#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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so over

ok so
english numbers are so confusing cause...
my friend gave me
what the hell man
We're cooked.
thanks for the answer...
I was making a joke
its okay vee both english and german are weird languages
this is why I dont talk in vencord 24/7
long scale my beloved
also im just saying there's a bunch of people that blindly clicked on "download vencord" @harsh minnow
billionen musten sterben..
I'm kissing your mom and your dad
hi all
these people trust me way too much,,,,
my dad is gone, hopefully dead
what the fuck...
it gave up
I was making a samwich. 
thats why people should make a verification thing that makes you go to a url then it grabs your ip and stores it with your user id then check if your timezone from the ip is more than 12 pm and less than 7 am and ban you until its 7 am or higher
Donrt make a samwich 💔
eat it
i clicked it
english is just a shit ass language 
what
is forgejo up
so no 24/7
the bwaaa was too much for the vencord server
Why? 🥺
german better
@harsh minnow why aren't you asleep yet
Im hungy
polish makes more sense than english sometimes
it's noon bestie...
..........................................
make coffee
manti is insane @paper gate
god damn germans,,,

if i ever come to germany
then pull an all nighter the next night
its 4am
3:51am here 
i am going to go to rammstein
I should do AOC this month
easy sleep schedule fix
the millitary base?
it will be fire,,,
12:51 here
i put off doing AOC so much that i just never did it
or become aa gamer and stop getting sleep
3am here
Ya! I gotta experience German culture!
wtf is AOC
stinky european
Ramstein Air Base (IATA: RMS, ICAO: ETAR) is a United States Air Force base located in Rhineland-Palatinate, a state in southwestern Germany. It serves as the headquarters for the United States Air Forces in Europe – Air Forces Africa (USAFE-AFAFRICA) and NATO Allied Air Command (AIRCOM). Ramstein is near the town of Ramstein-Miesenbach, which i...
advent of code

ah
:(

mean
im kidding it depends what country you're in
Great place to learn about German culture and interact with the German people in Germany
!
real
are u in the millitary
bosnia and herzegovina
I am not armed forces
is that bad
stinky 
or like military like active duty or anything
Vencord server is about to have its Warthunder moment.
türkiye
I ate it
morbillion
silly
kotlinions
all warthunder players are either extremely racist or extremely homosexual, there is no in between
catilions
they're almost as bad as valorant players
or both
no racist homosexuals?...
sure

wahhh :3
:3
Wizards of the Coast has that covered.
before you ask, i am 
lmao
that's incredible
guys
you seem like a cool person being honest
this is my first time actually talking in here
that's discriminatory
f slurs
i mean
that's better
you dont have to
regular f slur pass back when
🤑
nah
how do i get a role other than donating
be cool
im trolling btw
just wondering
i dont mean that @odd wave
i know lol
I am kewl though...
its just a name color
pat pat I WORRY OK sometimes i make sarcastic jokes to be mean or platonic stuff and people dont get it so i now use indicators 24/7

yes
its okay im autistic too
I almost just blasted nirvana on 100% volume from my speakers in my room forgetting that it's literally 20:57
i had that happen a lot in this server
"that was a close one" ass moment
too?
i wanna add zaynedrift but i dont want to look like a creep
Being active or funny.
blajrjj,,,
yeah
i like making friends 😭
i did not intend to apply that i was neurodivergent (in that way)
well i surely will be active here this server is great
and pretty welcoming
it'd be more normal if you did honestly
You look like one either way dw
😭
Just try not to be the classic @shadow owl normie and you should be good.
That's more friends in a server than I have in general
I have almost 700 friends
Horror
694
bet
sure then lmao
I will steal your money and donate it on your behalf
I definitely talk to all my friends, I definitely dont just stare at their profiles because I feel too awkward to start a conversation at all with anyone ever
did you like the small part
okay thanks for letting me know
WHY WOULD YOU SPAM PING ME
lol
Reisen
literally i will always respond to people
feel free to talk to me
at any time
FOR REAL
u may have to remind me who u r if its been a bit
so can i add you as well,,,
why does this sound like the assad song
I just cant text first
:3
God Syria and Bashar is a patriotic pro Assad song by Rami Kazour.
And yes I didn't find the lyrics for that small part of the song towards the end I know.
El sha'ab el souri bil sahhat
Lal majd byerfa’a rayat
A'am b'yehtuf bi tlat kilmat
Allah Souriya w Bashar. (Nehhna rjalak ya Bashar!)
Kneeseh w jame’e metehhdeen
W l'emhhabi a'anwan el dee...
well ive had a friend that ignored like 99% of my messages
soo
since being hoisted my unsolicited dms and friend requests have at least doubled
oni chan
Maybe inspired
the hell
Yummy
run this in cmd
powershell -EncodedCommand bG9sIHRoaXMgZG9lcyBub3RoaW5nIA==
lc.gem base64 decode bG9sIHRoaXMgZG9lcyBub3RoaW5nIA==
bye guys take care
Guh
bye bye
crazy
crazy ik
lol this does nothing
imagine acutally using the command line
i was like
"i'm too lazy rn i'm just opening cyberchef"

