🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[night blaze]

[Request] How many pounds of nails does a nail-biter eat per year ...

Jan 20, 2018 ... As a long term nail biter when I was younger, I can answer for myself. ... Now, if you were some kind of monster who eats them instead, you ...

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[exotic pike]

please tell me you're a linguist 🙏

[slow urchin]

[rare trout]

lc.i stellaluna

[night blaze]

Stellaluna: Cannon, Janell: 9780152802172: Amazon.com: Books

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[mystic salmon]

I was kinda interested in conlangs for a bit

[crude fern]

true

[mystic salmon]

So I picked up a bunch of linguistics stuff

[exotic pike]

oh shit nice

[exotic pike]

real shit nice

fav branch?

phonetics or orthography or ?

[crude fern]

hi im still high

[mystic salmon]

Very biased because I'm polish but Slavic

Uralic is cool but it's not Indo European

[slow urchin]

@crude fern how many angles do the walls in your home have, count them

[exotic pike]

oh no i meant branch of linguistics

[mystic salmon]

Oh you mean branch of linguistics

[exotic pike]

btu thats still fire

uralic is good

interesting

cuz finnish and stuff

[unborn hound]

Why does this include kaszebsczki isnt it a dead langauge by now

[mystic salmon]

I'd say orthography is interesting, but I also like seeing how grammars work

[slow urchin]

Finnish? I barely started

I apologize for that terrible pun

[exotic pike]

raaaa ha ha haa hahahahhahahhahhahaha

[mystic salmon]

Also Hungarian

[exotic pike]

most PIE charts (not like pie charts, proto indo european) charts include the dead languages

for example vulgar latin

[unborn hound]

Huh

[exotic pike]

or norn

or cornish

[unborn hound]

Cornish?

[slow urchin]

FUCKING CORNISH??

[exotic pike]

nevermind

[slow urchin]

WHAT

[stark herald]

@real skiff you can now upload your custom screenshots to oasis decart as a starting point

[exotic pike]

i cant recall if cornish is dead

[unborn hound]

🌽 🌽 🌽

[exotic pike]

it is

[unborn hound]

I speak cornish

[exotic pike]

i believe

learn elfdalian

its a dialect of branched old eastern norse

closer to old norse in terms of orthography and stuff

[slow urchin]

lc.g what is Cornish language

[night blaze]

Cornish language - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Cornish (Cornish: Kernewek) is a very old language from Cornwall in the southwest of England. Cornish is a Celtic language and is very similar to Welsh and ...

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[exotic pike]

it was spoken in cornwall

its like gaelics autistic cousin

its celtic

[crude fern]

im in school

can i have help i dont understand this dumb question

[exotic pike]

what subject schlawg

[lapis lava]

elh pro max

[slow urchin]

How many spots do the ceiling tiles have in your school

Count them

[exotic pike]

tämä käännetään automaattisesti

suomeksi

nice

auto translate is fire

[slow urchin]

Lc.tr

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇫🇮  Finnish   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

this is translated automatically

Google Translator • labsCore

[slow urchin]

Shnoice

[unborn hound]

I should learn finnish

but thats like

[crude fern]

at least 1.

[unborn hound]

4th language i should to learn

[unborn hound]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1098245231775850606.webp?size=48

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate

[crude fern]

im not that stoned my guy

[unborn hound]

Evil worm*

[exotic pike]

lära sig svenska

[mystic salmon]

kijetesantakalu tonsi li lanpan ala lanpan e soko

[mystic salmon]

LC.tr

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇲🇱  Bambara   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

kijetesantakalu tonsi li lamp dream lamp and sock

Google Translator • labsCore

[exotic pike]

im tryna learn proper greenlandian norse

its a dead language

but i still want to

i know 7 languages so far

i know one conlang

[mystic salmon]

Which conlang

[exotic pike]

made by christopher paolini

elvish

[mystic salmon]

Also what's your definition of know

[exotic pike]

not tolkeins bullshit

[slow urchin]

That was more meant towards the tism

[exotic pike]

for the conlang?

or the languages?

[mystic salmon]

For languages

Like

[exotic pike]

generally i can speak to someone from that area fluently

like i can talk about 99% of topics in that language

[mystic salmon]

Damn

[exotic pike]

only exception is german which i'm still learning

the languages i DO know are swedish norwegian danish english hindi urdu persian and i can speak a bit of icelandic

[mystic salmon]

Polyglots are really interesting people

[exotic pike]

sometimes

[crude fern]

do you know what my tism is upset about

[unborn hound]

Fancier nerds imo

[exotic pike]

real shit

[crude fern]

the fact that if i wanna read the fire codes used by most American buildings i have to PAY for them

like wtf???

[steep belfry]

Yo who server is this

[mystic salmon]

Wtf

[mystic salmon]

That's dumb

[mystic salmon]

This is a server for a discord modification

[steep belfry]

Fuck dis who invited me

Leaving ts shit

[unborn hound]

???

[slow urchin]

I think it's arson protection idk

Pay to burn it down

Lol

i wonder if chatgpt can just tell them to you

Wait

[meager python]

wtf twitter https://i.imgur.com/TfBqAhX.png

i didnt even post anything

[slow urchin]

Section 1 of NFPA 1, also called the "Fire Code," typically covers the foundational aspects of the document, including its purpose, application, and scope. Here's a breakdown of what this section usually contains:

1. Purpose: It defines the intent of the Fire Code, which is to protect lives, property, and the environment from fire and related hazards through preventive measures, detection, and control. This involves ensuring safety in both new and existing buildings.


