🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[paper gate]

test

[jaunty trellis]

test

[slow urchin]

test

[mossy egret]

test

[wraith osprey]

stop band wagoning

youre all unoriginal

[slow urchin]

stop band wagoning

youre all unoriginal

[barren maple]

hi

[mossy egret]

stop band wagoning

[paper gate]

stop band wagoning

[mossy egret]

youre all unoriginal

[paper gate]

youre all unoriginal

[paper gate]

hi

[wraith osprey]

hi

[slow urchin]

hi

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1303617907762139186/image.png?ex=672c6849&is=672b16c9&hm=15ca4d5c15f6cb35a33ce880e16aad8d5461c82b00b6b795f5654637cb0f68b0&

[jaunty trellis]

minker

[fallow pawn]

why is everyone reposting my internet just shat itself

[wraith osprey]

who cut the side of minky off

[little wadi]

i love youtube music

[barren maple]

hi

[paper gate]

hi

[wraith osprey]

sorey

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey @wraith osprey

[jaunty trellis]

vmink

[barren maple]

🫡

[paper gate]

ITS HAPPENING

[jaunty trellis]

wat

[slow urchin]

why is everyone reposting my internet just shat itself

[fallow pawn]

my cat for president

[paper gate]

why is everyone reposting my internet just shat itself

[wraith osprey]

everyone spam vmink

[bold adder]

trump speech

[paper gate]

vmonk

[slow urchin]

vmonk

[wraith osprey]

fail...

[jaunty trellis]

send

[unborn hound]

Oh ye i can post this cursed thing here now

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey @wraith osprey

this will be you

[grand crypt]

vmink

[open pasture]

So Trump win yet?

[grand crypt]

Mink

[jaunty trellis]

vmink

[grand crypt]

Mink

[raw panther]

pretty much yeah

[slow urchin]

https://minky.materii.dev/

[open pasture]

ahh ye, fox is already saying he won lol

[paper gate]

wawa

[grand crypt]

Obviously

[fallow pawn]

Its guaranteed rn anyway

[grand crypt]

Fuck those twats at fox news, no real journalists

[slow urchin]

@paper gate i like how it tricks you if you click on it how did you even do that

[grand crypt]

Just politicians with a camera

[grand crypt]

It serves a different image every time

[slow urchin]

https://minky.materii.dev/

[bold adder]

frickin LANDSLIDE

diabolical

[slow urchin]

@paper gate will buy a dedicated phone with an app that sends all images to minky site to use

[rare trout]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gbrgk5FW4AY6A41.jpg:large

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[slow urchin]

genuine good advice thank you

[jaunty trellis]

and here's the eeper

[slow urchin]

he's very upset about smooches

[fallow pawn]

when he has his cone on hes all sad and squishy

[austere ibex]

nooooooo

[unborn hound]

Hey uranium has enough calories for you to survive for the rest of your life without eating :D

[raw panther]

squish that cat

[slow urchin]

best emoji @fallow pawn will make it real

[fallow pawn]

whos cat is that

[slow urchin]

AWHHHHHHHHH

[slow urchin]

that's minky

[visual marsh]

I wanna cuddle all these kitties

[bold adder]

minker

[slow urchin]

it's literally one cat, minky is just best

[visual marsh]

Truth

[jaunty trellis]

it'd be peak if your body could actually use all of that instead of like .001% since the body isn't very great at absorbing energy from non organic materials

[slow urchin]

minkyGuh @fallow pawn

[unborn hound]

also youd die in like seconds

but hey you wont have to eat anything else for those few seconds!

[jaunty trellis]

seconds no but you'd not have a very great time

[slow urchin]

he's terrified

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1275237795471822909/IMG_8836.jpg?ex=672bfe3f&is=672aacbf&hm=5dd195916cc6918ea041fa8ad729c97f8bd3494004f8a2a74c1ee7356a77f665&

[slow urchin]

i told him trump won

[hollow surge]

the rot throne

[harsh minnow]

I don't think he knows how the election went

[jaunty trellis]

hes all ears

[fallow pawn]

hes just meow meow

[slow urchin]

AWHHH BEST MINKER IMAGE

LOOK AT HIMS

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow lets go to sleep

[slow urchin]

nini vennies²

[jaunty trellis]

btw vee how fucked up is your sleep schedule

[unborn hound]

SHIT ITS 8:24 ALREADY

OOPS

[bold adder]

TRUMP SPEECH STARTS NOW

[fallow pawn]

I messed up vees schedule like 2 days ago

[slow urchin]

he's only gaining

:(

[still marlin]

THEY CALLED IT'

[open pasture]

I forgot trumps son is like 10 feet tall lol

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow its concluded oomf

[visual marsh]

There might be a recount due to Cali and Oregon being late

[harsh minnow]

stop torturing yourself

look away my child

go play fortnite or smth

you seen that Democrat map yet?

[fallow pawn]

have we hugged yet

[slow urchin]

but fathermother vee i cant stop looking :(

it feels like a bad dream i cant wake up from

[visual marsh]

lmao wut

[bold adder]

its done

conservative senate

house will fall too

supreme court majority

trump has won

biggest landslide ever

[unborn hound]

Pokemon bronze is still a thing?

