🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[prisma estuary]

why do people in discord mod servers always talk about piss

wtf

[sturdy folio]

vfjd?

[neon ferry]

No

[prisma estuary]

yep

[sturdy folio]

vwhybanne

[neon ferry]

who?

[keen junco]

https://pissbot.gay

[harsh minnow]

cause the bot is called pissbot

@night blaze

[prisma estuary]

gay

[nocturne bough]

oracle selfhosters when oracle suddenly decides to bomb their vps (they lost everything)

[keen junco]

Wait what was the URL

[prisma estuary]

it wasn't just that

lmao

[keen junco]

https://labscore.gay

[sturdy folio]

Yea doesn’t work anymore tho

[harsh minnow]

insane why is there login

[prisma estuary]

i love oracle

[empty tulip]

omg what a weird sleep.
I literally woke up at 9:30am and closed my eyes now it's 11:12am

[sturdy folio]

I’d have to set it up again

[lapis lava]

if the raspberry pi isn’t in your home a cloud company still controls you

[keen junco]

rip

[harsh minnow]

goood morning zovi

[empty tulip]

morning vee

[nocturne bough]

rasperry pi so untrustable too

@clear portal knows

[nocturne bough]

he regularly breaks rasperry pis

[keen junco]

Pretty sure pissbot uses some weird setup with vercel and render

[harsh minnow]

@empty tulip

[keen junco]

Used to run on replit but they fucked the free tier

[harsh minnow]

if oracle charges u 300 bucks you fucked up smth

[sturdy folio]

„Please don’t make any new one tho“ ?????

[empty tulip]

what's the anime name?

[deep token]

issue of skill....

[clear portal]

@nocturne bough what is this

[prisma estuary]

i Made a few windows servers

[nocturne bough]

aagamer spawned with new android 15 settings

[prisma estuary]

because i messed up some port config

lmfao

[nocturne bough]

I think it looks better

[acoustic trellis]

is that how its supposed to look like?

[clear portal]

yooooop

[sturdy folio]

Me when I see oracle user (I will now create a Python script on my 3 vms to spam as many requests as possible causing them to get a 50k dollar bill)

[prisma estuary]

i use linux for server now

[harsh minnow]

kancolle

[prisma estuary]

LOL

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/shimakaze-run-kancolle-boat-gjb93-gif-14614015

[lapis lava]

horror ui

[nocturne bough]

android 15 seems to have some cool features

I love

[harsh minnow]

that's not how it works

[lapis lava]

even ios old settings were better

[nocturne bough]

like screen recording specific app

[harsh minnow]

that's just vercel

[void ivy]

vercel almost every serverless

[lofty wyvern]

Hello all

[prisma estuary]

cant wait

[sturdy folio]

Yep it is as I’ve just decided

[prisma estuary]

A54 doesn't have android 15 yet

[void ivy]

cloudflare is genuinely the only serverless platform i trust to not bill me a billion dollars

[nocturne bough]

thats why you also have cloudflare

[harsh minnow]

serverlessss sooo bad

[sturdy folio]

Serverless so good

[nocturne bough]

but also yes serverless horrible

[lapis lava]

don’t cfworkers have hard limit before they just stop taking requests

[nocturne bough]

people are so lazy to set up simple linux machines

[harsh minnow]

Serverless quickly turns you into moneyless

[nocturne bough]

so they end up using vercel

[harsh minnow]

nop

[void ivy]

GCP is expensive, vercel has the obvious horror stories, AWS...

[void ivy]

they have a "limit"

and by limit

i mean

they dont really care

they'll just ask whats going on

and maybe ask you to get a plan

but it's a soft limit

like tailscale

[nocturne bough]

AWS is also horrible, I think on their cdn even if you return some error code they were charging you

[prisma estuary]

I just deleted all my aws shit lol

[lapis lava]

only thing i use for dynamic pages/workers is my website
if my site gets 100k requests in a day theres a problem

[sturdy folio]

When you find out your vps isn’t shit your code just sucks

[prisma estuary]

i use some random ubuntu vps now

[void ivy]

i just use R2 because its cheap (free) for my use case

[lapis lava]

(ssr)

[empty tulip]

this is dark..

[void ivy]

i think static requests are free

so

[lapis lava]

yeah

[void ivy]

you're good

[nocturne bough]

top 3 things to never touch: vercel, cloudflare workers paid plan, AWS

[harsh minnow]

I used to be on vercel at first but someone ddosed my site and it immediately used up all my MONTHLY quota

I contacted support but they were of 0 help so I complained on twitter and it blew up and the CTO of vercel ended up replying to me

I don't remember what his response was but if to get proper support you have to make a public post on twitter that gets popular, that's not a platform I wanna be on

[void ivy]

tbf the cf workers paid plan aint half bad

[lapis lava]

its SSR tho so does count against limit
but again im not reaching 100k requests

[harsh minnow]

that wasn't even for actual support that was just for reputation

[void ivy]

ah

[nocturne bough]

mine exceeded 100k few times

[void ivy]

they changed the pricing model recently to unify the plans, its significantly better

