ford?

[wary geyser]

I got this car because my teacher has a 28 year old m3 that works better then a new car

[wary geyser]

Chevy

[somber leaf]

Gawd damn

Miles?

[wary geyser]

1m

[somber leaf]

No way it’s the original engine

[wary geyser]

Since it was reset in the 80s

[wary geyser]

❌

(chevy was actually good in the 70s)

[somber leaf]

Even 18 wheeler diesels struggle to get to 1 million

[wary geyser]

But i also have a 32 year old land cruiser

2 15 year old trucks

A ford and a taco

And old Subarus

All over 200k

[paper gate]

always

[wary geyser]

Theres one with 2m my neighbor owns lol

[obsidian shoal]

???????????????????

[wary geyser]

I think he rebuilt it tho

[somber leaf]

Exactly.

[wary geyser]

At 1.5 lol

Part of it is living in MT

Cars last longer here

It's usually dry

[somber leaf]

Engines basically have to be rebuilt at some point they can’t last forever even with consistent maintenance

[wary geyser]

They get put inside in the winter

So on

[wary geyser]

Well yeah

[somber leaf]

Cylinder walls will eventually give out, so will bearings.

[wary geyser]

Just the chevy hasn't

What's the word

The car lottery?

We won

[somber leaf]

I still doubt it’s the original engine or it got rebuilt

[wary geyser]

It's the original engine 😭

There's a reason I don't drive it

[obsidian shoal]

darius

[hazy tapir]

in the famaily guy universe its cannon that stewie made the universe

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/me-breathing-i-am-a-little-freak-dog-gif-17707970808028678389

[hazy tapir]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

[somber leaf]

A gif

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/chanyeol-dog-gif-12237521013537397216

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/476640345443139595/1223620803988291645/togif.gif

[obsidian shoal]

#1028117287716261939

[hazy tapir]

omg just let me have fun

[crude fern]

ugh

[grand crypt]

dedicated to all my haters

[crude fern]

i passer out

passed*

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-freaky-cat-level-infinity-gif-15287917168381984815

[grand crypt]

@obsidian shoal my apology to you

[hazy tapir]

i had to fucking watch famaily guy for 5 hours till the wifi worked again u think im sane still after this

[open pasture]

yo

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-walking-with-green-cloud-green-cloud-fart-green-flare-guy-walking-gif-3522591878388276922

[somber leaf]

@crude fern have you brushed your hair.

[crude fern]

nah my gf will say dumb shit like that

[obsidian shoal]

😭

[crude fern]

i will after i stop dying

[obsidian shoal]

that is fucking crazy

[crude fern]

no she just says dumb stuff occasionally

mostly shes fine

[keen junco]

Shut up freak

[hazy tapir]

wtf is freakyveecord

[somber leaf]

Do it now.

[hazy tapir]

where

[obsidian shoal]

[somber leaf]

Nails, can I have ssh keys to your pc

I need pcs to run statistics models on

[hazy tapir]

who the ufck is going to buy this

[crude fern]

bitch i feel like my brain was hit with a semi-truck

[edgy ermine]

hellen keller: the experience

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-sweep-horse-sweep-meme-ireetable-gif-961325981075501850

[somber leaf]

Maybe you shouldn’t have done drugs

[crude fern]

i didnt

[obsidian shoal]

killer fish from san diego

[somber leaf]

Didn’t you do shrooms

[crude fern]

thats the funny part

[crude fern]

no)?

[somber leaf]

Oh

[crude fern]

i have shroom spores yes but

no

yeah.

[somber leaf]

Yall should take the cirno pill

[grand crypt]

who tf is this

[hazy tapir]

kai

[grand crypt]

when he do allat

[hazy tapir]

rencentlyish

[somber leaf]

Cirno pill

[crude fern]

@real skiff new pfp

[boreal torrent]

o

[crude fern]

i have like one i actively talk to

[boreal torrent]

I love playing sports sm

very fun

[crude fern]

yea (my brain is fried)

[boreal torrent]

Although my autistic brain can't handle football at all. That makes me a fake brazilian :c

Volleyball is so fun tho

i luv it

[crude fern]

i cant handle spprts

[boreal torrent]

y not

[crude fern]

too loud

too much stimulation

too much outdoors but not in nature

[boreal torrent]

It doesn't need to be loud tho...?

