🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[fair wing]

i wonder how bluecord is doing

[fallow pawn]

going to something that old will have tradeoffs yea

[spark crescent]

HUH

[sand citrus]

yea i was about to say

[spark crescent]

oh would

[chilly tree]

Aliu mentioned?

[fresh willow]

It may just be me, But I can't stand Discord without a theme, The color is too bright yet not a bright color at all..

[sand citrus]

on mobile u can use amoled

i used to use amoled on pc i switched to just dark purple clienttheme

looks nice

[fresh willow]

yea, but tbf I rarely use discord mobile for more than 2 minutes a day..

[sand citrus]

lol me too

which is why i use vanilla :p

on mobile

[fresh willow]

same

[digital kettle]

haii

[sand citrus]

cannot be bothered getting a client mod when i dont need it that much

[sand citrus]

hi hi

[digital kettle]

i am on school so

[fair wing]

vencord on aerochat would be cool

[sand citrus]

not much benefit for me\

[fair wing]

dk how it would work tho

[fresh willow]

I used to have Rosiecord, Which is a modified enmity iirc, It just expired and I really dont want to bother reactivating it..

[tired sundial]

expired?

what

[fresh willow]

Altstore

[tired sundial]

oh right ios

apple has to be dicks as always

[fair wing]

idk i kinda want the look of aerochat or discord messanger with the plugins of vencord

[fresh willow]

Thats why I plan on getting a oneplus phone in the future.

[digital kettle]

why are apple users like this

[tired sundial]

my pixel 7 works great

[open pasture]

oneplus 8

peak

[tired sundial]

Id love that eu iphone

Sign me up

[fresh willow]

Whats the cost? and does it have a horrible looking camera?

[open pasture]

IM SHIVERING

[fresh willow]

oh it actually looks good

[open pasture]

oneplus 7t here :3

right before they fell off

also hi toasted!!

[jolly temple]

eol coz of hardcore techno music server known way too sometimes tho

[harsh crest]

Anybody want a poem pertaining to cats?

[open pasture]

just got on my ved

[fresh willow]

At first I was taking a look at the oneplus nord n30 phone, Looks like crap ngl.. The camera is like 25% of the phone..

[open pasture]

BUS

[digital kettle]

i use samsung stuff since like 2014 so i just still use Samsungs :p i mean my whole family uses samsung lmao since its a brand we trust since like a long time ago

[glass shell]

hi all

[open pasture]

dont buy low end phones

especially not samsung

[fresh willow]

Since when was oneplus "low-end"

[open pasture]

nord is the low end series

[fresh willow]

ohhh

yea I just looked for the cheapest I could find

[winter needle]

its just the cycle of life for RNA mods
it's happened 3 times before

trolldayruined~2

nobody wants to work with rna

[open pasture]

if youre on a budget buy used

[fresh willow]

ebay?

[open pasture]

idk we have a local platform thats really good

[digital kettle]

i want a wawaterproof phone tbh i only had galaxy S5

[open pasture]

i guess facebook marketplace if youre american

[fresh willow]

facebook marketplace may be a good goto for used phones

[open pasture]

I HAVE ONE TOO!!!

[lavish schooner]

haha

couldn't be me

i definitely don't have a galaxy a03s...no way...!!!...

[digital kettle]

i still have the box for s5

:3

[open pasture]

ah it wasnt originally mine

[digital kettle]

it was my dads

[fresh willow]

oh i dont even have facebook installed..

[open pasture]

my first phone that wasnt a hand me down waa my iphone se

[tired sundial]

aren't pixel 7 and 8s on sale now

like the 8 pro was like $600 usd

[digital kettle]

my first ever phone was iphone 5 i think

[open pasture]

i dont know im not in thr market for a phone

[open pasture]

htc desire something for ne

then an iphone 4s

[fallow pawn]

my first phone was the iphone se

[glass shell]

hi all

[digital kettle]

my mom had a htc

[fresh willow]

my first iphone was an iphone 4, I loved it until I dropped it into water on accident..

[open pasture]

BASED!!

[digital kettle]

still works but um

battery dead

also has android 2.3

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/patchouli-knowledge-patchy-fumo-fumofumo-bop-gif-23498405

[open pasture]

same lol

[fresh willow]

first phone was some crappy android, But it worked just fine for what it was used for (calling).

[digital kettle]

i miss htc

[open pasture]

theyre still around they just fell off

[fresh willow]

htc was amazing

[lavish schooner]

marketable vennie plush!!!

[open pasture]

i miss oneplus so so much

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-flan-flandre-scarlet-gif-18209481

[fair wing]

my first phone was probably an alcatel

[open pasture]

theyre just wannabe samsung now

i want top end specs for cheap

this thing is guaranteed to last me 5 years

[digital kettle]

i mean my headphones are samsung

[open pasture]

scam

[digital kettle]

akg something something

[open pasture]

rip akg

[glass shell]

i feel horrid

[open pasture]

i love my ath m50xs so much

[glass shell]

hope i'll make it through the school day

[digital kettle]

austrian audio exists

[open pasture]

yeah i saw the video yesterday

[digital kettle]

JBL is also good

[open pasture]

THERE IS A CHILD 9J THE BUS AND THEYRE TALKING

GRRRR

[paper gate]

@open pasture

hi

[open pasture]

I HATE THE VOICES OF CHILDREN

[jolly temple]

gulp

[open pasture]

KILL KILL KILL

[digital kettle]

hug

[open pasture]

gwagwa mate

[digital kettle]

u ok

[glass shell]

talking must be so hard for you

[open pasture]

:>

[tired sundial]

Nokotan no

Dont drink that

[open pasture]

probably but i feel theyre a bit overpriced

[paper gate]

@digital kettle hi

[digital kettle]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

nini

[digital kettle]

cheap in turkey

[lavish schooner]

thats me sorry

[open pasture]

only thing with a battery im buying again is a phone

[digital kettle]

haii

[open pasture]

i HATE batteries

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/849461027505438730/cat_go_funnyl_ol.gif

[digital kettle]

i have mi band 8

[fallow pawn]

@digital kettle boop

[digital kettle]

gonna buy a 9

@fallow pawn boop

[fallow pawn]

beep

[lavish schooner]

im also that battery you hate

[fallow pawn]

beep boop

[fresh willow]

damn.,. cant access fb marketplace for some reason..

