🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[boreal torrent]

despite it sucking

[paper gate]

yummers

[grave osprey]

what can feel ancient about a keyboard

im curious

because ive been considering getting an ifon

[paper gate]

i love gboard

[grave osprey]

tell me more

[fallow pawn]

hey curious

[fallow pawn]

about what

[grave osprey]

about gboard being ass on ios

[solemn plank]

you know those scenes in movies where they pass by a display window on the street, and press against the window looking at the contents. thats me rn

[edgy ermine]

i use the default ios keyboard

i literally have no reason to use a 3rd party

[slow urchin]

iphone should always be the secondary phone

[fallow pawn]

its because google hasn't updated gboard in so long its stuck in 2017

[grave osprey]

fire

[grave osprey]

i just want a small phone

[lapis lava]

swiftkey does have a pin / "clipboard manager" feature so that's nice

and AI

[grave osprey]

i have small hands

[slow urchin]

pixel a7

[grave osprey]

and eveyr phone is really big these days

[lapis lava]

and actually good hold spacebar to move cursor

unlike ios keyboard

[grave osprey]

that is not small.

[slow urchin]

it is no?

[main wyvern]

True

[grave osprey]

it isn't.

[boreal torrent]

bro is a fckn wàrrior

[slow urchin]

it's only 6 inches that's small for a phone

[paper gate]

@tough drift me and you

[grave osprey]

....

my hands are NOT big enough for that

i have a 6.4 inch phone and struggle with it

a lot of struggling

[paper gate]

my pohne was unwieldy when i first got it now it just feels normal

[grave osprey]

i want something 5.5 inches or smaller

[boreal torrent]

my hands r big

[grave osprey]

i was thinking about the iphone se4 when it comes out

[boreal torrent]

so i'd appreciate

a bigger phone

[slow urchin]

pixel 5 is 5.7"

[boreal torrent]

the iphone xr is too small to me

[grave osprey]

and doesnt get updates and i have a pixel 6

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[grave osprey]

its a mewoer

[open pasture]

Orange loaf

[wintry palm]

Blorp blorp

[open pasture]

Yummers

[grave osprey]

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[lavish owl]

[paper gate]

soon

[grave osprey]

anyway yeah i just want something smaller and the only thing that has good specs and is small and properly available is on the apple side

[slow urchin]

fair enough, the only phone that fits your ideals is an iphone 13 pro

[grave osprey]

you mean- mini?

[slow urchin]

YES

NOT PRO

[grave osprey]

also

[slow urchin]

mb silly brain

[grave osprey]

iphone se exists

they quit making the mini lineup but not the ses

[open pasture]

SE too small though

[grave osprey]

sorry i wanted small

[paper gate]

@open pasture explode

[open pasture]

I don't like big phones but id like mine to be like 6 inches at least.

[slow urchin]

SE wont be updated until at least late next year

dont get one

[slow urchin]

this

[grave osprey]

i have friends with an se

and ive used their se

its fine

[open pasture]

🤝

[grave osprey]

SE2, SE3, SE4:

[open pasture]

Osama bin laden roleplay

[slow urchin]

my hands are 8 inches from the palm to middle finger so i need a larger phone

[grave osprey]

my phone is larger than my hand

[paper gate]

oky

[slow urchin]

se4 isnt out, that's what i meant

[open pasture]

I never measured mine but i have decently large hands as well

[grave osprey]

and im not looking to get a phone right this instant

so it'll probably be out by then

this is what we need

with pixel software specifically

[open pasture]

Just get a pixel then

😭

Fuck you smiley bot

[slow urchin]

someone did this on an iphone 7. the uh. results werent great (i love bringus studios)

[grave osprey]

i have one..

[open pasture]

Bringus without the r

[grave osprey]

my hands are too small

[open pasture]

Ohh

Mb

Just get bigger hands. Duh

[grave osprey]

i have very small hands

[open pasture]

Hand transplant

[grave osprey]

never

my hands are prestine

[open pasture]

Nanomachines

[slow urchin]

u need that lilsillymanPhone 24th edition mini

[keen kernel]

https://youtu.be/KmnTXqYnoCo

[open pasture]

Can't even hold a modern phone though

[grave osprey]

iPhone 16 mini tiny transfem edition

[open pasture]

[slow urchin]

perfection

Chefskiss_orb

[grave osprey]

unfortunately

[open pasture]

Black star

[grave osprey]

from top to bottom, from the very bottom of my hand to the very tip of my pointer finger, my phone is larger

[lapis lava]

not paid

[grave osprey]

i also dont use my phone for a whole lot ngl

[lapis lava]

i just love Apple

so much

[open pasture]

I should measure my hand, now that someone told theirs size

Hold up

[lapis lava]

Apple is love Apple is life

[main wyvern]

yeah apples taste good

[lapis lava]

not apples

Apple

[open pasture]

True

[grave osprey]

5.1 inches is the perfect size for a phone for me

[lapis lava]

i would try nintype keyboard but expensive and abandoned

[grave osprey]

i have a phone which is 5.1 inches

it is amazing

it is perfection

[lapis lava]

tldr: swiftkey so good

[slow urchin]

i read this without the 'for a phone'

:<

[grave osprey]

NO

[lapis lava]

Hi from Gboard!

[open pasture]

SAME

Mine is 8.2 actually. I WIN

[grave osprey]

imagine

[open pasture]

Hi back from gboard

[slow urchin]

8.7 ...