[crude fern]

most times it is tho

[boreal torrent]

What sport is it

[crude fern]

i can hear like the sports games at my highschool from herw

[crude fern]

plus im already self conscious about body

[boreal torrent]

I just play with friends

[crude fern]

• take up alot of time

[crude fern]

• i have 0 energy

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[boreal torrent]

o

[lapis lava]

veeeee 😭

[fallow pawn]

shes playing portal

with me

[lapis lava]

what if i trapped veev in a portal

[fallow drum]

just sounds like a pretty good friendship to me

[lapis lava]

yop

@fallow drum if i put hundreds of fried frogs next to you would you eat them

[bold adder]

kuru kuru

[fallow drum]

yes i LOVE frog legs

[lapis lava]

(one could be wing)

[fallow drum]

they are some of the tastiest foods

[boreal torrent]

getting a thinkpad and upgrading it sounds actually so fun

[boreal torrent]

like wtf

i can get a thinkpad t480 with a bad screen

and upgrade it

to one with a 4K display covering 100% of sRGB

[fallow drum]

not allowed

[boreal torrent]

what

[fallow drum]

[lapis lava]

microsoft windows…

[boreal torrent]

wdym not allowed...

samara is using windows the world is over

go back to macos @fallow pawn

[fallow drum]

sammy was never a true mac user

[cinder goblet]

kitties sleeping on my bed so i’m sleeping on the couch #goodmom

oh my god one of my cats puked on the carpet

bottom right second pic 😭😭😭

[boreal torrent]

the discord overlay

i forgot it even existed

first time seeing someone using it in years

😭

[lapis lava]

i need discord hot corner...

guhnome made me expect everything to happen by hovering a corner

[grand crypt]

@lapis lavachange name back to nin0

cannot tell who you are

thank you

having come from a small town in italy, this internet speed makes me so happy

[crude fern]

ayo???

[edgy ermine]

@lapis lava haiii ninaa

[lapis lava]

hii blobCatCozy

[grand crypt]

id have to put a 10gb game to download overnight

now im downloading a 25gb game in under 10 minutes

[crude fern]

NIN0

[lapis lava]

stellaaaaa 😭

[crude fern]

:3

[grand crypt]

nino why you never do samuuuuu 😭

[lapis lava]

oookay lets not make chat degen

[grand crypt]

nin00000000 😭

[lapis lava]

samuuuuu 😭

[grand crypt]

had to check why you said this

disgusting ngl

[crude fern]

bwa

[boreal torrent]

I should rewrite my site in funny tech

once i get my laptop

Haskell + OCaml maybe

[grand crypt]

you will

explode your website

and rewrite mine

[boreal torrent]

nope

[grand crypt]

💯

[deep ginkgo]

whats twitter

[grand crypt]

enty needs to chill the fuck out

[boreal torrent]

It'll be peak to get a Thinkpad then install [Nix | Guix | OpenBSD], upgrade external battery, upgrade RAM, upgrade SSD, and also upgrade internal battery and display in the future

maybe Nix or Guix are saner options so I could actually do some light gaming on it

[crude fern]

why was that a response

[lapis lava]

nix so bad

https://getfedora.org blobCatCozy

guix

wasnt there the knockoff nix reply

[boreal torrent]

That's why I'm considering Guix

Guix is a Nix fork with an actual good language

Nix language is so fucking terrible

but Nix has more software coverage I guess

[lapis lava]

yop

nix has many packages

[boreal torrent]

NixOS is actually pretty good for servers

DISABLE THE AUTO HUSK

NixOS

[lapis lava]

if you use nixos on a desktop you have the nix autism

[boreal torrent]

bro

[lapis lava]

servers are the only sane use case

[boreal torrent]

I used to daily drive Alpine and FreeBSD

i'm autistic as fuck

[lapis lava]

alpine insane

only sane in docker containers

[boreal torrent]

Alpine is very good

It's very minimal and works fine

[fallow drum]

i will forever be a debian user

[paper gate]

@fallow drum is old

u

[lapis lava]

faye loves node 12

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[lapis lava]

@open pasture i love swift

[fallow pawn]

omg so cute

[lapis lava]

commit of all time @paper gate

[fresh ledge]

Fatppuccin

[paper gate]

yop

[fallow drum]

kevin had better bits

need kevin back

[paper gate]

@fallow drum hiiiii

[fallow drum]

nop

[paper gate]

you hate me

[fallow drum]

nop

[paper gate]

destroy @fallow drum

[rare trout]

I was munching on a cactus salad sprinkled with moon dust when my toaster started giving me advice on stock investments. "Buy low, butter them high!" it exclaimed, as the refrigerator nodded in agreement. At that moment, my pet cucumber, Sir Squigglybottoms, waltzed into the room dressed as Napoleon, carrying an umbrella and reciting Shakespeare's hidden sonnets to my bewildered house plant, Jonathan the Second.
"Snap, crackle, and chevrotain," I said to myself, as I realized there was a rainbow surfing in my cereal bowl, waving tiny marshmallow hands at me. Clearly, they were plotting a rebellion against the tyranny of the milk.
Suddenly, my floor turned into a desert and my shoes became sentient lizards. “We're off to see the Wombat Queen of Timbuktu," they announced, before scampering off with my socks.
And remember, folks, if the lightbulbs start moonwalking in your living room, it's time to apologize to the universe. Peace out, and don't forget to brush your elbows! Wise words from Aspy

