🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[slow urchin]

i genuinely dont understand how this even works

[sudden sun]

lol

[slow urchin]

how do you execute their code

[sudden sun]

there is no code there

[slow urchin]

there isnt any coding lang that it says

[slow urchin]

yes there is

[sudden sun]

where

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate you

[slow urchin]

wait is it json???

stuff like this

i'm so confused

[sudden sun]

that is json

[paper gate]

llsc real name Json

[sudden sun]

its how http requests are formatted

[cosmic otter]

no

that's form data

[sudden sun]

close enough

[jolly temple]

@paper gate please use rrrrr

[cosmic otter]

different content type

[sudden sun]

ive been doing lots of scratch

let me be

[barren gorge]

t

[cosmic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/latinx-calm-down-ui-gif-9033828531505586051

[barren gorge]

helena

[slow urchin]

so are these what you use?

after you connect to discord api?

[sudden sun]

i cant help but feel like cloudlink is not a good idea

[bold adder]

scratch

[sudden sun]

@slow urchin you cant tackle this unless you know about networking

fr

[slow urchin]

awh man

welp i give up be_blueyawn

[sudden sun]

i'd try making a poc but no time lol

[slow urchin]

poc?

[jaunty trellis]

proof of concept

[signal rose]

person of colour

[slow urchin]

pffft

[earnest shore]

how to make a button that changes color in a vencord plugin

[slow urchin]

docs

[bold adder]

piece of crap

[sudden sun]

@open pasture i broke the game

fully broken

[earnest shore]

or its?

[sudden sun]

i tried putting all of the rendering code from my test project into real game

and it broken

[sturdy folio]

okay what the fuck

ive seen both

if (cond) {
} else {
}

and

if (cond)
{
}
else
{
}

but NEVER have i seen fucking

if (cond) {
}
else {
}

[keen pike]

awesome

[fallow pawn]

I have

[jaunty stag]

wait until you see

if (cond) foo()
else bar()

[sudden sun]

@open pasture i wish turbowarp would store unpackaged projects

for version control

[sturdy folio]

why are you using scratch

stop having fun

i forbid it

[sudden sun]

i added controller support

[harsh minnow]

i like ```js
if (foo)
doFoo()
else
doBar()

[sudden sun]

wtf

if foo {
  doFoo()
else {
  doBar()
}```

[sturdy folio]

i like

if cond {
  do_foo();
} else {
  do_bar()
}

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[bold adder]

silly

fungus

[sudden sun]

@open pasture i moved the game into the render test file instead

it didnt break so many things

[open pasture]

@keen junco how to get the tag near ur name

[keen junco]

you don't

next question

[jolly temple]

lots of some people hated it from

[lapis lava]

😭

[slow urchin]

I NEED HELP

PC HELP

NOW

MY ALT KEY IS ENTIRELY STUCK, LIKE EVEN IF I UNPLUG MY KEYBOARD

[wooden kraken]

hello

[sudden sun]

L

[woeful kettle]

L

[slow urchin]

I'm genuinely upset

I was in a call with my partner and it just dies

[cloud hatch]

built-in screen kickstand

[open pasture]

@shadow owl hi

Bda

@shadow owl

[signal ravine]

is there any plugin to unlock all the soundboards

[paper gate]

no

[lapis lava]

free vencord premium

[signal ravine]

boomsad

[lapis lava]

desktop users do you see something

[signal ravine]

it just takes me to this server

[waxen sphinx]

my terminal opened after i clicked that and a lot of text was on my screen briefly before it disappeared

seems like it works

[bold adder]

ok

[sly spear]

Discord svg emojis when....

[harsh minnow]

free vencord premium

[bold adder]

what a steal, vencord premium for a useless random string of text that i dont understand? truly remarkable

[fallow pawn]

me

[bold adder]

me

[sly spear]

Discord://-/send-token

Fuck

[sturdy folio]

Heartbreaking 💔 Popular conservative political commentator Ben Shapiro found alive today, after a long life of 40 years

[sly spear]

Why his eyebrows so fuckin big

Angry bird lookin ass

[light warren]

where regular channel? i have show hidden channels plugin and i don't see it

[sour timber]

Chatty chatters, ping me plz :)

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/jeb_/status/1832165060296503347

[sturdy folio]

its not there

[light warren]

@sour timber

[sturdy folio]

there is none

[bold adder]

deleted

[keen junco]

moved to a different server

[junior ridge]

whats regular channel

[jaunty trellis]

[sour timber]

Perfectttt ty I was testing aod notifs

[junior ridge]

im a regular and i dont have that

../...

[jaunty trellis]

least schizo whitename

[light warren]

I forgot to show all channels

[light warren]

#🌺-regulars

[bold adder]

no

[junior ridge]

it says invalid-channel

[light warren]

idk why

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[lost furnace]

I don't have regulars channel

[humble trench]

looks real

[lost furnace]

It doesn't exist

[jolly temple]

yes, hp fucking thing so unspecific

[lost furnace]

Tiramisu take your meds

[junior ridge]

where are they

need to find out

[light warren]

looks fake

or token stealer

[sturdy folio]

i love rust....