[nocturne bough]

nothing happened

[void ivy]

like genuinely

this is the best serverless plan i've seen

and cloudflare can do it because most of their money comes from massive enterprises so they get to give away tons of cool tech for cheap

[harsh minnow]

I've been on cloudflare since and every time it gets "ddosed", worker invocations roar to like 3million/100k 30x over the limit but they still keep serving anyway

[void ivy]

yeah cloudflare have exemptions for ddos attacks

if you get billed for something that wasnt your fault they'll refund you too

which is awesome

everything is soft limited

iirc it sets off an alert when you hit the limit to you and to cloudflare support but thats really it

[harsh minnow]

yes

[void ivy]

they dont stop you

[harsh minnow]

it sends an email

[crude fern]

@harsh minnow does soulseak have this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUzLx0jFP2o

[void ivy]

yeah cf support will get notified about it too to have a look

[harsh minnow]

the email is kinda scary and says your workers might stop responding for the day

[tiny folio]

When you accidentally leave an AWS EC2 instance on

[harsh minnow]

but that never happened to me, it always had 100% uptime with not a single failed request

[crude fern]

if not limewire is superior

[void ivy]

yeah they put the warning in because cf support can do it if they believe you're abusing the platform

[crude fern]

bill Clinton,,,

[void ivy]

thats all it means

[lapis lava]

as long as they only shut off the pages project and not the entire domain I’m good

[void ivy]

they've never done it in my experience

[void ivy]

yeah thats all they do

[void ivy]

oh btw the "cpu (milli)seconds" EXCLUDES i/o operations

which includes things like making web requests

so if you have a fetch that takes 5 seconds, its free and doesnt count towards your quota

this is a very good thing

[lapis lava]

that’s actually great

[void ivy]

i think on vercel they bill you for that

i know gcp/aws do

but like thats really not bad at all its super cool

[tiny folio]

My school uses oracle

They have a DNS host name that says “netra”

or “netra2”

[harsh minnow]

tbf those are basically free cause you're just waiting and doing 0 work

[void ivy]

yeah

[tiny folio]

I googled that and saw oracle pages

[void ivy]

but some platforms are bad and take it as part of your cpu time

[harsh minnow]

idk why other services would charge u for that

[void ivy]

cloudflare specifically excludes it

[crude fern]

WHY ARE BOTH MY CATS TRYING TO EAT RANDOM STUFF IN MY ROOM

FUCK YOU

[modest obsidian]

let them http://tryitands.ee

[crude fern]

NO

[open pasture]

better than eating each other

[crude fern]

they've tried.

[harsh minnow]

soon when you're asleep your cats will start trying to eat you @crude fern

[crude fern]

my one cat does

[harsh minnow]

when your parents enter your room in the morning it will be too late

[crude fern]

he bites my toes

[tiny folio]

Ooooo

[void ivy]

vercel isnt billed by cpu time

it's billed by how many gb of memory you use per hour

[crude fern]

i think @paper gate has been hanging around them.

[modest obsidian]

services should start billing for CPU time

[void ivy]

which is the most stupid way of billing for a functions platform

https://vercel.com/docs/functions/usage-and-pricing

Functions using the Node.js runtime are measured in GB-hours, which is the memory allocated for each Function in GB, multiplied by the time in hours they were running. For example, a function configured to use 3GB of memory that executes for 1 second, would be billed at 3 GB-s, requiring 1,200 executions to reach a full GB-Hr.

[tiny folio]

Oracle charges either $0.85 or $4.00 per 1M DNS Queries

[void ivy]

now if you explicitly use the edge runtime, then you get cpu time billing

but then you lose loads of the API

so

[tiny folio]

A DDOS would quickly cost a lot

1T+ requests would rack up costs

[void ivy]

oh hey vercel did change it

[harsh minnow]

kill oracle

[void ivy]

they just buried how they billed for it

Operations such as network access do not count towards the CPU time.

this used to not be true

they used to charge you for how long a fetch took

i remember this very well when i used them a while ago

[tiny folio]

865 million USD is only 216T DNS queries

[tiny folio]

A DDOS can screw Oracle and my school district

lmfao

[harsh minnow]

lol lewi

#862575906589114388 message

https://github.com/BetterDiscord/Installer/pull/381

[void ivy]

no access

[void ivy]

lol

cant believe they're copying me!

this simply means we must finish the tauri installer

[empty tulip]

I dreamed about gta sa
the car was going so fast that I went to my grandparents house

after that idk it feels like drugs

[crude fern]

THIS FUCKER

[empty tulip]

I only sent a cute art
why did he say that, does he think that humans are like arts?😭

[crude fern]

hes very pissed he cannot eat my usb type c cables rn

[lapis lava]

ntts server…

so over

[crude fern]

no speech to text

[empty tulip]

delusionals

[glass shell]

hi all

[empty tulip]

some straight people love tomboys and they call themselves straight and hate the LGBTQ community

trust me I'm confused just like you guys

[empty tulip]

hello

[jaunty trellis]

ngl limbo keys would be a peak captcha

[crude fern]

i charged my powerbank overnight and its only at 50%

[crude fern]

the end of the type c cable and power brick are HOT.

