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[wraith osprey]

NO

[frigid kelp]

update: no more decor currently on Vesktop (I have Flatpak)
sad times (had white-screened me and I had to restart it, which I normally do a 'quit and re-launch')

[tropic canopy]

Deviant (really) Art

[lapis lava]

tonight i will make neofetch api

[wraith osprey]

nop I rewrite in rust with tauri first

[lapis lava]

@wraith osprey is it a sane thing if vesktop stops starting but at the same time to only way to reboot my system is alt sysrq b because reboot doesnt actually reboot

[lapis lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1297644783027748955.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=BananaDancing

[lapis lava]

when i reboot both are fixed

[wraith osprey]

what 😭

[jaunty trellis]

you'd need to add a bunch of new stuff to tauri first no?

[tropic canopy]

Thanus

[slow urchin]

Love Carson his content is still stupidly funny after the incident LMAO

[lapis lava]

the power of arch linux

[keen kernel]

AGREED

[jaunty trellis]

????

[keen kernel]

bro Gavin is so wild

[wraith osprey]

tauri has been going insane lately

lots of prs

[slow urchin]

Gavin is my fav character

[wraith osprey]

merged

[slow urchin]

Omg

OMG

YE

[keen kernel]

OMG

[daring cloud]

why is rebooting fucked

[jaunty trellis]

icic

[slow urchin]

I'm baskin

😭

[wraith osprey]

I have no idea what issues youre talking about 😭😭😭

[tropic canopy]

he had fake pedophilia accusations right?

[lapis lava]

occasionally systemctl just won’t do anything

init 0 doesn’t work
reboot
halt
systemctl poweroff also

the kde options also don’t work

changing tty also doesn’t

[daring cloud]

what the fuck

[lapis lava]

but this happens when vesktop shows an invisible window

[jaunty trellis]

how

[viral cape]

you would never know about init 0 if i didnt troll you

[lapis lava]

shows in task manager

[slow urchin]

No someone faked their age and tried to date him, then outed him saying he was a pedo because she was 15

[jaunty trellis]

what the fuck

[lapis lava]

idk 😭

[wraith osprey]

you messed up your install

[daring cloud]

init, reboot, halt, etc. are all systemd aliases

[lapis lava]

guhh this happens once in a decade

so i just alt sysrq b when it happens

[daring cloud]

@lapis lava @lapis lava run sudo kill -9 1 on your pi

[jaunty trellis]

[wraith osprey]

insane race condition

[tropic canopy]

Yeah that's fucked up

[slow urchin]

Which is really stupid and he was told she was like 20

[shrewd imp]

I cannot interact with external systems like your Pi, nor can I execute commands on it. It is not safe to run sudo kill -9 1 as it can have unintended consequences, potentially causing system instability.

If you are having issues with your Raspberry Pi, please consult the official Raspberry Pi documentation or seek help from a qualified professional.

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#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

explain

[pine zephyr]

@lapis lava i think we got a kid on vc

playing fortnite

[wraith osprey]

can you spawn other windows

Firefox

[tropic canopy]

CrapGPT

[wraith osprey]

or something

[viral cape]

YOU LURED 2 USERS IN

[jaunty trellis]

[tropic canopy]

Number 1 victory royale yeah fortnite we bout to get down

[wraith osprey]

why does she look like poop

[viral cape]

me sitting here laughing hard while muted because i am feeling insecure about my voice

[daring cloud]

is arch stable enough to write to a pi

[lapis lava]

yeah the gotturk is a kid

[jaunty trellis]

@lapis lava is vesktop running under wayland or xwayland

[jaunty trellis]

usually yes

[daring cloud]

and does it support image installation

[lapis lava]

xwayland

[wraith osprey]

arch isnt stable or unstable

[wraith osprey]

its what you do with it

arch maintainers hold back packages all the time

[viral cape]

🙏

[daring cloud]

how tmpfsable is arch

[lapis lava]

v+ can’t vc @prisma swallow

[viral cape]

so good @lapis lava

[lapis lava]

kys

[daring cloud]

v+ cant vc

[jaunty trellis]

it could be novideo being novideo and xwayland just kills smth cuz they fucked up drivers

[lapis lava]

v+ can't vc 1231124396580540457

[wraith osprey]

this is mod abuse

give me automod bypass

[viral cape]

watch them complain about being banned from vc for playing music in vc over their mic and being fortnite kid

[jaunty trellis]

you love

[wraith osprey]

fortnite comes to linux I become fortnite kid

[daring cloud]

fortnite comes to linux I flash plan9

[digital kettle]

played on my phone it sucks so bad

[formal falcon]

Tim Sweeney considers linux the devil

[wraith osprey]

hypocritical dumbass epic games ceo

[jaunty trellis]

tiny weeny

[daring cloud]

it's a lot easier to LD_PRELOAD on linux

[viral cape]

sweeney

[main wyvern]

if fortnite comes to linux i will eat my computr

[wraith osprey]

mm crunchy

[jaunty trellis]

bro complains about windows and apple so much it's stupid and then when someone dares to mention linux he starts crying it has 0 market share n shit

[bronze palm]

works for me rn

[jaunty trellis]

so bad

[main wyvern]

ram sticks 😋

[bronze palm]

also for elissa and luna since they both have decor borders

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[daring cloud]

i still have broken betterfolders

[main wyvern]

like valorant

TRUE

[wraith osprey]

fortnite on Linux is LITERALLY a single checkbox in their anticheat settings

[daring cloud]

(isn't roblox a game engine)

[wraith osprey]

wine devs carry

[main wyvern]

well you can play roblox on linux

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[main wyvern]

unfortunately

[jaunty trellis]

apparently sober works pretty well

[wraith osprey]

yop

truck driving simulator my favourite

[jaunty trellis]

lol

[bronze palm]

i just restarted vesktop and it still works lol maybe its just on ur side

[jaunty trellis]

my brother got my old pc and I put sober on it and he hasn't really been complaining about it

[wraith osprey]

I am sisyphus driving a bad physics truck up a mountain

[jaunty trellis]

[main wyvern]

iusearchbtw

[wraith osprey]

stop posting lesbians in general chat

[pine zephyr]

horses cant lesbians

[bronze palm]

hi

can the lovely people using decor screenshot my profile?