[junior ridge]

vee would never do such a thing

[bold adder]

true vencord already has one theres no need to do it again

[sturdy folio]

thats correct, i did it

[junior ridge]

see

told you

[sturdy folio]

i put the token stealer inside of vencord

[snow nexus]

[robust relic]

by installing vencord, you gave her your token already

[junior ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991451220944367700/1229432531590451363/caption.gif

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-bleh-cat-spinning-cat-bleeeh-gif-27228826

[light warren]

https://tenor.com/bVEdw.gif

[junior ridge]

i love how easily vee could steal everyones token

like 3 lines of code max then push it

[light warren]

i can change my password 🙂

[junior ridge]

if you know before its too late

[snow nexus]

steal > mass login > mass change email > mass password change

[light warren]

but why the fuck would vee touch my token? I'm not even famous

[junior ridge]

cause i told them to

[bold adder]

funny

[sand citrus]

Botnet

[snow nexus]

silly april fools joke

[sand citrus]

U will be used to raid bd server

[light warren]

lmfao

[bold adder]

yay ❤️

[light warren]

is there any plugin to view roles, permissions plugin don't write the whole names

doesn't

fuck

[snow nexus]

april fools joke where just a single line of text in the corner says "Venny stole your token" in 12pt Times New Roman

[uncut sinew]

we makin it out of the botnet with this one 💪 🔥

[fallow pawn]

vee has my token

[snow nexus]

open plugins > second plugin there

[bold adder]

mod view

[junior ridge]

vencord turns into shiggy simulator

[bold adder]

blehhh

[snow nexus]

venny clicker

[light warren]

I meant a plugin that shows roles on the server like in the roles tab or something

[sturdy folio]

why

[junior ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleepycat-sleepycar-cat-car-gif-314119685102089835

[snow nexus]

ah yeah not yet, no one's made one that I know of

[sturdy folio]

thanks discord for bugging out

[snow nexus]

really niche use case i'd assume since most of the time the owner sticks every role on themselves anyways lmao

[sturdy folio]

appreciate it

[sturdy folio]

ah

use permission viewer

[snow nexus]

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-scarlet-remilia-my-beloved-scarlet-sister-gif-24885106

[snow nexus]

i forgot about perm viewer

[void ivy]

holy god

[light warren]

right

[void ivy]

core memory unlocked

i remember when i had nitro in 2018 this was my pfp

[sturdy folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133650325178421330/1281148557457494026/if-i-roll-every-number-known.gif

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-scarlet-remilia-my-beloved-scarlet-sister-gif-24885106

[void ivy]

unfortunately i lost my grandfathered subscription because of a payment issue :<

only got 2 out of the 4 years of grandfathering

oh well

or was it 3

[light warren]

my friend lost nitro simply because he writed he's -1 years old

fucking discord

[snow nexus]

real

[sturdy folio]

real

[jolly temple]

baai lovelies

[sturdy folio]

real thing that happened

[void ivy]

except it was flan

wher'es the flan version

[sand citrus]

kinda surprised automod didnt get the tag from the url

[void ivy]

https://pa1.aminoapps.com/6397/15b6e61e1e9d4bdf60e7fd69c37a6ae8a71166ee_00.gif

[snow nexus]

we love automod

[vivid tinsel]

Is discord failing to send msgs for anyone here?

[sand citrus]

no

[snow nexus]

I mean considering our messages appear it's a you issue

[bold adder]

no i sent this one

[sand citrus]

idk why thats automodded in the first place, dumb as hell

[snow nexus]

anti brainrot

[sand citrus]

i guess

[snow nexus]

people spammed a lot about that stuff and a certain gmod toilet so

[light warren]

but to bypass automod you simply need to write invisible characters in the word

[snow nexus]

most of the time staff are quick on that uptake

[light warren]

off topic aliens only

aliens only

[paper gate]

macos so bad

[sturdy folio]

true

[paper gate]

but

[snow nexus]

pulling out shazam to find out the song name only to realize the song said the song name about 60 times while you were listening

[paper gate]

send friend request when

[sturdy folio]

rust is also so good

[sand citrus]

true

hey its faster

[paper gate]

forgor

[harsh minnow]

pulling up shazam while on a concert

will it work

pulling out shazam while talking to zeet

[junior ridge]

on a concert

you are on top of them

[light warren]

kotlin or java btw?

[harsh minnow]

no thanks

[snow nexus]

pulling out shazam and trying to hum the song in public hoping it understands you and no one else hears you

[void ivy]

try it, i dare you

[uncut sinew]

i cant send fil

[void ivy]

yw

[sturdy folio]

like if you too like rust

[light warren]

how try it

[void ivy]

actually i use this one for EQ testing lol

[sturdy folio]

We Could Get More Machinegun Psystyle! -And More Genre Switches-

[void ivy]

cause it contains everything

[harsh minnow]

listen to this it's banger

[sturdy folio]

THUNDERZONE V TWO

[light warren]

fuck how to send messages

sorry for fuck

*how to send images

gorciu are you debil?

