#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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me when im a genetic ticking timebomb
samara science
use dotnet
did anyone know around the world was originally Russian
@paper gate
I will put you into a freezer
are you an aa gamer @keen junco
idgi
marry me
@open pasture https://github.com/mcnuttandrew/cssql use
public void YourFunction() {}
CREATE SELECTOR .margin-huge-top;
INSERT .margin-huge-top (margin-top, 50px);
CREATE SELECTOR .margin-huge-bottom;
INSERT .margin-huge-bottom (margin-bottom, 50px);
CREATE SELECTOR .margin-huge-left;
INSERT .margin-huge-left (margin-left, 50px);
CREATE SELECTOR .margin-huge-right;
INSERT .margin-huge-right (margin-right, 50px);
MERGE .margin-huge-top AND .margin-huge-bottom AND .margin-huge-left AND .margin-huge-right AS .margin-huge;
DROP .margin-huge-left;
i love having everything be a webview!!!
written in haksell
You're a web view to heaven
webview so bad
haskql
Sorry *hell
hell yeah.
vee ignoring me @harsh minnow
KILL Y
LMAO
chat this is slandering
rusher so old
@open pasture have you tried a tweak which gets rid of unneeded space with the tabbar
just because I act like a 60yo.man doesn't mean I am one 😭
remember when rusher was like 6 years old @paper gate
yop
I remember it like it was yesterday
rusher aged so fast
I remember when @paper gate was a baby
how
they come alive whjile you sleep
zeet still using fake husk
haven't killed me yet im probably safe
i will meet mantika next year
fake husk to bypass husk abuser trigger
mantika irl is very muscular
omgosh shes so cute
he goes to the gym 10 times a week
I searched for a black metal song on YouTube and found a silly slideshow from 16 years ago lmaooo
One of the best misantrophic black metal bands.Abigor is from Austria.
good he will keep me safe in istanbul
@harsh minnow
what if manti is devilbros identical twin

that would be funny
lc.lotr
lc.ocr
lord of the rings
@harsh minnow help

big chunguas
this is vee btw she was singing me big chungus
it's joever
WHAT does this say
@open pasture read me a bedtime story
idk
What's the specific trait of black metal, never listened to it, only to alternative, progressive, sometimes melodic death metal
fast distorted lofi/raw metal with shit ton of tremolo picking and blast beats
whar
HIGH QUALITY
From the album "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas". All rights belong to Mayhem. I do not own this content.
👽
marvin has every decor
Nop
marvin spends thousands on discord every week
your favorite
@paper gate you will watch Dan Da Dan
nop
Yop
you wil explode from the C4 i planted in your room
I don't leave my room there's no way you could have planted it
Cuteeee
I'm in love with this album cover https://youtu.be/yOxVTV6DMWk
Provided to YouTube by CDBaby
Orkblut (Sieg oder Tod) · Abigor
Totschläger: A Saintslayer's Songbook
℗ 2020 W.T.C.PRODUCTIONS
Released on: 2020-12-08
Auto-generated by YouTube.
it's so aesthetic
wrong
right
they're doing this to me tomorrow
bloons is woke
i remember when a female dart monkey took over top r/btd6 for a month
Wyd when i sent 5 balloons in your mailbox
pretty sure this is about an ingame cosmetic that allows you to have a pride flag on your village
yop that
can't have kids seeing germany flag in their games
that's too woke for me