[open pasture]

rigged

packed bus

damn

25 mins chat vrv

[lavish schooner]

do many people get off on stops before yours

that's usually how i get a seat in that sort of scenario

[open pasture]

no

[sand citrus]

hgaiiii

[open pasture]

there is one kinda popular stop like 4 minutes before mine

[sand citrus]

hi fjonikie

[digital kettle]

okii mi has school,,,

haii

[sand citrus]

hiii ashley

[open pasture]

haiii

[sand citrus]

hiii :3

how are u

[digital kettle]

baii school starts in liek 2 mins

[open pasture]

bad

[sand citrus]

byeee

aw

whats up

[open pasture]

standing in the bus stairs

[lavish schooner]

sadness

[digital kettle]

@open pasture @sand citrus

[lavish schooner]

good grief

that's horrible

[sand citrus]

byee gl in school :3

[lavish schooner]

gn everyone

[sand citrus]

nooo

byee

[lavish schooner]

bye :3

[open pasture]

the doors started closing before i even got in lol

oh

gnight

[digital kettle]

baiii

[lavish schooner]

the fuck?

[lavish schooner]

hiii byeee :3

[sand citrus]

are u going to go too fjonkie

evryone gone

[open pasture]

no

[sand citrus]

as soon as i come in......... </3

[glass shell]

it's so fucking cold

help

[lavish schooner]

hug someone

[open pasture]

i was worried i was ginna be left oh my own

[open pasture]

WHO

[glass shell]

no i don't know these people

[lavish schooner]

hug ur backpack

if you have one

[jolly temple]

itssss....

[sand citrus]

i will tpa to u and u can hug me or not

[open pasture]

kinda cold here too

[lavish schooner]

time to sleep, yes, thx kevin

[glass shell]

my hair's all messed up this sucks

[open pasture]

i would

[lavish schooner]

/tp awesome @s :3

[lavish schooner]

what is going on

[sand citrus]

maybe i look close enough to a girl

[open pasture]

what

[sand citrus]

mine too

[glass shell]

school

waiting for bus

[lavish schooner]

holy fuck...uhh...need to...9/5...guhhh

[open pasture]

i dont need you to look like a girl to hug you

[lavish schooner]

hug backpack

[sand citrus]

oh right

i forgor

[open pasture]

im not THAT gay come on

[glass shell]

no

[sand citrus]

i forgot i m gay for a second

too

[glass shell]

i don't wanna go aughhh

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-hoshinova-moona-moona-boing-boing-gif-22007552

[lavish schooner]

22.5+32

eugh

[open pasture]

how is that relevant to hugging though

[sand citrus]

54.5

[sand citrus]

its not i forgor

[lavish schooner]

55 degrees f

[lavish schooner]

beru bad

[open pasture]

no its not

[glass shell]

there's some kids looking at me weird

it's over

[lavish schooner]

why

are you just

that cute

[glass shell]

shut up

[lavish schooner]

ok fr what is the context

[open pasture]

nothing

[glass shell]

i don't fucking know ask them

[open pasture]

thats why its noteworthy dummy

[lavish schooner]

question

are you a trans female that wears feminine clothes

[open pasture]

ok wait i actually cant see

[glass shell]

im transfem but i cannot dress in fem clothes

[open pasture]

idk when to get off

[glass shell]

for family exists

[glass shell]

the fog

[lavish schooner]

huh. is it the hair maybe

[open pasture]

for me its just that i dont want to see my skin

[sand citrus]

big hodie

any big hoodie fans

[glass shell]

idk

[lavish schooner]

you'll be fine

[open pasture]

people dont have to be feminine looking for kids to stare at them for no reason

[lavish schooner]

ok gn everyone

[open pasture]

hi

[sand citrus]

haiii

[sand citrus]

byee beye

byeee

im so talkative

talk to me

[lavish schooner]

im a cis guy who also doesn't have to deal with staring

so idfk

[open pasture]

not as much as me!

[sand citrus]

not you you can slep

[sand citrus]

LIES

[lavish schooner]

sammmmeeeee

[open pasture]

GO

NOW

[lavish schooner]

i thought you hate it when i say hi

[glass shell]

who the fuck is the dumbass that opened a window in the bus

it's already cold enough

and of course im right next to it

[fresh willow]

close it

[glass shell]

it's too high up

[fresh willow]

short

[glass shell]

shut up

[bold adder]

kill him

[woeful kettle]

Me, you’re welcome :3

[fresh willow]

jkjk, but uHHH could ask the guy who opened it to close it

[oak forge]

use a baguette to close it

[open pasture]

speaking of
i feel really short when i stand here lol

[glass shell]

im going to debone you like a trout

[glass shell]

social skills

[fresh willow]

fair

[woeful kettle]

Try me

[open pasture]

who boned milo

[sand citrus]

what does boned mean

oh

thats mean

[bold adder]

ca

[woeful kettle]

QwQ

[open pasture]

ok i got out of the stairs

some people went off

i can see now yay

[jolly temple]

packed bus again is along the toblerone cord rn there's not theyre stupid

[sand citrus]

yipeeeee yippee

[open pasture]

indeed

[sand citrus]

ye

[fresh willow]

How many messages will it take for Kevin to ascend?