[jaunty trellis]

also I grabbed a drink from the fridge and surprisingly non alcoholic beer still tastes like beer

wait

this thing says 0,5%

[acoustic trellis]

I drank 3 or 4 non alcoholic beers and wanted to absolutely kill myself

[jaunty trellis]

how the fuck is it non alcoholic

???

[crude fern]

this is just a bomb isnt it

[empty tulip]

I don't really like powerbank
it's just for some situation where you are at work and your phone is low

it's not really helpful

[crude fern]

what

wdym

this thing can charge my phone up to 100 like TWICE

[empty tulip]

my bad then I think I have a bad experience with powerbanks

[crude fern]

im just using like a 60$ one

[empty tulip]

understood

[spare tide]

@woven oasis I didn't even realise that's my bad

[crude fern]

anker is expensive but good

[spare tide]

@unreal siren *

[crude fern]

is ur profile an NFT

[spare tide]

no no

[crude fern]

[spare tide]

Lol

That's just my logo 🙂

[crude fern]

k good

[spare tide]

I have variations of it, this is just because I'm angry according to my community, hence why I'm red right now

What makes it look like an NFT?

[robust relic]

generic ahh character that could easily be color swapped to make a new character

thats an nft

[spare tide]

I see! I just like simple pfp 🙂

[empty tulip]

I wish my beard could look good
I always have to shave it :(

[crude fern]

not the same at all

but

[spare tide]

I see

[crude fern]

its similar enough

[spare tide]

Well look this is the Original one

That's my normal pfp

[crude fern]

cute

yea no im just makin sure

[spare tide]

And then the one rn is the edited one

The "Angry" one

[crude fern]

ABFERY

[spare tide]

?

[crude fern]

ANGRY LAD

[spare tide]

Let me get my really old pfp up to seconbds

[crude fern]

yea no up close its def original sorryyyyyyy

[spare tide]

@crude fern

That's my old profile stuff

"The British Penguin"

[empty tulip]

nothing feels cute anymore.

all the arts feels different

[spare tide]

?

Give an example

Stuff is still cute

That's not designed to be cute

My current one is though

[sturdy scaffold]

Hai

[clear finch]

vlc media player reference frfr

[spare tide]

whaahah

[real skiff]

[sturdy scaffold]

wawawa

[empty tulip]

I can't get my driving license until I'm 18 (third world country)

[nocturne bough]

already have

[real skiff]

i passed my exam a few weeks ago

[robust relic]

skill issue

[grave osprey]

vencord vending machine

[lapis lava]

@crude fern

[deep token]

yes

[grave osprey]

holy shit rust!1!1!

[icy grail]

remix

[grave osprey]

Half the keys on my keyboard sound different and feel wrong, this is concerning

[crude fern]

sorry i was calculating how many moles of water on average you can buy with 1 VES

answer is 0.5303

[lapis lava]

ur now rustacean

[prisma estuary]

egg

[grizzled reef]

[sudden sun]

gm

@grizzled reef hii

[daring cloud]

hmm how long does it take to update a pfp

[sudden sun]

i love macos btw

[hollow nest]

erm.....

[bleak violet]

I had to wait 12 hours

[glass shell]

guh

[bleak violet]

But I couldn't decide so I passed the limit

[prime python]

[deep nymph]

#🤖-bot-commands

[spark crescent]

i fuckingh ate this trollface

[daring cloud]

@winged rose uncaption

[empty tulip]

you ate the troll face?

[lavish owl]

[spark crescent]

both

[empty tulip]

those who knows : 💀☠️☠️☠️💀🗿🍷

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

[void zephyr]

[jaunty trellis]

trying to install secure boot on an usb on a pc with secure boot disabled to use on a laptop with secure boot enabled is not fun

wait

[raw panther]

wdym install secure boot

[jaunty trellis]

school laptop has secure boot enabled and I can't really disable it

but I wanna install linux on an usb and boot off of that

problem is the usb has to also have secure boot keys

and it's not fun to do if the pc you're working with doesn't have secure boot enabled

[feral swift]

never

[raw panther]

hmm

[jaunty trellis]

I might actually just try another distro that has secure boot enabled by default and install it on the laptop but I need to find an usb extension cord first cuz the 2 usb ports are too close together to fit both the installer and the 128gb stick

kill me

[tiny folio]

It’s quite shrimple

[raw panther]

usb sticks that are wider than the usb port should be exploded

[lavish owl]

SMILE! :D

[raw panther]

my usb stick is just usb sized but longer

[tiny folio]

hold down the power button on the laptop

If the cpu isn’t a vPro or AMD equivalent it should work

This’ll reset the motherboard completely

Then you go in and disable secure boot

[tiny folio]

Then boot the USB

otherwise use windows recovery mode to boot the USB

@jaunty trellis

[tiny folio]

I have 7 usb sticks

[icy grail]

they have yummy chips inside

[raw panther]

I mean I also have a spare or two some small capacity ones but I carry a 256GB stick on my keys

[icy grail]

I don't carry any usb sticks ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tiny folio]

Those are bad imo

[raw panther]

I think it's 256

not sure

[tiny folio]

When I used a 256GB usb stick it wore out quickly

I did 20TB total writes to it

[jaunty trellis]

I have access to the bios and I could disable secure boot but then it'd trigger bitlocker

[tiny folio]

my 1TB WD passport USB drive still lasts

[tiny folio]

Ah

Use windows recovery mode to jump into the USB

or crack bitlocker

Ubuntu 24.04 works with the windows recovery mode jump trick

[jaunty trellis]

anyway I found an usb extension cord that I could use to just stick both sticks to the laptop

[tiny folio]

Why 2 USB sticks?