[slow urchin]

Grils

[slow urchin]

No

[bronze palm]

i said lovely

you're a bully

[slow urchin]

You you said can

[sharp sequoia]

do it yourself :/

[slow urchin]

I physically cannot

[bronze palm]

CMON

[slow urchin]

I was stating i can't because I'm on my phone right now

[jaunty trellis]

[bronze palm]

smh you could've said that instead of saying flat out no

[bronze palm]

thats why ur a bully

[sharp sequoia]

im playing roblox rn i can't

[bronze palm]

ty

[main wyvern]

i'm using decor on bunny

[bronze palm]

bunny?

[pine geyser]

Im sigma

[bronze palm]

huuh

[main wyvern]

pyoncord

[wraith osprey]

yeah the one that eats carrots

[sharp sequoia]

vencord for mobile exept its better and not vencord

[jaunty trellis]

bnuuy

[bronze palm]

ok cockroach inside minky corp

[jaunty trellis]

[bronze palm]

lmao i had bunnies

2

was a white one and the other was a beige one

[wraith osprey]

@paper gate

[bronze palm]

my uncles friend took them away though

sadge

[slow urchin]

No is a statement that rejects the notion of yours, I was grammatically correct, meanwhile you could have used "may" to request an action :3

[bronze palm]

😢

[main wyvern]

i disabled decor on vencord the day before it broke

[slow urchin]

(grammar policing is funny)

[main wyvern]

i am so swag

[wraith osprey]

you broke it

[bronze palm]

actually its fun* not funny

[wraith osprey]

your fault

[main wyvern]

i would never

:3

[wraith osprey]

fun and funny dont mean the same thing gu-hhhbb

[bronze palm]

grammar policing is fun*

[wraith osprey]

it can be fun and funny

youre insane

[bronze palm]

smh

[slow urchin]

Funny, definition: humorous or causing laughter

[main wyvern]

[slow urchin]

Your pain amuses me in a way that is humorous

[wraith osprey]

giant foot squishes the banana

[bronze palm]

fun is in an amusing way

funny is what zander said

lool

[wraith osprey]

you were dropped as a child

[bronze palm]

and im screenshotting and reporting

[sharp sequoia]

roblox word bomb

[harsh minnow]

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[frigid kelp]

still doesn't (trying to enable Decor)

[bronze palm]

oh idk what happened with you then

are you on the stable version?

[rough dome]

oh hey elon is a fucking moron you should ignore his tweets

[harsh minnow]

true

[harsh minnow]

the doge joke kinda made me cackle

well not in that form

[harsh minnow]

but when I read that text trump posted

[frigid kelp]

Flatpak, so you tell me (stable I'm pretty sure)

[harsh minnow]

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1856658569124262092

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) on X

Twitter · Nov 13, 2024, 11:21 AM

[lapis lava]

elon husk

[rare trout]

Statement from the big orange guy

[frigid kelp]

TrurT VaV

||HoH SiS||

YTPs

[bronze palm]

@lapis lavagotchu

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omorikel-meme-gif-25974008

[crude fern]

holy shit wtf

[harsh minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1304007439133311030/W9l1z7H.gif

[crude fern]

its already around halfway through November

[wraith osprey]

word of the day is f slur

[crude fern]

Halloween felt like

yesterday

[lapis lava]

no nin0 november

[wraith osprey]

50 days till 2025

[bronze palm]

probably cause it was less than 2 weeks ago lol

[main wyvern]

50 days until end of the world

[bronze palm]

2012 type shit

[stiff urchin]

don't abide by the calendar, happy halloween!

[crude fern]

70 days until 70 days from now

[wraith osprey]

i put a giant bomb at the center of the earth 2000 years ago that will explode in 2025 years

[crude fern]

merry Kwanzaweens fools

[bronze palm]

so it will explode in 25 years

lmao

[crude fern]

what even is kwanza

i dont remember it other than it just being stated as a holiday in like elementary school

lc.g kwanza

[night blaze]

Kwanzaa - Wikipedia

Kwanzaa is an annual celebration of African-American culture from December 26 to January 1, culminating in a communal feast called Karamu, usually on the ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/30

[main wyvern]

yes

[crude fern]

ahh

[main wyvern]

SEND MY FUCKING MESSAGE!!!!!!!

yay

[grand crypt]

Ye

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1286133132420190261/cuter_cat_story.gif

[robust relic]

yes :(

[wraith osprey]

@harsh minnow https://github.com/electron/electron/pull/44114 SAVED

you will instantly bump veskotp electron and remove the hack fix

[mystic salmon]

Infinite supply of Huawei phones

[wraith osprey]

delete thisht

[grand crypt]

Yeah don't post anything again dawg

[rare trout]

Fine

[mystic salmon]

Why does the internet exists agin

[dusky forge]

[bronze palm]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-tuxedo-fancy-gentleman-polite-gif-20823379

[wraith osprey]

2 write massively bloated electron apps

[dusky forge]

dog

[burnt maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058146534111334513/1305152502379057204/ratreacc.gif

[bronze palm]

saved

[harsh minnow]

it's not released yet

[rare trout]

I didn't mean to send the second bruh

[bronze palm]

LMAO

we read it

[open pasture]

@grand crypt did you see cat roll?