[unborn hound]

Last i remember it got taken down a bunch of times

[hollow jackal]

cant wait for nothing to ever happen

[still marlin]

"every citizen" 🤨

[gusty sierra]

@junior herald ur cooked

[open pasture]

he needs toi get 69,420,000 votes to be fuunny

[still marlin]

i didnt know you could see that

[still marlin]

i own it (the reupload) :3

[unborn hound]

Oooo

I remember playing it years ago

[still marlin]

bro needs to put a * next to it

[unborn hound]

First pokemon game i ever played

never finished it cus hoopa wouldnt stay in the damn ball

[still marlin]

i would not like to get banned for advertising so i will not say anything further

[still marlin]

😭

[slow urchin]

as long as ur not sending links or telling people to join ur fine

[still marlin]

okay good to know

[open pasture]

cool, discord did the thing and condensed the popout/profile classes down to a few.

[still marlin]

thank god

[slow urchin]

I WISH

we could technically tie but i HIGHLY doubt it

im actually going to have a mental breakdown

[still marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[mystic salmon]

I understand

[slow urchin]

chatgpt's election prevention sucks Lol

[harsh minnow]

if it's a tie then just some other institution decides but that would be republican win I think

pack it up lads it's officially joever

[slow urchin]

house of representatives would take over

[harsh minnow]

we had a good run

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow @harsh minnow I sleep

will you tuck me in

[harsh minnow]

yop

[slow urchin]

no you dont

you dont do that

[paper gate]

I will

[slow urchin]

you dont do that tho

[paper gate]

I must

[slow urchin]

but yet you cant

[jaunty trellis]

nini zoot

eep well

[still marlin]

whos coming to switzerland with me (im not even american)

[slow urchin]

nini zorter

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow

[open pasture]

Let’s gooo

[still marlin]

swiss frank also went up a cent

[slow urchin]

the name of that mp4...

[open pasture]

He won

[harsh minnow]

what

[fallow pawn]

whats wrong with it

[harsh minnow]

I named it

[slow urchin]

it's awesomesauce

i love it

[open pasture]

Yall like my pfp?

[harsh minnow]

cause he goes plap plap plap plap plap

[fallow pawn]

no

[open pasture]

think this is the first time I heard vance talk lol

Aw man

I thought my pfp was cool

[slow urchin]

Moderator for BetterDiscord.
ah!

/j

[slow urchin]

meant towards this

wrong reply Lol

FUCK

AGAINJ?

no wait that's right

i has the stupid

[open pasture]

Sure do

[still marlin]

trump is gonna cut off the crust of usa

[slow urchin]

i should eepinz

wahooooooooo

we're actually done

[bold adder]

"A star is born: Elon."

[slow urchin]

all non-completed states are red besides minnesota

[bold adder]

- Trump

[mossy egret]

I don’t like this map… I don’t know how to explain it, but I don’t like it

[harsh minnow]

I watched some interviews

he's a good speaker

[mystic salmon]

Who wanna bet trump will do project 2025 despite saying he isn't affiliated

[wraith osprey]

lmao hes rambling about starship now

[open pasture]

I don't follow politics pretty much ever.

[wraith osprey]

it came down and down it was burning...

[slender isle]

vance wrote a bestselling book and went to yale or some shit

[open pasture]

did anyone invest

everyone should've invested in bitcoin

[slender isle]

my friend lost 200 dollars betting on the election lmao

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-ran-ran-yakumo-chen-yakumo-cat-dance-gif-11241004767653896065

[open pasture]

HOW

[harsh minnow]

Vance would be a pretty cool guy if he hadn't turned into a trump parrot

[open pasture]

BITCOIN WENNT UP

[harsh minnow]

he used to be so critical of trump too it's actually funny

[slender isle]

the switchup is crazy

[slow urchin]

if he does my wife and i will literally die so, thanks for the existential dread ventlas

[wraith osprey]

grifters gonna grift

[open pasture]

IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED

[harsh minnow]

bro why would you bet on harris

[mossy egret]

just talking about his bff Elon

[mystic salmon]

Sorry

[harsh minnow]

😭

[open pasture]

I don't think anyone actually believed harris would win

[harsh minnow]

eh

it's just how US politics work

you don't have a choice

[harsh minnow]

either join republicans / dems or cope

[bold adder]

"This was a big water hurricane."

[harsh minnow]

you don't get the freedom of having your own opinion and forming your own party

[mystic salmon]

us emigration

[open pasture]

The biggest and wettest of hurricanes.

[slow urchin]

i will make the literal party

[wraith osprey]

STOP LESBIAN POSTING

[winter needle]

some guy won 100k betting on trump

[open pasture]

nice.

[still marlin]

"we dont have that many of them"

[still marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-reyleigh-gif-2624811426640502973

[wraith osprey]

miku should run for president

[slow urchin]

trump is going to win, 226 to 312

sadpuddle

[slow urchin]

genuinely would prefer this

it's that bad

[still marlin]

ADIN ROSS 😭

[slow urchin]

brainrot

[open pasture]

Dana is so loud lol.

[glass shell]

hi all

[open pasture]

hello callie

[glass shell]

i wake up to trump's big face

[glass shell]

i am going to run onto oncoming traffic

[mossy egret]

DID JOE ROGAN JUST GET A SHOUT OUT?!?!?!?!

[slow urchin]

hi callie my rights are actively being taken away and me and my wife might get killed, now that you're all caught up, how's your day?

[glass shell]

yeah

[still marlin]

ADIN ROSS BRO

[open pasture]

yes, and that shit streamer adin ross too

[mossy egret]

💀

[open pasture]

https://fixupx.com/fuckeveryword/status/1854040782694502859?s=46

the bot broke

[bold adder]

RFK is going to make America "healthy" again.

[glass shell]

come to france we're gonna need people for 2025

[bold adder]

NAH HES PUTTING RFK IN THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT

[visual marsh]

RFK?

