🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[lapis lava]

(java)

[winter girder]

Wtf

[slow urchin]

Choose which one chat I need opinions

[lapis lava]

write once run everywhere

[boreal torrent]

bedrock launcher made by the commnity

[viral cape]

oh its the shit one then

[boreal torrent]

https://github.com/minecraft-linux/mcpelauncher-manifest

[boreal torrent]

how

[viral cape]

yapping

[boreal torrent]

it's rly good

[viral cape]

NO

[winter girder]

It's using the mobile version iirc

[viral cape]

NOVIDEO

[boreal torrent]

what?

[boreal torrent]

so what

it's the only option

[winter girder]

Hate

[viral cape]

runs ass

[stark herald]

this is how you look

[winter girder]

@harsh minnow are you a burger King

[harsh minnow]

love

[stark herald]

veer burger queen

[viral cape]

i dont think it worked with nvidia properly when I used it

[slow urchin]

Chat my father just talked to me like a normal person for the first time since I was a child

[boreal torrent]

runs just fine in my machine

[viral cape]

is it nvidia

[boreal torrent]

No

NVIDIA sucks

[viral cape]

Ok software rendering time here we try it again

[winter girder]

I like my lunchly discontinued

[rough crater]

ok

[boreal torrent]

@viral cape try running the latest version

[fallow pawn]

VEE IM GETTING U A BURGER KING CROWN

[lapis lava]

vencord conference

vencon

[winter girder]

"MAY I PLEASE HAVE A WATER" 🗣🔥

Racism only exists in the world cuz vee is here

[fallow pawn]

yes u can have a water

[boreal torrent]

bedrock pvp is so fun

ffs

[viral cape]

lol i already found a bug in it

[boreal torrent]

what bug

[viral cape]

never seen this menu before

[boreal torrent]

it's a new menu

lol

mojang added it

[viral cape]

expanding advanced profile settings doesnt resize the container making cancel/save unclickable and there is no keyboard shortcut to close it

[boreal torrent]

open an issue on github

[viral cape]

WHAT IS https://launch.minecraft.net/

[boreal torrent]

intel cpus are rly buggy on bedrock

it's a bug on mojang side btw

[wicked perch]

i farted

[main wyvern]

ye i can't really play without a controller

💔

[vivid junco]

scary python SQL stuff

[boreal torrent]

controllers are supported

[main wyvern]

i meant like

it's unplayable for me unless i use a controller

silly bug that only happens with intel cpus where i cannot strafe while sprinting with keyboard

[boreal torrent]

ohhh

yeah

it's a bug on Mojang side

[main wyvern]

i don't have a single computer that doesn't have an intel cpu

[viral cape]

[main wyvern]

bedrock has been pretty shit in my experience anyway so

[viral cape]

WTF

[main wyvern]

not missing out on anything

[viral cape]

true true true

[main wyvern]

it manages to perform worse than java edition somehow

[viral cape]

WHAT IS THAT

[main wyvern]

Whar

[viral cape]

no google play billing api

[main wyvern]

10000 hashtags

[boreal torrent]

i like both java and bedrock

[vivid junco]

chat this is the best key ever, no one will ever guess

[main wyvern]

i want to appreciate bedrock but the performance issues make me not want to

especially since it's the first version i started playing

[viral cape]

wtf is this

i am sure my xbox privacy shit is configured properly

[main wyvern]

i was playing the mcci event for the cape because i was hella bored and i regret it

i had to restart my game every hour

[viral cape]

⚠️

[viral cape]

i didnt bother

[main wyvern]

good

it was NOT worth it

[boreal torrent]

i didnt play it

i wish i did

[main wyvern]

i mean

it was kinda fun ig

when i wasn't lagging and freezing every few seconds

[viral cape]

is the Xbox website just busted?

CORS errors everywhere

this is fine

HASNT IT BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 5 YEARS

[harsh minnow]

CHEESE GRATER

[viral cape]

fuck acer

[worldly vessel]

You are really one to talk

[harsh minnow]

sorry

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow dont listen to them you're always so creative

[stark herald]

anyone else says /gen when talking irl

[lapis lava]

nop

never used tone tags

[ripe jay]

i love being lazy
.

[lapis lava]

except /j

i do say husk irl

[stark herald]

i lied

[lapis lava]

and trolley

[main wyvern]

i say husk_hd irl

[ripe jay]

😭

[stark herald]

i say toilet word irl

[ripe jay]

actually sometimes i say sob irl

[boreal torrent]

y'all got discord brainrot

[fallow pawn]

bro says husk irl

[ripe jay]

and me and my friend also say whar irl

[lapis lava]

i am addicted

[main wyvern]

me neither
i don't even know most of them

[lapis lava]

[boreal torrent]

if i say internet words irl i'd get stared like i were a criminal

[fallow pawn]

sigma?

