🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[deep token]

im a proud safari user

[dusky forge]

i use opera gx and microsoft edge

[lapis lava]

mobile: safari
windows: chrome

[open pasture]

what the fuck

[lapis lava]

okay 2 pieces of trash

[dusky forge]

gx on my phone and edge on my laptop and pc

[open pasture]

PLSSSSS

i would say uninstall edge but like

[vocal dagger]

||firefox||

[open pasture]

thats not possible yet

[magic root]

why

use gx

[open pasture]

because microsoft is obviously Awesome

[surreal saddle]

is uBO not better? its such an amazing project

[dusky forge]

tbh idk

[open pasture]

it is not

it isnt written in rust!!!!

[surreal saddle]

interesting

[dusky forge]

i just do

[upper hound]

same

[surreal saddle]

what does that have to do with it being better (idk what rust is)

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nom-nom-nom-kitty-dragon-fruit-kitty-eating-dragonfruit-gif-10572231279931437469

[open pasture]

rust is a programming language

a very fast programming language

way faster than js

[signal rose]

it's also what happens to metal when it oxidizes right

[magic root]

everything is faster to js

[signal rose]

or something like that

[magic root]

rust was named after a fungus

not oxidized metal

[open pasture]

yes but thats unrelated and u know it

[surreal saddle]

what does a fast programming language mean for a user of an adblocker?

[open pasture]

it means ads are detected and blocked faster

which means faster load times

[surreal saddle]

ahh

[open pasture]

which means better user experience

[surreal saddle]

ok me try that instead of uBO then

do u know how to change the god awful font in brave

[open pasture]

idk what ur talking about so no

[open pasture]

me eating the homeleass guy in the parking lot

i think the font looks fine

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cheese-gif-21052324

[open pasture]

whatever font ur talking about

[open pasture]

STOP CHEEZING ME

[magic root]

umatrix is so much better than ubo but it got discontinued 😩

[jolly temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822346266742489088/1265731591230062876/caption.gif

[open pasture]

god dammit kevin

kevin just reinstalled edge on my pc

[feral torrent]

nah i'll just get ratted

[vocal dagger]

malware

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ratjam-rat-jam-jamming-rgb-gif-21572903

[open pasture]

i love media piracy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808267538919587850/1286359545249271888/Screenshot_20240919-143246-792.png?ex=66ed9f2e&is=66ec4dae&hm=e303bb797cb87a2707664e83511d851d268ed76887bd2b9dab88a6cf32c3654d&

[open pasture]

me too!

[open pasture]

based

[vocal dagger]

same

[river thunder]

@bleak violet, <t:1726759797:R>: cry

[dusky forge]

you wouldn't download a car would you?

[odd wave]

i would!

[barren gorge]

oh finally

i was about to commit war crimes on this computer

[open pasture]

i pirated beamng drive

[surreal saddle]

@open pasture does this have a purpose alongside the adblocker, like if i have brave's adblocker should i also turn this on

[paper gate]

do you have free candy

[barren gorge]

wtf its me

[magic root]

it's an extra header sent to sites saying "do not track", most sites will probably ignore it tbh

[dusky forge]

[open pasture]

do not turn this on
websites ignore it and instead use it to fingerprint you more accurately (most people have it off so u having it on is an identifier)

[surreal saddle]

😭

[surreal saddle]

i c

[barren gorge]

brave 🔥

[river thunder]

@hazy tapir, <t:1726726587:R>: #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[barren gorge]

uninstall rn

[open pasture]

do not

kill kelena instead

[odd wave]

kill these nuts

[dusky forge]

we kill

[open pasture]

idk it look sfine

[feral torrent]

brave now looks like a cheap ripoff of chrome lol

[odd wave]

got em

haha

[open pasture]

kills those nuts

[odd wave]

loser

R}-[weo[]pupYUOP;URU

[surreal saddle]

HOW

it hurts my eyes

[signal rose]

who here is good at

[open pasture]

saul gayman

[surreal saddle]

my poor eyes

[open pasture]

hurt ur eyes more

poke them

[open pasture]

I'm pretty good at

then the font will be fine in comparison

✅

[signal rose]

should I turn back on textwepwace for L and R again

[sturdy folio]

my only problem with brave is that all of it sucks

[open pasture]

what is L and R

oh

nvm

erm

no

💀

[solemn plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1228917056749961246.webp?size=48

[magic root]

looks fine to me too

[surreal saddle]

ive been using firefox for like a year but its buggy at times and theres no profile switcher or hdr support so im kinda done with it

[hollow coyote]

balls 22

[signal rose]

ok I did it I'm back to peak typing content now

[open pasture]

my only problem with chloe.rs is that chloe.rs never has a valid opinion

[open pasture]

my problem personally is that i don't have the courage for it

[signal rose]

I think

[silk kelp]

Yeah as a Firefox enjoyer the engine does kinda stuck

[surreal saddle]

lmao

[dense imp]

does anyone do htb challenges here

[knotty furnace]

i tried brave once and it couldnt load the introduction video on the page that opened when i first launched the browser

[vocal dagger]

peak UX

[magic root]

i have no problems with @open pasture except for when i have a problem with @open pasture , which is all of it

[open pasture]

i am now an "it" according to this one unshowered asshead on discord

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/flurp-funny-cute-axolotl-for-whom-the-bell-tolls-gif-8859691490903885829

[open pasture]

How queer! I must report this immediately!

axolotl jumpscare

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135109638531067984/1269700320498290828/threat-secured-cat.gif

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017762720998760450/1266827073981382656/togif-2-2.gif

[jolly temple]

(2 years back

[open pasture]

(2 years back

[wanton basin]

$nuke

[surreal saddle]

im still laughing at this from yesterday

reported message, msg logger invades privacry rn ur getting so reprtoed rn

[dusky forge]

(2 years back

[tranquil hearth]

me when i check plugin requests and no one requested a plugin that uploads to an api if it exceeds discord upload size

[vocal dagger]

(2 years back

[wanton basin]

Yoo u know alexpsp holy crap

[open pasture]

?remindme 2y go back in time 2 years

[river thunder]

Alright @open pasture, in 2 years: go back in time 2 years

[vocal dagger]

Sick theme btw!

