🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[slow urchin]

It confuses me every time

[sudden sun]

lmao

[open pasture]

@paper gate where are yiou

i need your energy right now

ok wait lemme get back to class

i can barely breathe in there eueeeuuugh

[sudden sun]

[slow urchin]

Get out of the cage then

[real skiff]

[slow urchin]

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

[open pasture]

mmm only if you pat my head

[bold adder]

i uh

[sudden sun]

thats a lot

[slow urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[open pasture]

yayy :>

[slow urchin]

IT WAS A PNG

IT JUST SUCKS

IDK WHY

[real skiff]

@sudden sun

[lost furnace]

spyware malware internet infection trojan ransomware

[warm aspen]

I can't even send gif

[sudden sun]

[lost furnace]

good

[slow urchin]

Sucks to be a gooner

[lost furnace]

if whitenames had access to gifs this place would be hell

[warm aspen]

Bruh

[open pasture]

do images have a thing like h264 vs h265 or

[warm aspen]

than gimme

[lost furnace]

(not like it isn't already is)

[open pasture]

i know discord doesnt embed h265 so it might be a similar thing

[real skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005914084711084094/1244023943002853468/caption-45.gif

[slow urchin]

Anywho who wants to see a grunge picture, the only good picture me I've ever taken

[open pasture]

its level 10

[lost furnace]

LMAO

[warm aspen]

.-.

[open pasture]

the bot forgot to give me embed perms though lol

[slow urchin]

Lmao

[warm aspen]

:0

[fallow pawn]

super ez

u can do it

[slow urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-raccoon-chewing-peek-gif-16205544

[warm aspen]

All for a meme?

[slow urchin]

Literally takes like three days of activity dude

[warm aspen]

What did it cost?
Thanos: everything

[fallow pawn]

what kind of meme

crazy

[warm aspen]

I love funny groof ahhh meme

[fallow pawn]

v+ image @warm aspen

go send ur meme

[lost furnace]

emoji in vencord when

[bold adder]

oh boy...

[fallow pawn]

im waiting

[bold adder]

hydro

[sudden sun]

fr

[lost furnace]

[bold adder]

and then theres

Resonate with Electro

[open pasture]

i should post this every day

[jolly temple]

vrchat user error compared to daily shrimp

[bold adder]

live! love yourself

[slow urchin]

Gotta love the daily shrimp

[fallow pawn]

im looking for a laugh @warm aspen

[bold adder]

hes preparing his gif...

hyping himself up

[open pasture]

ashley haiiii

[slow urchin]

No one responded chat https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/962960986472579113.png?quality=lossless&size=60

NAH 💀

[open pasture]

i saw your message but i didnt understand what you meant by it

[slow urchin]

Crazy

[light cedar]

hello

[open pasture]

superSigma

[warm aspen]

This will be fun

[slow urchin]

It's a grunge picture of myself, it's the only one i like

[fallow pawn]

they're typing

[open pasture]

what is a grunge picture

[bold adder]

ca

[open pasture]

i thought it was a genre of rock

[fallow pawn]

I dont like this

[slow urchin]

Old 90's style, imperfect pictures

[open pasture]

this will be fun chat,,... buckle up

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1272186604403818626/togif.gif

[slow urchin]

Yes

[warm aspen]

Wdym by that?

[fallow pawn]

can u send ur meme already

[warm aspen]

Chat

[slow urchin]

Old 90's style, imperfect pictures

[bold adder]

hi

[warm aspen]

idk

[slow urchin]

Grunge is just noise and distortion

[warm aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/speedup-meme-speed-crazy-la-paint-dance-dance-gif-24840430

[fallow pawn]

so much build up...

[bold adder]

so funny

[slow urchin]

Remove it

[fallow pawn]

v- image 378677643043667988

[warm aspen]

XDD

[bold adder]

also what the dog doin

[slow urchin]

Thank you

[open pasture]

where havce i seen "bruh funny! bruh memes and more!" before

[weak vale]

XD

[warm aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-war-everything-avengers-gif-14066494

[bold adder]

bros doing the yoinky splionky

[warm aspen]

Chilling

[slow urchin]

"█████^-^
█████████▓█████████████████████▓░████████████████▒▒▓
████████████████░█████████████████████████░█▓▒████████▓▓░▓██████████████
▓▓▓░███░"

[lost furnace]

samara w

[slow urchin]

What does this mean

[fallow pawn]

I made myself laugh

[warm aspen]

The Scooby Doo Dance

[weak vale]

idk

[bold adder]

what level clearance do i need for this

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[fallow pawn]

you will earn it legitimately one day @warm aspen

[swift glen]

wheres him petting da dawg

[open pasture]

KOIIIII

[weak vale]

wouldnt you like to know????

[open pasture]

]HIIIII

[slow urchin]

Fifth

[warm aspen]

this shit encrypted

[swift glen]

go back to reddit

[bold adder]

:(

[fallow pawn]

i love Reddit

[open pasture]

vencord server if it was a youtube shorts comment section

[slow urchin]

Your humor hurts me physically more than getting castrated with no anesthesia

[warm aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-dog-sims-hug-gif-22144580

[swift glen]

shurrr upp!!

