🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[lost furnace]

Spooktoberglöckchen

nino why you angy

Oh also

@lapis lava where's my wing wong

I'm still waiting for my wing wong in dms from nino

[prime python]

whAT!

[forest loom]

hi

oh nevermind

bye

actually

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 67.73% gay

[forest loom]

ok

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow https://files.catbox.moe/2npida.gif

[harsh minnow]

HOW ARE YOU USING APPS

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow https://files.catbox.moe/2npida.gif

[lost furnace]

Haiiii

Veee

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow bye

[lost furnace]

[lost furnace]

:(

[harsh minnow]

bye..

[fallow pawn]

heyy

[lapis lava]

so over…

[lost furnace]

:(

so not awesome sauce

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow heyy

[boreal torrent]

I'm home now

[edgy ermine]

added passkeys so my friend has no excuse of getting hacked

[lost furnace]

@lapis lava heyy

WHERE

IS

MY

WING WONG

[boreal torrent]

guhhh

[paper gate]

whats that

[lost furnace]

Guhhh

[boreal torrent]

i need like 300 dollars more for a new phone

insane

[lost furnace]

I'm gonna eat vee

[fallow pawn]

I already ate her

[lost furnace]

Vencord eol: owner was eaten

[fallow pawn]

shes part of me now

[lost furnace]

Uneat her

I want the liver

Can I at least have the liver

https://tenor.com/view/ryo-ryo-beg-gif-27228320

[boreal torrent]

guys this is my backyard (real)

[stark herald]

ayuayu

[boreal torrent]

I wonder how this place looks nowadays

[lost furnace]

Chat I got a new auction up, selling THE vee's liver

[lost furnace]

Nin0 hasnt sent wing wong in my dms

It's so over

[slow urchin]

love piracy

[boreal torrent]

it looks so different now

it's wild

theres less trees

[lost furnace]

Brazil

Horror

[boreal torrent]

that's NOT brazil

that's canada

[lost furnace]

Brazilian Portuguese

Even more horror

[boreal torrent]

mano cala a boca

morre

[slow urchin]

ayuxia finds out about the industrial revolution 4k upscaled retape colorized

[lost furnace]

Die die die die die get out get out

[boreal torrent]

se joga de uma ponte :)

[lost furnace]

SHUT UP

[boreal torrent]

monolingual bitch envy me

[slow urchin]

i am monolingual bitch

translator plugin best buddy

[main wyvern]

autism is the best season ever

[lost furnace]

Ik ben niet eentalig jij stinkende vis

[main wyvern]

Autumn*

[lost furnace]

[boreal torrent]

Esse idioma nem existe bro

holandês 🤮

(I need to learn Dutch)

[fresh ledge]

[lost furnace]

Isnt brazil like the crime capital of the world

[paper gate]

brazil 2

[boreal torrent]

kind of

i can't go outside late :3

[lost furnace]

BAHA IMAGINE

[lapis lava]

@prisma compass

[boreal torrent]

arent u australian

[main wyvern]

☹️

[boreal torrent]

u fucking live with spiders

[lost furnace]

Yop

[boreal torrent]

spiders are disgusting

[lost furnace]

I play with spiders

They're fun

[boreal torrent]

HORROR

[lost furnace]

You're just a pussy who can't handle anything that has more than 2 eyes

[boreal torrent]

1. i could get robbed or assaulted
2. i could get beaten up by the police

[rare trout]

https://fixvx.com/Dexerto/status/1845935227291537517

[boreal torrent]

you love corrupt police

[lost furnace]

Horror and horror 2

[lost furnace]

Imagine not having actually good police who help

[boreal torrent]

bro

[lost furnace]

Such a major skill issue needs to be resolved soon

[boreal torrent]

my father was such a terrible person

[lost furnace]

Mine too

[boreal torrent]

he commited a lot of fucked up stuff. i won't enter in details

[lost furnace]

Whats your point

[boreal torrent]

he was arrested for ONLY two months

[lost furnace]

Mines running from the police

Hope he dies soon

I want my inheritance from that cunt

[boreal torrent]

meanwhile half my family is involved with drug trafficking

they're not arrested

[lost furnace]

Oh

[boreal torrent]

lol

[lost furnace]

Average brazil

[harsh minnow]

@nocturne bough @paper gate cc @open pasture https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1845785120050942435

[boreal torrent]

LOL TRUE

average latin america actually

istg

i bet mexico is even worse

[lost furnace]

Brazil is worse than latin america

[paper gate]

unsane

[lost furnace]

I don't consider them latin americans they're a different species

[harsh minnow]

guhhh i wanted to code but my jetbrains license expired

[boreal torrent]

brazil is in latin america dumbass

[harsh minnow]

i reapplied

[lost furnace]

Australia disagrees

Latin america is spanish speaking

[boreal torrent]

what

do you know what latin america means

[lost furnace]

Idk

[harsh minnow]

[urban elk]

guh\

[harsh minnow]

latinx america @boreal torrent

[boreal torrent]

latin america is all countries of the Americas that speak a Romance latin (a language derived from Latin)

[keen kernel]

Chat

[lost furnace]

Hold on

Gotta climb fence

[boreal torrent]

so Spanish, French, and Portuguese

[urban elk]

nop

nope

[keen kernel]

Is it over for me

[urban elk]

nope

nop

[lost furnace]

Gotta hate new construction

[boreal torrent]

me

eu sou latina

:3

[mortal rose]

i thin kthat

[urban elk]

what the fuck

[keen kernel]

What is this please help

Someone explain

And I'm not even joking this is in my C drive

[lost furnace]