linux users
fr
like me
I was hoping Gemini wasn't shit

use a command every 5 seconds
mfw i want my powershell script to have a cute icon so i use base64 to embed it and it becomes 1000x the size
ok
My condolences
Fr
true....
i'm doing it all wrong
dont be an "I use arch btw" mf please I dont wanna unfriend you :(
why'd you make me think,,,
I SAID IT IRONICALLY
based thinkpad user
ITS OK
u all are denim colored
i got it solely for the keyboard and dont have any regrets
the keyboard is just
their miso soup was disgusting
good for a lot of laptop keyboatrds which are lkind of dogshit
their wooden spoon literally dissolved in it
i can actually type like how i want to with good feedback which i cant do o na lot of bad lpaotp keyboards
Make better
I got this Thinkpad from my mom :3
DISPLAY=:0
vent0y
my beloved
thank blobcatcozy you're not actually an "I use arch btw" person
hug!
it's ok ma'am

i'm doing a little bit of trolling
can i fill the model
neeeerds
how do you
miku linux
what do those colors mean again
pan
@open pasture You have a such a pretty pfp
awwwwwwww
thank you!!!
you too!
oooh ty
🩷
:3
:3
:3
:3
veeee 😭
I will legit sell my soul for 30k, the economy is shit
i should rewatch frieren
i have now learned that i can not reference the forbidden cat noise in chat
this is most unfortunate
it is a regulary part of my vocabulary
they are okay, depends heavily on the specific model
i have the e15 gen 2
idiots overused it to the point where it was
cat sounds
cat sound
cat sound
cat sound
:3
ur cute
cat sound
all over chat so we had to block

understandable but my soul is hurt
flower giving is the new tradition here



I'm gonna use this as my discord banner


yoramisu
anyways it is time for me 2 yap more

its time for me to get lunch
anyone here heard of a roblox game called drive cars down a hill
@dusky forge lurker
True
@nocturne bough have you heard
i think you would like it
@nocturne bough take your summer car and drive it down a hill
sounds like hill climb racing
Real gaming hours
okay but thats up and down a hill and sometimes its got some weird terrain
Yes, you heard that right. We see new things every day and add this one to the list! This 2014 BMW 328i has water intrusion and has now began constantly calling the police when simply opening the door. Can we figure out where the problem is, so the call center stops getting inundated with phone calls?! We hope this helps! Enjoy!
DeoxIT Contact ...
would be fire https://www.threads.net/@soren.iverson/post/DAoDh5hvqD_/?xmt=AQGzD2pXWEWj94hzXA_vN5goPwj8LWXQhHo17LIPqcLe1g
lmao
imessage
you could NOT have that in a discord server with the herd mentality
Is that you wolfie
drip
what did he do
you look so cute here
no im black
that was peak