[slow urchin]

honestly i'd rather move to france than stay here and that says something

[still marlin]

muslim american

[visual marsh]

?

[bold adder]

arab american

[still marlin]

trump uniting americans of all kind is crazy

[glass shell]

france is gonna be a shithole next year but it'll be more livable

[mystic salmon]

Oh cool Harris got some votes

[open pasture]

lol

[slow urchin]

it's 224 to 312, that's how it ends

trust me

[glass shell]

i hope the magic secret 51st state gets revealed and kamala has 3 billion votes in it

[slow urchin]

i ddid the math

im dying

[bold adder]

ok truymp usually says stupid shit but hes cooking right now

[mystic salmon]

With what

[glass shell]

not really

[mystic salmon]

True

[slow urchin]

what is he saying

describe

[mystic salmon]

Isn't Hawaii the 51st state though

[slow urchin]

no?

[mystic salmon]

Oh guess I got confused

[open pasture]

https://fixupx.com/fearedbuck/status/1854040085055873518?s=46

w?

[bold adder]

LMFAO

[slow urchin]

no i lied i think ur right

[slow urchin]

seeing this was worth losing my rights as a citizen

nini

[mossy egret]

224:267 now

[bold adder]

i hate not being able to cmd + k + vencord

i go straight to support

sob

[open pasture]

where is the vencord button

how do i press it

[glass shell]

and now I have to watch french people rubbing him off on the news

he goes against every french value but ok dude

if you like him so much get outta my country and go there

[winter needle]

someone bet $100 on kamala popular vote
watch

[open pasture]

i put £100 on trump doing a golf swing when he wins

[mystic salmon]

Yeah

[open pasture]

Best thing to come from this. I might be alone in this but I legitimately cannot stand xqc lol

[open pasture]

him rn

[buoyant nimbus]

This isn't the first time XQC lost money this big in this way

I need to find the other time

[open pasture]

shoulda spend the money on speech therapy

lol

[slow urchin]

A years worth of suicides have happened today, thanks america

[buoyant nimbus]

Ok the other time is just him just gambling

[open pasture]

I can't understand anything xqc says. even when he's speaking english, I assume he's speaking english anyway.

[slow urchin]

In the time it took me to send that it has risen by 3

[buoyant nimbus]

$100 mil lost

[mystic salmon]

maaan

[mystic salmon]

fucking hell

[little wadi]

more

[mystic salmon]

How rich is this mf

[slow urchin]

Add another 2

It's at 370 now

[buoyant nimbus]

tbf his gambling money isn't all self-funded (donations, etc.)

Some of it is given by the gambling companies

but even then, he by himself is mega rich

[mystic salmon]

And these are just reported ones

[slow urchin]

Yup, 371 now

[open pasture]

Where are you seeing these statistics?

[glass shell]

things are already bad enough can we not talk about suicide

[slow urchin]

@open pasture https://www.worldometers.info/

[little wadi]

you do know that those are estimated numbers not statistics?

[mossy egret]

agreed

[slow urchin]

They're cited

[little wadi]

they take available data and just count up to them

[slow urchin]

But yes I know

[fallow pawn]

1. I wouldnt use those sites as metrics
2. Not really a good topic to discuss here

[slow urchin]

Oki then

[little wadi]

^

[slow urchin]

Eepy time

[raw panther]

there are 2 kinds of people;

1. those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

[winter needle]

where are you finding this

[fallow pawn]

random site online, "worldometer"

[little wadi]

Arizona is the only state not having reported their EVs yet

(as if it would make any difference)

[raw panther]

what the fuck is a worldometer

[open pasture]

most reliable news source

[edgy ermine]

I still find it funny that the download count on BetterDiscord's website is fake

[bold adder]

even if she won all the white states

she still wouldnt have enough

[fallow pawn]

github download stats my only reliable metric

[little wadi]

they probably only count get requests to that specific endpoint...

[edgy ermine]

It literally uses math.random()

[glass shell]

it's bad to wish death upon others but I hope someone shoots him

[slow urchin]

Takes data from reliable sources in order to display estimates of the year and or the days count of many different worldwide things, population for example

[fallow pawn]

this is so real

[slow urchin]

I'm sad the first two missed

[raw panther]

but how long is it

[winter needle]

i hope they succeeded twice already

[slow urchin]

Wdym

Like how many things?

[raw panther]

is it more than a kilometer

[slow urchin]

Yes

[edgy ermine]

They should just call it already there's a clear winner here

[raw panther]

thanks

[slow urchin]

2.3885893994949 km is equal to a worldometer

:3

[fallow pawn]

but but what if kamala wins

[edgy ermine]

True

[slow urchin]

All but one non-completed are red

It's going to be 220:340

[bold adder]

15+10+4+3+3+11+6

[little wadi]

its sadly obvious who wins

i had so much hope

[bold adder]

she needs like 3 states

[visual marsh]

Same but recounting might happen

[slow urchin]

She needs every state

[fallow pawn]

ketchup my favorite condiment

[bold adder]

so unless she can pull 700k votes out of somewhere

oops

[little wadi]

i have the feeling it wont matter on electoran votes

[visual marsh]

Yeah...

[bold adder]

KATSUP

[fallow pawn]

KATSUP BLAST

[slow urchin]

Chik fil a sauce is kinda better imo

I can make better sauces myself I make good thauth

Very yum

[edgy ermine]

Peak BetterDiscord Engineering

[mossy egret]

we need this for Vencord’s website

[fallow pawn]

lc.ss https://betterdiscord.app

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 9.91s

[fallow pawn]

I cant see the count

big popup in the way

[slow urchin]

lc.ss https://www.youtube.com

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 10.41s

[kindred garden]

PA is still possible for her to claw back, around 277,000 votes left to count. Probably all mail in

Mail in votes are gonna decide it

[fallow pawn]

another popup..