[raw panther]

I use the stick quite rarely tbh

[tiny folio]

I just remembered the day my 3TB USB HDD shattered

I am internally crying

[jaunty trellis]

1 for the installer and 1 for the actual usb drive I want to install it on

[raw panther]

I think it's this one (don't have it on hand atm) https://www.jimms.fi/fi/Product/Show/164490/dtkn-256gb/kingston-256gb-datatraveler-kyson-usb-3-2-gen1-muistitikku-200-60-mb-s-harmaa-musta

[tiny folio]

the crunch of the internal drive

[tiny folio]

I had a Seagate 3TB USB HDD

[tiny folio]

Looks like the 2TB tiny usb stick my dad had that broke after a while

[tiny folio]

ah

[raw panther]

yeah I wouldn't trust 2TB on a small usb stick tbh

[dawn cargo]

oh my goodness

these duplo candy bars

[jaunty trellis]

wait

[dawn cargo]

from germany my aunt brang

taste SO GOOD

these

Uh Oh!!!

[jaunty trellis]

if I get the bitlocker password could I disable secure boot and bitlocker

[unreal siren]

Virus

[dawn cargo]

anyways those duplo bars
from germany

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/hackers-hack-the-planet-taogifs-zero-cool-crash-override-gif-5753306679943930050

[jaunty trellis]

I have the bitlocker password

technically

[shy bison]

and i have insomnia :3

[daring cloud]

ay same!

sleep is overrated anyway

[shy bison]

to boring

for real

[jaunty trellis]

the answer be no

[slow crag]

waow

[void ivy]

@somber leaf i have an insane idea

[somber leaf]

WHAT

[void ivy]

i think you'll be interested cuz its media and encoding

basically i want to build a media server from scratch

because no one has done that in a hot minute

jellyfin is a pre-closed source emby fork, plex is plex, emby is crap, etc. etc.

i like jellyfin, but it has a ton of tech debt and its cross-platform playback is kinda just

"it wraps the web ui and maybe it includes mpv"

so i wanna build one proper

and i want to include functionality like pre-transcoding video so that it is more widely supported for many clients

(jellyfin does not have this, plex does iirc?)

[somber leaf]

I can only work on it if it’s c, golang, or java

[void ivy]

no kotlin? :p

[somber leaf]

I don’t know kotlin

[void ivy]

i dont really know what to build it in

jellyfin/emby is c#, plex is whatever it is

go probably isnt a bad choice

its just not my strongest language

[somber leaf]

It’s so fun tho

I could probably learn kotlin tho

[void ivy]

kotlin's quite nice

[lapis lava]

yeah do

honestly it is a great lang

[void ivy]

• you can native compile kotlin

so it doesnt need jvm

although you lose access to a ton of good libraries doing that

[jaunty trellis]

this is the most scuffed operation ever

[crude fern]

breakcore brainrot is when you can immediately recognize amen break

[crude fern]

i should learn some of the others

[crude fern]

use the port on the other sideeee

[crude fern]

also wipe off that keyboard.....

[jaunty trellis]

that doesn't existttt

[crude fern]

bestie that shit is NOT clean....

[crude fern]

AGONY

[jaunty trellis]

it's my school laptop that I'm returning in like 6 months anyway idc

[crude fern]

pain.....

👀

[jaunty trellis]

[crude fern]

yes i stalk every channel i can.

execpt #moderator-only

[jaunty trellis]

I stalk core and vesktop

[crude fern]

everyone will immediately start posting horrible things in there

[prisma estuary]

i hate kotlin

and anything that is like java

[slow crag]

real

never personally used it and i intend to keep it that way

[tropic wasp]

for vendetta yeah

[jaunty trellis]

back to grinding gd while I wait for this thing to install

[lapis lava]

@tropic wasp i think you will need to make ur own vd plugin support server 😭

(pyoncord closed)

[misty zephyr]

where did you find this picture of me

[lapis lava]

or port all of them to Aliucord and Enmity

[daring cloud]

ban jannies from #moderator-only

[glass shell]

im trying to do a cover is it blobcat cozy or should i never touch a microphone ever again and kill myself

[lapis lava]

jannies dont need #moderator-only they have #ylno-rotaredom

[lost furnace]

When did I save this

[lost furnace]

Me when I see a ring doorbell

[warm zenith]

mili
https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[glass shell]

thank you,,,

[glass shell]

yes!!!

i love mili

[jaunty trellis]

so peak

[knotty furnace]

new madoka magica preview?!

idk if i can send the link here

[glass shell]

GAY!:!!!!