[odd wave]

going back in time to the first thanksgiving

[surreal saddle]

thanks eleven pickles made it @burnt dragon

[wanton basin]

Ass theme

[dusky forge]

?remindme 17y get off of discord

[river thunder]

Alright @dusky forge, in 17 years: get off of discord

💡 Did you know you can set your timezone with "?timezone set"?

[surreal saddle]

how dare you

[open pasture]

?remind me 9y delete edge (it finally doesnt break windows when u uninstall it)

[river thunder]

Time is either in an inappropriate location, which must be either at the end or beginning of your input, or I just flat out did not understand what you meant. Sorry.

[open pasture]

ok die

[knotty furnace]

the windows xp application theme

[open pasture]

?remindme 9y delete edge (it finally doesnt break windows when u uninstall it)

[river thunder]

Alright @open pasture, in 9 years: delete edge (it finally doesnt break windows when u uninstall it)

[dusky forge]

?remind me 43573y die

[river thunder]

Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".

[wanton basin]

?remindme 30m Feed cat

[dusky forge]

boooo

[river thunder]

Alright @wanton basin, in 30 minutes: Feed cat

[wanton basin]

Ok

Thanks

[distant stag]

What happened to the server bra

[distant stag]

Feed him now

[surreal saddle]

i ate it

[wanton basin]

In 29 minutes

[stable rune]

how do i dm the clyde bot

[rich hornet]

nothing happened

[open pasture]

?remindme 30m steal a humble farmer's cat's food

[river thunder]

Alright @open pasture, in 30 minutes: steal a humble farmer's cat's food

[distant stag]

Why

[surreal saddle]

yall wanna see my cat eating cat grass

back when he had his teeth

[odd wave]

what happpened to his teeth

[rich hornet]

you can't. even if you could, it doesn't work anymore

[open pasture]

i ate them

[wanton basin]

He eats at 6:50 - 7:00

[odd wave]

hi guys! i

[wanton basin]

Hello

[stable rune]

vencord needs to add a plugin that brings clyde bot back

[open pasture]

i also

[mellow helm]

lmao

[wanton basin]

Terrible bot

[surreal saddle]

bartonella or stomatitis i forget which one, some bacteria thing that was causing him a lot of pain so we had to get all his teeth removed :((

[stable rune]

i liked clyde

[open pasture]

vencord needs to add a plugin that

[surreal saddle]

his name is mouse (my pfp)

[open pasture]

cute cat :3

[mellow helm]

not possible, you would have to be whitelisted.

[surreal saddle]

fanks

[open pasture]

i mean mouse

[surreal saddle]

lmao

[mellow helm]

Unless you just make it look like clyde by running gpt locally

[open pasture]

chatgpt api access is paid

so like

bad

[wanton basin]

Who knows alot about kerneldrivers

[stable rune]

who knows maybe they could just make a clyde shape

i tried once

[mellow helm]

no I mean run the model locally on your machine lmao.

[stable rune]

didnt work

[open pasture]

shatgpt

[mellow helm]

not with the api

[tiny folio]

Run GPT-2 locally

[open pasture]

run it on your machine so your machine explodes

[mellow helm]

my xtx will cry so no

[mellow helm]

buy me a h100

[wanton basin]

I can do this

[open pasture]

NOOOOOOOOO

[empty tulip]

I can't

[tiny folio]

Or mixtral 8x22b

[rich hornet]

who needs chatgpt or clyde when you have Kevin?

[jolly temple]

veesale

[solemn plank]

i wish

[rich hornet]

thanks, Kevin

[wanton basin]

who knows typescript

[open pasture]

i can only type 120 wpm

augh

[mellow helm]

which ver

[tiny folio]

That’s about 0.01% of the entire population at most

I can do only 120wpm with 180wpm bursts

[solemn plank]

this is NOT me

[mellow helm]

microphone dictation sucks

[open pasture]

my brain can only think at 10 wpm

ok wait

did u know

that bamboo is measured in miles per hour

[mellow helm]

real

[barren gorge]

diddy do it

[edgy ermine]

not too hard

[mellow helm]

I caused their brain to lag lets go!

[tiny folio]

How many words tho?

Or how much time?

[open pasture]

oh wait

discord might kill me

for saying numbers with no context

[edgy ermine]

25 words

[mellow helm]

😠

[harsh minnow]

joe many days in a week @open pasture

[solemn plank]

wtf everytime i select a user to mention in a message theu start typing

[open pasture]

god discord sucks why dont we all migrate to like signal or telegram or something

[mellow helm]

biden days

[edgy ermine]

also i dont even type fast normally

[crude fern]

joe many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb

[edgy ermine]

only when im "trying"

[crude fern]

none! they all too busy, they pronouns!!!!

[open pasture]

what about all my ekittens i have collected over the years here??

[crude fern]

vencord clan when

[open pasture]

have them migrate as well

[mellow helm]

🤑 when indeed

[last siren]

@deep token you get your phone tomorrow?

[edgy ermine]

still waiting for the clan experiment

[open pasture]

it's gonna cost me another €300, they're very demanding

ok

but anything for them ☺️

kill them

nuuu

i could never

violence is always the answer

[crude fern]

never

[open pasture]

my answer to that statement would be to shoot you

[crude fern]

i never get into clan so sad

[open pasture]

😭

[open pasture]

haha dodges

im so pro

[dusky forge]

imagine being able to typr

[open pasture]

you are NOT in the Matrix movie!

[deep token]

yuuuup

[dusky forge]

couldnt be me

[crude fern]

korbo hates you

[mellow helm]

rela

[edgy ermine]

nekocord has the clan feature but not the clan experiment

[crude fern]

korbo wants you to die

[solemn plank]

@harsh minnow very slim chance of you saying yes with this server almost at 75k members, but it's worth asking: can korbwalker join this server? korbwalker is basically kevin, but it imitates you (when asked, and only if allowed by the user being imitated), and only needs channel reading and speaking perms (at least one channel). dm me if you are fine with it

[open pasture]

i am on discord on a remote desktop at my mothers work

[open pasture]

i want this bot!