[fallow pawn]

I forgot i actually need to chrck gifs to see if theyre bad

[swift glen]

[warm aspen]

y?

[open pasture]

i genuinely use reddit for a lot of helpful ifnromation ummm

[fallow pawn]

theyre saying shurrr i dont think theyre allowed to swear

give them a bit

[slow urchin]

^

[slow urchin]

Me 2 sometimes

[fallow pawn]

u tried to be funny

[slow urchin]

Mainly modding stuff

[open pasture]

how do you know what that feels like

[warm aspen]

Why so mean to me?

[open pasture]

also nice for like finding products

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1179992976844394556.gif?quality=lossless&size=60

[dire dawn]

https://media.tenor.com/L__nlJlxIAgAAAAi/golden-gold.gif

[fallow pawn]

reddit got my github project to 400 stars in a week

[open pasture]

google SUCKS its only ai generated articles

[jolly temple]

]hiiiii

[open pasture]

stolen from me

[glass shell]

guh

[slow urchin]

HAIIII

[glass shell]

i love it when kevin steals messages word for word

always feels ominous

[open pasture]

what project specifically

[jaunty trellis]

[glass shell]

hiii

[fallow pawn]

https://github.com/khcrysalis/Feather

[open pasture]

is their name callie or are you calling them callie like as in a person you call with

[slow urchin]

I feel like i could code Kevin in like 6 minutes

[glass shell]

my name's callie

[bold adder]

?

[open pasture]

MY AUDOO JSUT WENT 16 BIT OR SOMETHING AGAIN

WHY LINUX WHY

[glass shell]

comes from the greek Muse of eloquence and epic poetry (basically ancient rap) Calliope

[slow urchin]

Isn't Linux supposed to be the king of audio 💀

[fallow pawn]

the king of audio

[glass shell]

linux has very good audio options

[open pasture]

no like audo you would hear on a 16 bit console

[jaunty plank]

hm

[open pasture]

it was really damn crunchy

it just does that sometimes and i have to restart spotify

yeag

[fallow pawn]

I sell all vencord user message data to openai

[slow urchin]

I was told it doesn't use a Markov chain at all, just strings together collected text

[open pasture]

im oretty sure that was macos

[open pasture]

I do NOT approve

[fallow pawn]

were getting blobcatcozy integration soon

[glass shell]

there's no pipeline punch monster in my store

or ultra rosa

im actually gonna kms

[open pasture]

I will make the worst ai ever..

[slow urchin]

Markov chains predict, Kevin does not predict

[open pasture]

TOASTEEEED

[glass shell]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENTERTAIN MY ADDICTION

[open pasture]

HIIIIIII HIII HIIII

[fallow pawn]

kinda does

kevin in sentient bro

[open pasture]

gm

[sturdy folio]

kevin is actually me

[glass shell]

no they only have mango loco, normal and ultra gold pineapple (aka pineapple kryptonite)

[open pasture]

no surge

I'm you

[fallow pawn]

somehow their messages relate to the conversation 70% of the time

[open pasture]

wait have you slept yet or

[bold adder]

miku miku

[open pasture]

no

[dire dawn]

markov chains what?

[slow urchin]

Maybe vencord is just that predictable :l

[open pasture]

gulp...

[fallow pawn]

watch kevin will speak fax

[open pasture]

does it look like youre returning today at least

[fallow pawn]

youll see

[warm aspen]

pineapple kryptonite XDD

[open pasture]

you said maybe wednesday

[bold adder]

[slow urchin]

Y'all mad i have a plushie dreadful and u dont

[fallow pawn]

give him a bit hes a bit slow

[open pasture]

kevinnn

[slow urchin]

Keeevinnnnn

[open pasture]

erwin smith from butts doug?

[weak vale]

[slow urchin]

What happened to him

[jolly temple]

seven

[open pasture]

WHAT

[slow urchin]

WHAT

[bold adder]

seven

[fallow pawn]

magnificent words thank you

[warm aspen]

Kevin Selling kryptonite meth

[open pasture]

big win

seven seven seven

[bold adder]

7 sobs

the prophecy is true

[weak vale]

kevin is a chud send his ass to the gulag

[warm aspen]

Use Google translate

[open pasture]

chuddy

[warm aspen]

Image

[glass shell]

who could ever guess why im calling it that

[open pasture]

@open pasture FED

[slow urchin]

Apparently this is kevin

[open pasture]

can it translate "speed pretty ice" from english to noewegian

[warm aspen]

That's cool

[open pasture]

I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN FOREVER

good hry

good to hear good to hear

[toxic vessel]

protip: if you're gonna be a piece of garbage and steal money from someone, steal from a rich company like amazon

[bold adder]

2 tail 3 leg dog

[fallow pawn]

what do yall think Kevin will say next

[open pasture]

known

[bold adder]

[open pasture]

popman praise]

[dire dawn]

i only steal from the homeless

[swift glen]

dawg someone said they hate tsmc

[glass shell]

it's an atarashii gakko wallpaper i made

[slow urchin]

Do y'all know what a dreadful plush is

[open pasture]

i steal from whoever i want to

ZERO morals

[swift glen]

LIKE THEY LITERALLY MANUFACTURE ALMOST ALL OF THE CHIPS IN THE WORLD

[dire dawn]

i donate the money to amazon

[swift glen]

HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE THEM??