[warm zenith]

i do too

[somber leaf]

If we do that tho I’m rewriting Av1an in kotlin with features because AV1 IS A MUST

[glass shell]

i knew mili before it was cool

[somber leaf]

and it’s stupid a roux class sever couldn’t do av1

[warm zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[somber leaf]

Epyc*

[glass shell]

IM JOKING I LOVE PROJECT MOON FANS

[warm zenith]

compass is peak

[void ivy]

yes

i want av1 to be a first class citizen

also im thinking of having distributed transcoding being like

a feature

because it's easier to write the transcoder service as a separate application, probably, so why not just make the server support

multiple of them

[jaunty trellis]

CHAT

IT WORKS

[jaunty trellis]

this bullshittery worked

I now have fedora on an usb stick on my school laptop with secure boot enabled

[somber leaf]

I need to get my head out of my ass and make a libav1an in go or now kotlin

[jaunty trellis]

and I forgor how slow dnf is

[somber leaf]

I don’t know how to make a chunked encoder or distributed without eating all the ram tho

[glass shell]

im bored what do i do

[somber leaf]

Either you spawn a fuck ton of ffmpeg or VS instances and they eat ram or you decode linearly, store frames in ram, and cause hell

I WISH ffmpeg had frame accurate seeking FFS

[warm zenith]

@glass shell can you sing this

[glass shell]

i don't speak korean

[glass shell]

why is she stupit

[lapis lava]

true

[lapis lichen]

nice i got limited

[indigo elk]

wiseman

[magic root]

wha-

...

[lapis lava]

sorry i did it

/j

[lapis lichen]

it was 2 servers apparently that blood and violence

had*

[mortal rose]

[lapis lava]

yeah if you see such stuff just leave

considering either the owner, moderators or just everyone will be punished

[quasi ravine]

but wont u still get punished even after leaving

discord os stupid

[mortal rose]

my friend got Banned because of that

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/feixiao-hsr-honkai-star-rail-gif-7054801957826667690

new madoka trailer

[mortal rose]

its bs

[latent ore]

LOL, fucking dictatorship update

Nice LMAO

[burnt maple]

dictatorship?

What happened

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-karyl-priconne-princess-connect-funny-gif-24715636

[mortal rose]

imagine that hypothetically you touch grass for 1 year and you come back and you're banned from discord

[lapis lava]

?

[lapis lava]

hypothetically

[crude fern]

good thing im not a jannie

[indigo elk]

modewation hewper

[crude fern]

that was the worlds only child who is excited to be used to demonstrate the Heimlich

[lapis lichen]

yes if you’re focused on the channel

i’m pretty sure

they keep logs of who enter the channels

if ur in the discord server just sitting there and don’t enter any channel you won’t receive a warning. (unless it’s cp)

[quasi ravine]

stanley one is hilarious

[quasi ravine]

discord is stupid

[barren gorge]

i'm lesbian

[quasi ravine]

hi lesbian

im ryana

[lapis lichen]

yeah i just left a bunch of servers im not willing to get another limit

[lapis lava]

thats why you

vp notrack

[neon ferry]

NoTrack

Disable Discord's tracking (analytics/'science'), metrics and Sentry crash reporting

Authors

Cynosphere, Vee, Nuckyz, arrow

Traits

required

[quasi ravine]

mobile users

[chilly moat]

hi

[indigo elk]

im ending it all i got another hateful conduct and now i cant send images

[mortal rose]

vendroid

[lapis lichen]

what if you’re on mobile too though

[indigo elk]

i should just stop using this account alltogether

🔥

[lapis lichen]

then that won’t apply

[crude fern]

'science'

[quasi ravine]

vendroid mentioned

[mortal rose]

Huh

[lapis lava]

use pyoncord and notrack

[mortal rose]

you literally just can't send images

[indigo elk]

discord stranding shit

[mortal rose]

???

[indigo elk]

limited access to sending attachments

[mortal rose]

the hell did you do

[quasi ravine]

embed images using your own host

[indigo elk]

hateful conduct

[mortal rose]

tell someone ro kill themselves or something

[indigo elk]

idfk it doesnt tell me which message was the hateful conduct

[mortal rose]

bruh

[indigo elk]

it just says i did hateful conduct

[lapis lichen]

i used to use enmity on my phone way before pyoncord existed

😭

[indigo elk]

when? why? how? god knows!