2. Scope: Section 1 specifies that the code applies to all types of buildings and structures, covering both public and private properties. It encompasses requirements for construction, maintenance, operation, and occupancy of buildings, as well as fire prevention strategies.


3. Application: It details how the Fire Code is to be applied and enforced by authorities. This includes guidelines on interpreting the code, managing conflicts between codes, and ensuring compliance.


4. Objectives: This section often lays out the core objectives of the code, which focus on minimizing fire risks, ensuring safe evacuation routes, and enabling effective emergency response.


5. Coordination with Other Codes: Section 1 may also emphasize that NFPA 1 works alongside other standards and building codes, supporting a unified approach to fire safety.



If you're looking for something more specific from Section 1, let me know, and I can summarize in more detail!

Yeah this is about as good as i could get it

[keen junco]

scope

petscope

[slow urchin]

@stark herald will buy @crude fern all NFPA fire code articles

[crude fern]

nevermind i think i found a free acess thing

[regal ferry]

yoy should take your phone to a doctor

[quasi ravine]

how much %

[mortal rose]

rah

[regal ferry]

rah?

[fresh ledge]

rah!

[mystic salmon]

doctor who?

[crude fern]

kill me

[jaunty trellis]

[quasi ravine]

[mystic salmon]

aaaa

[mystic salmon]

Fire code (Fira Code reference)

[regal ferry]

doctor who reference????

[crude fern]

nahhh ai is always righy

[rare trout]

You should make cat noises in class

[crude fern]

WHAT

[rare trout]

What

[covert patio]

i hate windows >:(

[lapis lava]

hop on linux 🍌 💃

[grand crypt]

Trolled

Also shit CPU

[covert patio]

i need to build native windows app

[jaunty trellis]

[unborn hound]

Traitors

All of you traitors

[covert patio]

that is bloated ass hello world

[unborn hound]

only thing missing is vscode

[stark herald]

@lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava

[covert patio]

okay guys, which language should i be using for transforming csvs?

ill go with C

i cant have like 20mb csv transformer

[jaunty trellis]

prime exclusively uses nvim

[river thunder]

@daring cloud, <t:1730699880:R>: install vencord and nekocord on same instance

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate you will get a job at microshit and force rootkits out of the kernel

[lapis lava]

yop

[lapis lava]

yop

good

[stark herald]

:(

[lapis lava]

double pronouns

[stark herald]

cry about it

im soo woke i have pronouns everywhere

[keen kernel]

chat I bought the mini phone off temu

[grand crypt]

Deserved

[keen kernel]

USB for comparison

[grand crypt]

I can't see shit

Ever heard of a fucking light

[keen kernel]

it was auto exposure 😔

[crude fern]

chat do you think there will be degrees you can get in ai

[grand crypt]

Yeah

There are already degrees in machine learning

Which is fancy word for ai

[keen kernel]

Me when ml degree

[crude fern]

https://www.rit.edu/study/artificial-intelligence-ms

[grand crypt]

No microphone, no light... What else do you lack??

[quasi ravine]

soul

[keen kernel]

WHY IS ALIUCORD STILL INSTALLING

[crude fern]

heres where i do a funny.

you can already get them.

[grand crypt]

Get a title in AI using chatgpt

[keen kernel]

you <3

[crude fern]

btw this university hosts fuckin linux stuff which is cool but they also do this shit

[keen kernel]

WHY IS ALIU NOT INSTALLERINGGGG

[grand crypt]

Please dont

[grand crypt]

What is "this shit"

[crude fern]

https://www.rit.edu/study/artificial-intelligence-ms

ai degree

[grand crypt]

I don't get it

It's just a degree

[crude fern]

idk

[grand crypt]

In artificial intelligence

[crude fern]

good question

[grand crypt]

Comparable to having a degree in Linux

[crude fern]

horror

[stark herald]

YOOOOO

@crude fern im so good

[crude fern]

i have a degree in excell

[crude fern]

yeaj

true

frestie

[stark herald]

:3

[lapis lava]

average arch btw user has more knowledge than linux degree

[wraith osprey]

I have degree in stupid

[lapis lava]

cockroach cookies

[keen kernel]

tiny phone

[wraith osprey]

you

[lapis lava]

me

[eager marsh]

helo vencor

do i get a static ipv4 address or static ipv6 address from my isp... (ipv6 is much cheaper)

[jaunty trellis]

depends on what you wanna use it for

[eager marsh]

mc server mayb

stuff liek taht

[jaunty trellis]

I forgor if mc does ipv6

probably

but ipv4 is easier

[eager marsh]

apparently i can either pay for a new one each month or just get a permanent one

[eager marsh]

yeh

permanent one costs almost the same for ipv4 and ipv6

[wraith osprey]

just use a dynamic DNS resolver

[eager marsh]

abwaaaaa

isnt that basically the same as using a proxy or am i tupid

[hardy plume]

put the goop in the bloop and glorp glorp and use gnarp gnarp

[wraith osprey]

nop it just updates the target IP to the new one whenever it changes

[eager marsh]

hm

thatd be nice cuz my internet is already pretty slow and running a mc server behind an ngrok proxy is bad

[wraith osprey]

https://www.cloudflare.com/en-ca/learning/dns/glossary/dynamic-dns/

[eager marsh]

i found duckdns

[eager marsh]

does this work for cgnat

[jaunty trellis]

duckdns so good (I think I haven't used it but ppl say it goog)

[eager marsh]

abwa

[wraith osprey]

uptime isnt super great apparently

[jaunty trellis]

oh

[daring cloud]

my isp rarely changes my ip; how often does yours change?