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/счастье-gif-23940530

[open pasture]

i thought it was called -stalker-

[sturdy folio]

it is

[harsh minnow]

banger album cover too

[open pasture]

oh ok

wait its literally in chat

[sturdy folio]

but i like thunderzone v2 better

[robust relic]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C-64abjOIuT/?igsh=ZG9xenVoeDdic25s

[noble quest]

Remember
if someone offers you Kotlin or Java
Just Say No

[open pasture]

thunderzone v2 is also good yes

[light warren]

lmao, why

[void ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-glass-deku-izuku-midoriya-realistic-gif-5950495279688466417

[noble quest]

you cant write kotlin or java without your consent

[light warren]

lmfao

[open pasture]

(this is supposed to be lore accurate for 2017 me)

[robust relic]

kaze doesn’t do TAS

[sand citrus]

do u want an actual voice message still cus everyone was just sending files

or does it not matter

[sturdy folio]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6PoDUTdwHlrDv7YzAWk9eJ

[robust relic]

no u

[void ivy]

actually

[light warren]

lmfao means lmao but with fuck

[void ivy]

katamari is great for testing bass

i love katamari

[void ivy]

favourite femtanyl song

[open pasture]

for me its dogmatica i think

[void ivy]

i like dogmatica too

[open pasture]

fun fact my name is mari

[sturdy folio]

ehhh...

[noble quest]

@paper gate

[void ivy]

katamari was my first introduction to femtanyl by.. someone here actually! and it's still my favourite song

[open pasture]

i only listen to it when i feel like a whimiscal idiot playing roblox

[sturdy folio]

Remember
If someone offers you Rust
Take it immediately

[spark slate]

Guys whats the quickest way to purge dms

[void ivy]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6spoezTMXWMgc4bXl3w5qD

[sturdy folio]

i listen to the autogenerated youtube playlists sometimes 😭

[snow nexus]

spam delete and hope you dont get flagged by discord for a selfbot

[sand citrus]

selfbot, neither vencord nor this server can help u with that tho :p

[light warren]

if someone offers you PHP take it immediatelly (no joke)

[sturdy folio]

php sucks

[noble quest]

you never guess who i'm dming

[robust relic]

php is goated af

[light warren]

but i love php

[robust relic]

[light warren]

give me php lover rank

[robust relic]

why

[sand citrus]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

[light warren]

php is the best

[spark slate]

Ty

[open pasture]

heartbeat!!

[rare trout]

yeah, thanks libreoffice thats what i meant

[sturdy folio]

php is atrocious and the only way someone can like it is if they have no idea about other languages

i liked php too when i started out

it sucks

[void ivy]

@open pasture try katamari

[robust relic]

php 8 is one of the best languages to make websites nowadays

[light warren]

btw do you like webassembly

[void ivy]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0G4x9ezA8hPNVwzPeOgn2B

[jolly temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133650325178421330/1281148557457494026/if-i-roll-every-number-known.gif

[light warren]

i think wat is fine

[robust relic]

with a framework it’s even better

[open pasture]

the quality through discord sounds like garbage actually

[sturdy folio]

until ts comes in

[open pasture]

this is NOT how its supposed to sonud

[void ivy]

or really any femtanyl song lol it sounds amazing

[open pasture]

yes yes

[robust relic]

php and typescript? what the fuck?

[sturdy folio]

not developed enough yet

[void ivy]

what airpods do you have

[sturdy folio]

ts without php

[open pasture]

i use audio technica ath m50x

[void ivy]

ah

[robust relic]

php is way faster than js lmao

[void ivy]

they are

[sturdy folio]

LMFAOOO????

WHAT

[sand citrus]

plugin should just upload the music without any compression , weird

[light warren]

php and npm: not possible
https://github.com/wordpress/wordpress-develop joined the game

[open pasture]

have this tyoo (screw mobile users)

[robust relic]

lol

[sturdy folio]

php and npm is very possible

see: symfony webpack encore

[void ivy]

this isnt true

the zend engine is objectively slower than V8, JSCore, etc.

[sturdy folio]

but it shouldnt be used because php sucks and i cant understand why people are liking it so much now

[void ivy]

it's fast enough for what it needs to do though

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/if-i-roll-gif-6684167966023799495

[open pasture]

chat is this btop

isthat

[light warren]

you are php hater in general

[sturdy folio]

is it the inconsistent function naming? the missing precise types? The random ass bugs because half of php is still stuck in 10 years ago?

[robust relic]

guess i’ve read some bad benchmarks then

[harsh minnow]

she uses php for a living

[sturdy folio]

i had to use php almost daily for more than 2 years now yes of course i hate it, i have experience in it and can realise that its actually not a good language

[harsh minnow]

chloe will still be a php dev in 20 years from now

[void ivy]

php is fine for what it needs to do and loads of people, especially older swengs, like php and the frameworks that are built up around it

[harsh minnow]

poor girl

[sturdy folio]

sadly yes

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/marsey-cute-cat-head-bang-head-banging-wpd-watch-people-die-gif-16095531684403269866

[void ivy]

so in the end who cares

[sand citrus]

chloe try not to shit on every language that isnt rust challenge

[void ivy]

i dont like php but there are reasons for it to exist

[harsh minnow]

why does this gif flash on android guhh

on pc it doesn't

[light warren]

but i don't like react

[rare trout]

vscode rendering an 8mb markdown table

[sturdy folio]

it looks good, it works for what its supposed to do
pretty good id say

[robust relic]

swift would be a 10/10 if it had doom

[sturdy folio]

then dont use react

[rare trout]

