🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[paper gate]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is grape!

[paper gate]

grape

[lapis lava]

yop

[small jungle]

wine cat

[rich hornet]

ouprle

[hushed hedge]

Hei guys anybody can help me with custom typescript? i have some questions, (with api, and discordbot connection...)

[lapis lava]

we know

[slow crag]

grape

[paper gate]

@noble quest you

we must figure out how discord doesi t

[lapis lava]

ever heard of not spamming your question

[solemn plank]

if its a selfbot then no

[cosmic otter]

we can tell if you're racist the second you join

[merry sundial]

@paper gate is there a meowers role here

[lapis lava]

luckily no

[paper gate]

twixieeee

[slow crag]

I wish i didn't know the discord api because the api sucks

[merry sundial]

wsdym luckily no :(

[lapis lava]

or give 5$ to vee and get mowers role

[open pasture]

wawawowie

[merry sundial]

do i have to pay monthly

[noble quest]

guhh

[paper gate]

it is important

[fallow pawn]

sane

[cosmic otter]

I can't tell if you're calling us racist or saying we don't ban racists fast enough

[open pasture]

how much so i can make cat noises?

[cosmic otter]

none

[noble quest]

i think its the former

[cosmic otter]

true

[fallow pawn]

purple color so dark

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is grape!

[cosmic otter]

we are the racists that got past the older mods

[paper gate]

wing is racist

yop

[solemn plank]

no, they actually mark you as "fit for mod"

[fresh ledge]

So many blobcatcozy

[cosmic otter]

if you're racist and manage to skirt the line you get promoted

[mystic salmon]

The the

[sudden sun]

same

[restive blade]

what if you spoke normally

[solemn plank]

they call me "Th

[cosmic otter]

samara the only exception

[paper gate]

yop

[paper gate]

what does that mean

[cosmic otter]

samara is the wokest of the staff

[solemn plank]

... are those rocks

[mystic salmon]

Recipe requires lava

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter

[solemn plank]

one of them

[main wyvern]

Car

[cosmic otter]

samara actually turned the rest of us woke

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[fresh ledge]

British cat (it will shank you)

[slow crag]

what even is that

[paper gate]

sea shells i think

https://tenor.com/view/attention-please-cat-tap-taps-gif-5432599416590279415

[mystic salmon]

On the sea shore?

[paper gate]

maybe

[merry sundial]

i cant donate my card declined github

womp womp

[cosmic otter]

i don't think we can make your card not decline

[stark herald]

@paper gate

[mystic salmon]

Will the value of those shells fall?

[slow crag]

why does he look like that

[solemn plank]

lol remember when @winter girder's cashapp fucked them over

[paper gate]

sadan.

[fresh ledge]

Where do you get these from

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter

[cosmic otter]

@paper gate there is an imposter among us

[paper gate]

the internet

[paper gate]

who

[noble quest]

@paper gate

[slow crag]

funny radiation treatment

[open pasture]

[paper gate]

yes

[solemn plank]

that cat is fighting cancer and WINNING. 🔥

[paper gate]

okay

[merry sundial]

minkyactive

[fresh ledge]

Yeh but like where, anywhere specific

[edgy ermine]

first thing i did after getting my calculator was jailbreak it

real

[fallow pawn]

😭

[merry sundial]

i wanna put chatgpt on it to see what happens but i learned tharts hard asf

[harsh minnow]

idc man I don't even know who this kid is

[mystic salmon]

Living organisms are actually naturally radioactive

[stark herald]

October! finally!

[edgy ermine]

the ti 84 doesn't have a network card

[slow crag]

lmao

[edgy ermine]

im not destroying my calculator that costs hundreds of dollars

ya ik

[harsh minnow]

if someone is nice im always happy to help

if I tell someone to fuck off it means they were very obnoxious

[mystic salmon]

Not to this degree ofc

[merry sundial]

yeah ik thats why its hard.

I have the 85 Plus C Silver ed

[stark herald]

i will make drama and vencord fork frescord

[edgy ermine]

i kinda need this calculator for the upcoming tests anyways

[fallow pawn]

swiftui introducing basic features so late man

[edgy ermine]

solution: ||uikit||

[stark herald]

test

[void ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[fallow pawn]

I would use uikit but im too deep in

[pine zephyr]

😭

[gusty dragon]

what should I do before a run that starts in 2 hours

[edgy ermine]

has anyone here ever homebrewed a 3ds with NinjaHaxx or PicHaxx

[stark herald]

i willl make vencord offtopic september stats

[edgy ermine]

apparently this funny calculator jailbreak abuses the Cabri Jr app

you load a fake drawing and it executes code

lmfao

[mystic salmon]

Lol

[cosmic otter]

like what

[slow crag]

imagine bookmarking something and then nitro running out then you just can't access it unless you pay discord $10

[cosmic otter]

im curious

[pine zephyr]

Chat what do u think of Fandeltales on youtube

[harsh minnow]

I literally just aired their dm cause why would I reply to that

I never said fuck off lol

[worldly vessel]

Is vencord just full of programmers because I often see alot of jibber jabber that I don't understand but it sounds very technical

[harsh minnow]

yes

[worldly vessel]

Ah

[pine zephyr]

no

[stark herald]

A

WHAT

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is grape!