[paper magnet]

hey i am new can i ask a Question?

[slow urchin]

No

Leave

Leave the server

[paper magnet]

thanks for saying yes i will ask now

[slow urchin]

:3

[slow urchin]

They should be counting for another day or two so hopefully that changes things

[fallow pawn]

just ask

no need to ask.. to ask

[paper magnet]

i got banned on another discord server bc someone faked a screen shot of me saying some bad things is there a plugin that can show me all old deleted messages in a dm?

[mystic salmon]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[slow urchin]

No

[paper magnet]

yes

[fallow pawn]

wdym all old deleted messages? If theyre gone theyre gone lol

[slow urchin]

There is one I'm serious

Lol

[mystic salmon]

Messagelogger only logs messages you've seen while using the plugin

[slow urchin]

Yes

This

[paper magnet]

is there a way to prove my innocent then?

[slow urchin]

No

[glass shell]

at least not with vencord

[fallow pawn]

messagelogger doesnt log to files for a reason, the idea is that its all temporary

[slow urchin]

Just say "they could've changed it with inspect"

[raw panther]

concreteproof.webp

[slow urchin]

This is true

[winter needle]

florida's abortion amendment failed by 3% because of an amendment that raised the threshold to 60% (which passed with 57% yes)

[paper magnet]

what do you mean?

[quasi ravine]

this is the

4th time

ice seen that imge

[glass shell]

what i mean is this client mod won't help you with that

[quasi ravine]

i think

[mystic salmon]

wtf

[paper magnet]

damn welp off to find another way

to prove my innocent

[fallow pawn]

the only thing you can say is that discord screenshots aren't sufficient evidence

[winter needle]

yeah wtf indeed
more people voted for the right to fucking fish rather than control their own body

insane

[fallow pawn]

because those are extremely easy to fake

[paper magnet]

yeah he kinda only showed the mods a screenshot but they still believed him

[slow urchin]

There's literally a website for it

[paper magnet]

like he got mad when i declined is trading req

[mystic salmon]

Shit fucking sucks

[fallow pawn]

you can also use css snippets to fake a message and be able to refresh the client to keep said faked message

[slow urchin]

lc.ss https://vencord.vencord

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 7.26s

[slow urchin]

vencord is down

[mystic salmon]

.vencord would be silly, someone call ICANN

[slow urchin]

[winter needle]

iirc amendment 4 also carried IVF protections or something

[slow urchin]

That's what I'm sayin

I keep saying Nini and then coming back

I have ADHD chat mb

[bold adder]

ofc my county is blue

bro

[little wadi]

good

[bold adder]

i thought our governor would shift some votes

[little wadi]

blue = good

not if youre in germany tho

[mystic salmon]

Or the uk

[mossy egret]

lc.ss https://canary.discord.com

[open pasture]

https://vencord.app/ is still up

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 10.32s

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[slow urchin]

My state is blue so I think I'm at least a little safer than kthers

lc.ss https://vencord.app/

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 7.06s

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[fallow pawn]

no way

[little wadi]

(spoiler: wont matter in the end)

[slow urchin]

Ugly ass site too

[little wadi]

all are equally fucked

[winter needle]

i agree but its sad

[open pasture]

lmfao it doesn't matter

trump won it's wraps

btc is up

depo everything

[quasi ravine]

why vencord piss

[open pasture]

???

[slow urchin]

Well it won't matter for laws and shit I'm just saying my state can still have slightly different policies

Let me have hope i genuinely need this

[quartz bane]

dont wanna live my 19th,20th,21st,22nd years alive with a wannabe dictator whos getting rid of everything that our country needs to not implode on itself

[paper magnet]

man i give up

[little wadi]

🫵 your rights

[visual marsh]

I just want to get a Volvo V60 as my first car ;-;

[slow urchin]

Think about me, it's my 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, and almost 20th

[visual marsh]

And now I can't because of this shit

[paper magnet]

but atleast i found out how easy it is to get someone perma banned

[visual marsh]

Fuck this backwards ass country.

[mossy egret]

lc.ss https://vencord.xyz

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 6.64s

[mystic salmon]

Remember that trump took away pandemic control methods that Obama put in because of his racism

Trump killed a million people with his racism

[rough dome]

⚠️ vencord.xyz is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.xyz, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.

[open pasture]

It's okay!! btc is UP!!

[glass shell]

who cares

[open pasture]

me!

I'm up!

everything else sucks

[mossy egret]

no one here cares about bitcoin

[slow urchin]

lc.ss https://minky.materii.dev/

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 8.54s

[quasi ravine]

minky

[visual marsh]

Fuck bitcoin

[little wadi]

lc.ss https://sammcheese.net

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 5.99s

[mossy egret]

frfr

[little wadi]

[open pasture]

+100%

[mystic salmon]

Thankful that I live in Scotland rn, still gonna feel the effects, still it makes me feel awful because of all the people getting affected by this

[open pasture]

shutup 4channer

[slow urchin]

WAIT

[little wadi]

Germany will definitely feel the ripple

[slow urchin]

lc.ss https://discord.com/app

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 11.32s

[slow urchin]

LOG IT IN

[quartz bane]

my girlfriend wont be able to start HRT , i wont be able to get SSI For being disabled , my mother wont be able to have her healthcare pay for all of the doctors appointments she has to make for both me and herself

[mystic salmon]

Poland probably

[quartz bane]

life fucking sucks

[slow urchin]

Someone could literally log into pissbot rn

[quartz bane]

and gender affirming surgerys?