[wraith osprey]

when it is buhh

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-death-sad-lasagna-blow-torch-gif--garfield-death-sad-lasagna-gif-16442652701325459644

[robust relic]

@rare trout tf u posted 💀

[robust relic]

bruh

[mystic salmon]

I sometimes skip the appetizer

[rare trout]

Down it all on one go

[dusky forge]

dont even chew

[harsh minnow]

why is he driving backwards

[mystic salmon]

mf accidentally drove in the us from the UK

[harsh minnow]

or is he driving the wrong way

[robust relic]

the truck is driving backwards

[mystic salmon]

Yes ik license plate

[wraith osprey]

truck is being towed

[grand crypt]

Faster route

[wraith osprey]

youre all insane

[robust relic]

the vehicle behind the truck is in the same direction as the guy in the car

[mystic salmon]

Oh I thought it was a seconds before disaster picture

[grand crypt]

Imagine

[rare trout]

Pic: daily commute in boston

[grand crypt]

Too clean to be

[grand crypt]

Ew

[wraith osprey]

@harsh minnow did u watch arcane if not u totally should sosososo good watch it now mad

[grand crypt]

Idk, I think arcane will be like cyberpunk edge runners

[bronze palm]

jinx supremacy

[grand crypt]

Aka cool but don't have interest

Nor ever will

[wraith osprey]

its so good the art is so insane

u need to

[grand crypt]

I did watch edge runners tho because irl wanted to watch together

[rare trout]

Edge runners took on a different meaning nowadays

[grand crypt]

But no irls to watch arcane with

So I don't fucking care

[wraith osprey]

youre a hater

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fling-gif-15044837802728466478

[grand crypt]

How am I a hater

[wraith osprey]

your mind will explode

watch it

[grand crypt]

Okay liberal

[wraith osprey]

woke mob is making me watch arcane

[grand crypt]

Dawg

[stark herald]

WTF HES GONNA CRASH

wait... vencord reference

[grand crypt]

Star

[grand crypt]

Jerryrigsevrrything

His fault

[harsh minnow]

this but unironically

[grand crypt]

Why are there horses casually roaming in this god forsaken city

[harsh minnow]

relax girl

[lapis lava]

vencord is rigged by the glowies to send more money to the military

[stark herald]

anyone else lies to people about random things for the amusement of it?

[bronze palm]

hi

[wraith osprey]

lesbian situationship yearning

[bronze palm]

mods

how does one go to

if you talk you explod

[grand crypt]

Glowies....

[lapis lava]

regular only channel

[wraith osprey]

and twinkazoid nerd

[unborn hound]

yes.

[wraith osprey]

watch arcane!!!!

[grand crypt]

Vencord mod team bunch of glowies

[lapis lava]

so
become regular

[bronze palm]

oh

[grand crypt]

Absolutely

[bronze palm]

i thought it was a timeout vc

[lapis lava]

nop

[bronze palm]

sadge

[harsh minnow]

it's only for regular members because often times in the public vc you have annoying children joining

[spark crescent]

me

[grand crypt]

This city so weird why are there rainbows everywhere

[harsh minnow]

homophobic..

[grand crypt]

Very

[stark herald]

we doing gartic phone tonight don't forget

[grand crypt]

We are???

[stark herald]

sry i lied

[grand crypt]

Fuck you fres

You trying to lie to me

[grand crypt]

I hate you fres

[stark herald]

thats not real gartic phone

activity so bad

[harsh minnow]

how

[grand crypt]

Won't load

:(

Plus walking to train station

[harsh minnow]

@stark herald

[stark herald]

real men use the website

[grand crypt]

I look like average modern liberal

[wraith osprey]

guys everyone should watch arcane

so good

[grand crypt]

I'm not a real man

I'm a manly man

[stark herald]

league of legends

[heavy gorge]

Hello

[harsh minnow]

lol discord's translations are so terrible

[wraith osprey]

NO

[heavy gorge]

Did I broke the promise?

[wraith osprey]

DO NOT PLAY LOL CAUSE OF ARCANE

[heavy gorge]

Lol

[wraith osprey]

BAD BAD

[harsh minnow]

Hi bonnia

[heavy gorge]

[wraith osprey]

its all ai translated

[stark herald]

they should make a VALORANT show it got a lot of lore

[heavy gorge]

Hi, I’m kinda change my avatar this day like 14 times

Do I look I’m from Bosnia?

[stark herald]

@wraith osprey are arcane characters LoL champions

never watched

[grand crypt]

That's the whole reason arcane exists, for homophobic racist tubs of lard to share it online so that normal people watch it and think lol cool

[wraith osprey]

some are

main 2 leads are

vi and cait

[harsh minnow]

this is supposed to say "ad supported" but they translated it as "supports ads" or "ads support"

[wraith osprey]

and jinx

[grand crypt]

Someone add ublock to vencord pls

[grand crypt]

Isn't jinx the stupid fucking cat that I love

[wraith osprey]

yop

same name

[grand crypt]

I love jinx

[stark herald]

this little guy needs his own show

[wraith osprey]

homophoboica in her eyes

[signal rose]

?????