[open pasture]

roberto sandal or something

[glass shell]

bro some random girl asked for the can i just bought after i very obviously sipped on it

[open pasture]

KEVIN DONT KIWIIFY PEGGY

[glass shell]

do i throw it at her

[weak vale]

ya they make some nice plushes

[swift glen]

they an undercover federal agent

[fallow pawn]

kevin is so sweet

[fast rapids]

how ım gonna use no masked url?

[swift glen]

they want ur salivia

throw it away in the trashcan

[open pasture]

WHAT

[slow urchin]

I have the sleep paralysis one :DDDD

He's adorable

I call him sleepy

[swift glen]

shit did i fuck that word up

[fallow pawn]

it just prevents discord automatically formatting selected pastes

[swift glen]

i need to recite the english dictionary (again)

[weak vale]

oh nice !! i wanna get the lemon guy

[bold adder]

https://bigrat.monster/

[warm aspen]

GOD DAMN

[open pasture]

i think it goes lije
apple banana

i forgot the rest

[fast rapids]

ok

[open pasture]

or was it apple ball

[toxic vessel]

when you select a link and paste in another link, its going to turn into a hyperlink

to prevent that we have the plugin

[glass shell]

here's the full thing

[open pasture]

this is so hard

[fallow pawn]

big ass rat

[swift glen]

fukc

[swift glen]

i hate cambridge english books </3

[open pasture]

maurice

[fast rapids]

oh thanks

[swift glen]

i do NOT want to read 10 bajillion gazillion pages about english words

[slow urchin]

He's a silly baby

[open pasture]

is this an ultrakill

isthat

[warm aspen]

Bro vibing

[bold adder]

im all ears

[open pasture]

or so ive heard type ears

[jolly temple]

kevinnn

[open pasture]

YOU

[open pasture]

fjonkie!!

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-miyabi-gif-26514012

[weak vale]

big ol floppers

[slow urchin]

Zanderrr!!!!!

[bold adder]

ah shit

its 1colon three0 am and i have work tmrw

whoopsie

gn vencord people

[open pasture]

@lost furnace where did tou go

[slow urchin]

It just now occurs to me that no one here actually knows my name since my display is so stupid

[open pasture]

gn blast

[toxic vessel]

gn

[glass shell]

why did someone tag the word "blocked" in my school

what

[slow urchin]

So that unblocked gets removed

[open pasture]

wdym tag

[slow urchin]

Block

[glass shell]

like graffiti

[open pasture]

oh

[slow urchin]

Ohh

Nvm

[open pasture]

i was thinking roblox tags

[glass shell]

what the fuck

[slow urchin]

I thought you meant on the PC they blocked the word

[warm aspen]

Can anyone recommend a movie to me?

[slow urchin]

Lol

[open pasture]

i could never have an anime wallpaper

[glass shell]

do you guys know what real life is

[slow urchin]

Number 9

[open pasture]

the shame of turning on my phone in public

[warm aspen]

great show
bet

[slow urchin]

NO

[open pasture]

interstellar
parasite (the korean one)

[warm aspen]

BRO WTF

How is that a real movie???????

no joke

XD

[slow urchin]

What if i send trillions of json posts to ur website

[open pasture]

holy cow thats out of this world

[quasi ravine]

[slow urchin]

:3

[open pasture]

YOU CAME BACK!!!

[warm aspen]

2 move recommends?

[slow urchin]

I genuinely don't know if this would even do anything Lol

[open pasture]

yes

[slow urchin]

Number 9

[open pasture]

look at my message

[slow urchin]

Watch number 9

[warm aspen]

Got that in my list

Well lets see

[open pasture]

scroll down a bit

[slow urchin]

I just know how json is basically just text data formatted but like,,, doesn't the website have to accept the post? So it would do nothing

[quasi ravine]

i just wanna get a job

helo koi

[open pasture]

who did this to you

[warm aspen]

Bro got rizz

whooaa chill

[slow urchin]

My phone background is from gachiakuta (great fucking manga)

[quasi ravine]

life

[swift glen]

d

[open pasture]

i use this

[warm aspen]

Movie list
number 9
one space movie from 1992
Parasite (Korean)

2 move? recommend?

[open pasture]

interstellar

[slow urchin]

But can't u just make it only accept json that has an id tag or password that is a specified thing

Better security

[open pasture]

terrible fate

[warm aspen]

1 move

please

[slow urchin]

Move

[warm aspen]

:0 bussing moive

[open pasture]

i would talk to this person

[slow urchin]

ME TOO

[open pasture]

or they just didnt know

im the only weirdo in my cs class i swear

[jolly temple]

hmm

[slow urchin]

Changed is such a niche, i just know puro and that it's overtly sexual but that's okay Lol

[open pasture]

only wallpaper ive seen so far is some animated dedsec one (like the guys from watch dogs 2)

[warm aspen]

cs as in
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive????