[little wadi]

i predict..... 2 years after trump become president our abortion laws will get tighter too

[quartz bane]

how do u know

[open pasture]

lc.ss https://tips.fbi.gov/home

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 7.68s

[open pasture]

stupid pop ups

[slow urchin]

lc.ss https://discrod.com

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 7.25s

[bold adder]

imagine being the new candidate, campaining for 107 days, and for all of it to burn

[glass shell]

following years are gonna be tough for everyone

[bold adder]

unfortunate

no this is shiggycord

[glass shell]

but hold on

[bold adder]

the linux, politics, and drama server

[visual marsh]

I bet Harris is crying right now

[winter needle]

red states already have heavy anti-lgbt restrictions especially for underage

[slow urchin]

@glass shell I voted for you :(

[bold adder]

nah bru she smilin

[glass shell]

should've voted for miku

[slow urchin]

I did two

One for my current and one for my deadname

Frfr

[quartz bane]

atleast im in oregon which is a blue state

[glass shell]

if i became president I would do worse shit than trump believe me

[open pasture]

fawn location revealed

[mystic salmon]

Legalize home built nuclear bombs

[little wadi]

abortion:

[mystic salmon]

Yeah lol

[little wadi]

no but others might

[slow urchin]

Funny how i can have a surgery to implant triple d's or to have LITERAL. FUCKING. HORNS. IMPLANTED INTO MY HEAD FOR FUN. Literally anywhere in the world, but getting a surgery that increases your mental stability? You heretic!!! Heathen!!!

[little wadi]

he literally said he would

[quartz bane]

im scared for my girlfriend (shes trans) shes from iowa which is a red state

[slow urchin]

He's literally been fighting for antitrans and antiabortion for years

[glass shell]

i don't wanna be pessimistic but blue or red, every state's gonna be shit under his presidency

[junior ridge]

get her to Illinois

[mystic salmon]

uate being too optimistic

[junior ridge]

or Minnesota

[open pasture]

why are they STILL trying to get me to vaccinate

[slow urchin]

Goodnight vencord, hope i don't wake up fr

[glass shell]

don't give up so early

living is the best act of rebellion you can do right now

[visual marsh]

^

[junior ridge]

pat pat

[visual marsh]

Have hope and stand tall

[open pasture]

trump held a gay wedding at his place the other week

[visual marsh]

We will get through this hell

[glass shell]

if you can't live from hope live from spite

[slow urchin]

here, have my oc l4ce before i sleep

[mystic salmon]

They say, you have a higher risk so they want to make sure they have all the high risk people vaccinated

[slow urchin]

I suck at drawing but it's something

[mystic salmon]

They don't want people getting seriously sick and then blaming the NHS for not making them get the vaccine

[open pasture]

i’ve never taken a vaccine nor will i ever, i’ve not had covid once

[mystic salmon]

No wonder you're high risk

[quartz bane]

yep. and now hes prob gonna withdraw us from nato which will let china and russia attack us and the countrys that are in nato wont help us

[open pasture]

high risk deez nuts

[glass shell]

reassure me, you mean covid vaccine right?

[open pasture]

yes

[glass shell]

not all vaccines?

[open pasture]

no

[quartz bane]

basically trump is gonna fuck up our country

[tame thorn]

me neither

[mystic salmon]

Luck

[slow urchin]

Make America shit again

[buoyant nimbus]

Is this true?

[mystic salmon]

I got vaccinated, still got COVID, wasn't serious though

[open pasture]

hopefully trump settles with a peace deal in ukraine (not that they have any chance left to begin with) and sorts the shit out in the middle east

[mystic salmon]

This was during the time when variants were popping up like flies so

[glass shell]

france won't be able to help in the NATO either to be honest

2025 is gonna be a tough year for france

[slow urchin]

Everyone who had it got a different strain, the vaccine did fuck all for anything but ONE specific strain

[buoyant nimbus]

It's gonna give Russia, China and North Korea free reign in general

[quartz bane]

the fact that hispanic people voted for him even tho he said the first thing hes gonna do is "deport" all the people who fled their countrys seeking refuge. and the fact that the countrys dont even have to accept them and that would cause other issues

[open pasture]

how about we nuke france and israel, give the us election to the chinese and invest in taking everyone to pluto

[slow urchin]

I would know, I got one that was just a mild cold that felt like allergies and another that made me throw up constantly and unable to move for 3 days

[winter needle]

my mom refused to get the vaccine
i got into a huge argument to get the vaccine and suceeded
a year later we both got covid
i had a light fever and she had complications for months

trolldayruined~2

[little wadi]

LMAO

L

[winter needle]

huge L

[open pasture]

covid was just a test to see how well county’s could lock down

should’ve locked in instead of down

[quartz bane]

im pretty sure me and my mom had a false negative before. we both felt like shit coughing and sneezing up a storm. we are both vaccinated and i had a friend of mine get hospitalised for a month cus of covid

[covert patio]

https://tenor.com/view/ariweather-miku-hatsune-miku-anime-picmix-gif-18084280083452120607

[quartz bane]

ill see if i still have ammo left

[little wadi]

i had a pretty bad fever and everything smelled and tasted like dogshit for a few weeks but other than that i was fine

(aka braindamage, i got braindamage)

oh you're one of those

[little coyote]

when will web extention be fixed?

[little wadi]

so did i

[little coyote]

o mb

wrong chnnel

[little wadi]

It had a well well deserved status as an pandemic

[quartz bane]

did u vote for trump?