Bwa

I landed on a glass bottle and it shattered

[keen kernel]

No I think I'm fully cooked

[boreal torrent]

YES

[lost furnace]

Thank god for shoes

[mortal rose]

find out

[boreal torrent]

reverse engineer it. NOW

[mortal rose]

i wish i had a virus on my computer

[harsh minnow]

i saw a latinx america settler wojak meme @boreal torrent

[lost furnace]

Why would they put fences up with steel beams to put your feet on if they didnt want you to climb them

[daring cloud]

windows or linux

[mortal rose]

wdym

[daring cloud]

ok windows

[stark herald]

nin0chat gets js eval access to my pc

[sonic yoke]

🇧🇷 detected

[keen kernel]

dw i got this

hop in vc ill screenshare

[stark herald]

@lapis lava do bots have any special perms

bots should get newline perm 🥺

[daring cloud]

how do I write a bot

[slow urchin]

someone give me a password (not a real one)

[daring cloud]

pAg/S5TequOQfLZWtShVFhojdNrbVkP7+rdsihv1Da0nN8z4fpKvkqdxi5v16iwGIdP4avHsyulW

[stark herald]

dukekotlin123

[main wyvern]

type letters

letters that a computer likes

[slow urchin]

PCHECK/pAg/S5TequOQfLZWtShVFhojdNrbVkP7+rdsihv1Da0nN8z4fpKvkqdxi5v16iwGIdP4avHsyulW
output: this is a good password :green_circle:

[slow urchin]

PCHECK/dukekotlin123
output: this is a weak password :red_circle:

[urban elk]

https://fxtwitter.com/CatWorkers/status/1845875572452610540

[daring cloud]

i need to increase my password length

[urban elk]

IMFAOOO

this

has the same energy

[sudden sun]

@stark herald do i add eval to bot

[mortal rose]

19841984198418949818941894891948189491498198413337jajaja

[urban elk]

as that other meme

[stark herald]

yes

you cant eval swift can u

[sudden sun]

i joke there is no swift eval

yop

[slow urchin]

PCHECK/19841984198418949818941894891948189491498198413337jajaja
output: this is a weak password :red_circle:

it's technically correct

[daring cloud]

check DMs (password violates automod)

[mortal rose]

ok

new password

[sudden sun]

i could make my own interpreted programming language in swift

[mortal rose]

98#UR(J*#Y@J()*THUJW(EPOTBUJ()#WEUBHJ\UYUT4 NO9IW UIOMWHOTG\TRSLA

thats my password

[keen kernel]

maybe its windows recall @boreal torrent

[keen junco]

@paper gate https://tenor.com/view/cat-wiggle-crazy-cat-zoomies-gif-9877358298643393466

[mortal rose]

i think that maybe you are going to die in a week

[daring cloud]

should I add eval to my compiled language

[keen kernel]

SO IT IS ULTRA AV

IT IS LITERALLY ULTRA AV

[mortal rose]

antivirus looks very sus

[keen kernel]

@boreal torrent

NO WAYYY

KASPERSKY

IS WILDDD

[lost furnace]

Average low income household in brazil (I found an abandoned building yay)

[slow urchin]

PCHECK/98#UR(J#Y@J()THUJW(EPOTBUJ()#WEUBHJ\UYUT4 NO9IW UIOMWHOTG\TRSLA
output: this is a weak password :red_circle:

[radiant violet]

bricks

yeah thats brasil

[mortal rose]

my walls arent even painted

[fallow pawn]

PPQCHECK

[slow urchin]

meaning?

if it's a real thing i could probably make it

im using regex

[boreal torrent]

LOL

[lost furnace]

Real

[mortal rose]

i can take a pic of my walls rn if you wnat

[sudden sun]

ppqcheck is an apple sideloading thing

dw about it

[mortal rose]

i hate marcos

[soft portal]

why tf does discord keep setting my avatar decoration to none

[boreal torrent]

not even true

fuck you

[stark herald]

i wonder what they did how did they mess it up like this

only < got replaced

[slow urchin]

oh alr

[keen kernel]

its alright chat

[slow urchin]

i tried bitdefender and then only realized after that it's almost impossible to uninstall

and broke like

all of my mod and piracy shizz

[keen kernel]

oh i have bitdefender rn on my laptop

it works fine

[sudden sun]

why is everyone using bitdefender

[keen junco]

@paper gate https://vxtwitter.com/owcavalry/status/1845914989632340392

[keen kernel]

cuz it works well

[paper gate]

play

you

[signal rose]

discord kitten?

[lapis lava]

i love nin0chat

@winter girder bot folded so fast..

[winter girder]

im ee lmao

im publishing my go package rn

[lost furnace]

this is why I'm broke btw

I dont even use them all

GET THAT FUCKING IOS SOBBING EMOJI OUT

[soft portal]

lmao

how much did it all cost tho

[lost furnace]

uhhh

most of them are 5aud

I think the catvia palworld one or whatevr was 7 dollars

and the older ones are like 5.59 aud each

[stiff ivy]

damn while plugin requests were still open i should have requested a plugin that shows the users local time and/or timezone. lot of international friends i forgor times for

[lost furnace]

chattt

do I spend like 2 hours

putting all these decor to use

(server profiles)

okii

wait

I think I already have a few server profiles

I'll send them here because Im just that good at making discord profiles

[pliant estuary]

is malware and vencord one and the same?