[stark herald]

LC.img smolder lol

[night blaze]

Smolder

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/23

[grand crypt]

no

[signal rose]

Why are they all question marks

[grand crypt]

Not saying which city specifically, even tho you can guess from images

[stark herald]

sounds about the same thing

[grand crypt]

You have to discover who they are

[harsh minnow]

no lmao

[grand crypt]

It's like meeting people

[harsh minnow]

they mean very different things xd

[heavy gorge]

Hmmm

[signal rose]

Another one just joined, same thing, and I can't even tap their names

[grand crypt]

Capital punishment for you

[grand crypt]

If they type, ask who they are, then run the command /add contact theirname

[signal rose]

[harsh minnow]

there's also paris

[grand crypt]

Capital punishment for you

Don't step foot in Spain again vending.machine

ALL SO STUPID

NEVER LEAVE YOUR SHIT HOLE COUNTRY

Stupid and uncivilised people

Stupid stupid stupid

[stark herald]

I've got 2 spleens

[signal rose]

I have none

[grand crypt]

To be sold for money

[heavy gorge]

Hmm

[heavy gorge]

I have rabbit

[signal rose]

Put it in a hat

[stark herald]

if I let the government cut me open they'll put tracking inside

[heavy gorge]

Yippe

[grand crypt]

Let me cut you open

[signal rose]

Let me do it instead then

[harsh minnow]

idk what a spleen is but there's a black metal song called spleen

https://youtu.be/3S_Jk3RNxfs

[grand crypt]

Heard wing Wong got autism for vaccines...

[grand crypt]

Spleen is organ

[signal rose]

I'm scared of needles D:

[stark herald]

god

this toast

[grand crypt]

That's what she said

[signal rose]

?

[grand crypt]

Don't worry about it

[stark herald]

i think it's an useless one idk who thought it'd be a good idea to make it

human body bloat

[grand crypt]

Bloatware

Lobotomized

[signal rose]

I like the heart though

And the right lung only

[stark herald]

vee only knows black metal and automodding things

[grand crypt]

True...

Vee would be easy to make into an ai

Obviously

[harsh minnow]

correct

[stark herald]

rainbow metal 🏳️‍🌈

[harsh minnow]

yes

White metal https://youtu.be/OdCYNvCjo-0

although it's more commonly referred to as Unblack Metal

[open pasture]

What about green metal

[harsh minnow]

(Christian Black Metal)

[grand crypt]

Psychedelic rock

[open pasture]

Whar

[main wyvern]

���

[signal rose]

[harsh minnow]

there's a Black Metal band that sings about Veganism but they're nazis

that exists but it's called NSBM not White Metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wta4C6Gzbg

[grand crypt]

I wonder what toastrating is doing

[open pasture]

😭

Little catch

[jaunty trellis]

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/nyaruru-nyaruru-fishy-fight-nyakori-nyakoris-rabbit-doll-gif-8672374784037031100

[crude spear]

i wanna post something here but no embed perms :c

[harsh minnow]

unreal 😭

[jaunty trellis]

I came up with smth cool during one of my classes but I forgor to write it down and now I don't remember what I was gonna do

[daring cloud]

botanism maybe

[signal rose]

Me every 5 minutes

[jaunty trellis]

oh yeah I was gonna try smth in a vm so I can see how it works cuz I wanna parts of it

I don't have an up to date iso of anything

[slow urchin]

Android 3

[daring cloud]

IT SHOULD NOT TAKE NEARLY AN HOUR TO GET TO THE CHROMEBOOK LOGIN SCREEN

[main wyvern]

i accidentally went to vencord support and was greeted with somebody with an uhh.. concerning username to say the least

[daring cloud]

WHAT THE FUCK IS MY SCHOOL ON

[main wyvern]

i should remove the channel from my list shouldn't i

[slow urchin]

Average ChromeOS

[main wyvern]

wtf

how

[daring cloud]

fuck i hit caps instead of shift

[main wyvern]

rebind caps lock key

[slow urchin]

BRO I JUST SAW IT 😭

[daring cloud]

it blocks synchronously waiting for their shitty servers to load

[main wyvern]

yeah

[slow urchin]

vencord needs to start moderating profiles 😭

[daring cloud]

with a few hundred kids at once this goes very well

istg their servers are running on a nokia

[slow urchin]

Wouldn't be surprised

[crude spear]

mfw knowing wearOS 2 is dead atp and not even google maps is useable

sobs

[paper gate]

@jaunty trellis hi

[daring cloud]

the neat part about chromeos is that you can no longer do anything else while waiting

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

[daring cloud]

previously the password was usable locally

[jaunty trellis]

wait fuck I forgor to enable virtio nat

bleh

[daring cloud]

now it's not; you can't even use offline programs or tunnels while waiting for their shitty servers to respond

[mystic salmon]

lmao wtf

[daring cloud]

why the fuck are all of my laptop's cores at 100%

[mystic salmon]

When it ran ChromeOS the one I have at home would boot in like 3 seconds

[daring cloud]

we have chromeos managed by idiots

[crude spear]

isn't chromeOS crap now

[mystic salmon]

idk my Chromebook can't even run ChromeOS anymore

[crude spear]

last time i tried to save my core 2 duo laptop with cloudready the thing ran like crap

[mystic salmon]

Technically it could run ChromeOS flex ig

[stiff urchin]

my bad, im mining bitcoin

/j

[slow urchin]

Vencord users when vencord dies for .2 ms

[daring cloud]

what problem could taking an extra 30-60s on a good day to an hour on a bad one possibly solve

unless they're fucking with cryptohomes or some shit

[slow urchin]

It's probably just waiting for the server to tell it that it's an authorized device in the system (which makes no sense bc device spoofing exists)

[daring cloud]

factorio?