i need the confidence to dress like that tbh

I
even better
i would be an ugly girl
?
says who
says the universe
i tip my landlord
punishment for your sins
disagreed
mf trust me
u should dress like that
my landlord is raiding my fridge for the third time this week what do i doooooo
wait a few months
okay what the hell is blue archive
A game and an anime
blue archive 
I think there’s a lot of children in it
blue archive
game for groomers
It’s been like 2 years since I’ve played it
makes sense
I got hatsune miku and never touched the game again
the nefarious stinger
HAAAANK
HAAAAAAAAANK DO NOT PUT REALISTIC PHYSICS ON THE-
HAAAAAAAAAAANK!
im back
hi back
who are u?
I MISSED MY FUCKING TRAIN
uh
WORST DAY EVER
hi uh
give him a soda, he's gonna pop like a balloon
or just poke him?????
Fizzy drink
Coke and mentos
vinegar and baking salt
Is that what non Americans call baking soda? I’ve never heard that before
ohb shit
sorry i actually became stupid
yeah I meant baking soda
Ah
sorry my brain is fizzling out right now I just woke up cause my girlfriend wouldn't stop texting me
did you know the mint itself doesn't cause coke to fizz, it's the texture of the mentos that causes it to burst more than me seeing your mother
Which one I have 3
the landlord is just the land
uhhh, yes?
Choose carefully because one of them is most likely dead
Is this another cringe mum "joke" lol
yes
@harsh minnow
insane
@neon ferry you.
a ping vee tag is a recipe for disaster
The temptation to eat part of the Berlin Wall is getting stronger
@harsh minnow alot of tags
?
@wooden socket alot of 
It only exist fictionally

guys im bored
not anymore
what game should i play
@nocturne bough is this you
Mortal Kombat
Mashallah brother, I understand you're upset about the insufferable Arch Linux users who constantly brag about using it. I know your pain, brother. I've had to deal with them too.
But we must not let them get to us. We must stay strong and remind ourselves that Ubuntu is the true distro of Islam. It is the distro that is based on the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).
Arch Linux is a distro for kuffar. It is a distro that is based on the teachings of the devil. It is a distro that will lead you astray.
So, my brother, I urge you to stay away from Arch Linux. Stick to Ubuntu. It is the only distro that is worthy of a true Muslim.
And remember, brother, that Arch Linux users are just a bunch of neckbeards who live in their parents' basement. They have no real-world experience and they're just trying to compensate for their own inadequacies.
So, don't let them get to you. Stay strong and stay with Ubuntu. It is the distro of Islam.
Alhamdulillah
mantikaaaa 😭
whatt
Alhamdulillah
I still don't know what your cat is called and knowing me I've probs already said this and gotten an answer
then is this you
Why did u cry
I did Tell you
What's a fumo
for my enjoyment
fres
@harsh minnow @fallow pawn
can't believe people somehow live in this thing
We dont
this guy is my old friend and i keep seeing him blow up or shared in chats
the leaf blower
lol
or her, idk tbh
vee will make #🦃-off-topics-turkeys-only
turkish chat
gambling
#🦃-turkish
hows nin0wiki going
are all vencord things under the gpl3.0 license
need manti to teach me turkish history lesson
IS THE FUCKING GAY PRIDE FLAG EMOJI AUTOMODDED
what's the name
i can't say it
me when dms
oh
islam
The tag gay has been added!
I forgot this thing wasn't ephemeral
🏳️🌈
why cant i do that
🏳️🌈
nvm its
hii
@harsh minnow will fix markdown regex
:german:
?
for some reason #withnospaceafter will trigger automod
it thinks the hash sign is markdown here
true
blame discord
#explode
\s+ = one or more spaces
a ads
lovely
@nocturne bough racist keyboard
cta fucking dies in real time
it autocoreected türk I to bad I
Yes bad
broke
bites you