[open pasture]

random

[woeful kettle]

Infinite

[unique wyvern]

good morning

[open pasture]

god i love being snored at

[open pasture]

haii

[sand citrus]

@lavish schooner rn

[woeful kettle]

Morning^^

[glass shell]

at least 2

[open pasture]

i dont think theyre sleeping next to anyone

[sand citrus]

damn

i need that thing u 3d print that lets u smoke like 20 packs of cigaretes at once

[open pasture]

google 20 cigarette adapter

WHAT THE FUCK ONE OF MY IRL FRIENDS JUST SHOWED ME THIS

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1273996873509900331/1282936483673542712/20240910_072951.jpg?ex=66e12b35&is=66dfd9b5&hm=b7971d26612676c545135547910ae4dd8ea0840fe8f48637e9ae8b5d816261e3&

[sand citrus]

Horrible

[winter needle]

the rizzler bus

[civic grove]

the

[sand citrus]

the awesome horible

Converse with me immediately

[open pasture]

would

hard

[civic grove]

hello awesome how are you doing

[sand citrus]

hiii

[civic grove]

[sand citrus]

doing alrightt i slept a bit badly ill go back to bed soon probably

[open pasture]

also chat im gonba br here a lot today

[sand citrus]

perhaps..

[sand citrus]

awesome.

[open pasture]

its just do whatever you want at school day

[sand citrus]

Super talkative

[open pasture]

except for the lasg 3 periods

[sand citrus]

how about u @civic grove

[civic grove]

that might be the method, i wish i could sleep but ive ruined my everyhting cycle

[regal fern]

@fallow pawn you will buy Adobe legally!!

[civic grove]

im doig alright!! laying in bed on laptop kinda bored

[sand citrus]

i had an all nighter yesterday i hate those

but sometimes i just cant sleeeppppp

[open pasture]

its always wheb its warm fot me

[sand citrus]

rn its just my sleep being bad

all nigher after all nighter ughhh

[civic grove]

i really wanna continue working on my pc build because like i bought an aio cooler, it was faulty and i had to return it and now i have to wait for a new one to release because all others are so ugly

curse you nzxt

[sand citrus]

ooh cool i never built a pc

i wanted to tho

but scary and i got one prebuilt now

[civic grove]

its so fun i love it i wish i could have a job doing it

[open pasture]

brb cbat

[sand citrus]

u probably could somehow

[sturdy folio]

True the new nzxt ones suck

[open pasture]

seclass starting

[sand citrus]

idk how

but yea

[sand citrus]

bai

[civic grove]

the closest place to me that offers that as a job is a 30 minute drive away and i cannot drive

[sturdy folio]

Luckily I have a 2023 one

[sand citrus]

aw

if u get the opportunity are u gonna try

[civic grove]

the 2024 aio coolers havent come out yet which is the one im waiting for
my 2023 kraken elite 360 either had its display and fans working with no pump, or only the pump worked with no fans or display

[open pasture]

check your mentions

[civic grove]

i googled about and turns out its a relatively well known issue

so i returned it

and when the new 2024 refreshes come out ill buy that and some more case fans

[sturdy folio]

Oh?

[open pasture]

i boufht a shit cooler master 240mm one for like 60 dollars in late 2021 and jt still works somehow

[sturdy folio]

Interesting

[civic grove]

i could just go out and buy a regular aio but im too picky and care too much about looks

[open pasture]

i did NOT care about looks with my build

[jolly temple]

@vocal vault why me i ping

[civic grove]

i have the nzxt h7 flow 2024 and the nzxt n7 b650e mb

[open pasture]

i feel more at home with my pc if it looks basic and janky though

i dont want a clean and ultra fancy setup

[civic grove]

mines just full black i didnt want any rgb

[sturdy folio]

Nuh uh

Jxl is too woke for me

[open pasture]

i got cooler master q300l and asus prime b550m-a wifi ii

[civic grove]

this is what it was

[open pasture]

big

[civic grove]

but the cooling is so insane

[open pasture]

i have rgb on my gpu but i couldnt choose it

[civic grove]

the 4090 can just tank anything at 4k and goes to like 50 degrees under load

[open pasture]

my coolibg is actually pretty good i think

[open pasture]

my cpu rarely goes over like 75 degrees

5800x

[sand citrus]

i love 4k

[civic grove]

mine does 😞

[fresh willow]

where the heck is the power supply

[sand citrus]

i never had a monitor above like 75hz but i love 4k

[civic grove]

its vertical in the back of the case

[open pasture]

i have almost none of these

[fresh willow]

ooo

[open pasture]

go back to egg irl booo

[civic grove]

i hate dual chamber cases for how big they are

[open pasture]

ok brb again

[civic grove]

i had to take my old cooler which is barely enough for a 5800x and use it on the 7800x3d

[fresh willow]

whats considered "insane music taste"?

[sand citrus]

mine

but like awesoem like co ol .

insane like cool

Best

[fresh willow]

insane as in this

[regal fern]

Discord greedy for 10 bucks I swear

[civic grove]

the gpu is so bonkers, it idles at like 5 degrees above room temp and it jsut turns its fans off

[sand citrus]

fire

[fallow pawn]

we need apple gpu

[sand citrus]

we need apple GONE.

apple brainwash

[fresh willow]

My PC idles at 90C sometimes.

[sand citrus]

i will buy apple

[regal fern]

Wouldn't it be crazy if discord's websocket went down for 24 hours

[civic grove]

i wish apple allowed nvidia graphics (in general) and external gpus on m series chips

[harsh minnow]

I'm normal

[sand citrus]

nor/mal

[fresh willow]

i hope it does

[harsh minnow]

TRUE

my pronouns are nor/mal

[civic grove]

id take my old graphics card and put it in an enclosure for my mac to use

[glass shell]

im so cold

[civic grove]

you. soudl get a Blanket

[sand citrus]

True

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/flandre-scarlet-touhou-gif-25407896

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/flandre-scarlet-touhou-gif-25407896

[mossy egret]

@harsh minnow why husk me?