[lapis lava]

Someone unironically thought having a settings icon as a lang switch button was a good idea

[grave osprey]

my hand is 6 inches

[lapis lava]

That person was paid

This idea was approved and shipped to prod

Holy shit why is autocorrect so bad

Awful black on blurred background

[slow urchin]

me when i forgot i turned off predictive text by accident

[grave osprey]

hello from gboard

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/big-hand-ryan-reynolds-gif-11367632

[grave osprey]

gboarding

[open pasture]

😭

Nooo let me win

[slow urchin]

if only pc had mobile autocorrect without payment

[lapis lava]

back on swiftiekey

[slow urchin]

sadJoe

[lapis lava]

its soooo bloated tho

[open pasture]

🤏

[lapis lava]

copilot in app

[grave osprey]

i know

[slow urchin]

im taller than u too

[rare trout]

hm

[open pasture]

Nothing wrong with small hands though

[open pasture]

That's definitely true

[small jungle]

[slow urchin]

easier to hold

hole, crucified, burnt to ash

[fickle cosmos]

Best PC setup ever

[small jungle]

piledrive them into the ground

[open pasture]

It would be easier to drill a hole in a smaller hand than a comparatively bigger one, so you were right either way

[slow urchin]

there was a point in my life where i genuinely thought that linux was only this command prompt

[unborn sage]

i got a 1650 and 4 core i3-13100F

[grave osprey]

I'm small in every aspect

[fickle cosmos]

😭

[small jungle]

it is actually

[hard flax]

æ

[fickle cosmos]

I had a intel i5-2500 before this

but for some reason that CPU caught fire

[open pasture]

This user is not old enough for discord

[unborn sage]

the 2 cpus i have are the 13100F and the 10 core i5-1335u

[fickle cosmos]

or maybe the motherboard i dont remember

[grave osprey]

No I'm done growing and 15

[small jungle]

child: wow Linux is just command prompt
teenager; omg there's skins, desktop environments, icon packs, widgets!!!
adult: Linux is just a command prompt

[fickle cosmos]

IT department: I love cli

[open pasture]

BRUH YOU'RE 15. YOU'RE NOT OUT OF YOUR GROWTH PERIOD YET SMH

[unborn sage]

linux is great

i use it rn

[grave osprey]

doctor said otherwise

[open pasture]

Also so many children here wtf

[fickle cosmos]

wait im a teenager and i don't use GUI

[small jungle]

yeah none of my containers or vms have a gui

[slow urchin]

short people peak earlier

[unborn sage]

setting up modrinth atm

[slow urchin]

i'm 16 :p

[small jungle]

I love terminal

[open pasture]

Whar

[lapis lava]

these days IT don't know CLI they only know GUI and don't know how to interpret the ios battery settings

[fickle cosmos]

[open pasture]

Taller than me at 16. I'm killing myself

[grave osprey]

my doctor said I'm not growing anymore

[small jungle]

hot chip and lie

[open pasture]

That's odd

[slow urchin]

how tall r u,,,

LOL

[fickle cosmos]

im 15 and im like 1 foot 2 inch (im 5'4 or '6)

[grave osprey]

and i indeed have not grown

[open pasture]

178

[slow urchin]

does lc have a measurement translator

Lol

[unborn sage]

i think i'm done growing at 5'11

[fickle cosmos]

I just got fucking scared by my motherboards buzzer 💀

[slow urchin]

lc.metric

[paper gate]

@open pasture I will throw you very far into the air

[sharp sinew]

through

[fickle cosmos]

chat do I play music through my motherboards buzzer

[slow urchin]

PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT 5'8

[fickle cosmos]

or nah

[paper gate]

shut

[slow urchin]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[sharp sinew]

wait... is that... is that short....

does that make me

miniscule...

im 132cm...

[slow urchin]

@open pasture i'm 6'5 3dLaughCry

[unborn sage]

i'm glad i'm not over 6ft that sounds rough OOF

[fickle cosmos]

i just fucking accidentally poked myself in the eye :c

[paper gate]

remidns me of something else

[slow urchin]

a lot of back pain.

[open pasture]

No? Isn't that 5'10 😭

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

Damn

[unborn sage]

i'm not even 6ft and i have back pain damn :(

[fickle cosmos]

this reminds me of something too

[main wyvern]

guh

[slow urchin]

no cls_Cat_cry

@open pasture nvm ur right it is 5'10, ur still small

[unborn sage]

the fuck is that

[slow urchin]

piggyback height fr

[fickle cosmos]

real

[wintry fox]

uhhhh someone mention me I wanna test a thingy

[grave osprey]

taller than me

[cosmic otter]

@paper gate your house is slowly filling up with blood

[paper gate]

why

[slow urchin]

ur a little taller than my partner

[cosmic otter]

he is in pain

[sharp sinew]

hahaha shes so short

[paper gate]

who

[slow urchin]

no, they

[cosmic otter]

god

[slow urchin]

they're little

[grave osprey]

i don't want to be taller though tbh I'm fine

[sharp sinew]

*they are so short hahahaha

[slow urchin]

:3

[open pasture]

Pics or didn't happen.

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter i will send the bees

[slow urchin]

im not showing strangers any pictures of myself

way too insecure for that thanks

[open pasture]

didnt happen then 🙂

[slow urchin]

my partner is 5'2 and i'm 6'5

[open pasture]

you will forever be 4'11" to me.

[slow urchin]

:3

[paper gate]

bee

[sharp sinew]

you said i was taller? but 132 is not 5'2??