[stark herald]

so dark..

[worldly vessel]

Mixed messages here

[pine zephyr]

we are mentally prepare for a attack

[slow crag]

is their account being deleted related to the random fork of vesktop

[merry sundial]

blah blah C++ programming cpu memory leak

[pine zephyr]

to control the opposing enemy

[worldly vessel]

Mhm

[slow crag]

why is it taking so long

[edgy ermine]

TI moment

[slow crag]

its been going for like a minute

[paper gate]

HHLS

[edgy ermine]

because it's a blocking disk operation

[edgy ermine]

haii

[paper gate]

i should make kotlin ti84 bindings

[fallow pawn]

compact sections

[slow crag]

i ran sync beforehand....

[edgy ermine]

yall always make me double check the videos i send

[noble quest]

why is there a TI jailbreak

[shrewd imp]

Kotlin bindings for TI-84 are very difficult to achieve.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

short phrase why this is a bad idea

[merry sundial]

you should listen to https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7cpKoLkkg28 very good song yes yes

[noble quest]

what does that even do

[cosmic otter]

what that

[stark herald]

@paper gate it said u cant

[edgy ermine]

lets you run unsigned assembly code apparently

[paper gate]

why can you use apps here

how

[noble quest]

wait, why do you need code to be signed to run it

[slow crag]

its regular+

[noble quest]

cant the TI-84 run any unsigned code

[stark herald]

zeet's app perms were specifically taken from him he doesnt know

[fallow pawn]

small spacings like this

[paper gate]

samara science

[merry sundial]

give me the app perms

:3

[edgy ermine]

i actually got no clue

[fallow pawn]

gotta deal with it being big

[solemn plank]

coward

[cosmic otter]

can you not customize the spacing between items

[paper gate]

nop

[cosmic otter]

crazy

[lapis lava]

guhh gaming

[stark herald]

@harsh minnow veee make zeet's fake husk count in vrlb husk

[paper gate]

how do i tell if a string is a unicode emoji or a guild emoji @cosmic otter

[merry sundial]

is nitro emerald a vencord thing

[fallow pawn]

I deploy for 15.0+

[paper gate]

favorites just stores them as a single string

[merry sundial]

sure does seem like it

[paper gate]

id or emoji name

[cosmic otter]

terrible

absolutely terrible

[fallow pawn]

xd

[merry sundial]

so optimized

[stark herald]

isnt it easy

[merry sundial]

dictionaries are always better though 😎

[stark herald]

guild emoji regex if it doesnt match it should be unicode

[paper gate]

i could use regex to check if its all numbvers i guess but that seems inefficent

[cosmic otter]

in compose land we just have Arrangement.spacedBy

[noble quest]

there is a field if it is unicode iirc

[edgy ermine]

i kicked my ethernet cable

sorry

[paper gate]

guh??

[edgy ermine]

shigai is back now

[noble quest]

or just use regex

[paper gate]

do i need to update my protobuf

[fallow pawn]

uikit land we have

override func tableView(_ tableView: UITableView, heightForHeaderInSection section: Int) -> CGFloat {}```

[paper gate]

whats CGFloat

[solemn plank]

coconut gun

[merry sundial]

its a CGFloat

[cosmic otter]

crazy

[paper gate]

i love compose @cosmic otter

[fallow pawn]

https://developer.apple.com/documentation/corefoundation/cgfloat

[merry sundial]

malware

[solemn plank]

Dude, this car is ASS!

[merry sundial]

woah

do not hate on the car

[cosmic otter]

https://developer.android.com/reference/kotlin/androidx/compose/foundation/layout/Arrangement

[merry sundial]

apple is malware

[merry sundial]

safe 👍

[paper gate]

apple docs wont load for me

[fallow pawn]

added in 1.0.0 😭

apple could never

[merry sundial]

he used to be 3d

[cosmic otter]

compose is independent of android

[merry sundial]

he got downgraded back to 2d

[paper gate]

the sane way

[fallow pawn]

we dont have that luxury ..