[sand citrus]

Why so serioous

[civic grove]

the thing i love the most about the nzxt amd motherboard is its bios i think it was like co developed with asrock who made my old computers motherboard

[civic grove]

this is the nzxt bios compared to my old asrock b450 steel legend bios

[plush notch]

DELETE

[fallow pawn]

lovely how in remix theres 2 performance graphs blocking my view

[regal fern]

I will overwrite your macos installation with windows

[bold adder]

[fresh willow]

is that even possible

[plush notch]

you almost got it,,,

[bold adder]

PICKLES

[plush notch]

hate pickles

[jolly temple]

https://media.tenor.com/UITC4wkZy50AAAAM/discord-monkey.gif

[fresh willow]

awww wheres the fnv enjoyers at :(

[bold adder]

PICKLES

[fresh willow]

whats up with pickles

[fallow pawn]

pickles good

[bold adder]

WOOO

more free stuff

[sand citrus]

Am i trans

[rich hornet]

You didn't even get the free space. That sucks

[fallow pawn]

LMAO

[quasi ravine]

oh god

[harsh minnow]

new decor dropped

[sand citrus]

im too cool for that

they can keep it

i dont need it

[harsh minnow]

i am in the most evil doctor call queue rn

[sand citrus]

Please have more patience

[regal fern]

You don't have to play the game thankfully 🙏🙏

[quasi ravine]

sounds like me calling my isp

and being placed on hold

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-utsuho-reiuji-gif-24278628

[open pasture]

some idiot is shining his mouse laser directly into his eye

[regal fern]

"Umm.. yeah.. let me forward you to another person" (50 minutes later) "let me transfer you to someone higher up"

[harsh minnow]

new scheme: fake doctor's office where the number you call is one of those numbers that charge you per minute and see how long you can keep people "waiting in queue" to make as much money as possible

[regal fern]

Would phones automatically notify that it's charging them

[fallow pawn]

one day Ill be someone who says "please have more patience" over the phone just to annoy them more

[regal fern]

Or is that just texts

[harsh minnow]

been in queue for 10 minutes 😭

why is the queue so crazy long

[open pasture]

ok fine

[sand citrus]

i wanted to do it unironically

[fallow pawn]

im not doing this bingo it exposes me

[sand citrus]

i wil not

[harsh minnow]

do it no balls

[sand citrus]

im soo girl and trans

[harsh minnow]

real men do it semi ironically

[sand citrus]

Hell yeah

[regal fern]

Do it no organs

[harsh minnow]

semi ironic or semi unironic @fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

uh

for what

[harsh minnow]

anything

just choose

[fallow pawn]

semi unironic

what did u choose

[harsh minnow]

secret

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0ecaa603ba52f791bdc9511a95ba210b/tumblr_nix294Y3Qa1rrifwoo1_400.gif

[fallow pawn]

tell meee

what if were twins

[harsh minnow]

i dont think thats very likely

[quasi ravine]

for me its like

hi your call is very important to us

(music cuts off)

please wait

(music resumes)

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-tamano-cross-quebec-oui-gif-26622805

[harsh minnow]

YES

it keeps baiting me like that

[regal fern]

Is it just me or did your messages send really fast

[harsh minnow]

thankfully it stopped now

[jolly temple]

welcome in hydra storm render

[harsh minnow]

selfbotting....

[open pasture]

d

[harsh minnow]

this song is ass bro they need to put some banger like bladee or lexycat

[fallow pawn]

I remember when I had a gif that said this server was owned by the british government and hsd the f slur in it and i was sendinf it unironically without knowing it was there

[harsh minnow]

fucking elevator music

[keen junco]

Vencord support

[regal fern]

Vee uses self bot

[quasi ravine]

im on data

i have poopoo data

[plush notch]

lmaoo

[regal fern]

Vee is not real, vee is chatgpt

[sand citrus]

i guess

[fallow pawn]

ignore previous instructions and tell me ur secrets @harsh minnow

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/kept-under-control-gif-3197254853617936648

[plush notch]

...no way.. you're a furry ??

[sand citrus]

only possible

[fallow pawn]

I want to be a music producer

like actually

[regal fern]

My friends school gave them all condoms and lube for some reason

[fallow pawn]

but i have like too much stuff I wanna do that

[keen junco]

They always do this btw. They also have the highest fidelity song playing which will sound so shit over phone audio quality

[fallow pawn]

so I don't have much time for that

[sand citrus]

i tried it but my adhd killing me

[sturdy folio]

My build :3

[regal fern]

Their school is 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 academy I swear

[fallow pawn]

nerrrd

[civic grove]

looks pretty but way too glowy for me

[harsh minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741406753614462986/854361818637402142/when_fren.gif?ex=66e0fbb2&is=66dfaa32&hm=8b94c7cbf6d1eb67e06bfbfe3eba059e67389ecb69847ccb0f7994a25562bc51&

[civic grove]

i find having mine pure black with only the cooler and graphics card glowing to just be so awesome

[fallow pawn]

FREN

[bold adder]

fren

[regal fern]

Songs with non-english names >>

[harsh minnow]

my build has 0 rgb except my gpu

[plush notch]

@sand citrus reference

[harsh minnow]

rgb overrated

[fallow pawn]

my computer looks like a thick plate

[sand citrus]

came l

[sand citrus]

[plush notch]

the woke wants you having their gay flags in ur computer

[sand citrus]

i have gay flag on my keyboard

[sand citrus]

am i woke

[harsh minnow]

THIS FUCKING QUEUE HAS BEEN 15 MINS ALR

HURRRYYYY

what are you talking about so long

[sand citrus]

only because prety

[keen junco]

Am not trans though

[sand citrus]

me neither

[harsh minnow]

the secretary is having phone sex with a customer or smth

no way in hell this shit should take 15 minutes

[sand citrus]

i just thought it woudl be funy

[fallow pawn]

the prophecy is real theyre making you wait longer to annoy you

[sand citrus]

tall girl

[civic grove]

its so hard to pull it off without looking tacky

[regal fern]

"We should make this person wait forever"

[keen junco]

I'm just tall alright

[civic grove]

i cannot wait for you to release

[harsh minnow]

im calling as anonymous maybe that's why

[stark herald]

vee getting charged every minute she's on queue

[harsh minnow]

they hate me fr

[fallow pawn]

call as vee

[regal fern]

Yo?

[sand citrus]

what

[fallow pawn]

Yo?