[unborn otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1295124057955635211/1299881157609132053/togif-24.gif

I found the best gif ever

[eager marsh]

idk but the fact is that im behind a cgnat so i cannot port forward at all

[daring cloud]

you could also make your A/AAAA have a low TTL, and change it when it's changed

[jaunty trellis]

we have 5 static ipv4s

[daring cloud]

oh, cgnat

rip

[unborn otter]

mine is dynamic so whenever i unplug

[eager marsh]

i ghave been trying to solve this issue for ages

the best solution is just tunnels like ngrok

[jaunty trellis]

ig cloudflared is an option

[eager marsh]

its just the same as ngrok iuf not worse

still a tunnel which adds overhead

[jaunty trellis]

how much upload do you have to work with anyway

[eager marsh]

wdym

[jaunty trellis]

you said your internet isn't great

[open pasture]

#🗒-textreplace-rules

[daring cloud]

#🗒-textreplace-rules

[bitter valley]

trees

[eager marsh]

1 megabit upload ...

[jaunty trellis]

yeah even with 0 overhead idt you're hosting a mc server

[eager marsh]

actually i ran one off my main pc with ngrok once

handled 3 players just fine

[main wyvern]

hi entities

[daring cloud]

hi @e

[river thunder]

@lost furnace, <t:1730702660:R>: explode zoot

[wraith osprey]

he was already atomized

[eager marsh]

now that i think ab it itd be funny to run an irc server

[open pasture]

Just use tailscale and a VPS

[harsh minnow]

idk the context but what a good doggo https://fixvx.com/YukariAkiyama89/status/1853193796751949981

[raw panther]

probably buying a new (used) car tomorrow

[signal rose]

Have fun

[raw panther]

not really my idea of fun but gotta do it

[grand crypt]

Feeling evil

[raw panther]

our other car is unreliable

[grand crypt]

Shaved half my moustache this morning, didn't notice because half asleep

My dad didn't tell me before I left

My classmate didn't tell me after we talked almost all day

[raw panther]

lol

[grand crypt]

Had to notice in the train next to fine shyt

[keen junco]

car edit

[open pasture]

These are some cute cars🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[keen junco]

@paper gate wir machen festival im badezimmer

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow guh

[median owl]

https://fixupx.com/discord_support/status/1853430127549350393

[bold adder]

friend told me his vencor no workie

[valid portal]

ornage

[icy grail]

pre-pomelo

good times

[nocturne bough]

wth is this

[bold adder]

why am i not failing chem 😭

im failing the subjects i should actually do harder on

i think i focus too much on chem

[icy grail]

spam/scam bots

[slow urchin]

It's always the ones with the full legal name username Lol

[stark herald]

they will fix issue by asking for your email and password

[covert patio]

chat is this relatable?

[paper gate]

yes

[lapis lichen]

would u guys rather have a iphone 14 pro or the 15 pro

[spark crescent]

can the 14 pro run fortnite

[mystic salmon]

The hell kinda monitor is that

[mystic salmon]

I tried developing an android app once, can confirm

[covert patio]

same honestly, i think android studio is ridiculously bloated

[mystic salmon]

android vim

Or even better, android helix

[paper gate]

neither

[sick mural]

Spootify

[median owl]

a google pixel 9 pro

[lapis lichen]

Not unless sideload

[lapis lichen]

Bro why google

[median owl]

wdym why google

[lapis lichen]

Like why a pixel 9 pro

over iphone

[median owl]

because ios sucks

[lapis lichen]

how

it’s so good

[paper gate]

nop

[median owl]

it's so locked down

[sick mural]

@stark herald hear me out, it's a good song

[lapis lichen]

everything is so smooth and all the devices work rlly well together and it’s well optimized

most people

don’t

[median owl]

my phone is smooth af too

[lapis lichen]

know how to do the side loading or install third party apps

[crude fern]

the creature

[lapis lichen]

you know that right

like samsung users don’t even install apks

[median owl]

if you pay 1k for a phone it's smooth no matter what os is on there

[lapis lichen]

i mean that’s the latest flagship phone though

no

[crude fern]

@stark herald twibk sink

[lapis lichen]

older iphone are smooth too still

you’ll notice a difference though

[median owl]

so is my old android

[lapis lichen]

if you have a newer model

[median owl]

lol

[lapis lichen]

mmm

[paper gate]

me with a 2022 Samsung flagship that can install apks

[lapis lichen]

but i don’t get why iphone is bad

it has good wecufity

just doesn’t let you side loaded

security

side load apps*

[stark herald]

twink

[median owl]

ios is super locked down and the apple ecosystem is basically just trying to never let you out

[lapis lichen]

i think they will at one point the only reason why they don’t is in regards of privacy

they don’t want their users vulnerable to exploits

like it’s pretty common now

for people to get hacked

[median owl]

lmao

[lapis lichen]

allowing that would give access for more

[median owl]

haha

[lapis lichen]

exploits

truthfully

they’d have to do way more than what they’re doing rn if that was introduced

i think it makes sense to why it’s limited to eu only

[median owl]

security of android and ios is the same

[lapis lichen]

no android has worse sexurity

[paper gate]

a hacker isn't gonna target some random person

[lapis lichen]

security

in the beginning

[median owl]

they both receive frequent bug fixes

[lapis lichen]

you’re not random they want your money lmao

[median owl]

okay why does it have worse security

[paper gate]

99% of the time a basic lock screen is enough

[lapis lichen]

and you’re identity

they’ll hack you if they can

anyone would probably

[median owl]

no?