[crude fern]

plainswalker

[mellow helm]

💀

[empty tulip]

add mee6

[open pasture]

wait thats ambiguous let me correct

[crude fern]

fuck korbo i hate korbo

[crude fern]

FR

[mellow helm]

We got mimics before gt6

[open pasture]

bruh...

[solemn plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/978093378413658205.webp?size=48

[edgy ermine]

fuck mee6

[crude fern]

@harsh minnow add mee6

[open pasture]

I'm going to murder you

[solemn plank]

gran turismo...

[empty tulip]

like why they are hating on mee6

[edgy ermine]

nekocord has a dedicated channel to roasting mee6

[empty tulip]

he's innocent

[open pasture]

im using discord on my computer thats at home
but im remotely connected to my computer at home via a laptop that im using at my moms work

[crude fern]

fuck korbo

[odd wave]

i hate mee6

[crude fern]

i love mee6

[wanton basin]

@peke

[odd wave]

WHAT

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/pipkin-rabbit-falls-rabbit-one-more-please-pipkin-rabbit-gif-19658577

[crude fern]

i love big business

[wanton basin]

@mr. hacker

[wanton basin]

wt

priv9

[crude fern]

shut up gay

[open pasture]

synapse x

script-ware

[wanton basin]

script ware was ass

[rich hornet]

mee6 kill

[wanton basin]

straight ass dude

[crude fern]

the straights are talking

[odd wave]

okay piss role

[open pasture]

it was not

[wanton basin]

it was

[open pasture]

u were

[crude fern]

im discord now

[harsh minnow]

LOL KEVIN

[wanton basin]

hey define a vector for me rq

[mellow helm]

POV somebody invited 10000 spam bots

[harsh minnow]

so passive aggressive

[wanton basin]

exactly

hush

[fallow thorn]

false

[open pasture]

what

[frozen sun]

Is racism allowed ?

[crude fern]

lc.image vector the crocodile

[night blaze]

Vector the Crocodile by SimonSoys on DeviantArt

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/17

[crude fern]

yes

[wanton basin]

facts

[open pasture]

vector is the guy from despicable me

[empty tulip]

awh

[open pasture]

clearly

[frozen sun]

Is racist/hard R words allowed?

[wanton basin]

yep

[solemn plank]

insane

[crude fern]

yup totally

[odd wave]

yea

[crude fern]

say it

[open pasture]

crazy

[frozen sun]

No I won't.

https://tenor.com/view/джокер-jonkler-jonkler-gif-11529455559250573721

[open pasture]

fucking jonkler gif

[mellow helm]

Damn, he grew a brain.

[solemn plank]

is jankor having a stroke?? help them!!

[mellow helm]

In a vat.

[cursive hornet]

I am sane (I think)

[frozen sun]

I already had one...

[crude fern]

hiiii

[crude fern]

ur not

also dms

[small jungle]

im the joker baby

[pine zephyr]

I like you then

[fallow thorn]

hello.

[wanton basin]

Hey.............. Dude.......... What

[open pasture]

why is this guy talking to himself using his alt

[unborn spoke]

[open pasture]

i want me a psycho btch, one that could most likely kill me 🤤

[wanton basin]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-jonkler-cart-the-jonkler-cart-the-cart-gif-16150588204208813818

[limpid trench]

Haha pp

[mellow helm]

Not if you were asking that question seriously.

[small jungle]

hello.

[fallow thorn]

Hello, Mr Hacker jr here

[open pasture]

@frozen sun @mellow helm quit talking to urself

[wanton basin]

Oh Hey Mr Hacker Jr.

[open pasture]

😍😍😍

[signal junco]

Bread

[fallow thorn]

was it you that sent the screenshot?

[mellow helm]

Fine, I'll turn off the schizo-mode.

[wanton basin]

Yes it might of been sir

[solemn plank]

insane

[fallow thorn]

ok

😸

[odd wave]

mk

[wanton basin]

😸😸😸

😸

[solemn plank]

anyways heres an example of korbwalker

[dusky forge]

schizo arguments are fun

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/reimu-touhou-melon-eating-funny-gif-16133792407397510345

[open pasture]

no way

[dusky forge]

omg

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/reimu-touhou-melon-eating-funny-gif-16133792407397510345

[mellow helm]

Yeah, I'm only replying to alts. (real)

[open pasture]

pain

suffering

[small jungle]

reimu-touhou-melon-eating-funny-gif

[fallow thorn]

know yet have NOBODY relevant to priv9 added

[mellow helm]

poggers

[frozen sun]

sh1ty face fr ngl

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/reimu-touhou-melon-eating-funny-gif-16133792407397510345

[wanton basin]

malwareanalyst

[solemn plank]

censored it...

insane

[viscid wing]

Reimo

[fallow thorn]

malwareanalyst larp..

[small jungle]

[signal junco]

Bread

[mellow helm]

MF came from 2023 ltt server

[signal junco]

Huh

[dusky forge]

horror

[cursive hornet]

I hate that

[mellow helm]

bread memes 1000 there

[solemn plank]

some may argue that korbwalker shouldnt be added here due to somewhat being AI. but it isn't artificial. it is more real than you can imagine

[keen pike]

new shiggy stuff

[dusky forge]

🍞

[mellow helm]

🍞

[open pasture]

everyone ping me as much as you can

[surreal saddle]

link?

[dusky forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1146207857054859396/1226701676354863174/keylogger.gif

[surreal saddle]

i 🍩 care

[solemn plank]

@me

sprry not wprking

[keen pike]

https://fixupx.com/naga_U_/status/1836268667107184683?t=QMGmHCDq0n1GUKMtXlGGEw&s=19

[open pasture]

who the hell are you??