[rare trout]

[boreal torrent]

Debian is very cool

[paper gate]

yes

[boreal torrent]

Trisquel GNU/Linux looks very interesting to me, too

[fresh ledge]

@paper gate send minky pic

[rare trout]

Are you auto-correct? Cause I keep getting the word 'eyes' when I type 'on you'

[boreal torrent]

But I don't have compatible software

So it's pointless to me

[crude fern]

thats whatyou look like

[boreal torrent]

https😕/

[rare trout]

https😕/

[boreal torrent]

This will be my new status

For at least one week

[paper gate]

I'm not home

[crude fern]

send minky pic.

now.

[last karma]

vminker

[rare trout]

vminker

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[crude fern]

babe why won't you respond i showed you my minky

[boreal torrent]

I feel so dumb.

idk why

[rare trout]

your minky isnt big

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[boreal torrent]

I should just make an effort to become less dumb....

not smart but less dumb

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[crude fern]

yes we know you are

[rare trout]

damn.....

[crude fern]

hi

hi

i exist

im chicken nuggets

revanced died goddamnit

sure

cannibalism

gn

make it fall down.

[boreal torrent]

Why are some PluralKit users are so hostile when you disagree with them

idgi

[crude fern]

wdym

WTF IS WIDE SEARCH BAR

[boreal torrent]

You criticize how the bot works regarding moderation features or just its actual effectiveness in accessibility of communication, then they start to insult you

[last karma]

PluralKit makes no sense to me

[crude fern]

idk what u mean, it seems to work fine when ive had it

[paper gate]

@open pasture

yes

[boreal torrent]

PluralKit was removed from this server reasonably due to the lack of proper moderation features, and the refusal of upstream to integrate these in their bot, iirc

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[boreal torrent]

cc PluralKit/PluralKit#267

[paper gate]

so ulgy

[boreal torrent]

Actually after reading this one year later

I kind of get their point

[cinder goblet]

i’m going to shoot you

[bold adder]

hey doctors why dont you study a f*cking ant colony

aeeaeeaeaeaeeeaaeeeeaeaaeea

[deep ginkgo]

i wish the ping inbox actually worked on pc discord

because it doesnt

[boreal torrent]

v cotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is vida loca! (#549019)

[boreal torrent]

VIDA LOCA

https://tenor.com/bvEC6.gif

[bold adder]

crazy life

[boreal torrent]

don't husk

shrek is awesome

[harsh minnow]

omg its X (formerly known as Twitter)

[boreal torrent]

don't leak its deadname...

maize husk rate-limit when

[fallow pawn]

we're producing goo

[grand crypt]

check my pfp on steam...

[paper gate]

goo

[fallow pawn]

vee has said goo like 20 times just now

[bold adder]

the baby after i feed them their mushy apples

[paper gate]

goo

[edgy ermine]

haiii

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine haiii

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

@open pasture Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

@open pasture Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.

@open pasture Touch and hold a clip to pin it. Unpinned clips will be deleted after 1 hour.

[edgy ermine]

haii

@open pasture

[paper gate]

kill

[bold adder]

pat pat

[paper gate]

@open pasture

nop

bad

awful

worse

@open pasture

[fallow pawn]

shes in my way

[paper gate]

guh

[cosmic otter]

@harsh minnow fat

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter

[cosmic otter]

hi @paper gate

[paper gate]

hi

[rough crater]

cant it just say

green

[cosmic otter]

theres more than one shade of green

[open pasture]

what if we blew up the world

[soft wadi]

D:

[paper gate]

what if we blew up wings house

[cosmic otter]

gloom development cancelled

[paper gate]

transferred to me

finished in single day

[cosmic otter]

nop

id rather it die

you would destroy it

[paper gate]

nop

gloom abandoned by you

[cosmic otter]

the library im working on is going to be used in gloom

[paper gate]

2038

[lavish schooner]

mewwm

[paper gate]

@wi.ng

@cosmic otter

[fallow pawn]

????????????????????????

[solemn plank]

@harsh minnow i'm guessing you would want more effort than just copy-pasting the plugin description over for the READMEs, right?