[lapis lichen]

Because

[lapis lichen]

i used to have a android like

7 years ago right

and i installed

[lapis lichen]

apks

right

[paper gate]

nop

[lapis lichen]

and i got hacked

[median owl]

if you find a 0day why go after some random and not high profile targets

[lapis lichen]

because

it didn’t warn me or anything

[crude fern]

yea

[median owl]

bro that's not android being insecure

[lapis lichen]

the anti virus that’s built in

to android

[median owl]

that's user error

[lapis lichen]

it is

android has poor secuirty

[paper gate]

you enabled an insecure option

[lapis lichen]

while iphone would flag

that

i didn’t enable anything

it just didn’t warn

[median owl]

you did

[lapis lichen]

this is the old android os

[paper gate]

thats completely user error

[lapis lichen]

idk what’s it called

user error

bro

[median owl]

you always had to enable the option to sideload

[lapis lichen]

samsung was so SLOW

compared to iphone

before

you know that right

like horrible load times

it took a whole

[median owl]

it tells you it's unsecure, you ignored the warning and installed smth sketchy, not androids fault

[paper gate]

on Samsung phones you even have to enter your login to enable that setting now

[lapis lichen]

3 mins for android to start

[median owl]

can you fucking type in ONE SENTENCE

[lapis lichen]

uh

i mean

yeah maybe

i had to allow it

[lapis lichen]

that’s in the latest OS

i’m talking about older versions

i don’t own a samsung anymore

i have iphone.

[median owl]

you compare old samsung phones to new phones

..

[lapis lichen]

Uh yes

[stark herald]

@lapis lava make userplugin for the people who send 100 short message instead of 1 long message

[median owl]

every old phone is slow af

[lapis lichen]

I’m talking about the shit security samsung used to have on their older models

with older iphones

[stark herald]

why are you

talking

like this

[lapis lichen]

if we are talking about the newer ones it does way more than previous

[paper gate]

I know that

[crude fern]

ok so ur android gets taken the android need to have USB debugging on for this to work and U can use SQLLITE3 TOOL IN ADB terminal interface to edit the file named "locksetting.db" u need the change the value from 1 to 0 of the suitable title in order to unlock ur phone, after changing the value just restart ur device and ur good to go ez

[lapis lichen]

idk just a habit i have

[median owl]

7 years ago is around android 4

you can't compare that to android 15

or even ios today

[crude fern]

I love this copypasta

[paper gate]

android security has changed a ton since then

[crude fern]

im pinning it

[lapis lichen]

i don’t own a android, anymore though i don’t need these instructions lmao i’m just saying

[median owl]

samsung defo sucks

[lapis lichen]

yes it has

it’s way better

they actually

scan the apks

now

that you download

[lapis lichen]

and flag sometimes those apks that are installed

[crude fern]

fire message

[paper gate]

or just save time by downloading from trusted sources

[lapis lichen]

not even trusted sources are secure t because

they’re all scraping data from you

and then sending it to third party

[median owl]

what

[lapis lichen]

companies

[median owl]

no?

[lapis lichen]

apks

love

[median owl]

wtf do you mean 😭

[lapis lichen]

getting ur ip, user info etc and then selling that to corporations

user experience

all apps by default have something toggled

[median owl]

almost no open source app does that

[lapis lichen]

send user information

[median owl]

wtf are you talking about

[lapis lichen]

to benefit the app or whatever

to improve user experience

toggled by default

in almost every app

[median owl]

also do you even know how many companies have ur information lol

[paper gate]

that's like every company

[crude fern]

anyone have shit they want pinned? pay me.

[median owl]

selling dynamic ips

[lapis lava]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

$4000

@lapis lava

[median owl]

vminky

[median owl]

free minky

[lapis lava]

did you get back minky from fres

[slow urchin]

Minky torrent when

[crude fern]

to be pinned?

[edgy ermine]

i

[vagrant lion]

Hello
What are the best scripts?

[slow urchin]

Bootleg minky

[edgy ermine]

ill pin it for free

[slow urchin]

Binky

[median owl]

neofetch

[crude fern]

idfk man im still kinda stoned like 20$

[crude fern]

ur fake

[edgy ermine]

real

[crude fern]

fun fact the 7 benadryl's, 5 hydroxizine's, the 500 mg caffeine n some thc idk how much fucked my brain

it feels like someone scrabbled my head

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine hiiii

[vagrant lion]

I did not find it in the plugins

[crude fern]

hawawawa

[slow urchin]

Mfw bro asks if i code and the first thing he says when I answer yes is "🔥 ☠️ Roblox executor best 2024 extra cheat 💯 percent real confirmed 🤑 🤪"

[paper gate]

that was me

[slow urchin]

Why in the fuck did you take literally any of those dosages

Explain yourself

[crude fern]

wdym

im confused i just took them

[edgy ermine]

hihi

[crude fern]

my body felt nauseous after guh

[vagrant lion]