[cosmic otter]

its just a library you can add

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn you will make ui library for ios

[fallow pawn]

though I do like my small apps

[merry sundial]

which is android based off of more closely to

debian

[pine zephyr]

the future sounds ass

[merry sundial]

or

arch

or

[fallow pawn]

I love compiling 200kb ios app

[merry sundial]

fedora

[paper gate]

neither

[cosmic otter]

its not really based off any specific distro

[edgy ermine]

you will take my iphone 5 from my cold dead hands

[merry sundial]

it must be close in some ways

[cosmic otter]

it is a tradeoff

[paper gate]

they have modified kernel https://cs.android.com/android/kernel/superproject

[edgy ermine]

my iphone 5 is going nowhere

[cosmic otter]

one that i am very much willing to make

[edgy ermine]

i love ios 6

[lapis lava]

Cadence for ios

[paper gate]

i love compose

[solemn plank]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zsf3j_GOI0

[paper gate]

its the only ui library i like developing

[cosmic otter]

libraries do still support specific android versions

[lapis lava]

I use Views

just Views

no fragments only Views

[cosmic otter]

compose for example requires at least android 5

[paper gate]

yop

[patent wind]

I just want you to know that ya'll are nice people :D

[lapis lava]

@paper gate rewrite Vencord in Compose Web

[merry sundial]

goodbye vendor chat

[keen junco]

@paper gate my tummy hurts, stop it

[paper gate]

nop

@merry sundial

[fallow pawn]

wait

[keen junco]

You're staying

[merry sundial]

i must leave my math class so i must drive home

[fallow pawn]

I found a work around but it requires me adding another dependancy

vexxedtomato

[stark herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1116391023283818539/1129428028259324074/20230626_035434_-_Copy_4.gif

[fallow pawn]

I hate

[keen junco]

You're staying in math class sorry

[paper gate]

tomato

[pine zephyr]

If I Back It Up

[paper gate]

dont wrekc

[merry sundial]

fuck no ive been here for 4 hours

[paper gate]

@keen junco is evil

[merry sundial]

i HATE this class

[keen junco]

4 more hours for you

[merry sundial]

It's 8pm

[cosmic otter]

@keen junco signed you up for advanced placement escalator riding

[merry sundial]

The building closes at 9

or 10

[paper gate]

wing forgets to sleep

[keen junco]

I already cancelled my membership

[cosmic otter]

i failed my sleeping class

[keen junco]

You're staying the night

[lapis lava]

@keen junco signed you up to Nitro Premium

[stark herald]

@paper gate you havent blinked in hours

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter 25 patches in frecents plugin

[keen junco]

I was already subscribed

[paper gate]

yop

[fallow pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3OKd5b2Rlw

[paper gate]

my huskbot

[pine zephyr]

wtf is 16d

[keen junco]

sweet little zooter

[pine zephyr]

and why do i hear it spin

[paper gate]

papa marvin

[cosmic otter]

you will git submodule dolfers protos repo

[lapis lava]

bumble veeee 😭

[keen junco]

No

[paper gate]

i dont think it would work easily like that

[stark herald]

helpp

[solemn plank]

tag urself

[bleak violet]

I'm so fat that when I type, discord says "several people is typing..."

[stark herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762529483567136779/1203055337247215636/slownet.gif

[solemn plank]

drink your can like a baby.

[stark herald]

@paper gate husk

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter you use this

@stark herald explode

[plush notch]

guhh explodes zeet

[lapis lava]

@plush notch Fras.

[plush notch]

nin0

when nin1

[night cape]

lose some weight

[lapis lava]

fake vee

[plush notch]

@lapis lava @lapis lava

i will make vencord offtopic september stats

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow in 3:30 hours octoberglöckchen

[noble quest]

@plush notch fake fres

[plush notch]

true

[lapis lava]

?remind 3:29 vee will change name

[river thunder]

Alright @lapis lava, in 6 hours, 57 minutes and 49 seconds: vee will change name

[lapis lava]

DIEEEE

[paper gate]

nino

[stark herald]

i have the best idea

[boreal torrent]

q

[stark herald]

@lapis lava nodejs thing that takes a PSD file and looks for text layers with "eval" in name and evals their content then renders as image

rate idea

[boreal torrent]

neurospicy

[pine zephyr]

i found out my motherboard has RGB support

[sharp sinew]

i found out im an idiot and i suck at things :3

[pine zephyr]

stop sucking

[keen junco]

x=5

[junior ridge]

i think playstations getting hacked again

[rare trout]

blobcatcozy

[keen junco]

Wait wrong way

I didn't see the - on the 9

[pine zephyr]

my motherboard didnt bring any useful manuals

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fop-fox-undeploying-undeploying-fop-undeploying-fox-gif-15227886227220004946

[keen junco]

x=-3

[slow crag]

https://tenor.com/view/beetle-unboxing-spider-unboxing-unboxing-beetle-gif-23449000

idk how i found this gif but beetle unboxing

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-eating-jerma-gif-24876775

[slow crag]

nooooooo

[rich hornet]

if a frog came out of my fridge, i'd die

i hate frogs sm

[pine zephyr]

https://www.manua.ls/viewer/33/4443233/4/bg4.webp

[junior ridge]

lol

[noble quest]

sorry

[slow crag]

everything is dead wtf

[junior ridge]

quit hacking sony im trying to play games

[junior ridge]

cant even sign in

[slow crag]

how did everything die

[junior ridge]

no idea

i was talking to my friend

all of a sudden

"you can no longer talk in this party due to a network error"

[dawn iris]

L

[junior ridge]

sony try not to get hacked for 1 week challenge

(impossible)

[dawn iris]

Play station got no games anyways

[keen junco]

@paper gate https://youtu.be/A8LHLbuhS9Y

[bleak violet]

hi cute femboys

[quasi ravine]

so me but i love my job

[bleak violet]

i mean aliens

[dawn iris]

[keen junco]

Go away

[dawn iris]

Real

Perish

[bleak violet]

MenheraBonk

[quasi ravine]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is grape!