[open pasture]

computer science

i didnt say go

[slow urchin]

Do you know about gachiakuta?????? :0

[warm aspen]

xdd COOL

[open pasture]

iots not actually called that here but its close enough

[slow urchin]

READ ITTTT

!!

It's free on their website and they have a discord :3

[open pasture]

i would but reading cant keep my attention

[worthy zinc]

[open pasture]

unless its rain the webcomic

[modest obsidian]

what is vencord?

[dire dawn]

thank you for translate

[open pasture]

THIS VIDEO

[modest obsidian]

I think betterdiscord has better support for slow startup times

[fallow pawn]

I was just at the Starbuck and instead of giving me a straw for my drink they give me a cancer fork. How the cancer am I supposed to drink my cancer drink with this cancer fork. I paid for a cancer straw my cancer straw anyway. At the Starbuck's they don't give me cancer

[open pasture]

i saw this on reddit like 2 months ago

[fallow pawn]

inaccurate

[slow urchin]

Nuh uh

It's all wyoming

Love berserk fans

(haven't read or watched)

Thank you

[fallow pawn]

Dont look at that

secret information

[surreal elm]

I have access to an similar channel on a server i moderate on lol

[slow urchin]

I like how you guys made it immune to the vencord plugin too to hide it LMFAO

I'm onto you

:3

[fallow pawn]

its not immune

its like ur every other channel

[surreal elm]

I can't see it either tho

[slow urchin]

I can't see it as a hidden channel in vencord

[fallow pawn]

thats bc u dont show all channels

[slow urchin]

Yes i do

Type shit

[fallow pawn]

then it would happen on every server :3

[slow urchin]

I see hidden channels everywhere

Except

Vencord

Lol

[fallow pawn]

theres nothing in the source code preventing you from looking in this server

[fallow pawn]

so its either an issue on your part or you dont know how to navigate settings

[surreal elm]

can confirm, I did look at it

[slow urchin]

Idk:l

[acoustic bison]

I need zygisk and I'm not using closed source zygisk implementation, there's no good open source zygsik for ksu/apatch for now

[surreal elm]

didn't know we had proper alternatives to magisk eihter

[acoustic bison]

ksu is great if you don't need zygisk

[open pasture]

wait wbats wrong with magisk

[acoustic bison]

basically undetectable by design

[slow urchin]

I made my friend radioactive

[acoustic bison]

nothing, it is just detectable by shitty apps that think that root is a "vulnerability"

[open pasture]

wait do the others not have that issue

[slow urchin]

Real

[acoustic bison]

no, ksu is almost undetectable
but I don't have issues with magisk with my settings

[open pasture]

why did you resend yiour message

[open pasture]

what is zygisk even for

[slow urchin]

Lag

[open pasture]

im not that familiar with root

[slow urchin]

Isn't it just a secure magisk fork

[acoustic bison]

no, zygisk is a thing in normal magisk as well

[acoustic bison]

it is needed for some modules, such as lsposed

magisk readme says that zygisk just allows to run (module) code in every android app

so yeah

[jolly temple]

quick diy at her gender

[slow urchin]

WHAT

[open pasture]

me fr

[slow urchin]

Me when i diy her (@open pasture's) gender

Quickly

LOOK AT MY BABYYY

HE'S RETARDED AND FAT AND I LOVE HIMMMMM

[regal cedar]

CUTEE

CAT

[slow urchin]

If they ever access my brain activity I'm fucked

[open pasture]

ok wait ksu looks pretty cool i think i willl try to install it on my phone if i remember

i dont even know what exactly i would do with root but i swear some apps i use has extra featuers with it

[slow urchin]

Real image i made

[slow urchin]

You can get a custom kitty boot screen :3

[open pasture]

that is true...

[slow urchin]

HE'S GOT A LIL HAT :3

[open pasture]

if there is like an animted boot animation intended for arch linux want to use it on my phone

[surreal elm]

safetynet is what I need
-# when I somehow get the oem unlocking toggle back

[open pasture]

how do you lose it

[slow urchin]

What fuckass os are you on

[surreal elm]

never was there on my new phone
samsung s21 💀

[open pasture]

my phone has been oem unlocked since like 2021 or something

[slow urchin]

Me too

[open pasture]

oh yeah samsung sucks

oh recess time

im gonna carry my laptop to the roof again like a dork

brb chat :>

[acoustic bison]

i have device integrity with magisk lol

[slow urchin]

I would root my phone but this phone is shit and also i have too much data on here and no way to transfer

Guys

I'm cooked

Like actually

/srs

[slow urchin]

My integrated graphics might be fried and i use that for my second monitor

The driver refuses to work

I'm gonna actually cry

[open pasture]

ok chat im back

[sand citrus]

hi fjo

[open pasture]

if your bootloader is already unlocked i think you can just do it without data loss

[open pasture]

hello fres pet

[slow urchin]

It's not

[open pasture]

oh...

[acoustic bison]

that's why i root instantly after getting the phone, with root you can backup everything and restore in seconds

[sand citrus]

fake news

[open pasture]

youre fake news

[sand citrus]

nope im real news

[open pasture]

absolute kamalarkey

[slow urchin]

Didn't know what rooting was back then

And no patches really were made to work for my device

[open pasture]

didnt takae too long for me to switch from oos 11 to lineage os whatever number android 11 is

think i also had lineage 12 and then went to PE 12

[sand citrus]

@stark herald what have u done !!......