[robust relic]

https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/100557-doom-in-swift/

[sturdy folio]

my criteria for a good language is:
does it work?
does it work well?
does its syntax not look horrible?
and there goes 90% of languages out the window

true

[light warren]

first - he, second - i created a discord bot in php

[rare trout]

rust fan
macos fan
what

[sturdy folio]

she is talking about me actually

[sturdy folio]

yes

why would i not be a fan of macos

[void ivy]

wait

i have another song for you to test

bass with

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-jolly-christmas-if-i-roll-roll-a-twelve-gif-9788998869615835055

[void ivy]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4PvUk13jkcnGh6nvoFnI7A

[open pasture]

i will try

[void ivy]

i also use this with EQ testing

because it is literally just

all bass

[light warren]

why php sucks

[rare trout]

if i roll a twelve you fucking shig

[void ivy]

plus it kinda bangs

[harsh minnow]

brother i am not talking about you

[open pasture]

omg nathaniel pasta hi

[jolly temple]

vshig

[harsh minnow]

and imagine making a bot in php

[sturdy folio]

LMAO

i just realised

fucking

[light warren]

lmao

[robust relic]

https://youtu.be/1giQVuoTAFM?si=DybL-LH5GHqPiWox

[sturdy folio]

discord bot in php

[open pasture]

this is just phonk isnt it

[rare trout]

https://github.com/discord-php/DiscordPHP

[junior ridge]

do it

[open pasture]

i will

[void ivy]

ya

which is why its good for EQ

but its like the only one i like lol

[rare trout]

@harsh minnow rewrite venbot

[harsh minnow]

NO

NEVER

[void ivy]

cause it does genuinely kinda slap

[open pasture]

if i want stupid bass i listen to this https://open.spotify.com/track/0lUHAZHS5h2dbBfNtlrVOJ

[harsh minnow]

what features should i add to venbot

[void ivy]

oh this is good too

[rare trout]

php interpreter

[fallow pawn]

pat command

[robust relic]

automod counter

[fallow pawn]

html to php converter

[light warren]

lmao

[open pasture]

have you heard it before

[void ivy]

ya

[light warren]

why you are haters of php

[lapis lava]

is forgejo down

[void ivy]

because it sucks

like

massively

[open pasture]

i know

[void ivy]

i had to work with it professionally

so i know it sucks

but it is a language of its time

[open pasture]

huh oh

[rare trout]

https://github.com/phpv8/v8js

[void ivy]

modern php is not as bad as old php

[dire dawn]

is venbot down

[rare trout]

is vencord down

[rough dome]

no.

[robust relic]

what in tarnation

[light warren]

ok

[dire dawn]

just have it return no always

[rare trout]

V8 Javascript Engine for PHP — This PHP extension embeds the Google V8 Javascript Engine

[void ivy]

php v8 implementation
look inside
C++ extension module

[robust relic]

no

[rare trout]

VenPHP

VHV

[robust relic]

discord client in php when

[light warren]

venweb - a vencord rewrite in php

[rare trout]

VEE8

[light warren]

discord is react

[boreal torrent]

well

[lapis lava]

why husk :(

[boreal torrent]

it got filtered technically

[sturdy folio]

it does what its supposed to do, thats true
but it doesnt do it well
half of the stuff it has is only half-implemented (like types, where the fuck are more precise array types???)
or the inconsistant naming or parameters of std functions array_map vs array_filter, etc etc
it has features like references that straight up just dont work sometimes
etc etc

[harsh minnow]

ve ```js
defineCommand({
name: "is-forgejo-down",
aliases: ["ifd"],
description: "Is Forgejo down",
usage: null,
execute: msg => reply(msg, "Yes")
});

[neon ferry]

undefined```

[robust relic]

rewrite it from scratch

[neon ferry]

Yes

[lapis lava]

vh ifd

[neon ferry]

Is-forgejo-down (ifd)

Is Forgejo down

[lapis lava]

vifd

[neon ferry]

Yes

[void ivy]

hey so

[sturdy folio]

is vencord down

[void ivy]

fun fact

[rough dome]

no.

[void ivy]

about array types

the official way

is to implement your own array class

[jolly temple]

almost 18

[void ivy]

that only handles that type

[sturdy folio]

what

[void ivy]

:)

[sturdy folio]

is that real

[void ivy]

yes

[sturdy folio]

are you fr

oh my god

the inheritance brainrot

[lapis lava]

lovee

now add to main bot

[light warren]

why php doesn't require typing

[void ivy]

<?php
class ArrayOfThing extends \ArrayObject {
    // assigned to the reader to implement
}

[void ivy]

because its a language of its time

loads of languages never needed types

[keen kernel]

rip link

[light warren]

php+ts=super combo

[void ivy]

why do you think hungarian notation exists

:p

[paper gate]

I remember everything

[robust relic]

why would it? devs can make things work without their fancy intellisense

[void ivy]

oih wait

i think the

implem

sorry ive had a bit to drink it might take me a moment

but

[light warren]

i don't understand the backslash before class name in php

[sly spear]

Vblobcatcozy

integration with vencord plugin that flashes a blobcatcozy across the screen of any user

[robust relic]

iirc it’s an import

not sure tho

[boreal torrent]

what does \ mean in php

[void ivy]

public function offsetSet($key, Thing $val) {
    if ($val instanceof Thing) {
        return parent::offsetSet($key, $val);
    }
    throw new \InvalidArgumentException('LITERALLY DIE YOU KNOW YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG TYPE');
}

[keen kernel]

it means virus malware

[harsh minnow]

venbot code is literally vencord plugin structure copycat

[void ivy]

@light warren @boreal torrent it's a namespace

https://www.php.net/language.namespaces

[fallow pawn]

😳 rdar:45025538

[sly spear]

Vifd

[neon ferry]

Yes

[void ivy]

an empty namespace

i.e.