[quasi ravine]

an actual normal color

no way

[dawn iris]

When is cozy of the day

Bomb

[bleak violet]

hmmm I can't
I'm a discordian

[dawn iris]

[bleak violet]

my life is here

[quasi ravine]

we need cotd

[dawn iris]

Real

[ripe jay]

where did kevin go :cc

[paper gate]

@quasi ravine hi

[dawn iris]

He died doing what he loved

[small jungle]

made smoothie

took 30 minutes because blender overheated twice

[pine zephyr]

https://www.manua.ls/viewer/33/4443233/14/bge.webp

[small jungle]

what

[pine zephyr]

man i wanted to waste $100 bucks on a new chair

but my pc said fuck u

again

[small jungle]

god telling u not to play gacha games tbh

[pine zephyr]

is all been downhill from now on

@small jungle how long do u think these server grade HDD would last

[junior ridge]

forever

i have a few SAS drives with like 44k hours

lol

[small jungle]

why does one say caution

[pine zephyr]

ok how about this one?

lmfao

[small jungle]

thats not good lmao

[bleak violet]

woo windows

[small jungle]

that one u should prob ditch ngl

[pine zephyr]

i want to get that 2tb ssd as soon as possible

to move my stuff

[bleak violet]

gl in swallowing all that fat

[pine zephyr]

specially my phones backups

[bleak violet]

I mean enjoy <3

[small jungle]

get like a 8tb server drive or smth for

[pine zephyr]

i wonder how to get my hands on more free Server grade HDD

[small jungle]

30 buks

[pine zephyr]

WHAT

30 BUCKS

[bleak violet]

my bf said he'll grab me there

[pine zephyr]

WHAT

[keen junco]

I'm deploying a bombcatcozy at your house

[pine zephyr]

where the tf do u find these deals

[dawn iris]

When???

[open pasture]

I'm deploying myself at your mother's house

[small jungle]

nvm SAS only lol

[open pasture]

Don't husk wth

[noble quest]

@keen junco do you want to exlode

[small jungle]

satards btfo

[open pasture]

Do they talk back

[open pasture]

Nah

They just buzz

[small jungle]

https://serverpartdeals.com/collections/hard-drives?sort=price-ascending

this is a good site

[open pasture]

And spread germs

[small jungle]

also ebay

[junior ridge]

i love

i have like 30 of these drives

:3

[pine zephyr]

wtf

[boreal torrent]

hello

[pine zephyr]

16TB for less than 200 bucks

[junior ridge]

i got like 45 for 140

[small jungle]

my goal is to get a 36 bay nas and buy 12 16tb drives for it

[junior ridge]

15 3tb hdds

[pine zephyr]

but do they ship to PR?

[ripe jay]

https://tenor.com/view/postanius-gif-18329770143242094228

[junior ridge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[junior ridge]

i hav a 12 bay

sadly

i want like a 24 or something

[small jungle]

rn i have two 8 bays but

only one is running

need this https://www.ebay.com/itm/144716914920?_skw=cse+847

[junior ridge]

technically i have like 40-50 bays across all my server

but like

most of them are 2.5"

[small jungle]

oh same i didnt count those

[junior ridge]

i have a server with 26 2.5" bays loll

[pine zephyr]

UH

[lapis lava]

splatter insane

[small jungle]

repost

[pine zephyr]

@small jungle manufacturer recertified or normal recertified

whats the difference

[small jungle]

ehhh whichever is cheaper if ur getting it from serverpartdeals

i think manufacturer is better technically

but serverpartdeals has a good warranty and a ton of homelabbers use them

also make sure whatever drive ur looking at is actually a SATA drive

[lapis lava]

holy shit new bitwarden UI is fire

[copper turtle]

Buzz

[pine zephyr]

awesome

[copper turtle]

Omg

I love this color

Role

[pine zephyr]

so next week i buy Sparking zero

[copper turtle]

Thingmnhfdjuhnbsjukgdhgs

[pine zephyr]

after that i buy the SSD's

and wait another week and buy the 8tb hdd

jesus

im bout to be poor

[junior ridge]

@junior ridge

[sly spear]

Grape regular

[small jungle]

wtf they made it apple

[lapis lava]

yop

[bleak violet]

clay in my mouth

[junior ridge]

wow they fixed part of it

surprising

[bleak violet]

I keep forgetting what server I'm on

[dense aspen]

Gun

[pine zephyr]

get them

se

... --- ...