[quasi ravine]

i still use enmity

[lapis lichen]

yeah man it’s hard to merge over to another one

[crude fern]

[lapis lichen]

when you have so many plugins for an existing one

[sturdy folio]

Mario party

[quasi ravine]

ok nvm using pyon

[lapis lichen]

that’s clean asf

that ui

[crude fern]

istg this is the 2nd or 3rd time ive seen this

[lapis lichen]

than what we had previously

[unreal siren]

love pyoncord

[lapis lichen]

okay yeah i’ll merge too i guess when i sideload thanks

[crude fern]

this

hivemind

[quasi ravine]

should i shell out money for apple dev

the license

[crude fern]

mario party hivemind

[mortal rose]

is bunny pyoncordh

[cinder pasture]

did discord actually

[lapis lichen]

nah it’s only every week

[cinder pasture]

make the base upload limit 8 mb again

wtf

[lapis lichen]

not a big deal the

[quasi ravine]

no but what if i wanna develop apps for ios

[unreal siren]

yop

[lapis lichen]

then yeah

for testing that’s pretty good

100$ though

[quasi ravine]

its hard being an ios dev when ur broke

[lapis lichen]

[quasi ravine]

[lapis lichen]

yeha

yeah*

[crude fern]

how many pride months are there

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Hispanic_Heritage_Month_(United_States)

[quasi ravine]

many

[lapis lava]

if I ever make ios apps they will probably be for personal use and ill use sidestore

[crude fern]

do gay ppl really need ANOTHER month

[lapis lava]

love?

[crude fern]

[crude fern]

@harsh minnow loves.

[quasi ravine]

[lapis lichen]

[keen kernel]

national huskory month

[autumn pike]

flying dog

imagine ur science teacher falls from the sky

hypothetically speaking... is he obese?

because technically in all technicality he might

[autumn pike]

erm

[crude fern]

need

actual month for us NON homos

[autumn pike]

hell nah

[crude fern]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 9.99% gay

[robust relic]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 3.98% gay

[autumn pike]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 88.65% gay

[keen kernel]

dont turn upside down

[autumn pike]

brooo

[crude fern]

we need a straight month

[woeful kettle]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 34.78% gay

[woeful kettle]

ok

[autumn pike]

why am i gay

[crude fern]

LUCKY

[woeful kettle]

Because you are

[crude fern]

you are

[woeful kettle]

The bot has spoken

[keen kernel]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 23.87% gay

[indigo elk]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 58.81% gay

[keen kernel]

oh

[indigo elk]

vhg

[crude fern]

venbot does not lie.

[quasi ravine]

here we go again

[indigo elk]

it chages?

[crude fern]

no

[autumn pike]

im not gay

okease

ahhhh

my hearts a stereo

[crude fern]

venbot says so

[indigo elk]

sad iam not fully gay

[crude fern]

everyones dad is

[keen kernel]

the tragic edited message in question:

[crude fern]

name one dad who isnt on testosterone

[indigo elk]

my dads a stereo

[crude fern]

nope

message mogger

[keen kernel]

viru

[indigo elk]

i want eat keyboard

grah

[jaunty trellis]

[keen kernel]

wow cant believe you installed viru

wow cant believe you typed viru

[mortal rose]

hm

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 16.64% gay

[mortal rose]

cool

[somber leaf]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 18.66% gay

[quasi ravine]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 45.78% gay

[quasi ravine]

makes sense

im bi

[mortal rose]

vhbi

[soft wadi]

stares

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 12.68% gay

[autumn pike]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 88.65% gay

[autumn pike]

pls change

[indigo elk]

why i cant make sound cat makes

[autumn pike]

NO ITS PERM

[keen kernel]

haha

[indigo elk]

do i need to start barking now

woof

bark

[autumn pike]

i can bark

[keen kernel]

me-owchies!!

[indigo elk]

make the sound a cat makes

[autumn pike]

well i can only do a mating call

[keen kernel]

sorry i was talking about myself

then i got hurties :(

[mortal rose]

gay people

[autumn pike]

https://tenor.com/view/lmfao-unfunny-gif-23865640

[harsh minnow]

LATINX MONTH

[autumn pike]

aww man

[autumn pike]

embed

sad

[prisma compass]

humans such a weird mammals

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/patchouli-touhou-fumo-sus-suspicious-gif-7007991959522694946

[latent ore]

LMAO imagine censoring cat sound

[autumn pike]

OMG ITS THE

[latent ore]

mewo

[autumn pike]

THE

the..

who?

[quasi ravine]

peace to u

[harsh minnow]

vmute 1d automod bypass

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted pseol2190 (@latent ore) for 1 day

[harsh minnow]

actually

vban @latent ore deliberately causing drama / provoking mute

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned pseol2190 (@latent ore)

[autumn pike]

hey uhh what did he do?

[indigo elk]

am dog now

[rain coral]

deliberately causing drama / provoking mute

[indigo elk]

woof woof bark

[quasi ravine]

bark

[autumn pike]

ah alr

i can turn into motorbike

starting up

[autumn pike]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

ahem

[lapis lava]

read his name

[autumn pike]

-# cough

[lapis lava]

lol

[autumn pike]

ermm

crazy

[prisma compass]

stop barking. 33% cat 33% human 33% dog

[rain coral]

@lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava https://omegasunkey.pages.dev/

[harsh minnow]

real

[rain coral]

real

[autumn pike]

1% what?