this is a pretty good black metal song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6eK-2OQtew
@harsh minnow sorry for lying to server members
i promise i will never do it again 
why doesn't she wear shoes when she s ON SNOW
Wordle 1,209 2/6
🟩🟨🟨⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
cheater
nah just goated
the answer makes sense tbh
you might know why when you get it
(||you carve pumpkins||)
After almost 100.000 votes and a pretty tight race at the end, Game of Codes won as this years JavaZone video! You asked for it, so we made it. Here it is!
2.500 developers – 90 presentations – 60 lightning talks – 12 workshops
That's JavaZone in Oslo Spektrum, September 9th–11th 2014.
Be there!
Topics include:
SECUR...
@nocturne bough
oxi porra
@timid saddle manda um pix ai
Fu Xuan best girl
manda a chave
alemão não cola na favela
how much will the price go down after next gen macbooks release
more than half raaaaah
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk será q eles sabem que a gente chama os cara de alemão aqui?
tbh
probably not by much
KKKKK nao
wtf 2500 for a laptop
alemão safado vai ficar furado 🔫 🇩🇪
why would you need such a high end laptop tho
what site is that
crapplr overpriced as usual
these things cost more than what my parents make in a month
damn
oh wow i got more money today from investing
or less
❓
you love third world countries
your parents make $13 a day?
hhls its called not being in america
why my cappuccino taste acidic
in some places its bad
i wish i could stay at my country, we need more trans people over here
or france
Invest into zoot ltd
fr*nch
investing
zeet ltd will eat up all your money
You really don't want to go to France. Stinks even more than Brazil

in america im allowed to have a credit card under my name for some reason
which apparently actually affects my credit score
rm -fr /
remove fr*nch language pack
In europe im allowed to buy a beer if i say its for my dad
Down in the negatives
only if i purchase too many vencord badges
I was able to buy beer at 16
how
lmao
Paris stinks

am in Japan now
this country just an upgraded version of serbia
http://javazone.no - Be afraid: the JavaZone X trailer is in your computer! Do you dare to watch?
If you want to translate the video, please create a .sub file for this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4RNw8A5L8
japan vpn is surprisingly fast lol
Yeah but the entirety of France stinks because of Paris
guh?
Petition to nuke serbia
paris people suck
I'll send you to the KotlinZone
if you gave that petition to the 4million people in Croatia, 3 million would sign
YES
Nvm ScalaZone
inhabitants: zoot
that is also okay
good
@keen junco so do this
my parents said there's gonna be a lot of pick pockets
scala amazing
@edgy ermine silly question
haiii
GroovyZone
u went too far
you are deranged
it should work
this is too far
i don't think it works w vpn
huh
Shit doesnt happen in my country and im in europe
but my country isnt the biggest tourist location and shit so
I know :3
i want eu citizenship
wait people live in france
pick pockets happen in like portugal
so slow man.......
I think you can only acquire it by working here for long enough or marrying someone from here
i think if you invest in shit in the eu you can get it
is Poland in eu
Oh I guess yeah if you're crazy rich you can also just buy it
but like a lot
Unfortunately
$500k to $2 million is what i heard
oki
eu is cool but if i had the choice between EU and america i would still probably choose america
so many opportunities here
My condolences
eu is bad on some stuff
Many opportunities to get killed by a gun
or get killed because ur hospital bill declined
unfortunately true
but i that means once im 21 i can get a gun too
but i think in CA i need a concealed carry permit
as long as you're not below upper middle class
You think they won't use a gun for that? This is 'murica baby
what is considered upper middle class
a lot of opportunites to eat 110199 kg of chemicals in ur food and drinks in america
financially secure-ish
most americans arent even that
one emergency would bankrupt them
mine runs it good
some of the indgredients in those things are illegal in my country like
but mines far from a shitbox
based
He just really loves tor browser
i think my family is financially "secure-ish"
they got me this macbook without a second thought
mine almost beat up my sister for asking
damn
for an iphone
does every iphone have omw by default
man imagine using tor and broadcasting that youre using it
thats so dumb
the entire point of tor is to maintain privacy
me rn
@open pasture @jaunty trellis @edgy ermine
uwu
can't networks see that you're on tor anyways
didn't some guy a while back get arrested for posting a bomb threat through tor but he was connected to his college internet?
yes
i use tor btw
you're untraceable, not invisible
bestie
i use Helena Web Browser
if you follow certain practices you can get quite close to being invisible
how to dodge the feds
who is
I'll win and beat the feds
zeet lives in everyone's walls
yop
zeetew
my SSD is running at KB speed, what does this mean
its bad
gay car
real
nevermind, it was idle
when yall play monopoly do yall "collect the jackpot" when you land on Free Parking
i make them pay 200 dollars if they land on it
Very good movie
hiii exhq
Due to popular demand I am switching away from PHP
good 
Alright @open pasture, in 2 hours: vendetta plugin that bootloops you
💡 Did you know you can set your timezone with "!timezone set"?
vendetta plugin that factory resets your device every time the app crashes
Me when-
Ahhhh
What is bro staring at
a worm
I thought you were calling me a worm, if you were then double fuck you
(I was staring at bro back when I took that photo)
i would never
Liar
no
Good morning chat
Gib me hot chocolate pls :3
with marshmellows ? :)
someone ping me
hi
How does this even happen
@winter needle
again
@winter needle
k thanks
too poor for marshmellows 😔
sadge
But but I’m bad at making them 
LUCKY STAR WILL REPOST
https://tenor.com/view/lucky-star-lucky-star-anime-gif-gif-1306017761372968656
nawww
NAWWWW
IT DIDNT COPY THE LAST LETTWE WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL FUCKERY 😭🙏
I CANT SPEL
HELP ME
afuiasergerghaERHGBUIO
:D
!!
did it
:3
very
enjoy a cat :)
Being in this chat is 100% better then listening to class frfr
from like a week ago I think or something
I have no clue what my teacher is saying
Anything is better then listening to class
eating @stark herald > listening to class
lol
kitty how could you
this is going in my vencord folder
Kitty set u up


