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who is jjk
Pretty ok it seems. Threads are tapped and the bolt is holding. I was changing the transmission fluid and filter on my car and while I was putting the pan back I stripped a damn thread in the transmission block. It took a m6 1.0 thread, and I tapped it for a m7 1.0, and used a 1/4" ordinary wood drill bit to widen the hole to allow the 7mm tap to catch. Also had to use a gadget similar to the Dremel to widen the metal hole in the gasket to allow the 7mm bolt to fit through it.
jujutsu kaisen
no
yop
this is so me
jujutsu kaisen
no
yes
oh, anime
:3
i just realized
meow :3
without gojo, i am nothing
horror wifi
now im going to a stable release of kde
mraow :3
ur nothing then
oh, it's that anime
domain expansion: girls kissing
i shouldnt have to deal with crying daily
sign me in
are you a girl

but ur pissos
don't you have to deal with pissbabies
fuck
the manga is pretty ass tho (in terms of story)
wrong reply
no :(

then no girls kissing domain
im not weeb
not yet*
waiting for vee to add my pisscord badge
crying rn
im buying this rn
you are weeb now
buy the merch too
nu
vencord users never saw a person irl
yes
nu
wait
no
yes
life over
are you a woman or inferior animal
nu
@crude fern why does keeping my gentoo system up to date give me a sense of purpose
damn
can i tell you a secret in dms
it doesnt even work π
GOD WHY IS THE DISCORD PING SO ANNONYING
@sturdy scaffold is it
yes
nuh uh
meow
meow :3
woof
yuh uh
gpod nyight
yes
@junior ridge recent studies show that by 2095, 75% of humans will be lesbian girls
:3
because thats why i love gentoo
thank god
dms
i might become a lesbian
did you see last night where i posted that i sent 10$ to the gentoo foundation lol
mankind is doomed
since i don't rlly like guys
parents
why the hell would you tell them shit
oh yeah true π
OH SHIT I DOXXED MY BANK
sticks to #π§-off-topic-iceman-only message
when my parents asked me what discord is i said "chatting online"
i personally wouldnt use transmission fluid... very likely to burn and hyralic fuild burns hot and well
but if it works it works i guess
Pretty much lol
trans fluid isnt even a oil AFAIK?
Was super slow like 1/4 turns at a time back and forth so overheat wasn't a concern
soda i doxxed my bank and the last 4 digets of my credit card
am i dumb
haha trans fluid
me when women/fictional women π π π
me when fictional men π
me when men π 
i mean it is a oil but its not meant for lube
girls kissing saliva
Not sure I've not looked into that part of it.
i will get pizza for my bday
soon
i got clothes a bit of money and now pizza
cool
non toxic silicone ice-cream machine lubricant
i have both so yes.
i hope i die
no
why? everyone will die
u have too much to live yet
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no
yeah but i'll die
so????
everyone will
:q!
exactly
damn i am getting popular in bluesky
if you do it now
i'll die
It seems to do decent at moisturizing hair lol. I ended up with it in mine
youll be missing out on so fucking much
trans fluid π³
thats what i realized
true
yop
that after death there is nothing
im not dying before i taste estrogen π₯
any positive times you might have
my cat would miss me π₯
what if i told yall trans fuild was pink
tf is trans fluid
experiance life as much as you can
but i will
Mines red but hmm
transfluid also absorbs water
same difference
ive tasted it
i indeed do
lc.img transfluid
clearly
it tastes like gluesticks
theres that one video i have where i put it into redbull and drink it
never saw this in my life
lc.e π© π±

you've tasted gluesticks?
Mine once turned mud colored. Ahh good ol 80k miles overdue be like
who hanst
how did it even live 80k miles over
meow
m eow
vencord members love to show off they're mixing drugs with energetics or beverage
so weird
speaking of im due for a timing belt change and trans fluid
lol
nope thats just me
not just u
n ya
total is almost 2k for my car so YAY
there was some ppl a long time ago who did that too
wanna
i dont remember their name tho
let me pet u
it was a long time ago
BASED
2000s era cars are built different it seems. Plus it survived getting new fluid. There was a good handfull of shavings on the pan magnet too. 4th gear shift was more of a jolt that I'd appreciate. It had around 180k miles at the time of the change
I just had the "double coke", 2 in 1 am i right hehehe
i mean i probably did but didn't remember
i dont think you understand it tastes like shit and makes you wanna puke
exactly
next time i did it i mixed with coffee
it's dangerous
it's harmful to ur body
you take your peruvian cocaine, prefferably 3% of the volume of the coca cola, mix it so that motherfucker pops open then drink it whole
??
didn't you learn the first time
best served to a bitch
mixing redbull with estradiol
i know how to not kill myself
cap
i definitely wanna try another type of milk after my estrogen kicks in
like i tried it before but from another person
i researched the ingredients before trying that
fuck you mean
it will be different if its from my own self
no
uh
you

