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good god. my servers cross over so much
i'm about to play it rn
i love gentoo so fucking much

\
bedrock pvp is so fun
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it's way more fun and more skill-based than java 1.7 ngl
uhhh
what if minecraft was written in rust
skill based?
my \ key is kinda fucked on my keyboard atm so sometimes I just accidentally \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
@paper gate
more
i dont think you understand how bedrock works
yes i love shitting on 11 year old mobile players
what should I make this
its not really a distro
Vectorized
vencordr
most servers queue you by input method
or platform
Hive queues you by platform, so Windows players only fight against Windows players
Cubecraft queues you by input method (saner)
untrue
so if you're on keyboard, you only fight keyboard players
i queue mobile players on hhive
It doesn't most of the time
PBMM is automatically disabled when a game type has under 200 players (measured per queue type, such as solos, not per whole game). This is re-evaluated every 10 minutes.
I can't mine bedrock π
anways
the James bond ball torture chair in question:
this still doesnt change the fact that i queue mobile players on the hive
it used to perform way better than java
next bedrock minecraft joke i hear about bedrock linux from someone will end up with their skull crushed open
now it fucking doesnt
imagine a js project but every variable is defined by a function
yeah

haha minecraft (please)
ggggggggg
renderdragon is ass
treasure wars was so boring cause ud just win every game
no competition
@blazing crypt

treasure wars is gone
there's only bedwars
someone remind me to actually fix mpv so i can actually do system update stuff
i know
Wrong reply
i have the legacy title thing for it
whats that field of view
treasure was way more cool
even in the new bedwars
popularity
NOBODY REMIND
never played again
@crude fern bedrock 
lol
bedwars more known than treasure wars
jump bridging and 18cps is just instant win
not really
Quake Pro
it does
but if you're clicking like 8 you're fine
kb reducing still applies on bedrock
j;lgkfjohkjflkhj;ksajlkKHoygZLHJ:
*EXPLODE(
yeah
but not by
cps
cps doesn't reduce your kb on bedrock
no
jumping is so fucked on bedrock tho
you have other ways
like jump reducing
wdym
1.8 pvp lovers when i use autoclicker
manage a blew
thats how I read that
please send help
axyie u should duel me on mmc
everybody basically autoclicks anyway
my current mouse doesn't dc tho π
eu or na
neither
is binding scroll to click and using a can of air cheating
i just force ip π
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. mayb
because it's expensive
rip
id k
ive never used exitlag before
@slow crag 
o i should just go the lazy route and do lunarr anways
lunar ba d
INSANE IT OPENED IE
guhhhhhhhh guhhhhhh
bites you and gives you rabies
ye i saw it
i havent played in months
neitherr i think
what kind of rabbit hole did i just stumble upon
estrogen.productions redirects to i.e-z.host
i.e-z.host redirects to e-z.gg
will i find yet another layer
finally
π idk
function addTwoNumbers(first, second) {
let sum = first + second;
return sum;
console.log(sum)
}
addTwoNumbers(5, 10);
chat im so confused why doesnt this work π
hi
wdym
its morning for u.
BRO DO I NOT HAVE THIS???
5. You should declare a sum variable.
6. Your sum variable should have the value 15.
7. You should assign sum the value from calling the addTwoNumbers function with 5 and 10 for the arguments.
do you mean it
why console is afther return?
π
in js, return jumps out of the function
i remember why i dont play this server
mf
have you held a 3d pad
damnit
function addTwoNumbers(first, second) {
let sum = first + second;
return sum;
}
let sum = addTwoNumbers(5, 10);
that controller
now looks better, did it work?
its saying that you must have a variable named sum which value is the result of addTwoNumbers function
try js function addTwoNumbers(first, second) { return first + second; } let sum = addTwoNumbers(5, 10); console.log(sum)
lol
woah
i am at 139ms
that's the lowest i've ever got on an EU server
π
bro i dont get this
why does that work
i thought you needed the variable within the function it said nothing about where to put it
it's saying you should assign the value from calling addToNumbers, not assign in addTwoNumbers
sobbing
Declare a sum variable and assign it the value of calling your addTwoNumbers function
i should get better at reading directions
you should
what does exitlag do
arent vpn's inherently slow
because it has an efficient Brazil-Europe route
ISPs do Brazil-USA-Europe
so without ExitLag I'd get double the ping
nop
im so sad the saturn flopped
lemme show an comparison
without
honeslty dreamcast controller is slightly less comfy than saturn, but its
kinda, if B is your node then you'll need to AβBβC instead of just AβC
still really nice to hold
with it
the CHAD joeseph vs the BETA trump
which one of you is this
90% of vencord users in these
also as ceo of women i would like to declare that our brains are NOT too small to drive
live in the balls and always be burger king gaming
whos that cute little lesbian
just big enough to drinkand drive
true!
lesbians
vvvvv
that one game
@fallow pawn
@harsh minnow will 3d print luce
tbh i would not care at all if he was speeding nor would anybody else, even though three times the speed limit is excessive. the only issue is he was speeding in what seemed like a school zone lol
nop
people who are posting those schizo reposts are just farming for engagement or genuinely stupid
damn free piss role
gotta love 100% ai generated luce merch 
exactly
@harsh minnow our flag look
lesbiab
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exodus is for 3 dollaroonos
both have no blue check so i think theyre dumb
me too
going 90mph in a place where a lot of kids seem to be is stupid because you literally cannot react quick enough even if the kid was like 50 feet in front of you
IT'S ON ETSY
especially since it was on a small street with a lot of trees and stuff
kinda based if he hits one tho /j
it was also the second time he has tried to blur the speed he was going lol
which is kinda funny
rosie yapping
"i had no clue guys. trust"
please don't use the word schizo the voices in my head tell me its offensive
schizo
peak
@fallow drum
amazing
most useful dropdown
full moon tonight, you know what that means @fallow drum
@fallow drum
where do i buy
I hate that my camera makes night shots artificially bright
and i hate you random citizen
on a full moon i become more creature. i become moth^2
burgr
every day i inch more and more into boomerism
why we all sleeping on xin
yeah that's how aging works
@harsh minnow do you like the stars
NOOOOOOOO
wait a minute
that will embed one day
waiting
ya theyre cool
if that witch i met didnt give me a youth potion then what did i drink???
@fallow pawn hi
just finished the worst exam iβve ever had
poison
estrogn
bwah
@harsh minnow u love
@harsh minnow i will unleash the rage of one thousand stars upon you
hi......
but this is mip we're talking about!