no no i cant be seen like that
agreed 
i feel accidently setup, kitty.

MY NAME IS NOT KITTY
wait
it is
nvm
😭
Kitty
zaynedrift
I need to change my nickname
nuh uh
protest not changing kittys name
Nuh uh u are kitty now

Hey car
woahhh thats a strong word


insert nitro emoji here
nuh uh
Yuh uh



Its actually spelt jaslighting, you’ve been spelling it wrong your entire life
oh really?
Yeah
Oh hey did you know gullible is on the ceiling? Look up
nice try lung thief
It’s actually spelt jullible
damn you right.
nuh uh
lung??
im not a surjeon!!
Yooo I found the source of the funny drum set keyboard
am I cooked
insert ecstatic jaslijhting statement here
deep fried

Fr
vr iphone calculator when
what if I don't want to be cooked
git push --force 
pulling
rm -rf
git push yourgrandmadownthestairs

which device and what directory
git push down grandma:stairs
fuck it, rm -rfing both repos and playing adventure

hi!! how are you
thanks for nerding it for me I dont use terminal enough nor have enough understanding to format correctly 
wait does github have a storage limit for releases?
I bid you farewell on your departure
HAHAH LMAO

@jaunty trellis 
@daring cloud are you still alive
zorp zorp mrraow zorp zorp
man I gotta get image perms
zeep zorp zibbity vorp 
chat here for a bit and if a staff member is able to recognize you then you can ask them for image perms
yes
zzzzzzzzzzorp
nop
zib zib zib zib zib zib blablablablahblah 
omg is this an offer to me?
i wish you could send stickers universally without nitro
like in telegram
except telegram has a worse paywall 😭
vp FakeNitro
Allows you to stream in nitro quality, send fake emojis/stickers, use client themes and custom Discord notifications.
ArjixWasTaken, D3SOX, Vee, fawn, Captain, Nuckyz, AutumnVN
i'm on mobile
pyon or aliu?
neither
ios or android