what does that fucking mean
i'll buy anything
i got like 7 years to plan out this mothafucka
prog i think can help?
I wish i could drive basically a gokart everywhere instead of a whole car
i could make my own eletric scooter for like 4k and get anywhere i need to
@barren gorge @sturdy scaffold you both know itβs blocked so stop doing it constantly
even tho the filter autoblocks it
okay
like who the hell cares then
aint my fault its filtered
@barren gorge youd want progesterone and https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domperidone i belive
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And then 20k miles later there was no shavings on the magnet at all, the thing was spotless except for a thin sheen of fine black dusty powder. 1st gear has a fluttering slip and 4th gear shifts a little late, so I guess whatever was wearing out finally wore away to nothing for it to stop producing shavings lmfao.
us because it spams logs
itβs annoying?
learn to listen and not be annoying
exactly
too hard
not a big deal
i usually know how to listen but be a bitch over it
trans stuff i guess i know how they work but besides basics theyre black boxs to me
i like getting on peoples nerves a bit
you've tried milk from another person π³
yeah in the firdt like 7 months of my life
AAAND LETS END THAT RIGHT THERE
maybe some years
i would be so easy to make a skateboard tesla style battery pack for a gokart
are so brown
fit like 15KWH into that damn thing
and so cute
@fallow drum emerald tools look so illegal
LMAO
yop
what is that slur
i love women
I love men
i love hugs
i love headpats
I have a hunch it's a worn torque converter, because it doesn't act up at all when I use the dedicated 1st gear selection. Doesn't slip at all and grabs just fine uphill and down. Although those aren't particularly easy to replace.
@stark herald reference??
:3
is that vminker
hiaelo yur kompjoter have vayros, get orr antiviyros fo r linix free
vminker
yes
blcok ads,, instllal ram, atinvirus
idk lmfao
fo r linixos
what is that
Whar
:3
long bacon
what did u do to the body
hyfetch :3
bro why the FUCK would you reccomend betterhelp
hi
hai
i ahve it mapped to a mouse shortcut
how
i am not trusting anyone who makes me pay β¬300 an hour just for a conversation
cool
it looks like fresh poop but its black tar heroin
they don't have a good track record apparently
one of the slickest maneuvers we pulled in the cartel
what is track record
like shady records
mixtape
fill em with the venom and eleimunate them
π
no shit its online therapy service advertised by youtubers
why the fuck would you expect it to be good
drank more liquor to fuck you up quicker than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word--
(actual lyrics)
I mean, I'd expect NordVPN to work as a VPN
99% sure it wouldn't be a private one, but for circumventing content restrictions, sure
good luck
preacher preacher 5th grade teacher
ninjago
and by that i mean
go, ninja!
and by that i mean the ninja build system
stapled his nuts to the paper
1327 β β β@paper gate
1096 β β β@stark herald
630 β β β@harsh minnow
583 β β β@fallow drum
561 β β β**>> @crude fern <<**
368 β β β@noble quest
338 β β β@boreal torrent
325 β β β@lapis lava
316 β β β@winter needle
267 β β β@signal junco
227 β β β@sand citrus
225 β β β@viral cape
216 β β β@twin crag
199 β β β@keen kernel
197 β β β@shut jewel
174 β β β@stray siren
168 β β β@tough drift
162 β β β@dense phoenix
155 β β β@jaunty trellis
150 β β β@solemn plank
meow text word wrap
1 β β β@bold anchor
1 β β β@wild thorn
1 β β β@weary temple
1 β β β@mossy niche
1 β β β@hard basin
1 β β β@glossy cipher
1 β β β@summer epoch
1 β β β@solemn swift
1 β β β@limpid lagoon
1 β β β@gusty lantern
1 β β β@jagged veldt
1 β β β@small holly
1 β β β@vernal shuttle
1 β β β@atomic galleon
1 β β β@low pike
1 β β β@stiff trail
1 β β β@silent holly
1 β β β@inner lark
1 β β β@marble belfry
1 β β β@sinful harbor
40 β β βYou
@paper gate There are 4 men on the Titanic when it crashes into the ice berg. The waiter says "we need to get to the lifeboats", the teacher asks "What about the kids?", the lawyer replies "Fuck the kids" to which the priest quickly says "We don't have time for that".
yop
shiggy
true
why does everyone have cat ears
should i get nordvpn instead of ms 365 monthly
cat
hi
hai
@paper gate
ill change one sec
i wish i had it
i use speedify and protonvpn
π₯
Get mullvad
Cat
Buy it
broke
Simply don't be
No
meow :3
is this better
@keen junco i have the first part of yohr discord token βΌοΈ
how
I changed it
gimmie cat ears and ill spare you
mikuu
never
your device has a trackwr
BLYAT
maiu
CYKA
squirrels
Yeah I know, zoot put it there but you don't have access
miku
how
Make money
Mowe
how about i'll be your catgirl for 1 year for every dollar it costs
What
Nop
Don't need catgirl
2 years per dollar
i need a catgirl in my life
Nop
i mean shit i can just buy it tommorrow i have β¬20
You need to goal in life
Debatable
i do
Welcome to paris 2024
The catlympics are now a thing
oki :3
miau
Sillycat finished with a gold medal for blehhh
how...
Stick
bleehh
but today's sport
sleeping positions!
oh man i wonder whats ne-
i sleep on the side
she used twitter in brazil
I sleep in your walls
I am the walls