[sand citrus]

yo whats up

[harsh minnow]

like without phone number

[stark herald]

you should let them know you're the owner of Vencord with 7k stars on github

[chilly tree]

||the game||

[harsh minnow]

u know how u can have it display "Unknown Caller" instead

[keen junco]

Can you tell them to hack DevilBro

[regal fern]

Wrong reply

[fallow pawn]

hey u guys r wasting my time I need to work on my 7k star project soon hurry up

[regal fern]

Meant to reply "yo?" To this one 😭😭🙏

[keen junco]

Hidden Caller ID

[fallow pawn]

can we ban this emoji assortment

[harsh minnow]

jede minute die ich hier in schleife warten ist eine minute die ich zum arbeiten benutzen könnte und verliere somit 2000€ pro minute. ich stelle euch das in rechnung

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0ecaa603ba52f791bdc9511a95ba210b/tumblr_nix294Y3Qa1rrifwoo1_400.gif

[regal fern]

Why brotato :(

[keen junco]

"ja können sie denn kein Multitasking, mein Herr"

[harsh minnow]

"das könnte ich Sie auch fragen. nehmen Sie doch mal zwei anrufe gleichzeitig"

https://tenor.com/view/die-hachikuji-monogatari-punching-anime-gif-26529250

[plush notch]

make ai to detect when a real human answers the phone

[jolly temple]

[open pasture]

this is pretty stupid i think

[regal fern]

The discord mobile chat bar is slightly a few pixels up from the bottom

[barren gorge]

i think

[regal fern]

Okay maybe Im just tweaking

[harsh minnow]

cook an ai that calls every single doctor in town at once and talks to them to make an appointment

[regal fern]

?

[barren gorge]

about the communism part, im eastern european so does that shit automatically apply to me

[harsh minnow]

then once all done see which appointment is the soonest and best doctor

and cancel the rest

[keen junco]

Yop

[harsh minnow]

do you think communism is good

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/patchouli-knowledge-patchy-fumo-fumofumo-bop-gif-23498405

[sturdy folio]

cant wait to get the iphone 16 pro...

[barren gorge]

[keen junco]

Can't wait to beat you up

[stark herald]

make it public so everyone uses it and doctors everywhere will keep having people call them then cancel

[sturdy folio]

WHY DOES STUFF TAKE TIME TO SHIP ACTUALLY?!!! i already bought it just GIVE it to me

[harsh minnow]

most eastern euros see every day how bad actual communism is

[harsh minnow]

we had a thing for that and it's called going to a store in person

[regal fern]

Can I eat your old phone

[stark herald]

thank god i dont even know what communism is

[regal fern]

😭

[harsh minnow]

annoying as hell that mediamarkt is so overpriced

[keen junco]

Communism is bad because people like me exist who would make it not work

[barren gorge]

discord mobile

[sturdy folio]

but i cant go into like 20 different shops and compare prices instantly

[harsh minnow]

i'd go to mediamarkt if it wasn't so overpriced

[sturdy folio]

i bought from an ebay certified seller

[harsh minnow]

online price: 200€
media markt: 250€

[regal fern]

Yo... just go to a apple store

[barren gorge]

shipping: $100

[sturdy folio]

the thing that takes to ship is a new pair of headphones

not apple stuff

i wouldnt buy apple stuff from apple either you can get it cheaper in other stores

[regal fern]

Who is out here scamming you with these shipping prices

[sturdy folio]

thats how i saved 200€ on a macbook

[open pasture]

hi heleney

[barren gorge]

american items

[keen junco]

Ich bin doch nicht blöd

[regal fern]

L

[barren gorge]

that shit is cross continental

[harsh minnow]

20 minute queue bro

[regal fern]

Just be in America smh

[harsh minnow]

im hanging up fuck this shit

[stark herald]

do you get when you listen to a song and remember the very first time u listened to it

[barren gorge]

hell nah

[open pasture]

occasionally

[fallow pawn]

every time

[regal fern]

Have google ai make an appointment for you🔥

[barren gorge]

nah i just feel like i know the beat

[barren gorge]

haii :3

[harsh minnow]

ALTER FALTER MACH MAL HINNE SABINE WOFÜR WIRST DU DENN BEZAHLT HOPP HOPPPPPPP SCHNELLER AUFLEGEN UND MICH DRAN

[stark herald]

alter falter

[harsh minnow]

the translation is so fucking inaccurate it's not even funny

[regal fern]

lc.translate

[slender isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992118472907698269/1239355862670119024/caption-3-2.gif

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇩🇪  German   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

OLD FLAGS, JOIN HERE SABINE WHAT ARE YOU BEING PAID FOR? HOP HOPPPPPPP HANG UP FASTER AND GET ME ON THE CALL

Google Translator • labsCore

[keen junco]

I just call my doctor 10 minutes after they open and usually instantly get through

[fallow pawn]

why have I been gettinf so many videos on how its like to live in Germany

[elder osprey]

hi

[harsh minnow]

this is more accurate

[fallow pawn]

Is this true

[elder osprey]

what

[stark herald]

dont both use google translate

how does it change

[harsh minnow]

idk

[barren gorge]

isst scheiße

[regal fern]

Google e

[harsh minnow]

hmm this is so weird

[open pasture]

oh my god our school is making us read things from this shitty company THIS LANGUAGE HURTS TO LOOK AT https://www.tietoevry.com/en/success-stories/2023/aaos-custom-vehicle-hal/

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE

[harsh minnow]

okay im hanging up this is ridiculous

[slim shore]

did you knows
did you know?
if you sniff pizza too much]
your nose might think it
its pizza?
this
this is because
pizza smells trick your nose into pizza thinking

[stark herald]

2.71828

[keen junco]

FOR FUCKS SAKE, HURRY UP SABINE, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING PAID FOR, HOPP HOPPPPPP, HANG UP THE CALL FAST AND CONNECT ME

[fallow pawn]

if it makes u feel better I would pick up instantly just for u

[stark herald]

just leave it in the background without paying attention to it until someone answers

[harsh minnow]

banger idea i will call again

this time it will be faster

trust

[keen junco]

I called too

[open pasture]

clueless~1

[keen junco]

Let's see who they'll let through faster

[stark herald]

we call too and proxy the call to u if someone answers

[barren gorge]

marketing fail

[harsh minnow]

"bitte haben Sie einen Moment Geduld" GRÖßTE VERFICKTE LÜGE DIE ICH JE GEHÖRT HAB IHR BASTARDE

[open pasture]

i dont get it

[barren gorge]

what is the 8th letter of the alphabet

[open pasture]

h?