[stark herald]

oops

[sand citrus]

i am going to bed i will maybe go to sleep

its a bit late

[surreal elm]

rooting basically is the first thing I usually do.
was shocked to see my new phone can't be rooted :/

wasn't able to restore my backup as well cuz that needs root :/

[stark herald]

gn cutie

[acoustic bison]

what

[open pasture]

im just the knower

[slow urchin]

There are ways to OEM unlock without the settings option

[open pasture]

takes one to know one or something

[open pasture]

what sesttings option

[acoustic bison]

inb4 new huawei or some random noname brand
then it is not possible at all

[surreal elm]

tell me
I need that knowledge

[open pasture]

huawei isnt a no name brand but they fell off after the google lockdown

[acoustic bison]

i said OR

[acoustic bison]

we don't even know what you have

[open pasture]

im sleep derprived i cant read properly

[sand citrus]

@stark herald can i bother u if i cant slepo

[surreal elm]

SM-G991U1

[stark herald]

yea

:3

[open pasture]

soy

soylentttt

[acoustic bison]

ah american

[open pasture]

i know what you are

[acoustic bison]

then yeah can't be unlocked

[open pasture]

you will NEVER be able to lift a milk jug

[surreal elm]

huh? I'm european

[acoustic bison]

then why wouldn't it be unlockable

samsung does that only in countries where customers mean nothing (america) iirc

[sand citrus]

lies

[open pasture]

this is the parts number for an unlocked s21 5g

model number whatever

you should be able to do stuff to it

[sand citrus]

mail me ur phone ill unlock it 4 u

[jolly temple]

id love this allocation

[surreal elm]

yet I can't :/
no toggle for it

[slow urchin]

Me too Kevin

[surreal elm]

?
random bot message be like

[slow urchin]

There is no toggle it's already unlocked

[surreal elm]

interesting
so I should be able to flash immediately i guess

[slow urchin]

Probably, still backup

[acoustic bison]

why are you saying random things just like ai

[open pasture]

https://www.reddit.com/r/S21Ultra/comments/13g9r46/comment/jjz870u/?utm_name=web3xcss

[acoustic bison]

no it is not already unlocked

[slow urchin]

Hm?

[acoustic bison]

there aren't any phones that are unlocked by default

it is an actual security vuln

[slow urchin]

^?

Is that not what they meant by unlocked

[acoustic bison]

she meant that it can be unlocked, not that it is unlocked by default..

[open pasture]

unlocked just means you can use any sim card with it

[slow urchin]

She

[open pasture]

in america you can buy phones through carriers and it comes with bloatware and stuff

[slow urchin]

Ohh oki

[acoustic bison]

almost everywhere you can

just in america people actually do that

[slow urchin]

That's what i have lol, this phone runs like shit and the os takes up half my storage

[open pasture]

yes thats how i got my phone but they dont install anything on them here

[slow urchin]

Tldr:poor

[barren gorge]

my hormones switch inside my DNA.

[slow urchin]

switches ur hormones oh noooo your hormonessss

I'm gonna drop a Kevincore album

[open pasture]

omg hiii haii

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1027914454211514450.gif?quality=lossless&size=60

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1027914391502467123.gif?quality=lossless&size=60

[barren gorge]

hi

[sand citrus]

come welco

https://tenor.com/view/вкусна-кот-cat-gif-23767031

[slow urchin]

Peets :0

[open pasture]

go to sleep soyboy

[sand citrus]

idk how

[surreal elm]

yes I sure can boot to bootloader
yet no flashing if it ain't stock

[open pasture]

cranial problem

[slow urchin]

Narcotics

[sand citrus]

I NEED BENZOS

[slow urchin]

WHERE'RE MY XANS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/947558615043166208.png?quality=lossless&size=60

[acoustic bison]

you have to unlock it first anyway

[sand citrus]

who took m y fucking bars

they were here just a few minutes ago

[surreal elm]

back to how
I have no toggle for enabling that

[slow urchin]

You can't i don't think

[acoustic bison]

you checked in developer settings right?

[slow urchin]

Samsung made it impossible after a certain update

[surreal elm]

ofc

[sand citrus]

<@&1262928185763434556> what

[slow urchin]

"For any newer software version, it's currently impossible because Samsung won't let you downgrade to the earlier version"

[acoustic bison]

you have exynos version?

[open pasture]

relevant xda thread i think https://xdaforums.com/t/closed-android-unsamlock-bootloader-unlock-for-samsung-us-canada-devices.4215101/

@surreal elm

[acoustic bison]

it is random paid service

[open pasture]

huh

[acoustic bison]

not relevant at all

[slow urchin]

"Important notice: If you are already updated post February 2021, do not update to April 2023 security update (XXXXXXXXXXWCX) or later. Examples: G998USQS6EWCA, N986USQU4HWD1. Samsung has patched the bootloader unlock again on those updates."