[sly heath]

why cant i use stickers from other servers anymore

nvm i can

[solemn plank]

normal

i love making scripts! i love automation!

making drafts for README.mds

[grand crypt]

think you are missing a readme

[solemn plank]

its making drafts for ones that lack one

[tall dew]

chat are there any plugins that are for editing images like when you attach it? there was one for betterdiscord

[mossy egret]

erm selfbot much

[solemn plank]

how is this a selfbot

[last karma]

What?

[solemn plank]

insane

[mossy egret]

Shrug

[near wharf]

oh no poor discord api 😢

[mossy egret]

rip lil vro

[near wharf]

mfs will call themself a communist and then be like erm selfbotting harms the big cooperation therefor it is bad

[wary geyser]

Screw discord

[mossy egret]

😭

[solemn plank]

i think venbot should automatically ban you if you get both needy and no support

[near wharf]

i was muted for saying the truth

what happened to FREE SPEECH huh??

[rich hornet]

i ate it

[near wharf]

thats my SIXTH AMMENDMENT RIGHT

[unreal siren]

Free speech but not freedom of consequence

[mossy egret]

what did you say?

[solemn plank]

its kinda funny that moderators cant say the name of their automated counterpart

afaik

[near wharf]

autonomous moderator

what r u talkin bout

auto moderator

auto mod

what r u on bro\

its not even blocked

blud is schizo

[solemn plank]

vchars

[neon ferry]

​​ a ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER A
​ u ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER U
​ t ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER T
​ o ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER O
​ ​ SPACE
​ m ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER M
​ o ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER O
​ d ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER D

[solemn plank]

wtf

???

[near wharf]

u are actually schizo

[solemn plank]

why isnt it flagged with a space

[near wharf]

auto-mod

[mossy egret]

you know, I could time both of you out right now for bypassing the rules

[near wharf]

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ

[native locust]

can i represent the,?

[solemn plank]

squares

[native locust]

them*

[solemn plank]

who

[native locust]

im taking law rn

u

[solemn plank]

sure

[native locust]

i'll be ur defense attorney, pro bono

[mossy egret]

these?

[near wharf]

go ahead my dad is friends with ven

[mossy egret]

let’s see

[near wharf]

he can blow up ur discord

[native locust]

YES, statue of limitations states that if action is not taken when it happened then you cant take action now

essentially, the time frame to pursue the case has passed/expired

[near wharf]

AYO UNBAN MY MANS

HE AINT DO NUTTIN

FREE MY MANS

[open pasture]

ayo what

[near wharf]

IM PROTESTING

THIS IS A STRIKE

.......

[solemn plank]

its so sad @twin crag got banned

[grand crypt]

Even in a triple homicide?

[mossy egret]

@crude fern ban when? /joke

[near wharf]

REAL

[native locust]

uh, depends on when it happened

[near wharf]

elh has literally admitted to having the same moral framework as donald trump

and literally nobody cares

insane

[grand crypt]

They are a fucking weirdo.

[native locust]

might i also add, in 1999 there was not sufficient evidence/modern ways to prove it

[near wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-tempt-you-cheese-sticks-bfb-ii-gif-15981176363399760117

[signal rose]

the actual video is funnier

[grand crypt]

Tempted

[empty storm]

gwa

[grand crypt]

IM GOING CRAZY

[solemn plank]

december 3rd, about 10 pm, aided by another person

[grand crypt]

I'm going absolutely CRAZY

[native locust]

something tells me this case was not choosen at random, where do i know that case from?

[empty storm]

https://tenor.com/view/amazing-sea-life-sealife-mantaray-manta-ray-gif-11646833704028579825

[grand crypt]

@twin crag I WILL MAKE YOU PERISH FROM THE MORTAL REALM, PUT YOUR BODY THROUGH A WOODCHIPPER, MAKE HAMBURGERS WITH YOUR GRINDED BODY, AND FEED IT TO EVERYONE IN THIS SERVER

[native locust]

wha?

[solemn plank]

death threat...

[native locust]

what did the poor dude do?

[empty storm]

i do not want to eat a @twin crag burger

[grand crypt]

Just you watch...

Just you wait and see...

[native locust]

yall crusifying his ass

[solemn plank]

unis

[native locust]

me too bro, they be making spagetti noodle jokes on me

[solemn plank]

sameee

[empty storm]

sory im just not into cannibalism

[grand crypt]

[empty storm]

actually its only cannibalism if youre also a bunny

[solemn plank]

[native locust]

what if u were on an island, would u do that?

idk if i would

what could i possibly do

[grand crypt]

Is he a lawyer?