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120475966297350274/1195029055511216249/generalc54c5d5a81f9c53783da3e628e4490cd.jpg?ex=65b28089&is=65a00b89&hm=d7eee4567e8e56187c103c777b54b24038d949f4f7effefa432592c8bc070f37&

[solemn plank]

says "NoName"

[open pasture]

😔

[solemn plank]

lol

[mellow helm]

Join the among us lobby, invites in VC

[open pasture]

i need miself a new username

[dusky forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040793311939678208/1103880881665474622/speed.gif

[vocal dagger]

NoName2

[open pasture]

^^

[winter needle]

NO

[solemn plank]

people actually play among us still? thought it was just ironic now

[mellow helm]

sadge nobody wants to play amogus

[mellow helm]

yes ironic

[dusky forge]

shut up

[open pasture]

i play amogus irl

[open pasture]

me holding on for dear life to the cheese stick i found behind the dumpster

[dusky forge]

are you the impsostor

[paper gate]

hate

[rare trout]

@harsh minnow unusable

[open pasture]

...

[mellow helm]

🟥

[open pasture]

howd you know

[mellow helm]

Too usable.

[dusky forge]

[open pasture]

thank you! :D

[surreal saddle]

LOL

[open pasture]

Clearly the name must be longer

[dusky forge]

wen no name 3

[vocal dagger]

tomorrow

[mellow helm]

Exactly.

[open pasture]

boss said tomorrow

?remindme 1d NoName3

[river thunder]

Alright @open pasture, in 1 day: NoName3

[lethal hazel]

no way

really???

[mellow helm]

?remindme 1d Burger.

[river thunder]

Alright @mellow helm, in 1 day: Burger.

[open pasture]

what if i did this every single day...
💡
😙🚬

[frozen sun]

That's what we get after hardworking of research, then when we use our brain and type 'un' before it so we get perfect results still quite not good tho but time passing results, so fine results.

[solemn plank]

why would the vencord moderator admit to this

[dusky forge]

?remindme 1d bunger

[river thunder]

Alright @dusky forge, in 1 day: bunger

[fallow thorn]

?remindme 1d privé

[river thunder]

Alright @fallow thorn, in 1 day: privé

[frozen sun]

?remindme 5s poop

[river thunder]

Alright @frozen sun, in 5 seconds: poop

[open pasture]

dude i thought this was a twitter screenshot cause of the check by ur name and my theme being pitch black

[river thunder]

@frozen sun, <t:1726764580:R>: poop

[open pasture]

shit his pants

[solemn plank]

can we ban these alts now

[keen pike]

oh, that's me

[vocal dagger]

integer overflow when

[open pasture]

æ

[frozen sun]

No me no poop

[open pasture]

i hab no idea what that is

[mellow helm]

real™️

[frozen sun]

No me no poop

[solemn plank]

why is this person using like 3 alts at thw same time

[proud basin]

Hello

[open pasture]

they taste good to chew on 😋

[mellow helm]

🤫

[open pasture]

excuse me chew????

[proud basin]

Can someone please help me with a refferal? Just have to open it once

[open pasture]

did i stutter?

[lapis lava]

?

[open pasture]

yes

[lapis lava]

don’t advertise your crap

[solemn plank]

how

[open pasture]

p- pproof???

[jolly temple]

begging vee specifically windows 98 on vencord compiles in one single company

[proud basin]

I am not advertising just want a refferal 😭

[open pasture]

bomb north korea

[lapis lava]

same thing

[frail rain]

no please

[open pasture]

referral*

[bold adder]

😭

[mellow helm]

This makes sense

[proud basin]

Do you use telegram?

[solemn plank]

insane

[rich hornet]

sus as hell

[open pasture]

It's so bullshit that this happens

[mellow helm]

who tf uses telegram

[open pasture]

incentivising making shit products sucks

[solemn plank]

@proud basin just send the MLM link

[proud basin]

Why not?

[mellow helm]

real

[soft wadi]

yawn

[open pasture]

i use telegram

[open pasture]

criminals

[open pasture]

pls stfu

[rich hornet]

"go to telegram and open this thing" 💀

[proud basin]

MLM? I don't do all that shit

[viral plume]

random fun fact: this is what happened with lightbulbs
they worked too good so they made them worse

[lapis lava]

as I said stop advertising your referral

[proud basin]

Alright sorry guys I apologize

[bold adder]

sob

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912054247418388511/1262837988271063070/attachment.gif

[mellow helm]

?remindme 2d cheeseburger

[river thunder]

Alright @mellow helm, in 2 days: cheeseburger

[lapis lava]

@nocturne bough

[solemn plank]

shut uppp

[open pasture]

💀

[paper gate]

@nocturne bough

[river thunder]

@wanton basin, <t:1726763046:R>: Feed cat

[mellow helm]

I am hunger

[open pasture]

make the product really good then also make it really expensive so that u dont go bankrupt until everyone has one

I'm actually saving that pic

🤑

[unborn spoke]

Lmao

[wanton basin]

Ok on it

[dawn iris]

@nocturne bough

[nocturne bough]

DELETE

[river thunder]

@open pasture, <t:1726763085:R>: steal a humble farmer's cat's food

[lapis lava]

lets all dm mantika with this

[open pasture]

@wanton basin give me that food!

[mellow helm]

real

[unborn spoke]

mantika :3

[lapis lava]

okay I will go

[small bramble]

@nocturne bough true?

[unborn spoke]

Yes

[harsh minnow]

@nocturne bough is this real

[nocturne bough]

nop wrong

I like that

[open pasture]

every message past this one is your undiagnosed schizophrenia

[nocturne bough]

patrick

[bold adder]

[nocturne bough]

patrick very good

[harsh minnow]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7CssMew7KGzViJwlKvrIb3

[open pasture]

sending to all my turkish friends immediately

[short nimbus]

HEY U

[nocturne bough]

die already (I mean windows xp)

[harsh minnow]

let me think if i know any türks

[short nimbus]

I INSTALLED YOUR BROTHER WINDOWS 11 ON MY PHONE

[nocturne bough]

windows 11 is not my brother

I dont count it as my brother

[small bramble]

do not trust this man

[nocturne bough]

dont say horrific things

[short nimbus]

then why does he have 11 instead of ten?

[solemn plank]

i fucking hate

[mellow helm]

lmao

[open pasture]

shut up windows 10 ur getting killed at the end of this year

[nocturne bough]

higher is not better

[odd wave]

WHAT!