[winter needle]

was it really though
some other countries handled it fine
*that treated it seriously and as not a joke

[quartz bane]

then you dont get to have a say in what will or wont happen

[mighty pawn]

lmfao

[buoyant nimbus]

I still have to say the outrage over masks was the dumbest thing

It's a piece of fabric

[quartz bane]

who tf is nino

[mighty pawn]

I voted for shiggy :3

[buoyant nimbus]

Like your clothes, the seatbelts that keep you safe in vehicles, safety straps for your wii-mote

[little wadi]

america always was special

[quartz bane]

does anyone even know who the actual owner is and who made vencord

[buoyant nimbus]

Everyone who complained about masks should go naked because clothes are restricting their freedom

[visual marsh]

America is fucking autistic.

[little wadi]

the vendition

[bold adder]

vendicator

[quartz bane]

they arent here

weird

just asking?

[open pasture]

they are hjere

[fallow pawn]

yeah I talk to them daily

[glass shell]

i commit crimes with them daily

[quartz bane]

update i have 2 bullets left. havent used this gun since my dad told me to hide it in my closet because i was 15 and not allowed to have a gun

[open pasture]

the owner is clyde

[quartz bane]

oh damn hey

[fallow pawn]

hey

[open pasture]

Real

[glass shell]

you have two shots

make us proud

[open pasture]

@shadow owl say something or be lobotomised

[quartz bane]

yikes

im not talking about killing mister nazi man

im talking about myself

[little wadi]

Let's not

[glass shell]

oh

[glass shell]

don't do that

[open pasture]

maybew the lobotomy was the clydes along the way

Discord already lobotomized him

[fallow pawn]

actual insane thing to say

[quartz bane]

if i cant be happy in life and i cant guarentee my girlfriend will ever get HRT and bottom surgery , move in with me

then why should i even try living?

19 aand im 18

[glass shell]

because living is the best thing you can do now

don't give up

[fallow pawn]

this isnt the place to be talking about that stuff im sorry, all I recommend is just try to live your life

[quartz bane]

alr srry

im just feeling way too many emotions right now

[wooden harbor]

tats crazy dawg

[rough crater]

is that a good thing

[fallow pawn]

try to be more positive and look forward to the future

everyone should be doing that anyway

[glass shell]

"can I please get a water" vibes

[quartz bane]

i might try calming down by listening to my friends record label's newest release

heard its kinda good

[glass shell]

your friend has a record label?

stares at you with my large eyes

[quartz bane]

havent listened to Unlucky Wind since my friend whos the CEO released her album

[quartz bane]

mhm.

[glass shell]

ill keep it in mind

trying to form a band and it's actually coming along

[quartz bane]

its a breakcore / hardcore and other genre record label

[glass shell]

got myself a vocalist and potentially a guitarist

[fallow pawn]

everything will be chrome

[rough crater]

why look forward to the future if its going to happen after a while

[little wadi]

Bro went from taking the gun to advertising a friend's music

[mighty pawn]

electron based bootloader

[quartz bane]

saying that im trying to calm myself down by listening to my friends music isnt the same as "going from being suicidal to promoting their friends music"

[quartz bane]

reminds me of Tewi

[little wadi]

Sounded like it

[lost furnace]

[winter needle]

hey you live in oregon calm down
you're gonna be spared from the worst

[lost furnace]

I have no words I will come back later

[quartz bane]

bruh my friend naomi who says shes literally tewi irl says shes 19 but if shes literally tewi she would be at least 1,300 years old

[quartz bane]

yea but my girlfriend lives in iowa. a red state

and shes trans. literally one of the targets on trumps "project 2025"

[stone dagger]

how to remove vencord

[quartz bane]

just uninstall it vro

[lost furnace]

I have

Im not even american

[visual marsh]

I don't want to

[stone dagger]

where is the button?

[glass shell]

project 2025 is not gonna happen or is gonna be heavily watered down

[lost furnace]

Im just worried for the amount of people who I'm close to that are american

[fallow pawn]

sleep now

[winter needle]

it's like 600 pages but I've read the multi page summaries
it's really scary

[quartz bane]

i remembered nostradamus and i decided to look up his predictions for 2025. "war in europe , natural disasters , alien encounters" well 2/3 things have happened time to unmask elon musk as a alien

[fallow pawn]

Its 9am please sleep @harsh minnow

[lost furnace]

elon is an alien

[harsh minnow]

bro no one asked get your edgy ass out of here

[lost furnace]

everyone knows that

[winter needle]

so what are you gonna kill her and yourself 😭
relocate her instead

[quartz bane]

no?

[lost furnace]

confusion 100

I need to go outside

[winter needle]

lol what

[lost furnace]

Ive been trapped inside

all day

because of the weather

[quartz bane]

we moved on

[open pasture]

Real

[glass shell]

vee we gotta commit crimes vee

[harsh minnow]

this is trumps America...

I hope you're prepared

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow sleep

[lost furnace]

it was like 35 degrees C

and I live in a fairly colder part of australia

[open pasture]

Is 4

[quartz bane]

im pretty sure shes kinda screwed rn. shes going from living with her father for a week to living with her mother for a week. interchanging every week

[open pasture]

Here

[lost furnace]

going outside at night because im basically a vampire

[quartz bane]

okay... thats too far

[harsh minnow]

bros still yapping about project 2025 like any of that shit is gonna happen

[glass shell]

my blood was boiling the moment i saw the word vampire because my friends keep saying im a vampire

[visual marsh]

That shit is a hoax as someone told me here.