which?
android
download aliucord or an older pyoncord install
horror
please upgrade immediately
android calls it play store
Yes...
bro doesn’t know android😭😭😭✌️✌️
LET ME BE REAL FOR A MINUTE
I THOUGHT
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME
ANDROID WAS JUST THE NAME OF THE ROBOT
THE GREEN ROBOT
THE MASCOT
I NEVER KNEW THE ACTUAL OPERATING SYSTEM WAS CALLED ANDROID
FRRR
dude thinking about it now
idk lets all find out
No
no
its fake
its a lie by the government to sell you a cheap alternative to iphones
anyone selling lunchly
No
I thought this alone was android, not the entire operating system
the operating system is just a side product
guys can we stop being sus
no
No
no dear god
why are y'all shooting me
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME TIRAMISU
They are a terminal
i will be contacting mailto:tiramisyuz@proton.me at approximately 12:20 for a simplistic ui design
wat
get abducted
so ur saying there’s a flaw in your system
why are u guys so smart? whys everyone a coder in here
is your name white enough to be on the hurricane name list
shut up whitename I cant code
Instantly saw my ex's name
im slowly ranking up the ladder
just wait
ill @ u one day and i’ll be higher above you
the crowd will say my name.
"slowly" is an overstatement
I sense a high ego from you
How to eat a chair: ||If you are reading this, it is already too late. You have been infected by the curse of pee pee poo poo man. If you don't copy and paste this on 5 different servers, you will face the consequences. I was a victim like you, trying to be free.||
crazy
i would advise you to take me serious.
shiver me timbers
Nuh uh
I need to sleep ;-;
shut up doofus.
your name matches you well. doofus.
OMG SHIVER ME TIMBERS IMA SO SCARED 
why can you not code
woah? the complete obvious answer ?
excuse you.
i would recommend you halt
nah I'd rather watch moistcritikal he's cool
How to eat a chair: ||If you are reading this, it is already too late. You have been infected by the curse of pee pee poo poo man. If you don't copy and paste this on 5 different servers, you will face the consequences. I was a victim like you, trying to be free.||
before i erupt
no you LLM chat model
LIKE BRO WE GET IT
why is everyone with the name josh or similar always stupid..
my name is stupid.. ? :(
Same?
that block button is gonna start getting some use again if I see more idiotic whitenames in chat who arent redeemable as cool
are you named josh
heh
people named jonas 
no ;3 
gwa
my name is batman.
I serve justice

close enough, also stupid
you're the first one im using that delicious red button on
dude u edited that way too fast
How to eat a chair: ||If you are reading this, it is already too late. You have been infected by the curse of pee pee poo poo man. If you don't copy and paste this on 5 different servers, you will face the consequences. I was a victim like you, trying to be free.||
lol 😜
chronically online much
I will keep sending
No pls
😢😢😢😢
you are two years old
What? No.
I dont even have a creative comeback to this, just execution
i have a question
whuh
yop
Android is android don’t mess with a robot
keyboard lessons for this guy when

Actually frosty outside today
indubitably
hey bud do u wanna fight?
cus i ain’t scared of a dweeb like you.
without doubt
if you can afford to make it to australia sure I guess I got nothing else going on today 
mic up in 2024💔💔💔💔
Heh aussie eh?
all the dots are connecting.
FOOL.
nah
are my periods intimidating?
I just live here
just wondering
and was born here
im not australian
Android I thought you were a robot…
what is even happening
my mother is a microwave and my father is a power brick (dont ask how thats possible)
You block me heh?

@pallid lichen i miss u
Is your brother the wifi?
petition to mute both joshy and sku for 7 days
why cant u let me troll
Wowowowoowow
agreed
took bro way too long to find that checkmark😭😭😭😭💔💔💔✌️✌️
admitting to trolling is wild
????
10 pull in hsr les go
sku and Android fighting?
is purple name higher than cyan name
im sick of talking to this guy
calm down snowflake its called dark humor.
my "cyan" is a custom role so no
omg ur so cool
i would love it too if i had a custom role in the vencord discord server
also use role names, not colours like a braindead child in kindergarten
stfu😭😭😭
are you learning your colours or something
take double dose
like grow up 
bro breathes and lives disxord
this is so unnecessary
triple dose and wash it down with vodka or cola
Blow
how was it
buh ive been using this keyboard for weeks now and im still not rly used to it
close joshy it's "blue" but you're getting there!
Take down your services
Femtanyl when
Make it red 
its an opioid
test failed, mods kick this child from aliens only
You say I am a child??
you failed the test
No you're Buddha's flying starship
i dont know much about it myself
it's part of a long list of drugs that ensure you don't wake up early and that your body doesn't remember anything
Bruddah! Where you get that haircut from?? Sorry I mean where did you get that buzz cut from 🤣
I only agree with the cat
me sometimes
@open pasture help
Embed catastrophe
doofus my love ur back
Thank you lovely human
not right now
I'm android
Thank you lovely smart phone
uhhh. Thank you lovely unhuman
why is your apple icon a creature
Who doesn’t like creatures