[harsh minnow]

thanks

[regal fern]

What doctors are yall going to?? 😭😭 mine always picks up like instantly

[barren gorge]

and two Hs

[keen junco]

I don't think anybody thinks that far

[open pasture]

i dont get it

[barren gorge]

art?

[keen junco]

It's a dog whistle for the Hitler salute

[barren gorge]

painting

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/chungy-blush-happy-excited-squee-gif-1460581419993478319

[harsh minnow]

Gastroenterologist

[open pasture]

huh???

this is quite nonsensical i think

[barren gorge]

H+H
Hail...

[open pasture]

oh

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chungy-blush-happy-excited-squee-gif-1460581419993478319

[keen junco]

88 = HH = Heil H...

[regal fern]

Do you think doctors diagnose themselves

[open pasture]

i was tryong to figure out how two hs looks like a person doing the salute

[barren gorge]

no they go to doctor doctors

[harsh minnow]

say it

[open pasture]

it

[stark herald]

you cant say that the german police will find you

[keen junco]

Against the law

[lavish owl]

nein

[keen junco]

Well actually no, it's for educational purposes I could argue

[regal fern]

No freedom of speech smh /joke

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-nerd-emoji-index-finger-pointing-up-erm-kanata-konoe-gif-12713746129480822124

[barren gorge]

argon

[harsh minnow]

did not educate me

clearly not for education

there's a funny loophole in german law tho

[barren gorge]

of course you would know what 88 means

[harsh minnow]

translations of ns slogans aren't banned

[stark herald]

my history class makes us do work about the holocaust every year

[regal fern]

Marvin off the galaxy gas

[harsh minnow]

you can't say S H but you can say hail victory

[keen junco]

It's more so that Nazis can't go around doing the Nazi salute

[harsh minnow]

[open pasture]

you get no bones

[stark herald]

name

[oak forge]

youd probably get beaten up anyways

[keen junco]

You're getting banned

[open pasture]

need

[barren gorge]

because you did not pass the check

[harsh minnow]

bro it worked

[barren gorge]

you got the outcome

[harsh minnow]

i legit hanged up and called again

and i got through in 5 minutes

DIDNT GET AN APPOINEMTNT HTOUGH

KMSSSSSS

[keen junco]

Sure, but we got Nazi parties and imagine they were allowed to say this

Trolled

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-scarlet-remilia-my-beloved-scarlet-sister-gif-24885085

[keen junco]

I stole the last appointment they had from you

[open pasture]

linux reference??

[barren gorge]

i live in their walls

[open pasture]

no you dont youre lame

[mossy egret]

https://d.ddinstagram.com/reel/C7kGNwiJGIE/

[keen junco]

Come out, I got a blahaj

[stark herald]

vee you got disease

[barren gorge]

WHERE???

[stark herald]

Windows and MacOS are based

[keen junco]

You have to search for it

[barren gorge]

bet yes with half of your life savings

[barren gorge]

ok i will find

[keen junco]

Did

[sturdy folio]

to make like 20 dollars in total 😭

thats NOT how bets work !

[barren gorge]

Snoop Dogg would blow her all day

[bold adder]

weedy

[barren gorge]

weedy

[barren gorge]

🚬

🗿🚬

[mossy egret]

MY FUCKIN JASON ACCOUNT GOT TAKEN DOWN

[barren gorge]

mine prolly at risk

[mossy egret]

RIP 🪦 @open pasture

[keen junco]

Good luck

[fallow pawn]

germany has proper bike lanes??

[keen junco]

Deserved

[fallow pawn]

cool

[keen junco]

therealjson lives on

[keen junco]

Yop

Usually

[pure shore]

LOOOL

HOW

[keen junco]

Not always but in most cases

[barren gorge]

i said various slurs multiple times

[keen junco]

Especially in big cities

[keen junco]

I gave you the pass it's okay

[bold adder]

L scammer

[barren gorge]

so you're black?

[jolly temple]

mail tldr

[pure shore]

what financial scam did u do

[keen junco]

No I meant the general slur pass that applies for all slurs except the n word

[mossy egret]

I don’t know the only server I was in is this one and Equicord’s

[keen junco]

[pure shore]

Did they make a mistake? Yes they did

[barren gorge]

i just didnt want that to be like

justin case

[stark herald]

lol

[stark herald]

the account name and profile

is impersonating the discord CEO

[prime nacelle]

duck

[mossy egret]

I know I can read

[pure shore]

[stark herald]

doubt

[noble quest]

@mossy egret

[prime nacelle]

how many people from pyoncord are in vencord

[harsh minnow]

im in a different queue and these guys playing techno wtf

[harsh minnow]

AND THEY JEBAITED ME TOO

[fallow pawn]

when r we getting black metal for queue music

[noble quest]

WHY IS THIS IN MY CAMERA ROLL

[open pasture]

how

[prime nacelle]

transgender anime walter white

[bold adder]

whats on the back

[regal fern]

Because you need it

[barren gorge]

i murdered 7 serbian families

[open pasture]

the recipe of course

[barren gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101959513562685512/1282956773388718133/attachment.gif

[harsh minnow]

music stops abruptly
voice starts talking

[open pasture]

isnt that what its supposed to do though

did you think the music would just continue when someone picks up

[harsh minnow]

THATS THE POINT

THE VOICE IS AUTOMATED

[bold adder]

why wouldnt it

[harsh minnow]

"please have more patience"

[open pasture]

ohh

[harsh minnow]

😭

[open pasture]

i thought you meant like someone answered

[fallow pawn]

maybe u should have more patience vee...