[slow urchin]

Probably I didn't look Lol

[daring cloud]

it literally just loads our district login page

[stiff urchin]

your problem was trying to run a chrome wrapper os on an ancient cpu

[daring cloud]

which runs on a fucking nokia

[crude spear]

fair point lmfao

[slow urchin]

😭

[calm latch]

hi, we cant download discord canary now ?

[crude spear]

it was over the point of saving tbh

[slow urchin]

What

[crude spear]

this thing runs on hopes and prayer

[slow urchin]

This isn't discord support @calm latch

[burnt maple]

Has elon actually endorsed crypto at any point. Other then raising the price of dogecoin

[slow urchin]

😭

[crude spear]

my dad bought it in 2009 and used it til 2020

[daring cloud]

νns

[mystic salmon]

My school uses windows accounts managed from a central server

[slow urchin]

Tessie w

[rough dome]

[calm latch]

it's just a question like that xd

[main wyvern]

idk my chromebook runs arch linux

[slow urchin]

[daring cloud]

it might be something to let them bypass passwords which is shady

[stiff urchin]

https://discord.com/api/downloads/distributions/app/installers/latest?channel=canary&platform=win&arch=x64 ?

[calm latch]

because I'm on canary.discord.com but the download button takes me back to discord.com

rip

[slow urchin]

It has never been a good operating system and never will be.

[stiff urchin]

that's because the front page is poorly made

it's hard coded to stable

[calm latch]

thx

[crude spear]

my patriot burst is about to combust

it's on 25% health now

[frail elbow]

@shadow owl IS #0000 like wut???

[main wyvern]

using school managed chrome os is like being in jail

Probably

[slow urchin]

Tries to make their system more secure>removes original security and adds their own undocumented one>makes their system more crackable>

[stiff urchin]

np

[crude spear]

i never tried chomeos before because i had little to no access to it

[slow urchin]

Real

[slow urchin]

Hash ID's haven't been used in like a year and a half where have you been

😭

[crude spear]

which is fair i live in SEA anyways we don't get that kind of luxury like other places

[daring cloud]

and they killed restore-on-startup

[frail elbow]

like i am asking why?

[main wyvern]

love being able to only use web apps

[daring cloud]

wait a sec did they [try to] kill external storage mediums too

and not enable the whitelist

[slow urchin]

They'll never be able to remove Linux on a flash drive lmfao

[crude spear]

i remember one time when i was 12 i restored an chromebook for my unc

[slow urchin]

The only bypass is running a git codespace that runs an sh html proxy

[daring cloud]

when you fuck with what people rely on, the only result is that they fuck with your fuckery

[crude spear]

that was my only interaction with chromeos tbh

[slow urchin]

For me at least

[main wyvern]

girl codespace

[calm latch]

it's sad discord canary doesn't give access to new nitro badge styles

[slow urchin]

Lmfao

[mystic salmon]

Oh right because managed devices don't have crostini

[slow urchin]

I should make a fork or git curl called girl

[daring cloud]

half our programming class unenrolled the day after crostini was blocked

[mystic salmon]

understandable

[slow urchin]

What the fuck is a crostini

You mean crosh?

[daring cloud]

linux vm

[mystic salmon]

ChromeOS compatibility layer for linux

[slow urchin]

Ohh

[mystic salmon]

Basically it runs a Linux vm

[slow urchin]

Yeah trust me I've tried everything, proxies are the only thing that works I'm just good at getting them

Lol

Sh1mmer is too dangerous to try I am not paying for this thing if i brick it

Lol

[daring cloud]

waiting for their every-page potential MITM to shit itself

[mystic salmon]

btw my Chromebook was so hard to open that when I finally got inside enough to do the battery disconnect hack to disable firmware write protect I celebrated

[daring cloud]

sh1mmer is patched

[mystic salmon]

Fuck plastic tabs

[main wyvern]

chromebooks for programming class

[daring cloud]

i dropped my chromebook twice and the case is now easily removable

[mystic salmon]

At least here you get windows computers

[civic grotto]

ohh i get why discord was crashing now, also hii

[slow urchin]

Eh they keep updating it randomly idk

[mystic salmon]

It's got plastic tabs tucked inside the case

[daring cloud]

as in if I hold it upsidedown the case is on my face

[slow urchin]

@mystic salmon fun fact you can remove literally every external screw on a Chromebook and it doesn't do anything

I've done it and then just used it for a year

[civic grotto]

what plugin allowns me to see peoples internet connection/device

?

[slow urchin]

It doesn't come apart lmfao

[daring cloud]

my case fell apart with external screws

[daring cloud]

vp Platform

[neon ferry]

PlatformIndicators

Adds platform indicators (Desktop, Mobile, Web...) to users

Authors

kemo, sunnie, Nuckyz, Vee

[slow urchin]

Bro 😭

[mystic salmon]

It wasn't just the screws that were the problem, it was screws and weirdly positioned plastic tabs

[civic grotto]

ty

[daring cloud]

yw

[slow urchin]

That's Google for ya

[mystic salmon]

I ran it without external screws for a little bit

[daring cloud]

discord has been loading for 30 minutes

[mystic salmon]

HP manufactured my device

It's actually an AMD Chromebook which afaik is not as common as intel

[mystic salmon]

However it makes running Linux on it slightly more annoying

[slow urchin]

I wish I was still at my old school

[mystic salmon]

Because you need a patched kernel for sound

[daring cloud]

lenovo (hana)

[slow urchin]

They give juniors and seniors hp laptops that are fully unblocked

At my old school

[mystic salmon]

based

[slow urchin]

I missed out fr

[daring cloud]

based

windows, mac (hackintosh), or linux

[slow urchin]

Windows but as long as you don't break them you could do whatever

[mystic salmon]

Technically you could install another os on the school computers, but you can't like sethc them from a Linux usb or something because they use bitlocker

[slow urchin]

You'd just have to flash chrome os at the end of the year to give it back

[mystic salmon]

I had a school where they didn't even use bitlocker so I could sethc them and bypass the admin restrictions lol

[daring cloud]

flash chromeos on it?