[dawn iris]

VenCord malware

[winter girder]

github's own thing 😭

[lost furnace]

pyoncord horror

[lost furnace]

idk if I have one from vendetta

here's a senko one I made for a senko serve

[mortal rose]

why

[lost furnace]

not

[grizzled reef]

Lol if you think your bad, then what am i 😭

[keen kernel]

CHAT

ITS OVER

BITDEFENDER DELETED MY EARTHQUAKE.EXE

[lost furnace]

only mid 2023 active ntts members will know

[winter girder]

@lapis lava i am now first person to publish bot library

[lost furnace]

can you buy me the autumn themed leaves

[lost furnace]

you know someone is rich when they have 7 shiggy badges

[grizzled reef]

Shiggy 4 life

[urban elk]

lemme just cancel her

[daring cloud]

@stark herald fresbot when

[lost furnace]

I dont wanna get unbanned, it just proves some of my points

[stark herald]

im adding this https://babeljs.io/docs/babel-plugin-transform-dynamic-import

[urban elk]

@grizzled reef You know what I'm talking about, don't you?

[lost furnace]

no

[daring cloud]

nice

[stark herald]

will replace import with noop function

[daring cloud]

transforming it to require, right?

[grizzled reef]

the silly ss? 😔

[urban elk]

Yep

[jaunty stag]

i cannot decide between blobcatcozy and husk for your message

[grizzled reef]

Why choose

[jaunty stag]

oh..

[slow urchin]

@lapis lava keyyyyyyyy

[lost furnace]

get fucking weezered nerd @next egret

gotta love the head switched cover too

[prisma compass]

hope off discord, hope on nin0 chat

[lost furnace]

that's not weezercord

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/le-goob-hot-new-fragrance-fennec-fox-fennec-qargin-time-gif-7368847563634378434

[lost furnace]

that's the actual weezer server

weezer =/= weezercord

[dusky forge]

How did you get banned

[lost furnace]

what

Im not banned

[dusky forge]

Wrong ping

[lost furnace]

????????

[dusky forge]

Oop

[lost furnace]

dumbass

[dusky forge]

Im stressed and suffering

Both of my computers have been hijacked

[lost furnace]

only late 2023 early 2024 ntts users will know

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-sniff-fox-sniff-fast-fast-fox-funny-smelly-gif-2396101249696858033

[daring cloud]

@stark herald reboot computer

[stark herald]

waow

[daring cloud]

actually i'm only allocating a kb at a time

[lost furnace]

I have a sin to admit to

I sometimes talk in the discord developers server

actual horror

[stark herald]

@lapis lava RATE FRESBOT

[edgy ermine]

fres

[edgy ermine]

fresbot

what does fres stand for

[stark herald]

uhhhh

nothing

[daring cloud]

what's fres's nickname

aliucord doesn't have nicknames yet

[stark herald]

lies

[lost furnace]

!translate je bent een smerige vogel, fres

[river thunder]

Translated

From Dutch

je bent een smerige vogel, fres

To English

you are a filthy bird, fres

[stark herald]

:(

[lost furnace]

!translate @stark herald wees geen stinkende teef

[river thunder]

Translated

From Afrikaans

@meow fres wees geen stinkende teef

To English

@mow Fres be no smelly bitch

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 12.45% gay

[lost furnace]

LMAO

danny confused

[robust relic]

i’m sorry for your loss

[lost furnace]

"intermediate" roles are literally dumber than beginners

I am sorry for my lost too

[rare trout]

im gonna install snap on macOS

[robust relic]

ddevs public channels are as bad as townhall but filled with nerds

[lost furnace]

literally

[robust relic]

every role is dumb

[rare trout]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is portage!

[robust relic]

good. don’t go there

[daring cloud]

gentoo

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-sniff-fox-sniff-fast-fast-fox-funny-smelly-gif-2396101249696858033

[robust relic]

nice

yea

[daring cloud]

vcotd hot pink

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is portage!

[daring cloud]

vcotd hotpink

[daring cloud]

vcat hotpink

[daring cloud]

vcat eyesearingpink

[robust relic]

or the girl

[harsh minnow]

ve console.log((await execFile("neofetch", ["--stdout"])).stdout)

[neon ferry]

undefined```

vee@vendingmachine

OS: Ubuntu 22.04.4 LTS aarch64
Host: KVM Virtual Machine virt-4.2
Kernel: 6.5.0-1025-oracle
Uptime: 103 days, 7 hours, 32 mins
Packages: 1174 (dpkg)
Shell: zsh 5.8.1
Resolution: 1024x768
Terminal: node
CPU: (4)
GPU: 00:01.0 Red Hat, Inc. Virtio GPU
Memory: 7976MiB / 23981MiB

[harsh minnow]

rate

[rare trout]

[harsh minnow]

@void ivy maybe u should restart prometheus

shit taking 4gb ram

[rare trout]

oracle free VPS

[fallow pawn]

ve console.log((await execFile("neofetch", ["--stdout"])).stdout)

@harsh minnow fix

[fallow pawn]

I need to run ponysay

[edgy ermine]

cowsay

[harsh minnow]

veval message.reply({attachments:[fs.readFileSync("eval-deez-nuts.mp3")]})

[neon ferry]

ReferenceError: message is not defined
    at eval (eval at execute (/home/vee/venbot/src/commands/dev/eval.ts:94:32), <anonymous>:1:1)
    at Object.execute (/home/vee/venbot/src/commands/dev/eval.ts:94:32)
    at Client.<anonymous> (/home/vee/venbot/src/Client.ts:91:23)
    at processTicksAndRejections (node:internal/process/task_queues:95:5)```