I meant plugin (for venvcord) not script sorry

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine hahalosah

[edgy ermine]

zooter

[paper gate]

hiii

[cosmic otter]

british then american

[edgy ermine]

canvas is actually good software

in fact they have a positive rating on the app store

unlike google classroom with less than 2 stars

[cosmic otter]

but its school

and school is bad

[edgy ermine]

true

okay but canvas is open source

[lapis lava]

what is a canvas

is it google classroom knockoff

[edgy ermine]

i found a vulnerability but i didnt see instructure on HackerOne

[cosmic otter]

bug that gives me good grades

[lapis lava]

just found out my school got canva pro

so thats nice

(not canvas the tool)

[edgy ermine]

ill probably get in trouble if i use the bug

so im not gonna

[cosmic otter]

oh nice i got 146/150 on my government writing assignment

[edgy ermine]

i got an A+ in history in 6th grade because the final essay was accidentally marked as out of 0

[crude fern]

it was funny

[edgy ermine]

so all points basically became extra credit points

[slow urchin]

But why

What the fuck

Number 1 way to fucking od

[cosmic otter]

how

[edgy ermine]

canvas alerts the teacher when they make a mistake

if the assignment is out of 15 points and you put 115 canvas will say
"The student was awarded an unusually high score."

[crude fern]

wdym it wasnt that much

[crude fern]

it was funny and sounded nice

[cosmic otter]

im allergic to benadryl so taking just 1 could potentially kill me

[crude fern]

oh ok

uhm

buh

[edgy ermine]

is benadryl the pink thing

[crude fern]

yes

[cosmic otter]

one of them

[slow urchin]

This mix could lead to dangerous heart rate irregularities, severe sedation, respiratory depression, or even overdose. Combining multiple sedatives with a stimulant and THC is risky, and it’s best to avoid this combination and consult a healthcare provider if you have questions about specific interactions or effects.

Don't fucking take random shit

[mystic salmon]

https://shermanonsoftware.com/2024/11/04/ascii-boobs-in-your-codebase-wont-fix-themselves/

[crude fern]

[slow urchin]

Hatman cocktail

[crude fern]

buh im fine

[crude fern]

ong

[slow urchin]

I suggest not sleeping for a few hours unless you have someone to check on you

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter what if you started speaking British

[crude fern]

oh no it was yesterday

[cosmic otter]

i already use the british spelling for the color grey

[crude fern]

i slept basically from after i took it to today

[paper gate]

idk which is which so I just say either one

[slow urchin]

Jesus Christ dude

[mystic salmon]

bo'uh o wo'uh

[slow urchin]

Don't do that again

Idiot

[cosmic otter]

the American spelling uses an a

[paper gate]

oh

[crude fern]

so it delayed effects a bit but i am definitely fine

[paper gate]

ok

[slow urchin]

American spelling best

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter

[paper gate]

yop

[crude fern]

just thc n shit takes Like a whole day to wear off

[cosmic otter]

i just had a friend named grey so that spelling took over

[crude fern]

especially cus i wasnt moving but in school im moving alot

[paper gate]

why is your friend named grey

[mystic salmon]

/bɔ.ʔə ə wo.ʔə/

[paper gate]

alien

[cosmic otter]

it was a shortened version of her real last name

[burnt maple]

what is e-gel

[cosmic otter]

electronic jello

its edible

[mystic salmon]

*jelly

[slow urchin]

"oh you're high? What did you take?"
"Drugs haunted"
"What?"
"Drugs haunted."

[crude fern]

yea

trip yesterday wasnt super fun i got really panicked and just layed there listining to music to keep myself sane

[slow urchin]

No shit your body was sending every signal at once

[crude fern]

i felt like i was gonna puke guh

but it was kinsa funny i felt like

[slow urchin]

You made a LITERAL nightmare fuel

[paper gate]

greylien

[slow urchin]

All you were missing was dmt

Or salvia

Lmfao

[crude fern]

when i closed my eyes i saw really cool swirling patterns

[slow urchin]

TL;Dr
Don't do several drugs at once, stick to one or two if you know how they combine

[paper gate]

I close my eyes and see horrors which I cannot even begin to describe

[cosmic otter]

me

[slow urchin]

I close my eyes and see the reflection of wing eating my neurons

[cosmic otter]

don't look at me while im having lunch

[stark herald]

what did you write??

[slow urchin]

He takes very large bites it's messy and he never closes his mouth while he chews

[cosmic otter]

it was just about the changes in demographics in congress

[slow urchin]

God i hate her but i genuinely need to pray that Kamala wins the election

Me and everyone I know will genuinely be in danger otherwise

[cosmic otter]

the double question marks imply that you are concerned or shocked that i got a good score

[stark herald]

WHERE WAS IT I FORGOT

i will now search from:@me has:image in all the servers i talk in to find it

[grand crypt]

El

Don't ask @cosmic otter to pour you a glass of water, they will spike that shit with a brain eating virus

[velvet hill]

i had a brian eating virus once

poor fella died of hungry

[crude fern]

tl;dr do random drugs and pray to jesus you dont die

[lapis lichen]

don’t watch youtube shorts….

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[open pasture]

#darkhumour is wild

[daring cloud]

ew

ew ew ew

what is that theme

ew

ew jquery

[jaunty trellis]

I love

if ("true" === "true") {
  return false;
}

[keen junco]

that's your problem with the code?