\Invalid... is the globla namespace

where everything lives

[boreal torrent]

ooh

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow will make ifd ping me

[void ivy]

https://www.php.net/manual/en/language.namespaces.global.php

here's the specific article on it

[light warren]

veephp - the better php by vee, it requires typescript to work simply because ts is fine

[robust relic]

php is so silly

[paper gate]

vids

vifd

[neon ferry]

Yes

[void ivy]

its just a habit

[paper gate]

what

[keen kernel]

venbot in php

[void ivy]

like

[lapis lava]

is forgejo down

[sly spear]

Venbot in rust

[void ivy]

because if you dont do \ then it'll try to import stuff from the local namesapce

[robust relic]

a good thing about php is it’s docs tbh

[void ivy]

so if oyu have a thing in the local namespace called InvalidArgumentException

then

it'll iport that

[jolly temple]

win11 with music goes hard but if something via age cap the nobel prize.' 'no,' said to

[sly spear]

Blazingly venst

[paper gate]

yes

[robust relic]

almost everything is documented

[keen kernel]

v🚀

[void ivy]

if you do \InvalidBlaBlakljdskasjnd it'll always import it from the global namespace

so you will be always good

and consistent

so it's just tgood practice among dfevelopers

[void ivy]

wow the alcohol really is shining through on my typing isnt it

[light warren]

what do you think about starboard on the server?

[void ivy]

im just not bothering to correct mistakes at this point xd

[robust relic]

lewi how is your typing becoming worse every second

[void ivy]

the drinks are kicking in

that's all

[robust relic]

friday, makes sense

[void ivy]

mhm

[robust relic]

vcobalt

[void ivy]

yet im still

i think

mostly ccoherent

right?

[keen kernel]

vexe

[void ivy]

so i guess im not completely insane

yet

[robust relic]

yeah

for now

[void ivy]

for now

OH MY GOD

[lapis lava]

she tail on my scale til i connect to an overlay mesh network

[void ivy]

THIS SONG

HAS SO MUCH BASS

HOLY CHRIST

https://open.spotify.com/track/5rMrBy75VhEL9b9hpip5RS

[harsh minnow]

ve ```js
defineCommand({
name: "forgejo-down?",
aliases: ["fj-down?", "ifd", "is-forgejo-down", "fdj?"],
description: "Check if Ninos Forgejo is down",
usage: null,
async execute(msg) {
const res = await checkPromise(fetch("https://git.nin0.dev/"));

    return reply(msg, res ? "No" : "Yes");
}

});

[neon ferry]

undefined```

[harsh minnow]

oops

vfj-down?

[neon ferry]

oop, that didn't go well 💥

[harsh minnow]

NOOO

[fallow pawn]

lovely

[harsh minnow]

wait it didnt log

[sturdy folio]

$myCoolVariable = ":3";

function test() {
  echo $myCoolVariable; // works!!
}

$test2 = function () {echo $myCoolVariable}; // this doesnt work, why the fuck would you even attempt this?
$test3 = fn () => $myCoolVariable; // did you seriously just try this as well? At this point you might as well just end yourself for thinking this might even remotely work

// correct way:
$test2 = function () use ($myCoolVariable) {echo $myCoolVariable};
$test3 = fn () use ($myCoolVariable) => $myCoolVariable;

genuinely who thought of this

[paper gate]

scary

[robust relic]

have a song someone shared with me like a week ago and i fell in love with it

https://music.apple.com/fr/album/i-cant-get-high/1579056847?i=1579056867&l=en-GB

[harsh minnow]

ReferenceError: checkPromise is not defined

guuuh wdym

oh

[harsh minnow]

i don't use it anywhere in code so it got treeshaked

horror

[jolly temple]

vtheylp

[neon ferry]

Help Menu

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You can find my source code here.
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[paper gate]

minkys ears work on my phone screen

I can use his ears to scroll stuff

[sly spear]

I'm scared of how you found this out

[void ivy]

huh?

i thought it was global $myCoolVariable

[lapis lava]

venbot woke

so over

[light warren]

what is better to learn? German or Spanish

[lapis lava]

vyardım

[neon ferry]

Help Menu

My prefix is v.
Use vhelp <command> for more information on a specific command!

You can find my source code here.
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6. Support Commands
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[sturdy folio]

you can also do that but globals are of course not recommended

[harsh minnow]

$forgejo-down?