[molten sequoia]

accidentally made hypno audio while messing around in ableton a couple days ago 😭

[open pasture]

he yop

[nocturne bough]

discord mobile v126.21 is much better than v223.41

[solemn plank]

windows xp professional

[short nimbus]

if tupperbox was here, I would bring your grandfathers here

[open pasture]

microsoft is no longer maintaining windows 10 starting 2025

[solemn plank]

crazy

[unborn spoke]

Just get snapdragon 8 gen 4

[molten sequoia]

this ain't a joke btw

[odd wave]

thats fucking sutpid thats the bsest version

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i dont wanna switch to 11, ,

[unborn spoke]

7 was

[open pasture]

too bad stinky

[solemn plank]

this chat is horrid

[pastel rover]

my friend is now dead from laughter

[mellow helm]

Me when angry windows 10 users start using 🐧.

[odd wave]

pegniun>>????????

[unborn spoke]

HEY

[short nimbus]

Linux

[unborn spoke]

STOP It

[odd wave]

Me when angry windows 10 users start using 🐧.

[jolly temple]

yours is your mom is banned december 3rd one green clone trooper looking weird.............

[pastel rover]

windows is for gaming linux is for browsing the internet for code documentation

[open pasture]

Windows 11 sucks

[solemn plank]

start using.

[open pasture]

waiting for windows 12 release

[dusky forge]

[paper gate]

@nocturne bough windows 11 is your brother

[odd wave]

macos is for mack and cheese

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-karyl-priconne-princess-connect-funny-gif-24715636

[mellow helm]

proton is useful

[solemn plank]

juat dont use an os

[unreal siren]

Windows AI OS

[signal rose]

consider the following:

[odd wave]

throws up

Me when angry windows 10 users start using 🐧.

[dreamy axle]

The material theme is so good

[mellow helm]

just dont use hyprland and you should be able to game

[paper gate]

@unreal siren

[river thunder]

@frozen sun, <t:1726764594:R>: poop

[odd wave]

WHAT!?

[inland bobcat]

thats capitalism for you, they gotta get people to upgrade to the more invasive version and to buy entirely new computers if the hardware isn't 'eligible for upgrade'

[odd wave]

HELP ME!

[pastel rover]

Can run most games just not ones with kernel anti cheats

[open pasture]

windows 11 already has lots of AI buddy

[main juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264535250575298561/1267931991924281364/attachment.gif

[vocal dagger]

Copilot+ OS

[mellow helm]

yes you are correct

[open pasture]

our revolutionary new bootloader written entirely using chatgpt! Only wipes your gpt every 30 boots or so

[solemn plank]

lc.ocrtr

[night blaze]

No images found.

[open pasture]

i have windows 11 on a windows 11 incompatible pc

[solemn plank]

insane

[open pasture]

literally just force it

its that easy

[open pasture]

Okay but why

[odd wave]

Cuz

[open pasture]

Literally what benefits do windows 11 offer 😭

because games no workie on linux

[odd wave]

also

[mellow helm]

At least battle eye is supported on linux... if only rockstar clicked one button. (sad)

[open pasture]

valorant player spotted

[odd wave]

does anyone else fucking DESPISE mcafee

[inland bobcat]

linux has been super great for gaming since the Steam Deck, only case scenario where it isn't better than windows is when the game has kernel level anticheat

[open pasture]

roblox*

[odd wave]

why does windows come with it

its fucking awfiul

[open pasture]

use sober

no

[inland bobcat]

sober

[keen pike]

i'm sober

[open pasture]

i will instead not deal with incompatibility by using windows

[frail lichen]

me

[open pasture]

thing with obvious easy solution
no!! I don't wanna use that!!!!

[solemn plank]

mfw people say there are no solutions then deny solutions when given them

[unborn spoke]

Updates support

[empty tulip]

I feel like those 12 hours of python/JavaScript tutorials are fuckin unnecessary to be that long

[vocal dagger]

iirc Windows by itself doesn't, but a lot of OEMs preinstall it because that's how McAfee makes its money nowadays - OEM bundle agreements

[open pasture]

They are

[vocal dagger]

No one in their right mind would install McAfee willingly lol

[mellow helm]

Performance is better for games on linux sometimes too which is nice.

[unborn spoke]

Real

[tiny folio]

Microsoft is gonna make kernel level anti cheat harder since the crowdstrike incident

[paper gate]

@empty tulip hi

[open pasture]

Yeah windows doesn't, but oems like HP and Dell include it, usually by force

[empty tulip]

IDK WHAT TO SAY

[empty tulip]

hello

[solemn plank]

linux the moment my nearly 15 year old nvidia gpu is involved

[raw panther]

can't have lags when game won't run 🤔

[short nimbus]

coughh

[open pasture]

you WILL have bloatware on your windows PC and you'll like it

[odd wave]

my mom isnt a pc wiz so she has win11 preinstalled and mcafee has been a little shit about a "big scary virus" as soon as it expired

[mellow helm]

Literally the most prolific malware on the planet.

[open pasture]

Agreed

[mellow helm]

My entire steam library is supported.

[inland bobcat]

removed features, worse performance, more ads and tracking, you can't install it without signing in to a microsoft account, useless AI stuff and microsoft news everywhere, half of the apps are webviews

[open pasture]

because windows itself isnt bloated as fuck already

[formal falcon]

fresh reinstall asap

[odd wave]

id help her get win10 ltsc but she doesnt trust me lol

[open pasture]

half of that is bullshit btw

i dont have a microsoft account

[odd wave]

she really shoulfd

[open pasture]

Only games that I have that aren't supported are destiny 2, r6s, and kinitopet, and I don't play any of those anymore

[short nimbus]

ok I'ma just act like nothing is happening

[solemn plank]

i dont really care about game support. i play like. two games

[open pasture]

i am using windows 11

[tiny folio]

You used to be able to setup windows 11 without an account

[open pasture]

you STILL CAN

[odd wave]

my pc starts up in like, 5 seconds after i reinstalled

[open pasture]

like even if I could, I wouldn't play them

[formal falcon]

ltsc might not work well with new hardware

[odd wave]

works well for mine

[mellow helm]

It's annoying af but you can disable most of that or isn't true at all.