[slow urchin]

Wdym

[daring cloud]

i bet my school doesn't

[heavy gorge]

Hello!

Hru y’all?

[daring cloud]

you said they're windows laptops

[slow urchin]

Oh yeah MB windows

[daring cloud]

alr; mildly irritated

[heavy gorge]

I’m a bunny not a Bosnia

[daring cloud]

alr; mildly irritated

[heavy gorge]

Noice

[mystic salmon]

sethc, aka the only use for sticky keys other than accessibility

[slow urchin]

Bosnian bunny

Lc.i bonniadev

[night blaze]

No results found.

[slow urchin]

:(

[heavy gorge]

No! Im a bunyny!

[mystic salmon]

LC.img Bosnian bunny

[night blaze]

2286 baby bunny stuffed animals on Tedsby

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/14

[heavy gorge]

What’s that supposed to mean?

[daring cloud]

lmfao i forgot to switch to my hotspot

[heavy gorge]

A TANK?!!!

[daring cloud]

i might make my pi an actual dedicated hotspot machine if I can

[heavy gorge]

TANK CALLED BLACK BUNNY?!!

[slow urchin]

lc.ss https://widgets.vendicated.dev/user?id=1202432891100069898&theme=dark&banner=true&full-banner=true&rounded-corners=true&discord-icon=true&badges=true&guess-nitro=true&

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 6.17s

[mystic salmon]

At one point I used an old phone as a WiFi adapter for my computer it worked surprisingly well

[slow urchin]

@heavy gorge

[heavy gorge]

Is that a streamer?

[slow urchin]

Whar

[daring cloud]

i'm thinking of just tunneling wg or socks or something over the school wifi

[heavy gorge]

What’s this do?

[slow urchin]

Screenshots whatever website you give ut

That one is you

Lc.ss https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/402104961812660226/0296d0935a67379800ebdefd095de5f4.webp?size=2048

[night blaze]

labsCore

[heavy gorge]

Ohh

Hmm

When I gets a first role?

I feel empty

[daring cloud]

level 10 is image sender

[heavy gorge]

What bot is use for level?

[slow urchin]

lc.ss https://github.com/bonniabyte

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 7.26s

[heavy gorge]

So I can sent pictures?

[daring cloud]

@karmic quartz

our school is playing never gonna give you up over announcements

[heavy gorge]

What’s first command I can do for level?

[slow urchin]

Go to #🤖-bot-commands and type %xp

[heavy gorge]

Thxo!

[dusky forge]

Who actually is the highest level

[mystic salmon]

LC.ss https://0.30000000000000004.com/

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 6.50s

[slow urchin]

Venniepoints only has one command 😭

[daring cloud]

two*

how do you say 'mother' in old english

[slow urchin]

Birth giver

Flesh oven

[daring cloud]

mater sounds alright

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-procedure-cat-donut-cookie-gif-25830675

I used biscord and it said it would be "Mōdor"

But biscord is dumb

[daring cloud]

makes sense

[edgy valley]

patched on microsoft edge

[mystic salmon]

Polish is just English with an accent

[edgy valley]

as chrome extension :(

[last karma]

my site was ddosed on the 5th and i didnt even notice

[daring cloud]

but here's the cat mover

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/699696813707493437/1246744583329681542/surface_to_air_missile.gif

[daring cloud]

but here's the shitty internet

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/le-goob-fennec-fox-scruff-apprehended-animal-gif-24649004

Im destroying my colleges internet

[daring cloud]

cat behavior

[slow urchin]

Lore accurate depiction of @daring cloud

[slow urchin]

Lies

Orange cats are separate beings

The crimes grow with them

[grand crypt]

Lollapalooza not worth going to anymore

Basically only for old people

[edgy valley]

pičii

[last siren]

you czech?

[umbral imp]

hey

[paper gate]

@en.ty

[umbral imp]

::Peepo_RunAway:

[paper gate]

@tough drift

[mystic salmon]

Czech has some weird phonemes though

[mystic salmon]

Like r with caron might be hard for some

[bold adder]

i have a chem exam i need to study for tomorrow but im exhausted should i take a 5 hour nap

[spare tide]

Can longer build a custom client yippee

[mystic salmon]

Vowels can be short or long but that's probably easy to adapt to

[spare tide]

yippee

[mystic salmon]

Polish flag spotted

[night blaze]

Alexandrine

An alexandrine is a line of poetic meter. Alexandrines are common in the German literature of the Baroque period and in French poetry of the early modern and ...

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[jaunty trellis]

[mystic salmon]

Yeah ig, still something that some other Slavic languages don't have

Polish used to have a length difference but it evolved away

Which is where ó comes from (it just sounds like u now)

I could see how you could make that mistake

ł and t can be similar too, though I find the stroke on l often goes above the letter in handwriting

it looks closer to ĺ

[obsidian cove]

What about mama?