I am the streets
You're for the streets
Couldnt be truer
Real???
Real
so real
oh i stole your banner this time instead
Real
xdddd
i sleep with a body pillow and a blΓ₯haj
I dont have either :(
if i had a body pillow i would get slaughtered
why
you can put on plain coloured covers
they make those
I need to attend those
eh
I need to get gold at meowing
i have some relatives that go to sweden but i dont wanna ask them for blΓ₯haj because of suspicion
graphic ones can be printed on better materal but for decent covers is like 50-70$ and for good covers is like 70-120$
what the actual fuck
they prob won't know unless they're chronically online or smth
but you can just get unprinted ones
you could buy my whole bed witht that money
a&j fabric AINT cheap
yeah they're married so
meow :3
but idk
shitty ones or plain twt can be like 20$
13 year old "boy" asking for a shark plushie
social anxiety busting through the door
af
got 2 but
smth like that
just don't
then they themselves would ask
your safety isn't worth the useless plushie
true
i agree with this excwpt its not useless i will be in your walls by tommorrow
you can use it for like
like
Girls
Lesbian
meow
dreams dont exist they are reality
ew ew
βοΈ
Homophobia
me
ow
meow :3
i never stopped sleeping with plushies.
i literally couldn't/still cannot
yeah you
now i do again
:3
meow haj reveal
it not near me
i didnt
but in my country you'd be judged for that
and am eating dinner so i cba
my parents took mine away :(
i still sleep with my comfort blanket and plushies
id have a panic attack.
^
im judged for it in the usa
soooo
yeah
they don't allow me to get plushes anymore sadly
haaii
wait cant i order that shit myself
oh come on i need β¬4
go steal it (in minecraft) /j
nyaaa
omg just saw a shooting star
oh there is a small one for β¬10
I always sleep with a shark plushie
,,
odd specific fear that someone is hiding in the darkness stalking me and the only wato be safe is to be in bed
also i like
need plushies so i can deal with anxitey and depression as their part of my coping methods
oh the long one is β¬20 in Croatia
fucking greatest country on earth
OMG CROATIA
sorry that was me
@paper gate goodnight darling
@jolly temple Take notes
Sameeee
oh the shipping costs β¬50
meow
back to fucking myself
Need cat role
Frfr
WHAT
ur not a cat ur just stupid smh
What

So fucking rude
01:57
it's probably 6:16 in LA
homura beko
be glad yoru not ashley
15:58
i like calling her a woman and a bitch
Marvin
@light cedar make me a sandwich
Hi
my grandpa, grandma, mom, and half of my bloodli
so ur half croatian too 
woa,,,
half slovak
Vencord telegram
im more croatian than slovak tho
Beko
like raised and born in Croatia
@harsh minnow were you half or like 75%
speak the language
i should really learn it
but i barely speak slovakian
I've been to Croatia for vacation before
yea
im dumb
Im 25% croatian