[quartz bane]

now that mister dictator wannabe is gonna be in office it might happen

[lost furnace]

I call myself a vampire because my skin is sensitive to the sun as all hell

[harsh minnow]

Post Luce and you will be spared

[lost furnace]

I couldnt give a fuck about how warm it is

[quartz bane]

ive been called a vampire cus i have 2 extra teeth growing out of my gums lmao. even tho all my other teeth are fucked up cus i was born premie

[lost furnace]

I like warm weather

its the sun

[fallow pawn]

we had the same idea..

[lost furnace]

the sun rays are gonna kill me

[harsh minnow]

❌

[quartz bane]

and cus they dont have enough room in my mouth

[fallow pawn]

I will clear your sins

[harsh minnow]

get them removed bruh

[fallow pawn]

i will make u pure again

[glass shell]

my skin is pale because i have a lot of defficiencies, my canines are on top of all my teeth, i get dizzy when there's too much sun and I live at night

[harsh minnow]

are they wisdom teeth

[lost furnace]

mostly relatable

only thing for me that proves im not a vampire is I love garlic bread

[little wadi]

i will project your 2025

[quartz bane]

if i could post images i could send a xray i have of my teeth to prove how fucked my teeth are

[harsh minnow]

I had my wisdom teeth removed

[glass shell]

i hate garlic it stinks

[quartz bane]

i aint even british and my teeth are fucked up (this is a joke)

[harsh minnow]

bad take

[lost furnace]

I will explode your project

[harsh minnow]

garlic is amazing

[harsh minnow]

so many americans have fucked up teeth too

[lost furnace]

agreed

[quartz bane]

mine probably wont be able to get removed without removing other teeth too

[lost furnace]

I love garlic

[glass shell]

me too and i was high as fuck from the anesthesia because my dumbass chose a full anesthesia since i was too scared to be awake

[harsh minnow]

sleep @fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

I SHOULD BE SAYING THAT TO U

its 10am girl

[harsh minnow]

nop

I already slet

[fallow pawn]

ur sleep deprived

[lost furnace]

zooted on anesthesia

[fallow pawn]

girl slept like 2h

[quartz bane]

yea like my 2 bottom wisdom teeth are facing sideways fully and the upper ones are diagonal

[harsh minnow]

😭

[little wadi]

LM AO

[quartz bane]

bruh i cant even say hashtag me

[glass shell]

uate jumpscare

[quartz bane]

#hashtag me

sobbing

[harsh minnow]

uate sends me mean things on xmpp

he called me the v word

[rough crater]

is that a troll ticket

[lost furnace]

I dont even sleep I just lay in my bed and count it as sleeping

[rough crater]

vee

[glass shell]

i can't sleep without asmr

[little wadi]

woah how does he send you things on ram overclock

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow sleeve

[lost furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/mayaspapayas-cat-pressing-a-keyboard-smash-screaming-gif-27055444

[glass shell]

i love creepy shit it's comfy as fuck

[little wadi]

average traumatised person

[glass shell]

i am traumatized and healing

maybe

don't care anyways

[quartz bane]

asmr calling my doctor to report that my farts have been smelling like gasoline and monster energy for the past 2 weeks #real life

[bold adder]

hey guys now we can finally see if project 2025 was real or not

[glass shell]

as long as I can eat bread my life is worth living

[bold adder]

also is trump gonna finish his wall

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow

[lost furnace]

no he's just staring

[open pasture]

Real

[harsh minnow]

hopefully

[glass shell]

he's analyzing

[quartz bane]

shur up man i dont wanna have to hear about that orange weirdo again

urgh

[bold adder]

hey he can pass that border deal now

[quartz bane]

im so angy im gonna go moderate everywhere

wait huh

i left the server i was mod in

[little wadi]

xd

[quartz bane]

to escape my gfs ex bf

[glass shell]

moderates all over the place

[quartz bane]

#worth it

[fallow pawn]

<- u soon

[bold adder]

gfs ex bf

[quartz bane]

#moderating the moderation

[bold adder]

hes gay?

[little wadi]

*moderates all over the place*

[bold adder]

or is she lesbian

or both

[lost furnace]

moderates you

[glass shell]

to escape schizo thoughts just laugh about them

[quartz bane]

my girlfriends Ex boyfriend was stalking me and getting their friends to talk shit about me and my gf

[glass shell]

if you can't take them seriously they're not a danger

[lost furnace]

that's what I do

[bold adder]

:(

[glass shell]

me too!!

[quartz bane]

i ended up banning him and then left before the higher ups could ban me

[lost furnace]

no

shut up

[glass shell]

though hallucinations are way harder to ignore even if i know they're not real

[quartz bane]

jokes on u i take my antidepressants during the daytime

[glass shell]

im trying to manage my life without medication

[harsh minnow]

bro this showed up in my timeline and I thought it was posted today for a second

[quartz bane]

went from lexapro to bupropin

[glass shell]

that's insane how could anyone ever post this

[quartz bane]

that post is actually biden revealing hes a super secret robot coded to kill trump

[fallow pawn]

sleeve

[quartz bane]

and that michael jackson actually invented fortnite in the year 1999

okay what the fuck am i saying

im manic as fuck

[glass shell]

that's your manic crisis?

[quartz bane]

i needa go put all this energy into grinding mobile game yay :(

[lost furnace]

[glass shell]

micheal jackson inventing fortnite?