[harsh minnow]

cool page

[quasi ravine]

I LOVE YOUR PHE

[keen kernel]

1% cool page

[quasi ravine]

PAGE

[prisma compass]

that the part we fear

[rain coral]

thank youuuu

[indigo elk]

i'll bite you

[lapis lava]

loveeeee

[harsh minnow]

source code: press f12

[autumn pike]

i will INDULGE in ur family/j

[indigo elk]

wao

[harsh minnow]

I'm about to press f12 on my phone

[quasi ravine]

same

[lapis lava]

eruda my beloved

[rain coral]

view-source:https://omegasunkey.pages.dev

[icy grail]

mobile dev tools ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[autumn pike]

"I will commit gangstarly acts".

[harsh minnow]

scary

[indigo elk]

cat

woof

[harsh minnow]

put minky there

[quasi ravine]

banger

[harsh minnow]

instead of random cat

[jaunty trellis]

veev I installed ferora on my skool laptop

[autumn pike]

nuh uh cat say vroom

[rain coral]

zeet said that represents him

[keen kernel]

the f25 key

[quasi ravine]

copilot

[glass shell]

guh

[indigo elk]

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow viewsource command

[somber leaf]

Should have been arch or nix

[rain coral]

see

[harsh minnow]

waow

[lapis lava]

will upload to https://bin.nin0.dev and send

wastebin my beloved

[keen kernel]

rate website https://ayuname.rs/

[quasi ravine]

10

[harsh minnow]

https://bin.nin0.dev/AhdYjd

[icy grail]

can I waste your disk space

[jaunty trellis]

I tried arch no workie and idk how secure boot works on nix

ferora ony one that worked with secure boot that isn't ubuntu

[keen kernel]

will this embed html

[daring cloud]

find a way to disable secure boot?

[autumn pike]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-15630841862397886274

[somber leaf]

Why secure boot

[harsh minnow]

https://bin.nin0.dev/AhdYjd.txt?fmt=raw

[modest obsidian]

@keen kernel can you post a jar of pickles

[jaunty trellis]

tell me how to disable bitlocker as well with no admin

[keen kernel]

soon

[rain coral]

is that staticrypt

[keen kernel]

sorry i eated them all,,,

[lapis lava]

nop

[modest obsidian]

geraldo

[daring cloud]

idk, but the operating system based on nix can be run without needing the kernel I think

[keen kernel]

please fix

[harsh minnow]

they could not have chosen a worse acronym for the second app

[keen kernel]

make it so it does wildcard subdomain

[rain coral]

i love

[lapis lava]

wait maybe raw will embed?

[prisma compass]

putting the usa government files rn

[keen kernel]

and so every file gets its own unique domain

where it embeds

free html hosting

[harsh minnow]

no the other one

[lavish owl]

ass pic

[barren gorge]

m

[harsh minnow]

the other one is literally a slur

[keen kernel]

[jaunty trellis]

does this actually work

[daring cloud]

can you like get a windows stick

[harsh minnow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spic

[rain coral]

what

me!?

[keen kernel]

@lapis lava it no embedder https://bin.nin0.dev/T8wRca?fmt=raw

[jaunty trellis]

so it still needs admin

[harsh minnow]

Latino americans

gonna edit the article to latinx americans

[daring cloud]

get a windows stick or something and give yourself admin

[jaunty trellis]

that sounds like a lot more effort than just installing fedora

[daring cloud]

is that securebootable

[daring cloud]

oh edit your registry with fedora

[real token]

lol i managed to overclock my 60hz to 120 hz rn

[daring cloud]

then disable secure boot

[jaunty trellis]

bitlocker remember

it's encrypted

[daring cloud]

do you still have a windows partition?

[real token]

i got stuck at 110 then 115 then 117 now i finally got to 119

[daring cloud]

oh fuck

[harsh minnow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hispanix_and_Latinx_Americans

[sturdy folio]

who up listen they are talk tuah

[jaunty trellis]

yes cuz I installed fedora on a 128gb usb stick instead of the tiny ass ssd in the laptop

[sturdy folio]

husk baiting

[sturdy folio]

cozy baiting

[harsh minnow]

husk baiting is a crime under §7.1a of the vencord constitution whose punishment is mandatory death sentence

[sturdy folio]

im so smart

[sturdy folio]

[real token]

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-gif-27048745

[jaunty trellis]

idk what condition does it have to be in when I return it but I might wipe the ssd and install arch when I'm done with finals

[daring cloud]

[jaunty trellis]

also dnf so slow

[daring cloud]

fuck there's a name conflict

[rain coral]

@harsh minnow do you love the favicon

[jaunty trellis]

veev how tf can you actually live with this

[keen kernel]

who wants a file on prageru's s3 bucket :3

or dir

[daring cloud]

not as slow as the nix cache

[keen kernel]

i wrote a dir uploader for it

it applies proper paths and mime types (mostly)

[jaunty trellis]

nop nix is still faster than this

[daring cloud]

can I have the root directory

[keen kernel]

no sorry

[harsh minnow]

upload vesktop exe

[daring cloud]

not possible

[keen kernel]

ok send me file or link to file ill upload

also what do i name it

[harsh minnow]

https://vencord.dev/download/vesktop/universal/windows

[daring cloud]

i'd send a neat shell script i have but my virus scanner deleted it for some reason

[keen kernel]

what file name

[sturdy folio]

@discordmoderators please check this file for malware.