[harsh minnow]

flop

[edgy ermine]

eval-deez-nuts.mp3

veveal

veveal

veval

[edgy ermine]

cannot spell today

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow eval deez nuts

[dire bison]

veval deez-nuts

[edgy ermine]

is this good enough @fallow pawn

i think its good enough

[fallow pawn]

no, need authors

c22 and idk the other dev

oh

boredcoder

thats their name

[edgy ermine]

surely when i fork the linux project i dont have to list all thousands of authors

real

[fallow pawn]

they just wanted credit so I wanted to be nice

[edgy ermine]

ya

[noble quest]

https://nixos.org

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1845405793262223500 @paper gate

[paper gate]

yop

[edgy ermine]

HORROR

you can see the [object Object]

[lapis lava]

no

[burnt skiff]

i smooched william afton

[lapis lava]

nothing has special perms on nin0chat

[lapis lava]

not even admins

[stark herald]

GIVEE

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[stark herald]

add [svg]code[/svg]

so i can make embeds

[paper gate]

fres is crazy

[stark herald]

wrong

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate nini

[paper gate]

nini

[vivid junco]

You are crazy

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow make nin0chat venbot

[ornate orbit]

should I buy a font?

[vivid junco]

No pirate it instead

(just steal the font files from the website selling it)

hello tiramisuuuu

[keen junco]

LMAO https://vxtwitter.com/troyhunt/status/1845953304914022537

[vivid junco]

do you know who I am tho

[paper gate]

@keen junco work with me

[opal dune]

hEy GuyyyS

[vivid junco]

i am de owner of de shiggy of the cloud

[lost furnace]

vaporeon

[vivid junco]

How to get roles transfered for the 20283th time on vencord

[paper gate]

secret

[vivid junco]

Keep it a secret pls

Never let tiramisu know

NEVER

[paper gate]

yop

how

[paper gate]

are you a silly goose @open pasture

[stark herald]

blue

[rare trout]

i dont like this

https://vxtwitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1845405793262223500

[solemn plank]

i deleted because it was already posted

[rare trout]

oh

[spark crescent]

r they retarded

[solemn plank]

got some fire error messages

[daring cloud]

@lapis lava bot key pls?

[vivid junco]

How the fuck are you ever IP ever

First letter of string python real

[solemn plank]

modmail probably, as

1. only staff would be able to help
2. it is an issue related to this server

[solemn plank]

i forgot

i havent used python in about a year

[rare trout]

can i install flatpak on MacOS

[solemn plank]

that is NOT yellow

[rare trout]

is this workflow bad https://github.com/Legcord/Legcord/actions/runs/11336811423/workflow

[vivid junco]

unforget all of python rn

[keen junco]

Idk probably

[solemn plank]

0.0.0.0 is also loopback

[vivid junco]

Since when

[solemn plank]

a long time

longer than i have been alive

[vivid junco]

New chrome HTTP warning????

[rare trout]

https://0.0.0.0

[vivid junco]

Can confirm

[harsh minnow]

@lapis lava you

make disocrd bot that bridgfes messages between nina chat and discord

or maybe i will make

add to venbot

@stark herald do u like that idea

[stark herald]

yop

[stark herald]

people will spam slur there

[harsh minnow]

love

we will put it in a thread

[daring cloud]

i can write

[stark herald]

year is 2030 everyone ditched discord for ninachat

[daring cloud]

if nin0 gives me a bot token

[harsh minnow]

guh is WebSocket built into nodejs now

[keen junco]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/progresspics/comments/e9pd5f/m3564_280lbs_182lbs_98lbs_10_years_salesman_grows/ @paper gate me in 10 years

[stark herald]

yop

[harsh minnow]

FAKE

[winter girder]

in version 21 yes

[stark herald]

its trye

[harsh minnow]

guh i will use ws module

[stark herald]

D:\uwu\Desktop\432>node -v
v22.3.0

[winter girder]

vee will make venNin0

[stark herald]

neeed monospace

[winter girder]

a client mod for nin0chat

[stark herald]

[font Monospace]guhh[/font]

[daring cloud]

vee give me a webhook url for a thread

[stark herald]

dangerous

[winter girder]

@harsh minnow don't forget to disallow pinging @ everyone and @ here, etc

for the chat bridge

[slow crag]

literally just disable everything by setting allowed mentions

[prisma compass]

epic

[daring cloud]

regular pings would be neat tho

[slow crag]

fine, disable roles and everyone 🙄

[solemn plank]

i think i got it working

[vivid junco]

I can just about read this 😭

[rare trout]

convoluted action

[keen junco]

Horror

[dusky forge]

Jason fixed my pc

Turns out stuff was corrupted on my ssd

[solemn plank]

thx jason

[dusky forge]

I love not being able to read in the color

Everyone’s name is blurry

[solemn plank]

same

[rare trout]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is unmellow yellow!

[rare trout]

unmellow yellow

wheres the yellow

[rare trout]

I just bought a second 4TB NVMe SSD

[bold adder]

test

#000ff6

there is no yellow

[slow crag]

doesn't look very yellow to me

[bold adder]

[rare trout]

what do I do with the spare 980 and 990 pros i have

I have like 5 spare terabytes of samsung flagship nvme storage just not being used

[dusky forge]

I need ram

[daring cloud]

@lapis lava we need an assassination in guh

[paper gate]

[rare trout]

oops

packagers gonna lose their shit

[slow crag]

lmao

"oopsie"

[urban elk]

Wait so they actually renamed to Legcord?