Airplane mode
true
Uhh.. German? Idk I don’t have my plugin rn :(
no
I tried
Dutch
it looks like dutch
Durch
Durch
I love Durch

Ik spreek durch, niet nederlands of dutch.. durch.
ya
man I might as well dm ven for image perms 😭
ur gonna be my dutch durch teacher, totally don't have to learn this language for my job 
what is she cooking
METH!!!!!

nee fuck jou zuig een ei 
why did you tell me to shut up
That’s so mean
i ate all the coins
whgar
Sad
Your name!!
oh
yeah but now if you shake me i make a jingly sound
I’m just messing
shakes aggressively
AAAAAAAAH
OWWW
@lost furnace I
I BURNED MY FINGERRR
sory
ugh oh
omg thats me after accidentally "putting someone to sleep"
Android!!
vencord is gay leaves
I’m stealing this
oww
my finger hurts now
someone chop my finger off please
because where would I feel the pain? in the finger?
wha
why
I burned myself by accident on a candle
idk what you're apologising for
i was gonna listen to more music and then i let out a bit yawn and thats how i realized its 2am
i will head to bed
The
No
might still talk for a bit but i dunnos
i heard karma is real
im gonna light you on fire
hi!! How are you?
im a pumpkin
I’m a toothbrush
im doing okay
reddit karma is realer tho
That’s good :) how did today go??
it was alright, not too stressful though i did wish i got to eat my food while it was still hot
i had to work so by the time i got home i had to reheat it
wondering what they said
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE I HATE GAMBLING I HATE GAMBLING
Awhh I’m sorry. Cold food isn’t good at all :( unless it’s a lunchable
that's so true
gonna be real
hihi littwle gays
You’re an Aussie?
duh
You don’t exist. Sorry
id rather not exist
Same bestie
Yuck the French
didnt mrbeast make his own lunchables?
It’s ass
they're life threatening too
no no your an okay French <3
so bad people die afterwards
yeah they didnt put those shelf-life extending chemicals so theres mold on the food or smth
YEAH
like
tbh
I think its never coming to australia
i dont like how he's collaborating with prime
because shipping would mean
jake paul
the mr beast lunchable is like a lunchable but instead of actually having food it has youtuber made junk and is extremely bad for you
vencorf
im on a roll today
lunchy could be just illegal in australia due to shipping causing them all to becoming a health hazard, rare w being an upside down island the size of mainland europe not including russia
fortunate
@open pasture rewrite venbot in swift
very
oh also
my little half brother
who is like
5
is asking for prime now
from me and my mother
EW.
true
i think i have most of the stuff implemented
skill issue 128gb ftw (except fuck genshin on mobile tbh)
I’m eepy. Goodbye French and aussies.
average tiramisu luck
dont let the vencord monster haunt your brain with husks and frs

shiggy and you will protect me. Baii baii
and cozycat
@nocturne bough
and vennie
I'm still waiting on shipping estimate from sho to but the vennie plush
lmaoo
the 4 protectors of vencord: shiggy, vennie, blobcatcozy, me
my condolences
skill issue
just get more storage
download it off the internet
trust
zzz runs fine on iphone 12 (except obviously heating up, thats just iphones being iphones atp)
even at high settings I dont have a problem with getting a stable frame rate
I still play on low tho to save battery