i think samie wants me to explode
guys i wanna put a banner in my profile but how?
@boreal torrent ?
easy! just send me $5 first
guys i wanna ban ?
vban
@harsh minnow u love
this is jusy super smash bros echo fighter luce
don't listen to her she's a woman she doesn't know anything
theyβre nice to stare at when you have a lot going on in your head
trueeeeee
aint no hate like christan love
STOP GOING SLOWER
real
love luce, hate,,, religion (not religious people, it's just my opinion)
night walks with liminal music better
@tough drift i worship you
AWHHH i love this fanart sm
@harsh minnow I needa new pfp
charle
@slow urchin remember the obama death ray plot
the fucking what
"I FβββββG HATE"
are you also a space fanatic
or do you just like the stars
chair game
what
the gays will successfully co opt luce into being one of their own
uuus
we will rescue her from the pedophilic grasp of the Catholic church
realest
thats unholy
the gays will b
who crashed my discord and how
;)
aw fuck not again
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vcotd
why is it piss color
it's old gold color
petition to make this a sticker/emoji here (blobcatcozy if u agree)
get it right

old piss color

you're old piss color
i detect fres
i am piss
good god. drink water
Why is your piss that color
it should NOT be yellow
your piss should be light yellow
is red healthy
yes
the lighter it is = the overhydrated you are
very
this comes from an old DOS virus
ah so aim for black?
yes
my piss is either clear (i just drank half a gallon) or deep yellow (i haven't drank for 2 days)
oh aim for clear
thankfully you're not an US police officer
what about
Sometimes mine is green
purple
something about this one is offputting
hate
iirc that's required training for near-any job here
can someone tell me what thjs says
is this you
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can someone tell me what thjs says
my piss GLOWS . i am pristibe
"i am pristibe"
it is infact radiation poisoning
raccoon is a purple cat not a green alien cat
raccoon*
can we not have another politic debates
fixed
not a debate dw
egon a. cholakian sends his regards
wrong one π
sshfs my beloved
i dont mind
Hello

it's not fun when there's a political conversation going on

gotta love our felon childloving sweet home alabama loving president
guys quick talk about politics to make kocgum go away
fres froth
yop
you need to figure out a rhyme
like an apple away keeps the doctor away
y
otherwise it won't work
help
i froth
every few days trump kills some gays
oh ok
a politicial debate when kocgum is near, will make him dissappear
and absorbs them
is this loss
the presidential fear, cuts through conversations they hold dear
no
i cast: absorb you
you have gained the ability: concussion!
+1 brain damage
kocgum and windows defender sittin under the tree, k i s s i n g
omfg the server just poured sauce over all of the chicken and gave me the piece that has the least sauce
like why
Hello!
right wingers were using it to test for beta and alpha males
cpu is what he eats, opti-miz-ing is not his tea
this is like that orange test shit
aren't those greek letters
if u leaning on yo girl u a BETA!!!!
why windows defender
rot role
who eats cpu?
yeah
i would never
shiggy shiggy shiggy shiggy
kocgum with windows defender
i don't have a relationship with windows defender guys
whatever you were told is a lie
why not
im taken
idk, i saw her first
u will change pfp to
Cuz is stupid
NOO
yes
who stole my ability to screenshot
it crashed my pc thinking a kernel level anti cheat was a virus