[rare trout]

yes

[daring cloud]

yes

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/xaylife/status/1845835300041375985

[pine zephyr]

is this even possible 325% seems so fake idk

[urban elk]

I think you can test that by taking the amount of subscribers you had prior to those 28 days and multiplying it by 3.25

That should give you how many subscribers you have in total based off those stats

[pine zephyr]

thats

that's math on my screen

[solemn plank]

ssomeone give me the name of a town ]

[urban elk]

Yeah so what

You wanted to know if the stats are wrong? there you go

[pine zephyr]

I dont like math

[pine zephyr]

[solemn plank]

asks for math
complains when math is sent

[urban elk]

I shouldn't find this funny

[pine zephyr]

I dont like to math

[solemn plank]

please

any town

[pine zephyr]

San Juan

PR

[bold adder]

LEGEND TICKET GG

[fallow pawn]

so blue

[urban elk]

https://fxtwitter.com/PunchingCat/status/1845812028121973125

[slow urchin]

whar

[urban elk]

WHAT LMFAO

https://fxtwitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1845512489850593569

[radiant violet]

YOU WHAT

[urban elk]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1259472662858825820.png?size=160

[lost furnace]

I just threw myself down ANOTHER pokemon discord server rabbit hole by accident

I love adhd

[urban elk]

Damn

[keen junco]

his bike definitely dropped on the floor at 0:22

[radiant violet]

me

[urban elk]

https://fxtwitter.com/animals_twts/status/1845857700128629125

CUTEE

[rare trout]

epic bash

cat <<< $(jq --arg ver "$(jq -r '.version' package.json)-$(git rev-parse --short HEAD)" '.version = $ver' package.json) > package.json

[rare trout]

yeah this isnt cursed

            - name: Add commit to version
              if: github.ref_name == 'dev'
              run: cat <<< $(jq --arg ver "$(jq -r '.version' package.json)-$(git rev-parse --short HEAD)" '.version = $ver' package.json) > package.json

[solemn plank]

had to add coords support because apparently the geolocation api's actually quite dogshit

[pine zephyr]

tf is this

[solemn plank]

temperature

[pine zephyr]

so that means im hot

[solemn plank]

i put in the coords of san juan because geolocation really, REALLY wanted to use San Juan, Argentina

[signal rose]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is unmellow yellow!

[signal rose]

Yellow???

[solemn plank]

yeah ik

[signal rose]

Also ouch it hurts to read in that colour

[keen junco]

LMAO https://www.theverge.com/2024/10/13/24269131/tesla-optimus-robots-human-controlled-cybercab-we-robot-event

[burnt skiff]

yea so freddy doesnt like me now

[bold adder]

💀

[main wyvern]

eye bleeding color

[paper gate]

Gatorade

[lapis lava]

cancelling vee

[vital coyote]

MIDNIGHT CAR

[vital coyote]

KROBBE

[keen junco]

[boreal torrent]

lalowed

scary

[keen junco]

banned

[edgy ermine]

code so good

[rare trout]

just added just about everything to the dev build

github will love 20 minutes of usage per commit

[boreal torrent]

nop

[copper turtle]

troll store

[unique wyvern]

unlucky

[radiant violet]

i see

[burnt skiff]

ur very nice

[radiant violet]

am i?

[vivid junco]

vencrawd

[rare trout]

me when mac os doesnt have mv -t

[paper gate]

mac

[urban elk]

@radiant violet Explode

[paper gate]

@urban elk explode

[radiant violet]

whyyyy

[urban elk]

Nuh uh

[urban elk]

[radiant violet]

[radiant violet]

teto teto

[rare trout]

I have to build snaps on mac since its the only runner github has with arm

snap for whatever reason can't build to arm from x64

oh shit

[main wyvern]

ubuntu snaps?

[rare trout]

i could use my oracle vps as a self hosted runner

[rare trout]

yeah

[paper gate]

@rare trout

[rare trout]

@lapis lava you

why did i get timed out

[daring cloud]

maybe the #?

[rare trout]

husk

[keen junco]

probably yeah

[rare trout]

@harsh minnow screenshots of comments banned

[harsh minnow]

horror I just saw a police bodycam video where the officer got attacked and had to kill the person

terrifying stuff

[rare trout]

very american

[harsh minnow]

poor cop

[boreal torrent]

was it in america

[harsh minnow]

yes

[boreal torrent]

figures

[harsh minnow]

you could hear the desperation in his voice when he was yelling "back up"

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow i attack you

my claws

[harsh minnow]

https://wjla.com/news/local/fairfax-police-release-body-worn-camera-footage-from-reston-officer-involved-shooting-reston-virginia-knife-wielding-armed-woman-killed-welfare-check

[lapis lava]

@paper gate hop on nin0chat

[paper gate]

guh

[rare trout]

126 lines of github actions makes the legcord release action

[kind holly]

A

[viral cape]

best idea

[rare trout]

you love to see it

[harsh minnow]

it's a big dilemma for the officer

he let her get way too close so he got wounded at the head too and was honestly lucky to not have suffered worse injury

for his own safety he had to shoot way earlier. but if he had done that, people would be outraged and claim it's police violence 😵‍💫

[burnt skiff]

why are you flustered at police violence

[harsh minnow]

what does that mean

[worthy zinc]

does brooke know what flustered means

[bold adder]

taking the bus to uni is fun

[quasi ravine]

1h30m bus for 8km is not fun

[paper gate]

@quasi ravine hii

[quasi ravine]

fuck traffic

[quasi ravine]

halo

[paper gate]

hru

[rare trout]

im proud to announce that on every commit to legcord, 2.5gb of github's space and 21 minutes of machine time are wasted

[paper gate]

explode you with my mind

peeking

[lapis lava]

zoooooooooooooooot 😭

[paper gate]

nina

ninaaa

[winged rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/banners/886685857560539176/a_32dd5d8573c7e58cbf12d48a26963a2b.gif?size=512