[native locust]

i aint gonna just sue yall

[empty storm]

i think if the only food was another human id drown instead because the human meat would make me sick and give me a much slower and more painful death

[native locust]

yall im not a lawyer

i said im taking law

[solemn plank]

CapriSun

[grand crypt]

Aw shucks, was going to present to you a really difficult case

[empty storm]

tasty prion disease

[native locust]

yoo this brings up another fun thing my friends asked me, would u marry a homie to get them a green card?

[solemn plank]

disease

[native locust]

i can give it a go

[grand crypt]

Yeah

[empty storm]

yea

[grand crypt]

But we staying together for life

And we doing all the homosexual stuff

[native locust]

thats what i said, my friends wouldnt do it to give me a green card tho

[grand crypt]

Because otherwise

[solemn plank]

?plo

o

[grand crypt]

They could take away their visa

And put me in prison

[native locust]

bro u dont gotta go above and beyond. u can claim it was for a dare

[grand crypt]

No, they will get deported and I will get arrested

How old are you again?

[native locust]

in some states in USA if you can present a convincing enough argument that it was for a dare, the state will make it seem as if it never happened

i forgot which states but ik its possible

[solemn plank]

truth or dare went horribly wrong. 30 small elephants in the white house

[grand crypt]

Give me a big shiny diamond ring and I'll think about it

[solemn plank]

20

[grand crypt]

Imagine this but releasing 40 silverback gorillas in a preschool

[empty storm]

fear

[solemn plank]

yall remember the toddler that breached the white house gates

[native locust]

this is smth tyler cassidy would say

[grand crypt]

DONT COMPARE WHAT I SAY TO TYLER CASSIDY

[solemn plank]

turn orange. thats bad.

[native locust]

eh, u could never match him bc hes legendary but it was close enough

[solemn plank]

possible explosion

[grand crypt]

Yeah, but this isn't in reference to green cards

[empty storm]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-driving-toyota-drive-bunny-driving-gif-21922450

[solemn plank]

n nmnbnbb

vhelp

[neon ferry]

Cotd Commands

​ cotd ​ ​ ​Shows the current cozy of the day
reroll-cotd ​ ​ ​Rerolls the current cozy of the day

Use vhelp <command> for more information on a specific command!

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[empty storm]

bynu

[grand crypt]

If we talk green cards, there is no way you can get out of abusing the marital greencard system

[solemn plank]

vmytop

[neon ferry]

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[native locust]

just marry ur homie for a green card, then say it was for a dare, ur homie gets the green card, and it doesnt look like u two were ever married

[solemn plank]

only 33 times?

[grand crypt]

It doesn't work like that

[keen kernel]

https://archive.org/details/explodingtntvsev0000expl

[grand crypt]

Are you actually studying law?

At all??

[native locust]

in some states it does

[grand crypt]

Is there precedent when it comes to immigration?

[native locust]

yes, in some states if you can argue it was a dare then the state will make it seem like u two were never married

[solemn plank]

when did i use the pouring liquid

[grand crypt]

I'm talking to a brick wall

[native locust]

?

[grand crypt]

Gn chat

[solemn plank]

🫗

[native locust]

i aint even know that was an emoji

[solemn plank]

same

[bold adder]

same

[native locust]

oh shit

its midnight for me

farewell fellas

good night/morning

[solemn plank]

😋 ⌛

[empty storm]

are you gonna eat the hourglass

[solemn plank]

yeah

[native locust]

[-] zyphxe left the chat.

[solemn plank]

🆑🅾️🆖

[empty storm]

todays regular color doesnt look great but idk i just dont like a lot of greens

[solemn plank]

vhelp vmytop]

[neon ferry]

Command ​vmytop]​ not found.

[solemn plank]

vhelp vmytop

vhelp vmytop]

[neon ferry]

Command ​vmytop]​ not found.

[solemn plank]

fuck

vhelp vmytop

vhelp vmytop

[neon ferry]

Mytop (myt, myst, mystats)

Get stats about your most used emojis or stickers

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[solemn plank]

vmytop reactions

[neon ferry]

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[empty storm]

i was wondering what the stopsign creature meant then realized its just the cooldown warning

[placid remnant]

its been 4h since i dmed vee about badges update

[solemn plank]

when did i 👍🏿 react someone???

vmytop stickers

[neon ferry]

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[solemn plank]

channe

[harsh minnow]

https://fixvx.com/ODD_Stan/status/1862186404870008844.mp4

[rare trout]

https://identitypollution.com/products/trashy-mouse-pad

[solemn plank]

cant wait for the hairy creature emoji

[empty storm]

fear

[winter girder]

Yall vee ghosted me

[edgy ermine]

no way

[winter girder]

Yes way 😞😞

[boreal torrent]

vmytop reactions

[neon ferry]