Make it bonfie, Iβll change
idk who this is but i hate this person

she looks annoying
oh
Me?
tummy hurts
no the picture
I see
qq what pronouns does vee use (can't check while blocked)
Iβm sorry but I like her
why did vee block you
veev veeself
i like you significantly less now
how the fuck did this get delayed several hours
@daring cloud they use any prns
what is discord on
@daring cloud
luce
luce so cute
probably nixos yapping
vee is a woman
made by the catholic chrurch to appeal to the youngsters
Ok
you will use pronouns wo/man
luce looks like a bitch
i use veeee/π pronouns
nah luce cute
she would throw rocks at you
i can fix her β€οΈ
i have a gun
i'm sorry it's just that character is gooner type shit π
murica
aw nah
Lmao, is just I love her, but I respect your opinion lol
what's ya'lls FOV preference
mine's either 120, or 90
hunger games cli will accept any 4-tuple of pronouns (plus a bits<4> for whether they are plural)
90, which is max
isnt she like the church`s mascot or smthn
her design would be cool if it wasnt literally just a feminized and fetishized version of bonnie from fnaf π
??????? bro what
Cuz she is rabbit, and I love rabbits so badly, lol any rabbit I see, I love it!
360?
yeah and catholics hate her
how would that even work
@slow urchin Like without the thiccness?
fov must be <180
which is why we (the alphabet mafia) will claim her to be our own
for minecraft, 97
for shooters, 130
oh
without the insane proportions yes
my bad
cannot equal 180 unless you want to die
i cast adblocker
quake pro
Hmm
what shooter lets you change your fov
i remember how early minecraft versions had it so if you switched your FOV to quake pro, it was like unrealistically high
most
arma 3 has like 45 and it feels so claustrophobic
360 FOV when
i can't
@slow urchin Will, I use her profile just for fun but actually I focus on her pfp
as a i kid i would always turn up my fov all the way for EXTRA STIMULATION
so unfair
either through settings or a console
now im more normal
no the country
roblox
i like high fov for seeing things, but have a figura script for zooming
Or the counter itself?
Will, Iβm just ask cuz sometimes everyone call me bosnia instead of bonnia
on phantom forces if you set your fov to 130 you can see the reload animation doesn't actually put in a new mag, it just takes it out and puts the same one back in
γΏγγγΌγ¦γ§γ’
very silly
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Tupperware
i love steam and steamos so much
i need to stop skipping meals
someone get that tattooed
i could never food is too yummy
miyabi
Noice
bueno
who is nicole
1.7 trillion 4K 60fps gaming clips, each 3 seconds long, would take up approximately 86,700 TB of storage, assuming standard compression.
@harsh minnow unban skeebeedee literally 1984
brainrot role
bye
sob
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π©βπ¦Όββ‘οΈ
typescript
neofetch for tailscale*
i hate celery
it just gave up
celery with peanut butter is a based snack
what the fuck
trust dont knock till u try
neofetch over tailscale?
like
i had fetch.pool.net.eu.org/hostname for my tailnet before someone managed to find rce
something like
ohhh
woman_in_motorized_wheelchair_facing_right
just write your own json parser
why
yop
good
#1288616064183308348 is this chat dead?
how do I make mobile discord not try to send a filtered message every time it restarts
fuck
@lapis lava what if you could only talk in humans only
goddamnit did i break the context menu again
why is everyone sending me death threats nowadays
That wasnt for anyone
oh