[main wyvern]

ok that's a little reasonable

like a tiny bit

[rare trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130328067747872858/1300273630923460609/ssstwitter.com_1729473845386.mp4?ex=67203daf&is=671eec2f&hm=5fc461865b6aa0aa5937630c20bb20ebcf2bfda007ff9fb0d2becb3eb4167e0b&

[lapis lava]

my friend says erm what the sigma

[bold adder]

i say sob, whar, and skull a lot irl

[main wyvern]

how do you people manage to do this

[rare trout]

I hear that regularly at work

[viral cape]

thank you xbox very cool

[rare trout]

I work at a middle school

[fallow pawn]

I chose wisely

[viral cape]

😭

[bold adder]

it said you can only pick one

[rare trout]

you can only pick one
choose wisely
paradox

[boreal torrent]

yop

WHAT HAPPENED

I'M GETTING SPIED BY CUBECRAFT

[ripe jay]

⭐⭐📷 ⭐

[shrewd imp]

The paradox lies in the self-referential nature of the choices. "One" refers to the number of choices allowed, while "wisely" implies a deliberate and thoughtful selection. You can't choose "wisely" if you only have one option, making the poll's instructions impossible to follow.

[boreal torrent]

istg

bedrock edition would be almost perfect if it had less input lag

actually it has the same input lag as Java tbh

bedrock just has lower framerate

ig that's why it feels laggier

[ripe jay]

and better particles

they dont even face the fucking camera

[boreal torrent]

fr

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/fireship-java-java-public-static-void-main-string-args-java-instant-legacy-code-java-main-dance-gif-26952991

[boreal torrent]

INSANE

[ripe jay]

i find bedrock is optimized better

but is too buggy

[paper gate]

I hear voices

[ripe jay]

and for some reason changing window size affects sensitivity??

[ripe jay]

thats called "thinking"

[boreal torrent]

i get like

500 fps on java

[main wyvern]

what are you using to view this

[boreal torrent]

way less on bedrock

[ripe jay]

modded?

[boreal torrent]

linux bedrock launcher has an option to do that

[main wyvern]

i believe by default bedrock uses vsync

i forgot though

[boreal torrent]

with performance mods ofcx

[slow urchin]

Ye

[boreal torrent]

i've already disabled it

in options.txt

[main wyvern]

oh

[ripe jay]

then its unfair, vanilla bedrock will always be faster than vanilla java

[boreal torrent]

how's it unfair

bedrock doesn't even has the option to install performance mods

[ripe jay]

comparing a vanilla version of the game to a modded version as if they werent that different

[slow urchin]

Vanilla java is written much differently and was never truly optimized, hence why it will always be slower than bedrock

[ripe jay]

yeah

[bold adder]

bedrock is very fair it adds inbuilt heart attacks that simulate the real world

[ripe jay]

it was made as a little infiniminer clone test

and got a little too big

[ripe jay]

and you also die if you stand too close to a ledge (without falling)

[slow urchin]

Yeah, and they decided "Let's optimize this for mobile! And for console!" And never pushed that to main (java)

That's why they're so different

[viral cape]

insane

[ripe jay]

they cant just push it to java

bedrock is c++

[boreal torrent]

i should try working

[ripe jay]

java has this too

[boreal torrent]

on a bedrock mod loader

for both linux and windows

[ripe jay]

not anymore

the pdb is gone

[boreal torrent]

to learn some stuff

[ripe jay]

💯 thanks microsoft

[slow urchin]

I meant the changes could be recreated in java

[boreal torrent]

that was only available for server

[ripe jay]

doubt it

[boreal torrent]

not client

[ripe jay]

oh

[paper gate]

@open pasture i let bugs chew on me

[boreal torrent]

i gotta reverse engineer it

=P

[paper gate]

hi axy

[ripe jay]

and have it break after every update

[boreal torrent]

hi zoot

[boreal torrent]

could be fun tho

[ripe jay]

real

[slow urchin]

They literally were, half of them were recreated by a mod/client called sodium, then added to Iris, which is the best performance mod out there

[ripe jay]

no i mean by mojang

they would never do that

[slow urchin]

That's kinda what I said Lol

[ripe jay]

and like

[slow urchin]

They just choose not to

[ripe jay]

sodium relies on the fabric api

mojang would be dealing with the native code

[boreal torrent]

It doesn't

[ripe jay]

fr?

[boreal torrent]

only loaderr

[slow urchin]

It doesn't it just runs on fabric modloader

Lol

[boreal torrent]

also works on forge now

[slow urchin]

Yurp

[ripe jay]

?!