[icy merlin]

No

[void ivy]

i see

well anyway, it does kinda makes sense

[light warren]

vthhhhhhhhhh

[sturdy folio]

see https://www.php.net/manual/en/functions.anonymous.php

[lapis lava]

ill take down

[void ivy]

because a closure doesnt always get called in the same context as where it was defined

[void ivy]

although really it should just

[harsh minnow]

$fjd?

[void ivy]

automatically assume that the variable you mean

[icy merlin]

No

[void ivy]

is the variable you defined

in the same context

[lapis lava]

okay its stopped

[harsh minnow]

$fjd?

[icy merlin]

No

[void ivy]

but oh well

[sturdy folio]

you can pass normal functions around too so it doesnt make sense having them behave any different

[void ivy]

guess ill die

[robust relic]

php devs be like "nooo we dont wanna break behavior"

[harsh minnow]

oh

[void ivy]

[sturdy folio]

OH YEAH

THATS FUNNY

RIGHT

[harsh minnow]

guh my check doesnt work cause of cf

[void ivy]

php is designed by people who cant let go of its tehcnical debt

[jaunty trellis]

[lapis lava]

i think it either returns 502 bad gateway or 1001 argo tunnel error if down

[void ivy]

like c++

[harsh minnow]

$fjd?

[lapis lava]

latter being if my pi is offline

[icy merlin]

Yes

[harsh minnow]

[lapis lava]

love

[robust relic]

way too much of the web (especially old wordpress versions) rely on it

[void ivy]

which is funny because

[void ivy]

wordpress requires specific php versions

ooh

this song is also good for eq testing

https://open.spotify.com/track/4i4AfSmENhBLoszYCHl6YI

[dire dawn]

what is technical debt

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-cat-cute-waving-ears-kitty-gif-17065331

[void ivy]

you know when you make a project over a certain number of years

and you make bad decisions

[stiff urchin]

omg uptimekuma

[void ivy]

in the start

[dire dawn]

oh

[void ivy]

that

that builds up over time

[jolly temple]

dude is healing

[jaunty trellis]

[robust relic]

TLDR you made a decision on how things should work and you can’t change it because it would break a lot of apps

[dire dawn]

i dont get why php made variables start with $ it's so annoying

[light warren]

why the fuck ts is better than php, but 70% of internet rely of php

[void ivy]

to make them distinct

it's a carryover from perl i think

[void ivy]

legacy

tons of apps are built with it

[boreal torrent]

i think its pretty

[keen kernel]

wordpress

[light warren]

for code redability

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow will ship actual fjd? command to vaius prod

[robust relic]

most of the 70% is wordpress dont worry

[harsh minnow]

sure

[paper gate]

minky just blinked

this is huge news

[void ivy]

should we have venforge

[robust relic]

vencraft

[lapis lava]

good idea

[sturdy folio]

@void ivy this might need a moment to take in, this language is a joke

[light warren]

yeeeeeeesssss

[lapis lava]

vencord git forge

[jaunty trellis]

I made nin0 git account 🔥

[robust relic]

average quirky javascript code

[jaunty trellis]

(I will never use)

[harsh minnow]

vupdate

[neon ferry]

Updated!! Now restarting...

[lapis lava]

when forgejo will get actual federation small forges will actually be useful

[void ivy]

what, youre concerned about this and not $$ vars?

[neon ferry]

I'm back !!! :DDD

[void ivy]

lol

[sturdy folio]

what

[lapis lava]

vfjd?

[sturdy folio]

about what vars

[neon ferry]

No

[void ivy]

$hi equals abc

[light warren]

@paper gate hello dear public static void main string args

[jaunty trellis]

that's gonna take 9 years to happen but yop

[void ivy]

$$hi equals def

[sturdy folio]

but yes im very concerned that you can call functions and arrays

[void ivy]

$abc equals def

[paper gate]

hello

[void ivy]

try it

[sly spear]

I just made that gender neutral grammar meme thing as a plugin

Test time

Hersheys

IT DOESN'T WORK

I WAS SCAMMED

[lapis lava]

@cosmic otter you

[harsh minnow]

i added reason too to Yes response

put it down again and you will see

[lapis lava]

okay

[dire dawn]

are function calls internally strings in php?

[cosmic otter]

that is my copyright

[void ivy]

@sturdy folio

$hi = "abc";
$$hi = "def";
assert($abc === "def");

[cosmic otter]

i will sue you

[sturdy folio]

ah you mean that yea

i know about that

[robust relic]

https://x.com/playconcord/status/1832107824295629044?s=46
the four people who cared must be so sad

Concord (@PlayConcord) on X

Concord servers are now offline.

Thank you again to all the Freegunners who have joined us in the Concord galaxy.

Twitter · Sep 6, 2024, 5:25 PM

[sturdy folio]

it kinda makes sense

just kinda

[void ivy]

it's called a variable variable

[light warren]

class filename {
  public static void main(string[] args) {
    System.out.println("hello");
  }
}

[jolly temple]

@solemn plank

[void ivy]

i love it

it is literally the most useless thing in existence

[mighty moat]

NO WAY LMFAOO

[void ivy]

but it exists

[boreal torrent]

never heard of this game

[void ivy]

it goes hand in hand

with

variable calling

[lapis lava]

doesn’t work insane

[robust relic]

yes way

[lapis lava]

vfjd?