[lapis lava]

wrong

[paper gate]

freaky

[magic root]

curl -s ipwho.de or wget -qO- ipwho.de

which one

[rare trout]

cat ipwho.de

trust

[magic root]

cat: ipwho.de: No such file or directory

[harsh minnow]

I was pointing out how difficult of a situation it must be for officers to correctly defend themselves when

1. people are incredibly quick to call actions police violence even if they were justified
2. they absolutely do not want to kill people but have little choice due to their aggressions

if you watch the bodycam footage linked in the article I sent above, you will see that he let the person get way too close to him so she was able to stab him multiple times before he could shoot her down

I am not "getting flustered at police violence", whatever that may mean. you probably mean I'm trying to defend it or whatever. but no, I was solely talking about this one specific case I talked about right above. there were certainly many other cases where actions weren't justified which ruins reputation of better cops like the one in this scenario. he did everything right and still in the end had no choice but to kill and you could literally hear the desperation in his voice

[pine zephyr]

balls

[pine zephyr]

real

[main wyvern]

is that

watermrelonme

[harsh minnow]

watamelon

[dawn iris]

[winter girder]

you can get banned for that

be careful

[rare trout]

legitimate use

[winter girder]

my friend got banned for "abusing workflows" when it was like 10 19m workflows spread out in a month

[harsh minnow]

community notes are so funny sometimes

[fallow pawn]

https://files.catbox.moe/2npida.gif

[rare trout]

I suppose it is nearly triple what we were doing

[rare trout]

hihi

im gonna start mining on github actions

best idea

wing starring his own repos

[pine zephyr]

poor world

[rare trout]

[lapis lava]

hop on ninachat

[radiant violet]

im gonna explode

[rare trout]

i wonder if github source is hosted using github

[harsh minnow]

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1846019413981421883

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 2:45 AM

[rare trout]

HUSK

[night blaze]

​Italy Pale Ale ⚫4y ago •
Not only the source code of GitHub is on GitHub (in a private organization), but the entire company runs on
GitHub.
Contracts with customers? They're in a GitHub repo.
HR policies? On a GitHub repo.
Yes, that means everyone at GitHub needs to learn Git, including non technical people.
More here: https://www.fastcompany.com/40430104/how-github-employees-use-github-for-projects-beyond-coding
T

Google Cloud Vision • labsCore • Took 1.85s

[rare trout]

https://www.fastcompany.com/40430104/how-github-employees-use-github-for-projects-beyond-coding

[fallow pawn]

vendy machine

the the

machine

[near wharf]

BANGER

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-pet-shake-gif-15180661

[unborn halo]

🥹

[near wharf]

bro will download anything as long as he can just click it

if someone sends him a .exe in his dms he will immediately run it

[near wharf]

hes not wrong that will make it very faster

[radiant violet]

i feel like this sometimes

[boreal torrent]

a

[radiant violet]

alo

[harsh minnow]

self report

how to let everyone know you're braindead in one post without directly saying it

[digital kettle]

wha

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZpZwunMzuE

[edgy ermine]

"virus"

when's the last time all a virus did was annoy you

most of the time they try to stay hidden and keylog you

[urban elk]

💀

[rare trout]

I can't recall the last time i had a virus

[urban elk]

The first and only time I had a virus was in 2021 back when I downloaded a Xiaomi Flashing tool which turned out to be infected with some weird virus that would actually patch executables in your system (as long as they weren't launched with administrator rights)

[rare trout]

ah easter of last year

[urban elk]

Thing is, the virus wasn't all that sneaky either

[rare trout]

my server was making erroneous requests

DDOSing an IP

I never figured out why

I reset the entire system

[urban elk]

If an executable was patched the icon would literally stop being transparent, giving it this weird white outline while also losing resolution

[signal rose]

last time I had a virus was last winter

I missed a week of school

I've never had a computer virus though

[radiant violet]

last time i had a virus was today

someone help me

[rare trout]

they installed vencord

[radiant violet]

yea

[fallow pawn]

bee

[main wyvern]

Vesktop is an application used to mine Vencoin.

[harsh minnow]

😭 https://x.com/JDVance/status/1845856378805731790

JD Vance (@JDVance) on X

Hi, I'm JD Vance. I wrote my own book, unlike Kamala Harris, who copied hers from Wikipedia.

https://t.co/tkZvK8LrI3

Twitter · Oct 14, 2024, 3:57 PM

unreal

[rough crater]

since when did kamala harris make a book

[unborn halo]

Since when did JD Vance?

[rough crater]

I didnt even know if she can write or not

[lost furnace]

gotta love your maldivian besties

[dusky forge]

@rare trout i bought mullvad

[rare trout]

buh

[paper gate]

@main wyvern

[harsh minnow]

isn't it fairly common for high rank politicans to write books

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow youuu

[harsh minnow]

I didnt know either tho, I just randomly got this tweet on my feed

I didnt even know who jd vance was until like a week ago

JD Vance(d)

tbh JD Vance seems way better than trump from what I've seen

or less bad depending on how u wanna see it

[harsh minnow]

hello

[harsh minnow]

I like that he's young

[sonic hull]

[harsh minnow]

then immediately continued by explaining why he believes the "fact check" was not correct

[rare trout]

guhhhhh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1271100455249907733/1289427660740628560/caption.gif?ex=670f3216&is=670de096&hm=1c084449911c61f0dcda1f1c7f04471541ed7c97b67296a258616ae518859d03&

[boreal torrent]

tessie L

tessie W

[rough dome]