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/amashiro-natsuki-vtuber-independent-vtuber-anime-cat-girl-anime-cat-gif-22943665

[slow urchin]

And rubidium

Don't forget lithium

[fallow pawn]

u guys r cool

[paper gate]

you too

[boreal torrent]

you too

[slow urchin]

you too

[main wyvern]

you too

[ripe jay]

you too

[boreal torrent]

me in real life (real)

[slow urchin]

(sweating because their house is burning down with them inside)

[viral cape]

[main wyvern]

shy woman

[boreal torrent]

gameplat

game made out of platinum

[paper gate]

@main wyvern hi

[main wyvern]

@paper gate hi

[paper gate]

[main wyvern]

[stark herald]

⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂⍰⍰⍰♡

[night cape]

the sweat is real

[boreal torrent]

[main wyvern]

me when i go out in public and the public is there

[rare trout]

talking about vacation responder for email

[slow urchin]

Me when i eat the floor and it tastes oddly of floor

[boreal torrent]

v cotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is apple! (#4fa83d)

[boreal torrent]

apple

🍏

[slow urchin]

Nuh uh apples are red

[boreal torrent]

🍎

[slow urchin]

Yes

If you see the green apple ur colorblind (real 💯 percent confirmed 😱)

[bold adder]

purple apple

[slow urchin]

spiritfx 5th dimensional being

[solemn plank]

hhhhgjhgffdfdfffh

[outer radish]

hdycisidudifbtbrbf

[main wyvern]

pine apple

[paper gate]

@main wyvern hiii

[main wyvern]

@paper gate helo

[bold adder]

what are my zzz recommendations 💀 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGimRvJY0NM

[outer radish]

😋

[main wyvern]

apple.

[vivid junco]

AI likes to follow system prompts

[harsh crest]

Made a React component to Godot scene library

[paper gate]

why

evil

[harsh crest]

because

meme

Godact

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-grab-grab-cat-ocelot-wild-animal-gif-4936036749962752604

[clever elm]

hai

[paper gate]

hi

[silver isle]

hello chat

@shadow owl balls or malls?

[noble quest]

i really need to replay antichamber

its one of the best games ive ever played

[solemn plank]

teenager 1: where are we? its so dark...
teenager 2: I'm not sure. Wait. Who's that?
*slowly pans to a scraggly nerd*
nerd: My name is Korbo. And this...
*large ascii donut appears and starts rotating as a crescendo reaches it's peak, then silence*
Korbo: is my Wii Donut mod.
orchestrated version of "Addiction" by Jogeir Liljedahl starts playing

[winter girder]

korbo mentally insane

[noble quest]

this is known

[main wyvern]

this is the type of shit that's probably gonna be in the minecraft movie

[paper gate]

manifold garden is good

@noble quest check steam dm

[main wyvern]

[urban elk]

bwa

[urban elk]

yes

[bold adder]

⠀
⠀
⠀
⠀
⠀
⠀

[slow urchin]

considering this message: no wonder we had so much trouble fixing this pc

[rich yarrow]

they should make one kinda like ShowHiddenChannels but you can see the messages in the channel(might be impossible idk)

[winter girder]

i miss the starboard.. 😔

[slow urchin]

doesnt everyone 😔

[bold adder]

impossible + creepy

[noble quest]

[slow urchin]

yeah and also illegal in the case of private information

[rich hornet]

yo, why didn't anyone think of that

[winter girder]

sadannnn 😭

[noble quest]

kodaaa

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-jammin-rat-jamming-chomik-gif-23816330

[lavish owl]

i'm in this guy's server. he's chill

[bold adder]

rahhh

[lavish owl]

[rich yarrow]

i need answers for what this means

[slow urchin]

@winter girder i only just now saw your original discord username 😭 how old were u

[winter girder]

i did it on purpose

[slow urchin]

oh okay lmao

[winter girder]

who tf would choose uwu furry girl unironically 😭

[slow urchin]

if that was serious i wouldve laughed at you/lh

[slow urchin]

people are. odd creatures

LMAO

[main wyvern]

[rich yarrow]

ok

[slow urchin]

[main wyvern]

i changed my tag to silly#4000 before i was given the option to convert to the new usernames in case i randomly decided that i don't like my previous username in the future

[rich yarrow]

I have no words

[slow urchin]

[rich yarrow]

help

[slow urchin]

[bold adder]

hu

[stark herald]

idea for a server where you'd have score you gain from activity and if u do bad things instead of being banned u lose some score and if it goes negative u get banned until eventually it resets to 0

[rich yarrow]

the mods they keep

[slow urchin]

fres has recreated a tiktok skit

[stark herald]

how

what's that

[bold adder]

social credit

[slow urchin]

"person has a number, if number goes negative they die, number very important, number controls how they live" is a very popular tiktok skit format

[stark herald]

oh

[slow urchin]

:3

[rich yarrow]

is my idea good

[bold adder]

no

[slow urchin]

[stark herald]

not possible

[rich yarrow]

figured

[slow urchin]

isnt it also against the rules to ask that

[bold adder]

not like it matters that much

just tell em no

[slow urchin]

@cosmic otter rule 11

[bold adder]

oh well

https://tenor.com/view/ruh-roh-ruh-cat-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-6505595980658119219

[noble quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

[slow urchin]

i like ur gifs

[rich yarrow]

uh oh

[slow urchin]

:3

[bold adder]

same

[rich yarrow]

a ritual is being performed on me to be executed from the server

[rich yarrow]

obviously whgar

[slow urchin]

great minds think alike

nevermind

3 great minds think alike

[winter girder]

I'm changing my vote

Chip voted for the same one

[slow urchin]

me too

'?' for the win

[rich yarrow]

do i have a new disease or something

[stark herald]

wing winger winget

[winter girder]

Yes chip you do

[slow urchin]

wingdows 93

[winter girder]

I dont even wanna reply to you tbh

[cosmic otter]

[slow urchin]

lets just reply to every message they send with "guh"

Lol

[winter girder]

@rich yarrow cool ranch or regular

[rich yarrow]

both

[main wyvern]

or spicy

the spicy ones

i forgot what they're called

[cosmic otter]

i think you guys are being a little too mean

[rich yarrow]

no just no

[cosmic otter]

the guy didn't do anything

[winter girder]

Pick one

[noble quest]

sweet chili?