[mystic salmon]

Yeah it is qute scientific

I wonder how we ended up with ojciec for father in polish

[magic root]

https://xcancel.com/realburgergod/status/1856133839728353708

[mystic salmon]

Looked into the etymology, it evolved from a word in proto slavic basically meaning "away-man", interesting

Isn't the original PIE word for bear barely known because it got replaced by superstition in most languages

Because people thought that if you said bear it would cause a bear to appear

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Indo-European/h₂ŕ̥tḱos it does seem to have remained in some languages though

[mystic salmon]

Yeah, there's a reason reconstructions aren't considered perfect

[slow urchin]

I'm a cognitohazard btw

Linguists will hear a sound and be like "damn... Three lines, two curves"

Linguists all secretly have synesthesia

[daring cloud]

https://xkcd.com/2381

xkcd: The True Name of the Bear

Thank you to Gretchen McCulloch for fielding this question, and sorry that as a result the world's foremost internet linguist has been devoured by the brown one. She will be missed.

[harsh minnow]

bedeutung is meaning

[daring cloud]

i would still max every core

[harsh minnow]

not reference

[crude fern]

zooter 2

[mystic salmon]

the ipa keyboard is a gboard w

They also have an "alphabet" keyboard which is qwerty but has all diacritics

[slow urchin]

Murica

YKW i did NOT mean to send that here but that works too

[mystic salmon]

/oʊ.noʊ/

[lavish schooner]

[lavish schooner]

YES :3

[harsh minnow]

@tough drift https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBKuhd0Jwn8

[mystic salmon]

/ðə ɪntɹuːsɪv θɔːts ɑɹ tɛlɪŋ miː tuː/

[civic bolt]

What

[mystic salmon]

"the intrusive thoughts are telling me to"

[civic bolt]

Dear god

[unborn hound]

yes next question

[mystic salmon]

Why do greyhounds always do that

[magic root]

what the fuck is this

bo'le 'o wo'er

[spark crescent]

buy the gummibear album today

[mystic salmon]

That happens a lot with those other phonetic english alphabets

There is no standardized english

RP is the closest

But that's a form of british English basically only spoken by tv presenters

[main wyvern]

[knotty talon]

[stone finch]

its not

[mystic salmon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Received_Pronunciation

[main wyvern]

Okay

[stone finch]

even people in the UK agree

[stark herald]

no rp in general

[mystic salmon]

All the bbc presenters in the server are banned now

[glass shell]

hi

[dusky forge]

kills you

[main wyvern]

*husks you*

[void ivy]

ehhh...

it's standard english in the south

[undone umbra]

nukes u

[void ivy]

hence why in that article it even says it should probably be renamed to southern standard english

[stark herald]

what's the queen's english

[void ivy]

RP

that

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/god-save-the-king-union-jack-gb-great-britain-uk-gif-27309503

[obsidian cove]

The most british moment

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/tory-boy-gif-20519841

[main wyvern]

🇫🇷 🇪🇸

[stark herald]

holy shit

[viral cape]

fres

[lavish schooner]

What is the standardized form of English anyway

[void ivy]

received pronunciation

[lavish schooner]

I know Spanish is standardized by RAE or whatever

buh

wat no

*wait no

that makes sense

They legitimately standardized English, didn't they

[void ivy]

singaporean standard english is identical to british english

singlish is closer to a new language than regular english

[void ivy]

from my understanding their government doesnt like singlish either

[lavish schooner]

wait...

Received Pronunciation (RP) is the accent
who tf cares about that

What's the definitive standard for English grammar?

[mystic salmon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplified_Technical_English is kinda interesting, it's a very standardized but small dialect of English

[void ivy]

british english

[lavish schooner]

No?

[void ivy]

..yes?

[lavish schooner]

That doesn't make that much sense

Isn't American English also used outside of the U.S.?

[void ivy]

no(t really)

most schools teach british english

[lavish schooner]

Or maybe I'm tripping

[void ivy]

by the cambridge curriculum

[lavish schooner]

mm makes sense

[lavish schooner]

the who

But also

[void ivy]

american english is primarily just american use only, although it does leak out to some other countries every now and then, because of the internet

[void ivy]

cambridge is a school board here

[lavish schooner]

Forget spelling

I just mean grammat

*grammar

[night blaze]

Balkan sprachbund - Wikipedia

The languages of the Balkan sprachbund share their similarities despite belonging to various separate language family (genetic) branches. The Slavic, Hellenic, ...

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[lavish schooner]

Does American English have significant grammar differences from British English?

[void ivy]

yes

it does in some cases

hence british english is the standard

and is what is taught in most places

[lavish schooner]

well...what are some

[paper gate]

@tough drift I eat birds

[lavish schooner]

hm, makes sense

but what is like

[rare trout]

nyaaaa

[lavish schooner]

the actual standards document

for English

We have ECMA-262 for JavaScript

[stark herald]

noo

[lavish schooner]

What's the equivalent for English

[void ivy]

british people would say "he isn't hungry, he has already had lunch"

americans would say "he isn't hungry, he already had lunch"

[lavish schooner]

mhm

[void ivy]

"have you done your homework yet" vs "did you do your homework yet"

[lavish schooner]

this sounds weird ngl

[void ivy]

"yes, i've just finished it" vs "yes, i just finished it"

you could have got hurt vs you could have gotten hurt

[lavish schooner]

either makes sense to me

[sinful flame]

that's not british or american

[lavish schooner]

either makes sense to me

[sinful flame]

that's just the perfect tense

[void ivy]

it literally is from a standardised test

[paper gate]

eagle

[lavish schooner]

the left one makes no sense to me lol

[stark herald]

british ppl would say beans on toast tea tea
americans woul say buger

[void ivy]

i assume you are from america

[stark herald]

nop

[lavish schooner]

Yeah

[paper gate]

gotten

fres gotten go

[lavish schooner]

I'm wondering why some of that makes sense to me

[void ivy]

when english moved over to america it developed separately and grammar rules changed to feel more "natural"

british english in contrast can feel forced at times

[lavish schooner]

say tea teas three times fast

[mystic salmon]

idk it feels fairly natural to me

[void ivy]

to americans, i mean

[mystic salmon]

American english sounds more forced to me

[void ivy]

to people who were raised in england or learnt british english, it is not forced

it just comes naturally

it's the same with american english

[lavish schooner]

Yeah...