[magic root]

cold https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/tsmc-execs-allegedly-dismissed-openai-ceo-sam-altman-as-podcasting-bro

[small jungle]

this would be solved if they made the subscription more expensive

[small jungle]

why would tsmc even care about him

[magic root]

he met up with them

[small jungle]

yeah but like

they make chips

hes making ai

wheres the connection

[slow urchin]

https://countdowntotheinevitableheatdeathoftheuniverse.site/

[lavish owl]

should've used the .se TLD

[main wyvern]

wawa

[slow urchin]

1, 847, 289, 214, 963, 059, 293, 913, 791, 580, 241, 260, 051, 306, 790, 920, 441, 293, 263, 618, 378, 860, 422, 945, 243, 236, 742, 390, 296, 904, 176, 981, 199, 968, 054, 724, 877, 736, 647, 179, 973, 659, 918, 631, 358, 337, 107 galactic years,

88, 333 millenia,

580 years,

165 days,

8 hours,

58 minutes,

and 46 seconds until the end of the universe.

[small jungle]

https://videocardz.com/newz/this-custom-laptop-has-450w-desktop-geforce-rtx-4090-gpu-weights-nearly-7kg

who's rocking the brick

[main wyvern]

makes for a great weapon

[slow urchin]

<t:99999999999:R>

<t:999999999999:R>

[pine zephyr]

7 vertices

[crystal atlas]

jan 18 2038

[slow urchin]

<t:-999999999999:R>

[crystal atlas]

isnt that tmrw

[slow urchin]

\

[urban elk]

what the actual shit

also hai

yippee regular color is purple

[pine zephyr]

https://youtu.be/w5ebcowAJD8?si=TajWKUcOsgBlNrCo

[bold adder]

LEAN

LEAN

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-lean-meme-lean-cat-loves-lean-purple-drank-gif-24893809

[open pasture]

How much have you guys spent on steam games

how did someone speak in vendetta general

[slow urchin]

this is a godot plugin

[open pasture]

Wtf

[bold adder]

those who know

[rancid galleon]

does anyone have any good plugns

[small jungle]

those who know

[bold adder]

my volume is muted but istg if thats the oppa gangnam style video

[small jungle]

it's not

[bold adder]

:(

[small jungle]

[stiff urchin]

omg jiga tech mentioned

[dusky forge]

It is

[bleak violet]

sign me in

[open pasture]

Steam support -> my account -> data related to my account -> external funds used
I need to know if I've spent too much

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1289380177062920295/image0.webp

[open pasture]

[dusky forge]

[bold adder]

miyabi

[fallow pawn]

we know @open pasture

watch out im making big changes

[signal rose]

abcdef-

[noble quest]

@dawn iris someone thought you were vee in support 😭

[open pasture]

I am

[winter girder]

Live laugh love the FCC

im ngl

everyone in this picture but the middle guy looks soulless

[noble quest]

can i drop them in a pit

[boreal torrent]

whats fcc

[winter girder]

lc.google the fcc

[night blaze]

What We Do | Federal Communications Commission

The Federal Communications Commission regulates interstate and international communications by radio, television, wire, satellite and cable in all 50 states ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 5/30

[lapis lichen]

alien

i like how apple is constantly accessing my location

and somehow google knows exactly what i said within the past 10 minutes

i always thought maybe it’s just my phone maybe i did something wrong and i completely forgot about

[winter girder]

you can literally disable that

[lapis lichen]

it’s not just my phone itself but what other peoples phones have enabled too

and tvs too

[foggy nacelle]

Hello chat

[lapis lichen]

smart tvs boxes, etc

[winter girder]

im ngl, almost no one here cares

[lapis lichen]

ok ur blocked

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cat-mewing-mewing-meme-cat-staring-cat-gif-6979404450990708267

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cat-mewing-mewing-meme-cat-staring-cat-gif-6979404450990708267

[winter girder]

acting like i gaf if im blocked 😭🙏

[boreal torrent]

[]

[open pasture]

you can debloat phones and pc, and put dns on but still its so hard to get rid of them all

i have accepted that i cant get rid of all, + many of the freeware is to convenient

[boreal torrent]

I have concerns on how effective that is, lol

[lapis lichen]

yes

well the main purpose of disabling the tracking stuff was just to reduce the heavy battery drainage because every time those things request my location it would drain the battery especially if it’s quite often

as for privacy related it really does nothing

all the devices around you are literal trackers regardless of whether you own them or not

[signal rose]

no way its inbox.google.com

hallo

[visual marsh]

Furries should die

[modest granite]

what if the world was made of pudding

[signal rose]

we'd all die

[visual marsh]