[slow urchin]

sweet chili best

peak

[bold adder]

thats what im sayin

[main wyvern]

probably

[slow urchin]

broke rule 11

[main wyvern]

i forgot the name of it

[slow urchin]

creepy

[rich yarrow]

e

[slow urchin]

there is spicy nacho and sweet chili

[bold adder]

leave chip alone instead of banning him how about we EAT HIM

[slow urchin]

sweet chili best

[cosmic otter]

it wasn't that bad

[main wyvern]

one time i saw oreo flavored lays chips

[bold adder]

[stark herald]

aren't chips like 🍟

[noble quest]

ok brit

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

[main wyvern]

i wish i was joking tbh

[bold adder]

crisps

[cosmic otter]

lc.img ketchup Doritos

[night blaze]

Doritos Tangy Ketchup Tortilla Chips, 9.25 oz Bag - Walmart.com

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/20

[slow urchin]

i like how most of the world collectively agrees the british are terrible and around 50% also think the french are terrible Lol

worlds best running joke

[winter girder]

@solemn plank render ultra-realistic husk

[slow urchin]

(not a joke)

[bold adder]

true

[main wyvern]

oh yeah i think i've seen oreo flavored popcorn before as well

[slow urchin]

i wanna do this

should i

[winter girder]

The French are #1 on the hit list

[rich yarrow]

i read every rule besides 11 and 8 because my mental health deteriorates so does my brain every night because I dont sleep

[stark herald]

only americans think brits suck

[winter girder]

With your gpu..?

[slow urchin]

alright bro

[rich yarrow]

hej

Rhhddjjr

Benendjfoxo

[cosmic otter]

i don't think this is true

[slow urchin]

1030 is suprisingly decent in cycles

[winter girder]

You colonized half the world

Half the world hates you

[stark herald]

American spread propaganda to the other countries

[crude spear]

it's the ven cord

[slow urchin]

even like 20% of brits hate brits

lmfao

[slow urchin]

pfp has no cheese, lies

[winter girder]

Motherfucker you colonized half the world for spices that you don't even use 😭😭

[main wyvern]

Wrong. Sulfuric acid!

[crude spear]

i am secertly cheddar flavored

[bold adder]

rahhhhh OIL 🗣️ 🔥 🛢️

[crude spear]

you just have to

eayt

[rich yarrow]

I don know german but I know some dutch lol

[crude spear]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[slow urchin]

quick, pocket fentanyl!

[rich yarrow]

drug wars

[slow urchin]

average tuesday in downtown detroit

[rich yarrow]

lol

[urban elk]

@crude spear EXPLOD

[winter girder]

@urban elk You.

[stark herald]

@urban elk

[urban elk]

don't give me a bag of fentanyl in a closed room with a ceiling fan that's on

[winter girder]

My hair feels so soft 😩😩😩😩😩

[urban elk]

[urban elk]

hai

[stark herald]

one day you'll go to sleep and wake up with 14 different dms and 50 pings just saying "why did you do that"

[crude spear]

YOU

[winter girder]

My arch enemy.

[slow urchin]

you're right, it does, i would know, since im in there

[urban elk]

wait what

bwuh?

[urban elk]

nuh uh

[winter girder]

Idk, I'm bored

[urban elk]

mine is just fluffy
but it'd be soft if I could take proper care of it

[stark herald]

kodaru gonna wake up without any hair

[winter girder]

NO

[slow urchin]

mine is neither, i have super thick hair that dreads naturally it's terrible

[crude spear]

arrrg it's cold here

[rich yarrow]

[crude spear]

and i'm suffering

[winter girder]

Poor kodaru

[slow urchin]

and im white too so it's not even cool smh

[winter girder]

Who's kodaru

[stark herald]

@crude spear you don't look like a sylv

[winter girder]

fres gonna wake up without tea

[stark herald]

i hate tea

[slow urchin]

koda gonna wake up without koda

[winter girder]

NO

[noble quest]

death

[rich yarrow]

something I have always wondered is what does moyai do

[stark herald]

my zoot is lurking

[winter girder]

Tiramisu help

[slow urchin]

tea is decent, i prefer coffee

[noble quest]

@stark herald hop on tf2

[crude spear]

sadly yes sobs

but my oc is kinda based on a similar color pallete of a sylv!!!!!!!!

(i might get a sylv oc soon)

[stark herald]

coffee so good

and I've never had good coffee

only very cheap one

[rich yarrow]

engi and scout

[slow urchin]

instant coffee best

[stark herald]

[winter girder]

Tiramisu, you hackintosh right?