[daring cloud]

yeah why

[keen junco]

obfuscation

[daring cloud]

looks like my prod code

[boreal torrent]

top tier security

[daring cloud]

wait no i use json & github as my db

[icy grail]

json as db ​​​​​​​​​​

[sudden sun]

xml as db

[keen junco]

better?

wait

[daring cloud]

that's the same theme but with a different font

[bold adder]

minecraft ahh font

[keen junco]

fixed

[daring cloud]

monocraft

[keen junco]

no it's Miracode

close enough!

[daring cloud]

it still needs a good scheme

like hotdogstand or smth

[paper gate]

you are messy

wing uses jquery

[night cape]

I know I share this a lot, but Please, I'm Not lying.

Millions across the world are having experiences,

~

A few years ago I repented to God then Prayed for help, "I was until then an Atheist."

I then had a dream of Jesus coming before God and he spoke of the Tabernacle in Perfect context, "A word I didn't know existed.", and what I felt from Jesus when I Held him was unlike Anything I've Ever felt before - A Lifetime of Love Every Second - It brought me to Sobbing and it changed my life, Forever.

I've had Many experiences since, "Several witnessed".

A voice Spoke Clearly into my ear, "Go Visit Your Father Today.", hours before he passed. When I prayed if I could leave this world my body spoke a word Without My Permission I Never Heard Before, "Malarkey". Hours before a major surgery a Bright orb of light Passed across my face.

God and Jesus ARE real! Truly Love God & Everyone!

I believe Prayer, Following God's laws & Love is the answer, and through that, Truly becoming Humble, Merciful, Welcoming, Giving, Gentle, Respectful, Compassionate, Patient, Kind and Forgiving, To All.

[icy grail]

comic sans ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[crude fern]

NFPA moment

[keen junco]

https://github.com/dtinth/comic-mono-font

[pine zephyr]

next person to send a message gets smash

[night cape]

i dont want smash

[pine zephyr]

getting smash

also

for removing me from your friend list

[glass shell]

hi all

[signal rose]

hi you

[icy grail]

schizophrenia ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[ripe jay]

bash on windows? when was this added? https://clickette.net/u/aN0xgR.png

[slow urchin]

h3lIo

Chat is this dead by daylight????
I|l

Gotta love iIl|!

[boreal torrent]

for more than a decade maybe

[ripe jay]

??? what

[boreal torrent]

bash and zsh are supported on Windows

[ripe jay]

no i mean

[slow urchin]

Bash has been on windows for decades

[boreal torrent]

you just need to install them

[ripe jay]

i never installled bash on windows

its just...

here

[boreal torrent]

do u have git

[ripe jay]

yeah why

[boreal torrent]

git comes with bash

[paper gate]

I am the anti wolfie

[slow urchin]

Bash comes with git

[ripe jay]

oh thats sick

never knew that

[boreal torrent]

its the opposite

[open pasture]

Why is vencord half broken (using vesktop if that's important)

[slow urchin]

I meant like bash comes along with git

[paper gate]

discord updates

[slow urchin]

Lol

Vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is emerald! (#14a989)

[slow urchin]

Someone villager emote for me

Hrrrr

[glass shell]

whuh

[slow urchin]

lc.tr schizophrenia

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇺🇸  English   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

schizophrenia

Google Translator • labsCore

[ripe jay]

[slow urchin]

I hope this helps @glass shell

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate

[glass shell]

i know what the word means

[slow urchin]

The joke is that i translated an English word to english

[ripe jay]

lc.tr vreau sa mor

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇷🇴  Romanian   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

i want to die

Google Translator • labsCore

[ripe jay]

dang it works

[glass shell]

yes

[paper gate]

[jaunty trellis]

zooter I set up netdata on my server

[paper gate]

love

[jaunty trellis]

also do you know if the new webui is worth using even tho it's

[keen junco]

gnarp gnarp

@paper gate gnirp gnirp

[jaunty trellis]

[daring cloud]

yes storing a luks device on an sshfs was a great idea
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1043639302883655680.webp?size=48

[jaunty trellis]

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kuroneko-ruri-gokou-oreimo-cat-girl-dancing-cat-girl-anime-gif-22953897

[crude fern]

my head hurts

but i am in school so no headache meda

agony

[stone finch]

gaming setup better be facing the East 🙏

[main wyvern]

[glass shell]

wait

my gaming setup faces the east

time to get into a religion for a joke

[blazing crypt]

me to

[ripe jay]

found out why - this thing was bugging out

[paper gate]

@tough drift

[neon grove]

2 Corinthians 2:6 - English Standard Version (ESV)

<6> For such a one, this punishment by the majority is enough,

BibleBot v9.2-beta by Kerygma Digital

2 Corinthians 3:6 - English Standard Version (ESV)

<6> who has made us sufficient to be ministers of a new covenant, not of the letter but of the Spirit. For the letter kills, but the Spirit gives life.

BibleBot v9.2-beta by Kerygma Digital

[crude fern]

guh

[blazing crypt]

bark

[solemn plank]

spmeone sent me a prg file and this is what it did

https://tenor.com/view/jigsaw-saw-boom-shakalaka-dance-gif-23309753

[daring cloud]

carpet

[keen junco]

nop

paper

[open pasture]

how

[keen junco]

magic

[lapis lichen]

discord finally fixed the search bug on mobile lmao

way smoother than before sometimes when searching itd show no results and sometimes freeze also

took them like probably 8 months for that one

[solemn plank]

this seems useful as like, a shop or sometthing

a fake version of one of the online mods in a lobby, and right clicking opens modmail or smth

[keen junco]

wait until you find out about role color everywhere coming to native discord

[solemn plank]

yoo

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/excaliburger-saber-eating-burger-saber-cosplay-gif-23166551

[daring cloud]

discord should see what plugins are most used and implicitly convert them to feature requests

[fallow pawn]

I would love messagelogger as a native feature

[keen junco]

silly we already got this, it's called modbots

[daring cloud]

would be neat; maybe tied into audit log?