[boreal torrent]

why are all US presidents like 75 year old

[main wyvern]

nuh uh i don't eat crayons

i eat water

[boreal torrent]

like bro

wtf

bro'll die before his presidency ends

[dusky forge]

That’s more of a recent thing, a lot of the presidents were in their 40s-50s

[boreal torrent]

our current president is 78 too

insane

[dusky forge]

Ugh this is taking forever, it’s gonna take 9 hours to torrent this

[fallow pawn]

bye

[harsh minnow]

that part was about him saying something about some immigrants being illegal

the fact check was that those are actually legal migrants since they got in via kamala harris immigration app

but the republicans consider this app illegitimate and want to terminate it as soon as they are elected, hence why they also consider these immigrants illegal

this is also what JD Vance explained right after he said he thought there wouldn't be fact checks

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-vows-terminate-harris-phone-app-smuggling-migrants-1954040

I don't really know much about this app or american politics so idk

[frigid glade]

two words

big disaster

[harsh minnow]

but i just noticed that and was a bit baffled that the clip is taken so out of context everywhere

[frigid glade]

😭

[harsh minnow]

US politics are cooked anyway

[frigid glade]

100%

[boreal torrent]

"facts check" sounds so funny

[unborn halo]

Usually other people write the books for them.

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/pt3IFbVYjiF.gif

[cosmic otter]

people in general just don't like to look into things all the way

[harsh minnow]

both parties are so awful and everything is so sensationalist

[cosmic otter]

its something I've seen from people across the entire political spectrum

[harsh minnow]

politicans having an epic rap battle on live TV to determine who's better

[frigid glade]

called trump a nazi in 2016 or smt 😭
and kamela has her own fair share of shit

[stark herald]

veee

[frigid glade]

we're all cooked!!

[harsh minnow]

those tv battles are so crazy

[frigid glade]

the "presidential debates"

[harsh minnow]

I mean we have them here too but they're not that important

[frigid glade]

they're just funny

[harsh minnow]

hardly anyone even watches them

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJmvMyptrxo

[cosmic otter]

its a lot easier to do a debate like that when you only have like two people

[paper gate]

love how my code now segfaults despite it working earlier

[stark herald]

fuck acicdntally enabled airplane mode and wireless debugging is gone

[frigid glade]

the presidential debates here are something that contains of two main components:

1. presidents/vps cracking on each other
2. extreme avoidance of any and all questions posed by everyone

[cosmic otter]

we aren't sane enough to have more than 2 viable candidates

[rare trout]

i should run the us

[harsh minnow]

anyway this wasn't meant as an endorsement (hence why I also added "or less bad" right below)

I just think he's a lot better than trump if you just compare these two people

[frigid glade]

he turned around real fast 🥴

[harsh minnow]

trump is just yapping, JD Vance seems a lot smarter than him

[stark herald]

4:44

[frigid glade]

he basically did pretty well against oh i forgot kamela's i think walz

until walz asked him if trump won in 2020

[rare trout]

my political ideology depends on who im trolling

[frigid glade]

you will end up on the far side of either party

[dusky forge]

Im just waiting for the next election to have decent candidates that aren’t as geriatric

[frigid glade]

stay innocent

[frigid glade]

why is that so real

[frigid glade]

it only goes downwards, watch

[harsh minnow]

I saw a few videos of him in very hostile interviews and he always stood his ground and came out on top with the interviewer out of words / arguments

which quite impressed me, even if I don't necessarily agree with him on everything

[frigid glade]

literally as time goes in american politics parties somehow get more divided 😭 and we get to sit here and watch someone random get elected off stupidity

[frigid glade]

vance?

[dusky forge]

Does everyone remember that Vance admitted to doing things with his couch

[frigid glade]

vance is a good debater

[harsh minnow]

yea

[cosmic otter]

that wasn't true

[harsh minnow]

sad

would have been funny if it were

[cosmic otter]

or at least was very misrepresented

[harsh minnow]

tbh i feel like republicans might win this time

[dusky forge]

Real

[harsh minnow]

biden did so much damage

[cosmic otter]

but it was very funny

[keen junco]

I'm destroying wing tomorrow night

[harsh minnow]

[unborn halo]

He’s a master debater

[dusky forge]

Biden tried to do good things but a lot of them didn’t work

[harsh minnow]

I'm not even talking about his policies

his public presence

[frigid glade]

the republican candidate for nc right now this is why america is fucked

[dusky forge]

Yooo, I have to deal with him

[frigid glade]

he does present himself really well

[harsh minnow]

more than a decade ago
eh

[frigid glade]

you're in nc??

[unborn halo]

He’s way behind in the polls

[dusky forge]

Yes

[harsh minnow]

biden ¿?

[frigid glade]

no, vance

[harsh minnow]

yeah i know

that was about biden

[dusky forge]

Im an Hour from Wilmington

[harsh minnow]

^

[unborn halo]

Except the times when he’s really awkward trying to pretend to do human things.