[slow urchin]

hot, never cold

[quasi ravine]

brrrrr

[crude spear]

my mom owns an coffee shop but all i'd drink is boba or hot choco

[slow urchin]

cold coffee is for losers in their 30's and soccer moms and highschool cheerleaders

[noble quest]

soldier and pyro

[crude spear]

if only salted cream coffee were more popular outside of here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

ts is peak

[slow urchin]

engi and pyro are my mains when i play sometimes

[rich yarrow]

If you are ever a server mod messagelogger is good for you

[winter girder]

@open pasture 🙏🙏

[slow urchin]

^ was born 3 minutes ago

[rich yarrow]

I wanna play tf2

[crude spear]

true

[winter girder]

I will use TypeScript to make my os /j

[slow urchin]

do it you wont

[rich yarrow]

I play tf2 2fort capture the flag

[winter girder]

I won't, you're correct

[slow urchin]

cant wait to learn js, specifically to use ts

lol

[winter girder]

Can you send me your efi folder plsss 🙏

[stark herald]

you can learn it overnight

[winter girder]

I cant get mine to work

[crude spear]

is there any kexts that add supports for touch screens on mac

[winter girder]

Ik 😞 I'm just trying everything I can

I have 0 clue what is happening

[crude spear]

interesting

[winter girder]

Keeps saying lock error and everytime I look it up the post has no answers

[slow urchin]

javascript? maybe basics but im finishing my webdev certificate first

[paper gate]

@open pasture wsleep

[noble quest]

@paper gate i go now

[winter girder]

@paper gate sleep 500000

[paper gate]

byebye

[noble quest]

also rate the rice

[paper gate]

rice

the rice is nice

[crude spear]

i'm going to get a 2 in 1 dell latitude 5290 to dual boot windoze and mac

[winter girder]

lc.google 500000ms to minutes

[night blaze]

500000ms to minutes

Unit Converter

 500000 milliseconds  ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​  8.33333333 minutes  

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/31

[noble quest]

@open pasture youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[crude spear]

(yes i use a windoze tablet i don't like ipads nor surfaces)

[winter girder]

Imma go to bed

Nini

[urban elk]

ninii

[slow urchin]

niniiii

[crude spear]

nini

[winter girder]

@open pasture @edgy ermine https://youtu.be/XavK79aySvg

[slow urchin]

can someone PLEASE repost this 😭
https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/empire-images/features/5bd88e3afd0c0bc844473cd2/cheddar-goblin-1.jpg?ar=16%3A9&fit=crop&crop=top&auto=format&w=undefined&q=80

[winter girder]

She ignores everyone dw 😞

[slow urchin]

@winter girder rq

[winter girder]

[slow urchin]

whar

[rich yarrow]

[bold adder]

CnP_9182024_81939PMremovebg-preview

[slow urchin]

gotta love default emoji names

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[bold adder]

i have to write a 5 page essay in 2 days

[rich yarrow]

yawn

[bold adder]

[rich yarrow]

big yawn

[slow urchin]

i just realized you could favorite images if u send them as gifs

just changing the name with built in

[paper gate]

@open pasture minky screams

[toxic python]

I have uhh 120 pages of assignments pending

I haven't done Jackshit

[cosmic otter]

thats an extreme level of procrastination

even mine isn't that bad

[slow urchin]

EHAT

DUDE THAT'S LIKE 4 MONTHS OF WORK 😭

[toxic python]

yea but it's all due in like mid december

[paper gate]

it is

you just been suppressing your mind

you don't realize it

[toxic python]

I mean they're worth barely like 5-10% of my grade why should I waste my time

[slow urchin]

each or altogether

[toxic python]

like each is worth 5-10% of the respective subject's grade and there's only one per subject

I'm a bit tired rn forgive me if my words don't make sense

[cosmic otter]

thats so many pages per assignment

[toxic python]

how our grading is:
80% comes from one damn exam
5-10% from assignments
5% from tests or wtw
0-5% from God knows where the teacher decides

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter almost thought that was your pfp

[cosmic otter]

thats awful

[toxic python]

i know right

it's absolutely horrendous

the syllabus doesn't really teach the kids proper anything tbh

[bold adder]

80% from one exam 😭

[toxic python]

yea it's dogshit

the thing is

they pump up that exam more than anything

[rough crater]

kotlin

[toxic python]

each student of the 10th grade has to do that exam in a random school

in a random classroom

[rough crater]

fym "in a random school"

[cosmic otter]

my midterms and final exams combined are like at most 50%

[bold adder]

teacher: "youre going to brazil"

[toxic python]

like they legit make you go to a random school that you are given as your exam center

it's usually in your city but could be in a neighbouring city

[toxic python]

That seems decent

They have to change the extreme reliance on exams for grades

[bold adder]

my midterms total up to 60%

[fallow pawn]