[quartz bane]

no my manic crisis is trump winning the election

[lost furnace]

my manic crisis ^

[quartz bane]

and what that will cause

[glass shell]

i haven't had a manic crisis in a hot minute

[quartz bane]

nah but ill be manic if he doesnt get added to fortnite

[glass shell]

oh wait im lying i literally had one last sunday

[visual marsh]

Meanwhile I'm watching Top Gear

And trying to ease my mind

[lost furnace]

meanwhile I'm

[quartz bane]

have u watched fast and furious

[visual marsh]

Yes

[glass shell]

today we will piss in the exhaust pipe

[visual marsh]

kek

[lost furnace]

and trying to ease my

[glass shell]

car vropm

on top gear top

[harsh minnow]

BRO I THOUGHT THE SAME

[glass shell]

top

[visual marsh]

LMAO

[glass shell]

WAIT TRUE

[quartz bane]

if u dont stop ing ill turn that into a

[fallow pawn]

girl......

same

[glass shell]

election decor when

[quartz bane]

i hate how accurate that is

[quartz bane]

is there a plugin where u can make images ur discord background

i wanna make mine The amen break

[harsh minnow]

just live your life and stop giving a shit about outside factors you can't influence and you'll have a much better life

[lost furnace]

css exists

[harsh minnow]

nvm you're unsavable

[quartz bane]

darn

[glass shell]

what's wrong with the amen break

[quartz bane]

okay just cus i got addicted to listening to breakcore when i was 8 and now im 18 doesnt mean im unsavable

i think the tinnitus that i just found out i might have is actually caused by my antideppressant

[glass shell]

amen break doesn't equals breakcore

[lost furnace]

that is the definition of unsavable

[quartz bane]

bupropin has a 1-2% chance to cause tinnitus

nuh uh :(

[little wadi]

or

you just have tinnitus

[lost furnace]

has a 100% chance to cause virus in all other

[quartz bane]

NO WAY REALLY?!

[lost furnace]

yop

shockingly

[quartz bane]

its michael stock photo

[lost furnace]

is 100% certainly

[glass shell]

Brilliant!

[quartz bane]

ik i just love the genre and i love the amen break

[glass shell]

no it's average mike

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow its time to 🛏️

[quartz bane]

"exquisite job good sir!"

[winter needle]

NOOOOO

[quartz bane]

what if michael jackson was actually michael pronouns

[exotic pike]

no thats average aiden

thats an aiden

[quartz bane]

and instead of singing about some random bitch named annie getting murdered he sang about how his pronouns are hee/hee

[quartz bane]

im gonna fucking yell i needa stfu

[quartz bane]

they added jordans to fortnite

[glass shell]

i ranted about what the portal walls are made out of for an actual hour i doubt this is the master yapper

[fallow pawn]

https://x.com/sebjvidal/status/1853977199189061822?s=46

Seb Vidal (@SebJVidal) on X

For anyone wondering what's going on with this funky-looking UIMenu...it turns out, it's not a UIMenu. The whole modal view is a WKWebView.

Not sure what's worse, this Temu UIMenu or the current election results displayed underneath it... 🫠

Twitter · Nov 6, 2024, 1:46 AM

[quartz bane]

i cant wait to make Dolph (the stupid fucking christmas deer) from fortnite wear jordans

[real skiff]

is this the real fawn

[quartz bane]

i mean atleast they tried to prevent whoevers using it from screaming

[quartz bane]

BRUH

[fallow pawn]

no

[quartz bane]

nah im a pro autism player

ranked 4x champ in my friend group

[fallow pawn]

this one is american not pyramid

[quartz bane]

bro ive used the username fawn since i made my discord account leave me alone :( just cus im not whoever ur talking about doesnt mean im a "fake" fawn

[exotic pike]

plesiosaurus

allosaurus

giganotosaurus

tyrannosaurus

[little wadi]

name every true crime case

[exotic pike]

brontosaurus

uhh

[fallow pawn]

dont take it personally xd

[exotic pike]

can i name sauropods

[quartz bane]

i dont give a fuck about dinosaurs :(

[fallow pawn]

I just find it silly

[quartz bane]

im not its just jokes

[quartz bane]

can i get media perms long enough to post the video of sematary saying "i dont give a fuck about candy bars" when a fan asked him what his favorite candy bar was

bro sounded so mad

"i dont give a FUCK about candy bars :("

[glass shell]

true

[exotic pike]

lowkey you americans all sleeping on alaska

yall should move up there whole ass free state

real shit

[quartz bane]

if i even have it still

[exotic pike]

i need metal implanted in my cheeks

[quartz bane]

i found a fucking meme of kmoe singing his song "gloves" over that video of anuc singing chestnuts roasting on a open fire

[quartz bane]

which ones. u have 4 of them

[harsh minnow]

of course a swede would shill alaska

[exotic pike]

face

[exotic pike]

die

alaska is bare cool n that

[quartz bane]

why would u need metal rods in ur face

OH

i get it

[exotic pike]

i live in australia tho dawg

[quartz bane]

extra jaw strength

[exotic pike]

no

i need malleable metal

[quartz bane]

like five nights at fredrick bears

[exotic pike]

i do MMA so i need malleable metal

else im popping my mandible

[quartz bane]

what is MMA

[exotic pike]

mixed martial arts

[quartz bane]

oh

i do mixed autistic activitys

MAA

[exotic pike]

type shit

[quartz bane]

snow too

[exotic pike]

take a look at the populaec

its probably per capita

[quartz bane]

my friend lives in alaska and he gets snowed in alot

[glass shell]

MY FUCKING SCHOOL'S RING SONG IS FEIN HELP

IM FUCKING DYING

[exotic pike]

FEIN X CARNIVAL REMIX