vacation way better than everyday life
trust
that goes for a lot of countries
i mean if u were on the sea shits expensive af there
im 50% slavic, 12.5% Italian, 12.5% scottish and like 25% god knows what idk my grandmother
Slava Slovensko
bro learned nothing
What
meow
fuck you and your motherfucking mama
I'm pretty sure Slava is a thing in all Slavic languages
ur grammar bad lo
fun fact about poke: https://codeberg.org/ashley/poke/src/branch/main/html/poketube.ejs#L60 if the video title is lowercase Watch becomes watch
poketube.ejs: Line 60
<title><%= inv_vid.title %> | <%= /^[A-Z]/.test(inv_vid.title) ? 'Watch' : 'watch' %></title>
wow
Slava slavima
glory to slavs^
Oh
I said glory to Slovakia
Slava Slovenskoj
Fair enough
1 j is a lot
like E bato and Jebat to
hamburger
I just know the Ukrainian one as Slava Ukraini and that Slava is a thing in all Slavic languages
E bato means "Ey brother" and Jebat to means "To fuck it"
https://poketube.fun/watch?v=fWtn6RMNiok doesnt this song go kinda hard
@paper gate e bato jebat to
what
π
@digital kettle
no it isn't
idk, it was worth a try to see if it did anything
e bato is informal as hell also
I wasn't planning to be formal with zoot
"PiΔka ti materina" is a nice sentence
half half
ayo???
look at wikipedia
@digital kettle
50%(50%)=25%
?
im slavic,,,
that's only the southernmost slavic countries
wanna own me 
esd npevcgdjngff
ur the bottom in this rel
wha
EARFQUAKE
the ones that are poor as shit now
type error, percentages are not callable
ottomen fucked them over so hard
you beat me too it π
idrc it works well enough
:3
oh yeah the balkans
not like the ottomans themselves were doing too well in the 20th century IIRC
the 20th century is so last century
@harsh minnow check ur dms 
Ainβt that the truth π https://www.tiktok.com/@_pa__da_/video/7389245861328375073
SHIKANOKONOKONOKO
i am history
the world would be a better place today if someone had dropped a nuke on ottoman empire before it was too late
deer
You will s/i/d
vban 334833943838720000
Shikanoko toilet
dang
baka
ok but which nuke
asking for a friend
vban
all of them
thank @somber leaf
fair ig
maybe who knows
time to destroy all of europe as well in the process
Angr ybirds
im not killing u
swiss mfs:
pov @pine zephyr
@pine zephyr
Do you think they know Iβm lying
i took ap world lmao
nah u are patrick star
bc u live under a rock
??
trust
tamari a rando
bro why are they timeout
they exploded
s/Microsoft/Meta, and insert Netflix
so sad
Swiss
i want to eat u
π¨π
chinese?
MOsd???
@robust relic :3
veval meow
veval this.sendAudio
whose voice is that
Me when that trollstore
not like that
i think it might legit be vee although idk
@pine zephyr how much for a voice clip of you saying what he said
then?
explode
@crude fern i think you need to be ratelimited on husks
@crude fern this is what I wanted to do together when playing Terraria
W
renewal :3
Meow

im 13 btw so if we are on the same page get the fuck out of my book
I have it
I NEED THAT CLIP
somewhere in my recordings
I want to play modded terraria with someone
i remember this
FIND IT
I NEED THE CLIP
I stg i saw this at some point
Mrpwwwww
code
I donβt know what this means and I donβt know if I want to
real :3
WHO DROOLED
please stop making that
γQRT of pirxOS | FUMES (@piotrkulla):γ
'This picture inspired a little video game I'm making.'
π 111.56K π 2.86K
anyone thatβs good at the game smh

π
maybe with multiple people
Okay buddy retard
web.....dev....
somehow I got this item on this world
Real
super fun
there is one music instrument that when translated to Croatian becomes the F slur
why
bassoon
same with italian
correct
Saddam Hussain
Hey rate my art
theres just 1 g tho
i still dont belive your ever getting paid
:3
Yeah...
@keen junco
Goes pretty hard but I'm honestly too tired to give any good rating
Me (i already did)
meow :3
Poops
wats da joke
:3
I took your pay and gambled it away
replace their whol ewebsite with just this image
Lmao
ME
me when 300KiB/s speed
Me every second
SMARTFOURTWO
HI
tell it to be MiB/s
Force push entire repo replace with that
REAL
real
Replace head
im going to sleep
oh.
but only one person? seems strange that it only happened to one guy
niniii
Real
so real for that
good nit
real asf kevin
if only it was transparent so itd work with theme
why is everyone on timeout
Baiiiii girl
Yes
what.
I will ban wolfie
locked what???
Not allowed
my bad
xddddd
I love how getting pinged makes me unable to interact with discord πΈ
until I go into system monitor and terminate it :33
I need her
what the fuck.
0 ms ping
how good is that
bro runs the speedtest server on his computer 
quantum entanglement
Huh
WHAT
yes you fit in perfectly i'm sure
WDYM QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT
Whay