[frigid glade]

the media destroyed him with all the 'biden old' shit too, which is also wild

[harsh minnow]

idk what biden did in terms of policies but his public presence was so atrocious

[frigid glade]

that too lol

[frigid glade]

'i uhh'

[dusky forge]

He tried to do a lot of good, but he also tried doing things that were kinda illegal for him to do

[frigid glade]

what ilelgal stuff so to speak

vee yapfest incoming

[harsh minnow]

you could make the best policies ever, if your public presence is like that with you constantly seeming lost and like the weakest leader the USA has had in a long time many people won't like it

[dusky forge]

The things with student loan forgiveness, he tried to violate the constitution constantly to do it

[harsh minnow]

a lot of people are pretty simple minded and not very knowledgeable so they care more about presence and big words than actual policies

[frigid glade]

fair

[frigid glade]

exactly

which is sometimes why tv stars/stuff like that work as president

[harsh minnow]

ask the average American voter why they're voting for their candidate, eg what new policies they're looking forward, etc and they probably won't be able to name a single thing

[frigid glade]

exactly

[harsh minnow]

which is understandable cause most people don't care that much about politics and it's still better to vote what your gut feeling tells you than not vote at all

[winter needle]

trump literally is too old or demented to make a coherent sentence
vance is just a snake that sucks trumps cock
smart enough to know what he's doing

[frigid glade]

it's kind of similar to how aldis works

[harsh minnow]

trump is by far not as bad as biden in terms of seeming competent

[frigid glade]

aldis entire thing is that you have one cheese brand, one bread brand, etc - removes choice

[harsh minnow]

they're both way too old and lost but trump still has energy left at least

[frigid glade]

this is entirely true though

vance has gotten REALLY power hungry

[harsh minnow]

tbh we just need younger politicans (everywhere, not just the US)

[frigid glade]

before trump was in the picture, vance NEVER would have discussed cats and dogs being eaten

[frigid glade]

doesn't help that they need to be like 35

taylor swift for president!!

[boreal torrent]

LOL

[frigid glade]

she's 34 rn guys!!

[boreal torrent]

i found out a funny a thing

the son of a previous president of Brazil owns a anarchy Minecraft server
my friend used to talk to him 😭

[frigid glade]

i'm serious though tswift is one of the very few people who would win by a flipping landslide

like think about it

[winter needle]

lol not anymore
maybe a few years back sure but if you've listened to a few of trumps latest speeches at rallies they make NO sense
look up "trump shark battery boat" and that insane tangent actually made some sense compared to his other rallies

[frigid glade]

everyone is desperate for someone somewhat sensible tswift is better than most politicians

[harsh minnow]

honestly i think that's fine

young people can definitely get into politics but I feel like below somewhere around that age you still lack some maturity and life experience. at the very least you should have been an active part of the workforce for a bunch of years to actually understand people's concerns and such

[frigid glade]

didn't he talk about like deporting all the illegal immigrants in groups to purge towns of gangs or something like 3 days ago

[winter needle]

lmaooooo really

[harsh minnow]

here we have many politicans who literally studied then immediately went into politics and you can tell

35-60 would be the ideal age for a president

[frigid glade]

he went off on friday

[harsh minnow]

anything below or above not that good

[winter needle]

he cant string together a coherent sentence anymore
at least biden killed the state of the union address recently
meanwhile trump had a disastrous RNC speech and of course every billionaire controlled media outlet completely skipped over it
even before the debate

[frigid glade]

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-expected-play-up-fears-venezuelan-gang-aurora-colorado-2024-10-11/

https://www.axios.com/2024/10/11/trump-operation-aurora-targeting-undocumented-criminals

axios

[harsh minnow]

well im not the biggest trump fan so I don't really watch his rallies

i just see the occasional clip

[frigid glade]

why did elon show up to one of his speeches

[harsh minnow]

[frigid glade]

what was that about

[harsh minnow]

funny

[frigid glade]

elon is such a train wreck

[dusky forge]

Because Elon is super far right

[cosmic otter]

elon is very right wing

thats why

[frigid glade]

elon buy twitter
twitter stock literally went into the toilet

such an idiot

[edgy ermine]

what about top wing

[frigid glade]

well obv it's just funny

[edgy ermine]

or bottom wing

[radiant violet]

which president?

please say bolsonaro please say bolsonaro

[harsh minnow]

I mean i don't think he cares

[boreal torrent]

Temer

[frigid glade]

he's still making money

[harsh minnow]

he said from the start that all the advertisers are gonna leave

which did happen

[radiant violet]

eh

close enough

[dusky forge]

I might be slightly right leaning, but I’m not right wing

[frigid glade]

$8 for verified in elon's eyes 🤑

[dusky forge]

Im libertarian

[harsh minnow]

that verified badge is so funny

[frigid glade]

ikr 😭

[edgy ermine]

remember the time someone impersonated an insulin company on twitter and said "insulin is now free" and that company lost like 10% of their stock price

[frigid glade]

if i EVER catch any of my friends with a verified twitter badge imma cry

that's like a popsicle or two

on twitter

wegnjkaengriwuhgrie

[cosmic otter]

i think big accounts get auto verified

[frigid glade]

if i see any of my friends with 'big' twitter accounts i'll cry longer

[cosmic otter]

fair

[frigid glade]

that's 12am i need my sleep or i be zombie tomorrow

[frigid glade]

omg

[open pasture]

Bridget pog face

[main wyvern]

:3

[dusky forge]

I sense vee is gonna steal this from me next

That will be the third sticker stolen

[harsh minnow]

what the hell is she cooking

how do they plan to "protect crypto currency investments"

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter wing

[harsh minnow]

do they intend to control every crypto payment or something

[stark herald]

maybe she got hacked

[harsh minnow]

horrors beyond our comprehension

[paper gate]

vee uses crypto

[dusky forge]

A lot of minorities are switching to republican because they find the democrats to be internally racist

[fallow pawn]

veecoin to the moon

[paper gate]

samaracoin

samiecoin

[harsh minnow]

yeah the last point sounds racist to me too 😭

[stark herald]

🌸

[harsh minnow]

"support black men by legalising marijuna"

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow ill support u

[harsh minnow]

next she's gonna say she will lower kfc prices

[stark herald]

😭

[harsh minnow]

like what 😭