[wintry fox]

wow nobody?

[sharp sinew]

NO

IM A WHOLE FOOT SHORTER

NO

😭

[slow urchin]

132 is 5'4

[open pasture]

no 🙂

[urban elk]

Haiii

[slow urchin]

:3

[grave osprey]

mildly delayed response

[fickle cosmos]

CPU is too warm

[open pasture]

132 is not 5'4" lol

[urban elk]

Yeah

Sorry

[grave osprey]

132 is like 6'8

[grave osprey]

all good

[wintry fox]

tyty

[slow urchin]

OH

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

[open pasture]

5'4" is like 162.5

[urban elk]

THAT'S SO WRONG

[sharp sinew]

????

thats feet to inches

[urban elk]

Yes

[slow urchin]

MY BRAIN AUTOCORRECTED UR HEIGHT U BAMBOOZLED ME

[urban elk]

Bwuh

[slow urchin]

WTF

[paper gate]

@wintry fox

[sharp sinew]

im so short its confusing 😭

[slow urchin]

I'M 2 FEET TALLER THAN U????

[wintry fox]

am good now ty all

[urban elk]

I'm 5'4

But I don't think it's a problem

If anything I'm fine like this

[slow urchin]

i could pick most vencord users up by the nape of their neck like kiggies

i find that silly

[grave osprey]

I'm not that that short I'm 5'6, I'm just skinny and have small hands

It's genetics

[urban elk]

I will fucking bite your arm so hard it'll bleed

/j ofc

[fallow drum]

finally got into contact with a staff member and all they did was send me a stripe link for $7 @fallow pawn 😭

so ig it costs money

[slow urchin]

vencord users are usually genetic freaks, it's ok :3 /j

[urban elk]

Bwuh

[open pasture]

I'm also fairly short. I'm like 156 cm lol

[grave osprey]

can we publicly execute smile bot

[open pasture]

5'1 & 1/2"

no. 🙂

[fallow pawn]

[grave osprey]

my generics are straight L's except for that I'm not sweaty

[slow urchin]

ur going on the top shelf sir, and no ladder 4 u

[open pasture]

I'm not a sir.

and I will gnaw your arms off if you touch me 🙂

[grave osprey]

I can run for 2 hours in a hoodie and not get that sweaty

[main wyvern]

🙂

[slow urchin]

mb sir isnt a gendered term in my brain

same with like dude, bro, etc

[fallow drum]

it kinda sucks because that’s almost the cost of their basic tier but it is what it is lol

[slow urchin]

ur going on the top shelf ma'am, and no ladder 4 u

[open pasture]

that's fine. I can climb

[junior ridge]

[main wyvern]

tall

[slow urchin]

glue u to the ceiling

gorilla glue

[slow urchin]

hi :3

[fickle cosmos]

imagine not having 96GB ram

[slow urchin]

my gpu averages 360,000,000,000,000 kelvin

[main wyvern]

helo

[slow urchin]

celeste liker

point and giggle at trans hehehehee (i am too)

i just didnt play all of celeste

only the first like half hour or so

got stuck, gave up Lol

[slow urchin]

CHAT

WHY IS THERE NO WIDE SHIGGY EMOTE

:(

OR VENNIE

[unique wyvern]

[slow urchin]

awh man :(

[fallow pawn]

[urban elk]

Pfft

[unique wyvern]

hehehehehe

[urban elk]

Are you laughing at me because you think I'm trans or?

[slow urchin]

oki gn vencord my wife is eebebeebyingeebing so i must eebebeebyingeeb too :p

[urban elk]

Alright nini

[unique wyvern]

im pointing and giggling at a trans person

[urban elk]

Eep well

[fickle cosmos]

chat my GPU fans are at 100% wtf do i do

[unique wyvern]

like zander said

[urban elk]

Oh okay

Well you got that right

[unique wyvern]

are you getting ok temps

[fickle cosmos]

is 20 degrees cels ok

[unique wyvern]

what the fuck

[fickle cosmos]

my room is too cold

[urban elk]

Do you have a custom fan curve by any chance?

[unique wyvern]

that’s fine

[slow urchin]

remember to try shiggycord chat :3

[urban elk]

Spyware /j

[fickle cosmos]

seeming as i just installed debian and have no clue how to set a custom fan curve no

[urban elk]

Is it specific to Debian?

[slow urchin]

it's rlly silly u might like it (it's not a client mod lol)

[fickle cosmos]

is what specific

[urban elk]

GPU fans running at 100%

[fickle cosmos]

nerp

[urban elk]

Huh what is it then
Also I can't use it because no proper internet

[paper gate]

@fallow drum you

[urban elk]

Wha

[paper gate]

rosinga

[slow urchin]

it's in the video :3

[fickle cosmos]

for some reason when I boot into windows the fans somehow go to 110% speed-

[slow urchin]

the vid is a showcase

[urban elk]

No proper internet

And I'm running low as well

[slow urchin]

get better internet-

[urban elk]

4GB out of 35GB left

[urban elk]

I am going to fucking pick you up like a plushie and yeet you to outer space

[fickle cosmos]

im the one that needs to get better internet the download speed is 10mbps but the download is 1 gig

[solemn plank]

not an excuse.

[slow urchin]

i dont think you can throw 180 pounds

[urban elk]

I can carry my mom

So what do you say?