I'd eat it so the human race can no longer exist

[modest granite]

lets not think negatively

[signal rose]

hmmm ok

if the world was made of pudding, pudding companies wouldn't exist

[paper gate]

id die

[modest granite]

would the ocean be a different flavor

[signal rose]

yeah it would be pudding flavour

[modest granite]

earth

the rocky pne

i guess up to the crust yes

[daring cloud]

congratulations, you've singlehandedly destroyed modern technology

[modest granite]

do you think people would mine for chocolate chips

[rich hornet]

true

[modest granite]

youre no fun

[visual marsh]

real

[rich hornet]

does bro know

[main wyvern]

i don't think he knows

[open pasture]

Zeep glorp

[tacit quest]

alauin

👽

[winter girder]

why the iphone 10

[winter girder]

[winter girder]

[rich hornet]

i didn't mean it obvs

[winter girder]

[rich hornet]

what's up with the face

[winter girder]

@paper gate has minky formed their first thought yet

[sharp sinew]

how s life without your medical license idiot

[winter girder]

it stinks in here... 🤢

[winter girder]

depressing

[sharp sinew]

since i revoked it

hahahahaa

its my medical license now

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-nokotan-my-deer-friend-nokotan-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-gif-9850497477868508242

[rich hornet]

use an air freshener or something

[quasi ravine]

[fallow pawn]

too much opened

poor 8gb ram mac

(smoehow it runs fine)

[rare trout]

https://fixvx.com/Dexerto/status/1840709376237011074

[quasi ravine]

HOW IS URS FINE

MINE ISNT

MINE LAGS

[sly spear]

Why do people say "i could care less"

That doesn't make sense

[rich hornet]

the phrase is "i couldn't care less" but it's very often misremembered. I'm sure there's a term for it

[sly spear]

Yeah i thought so

[paper gate]

bites your ear

[arctic pollen]

@shadow owl claide

[digital lion]

Clyde doesn't want to talk to you.

[rough dome]

no it doesnt wanna talk to you

[arctic pollen]

:(

[clever inlet]

i think

we need a plugin

to unblock discord

on chomreboom

c H r O m E b O o K

[arctic pollen]

@shadow owl solve his problem clyde

[rough dome]

no it doesnt wanna talk to you

[clever inlet]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[open pasture]

@shadow owl hey

[rough dome]

no it doesnt wanna talk to you

[open pasture]

shut up

[bold adder]

tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[keen kernel]

https://youtu.be/1ShSxdgYa7w

[paper gate]

i love getting 10+ spam calls a day

[fallow pawn]

@digital lion german

[paper gate]

INSANEEE

[icy hound]

"mfmmgmhmhm What if the government is making people think oxygen is good but its a poisoneus gas which takes 80-100 years to kill"

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912054247418388511/1262837988271063070/attachment.gif

[noble quest]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

yop

[noble quest]

guhhh i should host satisfactory server

[paper gate]

dooo

@noble quest i would play with you

ive never played more than maybe a few hours

[noble quest]

its really fun

[paper gate]

do you think you can do right now

[noble quest]

nah, gotta finish some schoolwork then eep

[paper gate]

guhh

[lavish schooner]

hey

[open pasture]

hi

[lavish schooner]

hi :3

[noble quest]

how do you pronounce nginx

is it engine-x or en-jin-eks

[lavish schooner]

I say engine-x

I used to say en-jinks

[lavish schooner]

those two are the same thing

[noble quest]

nop

[lavish schooner]

yes it is

"engine" is pronounced "en-jin"

[noble quest]

noppp

[lavish schooner]

"x" is pronounced "eks"

[sly spear]

I still say en-jinks

[left kelp]

how is this server even up lmfao 😭

[noble quest]

what?

[sly spear]

[left kelp]

its a server
based on a plugin that breaks tos

[icy hound]

welcome to the good life

[rich hornet]

What if discord finds out

[left kelp]

they prolly know

[icy hound]

finds out wha?!?!

[left kelp]

alr

idk

[icy hound]

if its my discord dms

then ye i am cooked

[mossy fossil]

what does vencord do

[rich hornet]

Discord actually name drops a few third-party clients on their support website. They simply don't care

[sly spear]

Ven and cord

[open pasture]

suck

[left kelp]

fr?

[noble quest]

discord doesnt mind third party clients

[noble quest]

vf tos

guhhh

[left kelp]

oh dawg ur account is ASKING for discord to ban u

LMFAO

[left kelp]

dawg

😭

[open pasture]

?

[sly spear]

Generally they don't give a shit as long as you don't api spam

[left kelp]

vc in ur profile is so funny

[left kelp]

whats api spamming

[sly spear]

Yeah i see where the confusion comes from now

[open pasture]

I forgot I was in one tbh

they're playing uno

[left kelp]

im not a discord nerd

whats api spamming

[mortal locust]

zeebloing

:3

[sly spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165110465509195798/1287546765276614707/togif.gif

[mortal locust]

yeah

[sly spear]

Yeah

[left kelp]

:(( no explains

[noble quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212733886426251285/1232765278455201823/attachment-10.gif

[sly spear]

Are you ketchup with a lid on it and also optifine... because you are closed sauce...