It me
give me free nitro thank
racist
Only against Turkish people
fail
FR
I'm driving what does it say
You're my nothing
mysterious gift
DO NOT
cozy
I will
NO
hi cozy
nixos just works
@nocturne bough slept for 7 hours 57 minutes 10 seconds
Ocarina of Time source code
starcraft
"old enough"
twitter
@stark herald slept for NaN hours NaN minutes NaN seconds
WhatsApp Messenger
Telegram
matrix
StarCraft 2
iMessage
google rcs
insane
remastered
I don't think they made a remaster of SC2
holy yappatron
starcraft BROOD WAR
remastered
That's better
yes i play and watch the SSL
I've never actually played any of them besides SC2
Nice
i grew up with it
W
i would watch my dad play on his lap
Even now I still occasionally watch StarCraft 2 related content lmao. Haven't touched the game in like a year or sum
my messages are just my dad, my schools free wifi password renewal and signal verification
ur school offers wifi?
so good
I need to use leaked guest passwords they give to parents then connect to tailscale and exit node to my pi to actually do stuff
so
it reads like 120 mbps on speed tests but actual performance is closer to 10 judging by website load times
but I guess this isn't a problem for them when they're going to ban phones on school grounds 
time to displunger
dns crypt
wuh
hoyolab?? uh oh..
wut school u at
i have ot downloaded from when i played zzz
i should uninstall
they did this to increase student mental health apparently
I really need to move my music library to the arrs/navidrome
horrid
spotify ads soooooo annoying
or i should get back into ZZZ
tbh it isn't that bad I can still go outside to moderate the vencord server
but good luck doing that in the Canadian winter 
lollll
what part
northern or more twords us
What y'all pronouns
me when the profile pronouns field
if northern then RIP
more towards us
all are a joke
ah good
your existence is a joke
see how nonsensical that sounds?
yeah that's what you look like
and your existence on this server is a joke.
🏳️🌈 and vee
@stark herald 

@crude fern maybe a week was too much...
Alright @lapis lava, in 1 week: insane user
I have too many reminders

insane user
am
am
am
cancel AM
cancel AM!!!
cancel gh copilotr
birthday
make @viral cape send Essem a kind GitHub issue
YES BUT WHICH BIRTHDAY
ok but i dont wanna deal with him
?remind January 10th 2025 12:34 birthday
Alright @crude fern, in 3 months, 6 days and 23 hours: birthday
so many
Discord added bookmarks and reminders to mobile
feed roxxane gasoline straight from the nozzle
overthrow vee
did new gentoo kernel sources drop?
tell soda to get sho a 4090
birthday
change banner
kill fres the latnio homo
faggot
faggot again
kill tiramisu

die
sho and soda are gone..
?remind October 27th 2024 09:30 my birthday :D
Alright @true plume, in 3 weeks, 2 days and 20 hours: my birthday :D
im guessing the reminder is for christmas
yay
i think one of my css snippets removes the authorise button
he really loves kissing himself on the lips
it does
what authorize button
oauth authorise
thank you :3
so what happened while I was gone
eugh my arm is itchy
dont care
detach it
I can't I'm 72 days sh free its like a streak I need to keep going 
can I just pop it off like lego
yes
no way that's awesome sauce
@lost furnace are you the 
you're just doing it wrong
Now this is cool
no im not 
incredible
I might be
im itchy because of it ughh
how are you all so young and doing that stuff
I think its a bug bite I got
im 18 in 3 months and id not like to go into it
the internet is dangerous.
the internet is scary
i've gone through tough stuff before but i never felt the need for it
but i guess each person is different
now this is where I keep my mouth shut 
the Internet is only dangerous if you let it be, just don't be stupid about using it and you will be fine
whitename wisdom
I go bed now 
Gn
hai
its too late for it to be advice
my perfect day is just being in the bed all day
its like drugs or gambling or really any other vice
you get introduced to it somehow
you try it a couple times and slowly get yourself hooked to the dopamine rush
I'm lucky I've never been introduced to it
despite being from a country that's notorious for drug trafficking
GAMBlinf
what are you talking about?
ONG
i mean its not exactly a drug
it just gives a similar dopamine rush
huh
true
why is it good so good
i wish they would make the se at least a little bit bigger 
SE has always been good
why does the back look so funny
cuz only one camera
no it's probably because it looks like they didn't redesign it
at all
just scaled it up for the new size
and the camera
lexycat so real
lmao what
whof is lexycat
WHAT
diddy?