[fickle cosmos]

may have lied

[slow urchin]

carrying is much different than throwing

[urban elk]

She's a lot heavier than you though

[solemn plank]

wanna see my fetch

[slow urchin]

this ismy normal download speed:(

10mb/s

at max

[fickle cosmos]

I pay for 1 gig up and down lol

[slow urchin]

average 2 or 3 mb/s

[solemn plank]

rate my rice

[fickle cosmos]

aprox CPU clock is wild

[solemn plank]

its actually correct here

[fickle cosmos]

FUCK YOU NVIDIA

[slow urchin]

and google says it's "fast"

i have network errors all the time fym 💀

[urban elk]

Well @fickle cosmos @solemn plank look

I have 940Mbit/s down and up but that internet is at home, I'm not at home because of some stupid shit my dad did now instead of all the way back in June-July, so I have to spend about a month in a shitty, ghetto ass apartment with a horrible shower and no proper internet because of my dad's stupidity

[fickle cosmos]

i have the best upload here

[urban elk]

So I'm relying on mobile data to have internet

[solemn plank]

damn. i was just joking around but that's fucked up to treat you like that

[slow urchin]

how does it even get that bad when ur download is so high

[urban elk]

:D

[fickle cosmos]

my laptop wifi chip is fucking bad

[urban elk]

I'm not feeling too well because of all this either

[fickle cosmos]

My PC's network card gets around 900Mbps down and like 680Mbps up

[solemn plank]

i could top ( or bottom in this case?) you a few months ago

[slow urchin]

fellow poor, i dont even have an actual house myself and havent for the past year! :D

[urban elk]

It's not that I'm poor, it's just my dad's stupidity

[slow urchin]

9 year old pc, 4 year old phone, and a dream currently

[slow urchin]

,well i am

Lol

[urban elk]

See, our actual apartment had a design issue where the floor tiles would literally come loose

[open pasture]

My current download and upload is 586/49.5, on wifi. my normal on wired is 750-850/50

[fickle cosmos]

IT'S SO COLD IN MY ROOM FFS

[urban elk]

So they had to redo the entire floor

But my dad decided to not do that during vacations

[slow urchin]

lucky im fucking melting

[urban elk]

It couldn't be done later so it's being done now

And I have school

[slow urchin]

okay seriously i eebydeeby

rahhhhh

[fickle cosmos]

uh no cause it's like 1 degree cels in my room

[slow urchin]

[urban elk]

Ninii

[fickle cosmos]

gn zadner

zander*

[slow urchin]

it's 80 degrees in my room im boutta have a sleeping heatstroke

(feels like 90)

[urban elk]

27°C ambient temp here

To be fair it's been raining a lot lately so it's a bit colder than usual because of that

[slow urchin]

someone translate

american

[urban elk]

Usually it would be about 32°C

[fickle cosmos]

my motherboard just beeped 3 times... my ram better not be dead

[urban elk]

I'm pretty sure you're the only American here

[slow urchin]

darn

[unreal siren]

Eat it

[fickle cosmos]

MY RAM IS DEAD

FUCK

[urban elk]

How do you even

What

[fickle cosmos]

lucky I have 1GB ddr2 lying around

[slow urchin]

oven, resolder

often is a temp fix

[fickle cosmos]

i cannot resolder

i think

[grave osprey]

Hi

[slow urchin]

the oven does it

[fickle cosmos]

oh

[slow urchin]

it just does an in-place melt

just incase of disconnects

[urban elk]

Now they're not the only American in chat
Also hai

[grave osprey]

[main wyvern]

vencor

[fickle cosmos]

What if I just take my ram out and put it back in again

[grave osprey]

Cook the ram

[grave osprey]

haj

[open pasture]

Its average here ✋😔
A bit above average even, probably

[grave osprey]

I have one of those it's just less violent

[slow urchin]

https://community.spiceworks.com/t/repair-dead-ram-sticks/1010982

[fickle cosmos]

real

[grave osprey]

Lmao

[slow urchin]

this also works on gpu's

[open pasture]

Take it out and blow on it and put it back, that's always worked for them old cartridge games 😄

[grave osprey]

yep

cook thy ram

[main wyvern]

i'd eat it

[fickle cosmos]

ok so taking the ram out and putting it back in worked

[slow urchin]

dont forget paprika be_bluedrools

[grave osprey]

boring

[open pasture]

was gonna say just take it out and put it back in, like 50% of the times that works lol

[slow urchin]

i hope ur gpu dies and the oven fixes it

[fickle cosmos]

i literally threw my GPU on the floor and it didnt break

[grave osprey]

now this is NOT boring! I support

[fickle cosmos]

i dont think it's dying anytime soon

i think my USB device is cooked

[grave osprey]

Not with that attitude

[open pasture]

Putting dead things in the oven doesn't always work. Tried it once, had to explain to my landlord why my home smelled like burnt hair and wet dog.

[slow urchin]

oven

[fickle cosmos]

i am not putting my phone in the oven

[slow urchin]

trust

[open pasture]

Put it in rice.

[slow urchin]

praiseworship

[fickle cosmos]

i do not have any rice at hand

[open pasture]

Eat it.

[slow urchin]

dirt

[grave osprey]

use arch then

[open pasture]

Linux probably killed it, blame linux.