I'll let myself out

[mortal locust]

oh! sorry for ignoring it pretty much spamming on the server or website or something

[left kelp]

don't anger me.

[mortal locust]

idk not a big expert

[left kelp]

tanks

[mortal locust]

I'm a mostly He/him lil guy :P

[open pasture]

ok

[left kelp]

?

whats goin gon

[mortal locust]

Stuff

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-princess-connect-anime-sip-awkward-gif-26897271

[mortal locust]

Anyways I'm currently on a computer course tho so I get to be more of a dorky nerd on computers :D

[open pasture]

Lmk when you become a crypto geek and I can teach you shit

[icy hound]

hi

[paper gate]

hi

[winter girder]

"Heh... you don't wanna see my dark side 😈😈"

[left kelp]

do not anger me

mortal

u know nothing of the goat

🙏

[winter girder]

Lower your tone in my presence

Blud

[left kelp]

i know a mere MORTAL isn't speaking to me like this 😭 🙏 !!!

[winter girder]

0 mutal friends, I will no longer be listening to you yap

[winter girder]

Meanie

[left kelp]

the goat (me ) doesnt need permission to be heard

[open pasture]

I'm the goat..

[left kelp]

no

im the goat

[open pasture]

proof

[left kelp]

me irl

[broken mist]

what happened to melon munching

[torpid mulch]

guys look

at this cat

[broken mist]

vro...............

[torpid mulch]

guys

[broken mist]

change my name

grrr

ive been through like 7 name changes

[keen kernel]

what does it say

[broken mist]

#bringbackmelonmunching

[torpid mulch]

im a new gen that has fallen for this trap

[keen kernel]

Trollface

[torpid mulch]

i thought yall were friendly.. but consider me an opp.. 🔫🔫

[harsh tree]

Why does Discord want me to react to people's statuses and pfps? Why can't we schedule messages instead

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[harsh tree]

hi

[open pasture]

any red haired girls favorite song:

[gusty sierra]

betterdiscord is better

ngl

[paper gate]

delete

[paper gate]

yea

true

[gusty sierra]

vencord is a spyware

filled w weirdos

[paper gate]

yea

vencord logs your token i think

[gusty sierra]

and made by a german

😂😂😂

[gusty sierra]

it does

[bleak violet]

salad

oh

messages didn't load

[glass shell]

i love memory leaks

[harsh tree]

Better delete your entire hard drive if you run Windows, you won't like to hear what's in there

[willow heath]

just finished watching afro samurai

[glass shell]

have a shite piano improv with a 2 minutes long intro

ive been chosen as a musician for a fucking

undertale mod

so now I have to study toby's modern stuff

[bold adder]

just make some of that stupid dog music

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-snuff-gif-18799447

[worthy zinc]

Me when I'm a bait account

Just the most Obvious bait account

[barren gorge]

gm vencord

bye vencord school time

[bold adder]

bye

[worthy zinc]

Amazing talk

[barren gorge]

ooo

🍇

can i eat?

[bold adder]

lean

[barren gorge]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is grape!

[barren gorge]

yummy

[bold adder]

lean

[lost furnace]

not today

FUCK

I KEEP

SCARING MYSELFV

WITH MY PROFILE

WHAT IS THIS CURSE I HAVE PUT UPON ME

its only tuesday and I already want to be 6 feet in the ground

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ferris-rust-rustlang-crab-cute-gif-26396486

[lost furnace]

cursed

[sly spear]

That looks so ai generated lmao

[edgy ermine]

aint no way discord said womp womp

[bold adder]

womp womp

[fallow pawn]

womp womp

[edgy ermine]

what's next, "Womp womp, you don't have Nitro"

[fallow pawn]

yea

[paper gate]

womp womp

[edgy ermine]

discord 2027

[edgy ermine]

husk abuser

[paper gate]

HAHALOSAH

[edgy ermine]

haii

[sly spear]

Every family co op puzzle game character pair:

[fallow pawn]

wtfff

something is clogging my main thread

[edgy ermine]

easy way to find out is to pause the debugger when its lagging and check what it's doing

[fallow pawn]

funny thing

it doesn't clog when on a debugger

[edgy ermine]

what the fuck

[fallow pawn]

okay now its not clogging anymore

insane

mustve been malware

[rich hornet]

Discord shoulda said "wump wump"
Who misses a pun like that

[sly spear]

Corporations

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine debugger so slow...

[unique wyvern]

fun

[fallow pawn]

wtf I need bookmarks

[paper gate]

nop

not allowed

[fallow pawn]

did they really put bookmarks in the notifications tab

that totally makes sense

[open pasture]

guys..

telegram has had this feature for years now..

for free too..

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine oh my god I figured out whats wrong

with the ios 18 shit

its most likely got to do with entitlements

[edgy ermine]

oh

[fallow pawn]

😭

[fallow pawn]

it works when sideloaded with my apple id

but not when using ur avg signing app

that makes no sense.