LITERALLY WING

[cosmic otter]

one of my classes doesn't even have a final exam

or a typical midterm

[fallow pawn]

wing did u know theres different colors for frogs

what if u were a blue frog

[rough crater]

then what does it have

[cosmic otter]

in my school that would be the bare minimum to pass the class

[cosmic otter]

each unit has its own quiz

the midterm was a 750 word essay

[toxic python]

just google like board exams in maharshtra

[cosmic otter]

it wasn't labeled as a midterm but was just due around the same time as the other midterms

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-ran-ran-yakumo-chen-yakumo-cat-dance-gif-11241004767653896065

[toxic python]

every 10th and 12th final exam paper is same since the education board committee makes it

it's an overcomplicated system

[paper gate]

SCARY

[paper gate]

poison

[toxic python]

pink frog

[paper gate]

aren't blue frogs poisonous

[toxic python]

lick one and find out

[paper gate]

okay

[toxic python]

[rough crater]

rabbit

[toxic python]

@cosmic otter

its a funny creature

who knows you might be a frog

[bold adder]

⠀

[quasi ravine]

holy shit light mode is amazing

[toxic python]

someone get a gun

[quasi ravine]

switching to light mode was the best decision ive ever made

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220429448546091068/1241674429399044188/caption.gif?v=

[paper gate]

@open pasture hiii

[quasi ravine]

you

[rough crater]

is it called nuclear bomb

[quasi ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201021422311591939/1276706540077846539/attachment.gif

[toxic python]

this is why you use wired

[jaunty stag]

solution is not using xcode

[fallow pawn]

im sooo tempted to buy a macbook from ebay but i cant since I dont need it

well right now at least

[quasi ravine]

which macbook

[fallow pawn]

15inch 2019, 1tb ssd with 16gb ram

for around 200 dollars

its not an apple silicon

[quasi ravine]

i say

[edgy ermine]

how much. does a base model m1 cost rn

[quasi ravine]

think about it for 30 days

then decide by then

[fallow pawn]

google

[fallow pawn]

okay well someone will just buy that macbook

😭

[quasi ravine]

okay but what are you gonna use it for

if you buy it

[fallow pawn]

whenever I go out

which will be often soon

[quasi ravine]

then buy it :3

i support u oomfie

[fallow pawn]

though I will just look at more MacBooks

maybe I will get an m3 ultra for 30 dollars

[quasi ravine]

install fakenotch

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine u will give

inb4 "no it has bad code"

[quasi ravine]

im gonan start a new business

its called

[edgy ermine]

it was so bad even you agreed it was bad

[quasi ravine]

being a funeral home

[edgy ermine]

😭

[fallow pawn]

give it

Chonky menu bar

[fallow pawn]

nvm im no longer gonna ask

[edgy ermine]

oh

@open pasture do you have SIP disabled

[slow urchin]

Uhh guys my PC's video signal just stopped working randomly

Whgar

It's turn on

I tried restarting it AND reseating the gpu

Confusion???

[winter shard]

[jaunty stag]

gotta buy a new gpu sorry

[coral spire]

explode

[signal rose]

I should be allowed to make a cat sound once in off topic on my birthday

[coral spire]

bark

[grand crypt]

This is why we have those rules

[slow urchin]

Actually it uh.. it works now

But only a different side dvi port

Idk

Oh nvm the whole thing is working

Huh

Gotta love fixing things without knowing how

Zander best IT

DONT TELL ME

FUCKING STEAM DID THAT????

[jaunty stag]

lol

[slow urchin]

Crying and shitting 😭

[barren gorge]

amityville

[rough crater]

if you only type i will it be 500 bytes

[edgy ermine]

???

1 KB

????

[rough crater]

ok

[edgy ermine]

wait it shows 1 byte on mobile but 1 KB on desktop

Am I missing something

[rough crater]

why is it in 2 bytes now

LOL

[grand crypt]

14 bits

Can fit a good singular character

Or two

Depending on what standard it's using

Feel like that one salesman meme

[rough crater]

what'

[edgy ermine]

nah its "1 KB"

[rough crater]

now its 3 bytes

😭

[edgy ermine]

its the same text

guhh

[mellow helm]

Anybody want to queue with me?

[rough crater]

idk

[mellow helm]

sadge

[urban elk]

LMFAOOO

[spring trellis]

i want to do this now

[slow urchin]

My fucking steam got hacked chat I'm actually going to cry

I just want to punch something

[urban elk]

same

[slow urchin]

Apparently I was in a data breach for all my emails

[urban elk]

uhh how did that happen

[rough crater]

cool

[urban elk]

ouch

[urban elk]

not*

[slow urchin]

I reset everything and didn't loose anything permanent besides my insta

But I still need to wait for steam support

Which is literally every game i own

[rough crater]

how much

are they worth

[rough crater]

but like

did u keep going

to weird websites

[slow urchin]

no

And websites by themselves don't leak all of your sensitive information besides maybe your location

[slow urchin]

Not much but still

It's more also about my saves

I had my TF2, bloons td6, and a bunch of other stuff on there

[rough crater]

my account is worth like

10$

max

[slow urchin]

My account is worth around 120$

[fallow pawn]

I could buy that rn

[slow urchin]