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[boreal torrent]

vrlb

[neon ferry]

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[boreal torrent]

hoyl fuck

2045

[neon ferry]

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[boreal torrent]

true

you did

now husk more people

[fallow pawn]

yeah I saved it on ios

it turned into a jpeg sorry

[bold adder]

i have an english paper due on tuesday

havent started

⠀

[paper gate]

@verbal ledge haii

[verbal ledge]

haiii

[near wharf]

fucking bitch ass bitch

[rare trout]

damn

[rough dome]

oh hey elon is a fucking moron you should ignore his tweets

[rare trout]

do i want to know

[fallow pawn]

vban 7

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned benmaker9851 (@grave solar)

[rare trout]

what was it

[near wharf]

why deleted

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1311500497642983524/cachedVideo.mov?ex=674bb885&is=674a6705&hm=ec53567a409ac540efd93f3294c432df44fe8cbd536680313b558a930ff08e62&

[lavish owl]

oh my gotto

[near wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-mods-the-mean-mods-steam-giftcard-anime-girl-crying-discord-mods-banning-gif-13561053906378352143

[fallow pawn]

🌽

[solemn plank]

free zero dollar

click her

[near wharf]

definitely not a moron dude controls all 3 branches of the us government

clearly he did something right

[near wharf]

did they piss on eachother or take turns

[solemn plank]

non euclidean pissing

[winter girder]

time to go back to windows 😔

[solemn plank]

fuck my life. why do chase banks gotta look like that

[rare trout]

[solemn plank]

steam no longer works on 7 or 8

[minor goblet]

YIPEEE VENCORD WORKED I HAVE THEMES

[solemn plank]

no wonder i havent seen many peiple complaining about vencord not working on 7

[rare trout]

this happened 10 months ago

[main wyvern]

gg

[rare trout]

*11

[bold adder]

aint no way 💀

[solemn plank]

but only now it actually just wont run apparently

https://d.vxtwitter.com/findluigi/status/1861605889867719069?s=46

solve my riddle.

吸盤ビーム ｢SUCKER BEAM｣

吸盤ビーム ｢SUCKER BEAM｣

[bold adder]

sucker beam

[solemn plank]

—

[paper gate]

cat suckler

[wary geyser]

my fault g

[covert patio]

why is this menu semi transparent bruh

[rain trench]

got our server raided with the external app bs 🔥

thanks john discord

[solemn plank]

please

me: *peeing in the toilet*
the bleach-based toilet cleaner that was just used on said toilet mixing with the ammonia in my urine:

[fallow pawn]

i mean external apps make no difference in raids

[rain trench]

well thanks to ntts that's how a lot of skids did it

lol

significantly more easier than actual raid

from what I understand

[fallow pawn]

well all it does is make it easier really so its not much different from before

so its not a problem really

[rain trench]

it is

reduces barrier of entry when it was already very low

[hazy tapir]

windows moment

[mossy egret]

honestly, kind of your fault, especially when you don’t pay attention to the announcements when discord makes announces on new permissions and make sure that you have them set up correctly

[rain trench]

????????

announced where???

if it's so important why is it on by default then???

[edgy ermine]

now that you mention it i might actually enable external apps in my server again

[hazy tapir]

also what the hell does shiggels mean

[edgy ermine]

that way my bot can pick up if someone uses them too quickly

[fallow pawn]

sadly when you make a new server a lot of permissions are default, including mentioning everyone

but discord doesnt really consider that not everyone follows what they're implementing

[mossy egret]

also by default, any competent discord bot like Maki and even Wick just has a built-in by default in their anit-raid protection

[fallow pawn]

all you can really tell if theyre adding something like this is something like their dev server, community server added announcements, or something that publishes discord experiments that theyre working on

[paper gate]

nini

[rain trench]

not a new server

it's more than 2 years old and all permissions were carefully tweaked

[fallow pawn]

it doesnt matter really

[rain trench]

this is something new that popped up without any warning and went under our radar

[fallow pawn]

Im just saying that discord doesn't really care

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn

[rain trench]

so we've established that discord is dumb

I'm glad we agree

[fallow pawn]

I've never disagreed

[rain trench]

can't believe I'm expected to check permissions every two weeks

or whenever they decide to add something new

[solemn plank]

tip: pour bleach in used cat litter to clean it! this totally won't create chlorine gas

[covert patio]

guys is it safe to update OEM amd drivers? last time i tried it it completely fucked up my pc lol(had to reinstall)

[rare trout]

tip: pour bleach and ammonia into a toilet for an absolutely heavenly clean

[fallow pawn]

around 4 months ago disocrd gave an announcement in their developer server which should've forwarded that message to every community server

[solemn plank]

the ai isnt even right...

the ai isnt even right...