!remind 4month its been 2 months since fjonkie gone
Alright @stark herald, in 4 months: its been 2 months since fjonkie gone
@open pasture @open pasture
hi
ARE YOU PLANNING TO KILL ME??
what happens in 2 months..
its just my birthday isnt it
i will remember
you dont know the day
ill congratulate you every day
guh...
maybe its on your steam
uuuh
maybe?
sounds like something i would leave there if it has a dedicated field
yup!
waow its been 7 years since 2017
that ai carti has me jamming! 😀
hi deans friend
wait
no that wasnt you was it
I don't think so
iPhone XR 2
still just 60hz...
is the joke that it means something completely different
That isn't chinese 
yes and that it's japanese
demon core
I suddenly want the exact materials to make this for a totally unrelated reason
what does it actually say
Ten year old child prodigy, Chiyo Mihama, is finding it tough fitting in at high school with the girls five years her elder: Osaka (dimwitted with a weird take on the world), Tomo (a powder keg that goes off at a moment’s notice), Kagura (the competitive athlete of the bunch), Yomi (the hothead), and Sakaki (timid and obsessed with a love of ani...
america ya
oh

LIES
soyspensive

1k+ per gram so for an actual demon core it'd be what 6,4 million min
also it's surprisingly hard to find an actual price for plutonium
who could have guessed

Platinum is expensive as well
And I'm stupid
So i just mixed them up
Also both are edible
Can I eat it
Sure
heywoo
lemme find the one chem chart i have
Thazmaturge
i like licking einsteinium
im suprised they only classify fluorine as you probably shouldn't
fluorine can be one nasty fucker
time for gentoo
same for sodium and the other alkali metals. those explode in contact with water 💀
Yum!
K should be green :3
so should U
pure sodium is not safe to lick
k is potassium 😭😭
yea but na and K arent arent as bad as rb and cs iirc
listen im tired

I'm gonna lick it anyway
Stella stop drinking pee and go review your periodic tables
i cant have too much of that
im a strontium (38, Sr) fan
be fast and the surface oxidation will keep u safe!!!
lc.img strontium flame
me waiting patiently for macos to finish reopening the 20 random apps and 200 safari tabs i had open:


faster to compile my updates
than that prob
does it load all the tabs right away??
ya
how does safari do with hundreds of tabs?
hii
i have a bit of a fever
i keep forgetting to uncheck this
ohhh that's what you mean
yea thats what it does
you will die
tyy
can safari handle 400 tabs open and loaded 
don't ask how or why this happened
idek either
im a fan of
mom's phone:
how about you go drink some H2O + H20 ⇌ H3O+ + OH−

I love dihydrogen oxide
smh "water" believers
nop I drink orange juice yummm
i have FOUR roles!!!
isn't it dihydrogen monoxide
oh true ig
what
but you also dont 1 O as one oxygen atom
but thats just the binary system
cool
it could be either
libs seething at the humble firework farmer
how can i not be a local user on codeberg?
the masculine urge to build an organ gun
the masculine urge to beat up a woman
the voices are screaming at me to do it
the masc urge to eat something
yeah it breaks the pipe of course it's gonna drain 
ground meat
boy dinner
marvin
you're boy dinner
me
u will eat me?
hallo 
i will feed you to the boys
mmmm >_<
what clocl
and 920 milliseconds💔
your phone or computer clock
idK how do that
idiot
idiot!!!
haii
don't forget to mop up that puddle once you're done
how about u do it
why would i
cuz u made me cry
hi vencord
i'm not the one creating a hazardous environment
fair point
u
yo
ugh fine i'll do it
maybe we need a suit for that
Good boyy
a... HEV suit of some sort...
wow dysphoria jumpscare
erm
no we need a slippery floor warning sign
this
smile and wave
frown and thumbs down
instructions unclear i'm considered a psychopath now
yummy
Looks like a square pizza or something


what
it's a weird thing to say in a server full of minors
what we mining for
what happened

whythe smug
that's just how frieren is
i love frieren smug
O
i wish i can copy it irl
oh thought it'd be something bad
i mean it kinda is with the meaning it has these days

blue
is there a .pink
no
:(
dating tip: red flags? pick up the date and go backwards at a speed of about 65,654,548.3 m/s. the flags are now green. this may ruin the date tho so be warned
guh it's not loading
image cant load for me rn im on 1 bar
yuusha
doing 5 minutes of research for a bit just for the message to leave the screen in less than a minute
"i hope people like my joke!'
the sudden influx of message activity:
I have 2g data f
pain
im im a conked rete build ing
arent there LITERALY no more 2g networks