I tried searching my user and I guess they probably changed my display name

[slow urchin]

That's cool

[slow urchin]

I can't buy back my account

[edgy ermine]

whoops wrong server

[rough crater]

0/10

the fuck is "neko haxx"

[bright spindle]

lmao

[rough crater]

what the fuck is neko haxx

plz explain

[fallow pawn]

A NAME

[edgy ermine]

smh

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine hahaha winnab

[edgy ermine]

haii

[rough crater]

that name is shit then

[slow urchin]

i am extremely upset right now so I'm gonna try to sleep it off. goodnight vencord.

hope you guys sleep well

[fallow pawn]

Cope

Nini

[keen junco]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Catculations/comments/1gdm81y/i_wonder_what_hes_thinking_about/

[rough crater]

is that you

[jaunty trellis]

borgor

[fallow pawn]

BORGAR

[clever elm]

burgre

[slow urchin]

They took my Ubisoft, alt discord account, alt Instagram, and EA too

I genuinely don't even know what to do anymore

I changed all my passwords already so they won't take more but I can't even get back the EA and ubisoft

Google only told me about this like yesterday

I'm considering just bed rotting forever

I'm actually losing it

[paper gate]

@jaunty trellis nini

[jaunty trellis]

nini eep well

[mystic salmon]

Chinese is my favourite Indo European language

[jaunty stag]

that looks so good

[vivid junco]

Ok who the fuck took a cartoon bite out of a the bruegr

Bruegr 😭 I cannot type

[fallow pawn]

had to do something very sad today

[grand crypt]

Husk

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-the-voices-disturbed-cat-cute-cat-voices-cat-gif-25121725

it was me

[vivid junco]

Uneat the burger rn

Unburger the king

Actually

Unhungry the jacks

[quasi ravine]

its better than the actual whoper

because of the chili buns

gives a kick

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/wiggle-cat-meow-wiggle-cat-meow-vute-gif-26293251

[jaunty trellis]

that sounds kinda good

[edgy ermine]

wat happened

[fallow pawn]

look at p1

[keen junco]

@paper gate running over your house with this https://www.rxddit.com/r/metalworking/comments/1gdlzfy/tank_i_built_from_scratch_pretty_much_finished/

[nocturne bough]

killdozer 2.0

[edgy ermine]

oh

[nocturne bough]

lmaooo

[fallow pawn]

flowercat is gone too

[edgy ermine]

mango

[fallow pawn]

yeah :(

[edgy ermine]

@wheat vine

[nocturne bough]

jailbreaking is kinda dead

nowadays

[fallow pawn]

how will I maintain my active developer badge without mango

😭

its so joever

[edgy ermine]

join funny Developer team with the nekocord bot in it

[mystic salmon]

How much trouble would you get into for doing this

[fallow pawn]

sure

[edgy ermine]

I think all team members get the badge

[fallow pawn]

free badge

new webhooks

@edgy ermine its time

/s

[edgy ermine]

😭

[edgy ermine]

also h o w

[fallow pawn]

magic haxx

@edgy ermine

[edgy ermine]

what is Catgender

[fallow pawn]

my roles btw

[edgy ermine]

Trigender

Multiflux

what's next

DevilBroGender?

[fallow pawn]

nekogender

[mystic salmon]

Me when I select every role in a server

[fallow pawn]

ive been binge watching money heist

im on season 5 episode 5 at 23:44

[edgy ermine]

discord ai trying to predict my gender

[fallow pawn]

gender

whats ur gender.

[grand crypt]

Husk

Anything over S4 is blehhh

[fallow pawn]

I still think its good

[frigid kelp]

Discord unleashing the reverb on their notis

[median owl]

gm chat

[jaunty trellis]

gm

[frigid kelp]

evening and early morning<3

[median owl]

which timezone is evening

[jaunty trellis]

NZ ig

[median owl]

maybe

[winter needle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbWEZDA3xZc

SHES BACK

[deep token]

hiii

[fallow pawn]

@deep token hey silly

[sage bay]

does anyone know how i can get the guild tags?

[unreal siren]

You join one

[sage bay]

okay so i cant create one yet?

do we know the requirements?

[unreal siren]

If you have to ask, the answer is no

[sage bay]

okay

i was told it would just pop up, i was wondering if you can force it to show

[deep token]

haiii

[unreal siren]

Nope

[jaunty ore]

yesä

[merry sundial]

nuh uh

[sage bay]

ty trying it now!!!!111!1!!!

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1299530503195590707/ViOs6ML.gif

[bitter flower]

Wtf. Vendor or vencord? Why discord title was changed?🥲

[median owl]

Vendor™️

[quasi ravine]

vendor(tm)(c)(r)

[winter needle]

vendor vending machine vencord vencor ven Vencord Ltd.

[jaunty ore]

vencord pty. ltd.