miyabi
Now youβre disappointed people arenβt threatening to kill you
assumed it was for this (which is doubling as a check to see whether it was deleted since pyoncord is fucked)
but yeah i bump my question it's getting really annoying
Hm
Noice
wawa
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#ZenlessZoneZero, #HoshimiMiyabi
give her some more pixels pls
ears
all ears
Long ass ear π
35 days till miyabi
Noice
wha
Wait what?!
never talk again
Yippe
Pfff
I hate this levelβ¦
vban
i watched like the introduction
@daring cloud you love
ooooo
the bottom middle shouldn't be lit up should it?
nop
wait no
tailscale shill doesn't know ts logo...
it's
ooo
ooo
ooo
does unbolded gray look better
@daring cloud
needs more sauce
Remove the coleslaw and Iβd actually probably eat that
wtf...
gross..
Can I get some extra sauce with that? Just spray it on my hands.
why gross
umm sibidi toilet?
vban
Cease thy brainrot
don't ever post again
fym " β "
if vee βs you, run
β
π€
i should enable the soundmoji thing to see what they are
didnt work i give up
@tough drift monty return
Don't ever post again
duke java
Couldn't find a plugin with that name, and there are no plugins with similar names.
userplugin
fres
cloud sync
jq my beloved
what not running pacman -Syu for a year does
girl in gta
@harsh minnow
wake up honey new retard dance dropped https://fixvx.com/Blueberry_Hedy/status/1856566624981266663
don't say slurs
hii
it's not nice
vee does whatever he wants
hop off man
y'all update?
this dude glazing vee like they a king wdf
i aint never seen nothing like this before
whos vee again
wtf is a vee
i'm not in this server enough to understand this inside joke
the owner of this server
me neither
isn't vee that one letter in the alphabet
V?
Yeah V
no i think it's that one letter in the keyboard
we all just degraded
whats wrong with them
I think hes talking abouta drink guys
Need those glass bottle coke's
those are better, or they make you think its better
dont matter tastes better
the glass bottles use cane sugar instead of corn syrup
can someone plz give me gif and embed perms plsssss π
thats why it tastes better
oh no wonder
in some contries though, its like a little different like in, what was it
I saw a few vending machines the other day
Honduras
samara has never seen a vending machine irl
I beat up a vending machine cause it didnt give me my popcorn π₯
yes I have
the vending machine spat it out
that's mean
Would a fail on sensors and smbios table trigger an anti-cheat on a vm?
why did you say you saw vending machines
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-di-diddy? π¨ π¨
he kept holding my popcorn though
i saw a few birds the other day
I saw a blue jay the other day
i want to be a hummingbird
Real
other countries use cane sugar
only the us uses corn syrup and that's bc its much cheaper due to subsidies
another guh pass
yap until level 10
what level am I rn
π #π€-bot-commands
(Auto-response invoked by @daring cloud)
do u think
where am i
that
Im extrememly poor
Vencordβ’
tsfetch so powerful
good save ur sanity. i don't hate myself enough to reach level 10 here honestly there are better things to do
I take that back
you should send
you are free to do whatever you want
β will immediately make a flake for it
why
but thank you for tutorial
the new macos.. with apple intelligence ... π ... with apply intelligence
it can do this with just app
do what
mmy
the iphone mirroring
my internet
thing
got so shitty
thats not a free iphone though
out of a sudden
Oh
idk what that means
i am monitoring your github repos
guh
what u doing
can i eat
what do u think
i forgot that nin0 has his own git
seems cool
it lets you simulate apple devices so u can have an easier time developing for other platforms
im rich i have all the devices
ohh that's awesome
accidentally starred mb
nvm
lel
rah