[fickle cosmos]

arch complains about /dev/sda being "in use"

so it refuses to let me install anything onto it

[grave osprey]

well remove that error from the source code then

[fickle cosmos]

oh fuck i forgot I blacklisted my GPU driver

why is my CPU like cold now

I mean then again I have 6 fans blowing at it

[grave osprey]

remove thermal paste

[fickle cosmos]

i have no thermal paste

[grave osprey]

what the fuck

[fickle cosmos]

i didnt have any 😭

[grave osprey]

Overclock

[fickle cosmos]

i cannot clock on a BIOS from 2005

[open pasture]

Your device has allll kindas of problems

[grave osprey]

not with that attitude

[midnight ferry]

omg update your BIOS

[fickle cosmos]

i did

still cannot overclock

[midnight ferry]

oh

[grave osprey]

use fire

[fickle cosmos]

my motherboard is 13 years old

yet the BIOS is from 2005

makes sense

thanks MSI

[grave osprey]

what

[midnight ferry]

oh now that makes more sence

[fickle cosmos]

I have the 760GM-P23 (FX) lol

[grave osprey]

use gigabyte psu

[fickle cosmos]

no im using some PSU i fount on amazon for 10£

idk when it's gonna explode

[grave osprey]

that somehow sounds worse than the gigabyte psu

[midnight ferry]

im supprised your house is not burnt down yet lol

[fickle cosmos]

I almost did that fucking around with a motherboard

i blew like 3 capacitors

[grave osprey]

fatherboard when

[fickle cosmos]

gone to get the ram from the shop

[grave osprey]

sad

[fickle cosmos]

AMD FX-6300 my beloved

3 core 6 thread

[grave osprey]

add dust to cpu

[fickle cosmos]

i dont wanna

if i take the CPU cooler off it shuts off 😭

[grave osprey]

add blanket

[fickle cosmos]

i did that and burn my finger

[grave osprey]

makes temps

[midnight ferry]

lol

[grave osprey]

next time use another blanket for your hand

[urban elk]

PMFAO

[fickle cosmos]

instructions unclear i am now the blanket

[grave osprey]

you are now

[fickle cosmos]

yes

does apple music have smart crossfade or is it just me

[midnight ferry]

my 2022 macbook air is the oppisate when doing the slightest demanding task

it does

[grave osprey]

i don't know i use adtify

[fickle cosmos]

If I boot windows the CPU spikes to 80 degrees cels

then like 2 mins later just dies

[cunning iron]

@tough drift the kings pact binds them

1. create ways of scripting without scripts

[grave osprey]

anyways unfortunate news I'm not a night owl i can't stay awake a mimir

[midnight ferry]

its in settings though so if you did not turn it on, that might be a little weird

[solemn plank]

running a webserver on my c64

1 MHz computer on the internet

[fickle cosmos]

i didnt turn it on

[midnight ferry]

oh

[vapid adder]

ŷ

[fickle cosmos]

i dont think so anyway

[midnight ferry]

thats suspicious

[solemn plank]

WAIT HOLY SHIT I HAVE AN IDEA

[lost furnace]

My internet works if you ask nicely apparently

[solemn plank]

i could turn my c64 into a jukebox

[fickle cosmos]

crossfade was set to automatic by default

[fickle cosmos]

my internet only works when it wants to

[midnight ferry]

oh

[cunning iron]

2. create ways of trusting without trust

[solemn plank]

our school's wifi for some reason seems to know when a device is specifically owned by me, and makes it hell to connect

[midnight ferry]

I use wifi 7 but I CANT EVEN USE IT BECAUSE MY MACBOOK DOESNT HAVE A SUPPORTED ADAPTER YET

[noble quest]

`

[solemn plank]

what if i put shiggy on the c64

[fickle cosmos]

I have wifi 6

[fickle cosmos]

my school network is fucking 3gig

[solemn plank]

mine has fiber optic?? no idea why

[fickle cosmos]

oh and it somehow can handle like 30x7 computers running at the same time

also it's ethernet only which is fun

[solemn plank]

it had fiber iptic before all of us

[midnight ferry]

is your school rich or something?

[solemn plank]

nop

dont think so

just a small town

[signal rose]

how do I get that experiment(?) feature where I can turn off notifications despite being idle or online/invisible

[fickle cosmos]

i live in a fucking village lol

[solemn plank]

same lmfao

[cunning iron]

the demons arent speaking to each other using blockchain transactions what do you mean look away stop

[main wyvern]

there are daemons inside my linux machine

[midnight ferry]

lol

[solemn plank]

The "Day Zero" Incident

[fickle cosmos]

there are demons in the SS7 network

[midnight ferry]

i used to use linux but I cant play games but now I just given up on games because no more windows now 😦

[fickle cosmos]

i swap linux distros every like 2 days

and like

to windows every week

[solemn plank]

as a linux user i dont have windows. it is dark here. i want out

[cunning iron]

[fickle cosmos]

as a linux user i have a windows vm

[solemn plank]

why dont linux users go outside? we are trapped

[midnight ferry]

when I used linux I just used arch

[solemn plank]

as soon as you install linux your door disappears

[fickle cosmos]

I TOUCHED GRASS TODAY AND I USE LINUX

[rain coral]

wrong

[midnight ferry]

lol

[solemn plank]

every exit is gone

[solemn plank]

thrn what thw fuck happened to me

[main wyvern]

as a linux user, windows are on my house not my computer

[rain coral]

your parents trapped you

[solemn plank]

Heelp! Heeeeeelp!

[rain coral]

(lies, i kidnapped you)

[cunning iron]

[midnight ferry]

lol

that plot swist 💀

swist*

[rain coral]

plot swish

[solemn plank]

i NEED my compiter back

[rain coral]

compiler?