[fallow pawn]

this was the heads up, but not everyone reads these

[rain trench]

never seen this until now

:3

[solemn plank]

mustard gas can not be made with bleach and ammonia

[mossy egret]

ask google AI if Google has done anything unethical

[solemn plank]

lol

[dull tapir]

local tos breakers, is there a way to have a second discord to run two accounts at the same time while using vencord

[fallow pawn]

open canary.discord.com and discord.com in 2 different tabs

[paper gate]

discord has an account switcher built in

[dull tapir]

nah like, two applications

[fallow pawn]

bad

[fallow pawn]

yeah the tabs

[paper gate]

euthanize it

[dull tapir]

im talkin about like, two exes running

no silly browser

[fallow pawn]

download normal discord and then download canary/ptb discord

[unreal siren]

Wait till you find out what discord is

[dull tapir]

lmaoo

[edgy ermine]

This dude insists he can find a way to re-apply and break the server-side check

(He has yet to find a way to reapply)

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine nini

[edgy ermine]

nini!!

[formal flume]

bunny/pyoncord finally broke for me

anyone got any recommendations for a vencord like app on mobile

[edgy ermine]

none really atm

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/michele-michelle-michele-lee-michelle-lee-strinova-gif-11505481409987885158

mobile client modding scene is dead

[spark crescent]

it didn't for me

[fallow pawn]

and worse: making a tweak attracts jailbrea**rs

[edgy ermine]

^

You didnt't censor it enough
************

[fallow pawn]

i would but too much formatting to do on my iphone

@edgy ermine sideload community is so cancer when it comes to stuff like tweaks

they will mention some obscure service you've never heard of and how they paid for it and you will have no choice to either help them navigate that weird service or just refuse help at all

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-25649629

[fallow pawn]

android is justa single install

well unless its a miui user

[edgy ermine]

so glad I left the jailb****ing community

[fallow pawn]

jb is worse bc like since theres like 20 million more options

you gotta help with jb support so they could install your tweak

and you know how jb support is

[edgy ermine]

real

[fallow pawn]

its just too unbearable

androids have it easy :(

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-mari-iochi-mari-cat-meow-gif-13181725879773079912

[edgy ermine]

if only apple didn't dox me on my app store page...

[wraith osprey]

at least your imessage still works while jailbroken

i hate google let me root and have RCS

[fallow pawn]

LMAO

[edgy ermine]

it's supposed to

[edgy ermine]

LOL

[noble forge]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-liquid-cup-cute-gif-5803945508306517547

boooo

w gif tho

[fallow pawn]

android users when they root and lose half their services

[wraith osprey]

i just want a custom MD3 palette & icons 😭

[fallow pawn]

somehow apple just gives no shit about jailbreakers

[edgy ermine]

real...

[fallow pawn]

why does google even care they let apps that can use root on the playstore

[wraith osprey]

to protect RCS and tap to pay from scary hackers

[fallow pawn]

dont you need to like

idk

grant permissions?

root is supposed to be somewhat secure from what I understand

[edgy ermine]

what's wrong with RCS

why does it need to be "secured"

[solemn plank]

works on my machine

[stark herald]

Guh guhhh

[edgy ermine]

com.robtop.geometryjump

[fallow pawn]

u should make jb more secure hhls

[wraith osprey]

yop with insane module

[solemn plank]

had a chat with gemini considering this image. we are doomed

[solemn plank]

nope

[edgy ermine]

imo jb without ssh is actually pretty secure, the only vulnerability is the human behind the screen

[wraith osprey]

god pisseth god taketh

[wraith osprey]

wha

[solemn plank]

do you have the gapps

[marble coral]

Hi Im John

[edgy ermine]

im serious with this one

[wraith osprey]

what

[fallow pawn]

you know jailbreakers just install ANYTHINGGGG their sense of security is basically none

its kinda funny

[wraith osprey]

korbororro what are u talking about

[solemn plank]

google components

[marble coral]

Its my birthday today

[wraith osprey]

i knopw what gapps is

[solemn plank]

thats all i needed

[edgy ermine]

Hi John, I'm HHLS, do you need help with Vencord?

[wraith osprey]

are you rooted

[solemn plank]

for google messages to worj

[solemn plank]

yop

kernelsu

[marble coral]

What is this vencord thing about?

[fallow pawn]

Hi John, I'm Samara, do you need help with Vencord?