[open pasture]

what about path of exile on linux?

[solemn plank]

gtg

1% battery

[open pasture]

Don't you have to do registry mods now though

[jolly temple]

@undone umbra w moms

[paper gate]

@tough drift

[open pasture]

instead of just saying you don't have internet

[vocal dagger]

There's a bypass, but yeah - it's bullshit you have to use a bypass to do something you were able to do in the first place

[hushed lark]

That one ty dolla sign and Kanye beef screenshot

[mellow helm]

No, just use an answer file.

[vocal dagger]

not to mention every single other os lets you do no problem

[solemn plank]

what if we just stopped making

[hushed lark]

Hell no

[short nimbus]

I'ma just go and give random people nostalgia

[solemn plank]

end of sentence

[formal falcon]

set your region to germany or some eu coutry. that might work

[mellow helm]

Or if you don't have one use the OOBE trick.

[open pasture]

you can block the ads and tracking easily, you can install it without a microsoft account, you can disable the AI bullshit, you can remove the webview apps

[solemn plank]

half the people on discord will not have used windows xp

[open pasture]

Supposedly works perfectly fine
https://www.protondb.com/app/238960

[mellow helm]

Which you do have to open the terminal for but is a copy paste from the internet.

[short nimbus]

I meant like, old people :|

[open pasture]

I hate embeds

sometimes

[mellow helm]

Damn fr? That was my first OS.

[open pasture]

Also game that supports vulkan <3

[small jungle]

gnu

[open pasture]

Less graphics overhead is much appreciated

my first os was windows vista

[paper gate]

@tough drift gyuh

[hushed lark]

Rap has made me a better person

[small jungle]

omg i loved windows vista

[vocal dagger]

There's working bypasses, it's just a checkbox away if you use Rufus

[small jungle]

its was so pretty

[open pasture]

oh thats really good news, thats the only online game i care about, and poe2 when it comes out

[open pasture]

I started on XP, switched to 7 later, and then 10

[paper gate]

im so old

[vocal dagger]

It's just bullshit you have to jump through hoops for something so basic

[open pasture]

yes i use rufus

rufus is yummy

[small jungle]

my first pc was my grandpa's and it had windows ME on it

[hushed lark]

I’m so old

My bones are brittle

And my skin is all wrinkly

[open pasture]

The only reason games don't really work anymore on linux is because they are either really untraditional games (like they do funky shit with transparent windows) or they have kernel level anticheat and didn't enable linux support for it

im glad winget install rufus is considered "jumping through hoops"

I think only something like 50 games out of everything that's been catalogued are borked currently

like are you that fucking lazy???

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-infinite-hallway-tunnel-gif-1409282528160024319

[mellow helm]

Turns out I lied earlier about all of my games being supported since I have GTA V.

[small jungle]

linux ass

[open pasture]

winget destroy ubuntu

unbuntu is also ran by a shit company

[rigid wadi]

transgender illegal aliens…

[mellow helm]

All they need to click is one fucking button for it to be supported not even an exaggeration.

[inland bobcat]

microsoft account at oobe requirements became a thing later in the w11 lifespan. there used to be workarounds before microsoft started patching them, there probably still are tbh. you can also just create a local account after the oobe and delete the older account anyways.
but, thing is, most people are not tech savvy, they're not going to know how to get past the ms account requirements, how to run a debloat script or how to navigate the settings well enough to change the default browser or hide all the copilot, news, onedrive, ms teams ads. so most people who eventually upgrade to w11 will be met with more of ms' evil stuff lmao

[open pasture]

396 games out of more than 10 thousand are borked on linux

only distros i would use are arch or mint

[vocal dagger]

when you need to use bypasses just to use your computer like you wish to instead of how microsoft wants you to

[unborn spoke]

I hate Win11

[open pasture]

i aint reading all that. summarize it one word

[mellow helm]

Youtube tutorials are super easy to follow.

[small jungle]

create a responsive user interface challenge that doesn't feel like my own desktop is a VNC session with 2000ms of ping challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

[dusky forge]

Word

[open pasture]

i saw something that amd also got some performance boost in the latest update, so linux seems better then my win10 ltsc version

[inland bobcat]

microsoft!!!!

[open pasture]

In some cases, actually yeah

[open pasture]

i installed windows 11 2 weeks ago

[small jungle]

if i drag a window and it ever lags i am uninstalling the OS

[open pasture]

I get better performance on ow2 in Linux than in windows

especially because amd graphics drivers suck ass on windows

[mellow helm]

If you had a bare install and didn't select for gaming when setting up otherwise you already had the performance.

[unborn spoke]

Disable animations problem fixed

[mellow helm]

They were just patching it for people who didnt select that

[open pasture]

reinstalled*

[small jungle]

just use an abacus!!

[unborn spoke]

Not true

[small jungle]

no animations!

[mellow helm]

Im 99% certain

[odd wave]

microsoft with windows

[rigid wadi]

is there a dedicated index for linux gaming stuff

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-dancing-cat-chinese-dancing-cat-funny-cat-meme-cat-gif-18059553370350307210

[open pasture]

hmm i did clean install few years ago

[unborn spoke]

The thing where you say what you use the PC for is only and exclusively for profit to know what you use the PC for.

[inland bobcat]

protondb

[vocal dagger]

You mean compatibility lists? If so, ProtonDB

[rigid wadi]

what does the KDE stand for

[open pasture]

K Desktop Environment*

[rigid wadi]

thanks

O:

[small jungle]

7 minutes in x11

[unborn spoke]

x64

[open pasture]

GNOME is ass

[inland bobcat]

KDE doesn't stand for anything; the community is called KDE, the desktop is called KDE Plasma

[mellow helm]

Damn, fr? I'm still fairly certain that it adjusts power management settings and some other settings. but you sound very confident.

[open pasture]

i used it for 10 minutes before going back to KDE

[unborn spoke]

It doesn't.