[solemn plank]

it will be back in about 3 days

puter

[fickle cosmos]

why does debian 13 have a new apt

[solemn plank]

been using windows xp for like

[midnight ferry]

NEW APT?!?!?!

[solemn plank]

a month now

[fickle cosmos]

New style at least

[solemn plank]

and dont tell me to use linux either, i have 2 GB of ram

[rain coral]

i would use win 7 but i dont have putee

[fickle cosmos]

use linux

use tiny core linux

[midnight ferry]

haha i have 8 gb

[fickle cosmos]

i have 96

[rain coral]

use puppy linux (i dont care about your computer use cases i heard this distro randomly on reddit comments )

[solemn plank]

i know one thing you can run linux on but really sjouldnt

my commodore 64

[rain coral]

toilet?

oh

reminds me of the
Kill process ... or sacrifice child

[midnight ferry]

only b/c for some reason its like $100 for 32 gig

[solemn plank]

RISC-V, a 1.01 MHz (at best) CPU, 64 kB of ram and linux doesnt really end well

[fickle cosmos]

New APT moment

[solemn plank]

only tested on emulator (with turbo on) because it would take a week probably to even boot up

[midnight ferry]

Apple moment

[fickle cosmos]

apple: bad
apple UI team: good

[solemn plank]

commodore was so based

[fickle cosmos]

now the CPU is getting hotter

[main wyvern]

[rain coral]

apple bad ui too

[fickle cosmos]

i spoke too soon

[rain coral]

i love window 3

[midnight ferry]

macos is actually pretty good, in my experiance

experience*

[rain coral]

i have yet to experience macos too

[fickle cosmos]

i wonder if I can fucking hackintosh my PC lol

[solemn plank]

before i make a clown out of myself more than this would

[rain coral]

but i dont think i could survive a day on ios

[solemn plank]

dpes apple still not include the charger

[rain coral]

it would never

[midnight ferry]

on phones yes, but atleast mac comes with 30 watt charger

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter https://cdn.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/FLOATER/AL092024/GEOCOLOR/20242702140-20242710310-ABI-AL092024-GEOCOLOR-1000x1000.gif it comes

[fickle cosmos]

it comes.

[paper gate]

soon

[rain coral]

my frien on mexico will suffer first

[fickle cosmos]

soon™️*

[paper gate]

@rain coral

[solemn plank]

apple, 2024: phone doesn't even come with charger
commodore, 1983: schematics for all cables and ports come in the included user manual

[fickle cosmos]

so close to 1984

[midnight ferry]

it comes with cable just not brick

[rain coral]

you love

[fickle cosmos]

libmysofa

[raw panther]

commodore has no blue message bubbles

[solemn plank]

it could...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1016582558605115473.webp?size=48

[rain coral]

@paper gate you will be forced to host your apps on discord

[midnight ferry]

but its not very fun to have to pay for a charger brick because apple wants to cut costs with your 1000 dollar product

[solemn plank]

then again charger bricks are abundant in today's househokd

mood

[rain coral]

moshimoshi

[raw panther]

honestly though everyone already has chargers, and apple isn't even making the charge speed better on iphones

[midnight ferry]

and apple says "its for the enviorment" yet you waste more packaging to buy a charger brick seperatly

[midnight ferry]

true tbh

[raw panther]

apple still at 18W of charging while xiaomemes charge at 200W

[open pasture]

Is this the averge vencord user

Or discord in general

[midnight ferry]

dude chargers are expensive af if you want anything over 50W

[open pasture]

200W has to be bad for the battery

Fire hazard

[midnight ferry]

oh yea its horrible for the battery

phone goes boom

[open pasture]

I just realized I'm defending apple. I should shoot myself

[mortal rose]

idk anyrhing about chargers but my phone charges fast with the charger it came with

[midnight ferry]

30 min fast?

[raw panther]

oneplus/oppo/realme at least does charging smart with high amps and less volts

[rain coral]

i don't think we should push more

[midnight ferry]

100W is max for me

[mortal rose]

cool thing about brazil is that samsung is required to give you a free charger cable you just have to ask them and it arrives at your doorstep

[open pasture]

My phone supports 33W charging but even with the original charger, I've never seen it top 27. I got scammed i think

[midnight ferry]

but 100W is expensive AF

[mortal rose]

something around that

[raw panther]

with VOOC/dash/warp charge they use the brick heats up but phone stays cold

[open pasture]

ONE THOUSAND WATTS

[rain coral]

why dont you connect it to your distributed energy system directly

[mortal rose]

five hundred watts

[midnight ferry]

mmm thousand dollar electricity bill

[open pasture]

We should have a charger that fully charges your phone INSTANTLY
plug it in and its goes WOOOOOP, done

[rain coral]

it should not need to connect in that instance

just a quick wireless charging station

[open pasture]

Ermmm actually more wattage would mean faster charging aka lesser time for it being used. It shouldn't affect the bill i think

[rain coral]

(it would explode)

[midnight ferry]

just make sure its not wireless

[raw panther]

supercapacitors are a thing

not in phones yet tho

[open pasture]

That thing would be at like 300°C

[open pasture]

Real

[mortal rose]

true

[raw panther]

microwave your iphone for instant charge

[open pasture]

What do they do

[midnight ferry]

BUT it would prob destroy your outlet

[open pasture]