[wraith osprey]

what modules

[boreal torrent]

Hi

[solemn plank]

no modules needed

[edgy ermine]

i need a new name for this account HHLS is a pretty boring name

[solemn plank]

dont think anything changes it

[fallow pawn]

I got one

[boreal torrent]

hahalosahtwo

revolutionary innit

[fallow pawn]

neko hacks

[edgy ermine]

i should have gotten rid of "hahalosah" while i had the chance

[edgy ermine]

guh

[boreal torrent]

nekohaxxtwo

[wraith osprey]

you have PIF

[solemn plank]

lolohasah

[wraith osprey]

yopu are certified insane

[solemn plank]

one sec

[wraith osprey]

swMY PHONE JUST DIED

[edgy ermine]

i want a name not a username

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine theres ssh by default on some jbs

[edgy ermine]

root/alpine?

[fallow pawn]

yeah

[solemn plank]

me too in a sec

[fallow pawn]

kmao

[solemn plank]

1%

[fallow pawn]

openssh is just installed by default

[boreal torrent]

I got Ayuxia from joining two random syllables

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/oomfsomething/status/1862224743203590545

[boreal torrent]

ayu + xia

ayu came from axy

[edgy ermine]

someone should name me

[keen junco]

Sorry

[quasi ravine]

never too late to turn to nekohacks

[wraith osprey]

marvin what the hell is this

[keen junco]

oomf gay asf

[boreal torrent]

Amora is a pretty name

[wraith osprey]

go watch arcane

[fallow pawn]

neko hacks

[boreal torrent]

lc.tr amora -from pt

[keen junco]

I already did

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇵🇹  Portuguese   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

blackberry

Google Translate • labsCore

[boreal torrent]

blackberry

[quasi ravine]

ill name you salt

[boreal torrent]

Hehelosalt

[verbal ledge]

neko hacks

[stark herald]

hahalo🧂

[quasi ravine]

nekosalt

[wraith osprey]

marvin youve been forgiven

[verbal ledge]

you're not the first one to make this joke 😭

[keen junco]

Thank you

[verbal ledge]

it's surprising how that joke keeps coming back up

[boreal torrent]

I ditched one of my older username because it sounds weeby as fuck

[verbal ledge]

it doesnt even make sense!!

[quasi ravine]

ironically when i first saw hhls i read hahalosalt

[boreal torrent]

Ayuxia sounds even more weebier....

[fallow pawn]

hahalo🧂

[stark herald]

weeb

[boreal torrent]

Nop

I am no weeb

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-they-judge-me-before-they-even-know-me-gif-17717984

[verbal ledge]

samar

[stark herald]

all ayu do is watch games and play anime

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-head-spinning-gif-12552456361102904795

[boreal torrent]

is thar neuro-sama

[fallow pawn]

yea

[verbal ledge]

samar

you can replace the last a with literally any emoji

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-anime-gif-5036495

[boreal torrent]

@verbal ledge have you realized you can respond "hahalo🧂" back to fres

[fallow pawn]

[boreal torrent]

just say

[verbal ledge]

nekohxx

[boreal torrent]

🇪🇸

[verbal ledge]

nekohxx

[fallow pawn]

es

[boreal torrent]

take your revenge

es

[verbal ledge]

@stark herald 🇫🇷🇪🇸

[stark herald]

NOP

[boreal torrent]

I'll get my laptop in one or two months I think

I'm happy

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1251374269691203634/rumia-dance.gif

[verbal ledge]

i have an image of evil samara somewhere

[fallow pawn]

https://d.vxtwitter.com/findluigi/status/1862753467678249065?s=46 @verbal ledge @edgy ermine new find luigi has dropped

[verbal ledge]

i give up

THERE HE IS

THERE HE IS

[boreal torrent]

guh i wish there was a sane way to develop mobile apps for both ios and android without a mac

WITHOUT REACT NATIVE

[fallow pawn]

lets goooo

[boreal torrent]

Unfortunately, React Native seems to be the only way

[harsh crest]

What should I buy?

[verbal ledge]

there is

oh sorry i didn't see "sane"

nvm

[boreal torrent]

say it

say it

[fallow pawn]

you say not react native

[boreal torrent]

guhhh

wait true

thinkpads can easily be hackintoshed

i could dual boot linux and macos just fine

[fallow pawn]

have you thought of flutter

[boreal torrent]

nope

[fallow pawn]

good bc I heard jts bad

[boreal torrent]

isnt dart pretty much abandoned

[fallow pawn]

tbh cross platform apps are pretty hard to do when it comes to mobile

[soft wadi]

https://x.com/outofcontxtdubs/status/1862546053569843233?s=46&t=otwX8DMqrGR2ZaJXnqsLOw

Out Of Context International Dubs (@OutOfContxtDubs) on X

Show: The Penguins of Madagascar
Language: German

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