[edgy ermine]

what about with developer id

[fallow pawn]

I dont have a developer acc

[edgy ermine]

but you have a cert

you can sign feather in feather

[unique wyvern]

👍

go use a telegram then

[unique wyvern]

is it hard to get one

[fallow pawn]

yes and I couldn't install within the feather signed with feather

unless I toggled the online install method

[quasi ravine]

altstore borked on latest beta

[glass shell]

guh

[quasi ravine]

(i cant refresh enmity)

[open pasture]

just never update

[quasi ravine]

[quasi ravine]

im already updated

[fallow pawn]

L..

[edgy ermine]

you can grab the signed bundle from files app

and turn it into an ipa

then airdrop it to yourself

[fallow pawn]

u really think that would change anything

[edgy ermine]

you said feather signed with your apple id works, but not with a signing service

this will see if it works with a developer id

[glass shell]

we love constant nausea when im standing up

[fallow pawn]

I forgot how useful this was

[fallow pawn]

it doesn't

[glass shell]

what's the best signing method to use with feather that isn't a dev account,,

[edgy ermine]

feather requires a dev account iirc

or at least a certificate from one

[fallow pawn]

"iirc" 😭

[glass shell]

no you can use other stuff

[fallow pawn]

ofc it does

smh u should know

[glass shell]

you just can't use like a free account

[fallow pawn]

signing services use dev accounts

just so you know

[glass shell]

well yeah but like you know what I mean

[edgy ermine]

idk its 11 pm and my brain is turning off

[glass shell]

they don't cost 100 bucks

[edgy ermine]

smh just pay up

[glass shell]

i don't have an income

[edgy ermine]

you get 100 devices

oh

[glass shell]

im a scholar

[fallow pawn]

theres one that costs 7 dollars

[edgy ermine]

i just collected money from my classmates

[fallow pawn]

https://kravasign.com

[glass shell]

yeah I checked into kravasign but I never heard about it before so like

[fallow pawn]

also god damn their website downgraded 😭

[edgy ermine]

they registered an actual company?

[fallow pawn]

I use kravasign certificates for testing feather

[sly spear]

Flashbang

[glass shell]

alright then

ill use it when i get 7 bucks

[fallow pawn]

heres mine

[glass shell]

and wait for like 72 hours and hope I don't forget about it

[fallow pawn]

meowbahhhh

[sly spear]

What the fuck did i just read

[fallow pawn]

836452332387565589-vision-31.91...
meowbahhh

[sly spear]

Thank you

[edgy ermine]

you could also check if any of your friends have dev accounts

three of my friends have dev accounts and i used to use their certificates for signing unc0ver

[fallow pawn]

kravasign devs cook when coming up with random subtitles for their certificates

[fallow pawn]

unc0ver

[formal falcon]

Why is apple so ass backwards with sideloading and signings and stuff like this

[fallow pawn]

just use ts

[edgy ermine]

i do now

but this was ancient times

before trollstore

[fallow pawn]

because apple doesn't believe in you doing what you want in their mobile os specifically

[glass shell]

im not begging for someone's certificate

[edgy ermine]

it literally doesn't even take that long for someone to generate them

[glass shell]

i wish I didn't update to ios 18 you can do so much stuff with the new exploits from earlier versions guhhhh

[edgy ermine]

jailbreak

[glass shell]

on ios 18?

beta ?

are you insane?

[formal falcon]

Fuck them honestly. I own the thing and i should do whatever i please with it. I hope European union really gives apple an lesson

[edgy ermine]

no, i was talking about older versions

smh

[glass shell]

i just said I should have never updated to 18 what do you mean older versions

[fallow pawn]

the EU I feel like doesn't really understand what people actually want

[formal falcon]

Last time I had an iphone it had ios 12

[glass shell]

and apple finds loopholes all the time

I have 2 iphones on earlier versions than my main one but

they're old

and shriveled

[edgy ermine]

the "alternative marketplace" feature is a sad attempt at DMA compliance

[formal falcon]

That is what happens when you put politicians instead of people who actually know about technology to do stupid laws

[glass shell]

yeah i can install like 3 apps with altstore

[fallow pawn]

a sad one that worked and is what EU is fine with

[glass shell]

there's no limit now but there's only like

3 apps to install

im not downloading fortnite

[fallow pawn]

EU doesn't actually understand what apple tried to do with their alt marketplaces

[paper gate]

i wish EU would do something about samsung like they do apple

[fallow pawn]

on god though

and google.. dont lock down services..........

dumb

[paper gate]

yop

[formal falcon]

Unlockable bootloader on all devices no questions asked

[paper gate]

love

[glass shell]

i feel like im gonna do my compsci test and fuck off back to home

i do NOT feel alright at all

[fallow pawn]

wdym theres no limit

[glass shell]

altstore PAL

[fallow pawn]

@glass shell so hey funny thing

you know Apple needs to verify 3rd party apps

themselves

like the appstore

for alternative marketplaces

in fact, alternative marketplaces is just the app store in disguise