[neon ferry]

No

[light warren]

do you use my lmao with fucking

[harsh minnow]

guh it does

[light warren]

vfjd

[harsh minnow]

it might be cache

vfjd?

[neon ferry]

No

[robust relic]

tldr hundreds of millions of dollars wasted by sony on yet another multiplayer shooter

[vagrant walrus]

im a alien

[light warren]

vfjd?

[sturdy folio]

this language is a genuine fucking joke

[neon ferry]

No

[robust relic]

days later they releases astro bot

[sturdy folio]

i shall go back to comfy, rust

[robust relic]

and it’s one of the best games of the year so far

[harsh minnow]

ve ```js
fetch("https://git.nin0.dev/").then(r => r.status)

[neon ferry]

502```

[boreal torrent]

what does that mean

[harsh minnow]

guh

[lapis lava]

vh fjd?

[neon ferry]

Forgejo-down? (fj-down?, ifd, is-forgejo-down, fjd?)

Check if Ninos Forgejo is down

[robust relic]

..?

[harsh minnow]

oh

[light warren]

ve ```js
fetch("https://git.nin0.dev/").then(r => r.status)

[harsh minnow]

im dumb wait

vupdate

[neon ferry]

Updated!! Now restarting...

[light warren]

ve ```js
fetch("https://git.nin0.dev/").then(r => r.status)

[neon ferry]

I'm back !!! :DDD

[harsh minnow]

vfjd?

[neon ferry]

Yes (HTTP Status 502)

[sly spear]

Chat give me test words for tthey woker plugin

[lapis lava]

what happens if i takedown cloudflared

[sturdy folio]

502

[jaunty trellis]

[sturdy folio]

im a demon..

[light warren]

what happens if i takedown google

[lapis lava]

vifd

[neon ferry]

Yes (HTTP Status 530)

[jaunty stag]

hop on ogg

[lapis lava]

guhh what is 530

[void ivy]

@robust relic unfortunately i am now sober

like

fully

[lapis lava]

https://http.cat/530

[void ivy]

which is a shame but oh well

[lapis lava]

site frozen

true

[dire dawn]

no opus

[robust relic]

damn that was fast

[void ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/sudo-rm-rf-linux-bruh-chungus-poggers-gif-19024993

[dire dawn]

opus best

[void ivy]

i have a

very

high

tolerance

[jolly temple]

vee touch grass

[jaunty trellis]

at some point I might by more vps storage and then actually make my forgejo usable for others

[light warren]

--no-preserve-root

[void ivy]

like if i dont keep drinking constantly i will not remain tipsy for long

[lapis lava]

wait u have forgejo?

[light warren]

lmao

[sturdy folio]

i love rust :3

[robust relic]

be like me: almost 20, never drank alcohol cuz i hate basically anything that isnt water

[junior ridge]

i love gigabit

[void ivy]

i am however

[lapis lava]

http://git.blahai.gay/blahai/womp-womp love?

[void ivy]

now very hungry

so

lol to me

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/im-so-hungry-i-could-gif-4107604657722675486

https://tenor.com/view/a-cow-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-horse-eat-a-horse-eating-gif-15829059019860825321

[dire dawn]

a cow im so hungry i could eat a horse eat a horse eating gif

[jaunty trellis]

24k

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horse-gif-12751249838678746267

spin

https://tenor.com/view/horse-sweeping-broom-radlcies-gif-24147266

[jaunty trellis]

wait I forgor did I leave my forgejo signup thing public

[void ivy]

wow

the bass on this

good

[lapis lava]

yop

[void ivy]

very like

WAIT

HANG ON

THERE'S LITERALLY

[lapis lava]

i think mines signup open too

[void ivy]

A SONG THAT'S

[lapis lava]

with unlimited repos

deranged

[robust relic]

rate the commit

[void ivy]

https://x.lewisakura.moe/24/09/zRasmz9HettcnkUyS.png

WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS

ITS LITERALLY A SONG

[jaunty trellis]

sure

[void ivy]

ABOUT BASS

[jaunty trellis]

if it's open

looks like it is

[light warren]

i am going to sleep

[jaunty trellis]

[sly spear]

Me

[light warren]

i will slee

[keen kernel]

@harsh minnow idea, vspin <id> spins a vencord user's screen like do a barrel roll

[jaunty trellis]

also if you wanna use git over ssh it's on port 222

[light warren]

i will sleep fuck

[jaunty trellis]

[jolly temple]

(thank god)

[dire dawn]

@keen kernel idea: hi

[jovial skiff]

Hello

[keen kernel]

@dire dawn idea: hi

[robust relic]

been trying to move a bot from google cloud run to cloudflare workers, but for some reasons i cant generate images with canvas on cf workers :(

why must i use google...

[jaunty trellis]

[robust relic]

i hate it when

[jaunty trellis]

idek how

I never use it for anything important

you're literally the only other user

[paper gate]

blinker

[rare trout]

https://github.com/Morse-Code-over-IP/protocol-cwcom

[jaunty trellis]

also wdym you can't log in

I just made a new acc and it works fine

literally krill issue

how

also I really should move from nginx to trafik but that's effort

[rare trout]

i love dicor

[robust relic]

say "yes, can you make me a million dollars"

[rare trout]

already marked spam

[lapis lava]

cloudflared my beloved

(im soo lazy when it comes to actually exposing services)

[jaunty trellis]

I could just use cf tunnels on my server but that's scuffed I'd rather just use a webserver

[velvet hill]

Hi

[rare trout]

hi

[velvet hill]

Yeah if you allow me can I ask you something?