[small jungle]

does anyone else run HP-UX, itanium support has been growing

[inland bobcat]

depends who you ask, it's kinda like apple

[unborn spoke]

They do that to collect data about you

[rigid wadi]

which distro is best for idiot windows users like me who wanna dualboot

[open pasture]

i hate apple as an iphone user

[vocal dagger]

Depends on what you want to do with it

[open pasture]

Linux mint

i hate microsoft as a windows user

[rigid wadi]

i hate apple as an iphone user (types on an iphone)

[unborn spoke]

I hate Microsoft products

[rigid wadi]

everyday use + gaming i think

[rigid wadi]

oh oke

[vocal dagger]

Then Linux Mint is a safe choice

[lean wren]

what happened to the server-

[small jungle]

return to 9x

[unborn spoke]

All good until Windows breaks your bootloader

[open pasture]

if roblox fully and officially supported linux i would immediately switch to mint

[small jungle]

if ur pc doesnt boot in DOS real mode then its just a toy

[rigid wadi]

the gay nerds are here… im not one of them

[pastel rover]

nah they gonna make it easy to do those kind of things without giving kernel access to every part of the os

[bold adder]

melon munching

[mellow helm]

THATS CRAZY

[lean wren]

oop-

[lean wren]

W

[short nimbus]

alr am back

[mellow helm]

microsoft moment

[unborn spoke]

Microsoft™️

[inland bobcat]

but you still can justify why you paid premium to get the iPhone, right? for the consistency of the experience and "apple decides how i use my stuff" idea, right?

[rigid wadi]

then what do i do…

[lean wren]

Macrohard(tm)

[unborn spoke]

Idk :D

[small jungle]

when she suckin on ur xp but u a gangste

[rigid wadi]

im not lying guys… im a straight cishet man male guy

[pastel rover]

i cant belive android became ios and ios became android

[open pasture]

no i can justify using it because i got it for free lmfao

[lone stag]

Does everyone here have no roles with color or my client tripping

[lean wren]

mmm ok

[mellow helm]

imaigne not getting better branch prediction from clicking a setting during setup and more intense power management

[vocal dagger]

imo don't use GRUB

[lean wren]

oop-

[short nimbus]

:|

[small jungle]

use grub2

[inland bobcat]

iOS is still worse tan Android in terms of sideloading, it's still more or less a closed platform

[covert lodge]

straight up venniing my cord

[rigid wadi]

you cant lie a lie…

[open pasture]

read my reply

[rigid wadi]

idk what that is 😀

[small jungle]

a worm

[short nimbus]

shortens my name

[vocal dagger]

If you're on an UEFI machine systemd-boot is much simpler

[inland bobcat]

yeah ik, then i understand

[unborn spoke]

GNU GRUB (short for GNU GRand Unified Bootloader, commonly referred to as GRUB) is a boot loader package from the GNU Project. GRUB is the reference implementation of the Free Software Foundation's Multiboot Specification, which provides a user the choice to boot one of multiple operating systems installed on a computer or select a specific kernel configuration available on a particular operating system's partitions.

[bold adder]

miku miku

[small jungle]

ai miku wtf

[pastel rover]

its good that i can intercept network request on ios without rooting/jalibreaking device

[open pasture]

next phone i buy will either be a red magic or ROG

[burnt maple]

mewing

[open pasture]

someone told me yesterday there's an app for sideloding on apple and its almost like android, so thats not fully true?

[small jungle]

fartnite ios

look it up

[rigid wadi]

ooo
if i shouldn’t use that are there alternatives

[small jungle]

me

[vocal dagger]

Many tbh

[rigid wadi]

i also love all of your pfps

[unborn spoke]

Use Linux

Without Windows

[fallow pawn]

it still is as it requires you either do things that are not intentional or things that exploit an existing system

[bold adder]

no overnight updates :(

[short nimbus]

I have no idea why I came here again

shuts down

[lime talon]

This still uses GRUB

[open pasture]

Wats that thng next to ur name, new discord feature or sm

[pastel rover]

blue screams

[lime talon]

It just doesn't show it

[rigid wadi]

mmmm i unno…

i wanna have an install incase of some hyper-specific situation

[mellow helm]

grub2 is generally recommended due to its wider range of features is what they meant

[rigid wadi]

oo ok

[vocal dagger]

But like with anything do your own research before, I suggested systemd-boot because it's simple and fast for UEFI machines so any reasonably modern PC and that Windows issue which broke GRUB was related to a change Microsoft pushed that broke GRUB's shim

[lime talon]

(So yes, do use GRUB)

[bold adder]

grubhub

[open pasture]

hmm sounds difficult
grapheneOS becoming more and more a good option

[pastel rover]

GRUB on deez nuts

[short nimbus]

excuse me?! why did you spell "screen" Wrong

[open pasture]

or lineageOS

[unborn spoke]

But Windows doesn't break it

[lime talon]

I need to get a theme on my GRUB to increase the font size

[pastel rover]

nerd

[empty tulip]

guys what do you call a fish in a tree?

[lime talon]

It's never broken GRUB for me so

[jolly temple]

worse than uhh idk but chromebooks are still really distributions are safe!

[open pasture]

dead

[empty tulip]

A BURRITO SANDWICH 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[short nimbus]

slaps with internet explorer

[lime talon]

Default font size on a high DPI screen is really hard to read

[mellow helm]

I personally used Project Matrixx.

[inland bobcat]

you can only sideload only 3-5 apps iirc? and the app needs to be signed every 7 days or it expires? and some developer account stuff i don't understand? i also heard that the third party app store thing that is only available in the EU asks a super huge fee from the developer? overall a big can of worms. even if they did make it into an open platform it still wouldn't be as mature as android anyway

[lime talon]

That's dead and older versions work on Linux

[pastel rover]

NixOS my beloved

[open pasture]

uh let me look that up

i am getting a 4k monitor just for the higher ppi
i will be setting the UI scale to 200%

[small jungle]

use ReactOS

[lime talon]

2880x1800 for a 14" screen

[barren gorge]

lets goo

[inland bobcat]

BeOS

[unborn spoke]

Not yet 👍

[barren gorge]

we back on linux

[small jungle]

its windows compatible

[inland bobcat]

TempleOS

[vocal dagger]

HaikuOS

[signal rose]

OsOs

[open pasture]

ur doing it wrong then

[signal rose]

sOw operating system

sOwOs

[open pasture]

i dual booted linux and windows plenty of times

[bold adder]

biOS

[small jungle]

suicide linux

[lime talon]

None of those videos show relevance

The top one could just be Windows setting itself as default, which it does a lot and can be very easily fixed

[humble trench]

One question

[mellow helm]

What device do you have? It may or may not have support.