[void ivy]

they extend words to make them easier to say but to us that feels wrong

[paper gate]

@tough drift

[void ivy]

got vs gotten is a good example, in england got is said with a hard T, whilst gotten can be said with both a hard T or a soft T depending on the state you are from

[sinful flame]

im saying it's not that one of those is the british version and the other is the american, one of them is using the perfect tense and the other is not

[lavish schooner]

Would British people say this is wrong?

[void ivy]

objectively yes

because you aren't using the full rules of grammar, it lacks words

[stark herald]

guhhh

[lavish schooner]

i was this close to asking "it lacks what"

:3

[void ivy]

:p

[stark herald]

its like im disappearing

[void ivy]

i thought it would be funny to do that

[lavish schooner]

But what are the grammar rules

[void ivy]

oh boy

you have asked a hard question

[lavish schooner]

hard like m—

[mystic salmon]

Generally as he's but yeah

[lavish schooner]

ahem

anyways

[void ivy]

can depend on who you're speaking to

contractions vary based on your accent

[daring cloud]

you realize that that's just a normal adjective right

[void ivy]

but yes he's is acceptable and perfect

[mystic salmon]

Yeah

[stark herald]

it feels like I sent that yesterday

[void ivy]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_grammatical_differences here's a bigger list of differences btw

[daring cloud]

it only takes on the meaning you are highlightng when it's interpreted as a noun

[void ivy]

i think you would have to ask the british council that

(a charity that specialises in english language teaching)

[stark herald]

don't dislike it sorry

(im a furry)

[lavish schooner]

do they draft the standard?

In British English (BrE), collective nouns can take either singular (formal agreement) or plural (notional agreement) verb forms, according to whether the emphasis is on the body as a whole or on the individual members respectively
NO WAIT WTF

[void ivy]

the issue is that there is no

objective standard

there are standards based on region

[lavish schooner]

sadness

[void ivy]

but they are pretty much just guidelines rather than objectively standard

[lavish schooner]

the committee were unable to agree.
like wtf

[grand crypt]

wtf

[lavish schooner]

This looks terrible to me

[mystic salmon]

That sounds normal

[void ivy]

hm?

[stark herald]

is there any drink similar to water but not as bad

[void ivy]

how would you write it?

[mystic salmon]

Both were and was makes sense to me tbh

[stark herald]

that's worse

[lavish schooner]

"was"

In American English (AmE), collective nouns are almost always singular in construction: the committee was unable to agree.

[stark herald]

in a good way

[void ivy]

oh gosh no

was is singular

were is a group

[paper gate]

we should destroy free

[void ivy]

oh wait that's what it's telling you

[lavish schooner]

Committee is singular

[digital kettle]

chat lets gooooo :3 i got my passport

[void ivy]

no

a committee is plural

[lavish schooner]

ayyyy :3

[void ivy]

you do not have one person in a committee of people

[lavish schooner]

I mean in American English

[void ivy]

(usually)

[lavish schooner]

upside down

[void ivy]

oh yeah i know it is in american but like

in british english

[daring cloud]

you will pay for everything

you will pay for air

[void ivy]

it is a plural word

[daring cloud]

you will pay per footstep

[lavish schooner]

Logically sound

but I hate it

[daring cloud]

nothing will be free

[mystic salmon]

I almost butt dialed emergency call

[daring cloud]

congrats

[lavish schooner]

let's take fres out

to dinner ||(he's on the plate)||

[mystic salmon]

based

[digital kettle]

wait

[lavish schooner]

isn't that 911

[digital kettle]

where do u buy planets

i want to buy a planet

[stone finch]

you cant buy planets

you can buy a star

[digital kettle]

i want a planet

[stone finch]

(a "star" aka, a light form millions of lightyears away)

[mystic salmon]

Wonder what percentage of british people even still have a tv license we just use streaming

[digital kettle]

i mean whats the best planet to buy in the solar system

[stone finch]

Mars

[digital kettle]

what defines a planet

[mystic salmon]

Scotland is a little more separate because we have our own parliament

[daring cloud]

||(eating the food)||

[stone finch]

a large mass of space rocks colliding into each other, forming a large enough mass

if it fails to meet those standards, its labelled a dwarf planet

[paper gate]

Venus

[stone finch]

buy mars

you can move to it and live there

[digital kettle]

is 10km a planet

[daring cloud]

oops crashed neovim

[digital kettle]

i mean can a planet be 1km

[stone finch]

yes

apparently, the size doesnt matter, it needs to follow a "criteria" including orbiting a star

[digital kettle]

where to buy

[stone finch]

"There isn't a size constraint as such, the IAU definition of a planet requires the following three criteria: The object is in orbit around the Sun, It has sufficient mass to assume hydrostatic equilibrium (a nearly round shape), and. It has "cleared the neighborhood" around its orbit."

can you imagine buying a planet with a diameter of 1 km?

you could walk around it within a day

[wraith osprey]

1km wouldn't be a sphere

[digital kettle]

10km

can u buy a 10km planet

[paper gate]

10km isn't a planet I think

[mystic salmon]

Uranus

[stone finch]

Dont buy Jupiter, biggest scam I ever bought smh

all my property keeps floating to the middle of the of the planet and self imploding from the pressure smh my head