I DONT
True
i didn't say anything weird, did i?
that's not even how quantum entanglement even works is it
nope
not even close
THEN HOW DO YOU HAVE ΓΆMS PING
o umlaut
Isnβt it just getting whosoosshhhhhled
and don't you need 2 classical bits per qubit when using it to send state
As a lesbian?
nope
hell if i know...actually that does make sense
Meow nya
Hello ven
IM NOT RUNNING A QUANTUM COMPUTER
wait two...qubits per classical bit?
i'm wondering if it's a case of xor
no?
SPINQ Gemini is a 2-qubit desktop quantum computer using nuclear magnetic resonance to operate qubits via RF pulse. Ideal for quantum computing education and basic scientific research.
That kinda sounds like something someone running a quantum computer would say
@open pasture
i'm just spitting out silly words in vencord vendor venniecord
chat bi yearly rant that non GMO is stupid because lemons are GMOs
you xor your entangled qubit with the one you want to send
quantum gaming computer
then do some fancy shit with it to two other qubits
oranges are too, right?
Holy shit why is it so ugly
also yes non-GMO is stoopid
Rel
π
oranges are "natual" afaik
then you measure them and send them normally
I miss my broadband fiber connection π
nop they are GMOs as well
Huh
I accidentally nuked it
Like gluten?
guh
I miss having good internet
no.
Fucking dumbass
why i s it pingging ohio
Then what
@open pasture are you a certified hugger
Isnβt gmo bread
im getting 300KB speeds rn
oranges are GMO, they were made by humans. you physically cannot get a non GMO orange
bro what the fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5exQiYMHPUg
On Halloween of 2022, I received my SPINQ Gemini Mini Quantum Computer. I'll be posting additional videos of this quantum PC in action in the future, but wanted to share this unboxing video for now. ~Randy Stack
GMO means genetically modified organism
yea fr
Ohhh, I thought it was just gluten free bread
Holy shit nobody fucking asked
ok whitename
I joined like
its only 2 qbit
10 minutes ago
ok whitename
me installing something again so I can completely uninstall it by looking at build manifest
hi
gonna run venbot on this
"buy this ai pc that is just artificial intelligence (no pc included) today for only 1999$"
On Halloween of 2022, I received my SPINQ Gemini Mini Quantum Computer. I'll be posting additional videos of this quantum PC in action in the future, but wanted to share this unboxing video for now. ~Randy Stack
bro
is its specs any good even
like quantum computers only ahve a limited number of pratical aplications
but seriously
why is there an nmr machine in my computer??
I highly doubt the "quantum computer" is actually a quantum computer
how are people just buying these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxRiNC8On88
Stay (or jump) till the end for a surprise!
Here is the link to the SpinQ software: https://cloud.spinq.cn/#/login?redirect=%2F
Special thanks to Thom Lauret of threshold.ai for letting me borrow this beautiful machine. Check out his website: https://threshold.ai/
After going back and forth with tech support, they informed me there was a thir...
2gbits
tthis is a fucking nmr machine
no its real its just only 2 qbit
qbits
with their moms credit card
wouldnt that make it borderline useless
I mean it says commercial
yep. its for learning only
So itβs prob not the same as the regular ones
FUCK YEAH VENCORD
2 qubits would require... a lot more space still
break RSA encryption for only 5k
Holy fuck
and arent quantom computers only really good for certian aplications
OMG LOOK AT THE FAVICON SINCE ITS BLACK
you need a FUCK ton more bits than 2 to break RSA or even AES
2 qubits aint getting you past rsa encryption i feel like....
still need more qubits for any cryptography cracking
Why is this server full of nerds
for the forseeable future you cannot break AES-256 either even post quantium
so true
gonna buy 4096 of them
again
glhf
Itβs still somewhat smarter than normal
is there a reason why quantum computers would be better than normal ones for most aplications?
Iβm used to like
@cyan cove you please do pnpm inject on i try soon
i still dont get it
People arguing over pcs
their for highly specific calculations
Not quantum computers
you get an hour a month for free
Quantum algorithms provide speedup over conventional algorithms only for some tasks, and matching these tasks with practical applications proved challenging. Some promising tasks and applications require resources far beyond those available today.[135][136] In particular, processing large amounts of non-quantum data is a challenge for quantum computers.
uhhhh you need so much more qubits
and so much more time
lmao
can u break SHA256
probably not
hm
oki am still gonna use it then
elliptic curve and RSA can 100% be cracked but not sure about anything else
answering MASSIVE statistical problems because the bits collapse on the answer