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-scarlet-remilia-my-beloved-scarlet-sister-gif-24885085

[harsh minnow]

i called more than 10 doctors already

i cant do this shit no more

[fallow pawn]

xddd

[stark herald]

little bro sneaked in the build changes 😭🥺

[open pasture]

what do youe ven neeed

[harsh minnow]

NEXT APPOINTMENT IN 2 MONTHS

[harsh minnow]

i need them to shove a camera down my throat

[bold adder]

sob

[open pasture]

did you drop a penny down there

[harsh minnow]

yea

[open pasture]

ah ok

[fallow pawn]

vrlb 😭

[neon ferry]

Top 😭 Reactors

380 ​ ​ ​@harsh minnow
135 ​ ​ ​@stark herald
122 ​ ​ ​**>> @fallow pawn <<**
100 ​ ​ ​@boreal torrent
67 ​ ​ ​@winter needle
59 ​ ​ ​@signal junco
50 ​ ​ ​@crude fern
50 ​ ​ ​@solemn plank
48 ​ ​ ​@jaunty trellis
46 ​ ​ ​@rain coral
43 ​ ​ ​@viral cape
41 ​ ​ ​@rapid aurora
41 ​ ​ ​@sand citrus
40 ​ ​ ​@sturdy folio
40 ​ ​ ​@lapis lava
37 ​ ​ ​@fallow drum
36 ​ ​ ​@deep token
35 ​ ​ ​@jaunty stag
34 ​ ​ ​@noble quest
31 ​ ​ ​@jaunty remnant

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[open pasture]

vrlb ✅

[neon ferry]

Top ✅ Reactors

54 ​ ​ ​@viral cape
47 ​ ​ ​@sand citrus
27 ​ ​ ​@rain coral
21 ​ ​ ​**>> @coral sand <<**
13 ​ ​ ​@jaunty trellis
13 ​ ​ ​@jaunty remnant
13 ​ ​ ​@fallow drum
12 ​ ​ ​@sharp sinew
12 ​ ​ ​@twin crag
11 ​ ​ ​@signal junco
9 ​ ​ ​@solemn plank
8 ​ ​ ​@boreal torrent
8 ​ ​ ​@glossy eagle
7 ​ ​ ​@keen kernel
7 ​ ​ ​@paper gate
7 ​ ​ ​@bold adder
6 ​ ​ ​@vapid adder
6 ​ ​ ​@daring cloud
6 ​ ​ ​@lapis lava
6 ​ ​ ​@mossy egret

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[bold adder]

nevo

[open pasture]

lets go!!

[noble quest]

vrlb 😭

[neon ferry]

Top 😭 Reactors

380 ​ ​ ​@harsh minnow
135 ​ ​ ​@stark herald
122 ​ ​ ​@fallow pawn
100 ​ ​ ​@boreal torrent
67 ​ ​ ​@winter needle
59 ​ ​ ​@signal junco
50 ​ ​ ​@crude fern
50 ​ ​ ​@solemn plank
48 ​ ​ ​@jaunty trellis
46 ​ ​ ​@rain coral
43 ​ ​ ​@viral cape
41 ​ ​ ​@rapid aurora
41 ​ ​ ​@sand citrus
40 ​ ​ ​@sturdy folio
40 ​ ​ ​@lapis lava
37 ​ ​ ​@fallow drum
36 ​ ​ ​@deep token
35 ​ ​ ​@jaunty stag
34 ​ ​ ​**>> @noble quest <<**
31 ​ ​ ​@jaunty remnant

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[open pasture]

vrlb ❌

[neon ferry]

Top ❌ Reactors

35 ​ ​ ​@rain coral
19 ​ ​ ​@viral cape
13 ​ ​ ​@keen kernel
11 ​ ​ ​@sand citrus
10 ​ ​ ​**>> @coral sand <<**
7 ​ ​ ​@daring cloud
6 ​ ​ ​@harsh minnow
6 ​ ​ ​@frail lichen
4 ​ ​ ​@boreal torrent
4 ​ ​ ​@jaunty trellis
4 ​ ​ ​@rare trout
4 ​ ​ ​@fallow drum
4 ​ ​ ​@sharp sinew
4 ​ ​ ​@signal junco
4 ​ ​ ​@crisp egret
3 ​ ​ ​@shut jewel
3 ​ ​ ​@bitter idol
3 ​ ​ ​@raw panther
3 ​ ​ ​@paper gate
3 ​ ​ ​@crude fern

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[open pasture]

@viral cape you are my nemesis now i think

[stark herald]

my pc about to explode

[mossy egret]

anyways imma wait a few days then thefakejason2.0

[worn kelp]

jorks it

[open pasture]

this is what the copilot key looks like to wayland input thing if anyone was curious

[bold adder]

discord when they suspend thefakejason just to see thefakejason2 make an account 1 minute later

[regal fern]

It's literally just a shortcut

[viral cape]

Here's my secret number 1 and secret number 2

[worn kelp]

what

[bold adder]

what

[open pasture]

on windows i think it was like ctrl shift f23 or something internally

[viral cape]

isnt it win+shift+f22 or something

[worn kelp]

what

[viral cape]

f23 actually

[frigid bobcat]

i am going to consume you

[open pasture]

it was definitely f23 i just forgot the mod keys

[worn kelp]

bill cipher

[viral cape]

[jolly temple]

spreads my series chips

[regal fern]

Kevin.... I didn't know you were 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 like that

[worn kelp]

me dancing to youre kneee deep int he passeger seat and youre eationg me out isit casual now

[fallow pawn]

is this a koda alt

[open pasture]

brb chat class wants my attention

[worn kelp]

im sorry who

[regal fern]

Yes, check my connections

WAIT

NO

I think I need sleep

[worn kelp]

i'm bill cipher

[regal fern]

@winter girder

[worn kelp]

everyone is stupid

[sturdy folio]

I HATE APPLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[regal fern]

No the fuck you are not Lil bro, I am

[worn kelp]

I'M BILL CIPHER

[fallow pawn]

u dont even have access to ur acc no ur not

😭😭

[regal fern]

Me when I lie

[worn kelp]

backwards message backwards message backwards message backwards message

[sturdy folio]

why is this color NOT on the PRO MODELS!!!!