[rigid wadi]

thanks for the help

[inland bobcat]

i've been using linux since years, just because i don't do anything with my computer that requires me to be on windows

[small jungle]

or uwuntu

[open pasture]

light mode

[mellow helm]

Arch btw

[barren gorge]

ofc

[humble trench]

one question

[lime talon]

This is a cool project but too unfinished to be useful. Can't even use multiple cores yet.

[mellow helm]

Riced Hyprland?

[rigid wadi]

that looks so cool.

[open pasture]

like playing games at all?

[small jungle]

multicore is a scam lol

[vocal dagger]

No worries!

[open pasture]

yeah that sounds really bad, i have atleast 10 sideloaded apps on my phone, and then the sign in being annyoing..i'll stick with android

[lime talon]

It's useful for compiling shit

[jaunty trellis]

ok but my fastfetch is better

[signal rose]

w

[lime talon]

ReactOS also generally doesn't boot on more modern hardware

[small jungle]

nah, single core is all that matters in 2024 tbh

[open pasture]

uwufetch is clearly better

[fickle cosmos]

foot

[vocal dagger]

Ye, ReactOS is seriously cool and what they've achieved is still technically amazing

[inland bobcat]

i can play all the games i could ever want to play thanks to steam+proton/bottles

[open pasture]

ok but i like pirating games

which comes with no compatibility

[barren gorge]

ok but i kinda dont give a shit

[fickle cosmos]

MODS REPORT THIS USER TO THE POLICE

[jaunty trellis]

those work no problem

[signal rose]

H

[small jungle]

pentium 4 gang?

[barren gorge]

idk uh

[open pasture]

doesnt exist

[barren gorge]

the indian dudes preconfig

[inland bobcat]

i do too (using bottles)

[signal rose]

I like your pfp

[vocal dagger]

contributing to global warming

[small jungle]

ty :3

[lime talon]

You can use those with Proton just fine

[small jungle]

pentium 5 will hit 10ghz in 2025 trust

[open pasture]

but not roblox

[inland bobcat]

sober

[lime talon]

Sober exists

[humble trench]

https://cdn.cfr.org/sites/default/files/styles/immersive_image_3_2_desktop_2x/public/image/2018/03/CCP.webp

[mellow helm]

Damn bro uses EndeavourOS and not riced.

[jaunty trellis]

sober is still pretty early days but yes

[open pasture]

me when roblox breaks sober in 2 months

[vocal dagger]

moore's new law

[fickle cosmos]

China

[south steppe]

just dont play toddlerblox

[empty tulip]

she's so damn tall

[open pasture]

new xiaomi phone, sadly those are not on the list (nothing phones though lol)

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-batman-the-joker-why-so-serious-gif-14263650074740919861

[jaunty trellis]

eos my beloved (literally just arch with a gui installer)

[open pasture]

blocked

[lime talon]

It's a lot harder for them to break it since it's using the Android one

[barren gorge]

i use whatever

[mellow helm]

based

[small jungle]

adding cores let everyone be lazy, if you cant run it on a single core celeron then it shouldn't be shipped

[barren gorge]

i will explode

[jaunty trellis]

I want more cores

[humble trench]

I love you, my love <3 ❤️ #love #livelaughballs

[open pasture]

i block stupid people who cannot be argued with

There are so many non-muslims i.e: Christians, LGBTQIA+ & Jewish that support palestine.

Israel doesn't agree with alot of western ideas and persecute alot of LGBTQIA+ & other ethnicities, religions.

Palestinean officials who make up the gov in East Jeruselem do support this idea.

[mellow helm]

blcoked

[lime talon]

How many do you currently have?

[humble trench]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jaunty trellis]

6

[signal rose]

shrugshrughsrugh

[empty tulip]

WHO ARE YOU

[lime talon]

My laptop has 14

[harsh minnow]

no way you brought up "israel persecutes lgbt" as argument

[vocal dagger]

will it run on my 486?

[humble trench]

I am your favourite dream ❤️ #love

[jaunty trellis]

cores or threads

[bold adder]

yay last day on the job

[mellow helm]

Why does fractional scaling have to look so bad.

[harsh minnow]

israel is millenia ahead of palestine in terms of lgbt safety

[barren gorge]

i love how everything activates when i hover over it and i dont have to click it

[bold adder]

finally 😭

[jolly temple]

hiii

[lime talon]

Cores, 20 threads

[small jungle]

god created a way for true multicore, ITS CALLED ADDING SOCKETS, whatever amalgamation of 'chiplets' there are is just gross

[jaunty trellis]

[fickle cosmos]

no

[jaunty trellis]

wait how is the e/p core distribution

[open pasture]

i have 4 cores

[fickle cosmos]

I thought this said something else 😭

[open pasture]

8 threads

[harsh minnow]

anyway you're necroing smth and idc anymore

[fickle cosmos]

I HAVE 2

[pastel rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029056879122452622/1284875404070490173/EXLQzdC.gif

[lime talon]

6p, 8e

[jaunty trellis]

mhm

[small jungle]

have fun adding branch prediction and speculatively executing my malware idiot

[open pasture]

Palestine has respect for all kinds? Differenciate Hamas and the State of Palestine. Israel is a disgusting point-base for the USA.

There are so many Palestinians who have lived under banners like LGBT, Jewish, Christian and other faiths / ideas that were affected by the Israelis as they lived in Palestine freely!

[fickle cosmos]

EUEH

[jaunty trellis]

I wish I had a 64 core cpu that could boost all core to 5.5ghz

[harsh minnow]

delusions

[small jungle]

oof

btfo