Yeah no

[surreal elm]

snapdragon

[acoustic bison]

not relevant at all

[acoustic bison]

oh yeah that's relevant

[slow urchin]

It's from the XDA, i was saying that XDA thing wouldn't work

[acoustic bison]

didn't samsung have exynos version for eu?
why do you have snapdragon

[acoustic bison]

it was random PAID service not even relevant

[open pasture]

i thought exynos was na

[surreal elm]

guess the cpu ain't regionlocked

[acoustic bison]

yeah but i just guess snapdragon version can't be unlocked then

(i'd return it)

[surreal elm]

can't

[slow urchin]

Get literally any other android phone from the same gen

🙏

[surreal elm]

my next will be pixel

[slow urchin]

Good choice

[open pasture]

yeah moral of the story is dont buy samsung phones

[slow urchin]

Real

[open pasture]

ive heard grapheneos is good

[slow urchin]

Most Samsung things in general actually

[open pasture]

they support like every pixel i thonk

[surreal elm]

I do have a samsung watch. picked that mainly cuz battery life tho

[slow urchin]

Chat who is this guy :/

[acoustic bison]

paranoid developer, "root is security vulnerability"

[surreal elm]

every bank

[acoustic bison]

grapheneos too

[slow urchin]

@thorny estuary

Who are you

[open pasture]

@thorny estuary dumpy

[acoustic bison]

and not every btw
my bank doesn't care

[surreal elm]

i mean. technically it's a vulnerability. but usually the user knows what they are doing

[jolly temple]

oh no adult humans are heavy

[slow urchin]

WHAT

[open pasture]

kevin likes lifting kids

[slow urchin]

Okay that don't sound right

[acoustic bison]

it is if you click yes to every popup

[open pasture]

how come

[acoustic bison]

it is just like saying that having admin permissions on windows is a vuln lmao

[slow urchin]

One word away from jail

[sand citrus]

I haven't had a rooted phone in a long time

I don't rly use my phone much

[open pasture]

go sleep soyboy

[sand citrus]

I'm in bed

I'll sleep in a few hrs

[slow urchin]

Moral of the story: administrator privileges are only vulnerabilities if you're stupid

[open pasture]

is fres there with you

[sand citrus]

he wishes

[open pasture]

who couldve seen that one coming

[slow urchin]

I only added the text because me and my buddy thought it'd be funny In a terrible way but this is the worst thing i made last year

[open pasture]

someone is blasting toby candyland in my school lobby

i can hear it on the 6th floor

what is this

[sand citrus]

I am everyone's favorite person and if anyone disagrees they're lying

[slow urchin]

FJONKIE subreddit

[slow urchin]

I agree that you are not my favorite person

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1140664778386309181.png?quality=lossless&size=60

[sand citrus]

Apologies for the confusion but I have stated the opposite of what you just said

You are in fact disagreeing with my statement

[slow urchin]

I never said that i agree with you :3

But i didnt say i disagreed either

Therefore

I'm better

[dire dawn]

false

awesome is the best person because they said so

first

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133428053616377866.gif?quality=lossless&size=60

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133428047740141628.gif?quality=lossless&size=60

[robust relic]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C_eK8AxyiYM/?igsh=eTg4cTAwb2prdG9z

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133428047740141628.gif?quality=lossless&size=60

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1133428042006528010.gif?quality=lossless&size=60

[sand citrus]

[open pasture]

feed

[open pasture]

WHAT

[slow urchin]

Fjonkie snacks 🥨

[slow urchin]

R/fjonkie

[sand citrus]

Feed me sleep meds

[open pasture]

im not checking if thats a thing while im at school

hol on lemme get downstairs

brbb chat

[sudden sun]

gm

[lost furnace]

one of my friends forced me to download

[sand citrus]

Opera

gx

Wtf

[lost furnace]

I love chinese spyware company stealing my info

[open pasture]

zoinks...

why didnt you just refuse

[lost furnace]

they threatened to leak the homie gc of early 2024

I was a different person then

[open pasture]

leak it where

[lost furnace]

on the internet

[open pasture]

i wouldbt bother

just mass delete messages in the gc while thgeyre sleeping or something

[lost furnace]

they already have the screenshots

💔

[open pasture]

ah

cut them off or sometihng then idk

yeah~1

[jolly temple]

secret information shouldn't be managed by any friends like 18th century paris

[lost furnace]

no

they my friend

[open pasture]

kevin agrees with me

[lost furnace]

its an "anyone leaves and everyone dies"

type of gc

[open pasture]

why would you be friends with a person who blackmails you though

[lost furnace]

idk

they're funny

they also know too much

like

way too much

[open pasture]

about you or?

[lost furnace]

yeah

probably more than tato

[open pasture]

idk who tato is

[lost furnace]

@open pasture how much do you know about me

[open pasture]

ohhhh

i thought you meant like tah toe

not tay toe

[lost furnace]

taytoe

[open pasture]

i call them toasted too so

they know like quite a lot about me i thikn

[lost furnace]

thuhtoastedpohtaytoe

[open pasture]

tragedeigh

[glass shell]

yay

[open pasture]

hi street pisser

[slow urchin]

<r/FJONKIE>

[glass shell]

i am now allowed to use my laptop in class to take notes

[lost furnace]

fijohnkay

[glass shell]

I can make everything look neat and pretty and awesome in obsidian

[open pasture]

wrong

[slow urchin]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

look at my pronouns.page

[glass shell]

I still can't believe I lived with dysgraphia for a while without even knowing

I thought writing was supposed to hurt

[open pasture]

ipa guide for name prnounciation

[lost furnace]

mf I know

[glass shell]

I just bared with it

[lost furnace]

I speak dutch stupit

[open pasture]

i saw this i dont know what to say about it

[open pasture]

did you sese the fork video

[slow urchin]

Fjonkie

[lost furnace]

fjonkie has dementia

[slow urchin]

It's pronounced f-yawn-key right?