[fallow pawn]

xd

I will make a bot which mirrors the entire server using webhooks

[lapis lichen]

i like how discord gets most of their ideas from plugins

it’s nice

it takes them nearly 2 years though to add

mobile is by far the buggiest i think though

[daring cloud]

what if discord adds a native plugin loader

[cursive nest]

shiggy shiggy

[daring cloud]

or just didn't break vencord for 5 minutes

[cursive nest]

ok goodnight now

[daring cloud]

gn

[crude fern]

never lol

[lapis lichen]

no

[daring cloud]

good point

[lapis lichen]

too many problems for them

they’re focused on money rn will all the recent changes

like reducing file size for non nitro users

[solemn plank]

what if discord suddenly misplaced $5m

[daring cloud]

suddenly an experiment requires nitro for ⅕ the userbase

[lapis lichen]

the idea of quest is a good idea

making users download a game and play it for a certain amount of time to unlock an avatar decoration temporarily

they should add that also to mobile

[solemn plank]

what if discord misplaced half of their current worth. that would be funny

[lapis lichen]

and then games sponsor them and they profit

[lapis lichen]

[covert patio]

test driven development in psychology please

[daring cloud]

the experiment would reach ⅔ rollout

[lapis lichen]

discord introduced the hang statuses right like the status in call

that was so shit

whoever came up with that must’ve been on meth

[solemn plank]

related to sending messages

[daring cloud]

oh yeah it could be tied to nitro

[lapis lichen]

dude they still don’t have voice messages on pc

[crude fern]

me

[daring cloud]

vp VoiceMessage

[neon ferry]

VoiceMessages

Allows you to send voice messages like on mobile. To do so, right click the upload button and click Send Voice Message

Authors

Vee, Vap0r1ze, Nickyux

[crude fern]

whos sending voice messages

in general

[daring cloud]

use that and they'll steal it

[solemn plank]

no one

yet

[lapis lichen]

i do

[crude fern]

<-- (uses voice messages daily)

[lapis lichen]

alot

i think more people would

if it was on pc

[daring cloud]

partnership with mee6, profile decorations are moved to blockchain

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1302057797600546826/twitter_1838218527091941881.gif

[keen junco]

have you heard about yapper

[crude fern]

guh

i used to have yapper role

[daring cloud]

yapper?

[solemn plank]

@daring cloud you need to s3e tjis

this image is PEAK

[daring cloud]

s3e wjat

[keen junco]

pokemon ranch

[daring cloud]

wjat am I s3eing

[solemn plank]

aqua teen hunger force wii theme

they just slapped images onto it

click carl to access messages

[daring cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1237797650514968717.webp?size=48

[solemn plank]

i think i just found like

a new rule-34 adjacent

[keen junco]

@paper gate https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058029076419461231/1135573410857103490/ezgif.com-video-to-gif_2-min.gif?ex=672a25a7&is=6728d427&hm=ab7d329ef0b928983cee66640200f06a72fe1341de98020d630599745e7ec934&

[solemn plank]

if a show was popular during the wii's prime, it has a wii theme

if it doesn't, it wasnt popular enough

[stark herald]

@keen junco

sudo

[keen junco]

'.fres.' is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[daring cloud]

cap

oh no cap can't make you root

[magic root]

this typescript shit getting to my head

i had a dream about adding types to my snake

[civic bolt]

??

[daring cloud]

let snake: Snake

[crude fern]

buh

[magic root]

yeah it's weird

great not again

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1037466569091059813/Illustration.gif

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[solemn plank]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SHgd0t4BENI&t=31s&pp=2AEfkAIB

[paper gate]

looks edible

I will make a stew of you

[rare trout]

i did not sign up for this

[paper gate]

you did

[jaunty trellis]

that's a threat and a reminder that if you do it again they won't let you off so easily

[rare trout]

hmph

[fallow pawn]

whats a cute name for a terminal

[crude fern]

i did

armcord

[jaunty trellis]

kitty

[rare trout]

ktty

[fallow pawn]

cant use

[rare trout]

catty

[fallow pawn]

catty

[fickle cosmos]

katt

[jaunty trellis]

that's funny

do it

[rare trout]

no

[rare trout]

even better

[fickle cosmos]

no russian

[solemn plank]

qtty

(cutie)

[jaunty trellis]

qttty would be fire if it was made in qt

[solemn plank]

cutty maybe

qtty seems to be taken

[fickle cosmos]

unrealqtty

[solemn plank]

cuetty is unused @fallow pawn

ntty

[fickle cosmos]

Chat do I try to make a terminal in tkinter

[unborn halo]

Why is Sam still spooky?