Skill issue tbh. Get a better outlet

[paper gate]

super capacitors wouldnt be practical for phones i think

[raw panther]

they are like batteries that can charge pretty much instantly

[paper gate]

nop

[mortal rose]

just make the ultra charger charge up so it can deliver the ultra charge to your phone after it has charged itself enough

[paper gate]

they take sooo long to charge in my experience

[open pasture]

You're incapable of thinking, don't lie to me

[paper gate]

they can deliver a massive amount of current very quickly

[rain coral]

what we need is not super chargers but true wireless charging environments

[open pasture]

Why don't they use them in phones

[paper gate]

@rain coral the 5g

[rain coral]

sending magic electrons through air

@paper gate

[midnight ferry]

idk prob expensive af

[open pasture]

Erm radiations

[rain coral]

i would like to irradiate light too

[midnight ferry]

xiaomi had a concept of that but RADIATION is not fun

[raw panther]

from what I've read they would also charge up fast but wouldn't work as well as a battery, which would need to also exist and maybe some internal charging circuit to charge the battery from the supercap

but I dunno much tbh

[open pasture]

Phones are getting pretty expensive themselves. They need to make a $5000 concept phone or something like that at least

[paper gate]

something like that

[mortal rose]

just make phones be powered by gays idk

[paper gate]

i think someone tried using them for a drone battery and it wouldnt work

gallium nitride batteries

[rain coral]

so bad i cant have magic charging station because cells cant stand it

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/server-cat-gif-25719255

[mortal rose]

gas

[paper gate]

solid state batteries

[open pasture]

Cat powered phone

[mortal rose]

i meant gas

[raw panther]

a GaN charger would be nice

[midnight ferry]

they have that

[paper gate]

i have a GaN charger

[raw panther]

they do, but I don't :3

[midnight ferry]

oh

[paper gate]

i love it

[midnight ferry]

dude I want UGREEN Uno because its cute but way overpriced lol

[mortal rose]

uno

[open pasture]

What are normal chargers made of

[mortal rose]

charger

[raw panther]

it does an uno reverse on the battery and drains it

[mortal rose]

Glock

[paper gate]

charger

[open pasture]

What are you made of

[midnight ferry]

plastic?? IDK I MEANT CHARGERS NOT MYSELF

[paper gate]

glue

[mortal rose]

person

[open pasture]

Yummers

[paper gate]

Yummers

[rain coral]

small capacitor

[paper gate]

the bees... they buzzed at me...

[open pasture]

No i meant like what's the opposite of GaN chargers 😭

Chemically

[mortal rose]

i buzzed at the bees and the bees buzzed back

[paper gate]

there isnt one

[open pasture]

Hmmm

[rain coral]

not opposite but alternative

[open pasture]

I might be stupid

:3

[mortal rose]

what's a gan charger

[open pasture]

Gallium nitride

Yummers

[midnight ferry]

galium nitride

[mortal rose]

im nerding out bro i immediately thought of gan cubes

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[rain coral]

we need to control the AC flowing through your home

thats why the capacitors are there, to reduce the amount of volts and amps

the phone wouldnt resist 240VAC

[open pasture]

His ass is not a good speaker

[raw panther]

https://www.belkin.com/products/product-resources/gan-chargers/

[mortal rose]

this is hilarious

[paper gate]

capacitors are useful in smoothing out voltage

[midnight ferry]

belkin is overpriced lol

[paper gate]

power supplies use a lot of them

[raw panther]

but good article

[rain coral]

yeah they look like small cities

[open pasture]

I see

[paper gate]

@rain coral i live in your walls

[rain coral]

i know

why wouldnt you enter my house then

[open pasture]

I'm gonna eat capacitors now to reduce the amounts of volts in me. Then i will be immune to electric shocks

[midnight ferry]

omg

[open pasture]

🧠

[midnight ferry]

😮 omg he is going to kill himself

[raw panther]

caps don't reduce volts or amps at all, they smooth out the power output, voltage is dropped with coils and amps don't need to be reduced in any way because the receiving device's resistance does that

[rain coral]

smiley bot what

[river thunder]

@stark herald, <t:1727363950:R>: 27th

[rain coral]

thanks for the correction

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

How do you folks know all this stuff

Physics majors

[raw panther]

I studied electronics :3

[paper gate]

i love electronics

[open pasture]

Ah

[cloud hatch]

tactical phone battery reload

[open pasture]

Electronics so cool

[midnight ferry]

da internet :3

[paper gate]

i love computers electronics astronomy and physics

[open pasture]

I want to be like iron man

[paper gate]

Yummers

[open pasture]

Nerd!!!

[raw panther]

astronomy? what's your sign? I'm a libra

[paper gate]

insane

[open pasture]

I'm a sigma

[midnight ferry]

NOOO NOT THIS TOPIC

[open pasture]

You're such a gemini 🙄

I hate that reaction

Horror

[midnight ferry]

anyways, i gotta get of discord, its 9:30 in my timezone

PM

off*

[raw panther]

7:23 am here I got off work a while ago, last day at that company

starting new job on monday or rather same job at "competitor" :3

[open pasture]

Congrats

[glass shell]

hi all

[gusty harbor]

asdf

[open pasture]

Hello

[open pasture]

ghjk

[hard flax]

[barren gorge]

i

[sly spear]

Come on get the numbers up

[toxic python]

hi chat

[toxic python]

no embed permission

[toxic python]

:(

[signal rose]

NaN

[toxic python]

NaN

[sly spear]

This is maybe the worst thing to reach my ears in my entire life

[hollow surge]

who up not passing the french test

[hollow surge]

i didn't even see this

[sly spear]