That's how i say it

[open pasture]

no im just really that interested in you so i dont remember stuff regarding you

not really

goddamn it brain

[slow urchin]

Flustered fjonkie when fjonker fjonkerton

[open pasture]

what

[lost furnace]

ow fuck you

:(

[open pasture]

im not flusterd rn

[open pasture]

huh

[slow urchin]

U said not really

[digital kettle]

gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[lost furnace]

very blunt

[open pasture]

yeah ebcause that was what i tried to type

[open pasture]

hi pokeley

[slow urchin]

Good morning perbson

[lost furnace]

dont stab me that hard yet

[open pasture]

i cant be not direct

[open pasture]

why does it even affect you im like nobody to you

[digital kettle]

@lost furnace@open pasture@slow urchin

[open pasture]

that is who is in chat right now yes

[lost furnace]

[digital kettle]

hug :3

[open pasture]

yayyyy

[jolly temple]

ohh

[slow urchin]

Hallooo

[digital kettle]

haii x3

[lost furnace]

nuh uh you are in aliens only chat

fjonkie ftw

[open pasture]

how is that relevant

[slow urchin]

Have you see <r/fjonkie>

:3

[lost furnace]

also I wanna knock out norway on my friends of the world map

💔

exactly

[glass shell]

apparently I wasn't supposed to have gone this long with all the shit I have

like they told me usually students with those disorders didn't show up for a few months

[digital kettle]

any girls,,, in chat :3

[lost furnace]

bwa haii

[open pasture]

i would tell you im sorry or something but i dont actually have sympathy for strangers...

[digital kettle]

bwa,,,

[glass shell]

but my thirst for knowledge won't be stopped by AUTISM!!!

[digital kettle]

haii

[open pasture]

hello

[lost furnace]

bwah!

[glass shell]

me

[lost furnace]

bloubcaitcoezy

[open pasture]

is chat just all women rn

[lost furnace]

best chat

[open pasture]

needs more toasted though

[slow urchin]

Fjonkie official subreddit

[lost furnace]

fr

we need the toasted

[open pasture]

i do actually own a subreddit with close to 2k members i think

[slow urchin]

What is it called Lol

[open pasture]

ummm

that would leak my reddit

[slow urchin]

Oh fair enough

Mb

[lost furnace]

leak the reddit

!!

[open pasture]

its also not a very good subreddit per se

[slow urchin]

I mean if u trust u can dm

[digital kettle]

whats it about

[open pasture]

ummm

[slow urchin]

^

Fjonkie gooner subreddit/j

[open pasture]

i woild get warned if i tried to explain it

[digital kettle]

dms

[open pasture]

its not like nsfw or something

[slow urchin]

I second this

[lost furnace]

fjonkie wont tell me

Im not interesting enough

[slow urchin]

L :3

Fr

Fjonkie

[lost furnace]

she on my til I

[slow urchin]

Get yoinked

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1280829783625826366.png?quality=lossless&size=60

Extremely low qual fjonkie

[barren gorge]

She Lose on my Yourself til i M&M

[open pasture]

where did you get this color from

[lost furnace]

im gonna you

[slow urchin]

Weezer 💀

[open pasture]

oh

[lost furnace]

oh

[barren gorge]

insert buddy holly riff

[open pasture]

my favorite color is genuinely very similar to weezer blue

[jolly temple]

fuuuck no adult humans could mean port forward your fucking traffic

[slow urchin]

WEEEWOOO

[slow urchin]

Yes that's why i chose it

[lost furnace]

fjonkzer when

[barren gorge]

my favorite color is similar to blue

[slow urchin]

No swear words Kevin :(

[barren gorge]

(purple)

[slow urchin]

ME TOO

[clear crypt]

Have Guilds been added on the experiment plugin?

[open pasture]

i dont think i ever talked about my favorite color here

[barren gorge]

MOM SPAGHETTI

[slow urchin]

Not that i know of :p

[stark herald]

so goodd

[sudden sun]

lol

[clear crypt]

thank youuuuu

[slow urchin]

Idk why tf it isn't out yet it's ridiculous

[clear crypt]

omg right

[sharp sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1274524396450615337/togif-3.gif

[slow urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-gif-22760282

Bunger

[open pasture]

oh hi roxy

[sharp sinew]

hi

[slow urchin]

How long is ur bacon

[sharp sinew]

i need coffee

[slow urchin]

Me too

[open pasture]

addict

mock~1

[sharp sinew]

no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1051018889418522675/1141220968300302417/caption-86.gif