me in real life
this is the most intrusive popup I've ever seen
ong
bro
@lapis lava @lapis lava fix my shitcode
β οΈ im awake

Collect my shitcode
imagine i could send a slenderman photo here
@lapis lava you should give @feral wyvern image sender
lmfao
collect my neofetches
why cant cats be chill like this
decided to set up newsboat
@viral cape rate
export class BufferedProgressBar extends ProgressBar {
private markers: number[];
constructor(total: number, message: string, onCancel: () => void) {
super(total, message, onCancel);
this.markers = getPercentMarkers(total);
}
public override increment(): void {
if (!this.progress) throw new Error("Progress not started");
this.count++;
if (this.markers.some(v => this.count === v))
this.progress.report({
increment: 100 / this.markers.length,
message: this.makeTitle()
});
}
}
(it soon segfaulted)
watching the first episode of dandadan rn
what the fuck even is this show
i've already seen aliens with robobananas and a psycho ghost grandma trying to quote "gobble their dong"
im so confused right now π
GUHHH
folder: string;
workspaceFolder: string;
constructor(folder?: string) {
this.folder = folder || ".modules";
this.workspaceFolder = getCurrentFolder();
if(!this.workspaceFolder) throw new Error("No folder found, please make sure you are in a workspace");
}
i heard its a banger
thats erroring
it actually is really good so far but also what the fuck man lmfao
unbusy :3
then u can rant about dandadan in gen chat fr
rahhh
workspaceFolder: string;
constructor(public folder = ".modules") {
this.workspaceFolder = getCurrentFolder()!;
if (!this.workspaceFolder)
throw new Error("No folder found, please make sure you are in a workspace");
}
hop on
I saw wing on my screen for like 0.2 seconds
how did i forget about !
i used it like a few minutes ago
actually terrifying
wait does public folder = ".modules" declare folder as a public field
if so, horror
i hate that syntax
yes
you either pass it or it defaults to ".modules"
tbh id rather have a mile long list of assignments in the constructor body, rather than the args
why lol
insaneeee
insane
I love osdev until it crashes because I write over memory I'm not supposed to
I love mullvad vpn β₯οΈ
workspaceFolder: string;
constructor(
public folder = ".modules",
public workspaceFolder = getCurrentFolder() ?? (()=> { throw new Error("No folder found, please make sure you are in a workspace"); })()
) { }
@noble quest do this

GUHHHH WHY DO I HAVE TO IMPORT FROM BOTH
@harsh minnow
hi all
this seems cursed
export async function existsAndIsDir(path: PathLike) {
try {
return (await fs.stat(path)).isDirectory();
} catch {
return false;
}
}
holy fuck the random ramp of production quality is insane (tw dandadan spoilers kinda)
should i be chewing chocolate or let it melt on my tongue and then savor it
i love this show already omg
Hell naaw
letting it melt will give you a sugar burn (i know from experience)
it doesnt feel great
BRO THIS IS INSANE
ow those dont look great
this shit so cool
update
is fixed now