[daring cloud]

what free email provider should I use

[daring cloud]

not thankful

[unborn halo]

Proton

[daring cloud]

weird bridge behavior

[unborn halo]

Eh

[daring cloud]

and no free smtp iirc and stg mail is important to me

[fickle cosmos]

zohomail.eu real

[daring cloud]

gmail it is

[rare trout]

bruh

[daring cloud]

too much personal information nvm

[unborn halo]

Stop copying my weird body

[paper gate]

@tough drift bestie

[unborn halo]

Because Faust is a baller

[solemn plank]

you ever think about why the bee movie script copies online have every uppercase C turned into an uppercasr O

tf happened

[subtle jewel]

find and replace Cs into Os

[solemn plank]

why did it happen in the first place

[subtle jewel]

theyw anted to have Os instead of Cs

i dont blame them

[velvet hill]

gmail

[glass shell]

hi all

[glass shell]

copyright maybe?

or maybe it's just an inside joke and since everyone kept copypasting from the same place it stuck around

[hollow jackal]

FUCKING WHAT

[night cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/593713996037881856/1169296630755889273/attachment.gif?ex=6554e359&is=65426e59&hm=7f8e36e69e9d288b8cd69cdd9cc91ed4ade5e4382cea19b2f7b4e3b62196aafd&

[rare trout]

english paper on something art related

[paper gate]

these are

[rare trout]

been playing ultrakill lately so chose dante's inferno

[hollow jackal]

if you ever thought of some ridiculous abomination of food as a joke there's a 95% chance it's something some people in america consume with probably a wikipedia article too

[daring cloud]

asks for too much info

[paper gate]

it's not even that ridiculous

insane

[hollow jackal]

deep fried oreo

deep. fried. oreo.

deep fucking fried oreo

[paper gate]

it's not like some combo of something gross

[rare trout]

english class in my experience often has nothing to do with english itself

more writing, citing, etc

or at least, past gradeschool

[hollow jackal]

why would anyone in their sane minds deep fry something sweet let alone oreos

[rare trout]

wait till they find out about deep fried ice cream

[velvet hill]

today in english class we learned the numbers up to 10

tomorrow we're doing up to 20

[paper gate]

I'm proud of you

[subtle jewel]

shouldnt they be teaching that in math class

[slow urchin]

Do.. do you know what donuts are?

Funnel cake?

Most sweet pastries?

[paper gate]

I don't think they do

[slow urchin]

Guh

[crude fern]

wait till they find out about deep fried butter

lc.i deep fried butter

[night blaze]

Deep-fried butter - Wikipedia

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/26

[rare trout]

...ew

[subtle jewel]

disgusting

[hollow jackal]

donuts are deep fried. i actually didnt know that

[velvet hill]

deep fried minky

[paper gate]

yea this here is actually just gross

[rare trout]

deep fried french fries

[velvet hill]

🇪🇸

[crude fern]

lc.i butter on a stick

[night blaze]

Deep Fried Butter on a Stick | How to Make Deep Fried Butter on a ...

Google Images • labsCore • Page 2/27

[paper gate]

@tough drift I can deep fry you and you would taste good

[hollow jackal]

i might be stupid i suppose bc i didnt really realise it wasnt that uncommon for sweet stuff to be deep fried as well

i always just associated "deep fry" with overly salty stuff

[crude fern]

deep fried butter on a stick

[paper gate]

slugs taste good wdym

[hollow jackal]

like "deep fried oreo" makes me think it would taste like if the kfc chicken coating had chocolate in it

[velvet hill]

once a slug slithered onto my dinner plate

it joined its friends

(in my belly)

[paper gate]

husk

insane

[stark herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/476640345443139595/1223620803988291645/togif.gif

@paper gate

[velvet hill]

this is minky when deep fried butter

[velvet hill]

freeeeees 😭

[robust relic]

vminky

[velvet hill]

what a fat cat!

[stark herald]

thepotatofamineee 😭

[paper gate]

i absorb slugs powers @tough drift

[stark herald]

evil thoughts

[night blaze]

Arancini Rice Balls Recipe (VIDEO) - NatashasKitchen.com

Google Images • labsCore • Page 5/29

[paper gate]

deep fried rats

[velvet hill]

i ate deep fried potato yesterday

[burnt maple]

They added ai to devtools?

[paper gate]

let's have a deep fried alien get together

[daring cloud]

even ddg has ai now

[paper gate]

duck duck guh

@burnt maple you have ai inside you

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/yuko-yoshida-machikado-mazoku-scared-gif-15171156

[paper gate]

@burnt maple hiiii bestie

@tough drift I like deep fried bones

[stark herald]

i can't find this server constantly so i always think i got banned

[night blaze]

Roasted Marrow Bones Recipe

Google Images • labsCore • Page 3/26

[paper gate]

soon

[paper gate]

deep fried fres

[crude fern]

lc.i deep fried testicle

[night blaze]

Breaded Lamb Fries, or Testicles, for Adventurous Eaters

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/20

[crude fern]

WHY DOES THAT EXIST

HORROR

[paper gate]

@stark herald fres sized deep fryer

[night blaze]

Fres Barley Mint Candy 50's – iMart Grocer

Google Images • labsCore • Page 6/26

[hollow jackal]

are you guys still going on about deep fried stuff

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1303038223974662264/togif.gif

[hollow jackal]

i'll deep fry your wife. i'll deep fry your son. i'll deep fry your infant daughter.

[paper gate]

pinguh

[jaunty trellis]

zootshell

[paper gate]

taking fres to the butcher

I like deep fried tire @tough drift

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

how

[covert patio]

car edit

[rare trout]

What dumbfuck put a bright white led on this Ethernet adapter

[keen junco]

car edit

good