[open pasture]

neglect

constant fighting between mom and older sibling

[sharp sinew]

im hearing weird beeping noises

[slow urchin]

Going to go make coffee rn brb vencord vendor venniecord vendicated vencrow venn diagram users

[open pasture]

check your motherboard for error codes

[sharp sinew]

its not that

it sounds too far away to be that

[slow urchin]

That's me my bad I'm playing pong in your walls

[open pasture]

must be evil then

[slow urchin]

Correctamundo sleezeball

[open pasture]

ok chat my next class is starting in like 1 minite

lemmeee get down rq

[sharp sinew]

byee

i gotta go chat

[keen junco]

Good morning

[open pasture]

i come back to class and theyre just gay up watching a movie on the like teachers screen thing???

what is this lol

[keen junco]

Why not

[open pasture]

idk i just found it kinda funny

gtg for now

ok nvm

[robust relic]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1036695062396010606/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[quasi ravine]

the ability

[spice abyss]

cant wait to see what will twitter have to say abt this

[quasi ravine]

what is this ios product reveal LMAO

[light cedar]

(I am spreading misinformation)

[spice abyss]

bro edited 2 times

[quasi ravine]

no but actually this is useful

[spice abyss]

is that community note

[light cedar]

pretty sure they're already working on something like this

[lost furnace]

community notes comes to youtube

[quasi ravine]

also the watch party is insane

[lost furnace]

(guessing)

[light cedar]

e.g. ai content notices

these are already a thing

[keen junco]

Fan made trailer

[light cedar]

see: https://youtu.be/RcQ2ezGxSJM

[quasi ravine]

this gives me a project idea

[slow urchin]

I come back to no pings therefore y'all hate me

This coffee goes hard tho

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/924894809091608597.png?quality=lossless&size=60

[light cedar]

I love the random unrelated side story about aldi's teaming up with lidl and creating a world monopoly using the power of discount beans

[slow urchin]

I could've sworn you were pink before

Are there two of you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/965494042064474132.png?quality=lossless&size=60

[light cedar]

are you thinking of @digital kettle

[slow urchin]

YES

[jolly temple]

nuh uh oh theres a better

[slow urchin]

There's a better :D

[light cedar]

that is not me however we are dating

[slow urchin]

Wait do you both have the same name

That has to get confusing

I could never Lol

[light cedar]

yes

[quasi ravine]

i can differentiate both

[pallid socket]

hiiiiiiii

[light cedar]

shitler

[lyric field]

congrats

[slow urchin]

What

[light cedar]

apl...

[lyric field]

how did you do it?

[robust relic]

gg

[slow urchin]

Now gg

Laggiest game website

Played Lego Fortnite on there once Lol

[lyric field]

tauri?

[slow urchin]

What is a shelter

[light cedar]

vencord but suck's

[slow urchin]

Oh

Lol

[slow urchin]

Have you seen fjonkie subreddit

<r/fjonkie>

[lyric field]

oh cool

[light cedar]

no

[spark crescent]

i should memorize the powers of 7

[light cedar]

you should send me 5 xmr

[spark crescent]

5 wat

[tender gull]

bogos binted

[dire dawn]

logos printed

dogos frinted

[stark herald]

pnpm build

[lyric field]

what css are you injecting?

is it maybe a specificity issue?

[stark herald]

why,,

[open pasture]

HI CHATTT

IM BACK!!

[stark herald]

hi fjowonkie

[open pasture]

owo nyaaa~!

[barren gorge]

wait this shit works on web player

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cardcaptor-sakura-clear-card-anime-sakura-kinomoto-meiling-li-comb-gif-26460081

[keen junco]

Bad

[open pasture]

what works on web player

[barren gorge]

stuff

[glass shell]

my brother called me a baka

[open pasture]

wow...

cold

[open pasture]

i dont know how i would react if my brother did this

[glass shell]

would i get taken to court if i killed him

[open pasture]

he has sang the song of the forbidden toilets in public before

also mogged my dad

[glass shell]

it's not even an haha he's young thing

he is 20 years old

i am 17

im the youngest

[barren gorge]

baka in my language means grandma

[open pasture]

ok but that makes it funnier

[burnt maple]

Stealing samaras from the lab

[open pasture]

arent all these also reasonably far right

[sturdy folio]

yes

[lean lava]

twitter when anything

[open pasture]

gadzooks!! i must make a xeet about you deadnaming my beloved free speech platform X and tag papa elon in it!!

[lean lava]

no way right

[open pasture]

im being 100% serious

[jolly temple]

ui version of her point???

[lean lava]

istg nobody calls it x

[open pasture]

i do!

[lean lava]

L

[open pasture]

only wokies call it twitter

[lean lava]

i hate woke people as much as i hate everyone else

[dire dawn]

who here likes using X.com? 🤓

[open pasture]

meeee!!

[stark herald]

so good i think

[open pasture]

big fres

[lean lava]

its average

sorry

[keen pike]

[crude fern]

x

[open pasture]

STELLAAAAAA

[open pasture]

HIIIHIHIHIHIII HAIIII

[light cedar]

awesome syntax

[stark herald]

yop

[crude fern]

say gm

i missed u

[open pasture]

just completely ignoring me...

so mean