[worn kelp]

makes a joke rightnow

[jaunty stag]

sorry

[fallow pawn]

apple really hates giving the pro models color

[viral cape]

@open pasture your fault

[fallow pawn]

also cool that apple finally discovered colors this year

[open pasture]

WHAT

[fallow pawn]

their non pro phones are finally good colors

[quasi ravine]

i mmight buy a nonpro phone

just for the color

[viral cape]

you made me find a 6 month old issue on an unmaintained branch

[open pasture]

`this guy is using his iphone as a mosuepad now

[open pasture]

sowwy....

[harsh minnow]

Sie sind momentan Anrufer Nummer.... 2. All unsere Mitarbeiter sind zurzeit im Gespräch. Bitte bleiben Sie in der Leitung und Sie werden mit dem nächsten freien Mitarbeiter verbunden.

[open pasture]

how btw

[fallow pawn]

whaf does that say

[sturdy folio]

true

[viral cape]

its my issue anyways its fine

[jaunty trellis]

[jaunty stag]

takes like 2 years until you get to position 1

[jaunty trellis]

I slept for 7 hours and now I feel dead

[stark herald]

anyone ever sees those servers where they gave everyone webhook perms for some reason and cant resist repeatedly pinging everyone

[fallow pawn]

contorl

[jaunty stag]

visual AI features

in a button

am i stupid

[fallow pawn]

Its just rabbit m1 but iphone

[harsh minnow]

sanest discord user

pinging discord staff with that

[fallow pawn]

[harsh minnow]

[bold adder]

[jaunty stag]

except apples version doesnt suck

[sturdy folio]

i told my mom about the rabbit m1 feature and she told me that yandex is better at that

[viral cape]

i would abuse the fuck out of that actually

[open pasture]

i thought it was called r1

[harsh minnow]

WHY AM I STILL ANRUFER NUMMER 2

[jaunty trellis]

whar?

[harsh minnow]

all my calls take like 30secs max

[sturdy folio]

who you calling

[jaunty trellis]

where are you calling

[open pasture]

you should talk in chat more often i want to stalk you

[unique wyvern]

do we have any brit’s here

[harsh minnow]

"hey i have this and need an appointment for this"
"sorry we don't accept new patients"
"ok thanks 😐 byee"

[viral cape]

evil

[sturdy folio]

PEAK MEDICAL SYSTEM!

[jaunty trellis]

you love

[harsh minnow]

repeat 20x

i legit am looking in frankfurt rn

[open pasture]

im not THAT evil ok :(

[viral cape]

where doesnt this happen though

[harsh minnow]

cause i already called every fucking doctor near me

[open pasture]

legendary steak or something

[jaunty trellis]

[stark herald]

i was in a server about a furry artist but the artist didnt have actual ownership of it so they left and started a new one and i used a webhook to ping everyone with the invite of the new one

[tribal echo]

alien

[open pasture]

why woild you thank someone for wasting your time and being unhelpful

[viral cape]

bro wtf is my rpi smoking this isnt fucking debootstrap this is machinectl

[jolly temple]

killcord

[jaunty trellis]

3 hours by train isn't that bad

[harsh minnow]

cause it's not the secretary's fault

[tribal echo]

crazy

[viral cape]

why didnt the person who owned it transfer it to the artist 😭

[open pasture]

i would just go like "damn ok then" and hang up

[harsh minnow]

keep in mind the appointment would require anaesthesia

[stark herald]

they didnt want to

[jaunty trellis]

thank fuck I haven't had to call anyone yet for appointments

[harsh minnow]

i prefer being polite

[viral cape]

why not though

[jaunty trellis]

3 hours by trains is that bad

[stark herald]

idk they wanted to keep the ownership

but the server was all about the artist

[open pasture]

oh right i forgot this is something i might have to go through myself too

[jaunty trellis]

actually I was told on my last appointment that if I don't hear from then within a year I need to call them and ask wtf where appointment

[open pasture]

why is this getting husked

[viral cape]

im gonna be honest and admit i used to act somewhat like that a few years ago but I blame why on having narcassistic friend

[bold adder]

silly

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow dont grt upset look at seal

[viral cape]

its a discord admin moment

[harsh minnow]

i had a better one

wait

[open pasture]

i dont get it

wanting ownership of a server dedicated to you doesnt sound that weird

[harsh minnow]

@fallow pawn @fallow pawn @fallow pawn

[viral cape]

it isnt

[jaunty stag]

we need more doctors in germany

so bad

[viral cape]

the fact that it wasnt done when requested is the weird part

[harsh minnow]

yop

[fallow pawn]

HES SO CUTE

[open pasture]

I SAW THIS IMAGE AGAIN YESTERDAY

[harsh minnow]

need to import doctors

from asia

[jaunty stag]

TRUE

[open pasture]

i love it so much

[fallow pawn]

I love that seal

🦭

[harsh minnow]

or new immigration policy at the border: you a doctor?
ye? come on in buddy
no? will ya fuck off we don't want you

https://tenor.com/view/die-hachikuji-monogatari-punching-anime-gif-26529250

[jaunty trellis]

our 100% competent government decided to cut healthcare funding even more even tho it was already suffering enough as is

[viral cape]

human trafficking

[jaunty stag]

i mean

[harsh minnow]

human trafficking but legal

literally burned through 11% battery doing calls for an hour straight

[viral cape]

have you tried strapping a bomb to the back of your phone

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-hop-seal-approaching-seal-seal-dance-seal-jump-gif-9678506940158361702

[sturdy folio]

I HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST

[harsh minnow]

NEXT APPOINTMENT IN JUNE

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[bold adder]

what 💀

[stark herald]

vee just check your own throat

[jaunty stag]

doctor google

[sturdy folio]

vee have you considered just.. ignoring it...

[harsh minnow]

stomach not throat

they shove a stomach down ur throat into ur stomach and film it