[rare trout]

yes

[velvet hill]

I am a Vencord plugin developer, I'm wondering if I can get a chance to make something for you?

[jaunty trellis]

oki is almost half til 3 am gonna go eepers now nini

[robust relic]

omg no way! im so lucky to meet one of yall

help me my vencrd is broken

[rare trout]

what the fuck am i looking at

[neon ferry]

👉 #screams-of-the-damned

(Auto-response invoked by @velvet hill)

[junior ridge]

myaa

[noble quest]

@paper gate

[burnt maple]

2009 catgirls

[robust relic]

[velvet hill]

virus

[misty parrot]

1p my goat...

[robust relic]

thats neat

[lapis lava]

wish bitwarden would add that

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-scarlet-remilia-my-beloved-scarlet-sister-gif-24885106

[robust relic]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002090433540784180/1080649575389462668/attachment.gif

[hushed lark]

JUMPSCARE

[burnt maple]

my teeths hurt

They replaced my braces

[velvet hill]

skull issue

(real)

[jolly temple]

ironically /tmp is wasted ram was technically buying and play local namespace

[robust relic]

remove them

[velvet hill]

fire

[robust relic]

cant have pain if theres no pain source

[sand citrus]

try fentanyl

[signal rose]

phantom pain

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/reisen-junko-touhou-chubby-cheeks-cute-gif-17882257

[velvet hill]

its fent friday

[robust relic]

ur brain is just trikcing you

[velvet hill]

🎉

[sand citrus]

everyday is fent day

[velvet hill]

everyday im shufflin

[burnt maple]

Fentanly is an addictive substance

Don't use it

[sand citrus]

its not addiction i can stop anytime

[velvet hill]

its dedication not addiction

[sand citrus]

facts

[flat glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-25909810

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/fetty-drugs-meth-gif-26717678

[flat glacier]

why my gifs arent working

bruh

[sand citrus]

no embed perm

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-no-image-perms-image-perms-flex-gif-23244245

[sand citrus]

best site

[robust relic]

lmaooo

[burnt maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/Eclipxare/status/1832185516608852255/photo/1

I got @digital kettle on my TL

[velvet hill]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1276069841161289728/caption.gif?ex=66dc9f66&is=66db4de6&hm=e47e4666981fe8b089e2413d69f37b9855d03a5f4e0da3cfe5bade5559f3553e&=&width=701&height=1194

[flat glacier]

[robust relic]

i love how desktop pcs will basically never be able to switch to arm

🤨

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[robust relic]

yoo

https://tenor.com/view/gamer-oneshot-niko-rue-gif-13016571

[harsh minnow]

cuuute natsuki

[robust relic]

unless they wanna use microsoft's rosetta forever

[burnt maple]

That's natsuki??

[harsh minnow]

natsuki best girl

[burnt maple]

Isn't she a leftie...

I thought u hated those

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/natsuki-gif-21923685

[harsh minnow]

what..

[harsh minnow]

what!

it was fun

[burnt maple]

subahibi better

goth megu

[keen kernel]

PLEASE guys don't spoil endgame for me plsplspls

[modest obsidian]

basically

[keen kernel]

No endgame spoilers

[modest obsidian]

endgame happens

[keen kernel]

AHHHH

blockrd

[bold adder]

the game ends in endgame

[jolly temple]

:demon:

[bold adder]

also i lost the game

[modest obsidian]

i won't do it again

[flat glacier]

this might be the next rickroll in the next generations

[modest obsidian]

i promise

[sturdy folio]

endgame dies in iron man

[burnt maple]

Takuji save me

lord takuji save me

[burnt maple]

@harsh minnow

Was this in the game

I never read ddlc

[harsh minnow]

that's not real...

[bold adder]

i can confirm

[burnt maple]

[harsh minnow]

In the real game she had mein kampf

nah its just her poems or something

I forgot

[bold adder]

wasnt it her manga

i forgor

long time

she liked manga

[burnt maple]

I heard that mein kampf was a really manipulative book

is it true

[harsh minnow]

idk girl I haven't read it

[burnt maple]

My teacher once warned our class about it years ago

[harsh minnow]

should i

[burnt maple]

[robust relic]

if you have free time

[fallow pawn]

minecraft

[flat glacier]

[burnt maple]

dind ding ding ding ding

[fallow pawn]

mexico ya

[winter girder]

how do i set this up 🙏

[bold adder]

saata andagi

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/class-of-09-jecka-class-of-09-jecka-even-she-was-weird-tf-out-gif-3329400310048748584

[misty parrot]

do you have 1password? and what platform are u on

[modest obsidian]

i have a good voice ik

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/прикол-rofl-рост-length-румия-gif-20533174

[robust relic]

alright time to sell my mac for $100000 because it has the og twitter logo

[winter girder]

yes & windows

[noble quest]

aw dang'it