[empty tulip]

staring at chat confused
I can't say anything

[keen kernel]

vesktop.exe?

alr

[daring cloud]

you can send images tho

[barren gorge]

https://netboot.xyz

[rain coral]

current talk: uploading random files to someone else's s3 bucket

[glass shell]

guh

[quasi ravine]

good thing my minio server crashed

no one can upload to my bucket

including me

[keen kernel]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/prageru-server/vesktop.exe

[icy grail]

154MB ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[keen kernel]

not a virus™️

i shouldve added fake 0's

to make it 1gb

to vesktop

[icy grail]

[keen kernel]

this was my test file https://s3.amazonaws.com/prageru-server/test.txt

this was one of my first files https://s3.amazonaws.com/prageru-server/coolCanvasColors.html

[rain coral]

guys does your ISP main server have a real person's name

[empty tulip]

am I the only one who thinks that whoever loves this character are weird asf and probably zoophile

[keen kernel]

wanna see something cool

https://s3.amazonaws.com/prageru-server/exp1.html

[daring cloud]

who is that character

[empty tulip]

the type of character that this new generation prefers over real women

[keen kernel]

this is true

[rain coral]

probably

i like a squirrel

[empty tulip]

she doesn't have a jawline.
she has a hair probably full of dandruff, once you pat her the dandruff will go to your eyes

she's a DOG
Those types of smirks are annoying and repetitive

a lot is wrong about this character.

[modest obsidian]

as in?

[rain coral]

let me show you

[burnt maple]

California was edited into it

otherwise are we wrong

[signal junco]

California isn't real

[harsh minnow]

new official vesktop mirror

[open pasture]

Even 20 bucks is a scam

[quasi ravine]

ill take it

[prime python]

poland

[quasi ravine]

poland bad

[burnt maple]

do not scroll

[prime python]

ky-

[quasi ravine]

i will be keeping myself safe thank you very much

[modest obsidian]

is this your name?

[prime python]

always

[rain coral]

nop

[quasi ravine]

i only hate poland because of one person

(my friend)

[prime python]

[rain coral]

whoever manages my isp's name i guess

[quasi ravine]

[modest obsidian]

sometimes it shows my name as my ISP

[quasi ravine]

if u buy me kfc when i eventually visit poland i will like poland

[prime python]

[rain coral]

weird

my last isp showed the company's name

[modest obsidian]

I just happen to run a small IP network

[signal rose]

[rain coral]

ooooh

[signal rose]

nop

[quasi ravine]

nop

[rough crater]

h

[quasi ravine]

nop

[rough crater]

proof

[barren gorge]

not sillier than blehhh

[rough crater]

whos bleh

ok

[icy grail]

lies ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[quasi ravine]

(its 21:46)

[rough crater]

so no silly

h

was there a mod client called

revenge

[soft wadi]

someone buy me

: (

[open pasture]

what game is this

[signal junco]

I'll buy you

[open pasture]

is this soke shitty mobile ganr

[signal junco]

amazing spelling

[open pasture]

they outlawed that ib america in 1865

[crude fern]

@stark herald month

[stark herald]

how

[signal junco]

[open pasture]

i refuse to fix typos

[signal junco]

I can see that

[crude fern]

f53???

[rain coral]

yes i need

[open pasture]

flip u pal. u myust be cruisin 4 a bruisin buster

must be speeding for a beatin

[harsh minnow]

fres is spanishx not latinx

[stark herald]

spanishx

[rain coral]

españxl

[crude fern]

no

[signal junco]

what happened to the letter o

[crude fern]

sad

[open pasture]

spxnxsh

[rain coral]

i ate it

[crude fern]

i will kill you gay man

[signal junco]

O

[crude fern]

vban @stark herald GAY MAN

[empty tulip]

just lost my money
now I'm staying without anything to eat :)

I really love life 💞

[open pasture]

cvn yov fvvl it? its hvppeninQ

[stark herald]

VENCORD PRIDE MONTH IM A PROUD VENCORD USER

[crude fern]

me

im starting to think trying to listen to 1000 songs in one week was a mistake

i did the calculations

[keen kernel]

ok send file

[crude fern]

if on average a song is 3 minutes

[stark herald]

file

[stark herald]

longer

3m is the minimum I get

[crude fern]

that means i will have listened for 50 hrs in total

[crude fern]

im saying for me

[stark herald]

STRAIGHT?

[crude fern]

ii have some that are less

some thay are way more

[open pasture]

1000 gecs

[crude fern]

my tag cloud is quite intresting this week

[solemn plank]

mathcore...

[crude fern]

like tf is going on here

big money cybergrind
censored type beat

[solemn plank]

"c[automod] type beat" ???

[crude fern]

not automodded my guy

[solemn plank]

you spelled it diffetrntly...

i got the "not very nice. :("

[barren gorge]

Helena

Helena'Helena Helena

[rain coral]

sasscore??? how do you listen to css 2

[barren gorge]

I listen to Rust

[crude fern]

OH