@jaunty trellis i finished 2077

I got the ||sign contract devil|| ending

[raw panther]

I need to finish (or restart) 2077 too

but soon I'll be busy with black ops 6 for quite some time and probably not playing much else

[bold adder]

coshtan tan

[barren gorge]

@tough drift

ashurbanipal

king of the universe

The Ace is back

Me

implodes

https://tenor.com/view/train-fart-big-cool-7days-free-chicken-big-sad-gif-22655342

[vital cape]

https://tenor.com/view/коткат-кот-кит-тварина-ахха-gif-26478588

[raw panther]

wat

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/kamisato-ayaka-ayaka-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-ayaka-genshin-ayaka-gif-11409592989367085734

ayaya

[open pasture]

[winter girder]

God is telling me to drink dr. Pepper

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-spinning-spinning-dr-pepper-dr-pepper-best-soda-funny-dr-pepper-gif-23067827

Guys

Why isn't cloud sync working on pyoncord

Imma lose it

[noble quest]

this is fucking horrifing

[vestal coyote]

cht

chat

[open pasture]

They rewrote it for bunny or something

https://bunny.nexpid.xyz/

[solid edge]

hi frens

[open pasture]

This doesn't break any rules, right?

[mossy egret]

vban

[vestal coyote]

ahhh

[open pasture]

💔

Your honor, i shouldn't be banned because the server wouldn't be the same without me

[vestal coyote]

your honor, they should be banned.

[bold adder]

the walker

[open pasture]

[vestal coyote]

how me get cool colors

[open pasture]

Be cool

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is light orchid!

[vestal coyote]

how be kool

[open pasture]

That's pink, not light orchid

Stupid bot

[open pasture]

Be like me

[vestal coyote]

good bot

[vestal coyote]

did as programmed

[open pasture]

I'm the standard for coolness

[vestal coyote]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is light orchid!

[vestal coyote]

hmm sureeee

[open pasture]

[vestal coyote]

@exotic dock give me cool role

[winter girder]

Farnsie is cool, YOU should be banned

[vestal coyote]

shhhh

[winter girder]

Nuh uh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1212945868785979402/horror.gif

[vestal coyote]

nuh uh

[glass shell]

hi all

[vestal coyote]

[open pasture]

Living in spain without the a

[vestal coyote]

i’m going to pain on february

[quasi ravine]

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[vestal coyote]

hi

[vestal coyote]

who is you

u cool?

[glass shell]

maybe i am

[vestal coyote]

hmmm

[glass shell]

find out

[vestal coyote]

maybe you not

[glass shell]

you must climb the peak of some fuck ass mountain to find the answer

like an old man

[vestal coyote]

climbing

👴🧗‍♂️⛰️

you no cool

[glass shell]

damn

[vestal coyote]

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/marrochi-evil-smile-слово-пацана-gif-18184351777491129163

[vestal coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-memes-cat-images-cat-meme-gif-4644773688486402896

wow

no perms

so sad

[open pasture]

Ridicule this user for not having perms

[vestal coyote]

no

.

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-cat-small-cat-small-cat-bounce-small-cat-funny-walk-gif-26036550

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-hauxs-dumb-cat-haux-cat-cat-jumps-into-window-gif-26642144

[glass shell]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/98226572468690944/1267570823326072874/stupididiot.gif

[open pasture]

His name is stupid idiot and he has zero survival instincts

[barren gorge]

thats why they call me

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-gif-27048745

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/975470467408355350/1274048778915282994/ezgif.com-crop.gif

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-review-kitten-review-funny-cute-gif-25834270

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[jaunty trellis]

based

[jaunty trellis]

now get the other endings

[sly spear]

I'm doing the secret ending rn

[jaunty trellis]

btw it forces all enemies to max level so I really hope you have good gear

[sly spear]

Well fuck

[jaunty trellis]

[golden sky]

what do we think of this catch

[empty loom]

oh gosh

[sly spear]

Am i fucked

[empty loom]

how did I not notice Bunny getting discontinued

[sly spear]

I have 14k to get extra stuff

Wait no i already started the mission so i probably can't

[jaunty trellis]

wtf what version is that

[sly spear]

A REALLY old version

[jaunty trellis]

GUH

hop on 2.13

[sly spear]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-catjam-cat-pirate-catjam-pirate-cat-gif-21905878

I'm too lazy to redownload lmao

[jaunty trellis]

😭

you will redownload and play the dlc

[sly spear]

Tbh i probably will

I was putting it off and playing the rest of the endgame content

Is the dlc any good?

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[sly spear]

[deep token]

@quasi ravine hii

[quasi ravine]

hiiiiiii

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-cat-small-cat-small-cat-bounce-small-cat-funny-walk-gif-26036550

[sudden sun]

giant frieren plush

[sturdy folio]

wtf how did you finish the game with that 😭

do you do the side content or

[sly spear]

Nope i'm just built different..

[quasi ravine]

i cant rember if i finished cyberpunk or i watched some gameplay on youtube

all i remember is finishing judy romance plot then never opening it again

[jaunty trellis]

I kinda wanna try a netrunner build now

[acoustic trellis]

I shall play cyberpunk in my cyberpunk edgerunners drip

[chrome path]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-cat-small-cat-small-cat-bounce-small-cat-funny-walk-gif-26036550

[crude fern]

September 11th 2001 was a historical day for the aviation community.....

the new world record for largest payload on an aircraft happened that day.