[quasi ravine]

bencord

[glossy swallow]

classic

[keen junco]

it's monday actually

[glossy swallow]

american spotted

it's wednesday everywhere else

[empty tulip]

everyone who use discord hates body hair
that's why they get bald

:thumbsup553:

[fallow pawn]

worlds best css developer

[median owl]

"it works"

[burnt maple]

what is the twitter character limit

Because there is someone that listed all of the one piece chapters

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/itchy-nose-snake-hognose-blanket-gif-11127955664354561390

[empty tulip]

he's smelling

[real skiff]

ven cord

[sudden sun]

@burnt maple i got rid of badges

i like it now

[burnt maple]

nahidaa

[empty tulip]

there's only 2 Male archon in genshin

why

[fallow pawn]

@sudden sun

[open pasture]

i feel as that the kitten i got may be a little slow

she is not okay

[fallow pawn]

shes not conscious yet

[open pasture]

😭

[sudden sun]

so true

[open pasture]

she sleeping with her corn rn

ignore my dirty bedsheet she has made an absolute mess of my room

[fallow pawn]

that corn is extremely realistic

[open pasture]

i’d hope so

it cost me £7

[lilac bronze]

Yo

[last siren]

hi

[wooden kraken]

[keen kernel]

is it going to fall over

[mystic salmon]

Vencord Sp. z.o.o. when

[last siren]

hi

night

[mystic salmon]

https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punkt_bazowy no way based point

English article is "basis point" which isn't as funny

[humble trench]

https://discord.com/assets/05ff1af67bf12f7f0922.svg

[burnt maple]

🦀 desu

[rough crater]

what

[rough crater]

why is this athing

[humble trench]

idk ask https://discord.com/assets/05ff1af67bf12f7f0922.svg

[quasi ravine]

2% and a dream

[humble trench]

https://discord.com/assets/05ff1af67bf12f7f0922.svg

[jaunty stag]

someone should create svg embed plugin (which doesnt explode your client)

[main wyvern]

i will

will include explosives though

[rough crater]

tfym

oh

[rough crater]

who the fuck is catsbeingcats

[stark herald]

@crude fern @crude fern hii @crude fern @crude fern haii

[covert gull]

hello does anyone know how fast the average userbg application gets accepted?

sorry if i cant ask here i was scared to ask a mod with the ticket bcuz i thought non mods could answer this

[stark herald]

no

even knowing how long it'll take wont change a thing so maybe just wait

[stark herald]

veee sob

[harsh minnow]

https://www.wikihow.com/Be-Patient

[raw panther]

if you look at their log channel you can see the queue, rn looks like no approvals in the last 6h

[covert gull]

thx

[boreal torrent]

discord svg embeds when

[small bramble]

be impatient
make sure to ping owner every 5 minutes to ask about it

[slow urchin]

I feel like it'd be pretty easy if u just render it as an image with a max size

:/

[small bramble]

someone was working on an svg embed plugi

they gave up

[humble trench]

unfortunately no embeds at the moment but let's be happy with this https://discord.com/assets/05ff1af67bf12f7f0922.svg

[boreal torrent]

what about proxying lmao

[small bramble]

embedding svgs has a wide attack vector

[covert gull]

i dont do that i was just curious

[small bramble]

you'd have to modify cors to usse a proxy

[boreal torrent]

ye

[stark herald]

jesus just how many chars can embeds fit? lc.ocr got to ocr an entire book page

[small bramble]

(i was jk)

[small bramble]

moroe than a thousand

i forgor the exact amount its in the docs

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/vencord-discord-discord-mod-gif-meme-gif-18313379233532818658

[boreal torrent]

2000?

[stark herald]

more

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/vencord-discord-using-yeah-chok-bar-gif-17948490210683424262

[covert gull]

can you get a animated pfp with some plugin or na?

[boreal torrent]

4000?

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-welcome-to-cumcord-flower-glitch-gif-17120576

[stark herald]

mybe

[humble trench]

best client mod ever

[jaunty stag]

horrible idea

[humble trench]

https://github.com/cumcord/cumcord

[jaunty trellis]

@raw panther

[jaunty stag]

didnt vencord have cumcord as a plugin at some point

[humble trench]

does anyone know https://discord.red

[small bramble]

across all embeds attached to a message must not exceed 6000 characters

[humble trench]

why do some projects use git.sr.ht

[small bramble]

sourcehut is nice

[jaunty trellis]

sourcehut so ass

[humble trench]

it sucks

[small bramble]

although i prefer codeburger

[ashen saffron]

yeah, also has extension that's even being updated while being unsupported

[jaunty trellis]

codeburger

[small bramble]

sourcehut is nice cause it has nice minimal ui

[humble trench]

https://codeburger.org

[boreal torrent]

codeberg is nice if youre in europe

[covert gull]

makes sense since most of their mods probably american and its like 6 am there rn

[boreal torrent]

cloning and pushing is extremely slow in my end

like

REALLY slow

[stark herald]

waow just noticed i woke up like way too early

[humble trench]

https://sr.ht/vendicated

[stark herald]

@lapis lava @lapis lava.

[boreal torrent]

i havent slept yet

[ashen saffron]

I have same problem with github, although it's a known problem with my internet provider, maybe it's the same for you

[small bramble]

staring into your soul

[humble trench]

https://sr.ht/~wag1/